Principia Discordia
Principia Discordia => Aneristic Illusions => Topic started by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 02, 2007, 07:05:29 pm
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Make fun of your favorite politicians here.
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ooh this will be fun.
i'm sure i can think of something.
wait--i already did sort of
grr
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still cracks me up :)
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ooh this will be fun.
i'm sure i can think of something.
wait--i already did sort of
grr
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(http://img396.imageshack.us/img396/7518/mccain2wt8.gif)
still cracks me up :)
It certainly still cracks ME up. :lulz:
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Does Anne Coulter count?
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Does Anne Coulter count?
The thing known as Ann Coulter seems to be slimy enough to be a politician.
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someone post captain america dying to troll this thread.
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someone post captain america dying to troll this thread.
ok
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(http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s210/xplicitUK/iraq.jpg)
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someone post captain america dying to troll this thread.
ok
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You are a wonderful person. :)
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Fuck you all.
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don't look at me...
I like the idea of this thread and will use it accordingly when I get the time...
though im not making any promises that you will understand it if I start on Canadian politics...
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Fuck you all.
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Never hold discussions with the monkey when the organ grinder is in the room.
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http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a286/rzasthole/Make20love20not20war.jpg <---NSFW
<Don't make me mod stuff, please.>
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sorry bout that :argh!:
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:lulz:
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I posted this way back in the old pics thread I think. I lurve teh Communist party. They're totally having a good time.
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LOL, COMMUNISTS.
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O Shit... Quick nuke them!!!
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HIMEOBS has the situation under control.
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CAN'T YOU SEE??? THEY'RE RIDING INVISIBLE VELOCIRAPTORS!!!!
RUN FOR YOUR LIVES
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we'll just have to fight back with our cats riding invisible bicycles
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Someone needs to add "That's me riding your" to the top.
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YOU! stop changing your name, its very confusing
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:cry:
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...out come the alts.
What the fuck have I started?
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...out come the alts.
What the fuck have I started?
well I confess GWBush was me. (not trying to be all stealthy or anything)
That profile's username and password are public domain.
anyone can control the bush robot. some brief detective work will reveal how.
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Nothing wrong with Bush being used. I checked to make sure everything was as it should be, but couldn't think of anything funny.
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You should give him a title.
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Done.
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Done.
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:thanks:
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Get Your War On is genius.
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Amnesty International's posters to try and highlight the suffering caused by the diamond trade (if you want to see something good on that theme, watch the film Blood Diamond)
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Amnesty International's posters to try and highlight the suffering caused by the diamond trade (if you want to see something good on that theme, watch the film Blood Diamond)
I own (in the completely legal sense) a divx rip of that movie which I didn't download through torrent, honest guv, I bought it in a shop, for money. SRSLY
I was wondering whether to convert to ps3 or not - you've just convinced me.
Also Lord of War with Nicky Cage touches on the subject too. And that IS a fucking good movie.
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I've never seen Lord of War, but Blood Diamond was brilliant. I used to think De Caprio was another idiot pretty-boi actor, but in this he plays the Rhodesian mercenary quite well, even down to accent. And the depictions of how the "rebels" basically mass murder villages was brutally realistic, for Hollywood. That the plot pissed off De Beers made it all the better.
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Lord of war is to international arms trade what fight club was to multiple personality disorder.
Can't recommend it highly enough. Look out for Eamonn Walker as Andre Baptiste - guy totally pwns every scene he's in, even with Cage and Holmes in shot (no mean feat)
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I just found a totally legal and registered pay per view website which will absolutely in no way allow me to watch it for free. :D
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Commendable exhibition of 'teh right stuff' on your part mr Cain.
For if we disobey societies laws of personal conduct where would such a thing end?
In the despicable pits of iniquity and depravity I say!
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Indeed. (http://tv-links.co.uk/show.do/4/676)
Also, I see what you mean, about the Fight Club thing. And thats just from the opening scene. I get the feeling I am going to like this.... 8)
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i should totally watch this movie.
i remember some friends were playing it on DVD wheni was hung over (or stoned, i forgot) on the couch reading a book .. i missed 90% of it, but it was still cool.
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I love this soundtrack. I can see the Fight Club similarities, in fact I was surprised it wasn;t the same director.
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I figured it'd be right up your street. I learned a lot of the same kind of fascinating facts that I learn from your posts from time to time.
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Yeah, the Ukraine stuff is interesting. We should consider ourselves lucky that Russia convinced them to give up their nukes, or some ex-Soviet general probably would have sold them, too.
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I've never seen Lord of War, but Blood Diamond was brilliant. I used to think De Caprio was another idiot pretty-boi actor, but in this he plays the Rhodesian mercenary quite well, even down to accent. And the depictions of how the "rebels" basically mass murder villages was brutally realistic, for Hollywood. That the plot pissed off De Beers made it all the better.
I saw a preview for Blood Diamond...must see it.
And Leonardo diCaprio grew up quite a bit in the past 10 years or so film wise. Big time.
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Yeah, I had noticed that a bit too. (http://tv-links.co.uk/show.do/4/473) He seems to avoid the big, Hollywood blockbuster types and goes for the more interesting roles as well, which I think is pretty cool. He's made his money, after all, why not try out the roles you enjoy?
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It's actually fairly impressive.
And, he doesn't actually suck in them.
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The Departed, ftw.
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Must admit I thought he was a bit pouty in Gangs of New York, even aside from the "WTF, this is Scorcese???" factor.
I'm trying to psyche myself up to watching that thing he's in with Matt Damon.
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I've never seen Lord of War, but Blood Diamond was brilliant. I used to think De Caprio was another idiot pretty-boi actor, but in this he plays the Rhodesian mercenary quite well, even down to accent. And the depictions of how the "rebels" basically mass murder villages was brutally realistic, for Hollywood. That the plot pissed off De Beers made it all the better.
I saw a preview for Blood Diamond...must see it.
And Leonardo diCaprio grew up quite a bit in the past 10 years or so film wise. Big time.
I can't. I actually work with a South African, and DiCaprio's accent is awful. I'd just want to hurl things at the screen.
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I'm trying to psyche myself up to watching that thing he's in with Matt Damon.
...You mean The Departed? Or is this something knew I'm not aware of yet?
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I've never seen Lord of War, but Blood Diamond was brilliant. I used to think De Caprio was another idiot pretty-boi actor, but in this he plays the Rhodesian mercenary quite well, even down to accent. And the depictions of how the "rebels" basically mass murder villages was brutally realistic, for Hollywood. That the plot pissed off De Beers made it all the better.
I saw a preview for Blood Diamond...must see it.
And Leonardo diCaprio grew up quite a bit in the past 10 years or so film wise. Big time.
I can't. I actually work with a South African, and DiCaprio's accent is awful. I'd just want to hurl things at the screen.
He's not South African in the film. And its much better than most American actors.
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(http://uk.news.yahoo.com/ap/20070512/img/pwl-iraq-28544fd-abd3109060af0.html)
Man on the right is my cousin Danny.
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Pretty cool, getting on Yahoo news. Must suck being in Iraq though.
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that and that is a hell of a photo
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Pretty cool, getting on Yahoo news. Must suck being in Iraq though.
I can only imagine so, but y'know, I can't help but think this was a distinct danger when he first even signed up for the military.
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:lol:
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YOINK
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Caturday is EVERYDAY :lol:
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That is soooooo a James Earl Jones - baby pic
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*Gets on her best Churchill*
WE SHALL NEVAH SURRENDAH....
:pow:(http://kaousuu.net/forgreatjustice/mccainsurrender.jpg):pow:
I ganked this off of a real banner ad. I couldn't resist.
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It was funnier when Sean Hannity did it. :?
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:lulz: !!!
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Always gotta love this one.
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That's fucking BRILLIANT.
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Always gotta love this one.
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Needs to be amended, adding "shotgun to the face".
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He didn't kill that guy though, just winged him.
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But imagine if his intention wasn't just to scare the guy.
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But imagine if his intention wasn't just to scare the guy.
I thought his intention was to shoot birds that had been raised on a farm for the specific purpose of being shot by rich people who haven't got the sack to actually go hunt something in the wild.
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Thats just what they want you to think... Ok that is probably true.
But, I like to imagine him shooting him in the face and then saying "Do not ever fuck with me again! Or next time its your family. Now go apologize to me on tv for getting your dumbass-self shot."
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and
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:lulz:
those are SOOO WIN
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lol.
EAT IT, WOMP!
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yoiked from the interwebs
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http://ucsaction.org/campaign/science_idol_2007_vote/?qp_source=wacblog%5ftreehug (http://ucsaction.org/campaign/science_idol_2007_vote/?qp_source=wacblog%5ftreehug)
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what kills me about this is they make no mention of the fact that he's holding the fucking phone upside down.
or is that part of the joke?
im lame i dunno.
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I love that one Cain - saw it ages ago and spread it around as much as I could. It was even my desktop for a long stretch at work.
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:mittens:
AMAZING!
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I love that one Cain - saw it ages ago and spread it around as much as I could. It was even my desktop for a long stretch at work.
I found it by mistake, but since my pet conspiracy theory is that NeoCons are really Trotskyites pretending to be fascists, it amuses me muchly.
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http://www.humanevents.com/offers/offer.php?id=ANN401
GO! GO! GO!
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:argh!:! :argh!:! :argh!:!
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:argh!:! :argh!:! :argh!:!
hey discord, tell me, why do you think Kaou Suu posted that link?
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:argh!:! :argh!:! :argh!:!
hey discord, tell me, why do you think Kaou Suu posted that link?
It was not meant for her but the content of the page ;)
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(http://neon.polkaroo.net/~mhoye/snapshot-pics/Spider_Jerusalem_-_Voting.jpg)
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I love you Warren Ellis, Your comics are pure 100% gold. I'm sure he poops it out too.
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unfortunately they forgot shotguns
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lol, what a bad shoop
Funny though.
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that's why Bush pwns.
Monster cock on upper thigh.
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lol, what a bad shoop
Funny though.
Shoop da woop?
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Their lazor was not charged.
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HAHAHAHAHA!!! :lulz:
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bravo dear sir
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however, seems Shakespeare didn't write that...
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i love those
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awe
remember animaniacs?
i miss that show.
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however, seems Shakespeare didn't write that...
Troof. Still, I like it.
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heh @ GOP
That needs to be plastered everywhere, especially at GOP HQs.
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For some reason, I feel compelled:
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that gives me the warm fuzzies
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For some reason, I feel compelled:
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What happened to...
LMNO 2008
He's finally old enough.
???
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...and so it was, that Rule 34 became the law of the land.
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What happened to...
LMNO 2008
He's finally old enough.
???
My exploratory committee was too busy giving each other the Pork Shoulder..
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You really should have been more clear as to what it was they were supposed to be exploring.
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LOL, wide-human.
http://img175.imageshack.us/img175/2208/7f8dad84humanitygv7.jpg (http://img175.imageshack.us/img175/2208/7f8dad84humanitygv7.jpg)
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Nice longhuman.
Some parts NSFW, though.
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That's pretty damn cool. I really enjoyed that. My mouse fell off the right side of my mousepad a few times.
Notice that nobody in the modern ones is having sex! How come all the people in ancient history are getting more tail than us?
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Because they didn't have the Internet.
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Also no Sunday Night Football.
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Of course, that's why I only post at work, and make sure the alarm clock is set on Sunday morning well before the pre-game shows.
LMNO
-there's always room for sexy time.
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Why, according to that pic, did black people, Eskimos and the Japenese not exist until after the American Civil War?
*is confused*
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I don't know Cain, but the generous helping of pr0n makes up for it.
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The GOP in a nutshell. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2y_LEbdEVE)
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i dont know if this has been posted yet, but
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came to mind
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I forget if this has been posted ITT yet
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holy shit that chart is long.
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...long chart...
...is long...
ITT: You probably saw that coming.
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http://www.theonion.com/content/video/poll_bullshit_is_most_important
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A bad day for New York...
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:lulz:
That is so wrong.
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I always thought it was Dragonz.
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fuck that, it's impossible, everybody knows, the breath weapon of a dragon doesn't even get near the melting temperature of steel.
this is scientific fact, you can look it up in the Monster Manual.
no it had to be an inside job, they found remnants of a Rod of Disintegration on the site, explain THAT, huh!?
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See, it's like I always say, NEVER let anyone or anything named Rod into your house.
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this is troof. we actually have a dutch saying for this: "Rot op!", simply meaning, "GTFO".
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That is so wrong.
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QFT
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A bad day for New York...
Someone especially tasteless needs to print these and drop them around the site of the WTC, for this reason:
Governor Pataki responded the next day with a warning to cultural institutions that was appropriate for a War on Terror: “We will not tolerate anything on that site that denigrates America, denigrates New York, or freedom, or denigrates the sacrifice and courage that the heroes showed on 9/11.” Claiming to safeguard the principle of freedom itself, Pataki’s demand for an “absolute guarantee” against potentially “offensive” material suggests a doctrine of cultural preemption that, like the Bush administration, claims a sovereign right to act against threats “before they are fully formed.” While cynically emphasizing the right of private artists and institutions to free expression, Pataki actually heeded the call to “draw a line,” declaring the site to be a zone of exception where this right could be suspended by executive authority: “Sure there can be debate. . . . But I don’t want that debate to be occurring at Ground Zero, and to the extent that I have the power, it’s not going to happen.”
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I'm sensing a definite anti-republican bias on the board.
Hows that for understatement of the year.
The Commander
DIA
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I'm sure if the Democrats actually did anything except flop around like a fish suddenly put on land and grew a spine or something, we'd hate them too.
I actually save most of my bile for New Labour, but their authoritarian tendencies are better hidden and involve reading hours of tedious legislation. And that makes terrible cartoons.
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I bet you the Dems, if asked, would agree with Pataki.
And then fall over themselves backtracking.
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I'm a Republican, but I'm an anti-Neocon Republican so it sort of makes me an orphan.
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I'm sensing a definite anti-republican bias on the board.
Hows that for understatement of the year.
The Commander
DIA
The bias on this board is generally anti-the fuckers in charge.
Because the people in charge are, you know, fuckers.
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I'm sensing a definite anti-republican bias on the board.
Hows that for understatement of the year.
The Commander
DIA
The bias on this board is generally anti-the fuckers in charge.
Because the people in charge are, you know, fuckers.
they sure are. :)
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Thanksgiving Prayer By: William S. Burroughs (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7_MYrVzU-Y)
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I'm sensing a definite anti-reptilian bias on the board.
Hows that for understatement of the year.
The Commander
DIA
FIXED THAT FOR YOU
ARE YOU ONE OF THEM?
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I'm a Republican, but I'm an anti-Neocon Republican so it sort of makes me an orphan.
So I'm guessing that you read The Economist?
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The bias on this board is generally anti-the fuckers in charge.
Because the people in charge are, you know, fuckers.
I love being a fucker. :)
The Commander
DIA
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The bias on this board is generally anti-the fuckers in charge.
Because the people in charge are, you know, fuckers.
I love being a fucker. :)
The Commander
DIA
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I'm a Republican, but I'm an anti-Neocon Republican so it sort of makes me an orphan.
So I'm guessing that you read The Economist?
Reading The Economist makes you Republican?
I just thought it gave you a first hand view of the idiocy of Thomas Friedman.
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I'm a Republican, but I'm an anti-Neocon Republican so it sort of makes me an orphan.
So I'm guessing that you read The Economist?
Reading The Economist makes you Republican?
I just thought it gave you a first hand view of the idiocy of Thomas Friedman.
Well, that too, but most American Republicans would be shocked and appalled by The Economist. They'd probably call it liberal propaganda.
Remember, the American political compass stands at the magnetic North Pole. Names mean nothing, ideologies mean less. Almost everyone's either apathetic or a fucktard.
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Well, that would explain this
http://www.alternet.org/columnists/story/21354/
A new poll reveals that most Americans don't know their right from their left ... wing. The right knows this and leads the manipulation race.
The Harris polling agency last week released the results of an interesting study. In a survey of 2,209 adults, they discovered that most Americans only have the vaguest idea of the meaning of two important pairs of words that play crucial roles in the national political discourse: conservative and liberal, and left and right.
Some of the numbers are surprising. According to the survey, 37 percent of Americans think liberals oppose gun control, or else they are not sure if liberals oppose gun control. Likewise, 27 percent of respondents thought a right-winger was someone who supported affirmative action. Furthermore, the survey showed that respondents generally viewed the paired concepts liberals and left-wingers and conservatives and right-wingers as possessing, respectively, generally similar political beliefs – with one caveat. In both cases, respondents were roughly 10 percent more clueless about left-wingers and right-wingers than they were about liberals and conservatives.
"The label left-winger is broadly perceived to be similar to liberal," the agency concluded, "except that more people are not sure what it means."
Respondents were asked to define the labels according to what their positions were on seven "political issues": abortion rights, gun control, cutting taxes, gay rights, same-sex marriage, affirmative action and moral values. This list of issues is preposterous in itself as a symbolic reflection of the political landscape, but that's a discussion for another time. To me the most instructive category was "moral values." According to the survey, 78 percent of respondents believe conservatives support moral values, while only 40 percent said the same about left-wingers. In fact, 29 percent said they believed left-wingers actually opposed moral values.
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A study is good for being accurate, but I didn't need one to tell me that America is clueless about politics. Without any formal definition or criteria for labels like "left-" and "right-wing," or "liberal" and "conservative," declaring yourself to be one or the other has practically no meaning in the States. A politician can really only use these labels in accordance with the uneducated opinions people have about them (i.e., Rush Limbaugh and Ann Coulter's followers, who only know the word "liberal" as a curse word) for manipulative purposes.
I'm beginning to wonder how much of a difference it would make if people like this guy ---> :mullet: knew the difference between social conservatives and fiscal conservatives.
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"According to the survey, 78 percent of respondents believe conservatives support moral values, while only 40 percent said the same about left-wingers. In fact, 29 percent said they believed left-wingers actually opposed moral values."
BWAHAHAHAHAHA! That's priceless.
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yeah, but where do those 2,209 adults come from?
are they spread out throughout the country?
is 2,209 adults really a fair sample of 300,000,000 people?
frustrating article anyway though
For my part, I admit it - I don't pay a lot of attention to where liberals and conservatives stand on the specific issues. But what the fuck does it matter anyway?
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I'm a Republican, but I'm an anti-Neocon Republican so it sort of makes me an orphan.
So I'm guessing that you read The Economist?
Reading The Economist makes you Republican?
I just thought it gave you a first hand view of the idiocy of Thomas Friedman.
Well, that too, but most American Republicans would be shocked and appalled by The Economist. They'd probably call it liberal propaganda.
Remember, the American political compass stands at the magnetic North Pole. Names mean nothing, ideologies mean less. Almost everyone's either apathetic or a fucktard.
Can't I be both?
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Well, that too, but most American Republicans would be shocked and appalled by The Economist. They'd probably call it liberal propaganda.
Remember, the American political compass stands at the magnetic North Pole. Names mean nothing, ideologies mean less. Almost everyone's either apathetic or a fucktard.
Can't I be both?
The certification costs extra. No discounts for double-dipping.
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Those people are pretty good. Almost as good as the pro-war protestors who put on suits and march around, demanding war with several countries at once.
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"This tears at the fabric of our society"
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broccoli stem
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As funny as that is, one day the American right are going to have to simply learn that socialist and liberal do not mean the same things, and are in fact diametrically opposed in certain areas.
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The American Right learn? lol
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Yeah, I know, I know...that "left wing" also gets lumped in with Marx annoys me. Liberal = left wing = socialist = communist, apparently. Never mind the Jacobins existing well before Marx, or the Fabian Society, etc
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http://www.marxists.org/archive/bax/1890/11/libvssoc.htm (http://www.marxists.org/archive/bax/1890/11/libvssoc.htm)
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ZOMG MARXISM ONLINE!
I took almost all of my source material for my Marxism essay last year from that site. The rest came from uploaded works of the Situationist International.
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The bias on this board is generally anti-the fuckers in charge.
Because the people in charge are, you know, fuckers.
I love being a fucker. :)
The Commander
DIA
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I want to kiss you on the lips. Milk almost came out of my nose.
The Commander
DIA
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:mittens:
Seen a couple of those, but not all of them and not all together.
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I found those on http://www.nothingness.org/ (http://www.nothingness.org/SI/).
It's pretty much a goldmine of S.I. material.
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Ah, that would explain it. I got most of my material from http://www.cddc.vt.edu/sionline/
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Weird. I thought that was a linear story.
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The bias on this board is generally anti-the fuckers in charge.
Because the people in charge are, you know, fuckers.
I love being a fucker. :)
The Commander
DIA
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I want to kiss you on the lips. Milk almost came out of my nose.
The Commander
DIA
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WOMP- We have files on nearly everyone.
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:lol:
Also, GYWO = the best cartoon EVER.
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Also, I second GYWO as best cartoon ever. Also also, I will be humming the RI-CHARD NIX-ON theme all day tomorrow.
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I love Richard Nixon. He cradles me tenderly in my dreams.
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I WOULD FUCKASS WITH RICHARD NIXON!
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Fuck you g uys, and your shitty jokez. Has is occurred to yu recently that Leonard is really fucking old, and might die so soon, and we will lose our last chance to speak with him? We will go no more a rovin' an we will END, that is it, no more, we will sat, "look at me Leonard", we will cover him up like a naby
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repost? perhaps.
funny, for sure.
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Pro- Big Business?
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He's a libertarian, in the economic sense. He favours a totally free market (never mind such a thing has never existed) which will end up benefitting those with the access to the most capital and resources, with little or no legal recourse to restrict their powers, break up monopolies etc. Ergo, he is pro-big business.
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Er, he's not anti-gay rights. I saw a video of an interview with him about gays, prostitution, and drugs, and he said they were A-OK.
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But still 100% troof.
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Er, he's not anti-gay rights. I saw a video of an interview with him about gays, prostitution, and drugs, and he said they were A-OK.
I think he's into letting people do their thing without governmental controls that infringe on the Constitution, whether he personally believes in those things or not.
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Unless its abortion, because babies are people from the moment of conception.
Actually, I checked and he seems to have no problem with civil unions between gay couples.
Here is a definitive list of what he does have a problem with (source: Alternet)
Paul's proposed a number of court-stripping measures, shutting the courthouse door to discrimination suits based on sexual discrimination; he's tried to prohibit the government from mandating a minimum wage; he's tried to repeal the Davis-Bacon Act, which guarantees that workers on federal projects be paid a prevailing wage, and the Copeland Act, which bars kick-backs on federal projects; he has proposed freezing Social Security benefit levels and making the program fully optional, which would effectively destroy it; he has opposed measures that promote more voter participation; he would repeal key parts of American anti-trust law, gutting it; he's tried to deauthorize most federal agencies' regulatory powers; he's tried to eliminate all affirmative action programs; he's proposed altering the 14th Amendment to prohibit the children of immigrants from gaining citizenship; he's proposed eliminating or gutting a variety of environmental legislation; he's tried to kill the Anti-Ballistic Missile treaty and submitted legislation that would pull the United States out of the United Nations 12 different times; he has tried to eradicate the Department of Education, offered legislation to end federal involvement in educating kids; and he has proposed, at various times, the abolition of most taxes on wealth as well as income and the establishment of a flat tax. All of this is legislation that he not only supported, but proposed or co-sponsored.
Oh, and evolution is "just a theory".
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Yeah but I don't think he was one of the ones that didn't believe in it. Those were brownback, tancredo, and huckabee.
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Here is a definitive list of what he does have a problem with (source: Alternet)
Paul's proposed a number of court-stripping measures, shutting the courthouse door to discrimination suits based on sexual discrimination; he's tried to prohibit the government from mandating a minimum wage; he's tried to repeal the Davis-Bacon Act, which guarantees that workers on federal projects be paid a prevailing wage, and the Copeland Act, which bars kick-backs on federal projects; he has proposed freezing Social Security benefit levels and making the program fully optional, which would effectively destroy it; he has opposed measures that promote more voter participation; he would repeal key parts of American anti-trust law, gutting it; he's tried to deauthorize most federal agencies' regulatory powers; he's tried to eliminate all affirmative action programs; he's proposed altering the 14th Amendment to prohibit the children of immigrants from gaining citizenship; he's proposed eliminating or gutting a variety of environmental legislation; he's tried to kill the Anti-Ballistic Missile treaty and submitted legislation that would pull the United States out of the United Nations 12 different times; he has tried to eradicate the Department of Education, offered legislation to end federal involvement in educating kids; and he has proposed, at various times, the abolition of most taxes on wealth as well as income and the establishment of a flat tax. All of this is legislation that he not only supported, but proposed or co-sponsored.
All of which, of course, the states can easily take up and will regulate fairly and equally with all the free time they have, using the immense surpluses in the state budgets....
Whoops. Hey, lookie! Your federal taxes decreased by 20%, and your state taxes just went up by 35%!
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Oh, and evolution is "just a theory".
It is.
So is gravity.
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He's virulently anti-abortion, but he is also anti-Federal-abortion-laws. As of last time I read anything about it, anyway. My bet is that he would turn out to be a big, fat, lying hypocrite if he made it to office, though, and would promptly start pushing for a federal anti-abortion law.
Personally, I don't think men should be ALLOWED to have an opinion on abortion.
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lol wut?
Of course they should be allowed to have an opinion.
What they shouldn't be allowed is dominion over what a woman does with her body.
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lol wut?
Of course they should be allowed to have an opinion.
What they shouldn't be allowed is dominion over what a woman does with her body.
Precisely.
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OPINIONS = OPPRESSION!
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OPINIONS = OPPRESSION!
IT'S TRUE! :eek:
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HAH! 'TRUTH' IS PURELY A MODERNISTIC, CHRISTIAN HANG-UP INTENDED TO TRY AND USE THE SUPPOSEDLY "FACTUALNESS" OF A PROPOSITION TO END ALL FURTHER DEBATE! AND THUS A TOOL OF OPPRESSION!
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"I'M IN YOUR INTERNETS OPPRESSIN UR OPINIONZ!"
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Personally, I don't think men should be ALLOWED to have an opinion on abortion.
For we are naught but sperm-sacks, which of course have nothing to do with procreation.
Our opinion is worth less than the 23* chromosomes we contribute to life.
*ZOMGPINEALBBQ.
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I seriously considered making a post about how chromosomes are a tool of genetic oppression, but I decided against it. I can save this routine for later, instead of killing it now with overexposure.
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I seriously considered making a post about how chromosomes are a tool of genetic oppression, but I decided against it. I can save this routine for later, instead of killing it now with overexposure.
Will it be as beautiful as your history of punk rawk? Because if it is, I will print out a copy and put it in the mailbox of every professor in my department.
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I don't know. I shall lurk, and await the correct moment to strike.
But if there is one thing I have learnt from reading other people who have read postmodernist philosophers - it is that everything is a hidden tool of oppression. In one way or another.
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The Number 23 : Discordians :: People who have read Postmodern Philosophers : Tools of Oppression
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lol wut?
Of course they should be allowed to have an opinion.
What they shouldn't be allowed is dominion over what a woman does with her body.
No we should kill them by stabbing as soon as they form an opinion. They should live in fear of accidentally thinking.
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Someday, through diligent exercise on my part, you people will learn to recognize what I consider "humor". Or maybe not, as neither my husband nor my best friend recognize it yet. :(
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so you were just trolling us? :-(
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No, it was a sociological experiment!
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so you were just trolling us? :-(
If by "trolling" you mean "making a joke", then yes.
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so you were just trolling us? :-(
TROLLING? ON MY PD?
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so you were just trolling us? :-(
If by "trolling" you mean "making a joke", then yes.
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Nonsensical... it only matters whether *I* was amused.
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I don't know. I shall lurk, and await the correct moment to strike.
But if there is one thing I have learnt from reading other people who have read postmodernist philosophers - it is that everything is a hidden tool of oppression. In one way or another.
uh oh . . .
Somebody's figured it out . . .
You do realize that this means they will be coming for you now . . .
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UNITY THROUGH STRENGTH!
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Blackadder would make a better leader than Hillary. For starters, he is more cunning than a fox with a PhD in Cunning from Oxford University, and secondly, he is an accomplished coward, and so probably wont start any more wars.
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Plus, all his political opponents seem to accidentally fall on their knives 20 or 30 times.
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Yeah, but so do Hillary's friends.
/cheap Vince Foster shot
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holy fuk that pic made me shout a yelp of startledness out loud IRL
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holy fuk that pic made me shout a yelp of startledness out loud IRL
thats funny, it made my old man yelp "holy fuk"
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I was startled too...
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Pirate of the Sedona?
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Don't tell them I posted this one.
They will come for me.
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That guy rules!
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Nah, he's just an asshole. Someone asked him to do funny cartoons about Jesus and he declined, because it would be "disrespectful".
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bill and hillary in the 70s
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AAAAAAIIIIIEEEEEE!! THEY LOOK NOOORRRMMAAALLLLL!!!
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voting is for suckers!
I'm glad Natalie Dee
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Hillary looks like she has downsyndrome in that pic up therr
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I heart Natalie Dee. And Drew, too.
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bill and hillary in the 70shis 'I'm a bit like Russell Crowe & Jim Morrison' phase
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Hillary in 2008: Because the retarded kids who work at Burger King need a champion.
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God damn it, no! I hate you all!
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I would have voted 70s Bill to play Chris in Into the Wild.
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reposted for relevance
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:lulz:
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Dammit, that go back to sleep caption reminded me of a song, so now you all get the song. With some kind of paint-like vid, for some reason. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aizz0o9fPWU Its political, in a 'the president/government are all to blame' way.
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Love the song, had not seen video before.
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AAAAHHHH! KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!
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(http://www.keithwhite.us/hillbilly.jpg)
Chelsea Clinton about 30 years from now.
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:lulz: Youch!
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Why is it still alive???? Someone call the Orkin Man!
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I showed Mrs Mang' the pic - she said "Yikes! That's horrible. Hillary's had a stroke!"
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Why do you hate America, Cramulus?
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This is EXACTLY how the media works.
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"You know evil is an exact science, being carefully and correctly run" - Shriekback, Nemesis
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From the Billboard Liberation Front:
(http://boingboing.net/images/IMG_3218022808_sm.jpg)
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Damn, I had a Bush/Cheney 08 bumper sticker somewhere but I lost it.
+5 lol to anyone who makes and distributes bumper stickers supporting the Bush/Cheney 2008 campaign.
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(http://images.teamsugar.com/files/users/1/13254/24_2007/sign_0.jpg)
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:lulz:
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:mittens:
BEST. GIF. EVAR.
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I loled.
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McCain kinda looks like Rush.
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(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2144/2269904824_2133084eab.jpg?v=0)
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lail
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(http://images.teamsugar.com/files/users/1/13254/24_2007/sign_0.jpg)
Please tell me that's not real. I don't really care if you have to lie.
(http://i29.tinypic.com/1zx6ttt.jpg)
Fucking saved.
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Please tell me that's not real. I don't really care if you have to lie.
Yeah, it's a fake. The original one said "Gay or Lesbian" instead of "Asian". I'd say they are equally offensive.
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(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2144/2269904824_2133084eab.jpg?v=0)
:lulz:
where did you find that??
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My friend B paints them. He painted the first "President w/ham" at my request:
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2394/2169509517_b37a4d5a3a.jpg?v=0)
and it inspired him to paint a whole series:
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2398/2190058223_99b68d688a.jpg?v=1202068593)
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2369/2181590911_85a45dc80a.jpg?v=0)
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2234/2170422880_a22bb6bbfa.jpg?v=0)
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2342/2240113398_8ee840ac9a.jpg?v=0)
And related, but w/apple pie:
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2062/2168874173_895224fb92.jpg?v=0)
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Please tell me that's not real. I don't really care if you have to lie.
Yeah, it's a fake. The original one said "Gay or Lesbian" instead of "Asian". I'd say they are equally offensive.
