Ask me anything.
Pineal?
Dakota fish run jelly cubes!
Why would anyone ever want to date a stuffed vulture? A hawk, I can understand, but a vulture!? :?
Who accidentally the cheese whiz?
Am alphabet cubed mango steak? Holy wallflower manchester punk rock prom queens! Let's dance.
Tell me about the number 23, LMNO
Speaking of numbers could you tell me how the 11:11 phenomenon works and what implication this has for 2012? And were these events set in motion on 11 November 1111 at 11:11:11 by an 11 year old?
Quote from: Doktor Murderbitch Deezy Mac C on November 22, 2011, 04:58:48 AM
Why would anyone ever want to date a stuffed vulture? A hawk, I can understand, but a vulture!? :?
For the benefit of the clown shoes! Nothing like a good dating clown shoe sock hop vulture time stuffing fandango!
Quote from: trix on November 22, 2011, 07:32:39 AM
Who accidentally the cheese whiz?
Chee
ze whiz is sacred unto our Goddess, who confounds the cheese into whiz, and turns the hard into soft and the knife into nozzle. Hail to our pasturized cheese food product Goddess!
Quote from: Nigel on November 22, 2011, 07:48:44 AM
Am alphabet cubed mango steak? Holy wallflower manchester punk rock prom queens! Let's dance.
Singularity potsage stamp kindness -- Hoparound lollipop timing belt (Carl Rivers by the blood sausage).
Quote from: Cain on November 22, 2011, 08:39:10 AM
Tell me about the number 23, LMNO
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Quote from: Nph. Twid. on November 22, 2011, 10:44:19 AM
Speaking of numbers could you tell me how the 11:11 phenomenon works and what implication this has for 2012? And were these events set in motion on 11 November 1111 at 11:11:11 by an 11 year old?
FIVE TONS OF FLAX!
Pancakes dogging sausage?
Spaceshot pirahna flags fighting osprey!
Crotchrot - what do?
MAEK YUOR THYME.
Consult your pineal gland, stupid. Wobblefish jellybean fnord.
GOBBLEGOBBLEGOBBLEGOBBLE! PUSHCART GOES VROOM! DINGLEDANGLEDONGLE SAYS THE BULLOCKS!
single dick? It's not as if its going downtown. When
WHO STOLE THE COOKIE FROM THE COOKIE JAR?
Quote from: Cramulus on November 23, 2011, 12:43:12 AM
single dick? It's not as if its going downtown. When
This is a bit haunting, actually.
What if all around is rainbows of disorder and not a
Quote from: Cramulus on November 23, 2011, 12:43:12 AM
single dick? It's not as if its going downtown. When
apricots bleed into tortise shells, in advance of St Gulik's passing; this is Kaos!
Quote from: trix on November 23, 2011, 04:22:48 AM
WHO STOLE THE COOKIE FROM THE COOKIE JAR?
APRIL 23!
Rector?
If a tree falls on a fnord what does the guy that cleans it up have for a last name? Should he complain with pasta?
Quote from: Net on November 23, 2011, 03:14:04 PM
Rector?
Spector Vector Victor Picture Capture Culture Vulture Mulch-Her!
I WILL HAVE ALL OF YOUR GUTS FOR GARTERS.
Hey LMNO, can I puke in the corner there?
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on November 23, 2011, 03:14:17 PM
If a tree falls on a fnord what does the guy that cleans it up have for a last name? Should he complain with pasta?
Pasta complains only yeild doughy responses that starch the tree so it misses the fnord and hits the grue who shouldn't even be in this sentence because it's not dark out.
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on November 23, 2011, 03:32:20 PM
Hey LMNO, can I puke in the corner there?
THE CORNER IS NO CORNER.
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on November 23, 2011, 03:45:45 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on November 23, 2011, 03:33:30 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 23, 2011, 03:31:29 PM
I WILL HAVE ALL OF YOUR GUTS FOR GARTERS.
MASONIC SYMBOLISM!
:lulz:
The masons maybe? If you consider it a form of symbolic worship. Me I try to retread my own reality tunnel and revive with lights and colour. Masons cant fck with a pickled fnord. Erisian mysteries are evident inthere own; they don't even know : all is chaos! Spectacular light, rainbow in a blender, the goddess prevailed and broke through the planters regarding dwarves lol.
QuoteIt's hard to bargle nawdle zouss with all these marbles in my mouth
why marbles garble while they warble?
but they don't fall down
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Hey LMNO, can you haz my firsborn?
Quote from: morosa on December 04, 2011, 09:11:08 PM
Hey LMNO, can you haz my firsborn?
No, children should be delivered to me. Sandwiches go to LMNO.
Is this the room for the prostate exam?
Quote from: Doktor Zero on December 04, 2011, 10:01:20 PM
Quote from: morosa on December 04, 2011, 09:11:08 PM
Hey LMNO, can you haz my firsborn?
No, children should be delivered to me. Sandwiches go to LMNO.
Can LMNO have my child's sandwich?
