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Or Kill Me / Re: Buttons
« on: April 27, 2022, 10:11:54 pm »
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Let it be known that humans are cabbages sometimes
And greyfaces are jokesters sometimes
That bipeds sometimes drop to all fours
And sheeple are sometimes woke
Let it be known that enlightenment is not a destination
But a way that people sometimes are
And sometimes are not
And this is not a flaw, but a feature
Let us not shit on people for being on a downswing
Or prevent them from moving back
Towards the kind of person
We'd like to hang out with
Let us not place blame except where it is due
Or where its funny
There's almost always redemption.
Best I can do is ANTIFA
I THINK ABOUT ANTIFA 19 HOURS A DAY
I SIT IN MY BASEMENT AND ROCK BACK AND FORTH, AND FOAM GUYS OUT OF MY MOUTH
ANTIFA CAN SECRETLY FLY
ANTIFA SECRETLY RUN EVERYTHING AND OWN EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE
MY DOG IS SECRETLY ANTIFA. I SHAKE HIM FOR ANSWERS BUT HE WAS TAUGHT TO KEEP HIS MOUTH SHUT.
ANTIFA CAN TELEPORT
JERRY SEINFELD IS A SPACE ALIEN WHO CAME FROM THE ANTIFA MOTHERSHIP
ANTIFA OWN AND RUN EVERYTHING BUT THEY ARE NOT SMART, NO SIR, THEY ARE REALLYDUMB
I LIKE TO ACCUSE ANTIFA OF MANY THINGS AND THEN ACCUSE THEM OF WHINING WHEN THEY RESPOND TO MY ATTACKS
YOU ARE SECRETLY ANTIFA
EVERYONE IS ANTIFA
THERE ARE NO ANTIFA
HELP ME, THE VOICES IN MY HEAD FRIGHTEN ME
OHHH MY HEAD HOW IT HURTS
ANTIFA ARE SECRETLY AFRAID OF FRUIT
WHERE IS MY MEDICATION?
I'M GONNA PISS UP YOUR CAR'S TAILPIPE
AND IT'S GONNA BE FLOODED WITH PISS AND THEN GET ALL BACKED UP AND THE PRESSURE WILL BUILD UP TO AN INSANE LEVEL
AND WHEN I PULL MY SHMANGLE OUT OF THE TAILPIPE, PISS IS GONNA BLAST OUT EVERYWHERE, ALL OVER ME
THAT'S THE ONLY WAY I CAN ENJOY SUNDAY
I picked a really shitty time to return. So damn busy... Should have some time this weekend, maybe I'll fill y'all in with the weird twist my life has taken. Maybe I'll leave it to your imagination. Either way, Hi! And I WIN!