That one is believable. But, still incredibly stupid.
And I lol'd at the ham pictures.
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Sweet!
B, by the way, is a straight-up genius. He's a physics professor at a local uni, and we hang out and draw fucked-up shit (I might post some of my drawings if I get brave enough) and he is a very talented painter and makes some other peculiar, wonderful art as well.
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BREAKING: PRES BUSH TO ALLOW GAY MARRIAGE AS LONG AS ONE OF THE PARTNERS IS A FURRY
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He looks like he's in deep thought. I wonder if he's contemplating a new hobby for when he's out of the oval orifice.
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Him and Blair are going to declare their deep man-love for each other, team up, and fight crime.
Its so obvious. They're the ambigously gay superhero duo of the 21st century.
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He looks like he's in deep thought.
impossible
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DANGER! CODE FAIL!
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fixt.
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:lol:
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:mittens: That is awesome.
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(http://toothpastefordinner.com/032308/quandaries-of-affluence.gif)
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I'm so getting one of these if they make it in a tshirt. :lulz:
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I'm so getting one of these if they make it in a tshirt. :lulz:
want one too
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Him and Blair are going to declare their deep man-love for each other, team up, and fight crime.
Its so obvious. They're the ambigously gay superhero duo of the 21st century.
RAGING HARDON
I HAVE ONE
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Incidentally, why do the Duch hate Muslims?
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:roll:
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Incidentally, why do the Duch hate Muslims?
because there's a tsunami of islamification coming! duh!
basically those that hate muslims think that there are too many coming here lately. In some places it's really bad, and it can be kind of troubling to suddenly be surrounded by people with a totally different culture.
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Incidentally, why do the Duch hate Muslims?
Because Islam is fucking stupid.
(http://img178.imageshack.us/img178/683/n37524895343074176547kz0.jpg)
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Because Islam is fucking stupid.
Hell yeah.
Pull no punches.
Fuck Mohammed.
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:lulz:
Yes, it is.
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:mittens: That's the tastiest slice of ROFLCAKE I've had in ages! :lulz:
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Hi- Larious! :lol:
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:lulz:
Yes, it is.
2nd'ed!
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married to the sea rules.
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:mittens:
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I just laughed so hard, I farted in the presence of my wife.
She called me a girlie, and farted so hard I thought she shat herself.
I am now being told that I will be beaten mercilessly for writing this.
Yowza! :digtbk:
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I just laughed so hard, I farted in the presence of my wife.
She called me a girlie, and farted so hard I thought she shat herself.
I am now being told that I will be beaten mercilessly for writing this.
Yowza! :digtbk:
:lulz:
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NSFW ROFLCAKE (http://img166.imageshack.us/img166/350/muslimgirlnudewithburkhgo1.jpg)
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The quote function doesn't seem to be working but, :mittens: for that 2021 (9/11-Iraq-clusterfuck) ownage.
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The quote function doesn't seem to be working but, :mittens: for that 2021 (9/11-Iraq-clusterfuck) ownage.
What skin are you using?
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Classic YaBB SE Theme
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Classic YaBB SE Theme
Hmm, OK. It seems to work on Dilber, for me at least.
Note your browser specs and theme in this thread http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=16090.msg514367#new and hopefully 000 and Faust will be able to sort it out.
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*snigger*
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I'm sure that's "Bob" in the top right....unfortunately that would imply his biggest fans are left wing academics.
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"As soon as Congress passes the bill, we're going to free the shit out of you" :lulz:
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Thanks be to Dungeons and Dragons, for forever shaping the worldviews of literally dozens of geeks.
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I'm sure that's "Bob" in the top right....unfortunately that would imply his biggest fans are left wing academics.
Wow that is one seriously kick ass picture of Putin
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No one is born with a stare like Vladimir Putin's. The Russian President's pale blue eyes are so cool, so devoid of emotion that the stare must have begun as an affect, the gesture of someone who understood that power might be achieved by the suppression of ordinary needs, like blinking. The affect is now seamless, which makes talking to the Russian President not just exhausting but often chilling. It's a gaze that says, I'm in charge
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(http://sixmeatbuffet.com/images/nomiblog1.jpg)
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(http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/9704/1209855336309cl7.jpg)
I'm sure that's "Bob" in the top right....unfortunately that would imply his biggest fans are left wing academics.
Wow that is one seriously kick ass picture of Putin
It is.
Also: I've met the Dalai Lama. Never in my life have I though that he'd be a chop-buster. That man has a sense of humor unbecoming to what you would think the most spiritual man on earth would have. Then again, I guess it all makes sense.
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Also: I've met the Dalai Lama. Never in my life have I though that he'd be a chop-buster. That man has a sense of humor unbecoming to what you would think the most spiritual man on earth would have. Then again, I guess it all makes sense.
Um... I hate to correct you, but Roger is the most spiritual man on earth.
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Orite, sorry. Well, I haven't met Roger in person, but I assume that he wouldn't do what I would expect him to do either.
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(http://sixmeatbuffet.com/images/nomiblog1.jpg)
i like this
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(http://www.marriedtothesea.com/051208/wheelmobile.gif)
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What's the big deal with Tang. Tastes like crap if you ask me.
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What's the big deal with Tang. Tastes like crap if you ask me.
Tang is for the children.
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Tang was going to be used to blow up a plane.
That is, if you believe the idiots in the Crown Prosecution Service, who suggested it was a key ingredient in the failed "liquid bombers" plot in the UK. And have no knowledge of science.
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Tang was going to be used to blow up a plane.
That is, if you believe the idiots in the Crown Prosecution Service, who suggested it was a key ingredient in the failed "liquid bombers" plot in the UK. And have no knowledge of science.
(http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm85/Raphialla/tang.jpg)
Are you sure they have no knowledge of science? It clearly has more vitaman C than orange juice.
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(http://slog.thestranger.com/files/2008/05/obama420.jpg)
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What's the big deal with Tang. Tastes like crap if you ask me.
Tang is for the children.
:lulz:
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What's the big deal with Tang. Tastes like crap if you ask me.
They had these great commercials in the 90's though. They had orangutans doing zany things, like fly into space and do fun kid stuff. It was funny because they're called orangutans, which sounds like tang. It was sort of a pun, really. You'd have liked it!
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(http://www.cagle.com/news/HillaryKeepsGoing/images/sack.jpg)
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Repost from other thread:
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/LXD.png)
Belongs here moar.
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What's the big deal with Tang. Tastes like crap if you ask me.
They had these great commercials in the 90's though. They had orangutans doing zany things, like fly into space and do fun kid stuff. It was funny because they're called orangutans, which sounds like tang. It was sort of a pun, really. You'd have liked it!
Oh, I remember them. I believe they only encouraged me, to pun, not to drink that crap. If I want fake orange juice I'll drink Sunny D.
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What's the big deal with Tang. Tastes like crap if you ask me.
They had these great commercials in the 90's though. They had orangutans doing zany things, like fly into space and do fun kid stuff. It was funny because they're called orangutans, which sounds like tang. It was sort of a pun, really. You'd have liked it!
Oh, I remember them. I believe they only encouraged me, to pun, not to drink that crap. If I want fake orange juice I'll drink Sunny D.
Astronauts to the MOON??! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Repost from other thread:
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/LXD.png)
Belongs here moar.
:mittens:
awesome work
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:thanks:
I'm not sure why I ended up with Stephen Harper in there as I know little about Canadian politics, but I assume that he would be very hurt indeed if McCain left him out of his EXTRAORDINARY LEAGUE!
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hay suu - can you give me a version of that image that's less than 1 MB? I'm gonna submit it to myconfinedspace. It'll probably start an argument.
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Will do with I get home. :mrgreen:
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMs-p5y6cvo
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=knRLJp-nqSg&feature=related
burns goes off to find out more about this guy
crossposted here, because it's about politics. it's very good actually. the comedian has made a song in two lines of which he makes fun of muslims. and in some kind of weird TV show [called "Bimbos in Burkas"] three muslim girls put him on a bed of (rubber) nails and interrogate him about why he did this.
his answer, "because i thought it was funny.", after some whining by the girls he also gives some damn good arguments about why it's important to be able to make funny jokes about religion.
i say, watch it.
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=knRLJp-nqSg&feature=related
burns goes off to find out more about this guy
crossposted here, because it's about politics. it's very good actually. the comedian has made a song in two lines of which he makes fun of muslims. and in some kind of weird TV show [called "Bimbos in Burkas"] three muslim girls put him on a bed of (rubber) nails and interrogate him about why he did this.
his answer, "because i thought it was funny.", after some whining by the girls he also gives some damn good arguments about why it's important to be able to make funny jokes about religion.
i say, watch it.
Thanks, tripzip. I sent that to 2 people--my comedic-writer of a brother who writes similar stuff but on American/Xtian culture (he just released his new cd so I'll share the link to some samples: here, I put it here so as not to derail/etc. http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=16672.new#new), and my husband.
We'll see if they comment back. And speaking of comments, the ones for this YouTube are pretty interesting in and of themselves.
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:lulz:
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:lulz: :mittens:
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No Other Explanation
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(http://www.wherearethedogshumping.com/ron-paul.jpg)
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(http://www.sadlyno.com/wordpress/uploads/2008/07/newyorkercover220.jpg)
Before anyone freaks out, it is satirizing the right-wing bloggers' coverage of Obama.
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(http://www.wherearethedogshumping.com/the-lonelytarian-party.jpg)
(http://www.wherearethedogshumping.com/ron-paul.jpg)
:lulz:
Heading to the RP board.
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(http://www.sadlyno.com/wordpress/uploads/2008/07/newyorkercover220.jpg)
Before anyone freaks out, it is satirizing the right-wing bloggers' coverage of Obama.
What's truly stunning about this is that the Liberal's response shoots themselves in the foot again.
"Sure, WE get the satire, but what about all the dull-witted imbeciles in the flyover states that are so dumb and uncultured that they'll take it SERIOUSLY!?"
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http://www.sadlyno.com/wordpress/uploads/2008/07/newyorkercover220.jpg
Before anyone freaks out, it is satirizing the right-wing bloggers' coverage of Obama.
What's truly stunning about this is that the Liberal's response shoots themselves in the foot again.
"Sure, WE get the satire, but what about all the dull-witted imbeciles in the flyover states that are so dumb and uncultured that they'll take it SERIOUSLY!?"
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:x
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You know the world is wacky when everyone gets bent out of shape over a fucking cartoon.
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(http://www.sadlyno.com/wordpress/uploads/2008/07/newyorkercover220.jpg)
Before anyone freaks out, it is satirizing the right-wing bloggers' coverage of Obama.
What's truly stunning about this is that the Liberal's response shoots themselves in the foot again.
"Sure, WE get the satire, but what about all the dull-witted imbeciles in the flyover states that are so dumb and uncultured that they'll take it SERIOUSLY!?"
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do those people actually read "the New Yorker"?
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No, but they look at magazine covers when they pick up their copies of "Bitter Religious Guns and Ammo".
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Hey, I read Guns & Ammo.
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You know the world is wacky when everyone gets bent out of shape over a fucking cartoon.
Yeah...like that'd ever happen...
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(http://www.sadlyno.com/wordpress/uploads/2008/07/newyorkercover220.jpg)
Before anyone freaks out, it is satirizing the right-wing bloggers' coverage of Obama.
What's truly stunning about this is that the Liberal's response shoots themselves in the foot again.
"Sure, WE get the satire, but what about all the dull-witted imbeciles in the flyover states that are so dumb and uncultured that they'll take it SERIOUSLY!?"
:|
You know, I think I hate that sort of liberal more than I hate the neocons.
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Me too. Idiots.
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So far, there have been FIVE (count 'em, five) shows on NPR about this, and so far, the score is:
Dumbass liberals who think the Red States won't "get it": 13
Dumbass conservatives who don't "get it": 0
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I don't know cause i dont really have a tv right now
has there been that much coverage of this via mainstream media?
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Yep. Countdown had a piece on it lastnight as did Dan Abrams. The night before Obama was on Larry King Live talking about it.
It's certainly received more coverage than it's warranted.
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wow must be nice to be in a country that there is no war, no failed presidency, no eroding of the middle class, no economic meltdown to distract the medias attention
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the presidency isn't failed, it's right on schedule.
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Someone should send that to the Obama campaign.
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So far, there have been FIVE (count 'em, five) shows on NPR about this, and so far, the score is:
Dumbass liberals who think the Red States won't "get it": 13
Dumbass conservatives who don't "get it": 0
Sadly, No!
http://www.americanthinker.com/2008/07/call_me_a_proud_scared_conserv.html
Well, to be honest, some of what scares me about Barry and Michelle Obama in the White House does, in fact, have a little to do with the grains of truth in that now infamous New Yorker cover, showing Obama in Muslim garb and Michelle as a black militant with a machine gun, and the American flag burning in a fireplace.
It might appear completely innocuous to some, but to others, it is a memorable remnant of a very explosive and, for many, frightening period of American history. There are probably not too many Americans over the age of 50, who do not remember the black power moment at the Olympics of 1968 and the fear those raised fists could evoke in the shadow of American cities inflamed by riots and uncontrolled violence
http://ace.mu.nu/archives/268480.php Ace does a wonderful job of showing how Red Staters are not at all bigoted and ignorant with this gem:
…The New Yorker sucks canal water. It’s a pimp-rag read by snooty snoots and the effete.
http://atlasshrugs2000.typepad.com/atlas_shrugs/2008/07/pigs-flying-ove.html
The New Yorker is calling their latest cover “satire”. I call it wonderful.
Obama is not laughing I hear. Why not? En the gonif brent a hitel.1 :)
[...] I say blow it up and make campaign posters out it. It rocks!
Confederate Yankee (lolwut) goes a step or three further http://confederateyankee.mu.nu/archives/268455.php
Militant Islamists want him to be president—Hamas even has phone banks in Gaza touting his candidacy—because they see a "soft" candidate that will allow them breathing room to operate. Dictatorships (including belligerent Islamic nations) look at Obama's pledge to abandon Iraq at any human cost as a sign of weakness, cowardice, and foolishness, and foresee an "all-talk" Neville Chamberlain in the White House that will allow them their localized brutalities with no interference.
American Muslims see a candidate that shuns them, and even forces them off camera.
Add in the fact that Obama's Muslim half-brother Abongo is militantly-Anti-European, and the junior Senator certainly has an image problem. The rumors that Obama is a secret Muslim trained in Islamic madrassas in his youth, when combined with real photos of Obama in traditional African dress, help portray as Obama as an insider not to be trusted.
Even his surname—Ted Kennedy once famously mangled it—is a problem, sounding too much like that of al Qaeda's infamous leader. His middle name of "Hussein" has also been turned into a smear by some, encouraging some dim-witted but well-meaning supporters to interject it as their own in hopes of diluting its impact on xenophobes.
As for the flag burning in the Oval Office fireplace in the image, it is obviously meant as an attack on the patriotism of both the candidate and his wife for numerous deeds, statements, and dubious entanglements with radicals.
Obama's political career is based entirely upon relationships he developed with far left radicals in Chicago, from race-hustling ministers, to old Marxists and communists, to the infamous domestic terrorists in whose home he started his improbable political run.
The caricature based upon rumors associated with Barack Obama in the New Yorker is distasteful. A picture based upon just the facts would even more inflammatory.
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Wow.
From the left: "Isn't this picture silly, how it portrays an Barack as a Islamist-leaning, America-hating, Radical Black Manchurian candidate?"
From the right: "Isn't this picture accurate, how it portrays an Barack as a Islamist-leaning, America-hating, Radical Black Manchurian candidate?"
Monkeys. Goddamn monkeys.
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Oh yes. I learnt long ago that there is nothing so stupid, ignorant and laughable that the American right wing commentariat will not believe it.
(For more see: kearning, John Kerry is a cowardly traitor, Saddam and Bin Laden work together, Iran has no sense of self-preservation, Europe is being overrun by Muslims, the Free Market works, Jesus will forgive all your sins and George W Bush is a good President).
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Oh, and:
Jamil Hussein is not real
Detention camps work
Iraq is both simultaneously a pro-American paradise yet at the same time so dangerous it requires eleventy billion troops to occupy it for 10,000 years.
Jonah Goldberg is a serious thinker
Kathryn Lopez is not insane
"The sanctity of life" means its perfectly OK to keep dead people technically alive.
That Hillary is a Lesbian Communist.
Associated Press enable terrorists
Atheists love Muslims and hate Christians
Jesse Helms was not evil
Calling for extra-judicial, vigilante punishment against black men suspected of crimes is not "trying to form a lynch mob".
Dick Cheney really cares for the plight of oppressed peoples all over the world.
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Don't forget: Joe McCarthy was a True American Hero.
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:asplode:
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:cramstipated:
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do those people actually read "the New Yorker"?
No.
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:x
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(http://frostfirezoo.com/files/u1/fuel356y.jpg)
UK Fuel Prices Per Litre for
Thursday 24th Jul 2008
Avg.
Unleaded:117.9p
Diesel:131.7p
LRP:123.3p
Super:124.9p
LPG:58.4p
Unleaded:$2.35
Diesel:$2.62
LRP:$2.45
Super:$2.49
LPG:$1.16
UK Fuel Prices Per US Gallon for
Thursday 24th Jul 2008
Avg.
Unleaded:446.2p
Diesel:498.4p
LRP:466.6p
Super:472.7p
LPG:221.0p
Unleaded:$8.89
Diesel:$9.92
LRP:$9.27
Super:$9.42
LPG:$4.39
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(http://www.toothpastefordinner.com/071008/presidential-ecstasy-tablet.gif)
Why no Obama pill?
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The Obama pill is made of sugar and does nothing.
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Obama pill: Induces wild hallucinations full of rainbows and ponies, set to the tune of Fresh Prince of Bel-Air (as performed by Bing Crosby).
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:mittens:
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UK Fuel Prices Per Litre for
Thursday 24th Jul 2008
Avg.
Unleaded:117.9p
Diesel:131.7p
LRP:123.3p
Super:124.9p
LPG:58.4p
Unleaded:$2.35
Diesel:$2.62
LRP:$2.45
Super:$2.49
LPG:$1.16
UK Fuel Prices Per US Gallon for
Thursday 24th Jul 2008
Avg.
Unleaded:446.2p
Diesel:498.4p
LRP:466.6p
Super:472.7p
LPG:221.0p
Unleaded:$8.89
Diesel:$9.92
LRP:$9.27
Super:$9.42
LPG:$4.39
Considering that we have (apparently) untapped reserves of oil in the North Sea; and that the Atlantic does have oil fields, even if they are somewhat difficult to work, that could piss off some people.
But no, stiff upper lip and all that.
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(http://frostfirezoo.com/files/u1/fuel356y.jpg)
UK Fuel Prices Per Litre for
Thursday 24th Jul 2008
Avg.
Unleaded:117.9p
Diesel:131.7p
LRP:123.3p
Super:124.9p
LPG:58.4p
Unleaded:$2.35
Diesel:$2.62
LRP:$2.45
Super:$2.49
LPG:$1.16
UK Fuel Prices Per US Gallon for
Thursday 24th Jul 2008
Avg.
Unleaded:446.2p
Diesel:498.4p
LRP:466.6p
Super:472.7p
LPG:221.0p
Unleaded:$8.89
Diesel:$9.92
LRP:$9.27
Super:$9.42
LPG:$4.39
http://www.google.com/search?q=1.49+euro+per+liter+in+dollar+per+gallon
(and this is pretty much the cheapest gas station, others go up to 1.60)
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Basically, we're getting totally fucked over.
In London, its not so bad. As Lizzie or any Londoners here will tell you, the public transport within the city is excellent and almost beyond reproach. But outside of London, without a car, you are fucked. Which is kind of the problem, since I am outside of London with no car.
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I was truly shocked to see how much train fare has gone up in the last decade or so in the UK. Yikes.
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sigh...
...yep
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:horrormirth:
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this will cheer you up.
love...
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OFUK, I'm posting that on PCF. I think I'm about to be banned.
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:lulz:
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this will cheer you up.
love...
(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a95/discordman/bin/inlovewithoil.jpg)
OFUK!
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Ew!
RWHN, did you get banninated? :lulz:
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Hmm, not sure let me check...
Nope.
But so far 17 views and no comment.
I left them speechless, which doesn't happen very often. I mean, even the liberal loonies haven't made any comments.
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Just a reminder, since I'm not the only one around here currently reading this:
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if they ever make a movie out of this, that guy should be played by Vin Diesel.
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if they ever make a movie out of this, that guy should be played by Vin Diesel.
Or Patrick Stewart
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I think, considering the arc of the series, Vin Diesel would be a very bad choice.
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Ben Kingsley.
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I think, considering the arc of the series, Vin Diesel would be a very bad choice.
why?
i haven't read the series, but IMO Vin Diesel is an excellent actor. it kinda reminded me of the rant he did in XXX.
plus, i wanna see moar movies with Vin Diesel in it.
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THIS IS A SIGN OF PREMATURE BALDING!
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Movies
There are rumors that Creator Warren Ellis had been attempting to make a Transmetropolitan movie the past few years. Patrick Stewart's Production Company Flying Freehold Productions were offered the rights in February 2003 when the original plan was to make it a web animated film. Ellis has indicated that he would like to see Tim Roth play the character of Spider Jerusalem.[1][2]
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:fap:
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that's exactly what they mean by "Liberty and Justice for All"
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needs moar ANAL JUSTICE.
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Obama's on a roll....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65I0HNvTDH4 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65I0HNvTDH4)
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WIN!
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this made me LOL
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*** Nigel: Flashy warning! ***
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Jesus FROG. That is deeply disturbing.
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Jesus FROG. That is deeply disturbing.
That's fucking...VICTORY! :lulz:
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from the Discoflux Labs...
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Yoinked!
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I read this thread and this is my response:
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*** Nigel: Flashy warning! ***
I looked at it anyway! I don't feel quite right, but that is probably because of teh pure unsurpassed EVIL.
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jenkem- the politicians friend since 1890
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Fuck me, Class War still exist?
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Yeah, there was a huge split in the 90s, but the group is apparently still active in London.
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(http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/voting_machines.png)
Rollover text: "And that's *another* crypto reference I've been kicked out of. Come on, it's a great analogy!"
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Rollover text: "And that's *another* crypto reference I've been kicked out of. Come on, it's a great analogy!"
It turned out not to be the AV software, which means the machines will still be broken this November :(
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Heh.
"broken"
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no but seriously
what the fuck is anti virus software doing on a voting machine??!!!
that means they must be running windows, because any other OS would not catch a virus (there's only a handful viruses out there for linux and/or mac and they're mostly academical)
and if they think an antivirus program would protect them from unknown viruses, think again, it's not gonna. even if the heuristics would be that good, an attack on the voting machines would be specifically crafted for them, and slip right by for not matching the common virus pattern.
so yes, that analogy is just great.
there's no END to the amount of WRONG that having antivirus software on a voting machine implies. in pretty much the same way that there is no end the the amount of wrong about a teacher wearing a condom in front of the class.
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Billboard outside the RNC:
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WIN!
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I don't get it.
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I don't get it.
I think they're saying that until you act, just reading books makes you a spectator in life and causes Guy Debord's corpse to rot a little faster.
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I think they're saying that until you act, just reading books makes you a spectator in life and causes Guy Debord's corpse to rot a little faster.
Oh, I assumed it was the collected volumes of the 18th century British periodical 'The Spectator'
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I thought it was a subtle dig at Boris "I'm perfectly sane and normal, honest" Johnson, who is/was the editor of The Spectator.
I'm not so sure about any of that anymore though, I think I needs a coffee.
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The Spectator is like a 20th century version of those writing competitions held by the French nobility to try and come up with an argument against the revolution. Only somewhat more charitable, because they employ Mad Mel, who wouldn't even win a competition against Joesph de Maistre.
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OFUK!
:spittake:
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Worst thing is, I recognise the movie :oops:
Awesome pic though.
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Is it thinking about it too much to suggest that the Hillary and Michelle heads should've been switched?
Probably is, nevermind.
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black women sit in the back. don't you know that?
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Might have been funnier (sicker?) if they did the Gas Station 'assplodey scene which follows on soon after this one.
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no but seriously
what the fuck is anti virus software doing on a voting machine??!!!
that means they must be running windows, because any other OS would not catch a virus (there's only a handful viruses out there for linux and/or mac and they're mostly academical)
and if they think an antivirus program would protect them from unknown viruses, think again, it's not gonna. even if the heuristics would be that good, an attack on the voting machines would be specifically crafted for them, and slip right by for not matching the common virus pattern.
so yes, that analogy is just great.
there's no END to the amount of WRONG that having antivirus software on a voting machine implies. in pretty much the same way that there is no end the the amount of wrong about a teacher wearing a condom in front of the class.
There shouldn't be a way to get a virus onto one of those machines without physical cracking it open. And why are they running a real OS in the first place? All they need to do is keep track of a few integers and remember which ints correspond to which candidates votes.
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... All they need to do is keep track of a few integers and remember which ints correspond to which candidates votes.
Pffft.... The selection algorithm takes into account FAR more variables than just votes! Besides, they need network connections to corroborate.
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(http://www.cwyohba.org/noexit/net/party.gif)
did you stumble upon that?
Worst thing is, I recognise the movie :oops:
Awesome pic though.
me too :/
though there were some very funny lines in that movie
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:x :x
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^^ Brilliant! is this a bumper sticker for sale somewhere? (so's i can put it on annoying neocon coworkers' cars)
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They have paper at office depot/staples you can use to print out your own stickers. *hint*
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I've never printed out my own bumperstickers. How does it look in the end? is it water proof? or are you just talking about general sticker paper. (would not work well for bumperstickers.)
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I saw them at Staples--they might take special ink. They were in the same section as tshirt iron-ons.
*shrug*
I think they're for people with home businesses and fundraisers.
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:mittens:
That just about sums it up.
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I've never printed out my own bumperstickers. How does it look in the end? is it water proof? or are you just talking about general sticker paper. (would not work well for bumperstickers.)
There are those clear foil stickers, maybe you could stick this onto it to make it waterproof.
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I've never printed out my own bumperstickers. How does it look in the end? is it water proof? or are you just talking about general sticker paper. (would not work well for bumperstickers.)
There are those clear foil stickers, maybe you could stick this onto it to make it waterproof.
Those work like a charm!
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You could print it out on normal paper then just go over it with a bunch of packing tape, Richter style.
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AFAIK, they are not being sold anywhere yet, so it looks like a "make them yourself" job.
But yes, they are pretty great.
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:FFF:
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Big Gas looks like he's suffering just that.
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Why is there a black guy in the third row? Everyone knows that there are no black republicans.
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That's not a black guy, thats the representative of Big Tourism, he holidays a lot and has a serious sun tan.
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That guy is just there to give the impression of diversity.
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Tolkien black guy.
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Why is there a black guy in the third row? Everyone knows that there are no black republicans.
Oh, I've seen that guy before. He's always on fox news. It's not Juan Williams though. Will have to look into this.
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Tolkien black guy.
Torn between :lulz: and :?
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Tolkien black guy.
Torn between :lulz: and :?
I don't get it...
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Tolkien black guy.
:argh!: I WILL KILL A MOTHERFUCKER!
:tgrr:
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Why is there a black guy in the third row? Everyone knows that there are no black republicans.
Oh, I've seen that guy before. He's always on fox news. It's not Juan Williams though. Will have to look into this.
Armstrong Williams finally found another job? :lulz:
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Tolkien black guy.
:argh!: I WILL KILL A MOTHERFUCKER!
:tgrr:
Do it!
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Many have tried.
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Oh, that's a good one.
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Is that accurate?
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all graphs are accurate in some sense
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McCain and Palin are in the Irish Citizen Army?
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(http://www.discoflux.com/images/mccainpalin1.jpg)
You call Ursa Major the Panhandle over there don't you? And Panhandling is a form of begging, right?
If I'm correct, EPIC LULZ, otherwise, I think I missed the point.
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"the big dipper"
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Yes, I'm aware of the Big Dipper name, the Panhandle is what interests me though.
Fuck it, I'll just google it.
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the panhandle is texas.
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And part of Florida and also part of Alaska. I know that.
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palin is from alaska. but not florida.
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Shut up now Risus.
Before I feel the need to conceive a way to do you physical injury.
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:sadbanana:
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:lulz:
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Yes, I'm aware of the Big Dipper name, the Panhandle is what interests me though.
Fuck it, I'll just google it.
This is the state flag of Alaska:
(http://www.akattachment.org/images/AlaskaFlag.jpg)
You're welcome.
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Yes, I'm aware of the Big Dipper name, the Panhandle is what interests me though.
Fuck it, I'll just google it.
This is the state flag of Alaska:
(http://www.akattachment.org/images/AlaskaFlag.jpg)
You're welcome.
Yes, well, I can hardly be expected to know the flags for all the states now, can I?
I have more important things to do, like pissing on the ACTUAL flag. I mean who knew that the Alaskan state flag wouldn't have any oil drilling polar bears on it?!
Still, the point of this is: I think I missed the point of Vexs original post, and it isn't as funny as I thought it was.
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Payne, damn dude. :lulz: You're so...FEISTY in this fread. Sorry, thought it was funny. I'll go sit in my corner over there agian.
teehee hee hee
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(http://www.woostercollective.com/soswash2.jpg)
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Payne, damn dude. :lulz: You're so...FEISTY in this fread. Sorry, thought it was funny. I'll go sit in my corner over there agian.
teehee hee hee
I was out of nicotine :sad:
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(http://img379.imageshack.us/img379/3732/humeventsstandars1lh8.jpg)
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(http://img379.imageshack.us/img379/3732/humeventsstandars1lh8.jpg)
Fuckn' geius.
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(http://www.bartcop.com/ad-apocalypse.jpg)
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is it just me or does that flag speak whispers with many stars worshipping a bigger mightier star? or could i just be a dipper?
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(http://www.ironicsans.com/images/starwarspolitics.jpg)
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Obviously the Bush's were part of the Walker party.
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(http://www.superpoop.com/091608/the-old-memory-bank.jpg)
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is it just me or does that flag speak whispers with many stars worshipping a bigger mightier star? or could i just be a dipper?
I think the big one is the north star.
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(http://www.superpoop.com/092508/american-financial-system.jpg)
(http://roflrazzi.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/mr-t-i-pity-the-foo.jpg?w=451&h=617)
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(http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/dan/9-25-08/McBeefy2.jpg)
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(http://img379.imageshack.us/img379/3732/humeventsstandars1lh8.jpg)
This rates a pair of :lulz:
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(http://img379.imageshack.us/img379/3732/humeventsstandars1lh8.jpg)
http://www.humanevents.com/article.php?id=16548&keywords=press
the above picxrtured article
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(http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/3451/20080922ch2.gif)
and more in the same line: http://www.sinfest.net/archive_page.php?comicID=2942
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(http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/6991/20080925ik4.gif)
WHEN YOU NEED THAT EXTRA BOOST TO KEEP FUCKING LIBERTY
(http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/5773/20080927ls6.gif)
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OFUK! :mittens:
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Liberty is kinda hawt. :mittens:
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(http://picayune.uclick.com/comics/td/2008/td080927.gif)
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Wow, it's been ages since I read Sinfest. Good stuff.
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(http://www.worth1000.com/entries/147000/147383eKMJ_w.jpg)
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ZOMG!
(http://www.sinfest.net/comikaze/comics/2007-10-18.gif)
^Praise Bob!
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(http://frostfirezoo.com/files/u1/palin-facebook-2.jpg)
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The baby names message slayed me.
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Can't....stop.....laughing
:lulz: :lulz:
:lulz:
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(http://img383.imageshack.us/img383/1727/1222174968371bn0.jpg)
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Current national debt is a bit over ten trill.
Just saying.
:|
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Current national debt is a bit over ten trill.