Quote from: morosa on December 05, 2011, 12:37:31 AM
Quote from: Doktor Zero on December 04, 2011, 10:01:20 PM
Quote from: morosa on December 04, 2011, 09:11:08 PM
Hey LMNO, can you haz my firsborn?
No, children should be delivered to me. Sandwiches go to LMNO.
Can LMNO have my child's sandwich?
GOOD QUESTION! I'll let LMNO handle that one.
Quote from: morosa on December 05, 2011, 12:37:31 AM
Quote from: Doktor Zero on December 04, 2011, 10:01:20 PM
Quote from: morosa on December 04, 2011, 09:11:08 PM
Hey LMNO, can you haz my firsborn?
No, children should be delivered to me. Sandwiches go to LMNO.
Can LMNO have my child's sandwich?
For the record, "child sandwich" is also known as "The Sandusky".
And, no. DO NOT WANT.
I hate them, LMNO. I. Fucking. HATE. them.
And I have blowtorches and pliers available.
What do?
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 05, 2011, 04:01:02 PM
I hate them, LMNO. I. Fucking. HATE. them.
And I have blowtorches and pliers available.
What do?
THEY ARE TO BE CORRECTED.
IT IS YOUR MISSION TO CORRECT THEM.
CORRECT THEM.
CORRECT THEM.
PLEASE SEE MR CHOP AND MR SCRATCH FOR MORE INSTRUCTIONS.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 05, 2011, 04:03:54 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 05, 2011, 04:01:02 PM
I hate them, LMNO. I. Fucking. HATE. them.
And I have blowtorches and pliers available.
What do?
THEY ARE TO BE CORRECTED.
IT IS YOUR MISSION TO CORRECT THEM.
CORRECT THEM.
CORRECT THEM.
PLEASE SEE MR CHOP AND MR SCRATCH FOR MORE INSTRUCTIONS.
Gonna need more upside down people.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 05, 2011, 01:40:49 PM
Quote from: morosa on December 05, 2011, 12:37:31 AM
Quote from: Doktor Zero on December 04, 2011, 10:01:20 PM
Quote from: morosa on December 04, 2011, 09:11:08 PM
Hey LMNO, can you haz my firsborn?
No, children should be delivered to me. Sandwiches go to LMNO.
Can LMNO have my child's sandwich?
For the record, "child sandwich" is also known as "The Sandusky".
And, no. DO NOT WANT.
My dad is from Sandusky.
I know why it's called that. :vom:
Actually it's a reference to the ex-assistant football coach at Penn St. who is an alleged kiddy-fiddler, but having been to Sandusky, your version works as well.
LMNO, answer me this:
Is it further to Providence than by bus?
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on December 05, 2011, 09:27:05 PM
LMNO, answer me this:
Is it further to Providence than by bus?
Only if you the entirety of Cranston.
Bump
In my defense, I had quite a lovely and stable childhood.
You'd be surprised how we can change that. Of course it has been a treatable condition for some time, but that was from the before-times, when we were simply changing the future. It was child's play. Now we just change your past. It's a thankless job but I can't complain.
Florid sequestering of unstable terraformed plant-based entertainment.
Cleanup isle eight from my cold dead brands.
How many toes am I holding up?
a) 1
b) 22
3) 765,983,765,981,876
?
Quote from: Smillsoid on September 30, 2018, 08:58:55 PM
How many toes am I holding up?
a) 1
b) 22
3) 765,983,765,981,876
?
Baleen whale beyesian whispers, frantically.
When I turn the grass widdershins, the earthworms warble plaintively.
Should I seek redress, or climb the boundless sky?
Quote from: chaotic neutral observer on October 01, 2018, 01:41:31 PM
When I turn the grass widdershins, the earthworms warble plaintively.
Should I seek redress, or climb the boundless sky?
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I am only capable of predictive text.
Quote from: LMNO on October 01, 2018, 03:42:16 PM
Quote from: chaotic neutral observer on October 01, 2018, 01:41:31 PM
When I turn the grass widdershins, the earthworms warble plaintively.
Should I seek redress, or climb the boundless sky?
(https://wikimedia.org/api/rest_v1/media/math/render/svg/15dc1f8043f6e6aa04cc43d6fe0599362aad6b25)
This is a family board, you Goddamn pervert.
Math and Sausages :fnord:
for the pineal gland :kingmeh: :horrormirth:
Enrico once know man him who ever only eat pineal gland.
He still fart like every else one.
Good to have you back, Generalissimo.
What? I hear the whipers and the the chewing is not on me. Inside me. The whispers feed on ME. I am a cabbage eaten while still rooted. I have no face! Dear Goddess they ATE MY FACE ALREADY! My jaws I must use my jaws.. But I am a cabbage.. There is no god to save a cabbage!! Yet they feed and they whisper blasphemous intimacies. I have no eyes left to me. The whispers burrow into my cabbage heart. I die. Sweet Eris I die!! With no arms to fight. They leave me my ears to hear but no mouth to SCREAM for they have filled it. A cabbage rotting while still rooted in the darkness.