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Literate Chaotic / The Haiku Game
« on: July 13, 2003, 01:29:37 pm »
Medeo..........that was funny!

Bad went on a course,
And got a certificate!
"Fast type with gloves on"............

next topic........incredibly complicated superstring theories solved!

Literate Chaotic / The Haiku Game
« on: July 12, 2003, 01:16:58 pm »
Quote from: Riff
A Christianized cannibal, Ted
Had horrible thoughts in his head
Sadistic things that he'd say
In his fluff-bunniesque way
Made me worship Discordia instead.

Next topic: The contents of the 12 missing frames from the Zapruder film

Nice !

The Zapruder film
Had twelve missing frames from it.
What were the contents!

next topic................innumerate illiterates. :shock:

Literate Chaotic / The Haiku Game
« on: July 07, 2003, 04:43:01 pm »
Stiff Coeleocanth,
Uzi Nine Millemetre.......
Hide behind the first!

Next topic..............sychophantic inept line managers.

Literate Chaotic / Nietzsche
« on: June 21, 2003, 12:09:54 pm »
Quote from: Slartibartfast
how do you pronounce it? is it like "neetch"? or "neetch-uh"??

You don't realise just how funny that is!!!! :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

Put a google search on for "Zoroaster"or "Zarathistra".. :lol:

Literate Chaotic / The Haiku Game
« on: June 18, 2003, 04:47:07 pm »
*thinks........isn't that...
"Have you sh*gged a Finish Babe?"
"Nope......But bonked a reindeer!".


Goceck, Turkish coast
There is a Doctor Jazz Bar.
Best "medicine" there is!

next topic.....................inventions that suck!

Literate Chaotic / The Haiku Game
« on: June 10, 2003, 12:02:19 pm »
Konichiwa Nutri-sama!! :D

White Orchid, green leaves.
My tokanoma ablaze.
Golden Buddha smiles.

next topic.................A maze of mirrors.

Literate Chaotic / The Haiku Game
« on: June 09, 2003, 07:53:02 am »
Paint the fence, up,down!
Use fine brushes of horsehair.
Trollax the hirsute!

next topic...............the solstice is coming, the solstice is coming. :lol:

Literate Chaotic / The Haiku Game
« on: June 08, 2003, 10:16:30 pm »
Quote from: Anonymous
you act like you try
perhaps you need to wake up
this is not a joke

This is not a try
Perhaps I need to wake joke!
You act like you up!

next topic........................supportive and constructive comments! :lol:

Literate Chaotic / Re: Wisdom from Robert Heinlein (Part 1)
« on: June 07, 2003, 10:27:07 pm »
Quote from: SMFabal
I've seen alot of people talking about how our (the USA) government has been acting lately. I just thought I'd bring out some of Robert Heinlein's thoughts on how Government works; I use for the most part Heinlein's definitive work, Stranger in a Strange Land

Quote from: Stranger in a Strange Land, in responce to allegations that politicians seek only to keep themselves in office
A government is a living organism. Like every living thing, its prime characteristic is the instinct to survive. You hit it, it fights back.

Quote from: Stranger in a Strange Land, in response that Americans are not reacting rationally to terrorist treats
He did not expect reasonable conduct from human beings; most people were candidates for protective restraint.

Quote from: Stranger in a Strange Land, in respose to any argument for elimnating goverment altogether
Man, a social animal, could not avoid government, any more than an individual could escape bondage to his bowels

Quote from: Stranger in a Strange Land in resopnce to talk of 'smashing the system'
Democracy is a poor system; the only thing that can be said for it is that it's eight times as good as any other method. Its worst fault is that its leaders reflect their constituents - a low level, but what do you expect?

Quote from: Stranger in a Strange Land in response to the American Governments attempts to 'free' countries under repressive regimes
I used to think I served humanity ... and I pleasured in the thought. Then I discovered that humanity does not want to be served; on the contrary, it resents any attempt to serve it. Now I do what pleases [myself].

Quote from: Stranger in a Strange Land in response to attempt to make certain activities and substances illegal
I see he beauty of Mike's attempt to devise an ideal ethic and applaud his recognition that such must start by junking the present sexual code and starting fresh. Most philosophers haven't the courage for this; they swallow the basics of the present code - monogamy, family pattern, continence, body taboos, conventional restrictions on intercourse, and so forth - then fiddle with details ... even such piffle as discussing whether the female breast is an obscene sight!
But mostly they debate how we can be made to obey this code - ignoring the evidence that most tragedies the see around them are rooted in the code itself rather than in failure to abide by it.

Before anyone says so, I know I have no original thoughts in my head; I also know I am acting as a slave to the system (so there, Rev. Roger!  :P )

Quote from: Matrix Reloaded
It was discovered that 99% of people would choose to be slaves, even if the choice was only given subconciously

No.............that was 99.99999% recurring AMERICAN'S choose to be slaves! :shock:

Literate Chaotic / The Haiku Game
« on: June 06, 2003, 10:00:11 am »

Those dodgy copies
Don't play on my old Walkman.
B & O plays well!

next topic................Friday Clean-Up Days.

Literate Chaotic / The Haiku Game
« on: June 05, 2003, 12:46:16 pm »
next topic................

Literate Chaotic / The Haiku Game
« on: June 04, 2003, 12:09:04 pm »
Toying with the "spin"
Those Socialist Politics.
Left, Right, and Centre.

next topic.......................Sea Monsters.

Literate Chaotic / The Haiku Game
« on: May 30, 2003, 09:27:13 am »
*Trollax.........."next topic"??* :shock:

Literate Chaotic / The Haiku Game
« on: May 28, 2003, 09:51:36 am »
Misty morning Sun
Breaks through layer of cloud cover.
Change with the seasons!

next topic...................Live Psychics!

Literate Chaotic / The Haiku Game
« on: May 27, 2003, 02:37:01 pm »
What the f*ck is that?
You don't trust the in-laws then?
Never mind Aunty!

next topic...................why ironing is for rainy days.

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