Just saying.
:|
What will it be in 2012?
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estimated at $22 Trill
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Current national debt is a bit over ten trill.
So far.
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What will it be in 2012?
Denominated in something other than the current dollar, is my guess...
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The Yuan.
Call it about 100 trillion Yuan.
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The Yuan.
Call it about 100 trillion Yuan.
:lulz:
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no.
we'll be in debt in euros
trillions and trillions of euros
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Eurozone is circling the hole too.
At least, the UK is, and will probably take the rest of western Europe with it.
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(http://politicalirony.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/cartoon20081001.jpg)
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The Yuan.
Call it about 100 trillion Yuan.
no.
we'll be in debt in euros
trillions and trillions of euros
No! All fiat is going down in flames. This is the global crack up boom.
Thus spake Iptuous!
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:lulz: Vex.
Biden v. Palin is going to be a massacre. They will have to hose down the podiums.
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I dunno... I get this sinking feeling that Biden is going to call Palin "missy" or "dear", and then say something of equal stupidity to "FDR went on TV during the great depression."
All Palin has to do is get one "you're a sexist douchebag" zinger off, and then go into a defensive crouch, and she'll come out looking like the winner.
It's a battle of lowered expectations, essentially. The one who makes the fewest gaffes wins.
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I already have your two spin lines from the Republicans:
A) If there is a perceived win from Palin, it will be all "Ha! See, she ain't no dummy! Stupid elite liberal medias!"
B) If there is a perceived loss from Palin, it will be all "Ifill is in the tank for Obama!!! Stupid elite liberal medias!"
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Seeing as how the prez debates were so lukewarm, and I'm considering that Obama has failed his objectives there...I don't have much to look forward to tonight. I am just feeling pessimistic, I guess.
Must be all the damned redneck throwbacks in my community with all their fucking "McCain/Palin: Country First!" stickers and signs in the neighborhood. :(
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Michelle Malkin:
The Beltway/Manhattan crowd seems to have forgotten that her appeal to the base was not that she was a slick intellectual, but that she was one of them.
ie; thick as two short planks (not, as you know, my view, but definitely the view of people who tout ignorant fools as being more representative of the average voter).
They're spinning it so the bar is so low that if she comes out on stage, dribbles down her blouse then collapses, it will still be seen as a victory.
Learn how2frame, n00bs.
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Michelle Malkin:
The Beltway/Manhattan crowd seems to have forgotten that her appeal to the base was not that she was a slick intellectual, but that she was one of them.
ie; thick as two short planks.
They're spinning it so the bar is so low that if she comes out on stage, dribbles down her blouse then collapses, it will still be seen as a victory.
Learn how2frame, n00bs.
I dunno... I get this sinking feeling that Biden is going to call Palin "missy" or "dear", and then say something of equal stupidity to "FDR went on TV during the great depression."
All Palin has to do is get one "you're a sexist douchebag" zinger off, and then go into a defensive crouch, and she'll come out looking like the winner.
It's a battle of lowered expectations, essentially. The one who makes the fewest gaffes wins.
Yeah, that's where I was coming from.
"OMG! Palin actually knows that Turkey borders Iraq! She's brilliant!"
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I knew someone said something like that, but I couldn't remember where.
Also, I fixed and clarified my earlier post. But yes, framing is important. Due to the millions of dollars that have funded rightwing think tanks, media outlets and blogs, the right has an advantage when it comes to framing issues, and when you set the parameters of the debate, you should win a hell of a lot more than you lose.
Refusing to be drawn into the frame is the best way to do this (ironically, one of the best people I have seen to talk about framing in this respect is Mystery, the douche-bag magician and pick-up artist, not those involved in politics or marketing)
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(http://www.zinasaunders.com/pages/illustration/images/Sarah-Palin-Hunter.jpg)
More here:
http://www.zinasaunders.com/ (http://www.zinasaunders.com/)
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tl:dr
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(http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/political-pictures-mafia-700-billion-buy-protection-kneecaps-economy.jpg)
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(http://images.dailykos.com/images/user/3/electiontrains.jpg)
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(http://images.dailykos.com/images/user/3/electiontrains.jpg)
:cainftw:
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(http://images.dailykos.com/images/user/3/electiontrains.jpg)
This is the best thing I've seen all week. :lulz:
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BRILLIANT!!! :lulz:
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(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y254/jhpinkerton/economistohfuck.jpg)
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:mittens:
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in response to tonight's debate:
(http://img353.imageshack.us/img353/7265/thatonesk9.jpg)
really now.
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Well, that didn't take long.
Also:
(http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j223/heroicposer/fark/compare.jpg)
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Well, that didn't take long.
Also:
(http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j223/heroicposer/fark/compare.jpg)
PURE.
FUCKING.
VICTORY.
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Well, that didn't take long.
Also:
(http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j223/heroicposer/fark/compare.jpg)
:mittens: X3
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There were a couple really good ones on 4chan yesterday. I found that one on Fark though.
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Well, that didn't take long.
Also:
(http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j223/heroicposer/fark/compare.jpg)
That makes more sense than you guys probably realize. :|
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Well, that didn't take long.
Also:
(http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j223/heroicposer/fark/compare.jpg)
That makes more sense than you guys probably realize. :|
It is kinda freaking me out here. It's almost too perfect.
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Star Wars has become such an established myth that reality has started behaving like it.
Humans do that, I've noticed.
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(http://img385.imageshack.us/img385/3982/jumpdk2.jpg)
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(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v711/Marburger/Wallstreetmissionaccomplished.jpg)
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Well, that didn't take long.
Also:
(http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j223/heroicposer/fark/compare.jpg)
That makes more sense than you guys probably realize. :|
(http://www.funnycatpix.com/_pics/no_wai.jpg)
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Well, that didn't take long.
Also:
(http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j223/heroicposer/fark/compare.jpg)
That's no political candidate, it's That One!
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(http://blogs.venturacountystar.com/vcs/greenberg/qqxsgFiscalConservative.jpg)
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(http://cdn.photos.natuba.com/dPup5cnOTIa7j3yYqzLb6A.jpg?h=500&w=500&v=1223413320)
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Iceland: Melted down.
Britain nationalizing their banks.
I love this decade. :lulz:
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Iceland? Wut?
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Iceland? Wut?
Iceland: Banks collapsed 10 hours ago, money now worthless.
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1 US Dollar = 192 Iceland Krona
Holy shit. :lol:
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It's going a take a bit before they catch up to Zimbabwe though.
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/sfgate/detail?blogid=15&entry_id=31242
According to (Steve H.) Hanke's calculations, as of late last week, Zimbabwe's annual inflation rate was two trillion percent."
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Iceland? Wut?
Iceland: Banks collapsed 10 hours ago, money now worthless.
Russia is now getting a lifetimes supply of cod and haddock in return for low interest loans to Iceland.
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is there an uptodate list of countries that go belly-up? it would be fun to follow.
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This is sort of like the economic version of that "Kill the Planet with a Virus" game.
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Quick! How do i convert my currency to Madagascar monies!?!1!
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Send it to me.
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I have sent you a check for $50,000. please convert 40,000 to your madagascar notes, and return the remaining 10,000 back as a money order right away, as a token of good faith.
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(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a95/discordman/bin/1223517356422.gif)
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(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a95/discordman/bin/bail_dees.jpg)
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(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a95/discordman/bin/bail_dees.jpg)
joinked
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(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a95/discordman/bin/1223517356422.gif)
I was wondering when someone would post that one.
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(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a95/discordman/bin/1223517356422.gif)
ZOMG SEXIST!
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:nigel:
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(http://img126.imageshack.us/img126/4683/obamaisthatonelogoof9.jpg)
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(http://img126.imageshack.us/img126/4683/obamaisthatonelogoof9.jpg)
:lulz:
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(http://blogs.laweekly.com/fish/2008/10/04/MyBottom-thumb.jpg)
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(http://blogs.laweekly.com/fish/2008/10/04/MyBottom-thumb.jpg)
:mittens:
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(http://blogs.laweekly.com/fish/2008/10/04/MyBottom-thumb.jpg)
I love it.
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That pretty much encapsulates my feelings on the matter.
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(http://punditkitchen.wordpress.com/files/2008/10/political-pictures-nyse-mom-old-room-still-available.jpg)
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(http://blogs.laweekly.com/fish/2008/10/04/MyBottom-thumb.jpg)
WINNER.
FREAD ORVER. :lulz:
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(http://www.faithmouse.com/sarah-palin-debate-wink.jpg)
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also
(http://www.faithmouse.com/mccain-green-pancake.jpg)
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MOTHAHFUKIN :mittens:
dayum
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The best internet meme for these dark times
http://sadguysontradingfloors.tumblr.com/
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The best internet meme for these dark times
http://sadguysontradingfloors.tumblr.com/
Holy crap! I know the second guy from the bottom!
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Did his big burly biceps pull the Dow out of the shitter then?
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Did his big burly biceps pull the Dow out of the shitter then?
No, the silly bastard was in the army with me.
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The best internet meme for these dark times
http://sadguysontradingfloors.tumblr.com/
Nice. I like the face sequence one on the second page.
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(http://photos-a.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v355/246/37/634904342/n634904342_1422352_873.jpg)
(http://photos-g.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v355/246/37/634904342/n634904342_1422350_188.jpg)
lol i love these.
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:mittens: Beautiful!
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(http://i262.photobucket.com/albums/ii117/kuparuk/mccainwreck.jpg)
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(http://www.motleycrow.com/ImageHost/goatse_tubgirl04.jpg)
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:lulz:
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(http://www.hopelessgeek.com/files/hg/Whoa.jpg)
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For those that didn't see it in the other thread:
(http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a356/theonlyang/Image014.jpg)
An elephant strangling John McCain in the Columbus Day Parade yesterday here in Providence.
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(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/abuh.jpg)
Was that the elephant taking a dump further up the road? On a long armed and very depressed fat guy?
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You could say that. It reminds me of the Running of the Jews from Borat.
btw: http://www.bignazo.com/
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(http://www.hopelessgeek.com/files/hg/Whoa.jpg)
holy shit
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DOW JONES dropped almost 2000 points in a little over a week.
The Federal Government is purchasing stock in banks for first time since the GREAT DEPRESSION.
And the Republican candidate for the highest executive office in this country has referred to his opponent as "That One".
wow.
However,
despite the disaster at the stock market, one company has done surprisingly well.
Campbell's Soup.
Cause there's nothing like a nice, cheap bowl of soup
To warm your sad, bankrupt little heart
(http://www.breitbart.com/images/2006/4/10/060510131536.nfluwoy0/SGE.QKA39.100506131532.photo00.quicklook.default-190x245.jpg)
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(http://i139.photobucket.com/albums/q289/bkitu42/candidate_music.jpg)
Fark has over 9000 of these, btw: http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=3920656&tt=voteresults&togglehtml=1&ok=1463253197%20

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Why do kazoos get such a bad rap?
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Why do kazoos get such a bad rap?
Why do rappers have such bad kazoos?
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Why do kazoos get such a bad rap?
Because unlike nose flutes, which are a silly concept but are also a fairly cool instrument, kazoos are a silly concept that also sucks in practice.
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WOAH
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3252/2914324562_d5a411f234_o.jpg)
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Best one in that thread:
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3014/2910737903_d59801b191.jpg)
This one made me snort out loud though:
(http://i246.photobucket.com/albums/gg100/mrtoog/selabama.jpg)
Now, I promise that I won't post anymore of them.
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(http://www.marriedtothesea.com/100808/option-three.gif)
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This one made me snort out loud though:
(http://i246.photobucket.com/albums/gg100/mrtoog/selabama.jpg)
Now, I promise that I won't post anymore of them.
I would've made Palin the dolphin-boy.
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(http://www.bartcop.com/obama-incident.jpg)
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http://www.thatone08.com/
Awesome site. Watch "that one music video"--I'm going to link it in the youtube fread.
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from rally earlier today:
(http://loki.discoflux.com/img/bho-diabeetus.jpg)
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(http://superpoop.com/101708/civil-disobedience.jpg)
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(http://www.woostercollective.com/340x-1.jpg)
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(http://www.toothpastefordinner.com/101808/neo-con-nightmare.gif)
(http://www.superpoop.com/102008/bailout.jpg)
*still laughing over the above* :lulz:
(http://www.superpoop.com/101008/straight-talk-express.jpg)
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"My greatest weakness is that I may be too awesome"
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(http://i37.tinypic.com/2r57xvn.jpg)
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"My greatest weakness is that I may be too awesome"
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(http://i37.tinypic.com/2r57xvn.jpg)
Holy. Fucking. Shit.
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I really wonder if Barack will ever see that picture.
That would be great. :)
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That;s fantastic
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(http://superpoop.com/102108/quit-gettin-raped.jpg)
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(http://superpoop.com/102108/quit-gettin-raped.jpg)
:lulz:
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(http://superpoop.com/102108/quit-gettin-raped.jpg)
Looks like the arms are coming out the head.
I say the because it's either a really ugly woman or a VERY VERY ugly guy.
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Or her shoulders are hunched.
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(http://superpoop.com/102108/quit-gettin-raped.jpg)
Where the fuck is that? :lol:
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Kinda reminds me of these things:
(http://www.donnaair.org.uk/shop/images/punchingnuntfi1100.jpg)
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it totally does
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ey9ycxaKTeY
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
You have to share a planet with these monkeys.
:lol:
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Look what I found
(http://www.theforumsite.com/images/galleries/mid_10472ac4ba4f5eb8290c92df620f09f4.gif)
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dude
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I know I am late but it made me giggle!
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It'd be perfect if his tongue was flapping around disgustingly.
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someone posted this in annuder forum. I don't get it, but the tongue is wagging as you requested.
(http://i517.photobucket.com/albums/u337/mtdozier/mccain2.gif)
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BLAAAAUGH
FUCK
edit: I SAVED IT, WHY DID I DO THAT AAUUUGH
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if nobody takes that gif and makes something NSFW out of it, i'll be disappointed.
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I would, but I don't know how.
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(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h183/Jenne73/102408_08321.jpg)
Backstory: So my neighborhood is your usual fuckfest of suburbia, and right now we're in a small cold war of signage. Meaning: Yes on Prop 8 (the "protect sanctity of marriage from teh gheys" prop), McCain/Palin (Cuntree Furst!) set vs. Obama/Biden and No on 8 and other folks who vote for local Dems.
Yeah, so on the corner was this Dem house, with Dem local signage and an Obama/Biden sign. Last night, this box with the above sign appeard. :lulz: BRING IT ON.
I'm doing a stickergasm with my brother during our Halloween Party (perfect cover--costumed kiddies), and I'm putting up some postersignage of my own this weekend as I decorate for Halloween.
"Here Lies Our Constitution" will be a tombstone with the years Bush was in office as its death.
BRING IT ON FUCKERS
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:lulz:
Awesome. Go forth and satire ruthlessly.
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Oh it shall be done. :D Those assholes have lobbed the first shot over the tennis fence. :lol: Our turn to volley the shit out of it.
I'm sure to get some looks come Halloween. I don't give a fuck.
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I have noticed that houses with political signs tend to ward off trick or treaters.
So, more leftover Reese's for you. :)
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I have plenty of family coming for Halloween, and we'll be partying all night, so I'm not so worried. We don't get many anyway (given the high popularity of our neighborhood) because we're uphill both ways. Our street sucks for that, but it's ok--leaves me more time to party good and then go out and stickergasm all the Yes on Prop 8 fucks.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ey9ycxaKTeY
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
You have to share a planet with these monkeys.
:lol:
As I destroy the world, I'm gonna play this on every television.
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I saw a converitable with its top down and a Palin/McCain bumpersticker
and even tho I had to pee, I didnt fuck up his nice leather seats
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(http://punditkitchen.wordpress.com/files/2008/10/political-pictures-barack-obama-john-mccain-pinky-and-the-brain-genius-insane-copy.jpg)
Indeed.
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(http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/9580/bnpadvertsay7.jpg)
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:lol: Brilliant! And soooo apt.
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dunno if this is where i should put this....
http://www.torontosun.com/life/2008/10/24/7193011.html
Photos: Sarah Palin stripper contest
A contestant takes part in a U.S. Republican Sarah Palin look-alike stripper contest at a strip club in Las Vegas on Oct. 23, 2008. Contestants competed for $10,000 in prize money and a trip to Washington D.C. for the presidential inauguration. (REUTERS)
(http://storage.canoe.ca/v1/dynamic_resize/?src=http://www.torontosun.com/life/2008/10/24/palinstrip1.jpg&size=640x480&quality=60)(http://storage.canoe.ca/v1/dynamic_resize/?src=http://www.torontosun.com/life/2008/10/24/palinstrip2.jpg&size=640x427&quality=60)(http://storage.canoe.ca/v1/dynamic_resize/?src=http://www.torontosun.com/life/2008/10/24/palinstrip4.jpg&size=640x436&quality=60)(http://storage.canoe.ca/v1/dynamic_resize/?src=http://www.torontosun.com/life/2008/10/24/palin5.jpg&size=640x423&quality=60)(http://storage.canoe.ca/v1/dynamic_resize/?src=http://www.torontosun.com/life/2008/10/24/palin6.jpg&size=640x480&quality=60)(http://storage.canoe.ca/v1/dynamic_resize/?src=http://www.torontosun.com/life/2008/10/24/palin7.jpg&size=640x480&quality=60)
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(http://storage.canoe.ca/v1/dynamic_resize/?src=http://www.torontosun.com/life/2008/10/24/palin5.jpg&size=640x423&quality=60)
Holy crap
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I'D DRILL IT!!
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(http://img514.imageshack.us/img514/1492/forgettingsarahmarshallpm2.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
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(http://i127.photobucket.com/albums/p135/Idem_bucket/1224992588448.jpg)
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(http://superpoop.com/ANOTHER-RACIST.jpg)
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(http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/secretary_part_1.png)
"The blueprints for the Department of the Internet offices call for Ceiling Cat-themed sprinkler heads."
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I don't get it. Who is the guy with the hat supposed to be?
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I think he's the protagonist/narrator/author.
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He's sort of the evil alter-ego of the main character. If you read the series, you'll see him feeding children rocks, pretending to write in a journal on a train to attract girls before breaking their hearts and other amusing past times.
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Ahh, so it's a serial. got it.
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re: hat guy
(http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/a-minus-minus.png)
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(http://www.billpressshow.com/filestore/evolution_DA.jpg)
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re: hat guy
(http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/a-minus-minus.png)
Yeah, thats spawned a pretty good O:MF style thread on the forums.
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(http://img221.imageshack.us/img221/1008/crucifixionmn6.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
(http://g.imageshack.us/img221/crucifixionmn6.jpg/1/)
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:lulz: :mittens:
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(http://superpoop.com/ANOTHER-RACIST.jpg)
Heh, this made me think of something I heard on NPR the other day. Some Republican lady was asked what she thought would happen if Obama were elected president. After an "Um" and the most hilariously awkward 7 seconds of silence I have ever listened to, she said... waitwaitwait, I want you to guess. Guess what she said!
...
Think you got it? Here's what she said:
"I don't want to sound racist, and I'm not racist, but..."
:lulz: The rest is a blur. The gist of it was that she believed that black people would take Obama's inauguration as a reason to celebrate by pushing white people off the sidewalk.
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WHAT the FUCK is it about the sidewalk? HONESTLY, WHITEY, GET OVER THE SIDEWALK THING!
Better explain: when I was 12, my great-great aunt in Sikeston, MO said to me that "Black folk" were so uppity these days--they didn't hardly get off the sidewalk when they saw you comin'!
Yeah, I had some really racist folks in my family...dark history there. Book even written about it by some university people in the 90's...anyway...GET OVER THE SIDEWALK THING! :argh!:
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Heh, this made me think of something I heard on NPR the other day. Some Republican lady was asked what she thought would happen if Obama were elected president. After an "Um" and the most hilariously awkward 7 seconds of silence I have ever listened to, she said... waitwaitwait, I want you to guess. Guess what she said!
...
Think you got it? Here's what she said:
"I don't want to sound racist, and I'm not racist, but..."
:lulz: The rest is a blur. The gist of it was that she believed that black people would take Obama's inauguration as a reason to celebrate by pushing white people off the sidewalk.
I heard that same piece on NPR. I believe it was the same one that they were following the 'Democrats for McCain' and pointed out that some of them are black.
Re: the sidewalk thing.... I'm sure some will. Most won't, but some will.
Another person in the discussion group pointed out that if the election went the other way, we would probably have more to worry about as far as racial tension goes. I tend to agree.
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re: hat guy
http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/a-minus-minus.png
Yeah, that spawned a pretty good O:MF style thread on the forums.
Have there been any :lulz: worthy results from that thread?
Also: "I don't want to sound X, and I'm not X, but..." -> people who talk like that make me sick
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"I don't want to sound racist but...."
[translation]
"I am racist and I want to say racist things...but without consequence."
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Also: "I don't want to sound X, and I'm not X, but..." -> people who talk like that make me sick
Why? It's a defensive posture one is supposed to take if one is to say something that anyone overly sensitive to X is going to label one X for saying. If one says that, one is merely labeled X in muttered antagonism rather than if one doesn't, in which case one would be loudly called out for being rabidly X.
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Also: "I don't want to sound X, and I'm not X, but..." -> people who talk like that make me sick
Why? It's a defensive posture one is supposed to take if one is to say something that anyone overly sensitive to X is going to label one X for saying. If one says that, one is merely labeled X in muttered antagonism rather than if one doesn't, in which case one would be loudly called out for being rabidly X.
In theory what you say is true, but in practice many people who do use it are exactly the sort of people who are trying to use it to escape responsibility for their statements. I used to work in a Chinese takeaway, in a very white, rural small town, and you would not believe the amount of blatantly racist shit I heard prefaced by "I'm not racist, but..."
If you don't want people to think you're a racist, don't say the sort of things racists say. Its pretty simple.
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Simply put: It's a cop out.
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Also: "I don't want to sound X, and I'm not X, but..." -> people who talk like that make me sick
Why? It's a defensive posture one is supposed to take if one is to say something that anyone overly sensitive to X is going to label one X for saying. If one says that, one is merely labeled X in muttered antagonism rather than if one doesn't, in which case one would be loudly called out for being rabidly X.
In theory what you say is true, but in practice many people who do use it are exactly the sort of people who are trying to use it to escape responsibility for their statements. I used to work in a Chinese takeaway, in a very white, rural small town, and you would not believe the amount of blatantly racist shit I heard prefaced by "I'm not racist, but..."
If you don't want people to think you're a racist, don't say the sort of things racists say. Its pretty simple.
That is often the case that people will use this defensive posture in a lame attempt to shield themselves while hurling blatant racism, but simply stating that this preface makes one sick ignores the fact that people who could generally be considered innocent of X are forced to use it by overly sensitive people (often with understandable reasons for being overly sensitive) and the PC nazi crowd that act as enforcers.
This case, for instance. They were having a discussion group with a broad demographic regarding fears and concerns around this election, and this lady had a fear about retaliation from a historically oppressed group in society when they achieve a landmark accomplishment of having one of their own as the leader of the society. That is not entirely without precedent. I don't happen to be as worried as she is, and i don't think it will be as widespread as she may think is possible, but she's not off her rocker. And i certainly wouldn't say that she is racist for having those concerns. But she knew damn well that she would get labeled that for expressing her fears. The very next person they took a response from was a black guy, who they pointed out was listening to her response with his arms 'tightly folded across his chest' and a disapproving look on his face. This backs up her need to take a defensive posture. (i would also point out that that fellows response to her statement is perfectly natural and expected, and not without merit. some would label him as 'reverse-racist' or some such nonsense...)
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Simply put: It's a cop out.
people that say 'Simply put: X' in regards to complex social interactions make me sick!.....
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:p (i'm just ribbin' ya....)
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But is her fear based on them being a historically repressed minority or because they are black? Its not clear, and you can easily make it so without having to send everyone's racism-radar into overdrive with hackneyed statements about ones non-racism.
Also, as an aside:
http://www.npr.org/blogs/politics/2008/10/plot_uncovered.html
Via the AP (and confirmed by NPR):
The ATF says it has broken up a plot to assassinate Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama and shoot or decapitate 102 black people in a Tennessee murder spree.
In court records unsealed Monday, agents said they disrupted plans to rob a gun store and target an unnamed but predominantly African-American high school by two neo-Nazi skinheads.
There is going to be violence whoever wins. I suspect it would be more visible and obvious in the case of an Obama loss, but freaks like this are popping up all over the radar again as well. The GOP has poisoned the well for the elections with its ACORN and nationality conspiracy theories, knowing full well it will fire up these sort of groups above and beyond the normal (by providing a legitimizing discourse).
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Simply put: It's a cop out.
people that say 'Simply put: X' in regards to complex social interactions make me sick!.....
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:p (i'm just ribbin' ya....)
I smiled ;)
Also: "I don't want to sound X, and I'm not X, but..." -> people who talk like that make me sick
Why? It's a defensive posture one is supposed to take if one is to say something that anyone overly sensitive to X is going to label one X for saying. If one says that, one is merely labeled X in muttered antagonism rather than if one doesn't, in which case one would be loudly called out for being rabidly X.
In theory what you say is true, but in practice many people who do use it are exactly the sort of people who are trying to use it to escape responsibility for their statements. I used to work in a Chinese takeaway, in a very white, rural small town, and you would not believe the amount of blatantly racist shit I heard prefaced by "I'm not racist, but..."
If you don't want people to think you're a racist, don't say the sort of things racists say. Its pretty simple.
That is often the case that people will use this defensive posture in a lame attempt to shield themselves while hurling blatant racism, but simply stating that this preface makes one sick ignores the fact that people who could generally be considered innocent of X are forced to use it by overly sensitive people (often with understandable reasons for being overly sensitive) and the PC nazi crowd that act as enforcers.
This case, for instance. They were having a discussion group with a broad demographic regarding fears and concerns around this election, and this lady had a fear about retaliation from a historically oppressed group in society when they achieve a landmark accomplishment of having one of their own as the leader of the society. That is not entirely without precedent. I don't happen to be as worried as she is, and i don't think it will be as widespread as she may think is possible, but she's not off her rocker. And i certainly wouldn't say that she is racist for having those concerns. But she knew damn well that she would get labeled that for expressing her fears. The very next person they took a response from was a black guy, who they pointed out was listening to her response with his arms 'tightly folded across his chest' and a disapproving look on his face. This backs up her need to take a defensive posture. (i would also point out that that fellows response to her statement is perfectly natural and expected, and not without merit. some would label him as 'reverse-racist' or some such nonsense...)
How many cases are there where the expression in question has just been abused by a gagillion idiots in order to escape the responsibility not only for their words but also for knowing exactly what is going to be uttered and how it will be perceived?
That old lady might just as well be afraid of facing the fact that she has been thinking "differently" about black people her entire life and the defensive mechanism is kicking in because of unconscious guilt.
Maybe she just fears what the media will make of whatever she means to say but that could only be if what she has to say is controversial enough to piss someone off.
Whatever it is, she knows it - and by using that line she is clearly going in the defense before anyone attacked - subconsciously showing that she expects an attack and she would very much like to have a convenient way of getting out of any argument that arises after her statement.
I see that theoretically it's no problem to word things like that. And those who could say this in practice without being a tool of their own thought machine are very capable of saying whatever they want to say without feeling the need to use said line.
~planeswalker
didn't want to nitpick, but... :D
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(http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/10/17/128687342369348828.jpg)
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http://www.npr.org/blogs/politics/2008/10/plot_uncovered.html
Via the AP (and confirmed by NPR):
The ATF says it has broken up a plot to assassinate Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama and shoot or decapitate 102 black people in a Tennessee murder spree.
In court records unsealed Monday, agents said they disrupted plans to rob a gun store and target an unnamed but predominantly African-American high school by two neo-Nazi skinheads.
There is going to be violence whoever wins. I suspect it would be more visible and obvious in the case of an Obama loss, but freaks like this are popping up all over the radar again as well. The GOP has poisoned the well for the elections with its ACORN and nationality conspiracy theories, knowing full well it will fire up these sort of groups above and beyond the normal (by providing a legitimizing discourse).
(http://img236.imageshack.us/img236/3894/qnm4ghhzzot54lhl25lwafdoc0.jpg)
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:lulz:
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(http://punditkitchen.wordpress.com/files/2008/10/political-pictures-emperor-penguin-the-emperor-demands-respect.jpg)
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Remember this?:
(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h183/Jenne73/102408_08321.jpg)
Heh:
(http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff318/mistress-nine/sign.jpg)
DEFINITELY an epidemic.
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Ok, now make a big yellow ribbon that says "I SUPPORT OUR CAMPAIGN SIGNS."
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FUCK yeah--except, no, black and orange...because tis the season. :lol:
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(http://toothpastefordinner.com/102808/good-news-appalachia.gif)
(http://superpoop.com/102808/are-you-there-god-its-me-dog.jpg)
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PART 2:
(http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/secretary_part_2.png)
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:lulz:
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that was awesome! :D
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"Why are you wearing a helmet, Tom?"
"I'm not sure."
:lulz:
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Picture taken this morning by an Indy Star reporter:
(http://cmsimg.indystar.com/apps/pbcsi.dll/bilde?Site=BG&Date=20081028&Category=BUSINESS&ArtNo=81028032&Ref=AR&MaxW=320)
:eek:
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Wait there is places cheaper the Iowa? :eek:
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$2 a gallon? PRACTICALLY FREE!
SWEET, we're back a 2006 level of being pissed off about gas prices!
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/ch.gif)
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Wait there is places cheaper the Iowa? :eek:
According to Gas Buddy, Corpus Christi is the cheapest in the US (I assume because of proximity to both ports and refineries). A couple stations there are charging $1.89.
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we're back a 2006 level of being pissed off about gas prices!
Ah, perspective.
Incidentally, who's taking credit for this?
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$2 a gallon? PRACTICALLY FREE!
SWEET, we're back a 2006 level of being pissed off about gas prices!
I would make an anal sex joke here, but I think I'll leave it to the professionals.
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we're back a 2006 level of being pissed off about gas prices!
Ah, perspective.
Incidentally, who's taking credit for this?
Banks. Credit crunch has people cutting back etc
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$2 a gallon? PRACTICALLY FREE!
SWEET, we're back a 2006 level of being pissed off about gas prices!
I would make an anal sex joke here, but I think I'll leave it to the professionals.
How about an oral sex joke.
The drop in gas prices has led to more Hummers on the road.
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we're back a 2006 level of being pissed off about gas prices!
Ah, perspective.
Incidentally, who's taking credit for this?
Banks. Credit crunch has people cutting back etc
Also, election.
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$2 a gallon? PRACTICALLY FREE!
SWEET, we're back a 2006 level of being pissed off about gas prices!
I would make an anal sex joke here, but I think I'll leave it to the professionals.
How about an oral sex joke.
The drop in gas prices has led to more Hummers on the road.
:rimshot:
I was thinking more along the lines that after being reemed by an 8" cock you don't mind being reemed by a 4" cock as much.
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holy fuck 1.99??????
damn. the lowest i've seen it here is 2.55
time to riot!!
but i'm too lazy.
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(http://cmsimg.indystar.com/apps/pbcsi.dll/bilde?Site=BG&Date=20081028&Category=BUSINESS&ArtNo=81028032&Ref=AR&MaxW=320)
I totally interpreted this as "Unleaded Fresh Coffee, $1.99"
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I bought gas for 1.94 the other day, here in the Dallas area.
also, i would mention that within a 15 minute drive, the gas price ranges from 1.94 to 2.55....
that, i don't understand.
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(http://cmsimg.indystar.com/apps/pbcsi.dll/bilde?Site=BG&Date=20081028&Category=BUSINESS&ArtNo=81028032&Ref=AR&MaxW=320)
I totally interpreted this as "Unleaded Fresh Coffee, $1.99"
To be fair, I want my coffee free of lead. That's why I never buy beverages from China.
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I want it to be back to when I was pissed at $.99
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(http://www.acandidworld.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/palinpallin.jpg)
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(http://img373.imageshack.us/img373/4732/hachfeldee2.gif)
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(http://cmsimg.indystar.com/apps/pbcsi.dll/bilde?Site=BG&Date=20081028&Category=BUSINESS&ArtNo=81028032&Ref=AR&MaxW=320)
I totally interpreted this as "Unleaded Fresh Coffee, $1.99"
Still in the $2.40's here in New England.
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Unleaded fresh coffee is nearly two and a half dollars?
Disgusting. You should boycott them.
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(http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/6/68/Series_of_Bars.jpg)
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(http://img373.imageshack.us/img373/4732/hachfeldee2.gif)
Um, is it just me, or is Barack holding a melting whale penis?
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I don't know WTF he's holding.
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a soggy baby?
a ghost, dripping with ectoplasm?
a giant's severed finger?
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i assumed that it is the dow jones index because it is cleverly labeled that.
i assumed it was swaddled like a baby because he is 'cradling' it.
i assumed it was dripping because it either has pissed itself, or because it is bleeding.
:?
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It's obviously a soggy joint.
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Melting whale penis. End of discussion.
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Picture taken this morning by an Indy Star reporter:
(http://cmsimg.indystar.com/apps/pbcsi.dll/bilde?Site=BG&Date=20081028&Category=BUSINESS&ArtNo=81028032&Ref=AR&MaxW=320)
:eek:
HOLY AWESOME! IN SOVIET EUROPE SAME THING! LAST WEEK PRICE IN GERMANY ONLY WAS 1.28 EURO PER LITER (http://www.google.com/search?q=1.28+euro+per+liter+in+dollar+per+gallon) WHICH WAS ALSO LOWEST IN AGES!!!!
IN SOVIET GERMANY, TANK GASSES YOU!
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(http://www.bigfatwhale.com/archives/bfw_381.png)
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:lulz:
punch the poorest person in the room in the stomach
(this actually looks kinda fun)
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:lulz: That's brilliant!
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(http://superpoop.com/ready-to-lead.jpg)
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(http://superpoop.com/ready-to-lead.jpg)
pick a fight with someone weaker than you, then loose.
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I'm up for making soap. Anyone else?
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(http://i37.tinypic.com/2wmqc9c.jpg)
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(http://i461.photobucket.com/albums/qq333/shadowfist23/lotsmore.jpg)
The ad goes on to say that Obama is a Leo (in bold blue) and McCain is a Libra (in a light, almost pinkish red). I dunno if "the mass media" is slanted, but the ad division of CNN appears to be. Also, it looks like it basically says "We didn't do our jobs!"
Is this what is meant by "horrormirth"?
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BHAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHaaaaa!
(http://www.moltz.net/~john/images/struggle.jpg)
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:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
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(http://www.woostercollective.com/IMG_0070.JPG)
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(http://i36.tinypic.com/2ah8nk0.jpg)
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(http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/political-pictures-sarah-palin-mayans.jpg)
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(http://pics.ipostr.com/pics/pic_12258659787862.jpg)
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Heh. I love that.
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This is retardedly
fundumb
http://www.peteyandpetunia.com/VoteHere/VoteHere.swf
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also:
http://masterdebater.ytmnd.com/
NSFW kinda loud
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(http://www.balloon-juice.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/blueramerica.jpg)
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(http://www.balloon-juice.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/blueramerica.jpg)
Wow. Pendulum, due Left.
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(http://loki.discoflux.com/img/nctears.jpg)
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(http://www.balloon-juice.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/blueramerica.jpg)
DAAAAAMMMN. Look at how dark Indiana is. This place manages to make me proud every once in awhile.
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(http://loki.discoflux.com/img/nctears.jpg)
:mittens:
Aaaaand YOINK
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(http://www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/49722/1225847832/dailymailfrontpage.jpg)
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My dad barraged me with this kind of thing over the weekend.
It would be funny if it wasn't so damn depressing.
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(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3157/2935418137_0aed08e9ea_b.jpg)
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Jesuc?
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Bitch needs to buy an American car first.
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Bitch needs to buy an American car first.
:mittens:
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(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3157/2935418137_0aed08e9ea_b.jpg)
"America Bless God"
:?
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they need traffic citations for being blinded by their faith.
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http://news.yahoo.com/s/politico/20081110/pl_politico/15478
Not a political pic, but appropriate (and unsurprising)
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I would've loved to be a fly on the wall for the Bush-Obama meeting this afternoon.
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Is this where the president gets to reveal all the REAL secrets?
"In actuality, the president does the bidding of these reptillian overlords, see?"
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I would've loved to be a fly on the wall for the Bush-Obama meeting this afternoon.
This was how Mrs Mang & I imagined it:
Bush: Hey! I'm the president! [hyuk yuk yuk]
Obama: THANKS FOR NOTHING MOTHERFUCKER!
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I would've loved to be a fly on the wall for the Bush-Obama meeting this afternoon.
This was how Mrs Mang & I imagined it:
Bush: Hey! I'm the president! [hyuk yuk yuk]
Obama: THANKS FOR NOTHING MOTHERFUCKER!
Yeah, that is a pretty foul act to follow. It'd be kind of like some super serious metal band having to go on stage after Spinal Tap.
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I would've loved to be a fly on the wall for the Bush-Obama meeting this afternoon.
The meeting was delayed when Bush, in another defiant act of refusal to see anything done well in this country, ordered the entire White House "Shh. Lock the doors and turn off the lights. Pretend nobody's home."
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http://news.yahoo.com/s/politico/20081110/pl_politico/15478
Not a political pic, but appropriate (and unsurprising)
Is it wrong that the disapproval rating for Kennedy cracked me up?
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http://news.yahoo.com/s/politico/20081110/pl_politico/15478
Not a political pic, but appropriate (and unsurprising)
Is it wrong that the disapproval rating for Kennedy cracked me up?
The 30% consisted of the Mafia, Cubans & Russians.
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stolen from another board:
(http://img505.imageshack.us/img505/9682/247175scrollerhugethreepk7.png)
(http://img361.imageshack.us/img361/8539/247299tinarmascrollerhuew8.png)
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*dies*
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hilarious!
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:lulz: INTERNET OVER!
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There's no place to hide as I step inside the room,
Dr. Doom, prepare for the boom.
BLAM! Aw, MAN! I SLAM!
JAM, now scream like Tarzan.
I be tossin' enforcin' my style is awesome,
I'm causin more Family Feuds than Richard Dawson,
And the survey said - ya dead,
Fatal flying guillotine chops off ya fuckin' head.
Possibly the greatest intro to a song ever. If not that, this:
Here I go, deep type flow,
Jacques Cousteau could never get this low.
I'm cherry bombin' shit - BOOM,
just warmin' up a little bit vroom vroom.
Rappenin' is what's happenin'
Keep the pockets stacked and then, hands clapping and
At the party when I move my body
Gotta get up and be somebody!
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Even Santa Cupcake is patriotic.
(http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f45/Squidoid667/patriot1.jpg)
and if there's hope for this thing. there's hope for us yet.
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How old is that cupcake?!
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oshit its alive, ITS ALIVE!
you never did glue the eye back on with spit :(
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How old is that cupcake?!
Somewhere is a thread about this cupcake's life. It's not pretty, but damn it's funny.
Even Santa Cupcake is patriotic.
(http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f45/Squidoid667/patriot1.jpg)
and if there's hope for this thing. there's hope for us yet.
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: Santa Cupcake embraces CHANGE!
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Even Santa Cupcake is patriotic.
(http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f45/Squidoid667/patriot1.jpg)
and if there's hope for this thing. there's hope for us yet.
:lulz: :mittens: :lulz:
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Even Santa Cupcake is patriotic.
(http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f45/Squidoid667/patriot1.jpg)
and if there's hope for this thing. there's hope for us yet.
Oh fucking YAY!
Thank you for giving life to my dreams.
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:x Are you trying to give me nightmares?
:mittens:
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Regret, I seem to have misplaced his eye. So I guess it's gone forever.
Dark Monk- how old? It's a christmas cupcake... from last year.
(see accidental experiment thread.. i think it's in O;MF)
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Have any plans for it this Christmas?
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Have any plans for it this Christmas?
In reality, I should burn it and put it out of it's misery. But I can't.
Any suggestions?
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photo montage - on a tree
on santa's lap
at a strip cub
in a church
caroling door to door
add your idea here....
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photo montage - on a tree
on santa's lap
at a strip cub
in a church
caroling door to door
add your idea here....
oshi- awesome
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Santa's Cupcake is a SOCIALIST! He's after your 401k plans!!
:mccain:
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UtEP3ROE4zw
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Hello, little man. Boy, I sure heard a bunch about you. See, I was a good friend of your dad's. We were in that Hanoi pit of hell together over five years. Hopefully...you'll never have to experience this yourself, but when two men are in a situation like me and your Dad were, for as long as we were, you take on certain responsibilities of the other. If it had been me who had not made it, Major Coolidge would be talkin' right now to my son Jim. But the way it turned out is I'm talkin' to you, Butch. I got somethin' for you.
(http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f45/Squidoid667/patriot1.jpg)
This cupcake I got here was first purchased by your great-grandfather during the first World War. It was bought in a little general store in Knoxville, Tennessee. Made by the first company to ever make Santa cupcakes. Up till then people just ate whole Santa cakes. It was bought by private Doughboy Erine Coolidge on the day he set sail for Paris. It was your great-grandfather's cupcake and he kept it everyday he was in that war. When he had done his duty, he went home to your great-grandmother, put it an old coffee can, and in that can it stayed 'til your granddad Dane Coolidge was called upon by his country to go overseas and fight the Germans once again. This time they called it World War II. Your great-grandfather gave this cupcake to your granddad for good luck. Unfortunately, Dane's luck wasn't as good as his old man's. Dane was a Marine and he was killed -- along with the other Marines at the battle of Wake Island. Your granddad was facing death, he knew it. None of those boys had any illusions about ever leavin' that island alive. So three days before the Japanese took the island, your granddad asked a gunner on an Air Force transport name of Winocki, a man he had never met before in his life, to deliver to his infant son, who he'd never seen in the flesh, his Santa cupcake. Three days later, your granddad was dead. But Winocki kept his word. After the war was over, he paid a visit to your grandmother, delivering to your infant father, his Dad's Santa cupcake. This cupcake.
(http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f45/Squidoid667/patriot1.jpg)
This cupcake was on your Daddy's person when he was shot down over Hanoi. He was captured, put in a Vietnamese prison camp. He knew if the gooks ever saw the cupcake it'd be eaten, taken away. The way your Dad looked at it, that cupcake was your birthright. He'd be damned if any slopes were gonna put their greasy yella hands on his boy's birthright. So he hid it in the one place he knew he could hide something. His ass. Five long years, he wore this cupcake up his ass. Then he died of dysentery, he gave me the cupcake. I hid this uncomfortable hunk of baked good up my ass two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the cupcake to you.
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Hello, little man. Boy, I sure heard a bunch about you. See, I was a good friend of your dad's. We were in that Hanoi pit of hell together over five years. Hopefully...you'll never have to experience this yourself, but when two men are in a situation like me and your Dad were, for as long as we were, you take on certain responsibilities of the other. If it had been me who had not made it, Major Coolidge would be talkin' right now to my son Jim. But the way it turned out is I'm talkin' to you, Butch. I got somethin' for you.
(http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f45/Squidoid667/patriot1.jpg)
This cupcake I got here was first purchased by your great-grandfather during the first World War. It was bought in a little general store in Knoxville, Tennessee. Made by the first company to ever make Santa cupcakes. Up till then people just ate whole Santa cakes. It was bought by private Doughboy Erine Coolidge on the day he set sail for Paris. It was your great-grandfather's cupcake and he kept it everyday he was in that war. When he had done his duty, he went home to your great-grandmother, put it an old coffee can, and in that can it stayed 'til your granddad Dane Coolidge was called upon by his country to go overseas and fight the Germans once again. This time they called it World War II. Your great-grandfather gave this cupcake to your granddad for good luck. Unfortunately, Dane's luck wasn't as good as his old man's. Dane was a Marine and he was killed -- along with the other Marines at the battle of Wake Island. Your granddad was facing death, he knew it. None of those boys had any illusions about ever leavin' that island alive. So three days before the Japanese took the island, your granddad asked a gunner on an Air Force transport name of Winocki, a man he had never met before in his life, to deliver to his infant son, who he'd never seen in the flesh, his Santa cupcake. Three days later, your granddad was dead. But Winocki kept his word. After the war was over, he paid a visit to your grandmother, delivering to your infant father, his Dad's Santa cupcake. This cupcake.
(http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f45/Squidoid667/patriot1.jpg)
This cupcake was on your Daddy's person when he was shot down over Hanoi. He was captured, put in a Vietnamese prison camp. He knew if the gooks ever saw the cupcake it'd be eaten, taken away. The way your Dad looked at it, that cupcake was your birthright. He'd be damned if any slopes were gonna put their greasy yella hands on his boy's birthright. So he hid it in the one place he knew he could hide something. His ass. Five long years, he wore this cupcake up his ass. Then he died of dysentery, he gave me the cupcake. I hid this uncomfortable hunk of baked good up my ass two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the cupcake to you.
:mittens:
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:lulz:
Holy crap.
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:spittake:
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EPIC CUPCAKE.
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dude
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
:walken:
:spittake:
:awesome:
and
:mittens:
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(http://i34.tinypic.com/2guzhw4.jpg)
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(http://candorville.com/comics/2008-11-17-7hours.gif)
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:lulz:
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(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/JSlayerUK/mtw_de.jpg)
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(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/JSlayerUK/mtw_de.jpg)
:mittens:
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(http://candorville.com/comics/2008-11-17-7hours.gif)
:mittens:
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(http://graphjam.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/population.gif)
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ain't ^that^ the damned truth!?! :argh!:
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What do you mean they don't eat puppies? :argh!:
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(http://graphjam.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/gaymarriage.gif)
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OH MY GOD IF TEH GHEYS MARRY WE'RE ALL GONNA D--
wait...
wait no. nothing will happen.
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Actually, allowing gay marriage would help the economy. I'm surprised the wedding industry doesn't lobby for gay marriage. Or maybe they do.
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Actually, allowing gay marriage would help the economy. I'm surprised the divorce lawyers don't lobby for gay marriage. Or maybe they do.
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I thought they were a part of the wedding industry. Might as well be.
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I mean, marriage IS the number one cause of divorce...
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Actually, allowing gay marriage would help the economy. I'm surprised the wedding industry doesn't lobby for gay marriage. Or maybe they do.
http://www.signonsandiego.com/news/business/20081106-9999-1b6wedding.html
It's nipped a new source of orange blossom sales right in the bud. Bakers will have to toss that two-grooms wedding cake figurine in the bin. And the honeymoon suite will see a few more vacancies.
Some hotels, caterers, event planners, bakeries, florists and others that offer wedding services said yesterday that they enjoyed a brisk burst of business from same-sex weddings during the four-month window in which such unions were legal in California.
Now Tuesday's ballot vote, which overturns the landmark state Supreme Court ruling in May that legalized same-sex marriage, cuts off a fresh source of revenue at the worst of economic times.
“We are obviously disappointed that California will revert to discrimination against same-sex couples,” said Robert Gleason, chief financial officer for Evans Hotels, a San Diego-based company that owns The Lodge in Torrey Pines, as well as two other resorts that hosted between 20 and 30 same-sex weddings.
“In difficult economic times like these we should be seeking all the business we can,” Gleason said, “and losing this opportunity will obviously be costly to the tourism industry and our economy.”
A study in June projected that gay men and lesbians would spend $684 million on cakes, photographers and other services over the next three years if the state Supreme Court ruling had been allowed to stand.
About half of the state's more than 100,000 same-sex couples were expected to get married during the next three years, and about 68,000 out-of-state couples were expected to travel to California to exchange vows, according to the study by UCLA's Williams Institute on Sexual Orientation Law and Public Policy.
In the wake of the Proposition 8 victory, some California businesses are discontinuing marketing campaigns or revising special packages that were aimed at capturing that market.
Harrah's Rincon Casino and Resort in San Diego was featured in a national ad campaign by Harrah's to attract gay and lesbian customers. The “Marry in San Diego, Honeymoon in Paris” campaign, which offered a wedding package in San Diego and honeymoon package at Harrah's Paris hotel in Las Vegas, is being revised to the more pedestrian “Unite in San Diego, Honeymoon in Paris.”
Sheryl Sebastian, a spokeswoman for Rincon, said the Valley Center resort will continue to offer “commitment” packages for same-sex couples.
“We support equality, and as a company we are disappointed with the outcome of Prop. 8,” Sebastian said. “We will continue to support same-sex marriage, and we are disappointed that we won't be able to offer the wedding aspect of it.”
The San Diego Convention and Visitors Bureau, which markets and promotes San Diego as a tourist destination, will also have to tweek its San Diego Gay to Z Website page, which offered wedding-related suggestions to gay and lesbian couples.
More than 200 couples entered a “Here Comes the Pride” wedding sweepstakes promoted by ConVis, which included airfare, hotel accommodation and a marriage license. The winning couple from Alabama came to San Diego in September to exchange vows.
Sal Giametta, a spokesman for ConVis, said San Diego will remain a “commitment ceremony” destination, but it will “not have the impact we'd have had if Prop. 8 had been overturned.”
“There was an opportunity to provide a little boost to the local economy, and I think that would have continued if Prop. 8 had been defeated,” Giametta said.
Or, in the case of downtown's Hard Rock Hotel, a lot of boost. Last month the hotel, in conjunction with Olivia Cos. a lesbian-owned travel company that provides cruise and resort vacations for lesbians, hosted 100 individual wedding ceremonies and a reception for 200 brides and their families.
“It was fantastic,” said Matt Greene, general manager of the Hard Rock Hotel. “They rented our meeting space, they used our caterers, they spent money in our restaurants, the lounges and all over the Gaslamp.
“Now the money that was spent on those celebrations will dry up, along with the revenue opportunities for the hospitality industry,” Greene said. “Prop. 8 will definitely have a negative impact.”
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When I first encountered the concept of Horrormirth, this is what came to mind.
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3067/3046584803_6c864a40a4.jpg?v=0)
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YAY! :mittens:
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(http://www.superpoop.com/112008/the-shocker.jpg)
the shocker
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(http://www.superpoop.com/112008/the-shocker.jpg)
The cost of fixing the economy, Priceless.
Mastercard-Too much credit is never enough.
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(http://www.superpoop.com/112008/the-shocker.jpg)
the shocker
What actually happened in that pic (as imagined by SSOOKN).
The vet in the wheelchair is, in fact, an ardent anti-war campaigner. Bush happened to jump into frame as the pic was being taken. The amputee is raising his hand to say to the camera person 'who the fuck is standing behind me?'
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(http://www.superpoop.com/112008/the-shocker.jpg)
the shocker
What actually happened in that pic (as imagined by SSOOKN).
The vet in the wheelchair is, in fact, an ardent anti-war campaigner. Bush happened to jump into frame as the pic was being taken. The amputee is raising his hand to say to the camera person 'who the fuck is standing behind me?'
He should have brought up the latest in BULLSHIT thanks to His Royal Buttness Bushie's administration: http://www.latimes.com/news/printedition/front/la-na-combat25-2008nov25,0,4591126.story
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New caption for the pic:
Soldier: If I pose with you, I'll get my check....right?
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Yup. Sigh.
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(http://content.cartoonbox.slate.com/?feature=5227a489e5edab02616a9b793b286010)
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(http://www.superpoop.com/112008/the-shocker.jpg)
the shocker
a chance to travel a free education two in the pink
wounded W/O proper VA care one in the stink
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(http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y134/meagainstthem/safe_state.jpg)
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(http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y134/meagainstthem/safe_state.jpg)
TGRR is going to LURV that one.
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(http://static.flickr.com/25/66075758_c0c9b57fe2_o.jpg)
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(http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y134/meagainstthem/safe_state.jpg)
I <3 OAC! I could fill this thread up with their awesomeness but I'll just leave some links instead:
http://www.oldamericancentury.org/image_gallery/image_gallery1.htm
http://www.oldamericancentury.org/image_gallery/image_gallery2.htm
http://www.oldamericancentury.org/image_gallery/image_gallery3.htm
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(http://photos-a.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v372/154/94/27710753/n27710753_33128288_4272.jpg)
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:potd:
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WW2 in gamespeak
(http://i277.photobucket.com/albums/kk61/fnord_photo/hitlernoobs.gif?t=1228239804)
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(http://superpoop.com/120508/mayan-calendar.jpg)
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:lulz:
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(http://www.voltagecreative.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/bailout-pie.png)
:x
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You mean, that surprises you?
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Hey, you know that (unfortunately false) story about how Clinton's team removed all the W's from the White House keyboards before they left it for Bush to takeover?
Well, Bush just decided he had to go one better and remove all the money in the Treasury before leaving for the Obama takeover.
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Hey, you know that (unfortunately false) story about how Clinton's team removed all the W's from the White House keyboards before they left it for Bush to takeover?
Well, Bush just decided he had to go one better and remove all the money in the Treasury before leaving for the Obama takeover.
:lulz: :x :lulz: :x
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(http://superpoop.com/121008/if-i-had-voted.jpg)
(http://superpoop.com/121108/joe-the-vice-president.jpg)
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(http://www.toothpastefordinner.com/120808/california-propositions.gif)
(http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a103/sleepless777/palin-plumber-2012.jpg)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v144/LearningHowToSmile/moz-screenshot-412.jpg)
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(http://www.superpoop.com/120408/fred-phelps-and-the-orangutan.jpg)
(http://www.superpoop.com/120908/fuck-you.jpg)
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(http://sinfest.net/comikaze/comics/2008-12-07.gif)
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(http://www.woostercollective.com/theam-thumb.jpg)
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Gifitized for our viewing pleeazure
(http://i36.tinypic.com/2uyod3k.gif)
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HELL YES.
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Also, moar Sinfest:
(http://sinfest.net/comikaze/comics/2008-12-14.gif)
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Gifitized for our viewing pleeazure
(http://i36.tinypic.com/2uyod3k.gif)
Quoted for win.
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needs "STOP POSTING!!!", "I SAID, STOP POSTING!!"
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Gifitized for our viewing pleeazure
(http://i36.tinypic.com/2uyod3k.gif)
It almost looks like Bush is ENJOYING it.
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needs "STOP POSTING!!!", "I SAID, STOP POSTING!!"
YESSSSSSSSS
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(http://vash.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/Anims/bushoes.gif)
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(http://fc13.deviantart.com/fs38/f/2008/349/c/6/Pokeball_GO_by_guruji.gif)
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:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: these are fucking great!
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(http://yonkis.com/imagenes01/bush2.gif)
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(http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/political-pictures-george-bush-conduct-conclusion.jpg)
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(http://i36.tinypic.com/i76j39.gif)
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:lol:
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needs "STOP POSTING!!!", "I SAID, STOP POSTING!!"
YESSSSSSSSS
(http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g213/05136/stop-posting.gif)
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Triple Zero wins twelve Internets and an IRL.
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can we make this a smiley prease?
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(http://www.toothpastefordinner.com/123008/compact-fluorescent-appalachia.gif)
(http://www.superpoop.com/010209/time-out.jpg)
(http://www.superpoop.com/122308/hijack-that-rubble.jpg)
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(http://img216.imageshack.us/img216/3328/unafricadc2.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
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(http://img216.imageshack.us/img216/3328/unafricadc2.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
:horrormirth:
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(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3531/3202684534_07e286e82d.jpg?v=0)
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cute :)
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(http://mediumlarge.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/medlarge795.jpg?w=625&h=193)
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...and then she gets fucked by a duck.
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the prez
(http://i44.tinypic.com/11r8w78.jpg)
he's fucking METAL!
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isnt that the hawain Shaka?
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Yeah. Since he grew up in Hawaii I'm going to assume that he's telling someone to "hang loose".
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i can't have one little thing can i.
:argh!:
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i can't have one little thing can i.
:argh!:
And technically the metal sign has the index up and the thumb in. Like this:
(http://www.benfrank.net/nuke/inaug_protest/bushdevildeciple.jpg)
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(http://i44.tinypic.com/11r8w78.jpg)
that's obviously the "call me lets hook up sign"
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I'm more concerned about that woman over his right shoulder.
Damn, that's a wide face.
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Its his shapeshifting reptilian controller.
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i can't have one little thing can i.
:argh!:
And technically the metal sign has the index up and the thumb in. Like this:
(http://www.benfrank.net/nuke/inaug_protest/bushdevildeciple.jpg)
Whoa, is Bush a Dio fan?
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(http://img105.imageshack.us/img105/9656/att612708gr4.jpg)
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i can't have one little thing can i.
:argh!:
And technically the metal sign has the index up and the thumb in. Like this:
(http://www.benfrank.net/nuke/inaug_protest/bushdevildeciple.jpg)
Whoa, is Bush a Dio fan?
Nope. Texas Longhorns fan.
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Way to ruin the fantasy man. Do you go around telling kids the Easter Bunny isn't real??? :x
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Theodore! You made your little brother cry.
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shiny diamonds, etc
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(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y254/jhpinkerton/political-pictures-barack-obama-chi.jpg)
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(http://i453.photobucket.com/albums/qq251/Zenpeanut/obamobile-detail.jpg)
Makes me wish I had bottles of blood in my car in case of a transfusion...
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I'm more impressed by the tear gas cannons.
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Yeah, I'll admit, those are very desirable.
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Is anyone else noticing what I'm noticing in that picture?
I think you know what I'm talking about.
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Is anyone else noticing what I'm noticing in that picture?
I think you know what I'm talking about.
:?
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The Reverse "Driving Miss Daisy"?
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The Reverse "Driving Miss Daisy"?
I knew it would be you.
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------------> this is your joke ---------->
:? This is my head.
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The Reverse "Driving Miss Daisy"?
I knew it would be you.
"Lawsey, Mr Obama!"
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i was going to say the driver got his makeup done by boxxy
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(stolen from eb&g courtesy of Bantu)
(http://img186.imageshack.us/img186/7246/madmagazine49800fcnw4.jpg)
(http://img185.imageshack.us/img185/392/madmagazine49827yh8.jpg)
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/uc/20090122/ljd090122.gif)
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The middle one is great except you can tell it was started before Cheney's incident with the box.
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(http://www.superpoop.com/012009/first-cupcake.jpg)
(http://www.superpoop.com/012609/bass-guitars.jpg)~~>actually pretty funny
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That's a pretty sweet looking bass.
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I love how excited Biden looks about those cupcakes.
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Huckabee may suck as a person and as a politician, but apparently the man can play the bass really damn well.
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He has his own show on FOX now. :lulz:
Saw it once, he talked about his book and kept talking about ways in which we can be more "pleasant" or whatever. Then played bass with his band.
I'm not sure if the show is ever about politics
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Mike Huckabee is one of those Lawful Good people with a natural 18 in Charisma.
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Mike Huckabee is one of those Lawful Good people with a natural 18 in Charisma.
Too bad he got shorted in the Intelligence category.
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I remember seeing him on the daily show once, and a few other debates.
His manner was so cordial/unoffensive that I nearly forgot that he was speaking the words of a barbarian. He was simply a good salesman.
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I really really doubt he's as simple as he acts, either. I think he's a pretty intelligent yet politically crafty person. But then, it's just REALLY hard for me to trust that "nice guy" act.
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He seems like any other baptist preacher that i had the pleasure of sitting through while growing up....
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(http://i453.photobucket.com/albums/qq251/Zenpeanut/obamobile-detail.jpg)
Makes me wish I had bottles of blood in my car in case of a transfusion...
So he's got armor, weapons, a CIA trained driver, and a fire suppression system.
All of which is ruined, because he isn't wearing his seatbelt.
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Huckabee may suck as a person and as a politician, but apparently the man can play the bass really damn well.
I think RWHN would appreciate that his band is called "Capitol Offence".
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I just noticed something else about that presidential limo pic. Why would the president ever have to pay a toll? He's the fucking president!
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Huckabee may suck as a person and as a politician, but apparently the man can play the bass really damn well.
I think RWHN would appreciate that his band is called "Capitol Offence".
Oh yeah, I forgot about that. The Huckster seems to have the same appreciation for dry and awful humor that I do. But I must emphatically decree that's all that we have in common. :argh!:
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(http://superpoop.com/013009/presidential-snowball.jpg)
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oh, hell! that made me laugh.... :lol:
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i would so hang out with that guy.
how much you wanna bet he'd help out with a postergasm, hmm?
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I like our President
I can't help it. It's fucking terrible.
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i would so hang out with that guy.
how much you wanna bet he'd help out with a postergasm, hmm?
Holy shit that would be funny! All around the Capitol and Stuff!
We have some recruiting to do folks
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it would be quite hilarious if an agent of himeobs wrote to the white house via e-mail and recruited the prez for secret missions.
of course they don't exist so this will never happen.
ever.
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:spittake:
"Mr. President, the Secretary of the Army is on the line..."
"Not right now, man! We're pwning the fuck out of these Neo-Nazis, and within the hour we're going to start imagebombing with our alt accounts! Also, did you implement Gender 32 against the entire Middle East like I said?"
"Yes, actually... that's what the Secretary wants to talk about, as a matter of fact."
"Hah! I told you it would be awesome!"
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:mittens: :mittens: :lulz:
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After the success of the Colbert project I offer my bodyweight in grapes to the first person who convinces Obama to include the phrase "for great justice" in his next public address.
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Mike Huckabee is one of those Lawful Good people with a natural 18 in Charisma.
More Lawful Stupid, surely? He's not actively malevonent, a la Darth Cheney, for example, in fact he can be quite compassionate and caring about the general welfare of people, but he can be and has been a dick when he thinks the Bible is being dissed.
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I like our President
I can't help it. It's fucking terrible.
My reaction:
:aaa:
:asplode:
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(http://www.cagle.com/working/090130/booth.jpg)
Cagle wins again.
Also, O'Reilly vs. Christian Bale http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gbz6-7c_7Hk
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Also, O'Reilly vs. Christian Bale http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gbz6-7c_7Hk
:lulz: I love this video!
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I like our President
I can't help it. It's fucking terrible.
My reaction:
:aaa:
:asplode:
I like Nixon too
just to keep it in perspective.
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this is awesome:
http://www.jossip.com/occasions-for-barack-to-use-his-bad-boy-voice-20090206/
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Quoth Barack Obama:
"There are white folks, and then there are ignorant motherfuckers like you."
http://www.aprilwinchell.com/media/audio/OBAMA_IGNORANT.mp3
Yes, it's Real. Yes, it's Awesome.
Yes, it's from some audio book (Dreams for My Father) he helped record, it's still Awesome.
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Quoth Barack Obama:
"There are white folks, and then there are ignorant motherfuckers like you."
http://www.aprilwinchell.com/media/audio/OBAMA_IGNORANT.mp3
Yes, it's Real. Yes, it's Awesome.
Yes, it's from some audio book (Dreams for My Father) he helped record, it's still Awesome.
check out the link right above your post, there are a couple others like this there
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(http://www.truthdig.com/images/eartothegrounduploads/020809DarwinCOLOR5.jpg)
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(http://img8.imageshack.us/img8/3997/worstcase2010scenariorebj7.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
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Worst or best?
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or irrelevant?
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I like to think it's a chart dealing with grits-liking population
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Red is grits
Blue is polenta.
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Posole or GTFO.
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Posole or GTFO.
Posole is Mexico.
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Your point being, chica?
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Your point being, chica?
Mexico isn't on that map, unless you count Texas and California.
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Oh, you think that border actually means something? Interesting.
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Oh, you think that border actually means something? Interesting.
I thought we were talking about grits and non-grits areas.
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And posole is a proto-grit foodstuff.
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Do you mean hominy? Posole is the stew, and hominy/field corn is normally only referred to as posole corn if it's being prepared for posole.
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(http://pics.livejournal.com/jblaque/pic/000tzy35)
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Red is grits
Blue is polenta.
wtf is polenta? Or grits for that matter.
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Red is grits
Blue is polenta.
wtf is polenta? Or grits for that matter.
Or is?
:?
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Polenta is coarse-ground yellow cornmeal. Grits is coarse-ground yellow or white cornmeal.
The real difference is that polenta is upscale.
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polenta is delicious.
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(http://i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa268/octareenroon91/uuu/euro-amer-combatant.jpg)
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La mujer tiene une pomme.
In CANADA no one whould get away with this non-sense.
Continue.
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(http://img24.imageshack.us/img24/2560/roflbot2juz.jpg)
I should probably be ashamed of this. But I'm not.
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i dont get it
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i dont get it
House of Lords = Peers of the realm.
It's a Brit thing.
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My favorite page from Transmetropolitan.
(http://i604.photobucket.com/albums/tt129/anthraxcat/Transmetropolitan_15_p05.jpg?t=1235344804)
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We're big fans of Transmet, here.
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It's such a quotable series.
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It's such a quotable series.
I know I rip it off every chance I get.
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Thanks for reminding me that I need to read that. Looks like it's gonna be a long night. :D
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By some strange coincidence there was a Transmet thread on 4chan today. That's where I found this:
(http://i44.tinypic.com/20u8qi9.jpg)
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:mittens: :lulz: :lulz:
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i dont get it
House of Lords = Peers of the realm.
It's a Brit thing.
Yeah, bad punning
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By some strange coincidence there was a Transmet thread on 4chan today. That's where I found this:
(http://i44.tinypic.com/20u8qi9.jpg)
The cartoon one is mildly terrifying, its that look in his eyes...
... Actually they both are. :scared:
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i take credit for this idea, cause i proposed calling him the smiler along time ago.
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i take credit for this idea, cause i proposed calling him the smiler along time ago.
I did last spring. Get in fucking line.
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lolz
I guess Obama looks a lot like the Smiler. If you photoshop him to look like the Smiler.
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Two of my white friends with small children report that their kids have taken to reacting to any middle-aged black man with "Looook, it's the President!"
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OMG there are president's all over the place!
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does this go here?
(http://www.slashfilm.com/wp/wp-content/images/changeintoatruck.jpg)
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:spittake:
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:lulz:
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does this go here?
(http://www.slashfilm.com/wp/wp-content/images/changeintoatruck.jpg)
I think that's my favorite one yet. Well, it's hard to top Darwin.
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(http://www.superpoop.com/022309/hall-of-black-presidents.jpg)
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:lulz:
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(http://www.superpoop.com/022309/hall-of-black-presidents.jpg)
OH SHIT YOU ARE FUCKING KIDDING ME !
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(http://www.superpoop.com/022309/hall-of-black-presidents.jpg)
That has to be a joke... or else we need to send a lychin' party down to Texass.
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It's a joke. Whether it's real or shopped, it's a joke.
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It's a joke caption, right?
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It comes from a site called superpoop. They seem legit.
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It's from the toothpastefordinner.com dude, he is married to the awesome natalie dee
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It's from the toothpastefordinner.com dude, he is married to the awesome natalie dee
I like Drew, he's great.
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It's from the toothpastefordinner.com dude, he is married to the awesome natalie dee
I like Drew, he's great.
Word. And his beard would fucking anyone and anything!
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(http://graphjam.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/song-chart-memes-palin-president.jpg)
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(http://i41.tinypic.com/dxmes2.jpg)
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Oh my.
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that's awesome.
it looks like he's pretending the cake is her soul.
assuming it's the little girls Bday party, who is she?
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Whoever she is she is going to slip into a coma soon where she will slowly be eaten by the soul eating freak via her dreams
The soul eater scares me
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Whoever she is she is going to slip into a coma soon where she will slowly be eaten by the soul eating freak via her dreams
The soul eater scares me
... You do know who that black dude is right?
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Is it Obama? He looks older than I thought he would.
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No, Obama's the dude behind him.
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Whoever she is she is going to slip into a coma soon where she will slowly be eaten by the soul eating freak via her dreams
The soul eater scares me
... You do know who that black dude is right?
Mugabe?
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No, Obama's the dude behind him.
No it bloody isn't.
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No, Obama's the dude behind him.
No it bloody isn't.
im pretty sure he's joking.....
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No, Obama's the dude behind him.
No it bloody isn't.
im pretty sure he's joking.....
I'm deadly serious. Promise.
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Whoever she is she is going to slip into a coma soon where she will slowly be eaten by the soul eating freak via her dreams
The soul eater scares me
... You do know who that black dude is right?
Mugabe?
You're asking me? :lulz:
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Is it Bill Cosby?
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It's Harold Ford Jr.
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(http://www.superpoop.com/030209/who-has-a-question-for-the-president.jpg)
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That little blonde girl with the glasses looks like she's up to something.
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That little blonde girl with the glasses looks like she's up to something.
Oh she so does. :lulz:
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Watch out, she is going to be the nations next no. 1 terrorist :|
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(http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2009/3/2/128805271294638526.png)
fixd
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:mittens:
Epic
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(http://i39.tinypic.com/hvrwop.jpg)
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(http://i39.tinypic.com/hvrwop.jpg)
Powerful. Romantic. Fappable.
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(http://www.towncalleddobson.com/strips/2009/2-24-09.png)
(http://www.farbelism.com/journal/politics/uninvolved_in_africa.jpg)
Yoinked from eb&g.
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I wouldn't want to be involved with an UNreliable rifle like that one, either. :lol:
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they yoinked it from here :lulz:
(http://img216.imageshack.us/img216/3328/unafricadc2.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
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From SeanHannity.com
(http://img528.imageshack.us/img528/9198/hannity.jpg)
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Haha, seriously? :lulz:
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For real. It was here http://forums.hannity.com/showthread.php?t=1326121 but it got deleted. You can see snarky commentary on the thread here, however http://www.balloon-juice.com/?p=17812
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Yep, that made Sean Hannity Worst Person in the World honors on Olberman's show a couple of nights back.
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I know the rightwing punditry are NOT going to want to take responsibility for the next Ruby Ridge or Tim McVeigh incident. But that's the only thing they're going to get out of this.
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why is it when we have an elephant terrorists attack us, but when we have an ass
ITS THE RIGHT WING NUTJOBS?
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why is it when we have an elephant terrorists attack us, but when we have an ass
ITS THE RIGHT WING NUTJOBS?
Why do you think, Yatto? Sit and think on that one. Obvious answer is obvious.
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cause the left wing is full of nothing but terrorists?
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cause the left wing is full of nothing but terrorists?
cheeky monkey
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(http://img140.imageshack.us/img140/1820/politicalcompass2.jpg)
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:lulz:
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I actually took one of those political compass quizzes a couple of days ago. I ended up almost exactly where "that horrible kid that smelt of Wotsits who used to beat you up at school" is in that pic. :horrormirth:
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(http://www.marriedtothesea.com/030409/bingo.gif)
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I actually took one of those political compass quizzes a couple of days ago. I ended up almost exactly where "that horrible kid that smelt of Wotsits who used to beat you up at school" is in that pic. :horrormirth:
I'm where blowjobs are. :lulz:
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I'm square between the kid smelling of wotsits, fred west, and treading in dogshit...so that would put me at a kid smelling of wotsits stepping on a shit-covered fred west I guess...
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I'm where blowjobs are. :lulz:
I, too, am a member of the blowjob coalition.
our time is coming! :wink:
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dammit now i wanna know where i am, link me to one of those tests.
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Take yer pick:
http://www.blogthings.com/whatsyourpoliticalpersuasionquiz/
http://www.blogthings.com/shouldyouvoterepublicanordemocratquiz/
http://www.blogthings.com/howliberalorconservativeareyouquiz/
http://www.blogthings.com/areyouasocialistorcapitalistquiz/
http://www.blogthings.com/areyouapoliticalradicalquiz/
http://www.politicalcompass.org
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Cool, i'm treading in dogshit :D
Those questions were annoying in their assumptions.
And they kept asking me wether i'd prefer a strong state or a strong corporation... what's the difference?
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Regret Wins, Political Corporatism RAEPED ITT. :wink:
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I'm a fair bit directly below Fred West. Hmm.
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And they kept asking me wether i'd prefer a strong state or a strong corporation... what's the difference?
Accountability and consent.
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And they kept asking me wether i'd prefer a strong state or a strong corporation... what's the difference?
Accountability and consent.
Since when does either one of them have accountability or consent?
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One definitely doesn't. The other might, but probably doesn't either.
You pick which is which. 8)
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one answers to outsiders, the other answers to a board room?
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(http://img168.imageshack.us/img168/3748/onetruerush.jpg)
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i'd like to punch that sunuvabitch
no joke.
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Doooo eeeet.
he used to have a compound in Fla when he was married to Marta...
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THIS IS NOT MARTA!!!!
Okay, so it's only funny in my head.
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And they kept asking me wether i'd prefer a strong state or a strong corporation... what's the difference?
Accountability and consent.
Since when does either one of them have accountability or consent?
One does when it's run properly and people are actively involved in it. The other doesn't. Ever.
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And they kept asking me wether i'd prefer a strong state or a strong corporation... what's the difference?
Accountability and consent.
Since when does either one of them have accountability or consent?
One does when it's run properly and people are actively involved in it. The other doesn't. Ever.
Neither one does.
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And they kept asking me wether i'd prefer a strong state or a strong corporation... what's the difference?
Accountability and consent.
Since when does either one of them have accountability or consent?
One does when it's run properly and people are actively involved in it. The other doesn't. Ever.
Neither one does.
*cough* *cough
(http://autone.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/380_0108081230_m_010808_voting_booths.jpg)
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(http://www.mattbors.com/strips/498.gif)
(http://d.yimg.com/a/p/uc/20090309/stt090309.gif)
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And they kept asking me wether i'd prefer a strong state or a strong corporation... what's the difference?
Accountability and consent.
Since when does either one of them have accountability or consent?
One does when it's run properly and people are actively involved in it. The other doesn't. Ever.
Neither one does.
*cough* *cough
(http://autone.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/380_0108081230_m_010808_voting_booths.jpg)
COKE OR PEPSI! MAKE YOUR CHOICE, PULL THE LEVER! :banana:
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:lulz:
Its the Great American Dream! Choosing your own slavemasters!
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And they kept asking me wether i'd prefer a strong state or a strong corporation... what's the difference?
Accountability and consent.
Since when does either one of them have accountability or consent?
One does when it's run properly and people are actively involved in it. The other doesn't. Ever.
Neither one does.
Okay. Try giving control of the US army to Walmart and then see if you still feel the same way about the state.
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Also, I'm not sure where you got the idea that I was endorsing the US' version of representative democracy.
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Okay. Try giving control of the US army to Walmart and then see if you still feel the same way about the state.
What, you think they might use it to plunder?
Good thing the state doesn't do that.
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Okay. Try giving control of the US army to Walmart and then see if you still feel the same way about the state.
What, you think they might use it to plunder?
Good thing the state doesn't do that.
Like most things in politics, it's a case of choosing the lesser of two evils.
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Okay. Try giving control of the US army to Walmart and then see if you still feel the same way about the state.
What, you think they might use it to plunder?
Good thing the state doesn't do that.
Like most things in politics, it's a case of choosing the lesser of two evils.
I can't tell the difference.
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(http://www.marriedtothesea.com/031109/welcome-to-the-republican-party.gif)
(http://www.marriedtothesea.com/022309/mortgage-industry.gif)
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wow
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(http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/1226489688_927987eeb4fc69fe40ee06d12e875a1a.jpg)
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(http://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/20051204.gif)
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(http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/2488/23bhheadersm.jpg) (http://img95.imageshack.us/my.php?image=23bhheadersm.jpg)
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(http://fabulousblueporcupine.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/bit-shit.png?w=509&h=83)
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(http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/2488/23bhheadersm.jpg) (http://img95.imageshack.us/my.php?image=23bhheadersm.jpg)
Did you post that because yesterday was the 108th anniversary of the day he died? I really want to find a reason to make him a Discordian saint since his grave is about 10 miles from me and he was pres. #23. There just isn't anything funny about him though. Well, there's the fact that after his wife died he married her neice who was 25 years younger than him but that is more pervy than lulzy. :|
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(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/30/Harrison-Morton_1888.jpg)
"He was the first and only president from the state of Indiana."
Beside what you said and the little bit of interesting info right ther' he was boring as hell.
Saint of Indiana, Prez. Harrison.
Boring as hell.
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Yep, lots of Vice Presidents from Indiana but only one President. Hey, wait a second. I know who can be the Discordian Patron Saint of Indiana:
(http://www.potatomuseum.com/images/dqpotatokidspelling.jpg)
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signed Sherman Antitrust Act
&
represented the Republic of Venezuela in an international case
against the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benjamin_Harrison
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Harrison also had electricity installed in the White House for the first time by Edison General Electric Company, but he and his wife would not touch the light switches for fear of electrocution and would often go to sleep with the lights on :lulz:
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MARKO
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signed Sherman Antitrust Act
&
represented the Republic of Venezuela in an international case
against the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benjamin_Harrison
:| Meh.
Harrison also had electricity installed in the White House for the first time by Edison General Electric Company, but he and his wife would not touch the light switches for fear of electrocution and would often go to sleep with the lights on :lulz:
Funny but still not good enough. I'm going to stick with with Dan Quayle.
I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy - but that could change.
\
(http://www.christers.net/veeps/dan-quayle.jpg)
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The tale of WW2, in comic
al form.
http://fc64.deviantart.com/fs22/f/2008/002/0/1/World_War_Two__Simple_Version_by_AngusMcLeod.jpg (1275x11277px)
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(http://thisishistorictimes.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/editorial_20090212.jpg)
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(http://blogs.laweekly.com/fish/2009/03/18/Popecartoon.jpg)
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(http://thisishistorictimes.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/editorial_20090212.jpg)
relevant.
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(http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/political-pictures-space-shuttle-lighting-fire.jpg)
Much like the stock traders
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(http://news.sky.com/sky-news/content/StaticFile/jpg/2009/Mar/Week3/15244325.jpg)
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Is that Jeffrey Dahmer?
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srsly, who IS that?
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looks like Putin to me.
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I think Squiddy's right--it's Putin. Or his non-evil twin.
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(http://img4.imageshack.us/img4/3169/ww00048.jpg)
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looks like Putin to me.
That was Putin when he was still a KGB agent, protecting Regan.
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Fuck you, it's Dahmer and he ate the kid afterwards! :argh!:
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(http://www.toothpastefordinner.com/031909/stock-value-is-tanking.gif)
Holy Sheeeit:
(http://www.marriedtothesea.com/032409/fireworks-are-forbidden.gif)
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(http://i127.photobucket.com/albums/p135/Idem_bucket/1238308890225.jpg)
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:x WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
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(http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/political-pictures-jon-stewart-journalist-appalled.jpg)
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excellent :D
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Apparently this cartoon:
(http://d.yimg.com/a/p/uc/20090325/lpo090325.gif)
Is stirring up the hard core Israeli nationalists as much as THAT OTHER CARTOON stirred up the hardcore nationalist Muslims.
http://jta.org/news/article/2009/03/26/1004008/jewish-groups-call-oliphant-cartoon-anti-semitic
The comments on that article are full of lulz.
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Apparently this cartoon:
(http://d.yimg.com/a/p/uc/20090325/lpo090325.gif)
Is stirring up the hard core Israeli nationalists as much as THAT OTHER CARTOON stirred up the hardcore nationalist Muslims.
http://jta.org/news/article/2009/03/26/1004008/jewish-groups-call-oliphant-cartoon-anti-semitic
The comments on that article are full of lulz.
related..
" The U.N.'s top human-rights body approved a proposal by Muslims nations Thursday urging passage of laws around the world to protect religion from criticism..."
http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5iRHXSIoJJdXQpG3kPrRO2LWMnWTAD975TOK00
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related..
" The U.N.'s top human-rights body approved a proposal by Muslims nations Thursday urging passage of laws around the world to protect religion from criticism..."
http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5iRHXSIoJJdXQpG3kPrRO2LWMnWTAD975TOK00
:lulz: wow, that would be intense.
one part of me hopes that doesn't pass. Because--
"It is individuals who have rights and not religions," Canadian diplomat Terry Cormier said.
--here in the US, ALL SORTS of problems were created by giving corporations legal personhood. Religious egregrores would be so much more powerful / dangerous if they were afforded rights.
But another part of me hopes this passes, for the lulz
because as soon as it's illegal to make fun of religion,
it's time to show people how ridiculous Discordia can actually be.
the kicker would be it being illegal to make fun of us
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(http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/political-pictures-jon-stewart-journalist-appalled.jpg)
FUCKING WIN.
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related..
" The U.N.'s top human-rights body approved a proposal by Muslims nations Thursday urging passage of laws around the world to protect religion from criticism..."
http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5iRHXSIoJJdXQpG3kPrRO2LWMnWTAD975TOK00
:lulz: wow, that would be intense.
one part of me hopes that doesn't pass. Because--
"It is individuals who have rights and not religions," Canadian diplomat Terry Cormier said.
--here in the US, ALL SORTS of problems were created by giving corporations legal personhood. Religious egregrores would be so much more powerful / dangerous if they were afforded rights.
But another part of me hopes this passes, for the lulz
because as soon as it's illegal to make fun of religion,
it's time to show people how ridiculous Discordia can actually be.
the kicker would be it being illegal to make fun of us
:mittens:
Discordianism, immune from criticism... :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: Be still, my pance!
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at my high school they had a brief though heated debate about whether it'd be okay to hang the ten commandments on the wall. To many people's surprise, I argued pretty loudly for the ten commandments. My friends knew I had already photocopied the pentabarf and the commandments of the Satanic Bible to hang up right next to the big ten. I mean, it's all fair game once the floodgates are open, right?
One year, when the religious right gets its way, they're going to HAVE to let me set up a nativity scene on the town green.
They'll expect a christ-child in a manger... but they'll get stoners meeting a penguin. hail yes.
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related..
" The U.N.'s top human-rights body approved a proposal by Muslims nations Thursday urging passage of laws around the world to protect religion from criticism..."
http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5iRHXSIoJJdXQpG3kPrRO2LWMnWTAD975TOK00
:lulz: wow, that would be intense.
one part of me hopes that doesn't pass. Because--
"It is individuals who have rights and not religions," Canadian diplomat Terry Cormier said.
--here in the US, ALL SORTS of problems were created by giving corporations legal personhood. Religious egregrores would be so much more powerful / dangerous if they were afforded rights.
But another part of me hopes this passes, for the lulz
because as soon as it's illegal to make fun of religion,
it's time to show people how ridiculous Discordia can actually be.
the kicker would be it being illegal to make fun of us
Article VI resolutions emanating from the United Nations General Assembly carry no coercive power to be passed. Its the political equivalent of staging a protest - though given some of the screaming I've heard about this you'd think the UN was like some sort of mecha-Hitler, instead of a talking shop for the world's minor powers.
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So some Muslims are asking the UN for a 'pention' to ban religious criticism?
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So some Mulsims are starting a UN pention to ban religious criticism...
Something about timetravelers using a Mohammed who is familiar with the Marx Brothers against them..
OR
:?
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at my high school they had a brief though heated debate about whether it'd be okay to hang the ten commandments on the wall. To many people's surprise, I argued pretty loudly for the ten commandments. My friends knew I had already photocopied the pentabarf and the commandments of the Satanic Bible to hang up right next to the big ten. I mean, it's all fair game once the floodgates are open, right?
One year, when the religious right gets its way, they're going to HAVE to let me set up a nativity scene on the town green.
They'll expect a christ-child in a manger... but they'll get stoners meeting a penguin. hail yes.
That's why I loved the brouhaha in the Washington State Capitol building over the holiday displays. It was a perfect object lesson on why you shouldn't fuck with Separation of Church and State. You let one group in, you have to let all groups in. That's where we come in and build a giant statue of Eris.
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So some Muslims are asking the UN for a 'pention' to ban religious criticism?
Dear Touchy Bastards:
Eat a dick. Mohammed can have some, too.
Thx,
TGRR
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So some Muslims are asking the UN for a 'pention' to ban religious criticism?
Correction: some states with lots of Muslim citizens are, so that when no-one does it, they can turn around and say "look, a conspiracy against you!" and use their paranoia or lack of education to convince them their real enemies are not the people currently in charge of their country.
Its the oldest trick in the book, and its not like the Arab dictators are even very good at it. Complete fucking yawnfest, if you ask me.
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at my high school they had a brief though heated debate about whether it'd be okay to hang the ten commandments on the wall. To many people's surprise, I argued pretty loudly for the ten commandments. My friends knew I had already photocopied the pentabarf and the commandments of the Satanic Bible to hang up right next to the big ten. I mean, it's all fair game once the floodgates are open, right?
One year, when the religious right gets its way, they're going to HAVE to let me set up a nativity scene on the town green.
They'll expect a christ-child in a manger... but they'll get stoners meeting a penguin. hail yes.
That's why I loved the brouhaha in the Washington State Capitol building over the holiday displays. It was a perfect object lesson on why you shouldn't fuck with Separation of Church and State. You let one group in, you have to let all groups in. That's where we come in and build a giant statue of Eris.
She better have a fucking mustache.
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(http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/political-pictures-pope-benedict-xvi-africa-protection.jpg)
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(http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/3917/malkinsnob1.jpg) (http://img21.imageshack.us/my.php?image=malkinsnob1.jpg)
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:fnord: (http://www.youdopia.com/)(http://img26.imageshack.us/img26/8528/1934cartoon.jpg) (http://img26.imageshack.us/my.php?image=1934cartoon.jpg)
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where'd you get that from yatto, infowars.com?
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Or Redstate.com
Not that there is much of a difference, nowadays.
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(http://www.toothpastefordinner.com/040709/church-leaders-ask-is-dna-gay.gif)
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fell off the truck here
http://www.puma08.com/2009/04/04/1934-chicago-tribune-cartoon-about-barack-obama-i-mean-fdr/
:fnord: (http://www.youdopia.com/)
:roll:
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(http://img126.imageshack.us/img126/2408/8056931.jpg) (http://img126.imageshack.us/my.php?image=8056931.jpg)
:omg: :omg: :omg:
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Source of that pic?
It better be a photoshop.
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I hope that pic is real, PLEASE TELL ME IT IS REAL!!! :eek:
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says nothing :lulz:
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Those websites in the higher tiers would shit bricks if access to them became restricted and expensive, considering how many of them rely on advertisement for their revenue. I say shoop.
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You idiots. Of course it is a shoop. It's from a pro-Net Neutrality site.
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Of course; why else would it be in the political cartoons/pics thread?
I mean, fucking DUH.
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No, it's totally real because there would be a way to enforce something like that.
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(http://img530.imageshack.us/img530/7427/frontcover.jpg) (http://img530.imageshack.us/my.php?image=frontcover.jpg)
:lulz:
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I hope that pic is real, PLEASE TELL ME IT IS REAL!!! :eek:
well if it were (a LOT) cheaper it'd be a pretty good deal.
since there's pretty much no fucking way they can cut off one part of the internet from the rest (proxies, email ..). hell, even some of those high-tiers may have proxying functionality built-in (if you dig deep enough)
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I know that but people are stupid enough to do it, that is why i want it to be real.
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(http://www.sharingmachine.com/blogimages/misc-rss-capitalism.jpg)
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lols
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(http://www.bigfatwhale.com/archives/bfw_404.png)
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(http://www.superpoop.com/041309/tea-party-history.jpg)
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(http://www.bigfatwhale.com/archives/bfw_404.png)
:lulz: :lulz: "banker snaps" this needs to become a viral joke type ...
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(http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/political-pictures-this-army.jpg)
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(http://www.superpoop.com/041309/tea-party-history.jpg)
Jesus I wish I could of fucked up one of those Teabagging parties. DAMN YOU SCHOOL!
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cross-post b/c of :horrormirth:
(http://www.dmagazine.com/~/media/0_Articles/D%20Magazine/cover_big.ashx?db=master)
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this hurts Jenne
I thought we were friends :aww:
( :wink:)
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cross-posting from eb&g (these are hilarious)
(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h183/Jenne73/morenewmathtaxes.jpg)
FOR RWHN:
(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h183/Jenne73/morenewmathpun.jpg)
Ok, for more go to www.morenewmath.com
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this hurts Jenne
I thought we were friends :aww:
( :wink:)
:lulz: You're welcome! :D
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(http://img260.imageshack.us/img260/7956/tomlinson.gif)
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(http://img260.imageshack.us/img260/7956/tomlinson.gif)
This is GREAT!
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YEAH, GREAT! A MAN IS DEAD.
CALLOUS TWAT!
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(http://www.superpoop.com/042009/remember-descent.jpg)
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:lulz:
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Ha! It's funny because he sucks at spelling and needs to go back to school which gets tax dollars and stuff.
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(http://i277.photobucket.com/albums/kk61/fnord_photo/090423holocaustcartoon.jpg?t=1240597622)
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Shit's deep.
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Needs a funnier punchline :argh!:
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Needs a funnier punchline :argh!:
What's funnier than millions of dead Jews? :roll:
[Edit: Am I having deja vu???]
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What's funnier than millions of dead Jews?
Ladies and gentlemen, TOA.
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What's funnier than millions of dead Jews?
Ladies and gentlemen, TOA.
Funny as a hernia.
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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
the Holocaust
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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Old fucking joke.
the Holocaust
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What's funnier than millions of dead Jews?
Ladies and gentlemen, TOA.
Funny as a hernia.
Oh, the context! It's missing! lulz
-toa,
someone else told that joke before, but which thread?
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What's funnier than millions of dead Jews?
Ladies and gentlemen, TOA.
Funny as a hernia.
Oh, the context! It's missing! lulz
-toa,
someone else told that joke before, but which thread?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
(http://pal2pal.com/BLOGEE/images/uploads/Belsen01.jpg)
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I ain't saying it's funny. Ain't shit about it funny. I was sardonically responding to:
Needs a funnier punchline :argh!:
-toa,
part irrelevant edit
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I ain't saying it's funny. Ain't shit about it funny. I was sardonically responding to:
Needs a funnier punchline :argh!:
-toa,
part irrelevant edit
Ah. Okay.
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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Old fucking joke.
the Holocaust
:cry:
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(http://graphjam.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/song-chart-memes-steal-money.jpg)
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Except they pay it back in the form of schools houses roads and other projects.
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DOES A MAN NOT DESERVE THE SWEAT OF HIS BROW
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DOES A MAN NOT DESERVE THE SWEAT OF HIS BROW
:mittens:
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DOES A MAN NOT DESERVE THE SWEAT OF HIS BROW
Keep your sweat. Just send the money in.
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(http://www.ctrlaltdel-online.com/comics/20070829.jpg)
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(http://www.superpoop.com/042709/texas-secession.jpg)
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(http://i277.photobucket.com/albums/kk61/fnord_photo/090423holocaustcartoon.jpg?t=1240597622)
I love Non Sequiter
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(http://www.credoaction.com/comics/TMW2009-03-11original.jpg)
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(http://www.superpoop.com/042709/texas-secession.jpg)
Yoinked.
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(http://www.toothpastefordinner.com/040809/fiveclosure.gif)
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(http://img257.imageshack.us/img257/8031/180pxfasceslictoriaesvg.png) (http://img257.imageshack.us/my.php?image=180pxfasceslictoriaesvg.png)
sticks: see faggot
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(http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/political-pictures-teabaggers-work-ethic.jpg)
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ouch.
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(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b8/NOP_fascism.jpg)
This is a poster from the far-right National Revival of Poland. It reads "Fascism? We are worse!"
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This is a poster from the far-right National Revival of Poland. It reads "Fascism? We are worse!"
Very bold claim. Anyhow, if you are practically fascist then how can you be worse than fascism? :?
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Well, they are actually fascist, there is no doubt on that score. I mean, Polish supremacists who hold military style marches, hate Jews, gays and anyone to the left of them, recruit from the football hooligan/skinhead crowd and want to put in place a dictatorship with a Fuhrer-like figure at the head.
As for how...its probably better not to think too much about such things.
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I'm finding it not so easy to chalk up to repressed sexuality when it's a current events thing...
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Poland is bugfuck crazy when it comes to religion. The Catholic Church was so big there that even under Communism the priesthood wasn't surpressed, and chaplains still served in the Polish Peoples Republic's armed forces. And we know what Catholics think about sex...only for procreation or priests getting their rocks off with choir boys.
But yeah, its not just sex. Ideology, group psychology, fundamentalism/totalistic world views and cultism are all factors too, as well as the media and memetic environment.
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(http://www.superpoop.com/050509/frowny-face.jpg)
:sad:
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(http://www.superpoop.com/050509/frowny-face.jpg)
:sad:
What the hell?!
OK fess up! who broke The Smiler?
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(http://img397.imageshack.us/img397/1121/jimmycarter.jpg) (http://img397.imageshack.us/my.php?image=jimmycarter.jpg)
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Coincidentally one of the better EX Presidents
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(http://www.superpoop.com/050509/frowny-face.jpg)
:sad:
:lulz:
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(http://img397.imageshack.us/img397/1121/jimmycarter.jpg) (http://img397.imageshack.us/my.php?image=jimmycarter.jpg)
POLK
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What? I fucking love Polk. If anything, Van Buren can go eat a bag of dicks.
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My main gripe with Polk was this: http://www.americaslibrary.gov/cgi-bin/page.cgi/aa/presidents/polk/wilmot_1
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(http://img397.imageshack.us/img397/1121/jimmycarter.jpg) (http://img397.imageshack.us/my.php?image=jimmycarter.jpg)
POLK
Eisenhower. Hate that guy.
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(http://img397.imageshack.us/img397/1121/jimmycarter.jpg) (http://img397.imageshack.us/my.php?image=jimmycarter.jpg)
POLK
Eisenhower. Hate that guy.
wut
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Logan.
Fuck that guy.
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Barack Hussein O
sbama. He is destroying everything that this Christian nation stands for.
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Lex Luthor was a pretty bad President, too.
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I heard he bailed out fourty car companies. That's as many as four tens.
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And that's terrible.
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Eisenhower. Hate that guy.
What did Eisenhower do?
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(http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/political-pictures-republican-leaders-discuss-ideas.jpg)
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(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/REPUB_PARTY.jpg)
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(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/REPUB_PARTY.jpg)
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
that's awesome, Crampon
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just submitted pan's cube qua panchronos to mathematica/wolframA
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120 cell beards bere trimmed in dreams
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YOU FORGOT TO CLOCK IN!
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I thought this was fo free yo! (out.peace!)
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(http://www.yesbutnobutyes.com/abortionrawks.jpg)
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A rare meeting between Putin and Enrico.
(http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/political-pictures-putin-gadaffi-evil-formal.jpg)
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A rare meeting between Putin and Enrico.
(http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/political-pictures-putin-gadaffi-evil-formal.jpg)
:lulz: I likey.
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A rare meeting between Putin and Enrico.
(http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/political-pictures-putin-gadaffi-evil-formal.jpg)
Fucking WIN.
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(http://img194.imageshack.us/img194/2858/roflbothv6d.jpg)
translation added with roflbot for your convenience.
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The obvious answer being "too many".
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(http://www.myconfinedspace.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/reddit-economic-disparity.jpg)
:crankey:
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:crankey:
That's just awfully sad.
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(http://www.myconfinedspace.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/reddit-economic-disparity.jpg)
:crankey:
:asplode:
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:crankey: :argh!:
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(http://www.myconfinedspace.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/reddit-economic-disparity.jpg)
:crankey:
:horrormirth::hi5: :horrormirth:
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THE SYSTEM IS NEVER WRONG.
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(http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/political-pictures-barack-obama-the-obamamobile.jpg)
(http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/political-pictures-becky-fisher-word-christ.jpg)
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(http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/political-pictures-becky-fisher-word-christ.jpg)
SO FUCKING WIN.
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BTW, that's Becky Fisher from Jesus Camp. Scariest movie villain ever! :scared:
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-988817750017426275&ei=_K0eSrzqMoSI-wHs68jQCg&q=jesus+camp&hl=en&dur=3&client=firefox-a
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I remember that documentary. I was scared, then enraged, and then I ran out of both fear and rage and could only laugh.
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i am watching it now i will review as i watch.... first WTF is the WTF WTF and all i have seen is the paramilitary looking bit at the beginning.... o holy salaklamlalalaa speaking in tongues :lulz: OK that stopped being funny fast something very creepy about seeing a young kid doing that... the first thing out of her mouth they (kids) are so usable :argh!: i want to see young kids as radical as they are for Islam laying down there lives for the gospel :x :x :argh!: :argh!:
OK this is getting harder to watch and review the don't make emoticons expressive enough for this..
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OK this is getting harder to watch and review the don't make emoticons expressive enough for this..
This one works for me: :horrormirth:
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this is the creationist TV show the kids are watching it sounds like captain kirk and looks like a big dick maybe god did make the world in 7 days this is pretty convincing :horrormirth:
(http://i277.photobucket.com/albums/kk61/fnord_photo/Capturecreatioist.jpg?t=1243529157)
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!
.....
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWHR!!!
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I totally gotta watch that big dick explains creationism cartoon
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me too .... :lulz: 14.18 in the jesus camp movie "creation adventure" is the closest thing to a title it shows
this looks like it might be it http://www.answersingenesis.org/PublicStore/product/Creation-Adventure-Team-The-A-Jurassic-Ark-Mystery,4733,188.aspx
http://mediacrashers.blogspot.com/2008/09/creation-adventure-team.html :horrormirth:
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cool it stars this guy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfgFZlGEI_k
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Fuck...this Jesus Camp shit is amazing. I remember being brainwashed that badly. All the stuff they are showing, I've been through. Been through and back.
I'm so glad my kids are religiously blind, but not religiously blank. They may not know what you do when you pray, or all the books of the Bible, but they know that there are several (in)valid ways of believing, and each is a personal choice to make not NOT make.
I can't believe this woman actually compares the Bible camps to the AQ suicide bomber camps. LOL Teh LAIL is thick.
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(http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/faith.jpg)
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(http://i44.tinypic.com/ftlr2e.jpg)
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I was reading Calvin & Hobbes years before I even understood 2/3rds of it. Now it seems even better.
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(http://www.superpoop.com/052709/obama-fbi-hat.jpg)
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:lulz:
sweet hats
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(http://www.superpoop.com/052709/obama-fbi-hat.jpg)
lol wut...I've never seen a frown that pronounced...it's like a Nega-frown.
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(http://www.superpoop.com/052709/obama-fbi-hat.jpg)
This is awesome! :lulz:
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A reminder of who was the sexist candidate in the '08 elections:
(http://img241.imageshack.us/img241/9914/johnmccaininterviewonap.jpg)
Check the URL for the name
:fap:
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:lulz:
I had no idea that cigarettes turned you into a leprechaun.
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Meh. He's still a potato head with little hands. But he has nice eyes there.
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(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/taxnspend.jpg)
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(http://www.zerohits.com/vermin/Dentalaw.JPG)
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(http://blogs.laweekly.com/fish/2009/05/31/SONIA.jpg)
(http://blogs.laweekly.com/fish/2009/05/25/RealOne.jpg)
(http://blogs.laweekly.com/fish/2009/05/21/GayFernando.jpg)
(http://blogs.laweekly.com/fish/2009/04/13/AmericanPi.jpg)
(http://blogs.laweekly.com/fish/2009/05/11/TheStandard.jpg)
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(http://www.frozenreality.co.uk/comic/bunny/strips/020609.jpg)
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A classic
(http://img81.imageshack.us/img81/9248/roflbotx6uf.jpg)
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(http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/fuck_grapefruit.png)
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I demand a recount! Bananas are tastier than cherries and pears.
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and tomatoes are the tastiest of them all!!!!! :argh!:(cept pineapple..)
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I love tomatoes! I eat pounds and pounds of them in the summer, right off the vine.
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I concur with the outrage! :argh!:
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http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/fuck_grapefruit.png
surprised no one said anything about the watermelon yet
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It is tastier then what is had but it is difficult
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Not the seedless kind; they're totally easy.
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Well when I get down to the bottom part the juice gets in my beard and it ain't pretty.
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Well when I get down to the bottom part the juice gets in my beard and it ain't pretty.
I don't have a problem with juice getting in my beard.
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Well when I get down to the bottom part the juice gets in my beard and it ain't pretty.
I don't have a problem with juice getting in my beard.
Yeah well not everyone's beard is Scotch-Guarded, okay?!
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i just hate watermelon, which ive been told also means i hate america and freedom!
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I am sad there is no love for ROFL-Mao :sad:
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A classic
(http://img81.imageshack.us/img81/9248/roflbotx6uf.jpg)
wife just saw this....even though i had to explain it to her, she loved it!
i think the lack of Mao-love comes from it being too close the the end of the page. Otherwise I wouldn't have missed it the first time.
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My husband LOL'd at ROFL-Mao.
And I concur about watermelon--its tasty-ness factor is not that high vs. all that they claimed was not as tasty. Esp the pomegranate!
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I am sad there is no love for ROFL-Mao :sad:
I ROFLMAO'ed at it.
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http://www.slate.com/id/2219266?GT1=38001
(Bantu gave us that one from eb&g) I like the Biden-Hillary action. :lulz:
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Mongol Empire checking in.
Just look at 1279. Oh fuck yeah.
(http://img229.imageshack.us/img229/3628/mongolempiremap.gif)
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(http://graphjam.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/song-chart-memes-fear.jpg)
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:fishhook:
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(http://media.fukung.net/images/10199/d3d4025a82ace5964e35ce726ee51d4d.jpg)
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(http://media.fukung.net/images/10199/d3d4025a82ace5964e35ce726ee51d4d.jpg)
:fuckmittens:
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It gets additional points for also including a pun.
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(http://www.thepaincomics.com/Scum%20Belt.jpg)
Just discovered Tim Kreider. Dude's pretty damned good.
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But... I live on Route 40. :x
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December 05, 2007 - "What Else They're Calling Mohammed"
(http://www.thepaincomics.com/What%20Else%20They%27re%20Calling%20Mohammed.jpg)
Artist's Statement:
The morning of this writing (Monday the 3rd) I learned that that British teacher who supposedly insulted Islam by letting her students name a teddy bear Mohammed is being sent home from Sudan rather than imprisoned or flogged. So unless some pious douchebag murders her back in England for afterlife extra credit the story on which this cartoon was based is already over. It was in any event only borderline news, the sort of thing that gets perfunctory notice in the Times but makes the front page of the Post for a couple of days, with some outraged pun for a headline and a photo of a teddy bear in a turban. ("Fark" is a word I just learned this weekend, referring to sensational media stories that are of no importance or possible consequence.) But the vein of comedic potential there was too rich for me to pass up. Plus, I’ve had it with the fuckin’ Muslims. I’ve had it Mohammed and all the violence and misery he’s brought into this world. I know it’s only the idiot fanatics who get all the press while the devout who aren’t calling for anyone’s deaths, just unphotogenically praying or ministering to the poor and sick, go unnoticed, but I’ve just lost patience with the world’s religions. Sorry, but they are Not Helping.
It’s the same old story: "The best lack all conviction, while the worst/ Are full of passionate intensity." We in the west are performing the experiment, for the first time in human history, of living without faith. And we’re a mess. We’re heavily medicated and in therapy, we’re addicted to anything we can get our hands on, fucking everything that moves, buying tons of ugly useless shit no one could possibly need, and making up wonky, jerry-rigged or retrofitted new religions even stupider than the old ones, all in a desperate effort to stop feeling so empty and afraid. I love us. I think we are heroic, even if we’re doomed. We are up against people who suffer no such spiritual malaise: they are flush with clear-eyed certitude, they think they know the mind and will of God, and they are wrong, wrong about absolutely everything. They are ignorant, bigoted, cruel, life-hating assholes. Doubt is no day at the beach, but certitude is more like a day at Dachau. That’s what certitude gets you: the Final Solution, Manifest Destiny, the Great Leap Forward, Jonestown. Evils so enormous it’s hard to believe mere human beings were their agents. We Godless infidels may a bunch of fuckups and addicts and flakes, but we’re better people than they are. If are only alternatives are existential confusion or Assholism, I know which side I’m on.
I await the fatwa.
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(http://www.superpoop.com/061809/where-is-my-vote.jpg)
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(http://www.superpoop.com/060109/the-white-solution.jpg)
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(http://www.superpoop.com/060109/the-white-solution.jpg)
ope
OPE
DOPE
D'OH!
WHARGARBLE!!
:lulz: :lulz:
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(http://www.toothpastefordinner.com/061609/lets-have-a-tea-party.gif)
(http://www.superpoop.com/061509/civics-or-basic-math.jpg)
:horrormirth:
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From Pat "Speak English or Die" Buchannan's recent "conferenece":
(http://thinkprogress.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/buchanan.jpg)
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Cover art for the new Michelle Bachmann comic book:
http://tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com/2009/06/the-bachmann-comic-our-review.php
(http://www.talkingpointsmemo.com/images/docpage-bachmanncomic1.jpg)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVFdAJRVm94
(http://www.theatlantic.com/images/issues/200906u/iranprotests.jpg)
Sorry, needed some humor after all that YouTube surfing on Iranian protests.
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:mittens:
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:mittens:
only be sorry if you dont post more
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(http://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs119.snc1/4868_198552000530_851205530_7457372_8158796_n.jpg)
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(http://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs119.snc1/4868_198552000530_851205530_7457372_8158796_n.jpg)
That is awesome. More personally inspiring than the Tiananmen Square pic.
Source?
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(http://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs119.snc1/4868_198552000530_851205530_7457372_8158796_n.jpg)
That is awesome. More personally inspiring than the Tiananmen Square pic.
Source?
My ass.
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I saw that on myconfinedspace yesterday, and lol'd.
Obvious shopjob. But great photo anyway.
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Bump. Now moved into this forum.
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Hey guys, I'm trying to find the political cartoons thread. Any help where I should look?
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Hey guys, I'm trying to find the political cartoons thread. Any help where I should look?
but
it's right here in this thread?
guys, I'm trying to help LMNO, what should I do?
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Impossible task
Give up while you still have some hope
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Hey guys, I'm trying to find the political cartoons thread. Any help where I should look?
but
it's right here in this thread?
guys, I'm trying to help LMNO, what should I do?
tape the thread to a big rack.
He'll be sure to sniff it out. :lol:
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:lulz: Score one to RWHN.
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:lulz: That's a great win-win situation.
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(http://imgur.com/GbwhK.jpg)
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(http://imgur.com/GbwhK.jpg)
He's a republican?
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(http://www.salon.com/comics/tomo/2009/06/30/tomo/story2.jpg)
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(http://s3.amazonaws.com/twitpic/photos/large/14063797.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=0ZRYP5X5F6FSMBCCSE82&Expires=1246560577&Signature=%2BFGUmmZV59V74AJ50MK1gY00c0U%3D)
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I heard on Bill Maher that ol' Joe left the Republitards...is that true?
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(http://www.superpoop.com/070109/the-vice-presidents-privates.jpg)
(http://www.superpoop.com/063009/phelps-text-message.jpg)
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I heard on Bill Maher that ol' Joe left the Republitards...is that true?
no
someone just told him not to run for government
and I think we all KNOW who told him...
http://blogs.usatoday.com/ondeadline/2009/07/joe-the-plumber-god-told-me-not-to-run-for-office.html
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(http://www.superpoop.com/070109/the-vice-presidents-privates.jpg)
:lulz:
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(http://imgur.com/mTPIA.jpg)
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(http://imgur.com/mTPIA.jpg)
FUCKING WIN. :lulz:
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Yowza! :lulz:
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(http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e338/determinedafterstorm/1z6bd5s.jpg)
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:lulz:
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It's hard to be a republican, these days. Look what I just found on Comcast:
(http://i476.photobucket.com/albums/rr126/TGRR/sanford1.jpg)
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Excellent layout skills there, guys and girls.
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(http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e338/determinedafterstorm/1z6bd5s.jpg)
:mittens:
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(http://img219.imageshack.us/img219/5804/thegayagenda.jpg)
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(http://oolongiv.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/truth_v_lies_cartoon.jpg)
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(http://oolongiv.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/truth_v_lies_cartoon.jpg)
True dat.
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(http://img219.imageshack.us/img219/5804/thegayagenda.jpg)
Yoinked.
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Not altered or photoshopped:
(http://img4.imageshack.us/img4/6111/storyawh.jpg)
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is the frenchman flipping gang signs?
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Not altered or photoshopped:
(http://img4.imageshack.us/img4/6111/storyawh.jpg)
wouldn't you?
it's a nice ass.
you go mr president.
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I already thought he was pretty hot, and that makes him hotter.
YES MR. RED BLOODED AMERICAN MAN!
And I bet Michelle would say "Well, shit yeah, that was hot and I would have looked too"
I bet they bang at least 3 times a week.
I am a huge fan of our President. Not politically; I just want to fuck him.
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There's a video going around trying to explain where he was looking. It isn't very convincing. Honestly, I can't blame him though. And I absolutely love the look on Sarkozy's face. It's fucking priceless.
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There's a video going around trying to explain where he was looking. It isn't very convincing. Honestly, I can't blame him though. And I absolutely love the look on Sarkozy's face. It's fucking priceless.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbnBt76n5DE
It looks like he is turning to look at the steps and helping the girl in the black shirt right behind him in the picture but there is a split second where he does look at the girl in the dress. She's not as hot from the front.
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She's not as hot from the front.
:|
You serious?
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She's not as hot from the front.
:|
You serious?
Butterface.
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(http://img.timeinc.net//time/cartoons/20090710/cartoons_01.jpg)
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Not altered or photoshopped:
(http://img4.imageshack.us/img4/6111/storyawh.jpg)
It is, however, taken totally out of context.
Also, I think that girl is like 15 years old.
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Yeah, I read somewhere she was 16. And I think she is the daughter or someother kind of relative of that bearded guy. They're from Brazil.
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Yeah, I read somewhere she was 16. And I think she is the daughter or someother kind of relative of that bearded guy. They're from Brazil.
I think that explains it quite satisfactorily.
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(http://www.faithmouse.com/palin_pancakes_tall_stack.jpg)
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If it weren't for the glasses, it would be Leona Helmsley
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The age was actually 17, for anyone wondering.
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(http://www.superpoop.com/070809/atlas-shrugged.jpg)
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(http://www.superpoop.com/070809/atlas-shrugged.jpg)
YES!!!...saw this on reddit a week or two ago, been looking for it since. Got a friend who's a HUGE rand fan, and i always give her hell about it.
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There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year old's life: The Lord of the Rings and Atlas Shrugged. One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world. The other, of course, involves orcs. -Kung Fu Monkey
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The age was actually 17, for anyone wondering.
Slightly less disturbing then.
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http://www.superpoop.com/070809/atlas-shrugged.jpg
YES!!!...saw this on reddit a week or two ago, been looking for it since. Got a friend who's a HUGE rand fan, and i always give her hell about it.
It was originally done by http://www.superpoop.com Funny site.
There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year old's life: The Lord of the Rings and Atlas Shrugged. One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world. The other, of course, involves orcs. -Kung Fu Monkey
Mother-fucking yoinked!
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Superpoop rulez. That is all.
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Superpoop rulez. That is all.
last night i went through the ENTIRE SITE LMAO
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(http://graphjam.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/song-chart-memes-journalism-school.jpg?w=497&h=320)
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Superpoop rulez. That is all.
last night i went through the ENTIRE SITE LMAO
It's entirely hard not to. :D
Also: republicans-protesting-hard
(http://www.superpoop.com/071509/republicans-protesting-hard.jpg)
...proving Cain right again...Americans suck dick at protesting.
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Not altered or photoshopped:
(http://img4.imageshack.us/img4/6111/storyawh.jpg)
And then there's THIS (dun dun dah DUNNNN!)
(http://www.superpoop.com/071309/obama-ogling-incident.jpg)
:lulz:
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:vom::1fap:
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(http://totallylookslike.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/128928857994436645.jpg)
Everything makes sense now.
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(http://cloudfront.mediamatters.org/static/images/item/live-20090727.jpg)
When you see it, you'll shit brix.
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no FUCKING way!
That's got to be the beginning of a whole new ERA of stupid.
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Seems pretty normal for Fox News.
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(http://cloudfront.mediamatters.org/static/images/item/live-20090727.jpg)
When you see it, you'll shit brix.
I actually went cross-eyed for a second and my bowels loosened. Thanks a lot, Iason.
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I laughed my ass clean off.
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEE!!
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(http://cloudfront.mediamatters.org/static/images/item/live-20090727.jpg)
When you see it, you'll shit brix.
I actually went cross-eyed for a second and my bowels loosened. Thanks a lot, Iason.
That really explains the US withdrawal plans from Iraq..
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That has to be shopped. Please tell me it's shopped.
Also:
OSHIT!!
(http://totallylookslike.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/128928857994436645.jpg)
Everything makes sense now.
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That has to be shopped. Please tell me it's shopped.
Sadly, no. It is very real: http://mediamatters.org/blog/200907270040
So is this:
(http://www.rightwingwatch.org/sites/default/files/NRO%20Cover%20II.jpg)
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(http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/comixed-barack-obama-trouble.jpg?w=400&h=2203)
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(http://cloudfront.mediamatters.org/static/images/item/live-20090727.jpg)
When you see it, you'll shit brix.
I LOVE THIS DECADE! :lulz:
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(http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/comixed-barack-obama-trouble.jpg?w=400&h=2203)
i like this guy
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(http://jamiedubs.com/fuckflickr/data/advice-dog/advicedog6.jpg)
:lulz: http://jamiedubs.com/fuckflickr/serious%20business/
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(http://www.superpoop.com/080509/bill-clinton-in-north-korea.jpg)
(http://www.superpoop.com/080309/health-care-thing.jpg)
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(http://www.toothpastefordinner.com/080609/cat-fox-news-on-liberals.gif)
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(http://wigu.com/dump/nhprotest.jpg)
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:lulz:
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:lulz:
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I love how "Just give us the same health plan as Congress" and "Abolish Federal Government" are at the same protest.
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Protip: the confederate flag t-shirt gives you away you racist fuckwit.
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I have an asshole ex-friend that would gladly hold up that "Abolish the Federal Government" sign. He also recently told me that Obama isn't black. If anyone wants to troll him on Twitter just let me know.
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Notice how there is a sign saying "Abolish the Federal Government" AND a sign that says "We the people ARE the government"
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Protip: the confederate flag t-shirt gives you away you racist fuckwit.
maybe i'm opening a can of worms here, but "confederate flag = racism" seems a bit extreme.
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Protip: the confederate flag t-shirt gives you away you racist fuckwit.
maybe i'm opening a can of worms here, but "confederate flag = racism" seems a bit extreme.
Possibly, but 99.9% of people who wear confederate flag t shirts, or have a confederate flag on their car, are racist fuckwits.
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more likly they are ignorant hillbilly fuck wits,
many of which have some degree of racism,
there is a big difference between getting drunk and making stoopid racist jokes with your hillbilly friends and wearing a white hood at a lynching... most are the dumb ignorant shoot there mouths off where its safe to type racist, and very few are the act on it type,
many who sport the flag think it means southern pride and deny it has a racial meaning at all...
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Protip: the confederate flag t-shirt gives you away you racist fuckwit.
maybe i'm opening a can of worms here, but "confederate flag = racism" seems a bit extreme.
Would you wear a shirt with a confederate flag? Afterall, state's rights does limit the power of government.
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many who sport the flag think it means southern pride and deny it has a racial meaning at all...
Because its not acceptable to admit that you're racist anymore. It really means 'states rights' now, but states rights started got twisted to mean racist asshatery, under the theory that state rights=no Brown v. Board of Education, no federal government interfering with local cops beating up black voters etc.
Some of the younger crowd in the south may have swallowed the bullshit, but in general not so much.
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Possibly, but 99.9% of people who wear confederate flag t shirts, or have a confederate flag on their car, are racist fuckwits.
Exhibit A:
(http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2009/1/30/1233319852559/Gallery-Dukes-of-Hazzard--001.jpg)
Exhibit B:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8hPo6mYnks
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Those aren't t-shirts! :argh!:
Though, thanks for raising my opinion of humanity a tiny bit higher
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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/08/17/the-funniest-signs-from-t_n_260838.html
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(http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/3533/79517314.png)
Yes!
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(http://www.comixed.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/128938828849146716.jpg)
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(http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/political-pictures-protester-help-neighborj.jpg?w=500&h=340)
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The latest meme to hit american politics - comparing your opponent to furniture
(http://www.myconfinedspace.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/Typical-american-political-debate.jpg)
(http://www.myconfinedspace.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/You-are-a-dining-room-table-your-argument-is-invalid.jpg)
a reference to
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYlZiWK2Iy8
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:mittens: LOVE THAT
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(http://i843.photobucket.com/albums/zz351/Zombie2008_2009/fromRAC_GOVImage2.jpg)
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yoinked.
also,
awesomest.
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Tell that to the kid that shoots his brother with Dad's gun.
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While I have little problem with firearm ownership, I don't see what it has to do with 9/11.
Unless they are now allowing American citizens to buy SAMs.
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While I have little problem with firearm ownership, I don't see what it has to do with 9/11.
Unless they are now allowing American citizens to buy SAMs.
This.
9/11 + gun control = :?
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WHY WONT BUSH LET EVERY AMERICAN OWN AN AIRPLANE FULL OF JIHADIST TERRORISTS?
ITS ALLOWED UNDER THE CONSTITUTION AND THE RIGHT TO BEAR ARMS, YOU TYRANT!
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(http://i843.photobucket.com/albums/zz351/Zombie2008_2009/duhImage1.jpg)
I don't think the 2nd Amendment said anything about 747s.
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Tell that to the kid that shoots his brother with Dad's gun.
The failure of one dumbass to properly secure his firearms has no bearing on my right to own a firearm. In short, my right to own a firearm trumps the little bastard's safety.
Sorry about that.
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While I have little problem with firearm ownership, I don't see what it has to do with 9/11.
Unless they are now allowing American citizens to buy SAMs.
This.
9/11 + gun control = :?
I think the argument is that if you allow people to carry guns on a plane, the hijackers would have been killed.
Mind you, there would have been about 500 holes in the plane, probably the pilots would have caught a few, and even if they didn't, most of the passengers would have been killed in the world's largest "Polish firing squad"...
...but there's probably a downside.
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Tell that to the kid that shoots his brother with Dad's gun.
The failure of one dumbass to properly secure his firearms has no bearing on my right to own a firearm. In short, my right to own a firearm trumps the little bastard's safety.
Sorry about that.
I'm not arguing the 2nd amendment; I'm arguing the statement, "Disarming innocent people does not protect innocent people."
I maintain that if an innocent person (a child) is not armed, they cannot accidentally shoot another innocent person (another child).
LMNO
-Pedant.
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While I have little problem with firearm ownership, I don't see what it has to do with 9/11.
Unless they are now allowing American citizens to buy SAMs.
This.
9/11 + gun control = :?
I think the argument is that if you allow people to carry guns on a plane, the hijackers would have been killed.
Mind you, there would have been about 500 holes in the plane, probably the pilots would have caught a few, and even if they didn't, most of the passengers would have been killed in the world's largest "Polish firing squad"...
...but there's probably a downside.
You see, I thought that may be the case, that someone was suggesting handguns on a plane could stop it being hijacked, without it being thought through.
I also thought that if you had 4 hijackers and the element of surprise, you could also probably kill enough people to keep the rest in submission, so long as no-one accidentally mentioned the whole "suicide mission" thing, since they could also presumably carry guns onto the plane. As I recall, the passengers only fought back against the hijackers once they found out other hijacked planes had been crashed into the Pentagon and WTC, otherwise they thought they were in for a terrifying 48 hours, then commandos storming the plane and doing the dirty.
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(http://i843.photobucket.com/albums/zz351/Zombie2008_2009/duhImage1.jpg)
I don't think the 2nd Amendment said anything about 747s.
YOU CAN PRY THAT PLANE FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS
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While I have little problem with firearm ownership, I don't see what it has to do with 9/11.
Unless they are now allowing American citizens to buy SAMs.
This.
9/11 + gun control = :?
I think the argument is that if you allow people to carry guns on a plane, the hijackers would have been killed.
Mind you, there would have been about 500 holes in the plane, probably the pilots would have caught a few, and even if they didn't, most of the passengers would have been killed in the world's largest "Polish firing squad"...
...but there's probably a downside.
You see, I thought that may be the case, that someone was suggesting handguns on a plane could stop it being hijacked, without it being thought through.
I also thought that if you had 4 hijackers and the element of surprise, you could also probably kill enough people to keep the rest in submission, so long as no-one accidentally mentioned the whole "suicide mission" thing, since they could also presumably carry guns onto the plane. As I recall, the passengers only fought back against the hijackers once they found out other hijacked planes had been crashed into the Pentagon and WTC, otherwise they thought they were in for a terrifying 48 hours, then commandos storming the plane and doing the dirty.
Could you also imagine pairing up the myriad "Air Rage" stories with "...and they had a gun..."?
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Tell that to the kid that shoots his brother with Dad's gun.
The failure of one dumbass to properly secure his firearms has no bearing on my right to own a firearm. In short, my right to own a firearm trumps the little bastard's safety.
Sorry about that.
I'm not arguing the 2nd amendment; I'm arguing the statement, "Disarming innocent people does not protect innocent people."
I maintain that if an innocent person (a child) is not armed, they cannot accidentally shoot another innocent person (another child).
LMNO
-Pedant.
Quite right. The second amendment has nothing to do with safety or protection.
It has to do with killing tyrants. Only this, and nothing more.
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While I have little problem with firearm ownership, I don't see what it has to do with 9/11.
Unless they are now allowing American citizens to buy SAMs.
This.
9/11 + gun control = :?
I think the argument is that if you allow people to carry guns on a plane, the hijackers would have been killed.
Mind you, there would have been about 500 holes in the plane, probably the pilots would have caught a few, and even if they didn't, most of the passengers would have been killed in the world's largest "Polish firing squad"...
...but there's probably a downside.
You see, I thought that may be the case, that someone was suggesting handguns on a plane could stop it being hijacked, without it being thought through.
I also thought that if you had 4 hijackers and the element of surprise, you could also probably kill enough people to keep the rest in submission, so long as no-one accidentally mentioned the whole "suicide mission" thing, since they could also presumably carry guns onto the plane. As I recall, the passengers only fought back against the hijackers once they found out other hijacked planes had been crashed into the Pentagon and WTC, otherwise they thought they were in for a terrifying 48 hours, then commandos storming the plane and doing the dirty.
Could you also imagine pairing up the myriad "Air Rage" stories with "...and they had a gun..."?
:)
Yes.
:)
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Wait a second-- I thought the 2nd amendment was about defending us from the Zombie Apocalypse?
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Wait a second-- I thought the 2nd amendment was about defending us from the Zombie Apocalypse?
No. Your safety is not a constitutional concern.
Also, we've had zombies for 64 years, and it hasn't hurt us a bit.
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No. Your safety is not a constitutional concern.
ABOLISH THE FDA!
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:jihaad:
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No. Your safety is not a constitutional concern.
ABOLISH THE FDA!
\
:jihaad:
Why? That's constitutionally permissable, via articles I & II. And it has nothing to do with safety...it has to do with regulation of trade.
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While I have little problem with firearm ownership, I don't see what it has to do with 9/11.
Unless they are now allowing American citizens to buy SAMs.
This.
9/11 + gun control = :?
I think the argument is that if you allow people to carry guns on a plane, the hijackers would have been killed.
Mind you, there would have been about 500 holes in the plane, probably the pilots would have caught a few, and even if they didn't, most of the passengers would have been killed in the world's largest "Polish firing squad"...
...but there's probably a downside.
You see, I thought that may be the case, that someone was suggesting handguns on a plane could stop it being hijacked, without it being thought through.
I also thought that if you had 4 hijackers and the element of surprise, you could also probably kill enough people to keep the rest in submission, so long as no-one accidentally mentioned the whole "suicide mission" thing, since they could also presumably carry guns onto the plane. As I recall, the passengers only fought back against the hijackers once they found out other hijacked planes had been crashed into the Pentagon and WTC, otherwise they thought they were in for a terrifying 48 hours, then commandos storming the plane and doing the dirty.
Could you also imagine pairing up the myriad "Air Rage" stories with "...and they had a gun..."?
Not only that, I also imagined pairing up "shooting suspected terrorists" with "after several drinks while travelling in first class".
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(http://img9.imageshack.us/img9/1291/20061013realism.jpg)
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Tell that to the kid that shoots his brother with Dad's gun.
That's a problem in parenting, not firearms. Problem one being that they didn't keep the damn thing locked away. Problem two being they most likely didn't teach their child anything about it. Pretending it isn't there just leaves them ignorant and curious. Teaching them to respect and understand the purpose of the firearm would shed some light and the kid would likely be a bit better off. Of course, there are circumstances dealing with age, possible mental issues, etc where this method just wouldn't work(/yet) in which case we go right back to, "Why didn't the dumbfuck lock it away?!".
On a separate note: I just kind of ignore the 9/11 part....The initial message is true and amusing.
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Tell that to the kid that shoots his brother with Dad's gun.
That's a problem in parenting, not firearms. Problem one being that they didn't keep the damn thing locked away. Problem two being they most likely didn't teach their child anything about it. Pretending it isn't there just leaves them ignorant and curious. Teaching them to respect and understand the purpose of the firearm would shed some light and the kid would likely be a bit better off. Of course, there are circumstances dealing with age, possible mental issues, etc where this method just wouldn't work(/yet) in which case we go right back to, "Why didn't the dumbfuck lock it away?!".
On a separate note: I just kind of ignore the 9/11 part....The initial message is true and amusing.
Again, all I'm arguing is the statement, not the philosophy/rights of gun ownership.
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I don't think they mean children when they say innocent people in this case.
Because children shouldn't have firearms.
I think they mean innocent adults who own firearms and don't mean anyone any harm.
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Please note how I signed that post up there.
"Pedant".
I stand by my assertion.
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I think they mean innocent adults who own firearms and don't mean anyone any harm.
Well, that leaves me out. :argh!:
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:lulz: you and me both, pal
C'mon LMNO, I'm just bustin yer balls :wink:
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Personally, I'd rather have you be doing something else with my balls.
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Personally, I'd rather have you be doing something else with my balls.
Good luck with that. Everyone knows you're from Boston, and thus guaranteed to be stuffed full of horrible 3rd world diseases.
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True, but Squid is from Florida, so they sort of cancel each other out.
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True, but Squid is from Florida, so they sort of cancel each other out.
No, Florida has Dumb, not disease. Dumb is genetic AND contagious.
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(http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/1267/20070204jeeperscreepers.jpg)
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Personally, I'd rather have you be doing something else with my balls.
Ba-da-bing--Eeeeeeeeeeeeey!
True, but Squid is from Florida, so they sort of cancel each other out.
Now that's comedy
No, Florida has Dumb, not disease. Dumb is genetic AND contagious.
:aww: Oh.my.god. Help me. Get me out of here.
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:aww: Oh.my.god. Help me. Get me out of here.
You're probably infected already. No, you better stay in the quarantine zone.
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:aww: Oh.my.god. Help me. Get me out of here.
You're probably infected already. No, you better stay in the quarantine zone.
(http://www.idleidiots.com/zach/NOOOOOOOO.bmp)
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(http://timsellers.net/pics/DailyMailFrontPage.gif)
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(http://timsellers.net/pics/DailyMailFrontPage.gif)
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
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(http://www.superpoop.com/082709/health-insurance-industry.jpg)
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:lulz:
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:lulz: on the last 10 or so posts!
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(http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/political-pictures-american-soldier-ipod-party.jpg?w=500&h=344)
(http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/political-pictures-bush-putin-hogwarts-tryouts.jpg?w=450&h=456)
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(http://www.superpoop.com/082709/health-insurance-industry.jpg)
I laughed so fucking hard I got dizzy. :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
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Superpoop kicks ass. I can't think why I don't read it more often.
Edit: I mean, who couldn't love this?
(http://www.superpoop.com/082409/when-putin-says-tusks-you-say-da.jpg)
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I almost posted that one. The terrorist one is pretty lulzy, too.
(http://www.superpoop.com/081909/secret-american-leader-of-al-qaeda.jpg)
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(http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/4151/roflbotnehupd3.jpg)
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:lulz:
and
(http://www.toothpastefordinner.com/082809/coffee-vs-my-president.gif)
"coffee vs. my president"
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(http://web.me.com/tcriptide/ANGRY_TOWN_HALL/Mission_Statement_files/angrytownhall%20manifesto%20j2.jpg)
(http://web.me.com/tcriptide/ANGRY_TOWN_HALL/Mission_Statement_files/spraytruck%20j%20yes.jpg)
(http://web.me.com/tcriptide/ANGRY_TOWN_HALL/Welcome_files/shapeimage_9.png)
From this site: http://angrytownhall.com/ :lulz:
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:lulz: zomg...memefaptastic
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Don't wanna get flamed, but i am definitely against any bill that has not been properly read and examined by the people elected to do that job. If the folks in the Senate don't want to do that job then someone whould be found who want a shot at it.
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Don't wanna get flamed, but i am definitely against any bill that has not been properly read and examined by the people elected to do that job. If the folks in the Senate don't want to do that job then someone whould be found who want a shot at it.
i have one word for you, seeing as your only on 2 posts.
satire, you spag.
:facepalm:
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Don't wanna get flamed, but i am definitely against any bill that has not been properly read and examined by the people elected to do that job. If the folks in the Senate don't want to do that job then someone should be found who want a shot at it.
Awe. Hi there.
Here's a kitten for trying and I fixed your typo for you :)
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/85/282643649_15d4108d95.jpg)
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Wonkette editors discuss the (now legendary) Roger Cohen article on torture:
(http://img199.imageshack.us/img199/5972/rcohentalk1.jpg)
(http://img199.imageshack.us/img199/5580/rcohenchat21.jpg)
(http://img199.imageshack.us/img199/6547/rcohenchat3.jpg)
(http://img199.imageshack.us/img199/8760/rcohenchat4.jpg)
(http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/9869/rcohenchat5.jpg)
(http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/1604/rcohenchat6.jpg)
(http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/8514/rcohenchat7.jpg)
http://wonkette.com/410833/richard-cohens-column-today-does-not-deserve-a-formal-response-with-proper-grammar-and-punctuation-soo
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ISHMAEL WANTS TO BOMB ME RELIGIOUSLY!!!
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(http://web.me.com/tcriptide/ANGRY_TOWN_HALL/Mission_Statement_files/angrytownhall%20manifesto%20j2.jpg)
(http://web.me.com/tcriptide/ANGRY_TOWN_HALL/Mission_Statement_files/spraytruck%20j%20yes.jpg)
(http://web.me.com/tcriptide/ANGRY_TOWN_HALL/Welcome_files/shapeimage_9.png)
From this site: http://angrytownhall.com/ :lulz:
oh fucking :mittens:
it's like the flying spaghetti monster wants to join the townhall riot movement
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(http://i29.tinypic.com/ojht81.gif)
:horrormirth: :horrormirth: :horrormirth:
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:horrormirth: :horrormirth: :horrormirth: :horrormirth:
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"Evidence based world ... something called rationalism ... "
EMPIRICISM != RATIONALISM
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"Evidence based world ... something called rationalism ... "
EMPIRICISM != RATIONALISM
I'm gonna call it part of the joke. Probably not intentional, but makes it funnier.
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Shout-outs are serious business in Uzbekistan - enough so for the government to give out details about them:
(http://img4.imageshack.us/img4/864/shoutout.jpg)
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(http://wagist.com/images/political/education.jpg)
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Am I the only one who sometimes cannot understand what the hell Michael Ramirez is trying to say
(http://www.ibdeditorial.com/IMAGES/CARTOONS/toon090209.gif)
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congressional health care vs the new public health care being proposed (good enough for us not for gov employees)
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Thanks
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"Evidence based world ... something called rationalism ... "
EMPIRICISM != RATIONALISM
He's probably talking about critical rationalism, which has a strong empiricist basis. I'm guessing. Pure rationalism really doesn't even work in that context.
Also, Doonesbury? I had no idea Trudeau was even still alive!
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http://wonkette.com/411000/a-childrens-treasury-of-nancy-pelosi-animated-gifs
Exactly as the URL suggests. Do with them as you will
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(http://www.toothpastefordinner.com/090809/republican-sign-rhetoric.gif)
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(http://www.superpoop.com/091009/what-would-reagan-do.jpg)
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superpoop has something against libertarians lately:
(http://www.superpoop.com/090709/the-backhoe-problem.jpg)
(http://www.superpoop.com/090909/who-is-john-galt.jpg)
...
and sorry, I couldn't resist this one either
(http://www.superpoop.com/090809/calm-your-nerves.jpg)
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAPOOOOMP!
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From Connecticut's House of Representatives:
(http://www.courant.com/media/photo/2009-08/48988332.jpg)
House Minority Leader Lawrence F. Cafero Jr., R-Norwalk, far right, speaks while colleagues play solitaire on their computers as the House convenes to vote on a new budget for the fiscal year in the Capitol, in Hartford, Conn., Monday, Aug., 31, 2009.
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Its OK - those laptops were probably "gifts" from Russian and Chinese spies anyway
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Its OK - those laptops were probably "gifts" from Russian and Chinese spies anyway
:lulz:
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So I flip over to the Editorials today and this is what I see
(http://www.ibdeditorial.com/IMAGES/CARTOONS/toon01090909.gif)
:facepalm:
I'm not one who is easily offended but...
for fuck's sake Ramirez
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I'm not sure I get it.
I mean, I get the 9/11 symbology, which is another hilarious example of hypocrisy from the American right surrounding the whole thing, but how does Van Jones symbolise a plane?
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I sincerely hope this wasn't designed by an astro turf organisation:
(http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/1065/racistteaparty.jpg)
I mean, seriously. Puns don't really work well when the word you are riffing off is replaced by a picture. It means you have to shift between visual and linguistic thinking, which ruins the impact.
Also, it's kinda crap.
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I sincerely hope this wasn't designed by an astro turf organisation:
(http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/1065/racistteaparty.jpg)
I mean, seriously. Puns don't really work well when the word you are riffing off is replaced by a picture. It means you have to shift between visual and linguistic thinking, which ruins the impact.
Also, it's kinda crap.
Given how stupid the sign is and given how stupid the woman looks my guess is that she made the sign herself and didn't plan it out properly. She forgot to include the word 'lion' until someone pointed out the error and thus she stuck on the picture at the 11th hour....so as not to look stupid of course.
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That's just awful.
If she was my grandma I'd smack her on the back of the head and make her false teeth fly out of her mouth and yell "Do better than that!"
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That's just awful.
If she was my grandma I'd smack her on the back of the head and make her false teeth fly out of her mouth and yell "Do better than that!"
Yes, we have STANDARDS for bigots in our family, too.
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(http://imgur.com/Qdg6w.png)
Someone created that and put it on Reddit.
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:lulz:
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That's just awful.
If she was my grandma I'd smack her on the back of the head and make her false teeth fly out of her mouth and yell "Do better than that!"
Yes, we have STANDARDS for bigots in our family, too.
:lulz:
:mittens:
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(http://imgur.com/Qdg6w.png)
Someone created that and put it on Reddit.
:mittens:
That is awesome on so many levels.
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Good job, Swedish Secret Service.
(http://img515.imageshack.us/img515/1778/wtfyt.png)
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Well, to be fair, they are Swedish. Its not like there are going to be negative consequences if they fuck up.
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I sincerely hope this wasn't designed by an astro turf organisation:
(http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/1065/racistteaparty.jpg)
I mean, seriously. Puns don't really work well when the word you are riffing off is replaced by a picture. It means you have to shift between visual and linguistic thinking, which ruins the impact.
Also, it's kinda crap.
Yes, that sign definitely warrants a:
(http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a29/RWHN/rwhnsealdisapprovalxu2.jpg)
That's no way to mangle and abuse a poor, innocent pun.
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(http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/3180/atlasp.jpg)
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:lulz: :horrormirth: :lulz: :horrormirth: :lulz:
Fucking sign construction skills are lacking a little.
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Why do people who read Atlas Shrugged feel the need to tell everybody about it?
Wait, nevermind, I think I answered my own question there.
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(http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/3180/atlasp.jpg)
Actually, I would love it if this happened. What could possibly be funnier than millions of housewives suddenly becoming ill-informed libertarians?? :lulz:
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I wonder if the woman realizes that putting a $ instead of an S is meant to be derogatory...
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(http://i127.photobucket.com/albums/p135/Idem_bucket/1252862666243.jpg)
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A couple of treasure troves of photos from the 912 rally:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/42406957@N04/
http://www.talkingpointsmemo.com/gallery/2009/09/hearses-nazi-dogs-and-crucified-liberty-scenes-from-the-912-march.php?img=1
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:lulz:
So much LAIL
Also, I love the guy carry around a picture of george washington saying WTF
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http://www.nobodyforpresident.org/
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(http://www.toothpastefordinner.com/091209/the-economy-improves.gif)
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(http://i127.photobucket.com/albums/p135/Idem_bucket/1252862666243.jpg)
I've never seen this before, but I used a similar gag during the run-up to the presedential election.
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Saleh Ali Saleh Nabhan
(http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/46378000/jpg/_46378736_nabafp.jpg)
Looks hilariously similar to my high school PE coach:
(http://www.asms.net/departments/athletics/jlugo.jpg)
(He looks a bit more like him in person, since he's either lost weight since this picture, or he just looks bigger from that angle)
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(http://www.brucewiseman.net/images/stories/goldman%20sachs%20chart.jpg)
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Woah--that's a work of art.
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(http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1305/3352527625_6b3114ab11_o.jpg)
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(http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1305/3352527625_6b3114ab11_o.jpg)
:lulz:
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:lulz: Yoinked.
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(http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1305/3352527625_6b3114ab11_o.jpg)
:lulz: :lulz:
Millions of people want Palin to run for President in 2012... and almost all of them are Democrats.
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(http://www.inquisitr.com/wp-content/gay-funny.jpg)
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(http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/locke_and_demosthenes.png)
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(http://www.inquisitr.com/wp-content/gay-funny.jpg)
oh SNAP!
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(http://www.inquisitr.com/wp-content/gay-funny.jpg)
Today, I finally told my fiance about the crippling sexual abuse I suffered through as a child. He immediately broke off the wedding. His reason? He can't marry someone who isn't 'pure'. FML
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(http://www.inquisitr.com/wp-content/gay-funny.jpg)
Today, I finally told my fiance about the crippling sexual abuse I suffered through as a child. He immediately broke off the wedding. His reason? He can't marry someone who isn't 'pure'. FML
She can consider that a bullet dodged. Imagine if she's married that asshole...
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(http://www.inquisitr.com/wp-content/gay-funny.jpg)
http://www.firstcoastnews.com/news/strange/news-article.aspx?storyid=144872&catid=82
SACRAMENTO, CA -- A Sacramento man has begun a grassroots campaign to ban divorce in California.
John Marcotte, 37, has taken the first steps in the initiative process to qualify the 2010 California Marriage Protection Act for a statewide vote sometime next year.
Marcotte said he was inspired by last year's voter-approved ban on gay marriage.
"It's actually what I think is a logical extension of Prop 8, which was the California Marriage Protection Act. (My initiative) would protect traditional marriages by banning divorce," he explained.
rest of lail-infested news in article
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(http://www.inquisitr.com/wp-content/gay-funny.jpg)
http://www.firstcoastnews.com/news/strange/news-article.aspx?storyid=144872&catid=82
SACRAMENTO, CA -- A Sacramento man has begun a grassroots campaign to ban divorce in California.
John Marcotte, 37, has taken the first steps in the initiative process to qualify the 2010 California Marriage Protection Act for a statewide vote sometime next year.
Marcotte said he was inspired by last year's voter-approved ban on gay marriage.
"It's actually what I think is a logical extension of Prop 8, which was the California Marriage Protection Act. (My initiative) would protect traditional marriages by banning divorce," he explained.
rest of lail-infested news in article
:lulz: That's great!
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So, yeah, if the right wingnuts have any further say in marriage, only virgins will marry and then they can never divorce.
Time to devirginize the populace, I think.
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So, yeah, if the right wingnuts have any further say in marriage, only virgins will marry and then they can never divorce.
Time to devirginize the populace, I think.
:lulz:
Sir Remington III,
On it.
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So, yeah, if the right wingnuts have any further say in marriage, only virgins will marry and then they can never divorce.
Time to devirginize the populace, I think.
I can see it now.
"Today, President Obama announced the appointment of a new Czar. Ronald Jeremy will take on the position at the head of the Office of Population Devirgination. Mr. Jeremy comes to the position with lots of experience..."
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So, yeah, if the right wingnuts have any further say in marriage, only virgins will marry and then they can never divorce.
Time to devirginize the populace, I think.
I can see it now.
"Today, President Obama announced the appointment of a new Czar. Ronald Jeremy will take on the position at the head of the Office of Population Devirgination. Mr. Jeremy comes to the position with lots of experience..."
:lulz: Fux News would have a field day. And sales of Ron Jeremy's pr0n would skyrocket into oblivion the day the news broke.
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(http://www.bartcop.com/white-trash-909.gif)
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(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a95/discordman/bin/DownwithThisSortofThing-499x334.jpg)
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heh, that reminds me of
(http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/3/31/Protest_Bod.jpg)
from http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Down_with_this_sort_of_thing!
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YEAH MOTHERFUCKERS
THIS SORT OF THING HAS BEEN GOING ON FOR TOO LONG
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I am TOTALLY down with this sort of thing.
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This sort of thing is so 1970 compared to THAT sort of thing.
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I can relate...
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Supporters of this sort of thing will soon know the wrath of an angry God.
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Supporters of this sort of thing will soon know the wrath of an angry God.
TOO LATE
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(http://i127.photobucket.com/albums/p135/Idem_bucket/imaletyoufinish.jpg)
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(http://i127.photobucket.com/albums/p135/Idem_bucket/imaletyoufinish.jpg)
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
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:lulz: :lulz:
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:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
it just NEVER gets OLD
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:lulz: Nope, it doesn't.
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(http://www.toothpastefordinner.com/092409/laughter-the-best-medicine.gif)
(http://www.marriedtothesea.com/092409/beat-the-recession.gif)
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HORRORMIRTH :horrormirth:
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(http://www.asofterworld.com/clean/OJ.jpg)
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(http://www.toothpastefordinner.com/092409/laughter-the-best-medicine.gif)
(http://www.marriedtothesea.com/092409/beat-the-recession.gif)
Best part is it's not even Kinkos anymore. It's FedEx Office.
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(http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/political-pictures-photographers-real-news.jpg)
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(http://www.bartcop.com/hc-GOP-plan.jpg)
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I found this elsewhere on the net
didn't one of us make this? Vex?
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/where-do-you-stand-on-the-important.jpg)
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I need a way to post that around campus without getting caught.
And an inside man who will put approval stamps on them so they can't be taken down. :lulz:
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Decimals are important, people.
(http://imgur.com/Prk56.jpg)
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I need a way to post that around campus without getting caught.
And an inside man who will put approval stamps on them so they can't be taken down. :lulz:
scanner + colour printer. you won't be able to tell the difference from a few feet.
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This picture, while nothing especially amazing, sums up the current state of world affairs, I'd like to believe:
(http://img195.imageshack.us/img195/7823/nybattlepig.jpg)
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I need a way to post that around campus without getting caught.
And an inside man who will put approval stamps on them so they can't be taken down. :lulz:
scanner + colour printer. you won't be able to tell the difference from a few feet.
I got mine to be actually indistinguishable, even after using The GIMP to change the dates.
True Fact: My uni switched from a B&W approval stamp to a 2-color stamp and required that every poster be approved individually (rather than getting a poster approved and then photocopying it) explicitly because of the activities of the University of Dayton of Chaos Brigade.
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While that is a glorious achievement of this Chaos Brigade, does it matter that they changed the stamps?
Maybe I'm assessing the situation wrong, but I imagine your campus is rather big and there are designated good spots for postering all over the place. To distinguish a scanned stamp from the real thing is going to take examination from no more than 1 or 2 ft distance. Is some janitor / facility management person really going to check all the poster spots from up close to determine whether the stamps are real? Really?
I say this Chaos Brigade should not stop before the Mgt decides it is necessary to use specifically UV waterproofed paper for posters to determine authenticity. :lol:
No but seriously, the only thing I can imagine is that this Mgt may spot one fake stamp on a certain location and can then continue to quickly remove all posters that look exactly the same without close inspection. In which case, you should most definitely abuse the fuck out of that piece of security theater by colour scanning + printing some posters of boring shit you don't like and make their reproduced stamps look just a bit more fake than they should, and hopefully prompting the Mgt into carelessly removing all of the boring posters even if they have authentic stamps.
Do campus organisations also get sanctioned if they put up unstamped posters? Because, you know, more fun can be had.
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While that is a glorious achievement of this Chaos Brigade, does it matter that they changed the stamps?
Maybe I'm assessing the situation wrong, but I imagine your campus is rather big and there are designated good spots for postering all over the place. To distinguish a scanned stamp from the real thing is going to take examination from no more than 1 or 2 ft distance. Is some janitor / facility management person really going to check all the poster spots from up close to determine whether the stamps are real? Really?
I say this Chaos Brigade should not stop before the Mgt decides it is necessary to use specifically UV waterproofed paper for posters to determine authenticity. :lol:
No but seriously, the only thing I can imagine is that this Mgt may spot one fake stamp on a certain location and can then continue to quickly remove all posters that look exactly the same without close inspection. In which case, you should most definitely abuse the fuck out of that piece of security theater by colour scanning + printing some posters of boring shit you don't like and make their reproduced stamps look just a bit more fake than they should, and hopefully prompting the Mgt into carelessly removing all of the boring posters even if they have authentic stamps.
Do campus organisations also get sanctioned if they put up unstamped posters? Because, you know, more fun can be had.
Rubber stamps can also be bought or made, you know. Or "misplaced".
What would the PD be without rubber stamps?
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While that is a glorious achievement of this Chaos Brigade, does it matter that they changed the stamps?
Maybe I'm assessing the situation wrong, but I imagine your campus is rather big and there are designated good spots for postering all over the place. To distinguish a scanned stamp from the real thing is going to take examination from no more than 1 or 2 ft distance. Is some janitor / facility management person really going to check all the poster spots from up close to determine whether the stamps are real? Really?
I say this Chaos Brigade should not stop before the Mgt decides it is necessary to use specifically UV waterproofed paper for posters to determine authenticity. :lol:
No but seriously, the only thing I can imagine is that this Mgt may spot one fake stamp on a certain location and can then continue to quickly remove all posters that look exactly the same without close inspection. In which case, you should most definitely abuse the fuck out of that piece of security theater by colour scanning + printing some posters of boring shit you don't like and make their reproduced stamps look just a bit more fake than they should, and hopefully prompting the Mgt into carelessly removing all of the boring posters even if they have authentic stamps.
Do campus organisations also get sanctioned if they put up unstamped posters? Because, you know, more fun can be had.
Oh, I'm holding out for requiring RFID tags on posters. What gets me is that they apparently only enforce the rules if they feel like it. There are flyers advertising student employment pyramid schemes all over the place, completely unstamped, that have been up for years in some cases - because it's public space and that means it's the job of someone else to take care of cleaning things up.
In our case, it wasn't that the stamps were detectably fake (except for the ones dated 2012 and such), but that people took the "obscene" posters to complain the the lady in charge - "Why would you ever approve this?!? It says 'Curiosity killed the cat; don't be a pussy' on it in big letters! PUSSY! That word is so offensive and obscene and sexist and I AM NOT A PRUDE BUT I'M JUST SAYING... " blah blah blah. Apparently, the people in charge of approving the flyers caught a lot of flak from people who believed the flyers had been genuinely approved. We got in trouble not because we broke the stated rules, but because we annoyed people in charge. Marianist Values®!
Our MO last year was to print off one copy of each flyer and then B&W photocopy them at $.05 each - 5 bucks is enough to put multiples in every stairwell on campus. I guess they're thinking that we would need a color copy at $.75 each, and wouldn't make any because it would be prohibitively expensive? But this year, I have my own quality color printer available to the Brigade, so it just means we'll be making brightly colored eye-catching posters since we have to use color anyway. :lol:
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(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a95/discordman/bin/Brown.jpg)
(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a95/discordman/bin/Putin.jpg)
(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a95/discordman/bin/ahmadinejad.jpg)
(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a95/discordman/bin/gaddafi.jpg)
(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a95/discordman/bin/obama.jpg)
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:spittake:
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:lulz: i like how the prez is the last one.
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:lulz: Putin
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where are the nobel peace price cartoons? nothing? how 'bout a kanye west, "sorry obama, ima let you finish, but ghandi did it better" too played out?
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(http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/3079/teabagging.jpg)
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(http://www.mattbors.com/strips/547.gif)
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(http://i30.tinypic.com/34ewz6u.jpg)
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:lulz: Ohhhhh my gawd that's awesome.
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Heroes
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(http://www.toothpastefordinner.com/100609/protect-and-serve.gif)
(http://www.marriedtothesea.com/101309/revolutionary-shot.gif)
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(http://www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/15246/1255022258/OBAMATHEBRITISH.png)
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:lulz: JENNE
:lulz: TGRR
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(http://photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs149.snc1/5535_1204448880170_1497063847_30585715_274323_n.jpg)
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(http://photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs149.snc1/5535_1204448880170_1497063847_30585715_274323_n.jpg)
I'm laughing, but also screaming :horrormirth:
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wow
:lulz: :argh!:
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(http://i.imgur.com/o3GhM.jpg)
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ffffffffffffffff-
AAAAAGHRGBLARGHUUUUUUUNNNG!
That was a good one. :horrormirth:
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(http://i37.tinypic.com/30wtrg7.jpg)
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(http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/more_accurate.png)
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(http://i37.tinypic.com/30wtrg7.jpg)
wut
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(http://www.funny-city.com/cartoons/real-life-pacman.jpg?)
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(http://scienceblogs.com/dispatches/liza%20sign.jpg)
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(http://scienceblogs.com/dispatches/liza%20sign.jpg)
LEAVE LIZA ALONE!
-toa,
doesn't know who that is... really...
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Not even a Guest?
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Not even when she was wearing a traditional french hat made in california...
A CA-Beret?
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Not even when she was wearing a traditional french hat made in california...
A CA-Beret?
:lord:
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I's got the RWH1N1!
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It's Friday everybody!!!!
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Not even when she was wearing a traditional french hat made in california...
A CA-Beret?
:lord:
:lulz:
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(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3497/4002232389_8090ed8e1d.jpg)
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:lulz:
Also,
(http://www.hs.fi/kuvat/iso_webkuva/1135250320414.jpeg)
The only reason I trust you Americans to recognize the president of Finland is Conan O'Brian. (The guy ponting at her boobs is the minister of foreign affairs.)
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(http://vladimir.nihilarchitect.net/pics/Vladi2.jpg)
(http://vladimir.nihilarchitect.net/pics/Vladi5.jpg)
(http://vladimir.nihilarchitect.net/pics/Vladi1.jpg)
Also, this is not a shop:
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/1e/Vladimir_Putin_as_a_child.jpg)
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(http://thisisandrew.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/macaulay-culkin.jpg)
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:lulz: I thought that too!
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:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
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(http://www.myconfinedspace.com/wp-content/uploads/tdomf/107307/palin1.JPG)
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(http://img691.imageshack.us/img691/2718/sorenson.jpg)
well, that explains everything.
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That last one actually makes a lot of sense and is probably true.
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While we're on the subject of John McCain and Sarah Failin:
(http://www.drawger.com/zinasaunders/images/2683293240.jpg)
http://www.drawger.com/zinasaunders/index.php?article_id=9088
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(http://img502.imageshack.us/img502/4872/sarkozy.gif)
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(http://www.marriedtothesea.com/102909/washington-dc-a-look-back.gif)
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(http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/two_party_system.png)
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(http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/political-pictures-putin-hu-poison-drink.jpg)
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(http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/political-pictures-putin-hu-poison-drink.jpg)
I didn't even read the caption before that thought occurred to me. That's awesome.
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(http://img91.imageshack.us/img91/2412/obamassecretmessageforf.jpg)
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(http://img524.imageshack.us/img524/6397/naqpa.th.jpg) (http://img524.imageshack.us/img524/6397/naqpa.jpg)
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Is that for real Malachite? :lulz: Gahaha, that's awesome.
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(http://img91.imageshack.us/img91/2412/obamassecretmessageforf.jpg)
I lol'd, long and hard. I feel like we should be stockpiling these great emotive shots of obama somewhere for later use
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It's been photoshoped.
A pretty decent one, but you can tell because the color is wrong blending to the ear (too uniform and too dark for the lighting), and the wrinkle/fold at the bottom (just under and to the left of the fingernail) shouldn't be there if it was just the 1 finger.
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(http://nortonrelease.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/un-photoshoped-obama.png)
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:lulz: hahaha i like it better.
Its more subtle but it's still there
"READ THE BOTTOM LINE MOTHER FUCKER!"
/
(http://nortonrelease.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/un-photoshoped-obama.png)
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:argh!:
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Fox News isn't so great with Teh Math:
(http://jmbell.org/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/193.jpg)
http://jmbell.org/blog/2009/11/23/fox-news-fun-facts-of-the-math-variety/
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wow.
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Fox News isn't so great with Teh Math:
(http://jmbell.org/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/193.jpg)
http://jmbell.org/blog/2009/11/23/fox-news-fun-facts-of-the-math-variety/
Best part is the "SOURCE: OPINIONS" bit. I know what it means, but I laugh all the same.
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Fox News isn't so great with Teh Math:
(http://jmbell.org/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/193.jpg)
http://jmbell.org/blog/2009/11/23/fox-news-fun-facts-of-the-math-variety/
It seems Palin just has too much back.
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Fox News isn't so great with Teh Math:
(http://jmbell.org/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/193.jpg)
http://jmbell.org/blog/2009/11/23/fox-news-fun-facts-of-the-math-variety/
It seems Palin just has too much back.
Maybe it's referring to back palin
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That's how I read it--back-Pain. But that is a mightily hilarious graphic.
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Maybe the poll-ees were just allowed to select more than one option, and half of the respondents would back any of the three? A pie chart is still the wrong way to represent that, though.
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(http://img4.imageshack.us/img4/8206/roflbotc6ez.jpg)
triple zero,
still doesn't quite get what this holiday is all about ...
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triple zero,
still doesn't quite get what this holiday is all about ...
What is there to get?
It's Stuff Your Fat Face With Turkey, Potatoes, and Whatever Else You Feel Like Shoving Down Your Gullet While Leaving Room For Apple and/or Pumpkin Pie, Also Something About Native Americans (If You Care To Think About That Sort of Thing During Dinner) Day.
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none of the amerispags get the reference huh :) but the eurospags do right?
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Naturally.
My sources in the BNP tell me that Europe will be overrun by a kebab eating, belly-dancing advocating horde any day now.
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none of the amerispags get the reference huh :) but the eurospags do right?
Oh wait... Turkey...
Cainad,
hurr i'm a durr :whack:
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(http://img9.imageshack.us/img9/128/obamafacebook.jpg)
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(http://www.boingboing.net/200911301120.jpg)
http://www.boingboing.net/2009/11/30/gay-bashing-woman-hu.html
:lulz:
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(http://img9.imageshack.us/img9/128/obamafacebook.jpg)
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: I giggled like a ninny
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(http://editorialcartoonists.com/cartoons/WuerkM/2009/WuerkM20091112_low.jpg)
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Not a political cartoon per se, but it needs to be seen:
(http://trueslant.com/matttaibbi/files/2009/12/2big2fail-650withlogo.JPG)
This license plate belongs to the vice chairman of Morgan Stanley, and happily rests on his Porsche.
http://trueslant.com/matttaibbi/2009/12/03/the-ultimate-vanity-plate/ (http://trueslant.com/matttaibbi/2009/12/03/the-ultimate-vanity-plate/)
:horrormirth:
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Not a political cartoon per se, but it needs to be seen:
(http://trueslant.com/matttaibbi/files/2009/12/2big2fail-650withlogo.JPG)
This license plate belongs to the vice chairman of Morgan Stanley, and happily rests on his Porsche.
http://trueslant.com/matttaibbi/2009/12/03/the-ultimate-vanity-plate/ (http://trueslant.com/matttaibbi/2009/12/03/the-ultimate-vanity-plate/)
:horrormirth:
Sons of whorebag bitches. that's disgustingly cocky. :horrormirth:
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On the other hand, guess what is going to be the most keyed car in the US this time next week?
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On the other hand, guess what is going to be the most keyed car in the US this time next week?
:lulz:
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On the other hand, guess what is going to be the most keyed car in the US this time next week?
That's much more reasonable than my idea. Car bombings are kind of over done at this point anyway, don't you think?
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(http://graphjam.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/funny-graphs-government-job.jpg)
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(http://www.myconfinedspace.com/wp-content/uploads/tdomf/114928/lifecycle.JPG)
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The Funniest Protest Signs of 2009:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/09/21/the-funniest-protest-sign_n_292342.html
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:facepalm:
(http://trueslant.com/matttaibbi/files/2009/12/bigben-225x300.jpg)
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I seem to recall being "appalled" by Time's "Wank of the Year" for a while now.
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To be fair, Time has often said that "Person of the Year" doesn't mean "BEST Person of the Year", just the person who has made the biggest impact on the world/times.
Helping to torpedo the world economy might qualify.
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True, true, but still.
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(http://www.volksopstand.net/images/stories/protest/yeswescancolour_large.png)
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(http://www.mattbors.com/strips/578.gif)
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:lulz:
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(http://images.huffingtonpost.com/gadgets/slideshows/2780/slide_2780_38631_large.jpg)
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:horrormirth: to the last 2 pics.
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(http://img260.imageshack.us/img260/742/1221091616.th.jpg) (http://img260.imageshack.us/i/1221091616.jpg/)
I thought we were the lunatic fringe?
:?
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@TRRN - Haha, oh wow.
@Risus - There's plenty of lunatic fringe to go around.
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(http://www.salon.com/ent/comics/this_modern_world/2009/12/21/this_modern_world/story.jpg)
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(http://www.superpoop.com/122309/santas-dog.jpg)
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(http://img526.imageshack.us/img526/2733/2919d1215572650epicfail.jpg) (http://img526.imageshack.us/i/2919d1215572650epicfail.jpg/)
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(http://zs1.smbc-comics.com/comics/20100102.gif)
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(http://i48.tinypic.com/2lcwr3o.jpg)
Edit: Fixed
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(http://izismile.com/img/img2/20100108/irony_21.jpg)
Holy shit :lulz:
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We do not allow other websites to show our content.
Image blocked. :(
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hxxp://izismile.com/img/img2/20100108/irony_21.jpg
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BROKEN.
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(http://img260.imageshack.us/img260/742/1221091616.th.jpg) (http://img260.imageshack.us/i/1221091616.jpg/)
I thought we were the lunatic fringe?
:?
No such thing. It's the mainstream fringe now and the lunatic middle of the road.
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No such thing. It's the mainstream fringe now and the lunatic middle of the road.
theres a memebomb in thar.
:)
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hxxp://izismile.com/img/img2/20100108/irony_21.jpg
You don't even think about why people do that, do you?
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Sometimes I read that as Lunatic Fridge.
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(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2801/4190849095_61cc1777a2_o.jpg)
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(http://www.nature.com/climate/2010/1001/images/climate.2010.134-i1.jpg)
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(http://i48.tinypic.com/2lcwr3o.jpg)
Edit: Fixed
I've been to that statue. It's supposed to be William Wallace a Scottish legend but instead they made a goddamn statue of Mel Gibson dressed as Wallace.
I draw Pee-Wee Herman on the covers of bibles I find and send them to Mel in retaliation.
Got caged because people kept painting a Hitler moustache on the ol' dafty.
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(http://imgur.com/5mpVW.jpg)
(http://imgur.com/OUpYr.jpg)
(http://imgur.com/AcpP1.jpg)
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(http://www.caglecartoons.com/images/preview/%7B2da2657b-4924-4273-8867-fe8ba956720a%7D.gif)
Link to this was titled "Uncle Sam in a cartoon portrayed as a good guy?!?! WHAT?!?!?"
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As much as I hate to speak on the behalf of Jihadis, in Sudan and Afghanistan, Al-Qaeda bankrolled the governments there and provided basic services, and in Lebanon and Palestine, Hezbollah and Hamas respectively do massive amounts of aid and charity work in addition to their paramilitary activities.
I know, I know, ruins the cartoon....
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As much as I hate to speak on the behalf of Jihadis, in Sudan and Afghanistan, Al-Qaeda bankrolled the governments there and provided basic services, and in Lebanon and Palestine, Hezbollah and Hamas respectively do massive amounts of aid and charity work in addition to their paramilitary activities.
I know, I know, ruins the cartoon....
Not entirely. Just makes it a pot calling the kettle black argument.
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(http://img62.imageshack.us/img62/6520/boardofeducation.jpg)
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Strangely, a recent poll in Afghanistan says 70% of those asked think that India has had the most beneficial influence on Afghanistan overall/lately.
Curiouser and curiouser.
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not that strange
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hg4_-8acDw
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India brings better food than any of the other occupying powers.
Anyway
(http://img183.imageshack.us/img183/9281/usprimaries2008kz4.png)
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Yeah, we're fucked. :horrormirth:
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India brings better food than any of the other occupying powers.
Anyway
http://img183.imageshack.us/img183/9281/usprimaries2008kz4.png
As much as I respect your political opinion, and as neat as this is, where exactly does this come from?
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http://www.politicalcompass.org/
Last time I posted that Cain chewed me out for it.
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http://www.politicalcompass.org/
Last time I posted that Cain chewed me out for it.
I've taken the test myself, but I'm wondering who placed all of the politicians.
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That would also be the people at that site.
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(http://www.marriedtothesea.com/010510/lets-get-some-lunch.gif)
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:horrormirth:
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(http://imgur.com/zWO52.jpg)
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WHY IS TIGER WOODS ACTING GANGSTER?!
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http://thesop.org/entertainment/2010/01/05/tiger-woods-goes-gangsta-for-vanity-fair-cover
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HE HITS WEE WHITE BALLS INTO HOLES SO FAR YOU CANNOT SEE THEM.
NOTHING HE COULD EVER DO WOULD MAKE HIM DANGEROUS AND EDGY.
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HE HITS WEE WHITE BALLS INTO HOLES SO FAR YOU CANNOT SEE THEM.
NOTHING HE COULD EVER DO WOULD MAKE HIM DANGEROUS AND EDGY.
Says you. He knows how to swing a metal stick efficiently enough to get those wee white balls into holes so far you cannot see them.
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HE HITS WEE WHITE BALLS INTO HOLES SO FAR YOU CANNOT SEE THEM.
NOTHING HE COULD EVER DO WOULD MAKE HIM DANGEROUS AND EDGY.
Says you. He knows how to swing a metal stick efficiently enough to get those wee white balls into holes so far you cannot see them.
I'm not sure if i read you correctly but am I supposed to be aroused?
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HE HITS WEE WHITE BALLS INTO HOLES SO FAR YOU CANNOT SEE THEM.
NOTHING HE COULD EVER DO WOULD MAKE HIM DANGEROUS AND EDGY.
Says you. He knows how to swing a metal stick efficiently enough to get those wee white balls into holes so far you cannot see them.
I'm not sure if i read you correctly but am I supposed to be aroused?
Depends on if you swing that way.
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STFU all of you. No-one cares about Tiger Woods.
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(http://img691.imageshack.us/img691/7984/terrymain516x35050703a.jpg) (http://img691.imageshack.us/i/terrymain516x35050703a.jpg/)
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(http://www.superpoop.com/012710/california-and-washington.jpg)
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That's awesome, Remmy... :lulz:
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Gay group counter-protests Fred Phelps in San Francisco:
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2740/4313654518_4ba670009c.jpg)
(http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4059/4312683209_7c9b93b2d6.jpg)
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:mittens: all around
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(http://img183.imageshack.us/img183/9281/usprimaries2008kz4.png)
Who gets to decide where the center of that chart belongs?
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(http://img183.imageshack.us/img183/9281/usprimaries2008kz4.png)
Who gets to decide where the center of that chart belongs?
The chart's creators, naturally.
Methinks it was made from a Canadian/European perspective.
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Political web fairies.
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It's supposed to be done too a British perspective, but one from 30 or 40 years ago.
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This was featured on Digg the other day. Needs an update:
(http://i.imgur.com/bYrwO.jpg)
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(http://imgur.com/8uUHa.gif)
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For SQUID:
(http://www.superpoop.com/012210/obamas-present-from-the-kids.jpg)
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(http://www.mediaite.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/missmeyet-1024x722.jpg)
:horrormirth:
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I love that shit. The dumbfucks on political boards post it all the time.
But why would we miss him? We're in his third term.
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http://www.whiterabbitcult.com/retards-what-teabagger-signs-say-vs-what-they-mean/
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(http://www.bigfatwhale.com/archives/bfw_446.png)
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http://www.cbsnews.com/blogs/2010/02/11/politics/politicalhotsheet/entry6198284.shtml
(http://wwwimage.cbsnews.com/images/2010/02/11/image6198097.jpg)
:weary: Goddammit, I hate this country.
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I tried to find the joke, until I realized people are just really dumb. And then I laughed. :lulz:
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http://www.cbsnews.com/blogs/2010/02/11/politics/politicalhotsheet/entry6198284.shtml
(http://wwwimage.cbsnews.com/images/2010/02/11/image6198097.jpg)
:weary: Goddammit, I hate this country.
That's actually pretty fascinating.
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Doesn't surprise me a bit. Word choice is extremely powerful, even when it seems completely asinine.
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(http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h68/sionone/fspeechzoneposter.jpg)
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(http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kxnndroDTx1qzpwi0o1_500.jpg)
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(http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kxnndroDTx1qzpwi0o1_500.jpg)
Whoa!
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Whoa!
Yeah.
Terrorism is flashy and public, but no-one sees the people dying at home from illnesses they don't have the money to treat.
(http://www.mattbors.com/strips/578.gif)
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Whoa!
Yeah.
Terrorism is flashy and public, but no-one sees the people dying at home from illnesses they don't have the money to treat.
http://www.mattbors.com/strips/578.gif
Or medical errors related to bullshit like poor handwriting.
Or like when Mrs. Alty went from 3 to 10 centimeters in less than 10 seconds during the birth of our youngest because the nurse accidentally turned the petosin (sp?) to 11 instead of the saline. We had signed a waiver for that shit in case massive uterine contractions caused stuff like, you know, DEATH to the baby.
:|
/minirant
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Whoa!
Yeah.
Terrorism is flashy and public, but no-one sees the people dying at home from illnesses they don't have the money to treat.
http://www.mattbors.com/strips/578.gif
Or medical errors related to bullshit like poor handwriting.
Or like when Mrs. Alty went from 3 to 10 centimeters in less than 10 seconds during the birth of our youngest because the nurse accidentally turned the petosin (sp?) to 11 instead of the saline. We had signed a waiver for that shit in case massive uterine contractions caused stuff like, you know, DEATH to the baby.
:|
/minirant
Yeah, my brother in law died of poor handwriting. He was supposed to be given 10 mg pills and was given 100 mg pills.
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I wonder if anybody ever ran the numbers for people who died when they had insurance, but not insurance that would cover the problem.
Bet its still more than terrorism.
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Hm it's odd because writings on prescriptions are notoriously unreadable (dunno why but doctors seem to make a point of it not being legible), but I don't think here much accidents happen because of it. I think it's partly because there's only a few things that can be on the prescription. Though adding an extra 0 to the dosage is not one of those things :)
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(http://i.imgur.com/cv55G.jpg)
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it's not just the USA. although that terrorist comparison is quite scary. Medical fuck ups killed my Mum back in the UK, LSS wrong drip, bad diagnosis, oh its that kind of cancer ...oops too late unlol, and over irradiated my Dad till his lower jaw crumbled off and chunks of the poor old fella's face had to be rebuilt from bits of his shins and arse and chest and whatnot. Radiation burns are NASTY.
Cured the cancer so far mind you. So its pretty much a win, with some attached fail. The fail being the doctors tell us that they may have sort have kinda well totally accidental applied 300 times too much, hence the collapsing bones and shit :argh!:
Still, for every fuck up, I reckon there's at least several none fuck ups, life savings if you will, which make the fuck ups OK IMHO. It's not a perfect world. Medicine's complicated, and varies from person to person. Accidents happen. Sad but true :cry:
Holy shit that's horrible.
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(http://i.imgur.com/cv55G.jpg)
WTF IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN
CAN'T BLACK PANELS BE POLITICALLY CORRECT OR SOEMHTHIGN :argh!:
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There's no excuse for shitty handwriting on Rx's. And I'm usually the medical-apologist of the forum. This is why going electronic is a good thing, besides the fact that most US docs are total technophobes.
HFLS, I'm so sorry to hear about the medical fuck-ups on your parents, and BH, same to you. That's horrible, terrible and shitty altogether.
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(http://www.glenn-beck-sucks.com/images/beck-1.jpg)
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For SQUID:
(http://www.superpoop.com/012210/obamas-present-from-the-kids.jpg)
:lulz:
(http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kxnndroDTx1qzpwi0o1_500.jpg)
dude.
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(http://www.farleftside.com/2010/2-19-2010.gif)
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They're probably statistics from different polls, with the difference due to either random sampling error or the questions being worded such that some people would both say they don't believe in evolution and that they believe in evolution controlled by God.
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Or, it’s just some crap from some pussy libr’l that hates Texas for our freedoms. And our guns.
Plus, why can’t he even figure out his own drawing style rather than ripping off Gary Larson?
In a recent poll, that comic sucks...
:argh!:
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(http://i.imgur.com/y0yQQ.jpg)
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In light of his most recent heart attack, i give you this:
(http://i776.photobucket.com/albums/yy42/sublime_influence/IMG_0234.jpg?t=126688%2085%2046)
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(http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b276/SeanBurford/gaddafipatterson.jpg)
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(http://www.salon.com/ent/comics/this_modern_world/2010/02/22/this_modern_world/story.jpg)
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The Prophecy of Sarah Palin:
(http://www.marriedtothesea.com/020810/the-prophecy-of-sarah-palin.gif)
:lulz:
(http://www.marriedtothesea.com/020210/stick-control.gif)
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(http://www.arcamax.com/newspics/11/1110/111076.gif)
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(http://i48.tinypic.com/2mliqf.jpg)
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http://i48.tinypic.com/2mliqf.jpg
:lulz:
Have you ever talked with people who seriously believe that wearing a seat belt increases their chance of an accident because it means you're planning on it?
I couldn't keep a straight face.
What's worse, is that these unbuckled morons pose a risk as a projectile to everyone else in the vehicle who did take 5 seconds to wear their seat belt.
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Or, it’s just some crap from some pussy libr’l that hates Texas for our freedoms. And our guns.
Plus, why can’t he even figure out his own drawing style rather than ripping off Gary Larson?
In a recent poll, that comic sucks...
:argh!:
Do only pussy liberals go to University of Texas?
Because that's where the poll came from.
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(http://i.imgur.com/kodxp.jpg)
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(http://www.bartcop.com/palin-astronaut.jpg)
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Hah!
nice one.
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Hah!
nice one.
More:
(http://cdn.thefrisky.com/images/uploads/palin_love_doll_c.jpg)
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Hah!
nice one.
More:
(http://cdn.thefrisky.com/images/uploads/palin_love_doll_c.jpg)
:crankey:
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(http://www.salon.com/entertainment/comics/this_modern_world/2010/03/01/this_modern_world/story.jpg)
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There's never too much crazy, Da6s.
Trust me on that one.
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(http://i.imgur.com/zgtzJ.jpg)
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This thread hurts.
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(http://www.bigfatwhale.com/archives/bfw_450.png)
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(http://cheezprobablybadnews.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/129120572948128103.jpg)
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(http://i.imgur.com/zbDlZ.jpg)
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(http://infobeautiful.s3.amazonaws.com/leftright_US_1416.gif)
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Whoa! That is large but sums up everything very nicely.
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It's right wing propaganda, just more subtle than most.
Science is the 'religion' of the liberals, liberals are tax and spend (when we all know that republicans are far worse about that), the media, teachers etc are liberals.
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do you really think it's right wing propaganda? It seems like it shares certain language with both right and left wing propaganda.
I think there may be no way to describe some of this stuff without referencing established descriptions. Afterall, how best to describe the difference between liberal and conservative religious views? The only thing which comes to mind is difference on points like evolution and the age of the earth, which are basically scientific disagreements framed by religion.
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That has more to do with the insistence on biblical literalism than science. Conservatives tend to be from groups that insist the bible has no errors of any kind and that no alternate interpretation can possibly be right, liberal Christians tend to see it as a guide and subject to reinterpretation.
Though, on a second look, I don;'t think its meant to be propaganda, it propagates some conservative ideas about liberals, but it seems mostly tryig to paint both sides in a good light.
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I dunno, the idea that conservatives don't meddle in culture and society is patently false and hilarious.
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the support bubble near the bottom is interesting.
(http://img693.imageshack.us/img693/6639/86726116.jpg)
shows how little the parties differ in ways you'd expect would be a bigger gap.
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I dunno, the idea that conservatives don't meddle in culture and society is patently false and hilarious.
THIS.
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the support bubble near the bottom is interesting.
(http://img693.imageshack.us/img693/6639/86726116.jpg)
shows how little the parties differ in ways you'd expect would be a bigger gap.
Minority effects, A lot of minorities have the good sense to not vote for republicans out of self preservation despite having similar leanings on social issues.
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(http://imgur.com/irCq2.jpg)
Am I the only one who finds this slightly creepy? He's been in power for less than two years. Obama would be, at the moment, somewhere in the low 500s, and he only gets even that far by simply being the President of the United States at a time when it is still (barely) a hegemonic power, and not because of anything he in particular has done.
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PAID
advertizzing?
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Yeah, could be. Or, more likely, unpaid and relying on brand recognition/association.
Still creepy though.
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I would make the argument that Obama is not necessarily influential because of anything he has DONE, but more on the basis of who he is and how he managed to capture public imagination in a really big way.
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Yeah, but of all time (where is Kanye when we need him)? I wont deny a level of influence, but against all of history, in the top 100? That's pushing it.
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Yeah, but of all time (where is Kanye when we need him)? I wont deny a level of influence, but against all of history, in the top 100? That's pushing it.
Well, certainly, but as the only black US President of all time he has a certain edge regardless of his actual Presidency, which so far is pretty same old same.
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HE'S BLACK
http://rall.com/gallery2/v/Cartoons/3-2-09.jpg.html
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the support bubble near the bottom is interesting.
(http://img693.imageshack.us/img693/6639/86726116.jpg)
shows how little the parties differ in ways you'd expect would be a bigger gap.
The only really significant difference between dems and repubs is tax cuts? :lulz:
Wait... Oh. :(
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(http://www.bartcop.com/o-package.jpg)
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(http://www.bartcop.com/o-package.jpg)
'SCUZE ME
while i whip dis out
(http://www.city-data.com/forum/attachments/politics-other-controversies/46519d1249493372-now-something-completely-different-putin-obama-blazing-saddles.jpg)
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(http://www.salon.com/ent/comics/this_modern_world/2010/03/08/this_modern_world/story.jpg)
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HAHAA! FUCKING YES!!!
:magick:
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(http://imgur.com/irCq2.jpg)
Am I the only one who finds this slightly creepy? He's been in power for less than two years. Obama would be, at the moment, somewhere in the low 500s, and he only gets even that far by simply being the President of the United States at a time when it is still (barely) a hegemonic power, and not because of anything he in particular has done.
My guess is that he's on the cover because he's topical.
There's an entire branch of trade publishing which basically just kicks out books every month based on controversy and the top google searches. They use stock photo and licensed text blurbs to put together books extremely quickly.
I applied for this job a few months ago at this publishing house which operates like that. It was some significant date relating to Marilyn Monroe, so there were a lot of documentaries on TV about her. They were able to publish a book of marilyn monroe quotes in about three weeks, fast enough so that it was still topical by the time the books hit the shelf. You usually find these things near the register at Barnes & Noble on sale for 50% off.
So my guess is that Brittanica has a publishing office which basically just zips out books in record time by manipulating photo and text assets they already own. If a movie comes out about, I dunno, Martin Luther King Jr, they'll quickly pop out a photo anthology about his life so they can capitalize on the buzz.
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the support bubble near the bottom is interesting.
(http://img693.imageshack.us/img693/6639/86726116.jpg)
shows how little the parties differ in ways you'd expect would be a bigger gap.
Minority effects, A lot of minorities have the good sense to not vote for republicans out of self preservation despite having similar leanings on social issues.
:cn: There are still alot of minority (read: Asian and Latino) conservative voters out there.
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the support bubble near the bottom is interesting.
(http://img693.imageshack.us/img693/6639/86726116.jpg)
shows how little the parties differ in ways you'd expect would be a bigger gap.
The only really significant difference between dems and repubs is tax cuts? :lulz:
Wait... Oh. :(
War is what stood out to me, actually.
And on the subject of them "meeting in the middle," I took a geographical data class once and in it we learned that most people reside in the middle. It's up to both parties to win the people off the fence. So it's never really shocking to me that you have either 20 or 10 percent on the extreme sides and the rest are in the middle. People tend to like their politicians this way, as well.
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I would make the argument that Obama is not necessarily influential because of anything he has DONE, but more on the basis of who he is and how he managed to capture public imagination in a really big way.
THIS. We shocked the world, apparently, outside the US by hiring him on. Not that it did anything in the long run for our own home base, however.
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I wanted to dig up how big the minority effect might be -- some good stats in this document:
http://www.nd.edu/~cwolbrec/PartyID.pdf
while registered blacks are overwhelmingly democratic, (7% republican, 81% democrat) they only make up 16% of the national sample.
females (37% republican, 53% democrat) probably have a stronger effect.
these numbers are from 04, though, so might be a bit out of date.
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War is what stood out to me, actually.
Really?
It's a good thing Iraq is over. Right?
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War is what stood out to me, actually.
Really?
It's a good thing Iraq is over. Right?
The war statistic is what stood out: Dems (34% support) vs. Republicans (91% support). I know many Dems voted Obama in to get OUT of BOTH Iraq and Afdamnistan.
HAR HAR HAR
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War is what stood out to me, actually.
Really?
It's a good thing Iraq is over. Right?
The war statistic is what stood out: Dems (34% support) vs. Republicans (91% support). I know many Dems voted Obama in to get OUT of BOTH Iraq and Afdamnistan.
HAR HAR HAR
Joke's on them, right? Ho ho!
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War is what stood out to me, actually.
Really?
It's a good thing Iraq is over. Right?
The war statistic is what stood out: Dems (34% support) vs. Republicans (91% support). I know many Dems voted Obama in to get OUT of BOTH Iraq and Afdamnistan.
HAR HAR HAR
Joke's on them, right? Ho ho!
Ohoyes.
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:sad: you guys are makin me sad :sad:
boohoo and all that rot
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THERE'S
a downside
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(http://img39.imageshack.us/img39/2769/hitlerassenator.jpg)
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(http://img39.imageshack.us/img39/2769/hitlerassenator.jpg)
STACHE
proof
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(http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/2488/23bhheadersm.jpg) (http://img95.imageshack.us/my.php?image=23bhheadersm.jpg)
:lulz:
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:sad: you guys are makin me sad :sad:
Well, at least he closed Guantanamo.
Um, wait.
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(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_TWDIyi5pqlc/SZXqDhWhjNI/AAAAAAAAEkk/61atT83bxp4/s400/rad.jpg)
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(http://img39.imageshack.us/img39/2769/hitlerassenator.jpg)
That was quick.
Here's a link:
http://www.disinfo.com/2010/03/hitler-as-a-united-states-senator/
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Try using http://imgur.com/ in the future, they seem a lot more tolerant about content.
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Try using http://imgur.com/ in the future, they seem a lot more tolerant about content.
Thanks. Bookmarked.
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(http://img39.imageshack.us/img39/2769/hitlerassenator.jpg)
That was quick.
Here's a link:
http://www.disinfo.com/2010/03/hitler-as-a-united-states-senator/
I wonder if they make that in poster size. Only without the b&w half. I want to see some people really freak out.
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(http://img39.imageshack.us/img39/2769/hitlerassenator.jpg)
That was quick.
Here's a link:
http://www.disinfo.com/2010/03/hitler-as-a-united-states-senator/
I wonder if they make that in poster size. Only without the b&w half. I want to see some people really freak out.
Some assembly required. (http://ifile.it/z0xbt3d)
Also, it's in black and white because you cannot afford that size print in color.
I guarantee it.
You could get some light pink, blue, and red paint and make it color though.
It is 9 x 9 in sheets of 8.5" x 11" which you have to carefully stick together in the link above.
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cannot afford? copyshop here does a colour print in A0 on a bigass printer for 27 euros or something.
kind of expensive and I wonder how long the colours hold, but for a custom design poster that size, It's worth considering.
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(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_TWDIyi5pqlc/SZXqDhWhjNI/AAAAAAAAEkk/61atT83bxp4/s400/rad.jpg)
Too much fuck yeah! :mittens:
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cannot afford? copyshop here does a colour print in A0 on a bigass printer for 27 euros or something.
kind of expensive and I wonder how long the colours hold, but for a custom design poster that size, It's worth considering.
If there is enough demand, I may put one together.
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(http://imgur.com/UFlpp.jpg)
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:lol:
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cannot afford? copyshop here does a colour print in A0 on a bigass printer for 27 euros or something.
kind of expensive and I wonder how long the colours hold, but for a custom design poster that size, It's worth considering.
If there is enough demand, I may put one together.
Oh not really, I was just wondering about the price, that's all.
Soon I will order a picture wallpaper of 2.80x3.33m (9.2x10.9ft), surface looks and feels just like canvas, except you paste it on your wall. I'm not entirely sure what picture I will put on it, we were thinking probably a forest or something. It's custom design so we might have to borrow a decent camera somewhere and snap a picture of the little forest near my gf's parents house. I mean the default forest pictures look damn pretty, but they are the defaults you know? 100 other people will have it on their wall too :)
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(http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/t/E/3/Comproimise-GOP-Style.gif)
(http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/P/1/3/obama-asia-trip.jpg)
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THE NAZOMETER
http://www.toytowngermany.com/lofi/index.php/t82099.html
A MACHINE
to detect nazi sympathizers.
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THE NAZOMETER
http://www.toytowngermany.com/lofi/index.php/t82099.html
A MACHINE
to detect nazi sympathizers.
That's hilarious!
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(http://www.salon.com/ent/comics/this_modern_world/2010/03/22/this_modern_world/story.jpg)
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(http://scienceblogs.com/pharyngula/upload/2010/03/texas_con.jpeg)
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(http://nargaque.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/census_human.jpg?w=600&h=436)
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why did they feel the need to put 'Black, African Am., or Negro'?
did they think this would offend less, rather than more?
do they have some subtle distinctions that i am unaware of?
also, aren't they are conflating ethnicity and race?
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Who's the asshole that put that in there?
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(http://i.imgur.com/J4a85.jpg)
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That's rich. :lol:
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goddamn that's a fucking horror scarecrow smile.
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I actually have an ebook of Mitt Romney's...er, hagiography to Bush II-era sociopathic disregard for the lives of others. It's really that bad.
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why did they feel the need to put 'Black, African Am., or Negro'?
did they think this would offend less, rather than more?
do they have some subtle distinctions that i am unaware of?
also, aren't they are conflating ethnicity and race?
Who's the asshole that put that in there?
I heard this on NPR: it was because older African-Americans LIKED the term and wouldn't check "Black" or "African-American." They wanted the term "Negro" put on there and requested it for the 2010 Census. No troll.
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now is the time to petition for "pastyface cheesehead" !!
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I say we push for "honky" to be added.
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Well, there PACs and NGOs, etc. that use "Negro" in their title--to wit, "The United Negro College Fund," etc. (www.uncf.org)
Anyway, here's an article on it:
http://wcbstv.com/national/negro.census.form.2.1409469.html
Question #9 on the this year's census asks about your race. One of the boxes you can choose is "black," "African American," or "negro," all placed next to the same box. Ingram said it's not a word he uses to identify neither himself nor anybody else.
"African Americans haven't been going by the term 'negro' for decades now. It's really confusing," he said.
But census officials disagree, saying they found some older African Americans identify themselves that way and they're trying to be inclusive. In a statement, they said: "Results from the census in 2000 showed that a number of respondents provided a write-in response of 'negro' when answering the question on race."
In fact, Congress approved the form more than a year ago.
...language is a strange, beautiful and fucking frustrating animal.
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(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2724/4474531354_950151578e_o.jpg)
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(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2724/4474531354_950151578e_o.jpg)
What the shit is he even trying to SAY with that sign?
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Something racist and supposed to be "old skool" Bush Sr. with "Voodoo Economics," but it hits WAY wide of the mark.
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Who are these people? How did they get to the capital?
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Who are these people? How did they get to the capital?
A more pressing question, I think, is how they survived to be adults when they are CLEARLY too stupid to live. :sad:
ETA DISCLAIMER: This isn't a dig at ECH and what was brought up in Nigel's thread. I really meant what I said. Please to not shit-fling.
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(http://imgur.com/JSJX4.jpg)
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:lulz:
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That's been going around with all of the other Teabonics signs that have been posted on Flickr:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/pargon/sets/72157623594187379/
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That's been going around with all of the other Teabonics signs that have been posted on Flickr:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/pargon/sets/72157623594187379/
:lulz:
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Teabonics is a great name.
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Tebonics. :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: I think I just shat myself. :lulz:
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You know, some of the younger women attending those Teabagging rallies are surprisingly cute. It'd almost be worth trying to introduce them to the other definition of the word teabagging, if not for the fact they'd call you a Satanic pervert and start hitting you with a badly misspelled protest sign.
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(http://i.imgur.com/JHyhq.jpg)
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That might explain Indiana.
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That might explain Indiana.
:argh!: Wait... are you in Indiana too?
Also, I'm very very surprised that Kentucky isn't one of those states.
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That might explain Indiana.
:argh!: Wait... are you in Indiana too?
Also, I'm very very surprised that Kentucky isn't one of those states.
I'm surprised Arkansas isn't, either.
But no, I'm not. My mom's entire family is, going back like a hundred years. They're crazy. Indiana's Amish are the Amish equivalent of that retard cousin you never want to acknowledge. Micheal Jackson was from Indiana and he was crazy.
There's something about that state that makes people nuts.
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Yeah, I'm pretty much surrounded by whackos. :x
Also, I decided to double check for my own sanity. First cousins in Indiana are only allowed to marry if they are both over the age of 65. That doesn't stop the in-breeding, of course. It just means that it's not state sanctioned.
http://www.ncsl.org/default.aspx?tabid=4266
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(http://i712.photobucket.com/albums/ww125/ConleyJustinK/img104.jpg?t=1270446065)
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:golfclap: Well done.
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You know, some of the younger women attending those Teabagging rallies are surprisingly cute. It'd almost be worth trying to introduce them to the other definition of the word teabagging, if not for the fact they'd call you a Satanic pervert and start hitting you with a badly misspelled protest sign.
I HAVE
similar thoughts when i see pics of those homeland israeli hotties. except it involves redefining palestine, cuz they've got hot chicks too.
AL:THOUGH
this: if not for the fact they'd call you a Satanic pervert and start hitting you with a badly misspelled protest sign.
SOUNDS LIKE
it belongs in the fetish thread
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You know it's bad when:
(http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l0fv24CuFZ1qzy1hfo1_500.png)
edit: Someone posted this in the regular pic thread apparently. didn't even glance at it/thought it was much more appropriate for political cartoonage.
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You know it's bad when:
(http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l0fv24CuFZ1qzy1hfo1_500.png)
OFUK :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
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(http://filipspagnoli.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/race-and-communism-then-and-now.png?w=309&h=287)
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Tea Party Jesus: http://teapartyjesus.tumblr.com/
(http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l0ksezSurp1qbauyyo1_500.jpg)
(http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l0kpx2ezdf1qbauyyo1_r1_500.jpg)
(http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l0kkunpufG1qbauyyo1_500.jpg)
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That is genius. We should do more of those. It would also be good to add the citations.
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http://www.facebook.com/note.php?note_id=376935686055&id=13794040506
(http://towleroad.typepad.com/.a/6a00d8341c730253ef01347fce531f970c-pi)
"Pandas (http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Pedobear)", BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
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I felt compelled.
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Teabaggers have found their new enemy: hobos
(http://imgur.com/M1YTN.jpg)
Quote from the guy who snapped the picture:
There’s a certain intersection downtown that teabaggers now like to stand in to protest blacks, black presidents, Mexicans, and any other minority that crop-dusts our city with AIDS. The only problem is that the intersection is also a hot spot for hobos begging for Ameros. Now the teabaggers are protesting the hobos.
This was taken in Florida, which has a 12.2% unemployment rate, the highest in history.
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(http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/1810/dbd20110208.jpg) (http://img153.imageshack.us/i/dbd20110208.jpg/)
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Where'd you find that, Yatto? Disturbing, clever, red-herring and misinformed as it is...
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:lol: :mittens:
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Teabaggers have found their new enemy: hobos
(http://imgur.com/M1YTN.jpg)
Quote from the guy who snapped the picture:
There’s a certain intersection downtown that teabaggers now like to stand in to protest blacks, black presidents, Mexicans, and any other minority that crop-dusts our city with AIDS. The only problem is that the intersection is also a hot spot for hobos begging for Ameros. Now the teabaggers are protesting the hobos.
This was taken in Florida, which has a 12.2% unemployment rate, the highest in history.
Is it wrong that the first thing I thought of was "I hope these people lose their jobs"?
I'm horrible sometimes
:cry:
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:lulz: That's beautiful.
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That is genius. We should do more of those. It would also be good to add the citations.
(http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/ThornIs/jesus2.jpg)
(http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/ThornIs/jesus3.jpg)
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(http://www.nataliedee.com/040710/youll-tax-my-fake-titties-over-my-dead-body.jpg)
"you'll tax my fake titties over my dead body"
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(http://i.imgur.com/G07TI.jpg)
^^Actual headline.
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Rem, all I can say is, your sig line.
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:lulz: