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Or Kill Me / Re: Buttons
« on: April 27, 2022, 10:11:54 pm »
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Or Kill Me / Re: Compromise
« on: March 27, 2022, 06:34:32 pm »Let it be known that humans are cabbages sometimes
And greyfaces are jokesters sometimes
That bipeds sometimes drop to all fours
And sheeple are sometimes woke
Let it be known that enlightenment is not a destination
But a way that people sometimes are
And sometimes are not
And this is not a flaw, but a feature
Let us not shit on people for being on a downswing
Or prevent them from moving back
Towards the kind of person
We'd like to hang out with
Let us not place blame except where it is due
Or where its funny
There's almost always redemption.
Even if there's no hope for redemption, you don't need to be the reason someone doesn't redeem themselves. We can always take that step back and let them figure it out or hang themselves.
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Or Kill Me / Compromise
« on: February 11, 2022, 08:09:48 pm »
Let it be known that humans are cabbages sometimes
And greyfaces are jokesters sometimes
That bipeds sometimes drop to all fours
And sheeple are sometimes woke
Let it be known that enlightenment is not a destination
But a way that people sometimes are
And sometimes are not
And this is not a flaw, but a feature
Let us not shit on people for being on a downswing
Or prevent them from moving back
Towards the kind of person
We'd like to hang out with
Let us not place blame except where it is due
Or where its funny
And greyfaces are jokesters sometimes
That bipeds sometimes drop to all fours
And sheeple are sometimes woke
Let it be known that enlightenment is not a destination
But a way that people sometimes are
And sometimes are not
And this is not a flaw, but a feature
Let us not shit on people for being on a downswing
Or prevent them from moving back
Towards the kind of person
We'd like to hang out with
Let us not place blame except where it is due
Or where its funny
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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only
« on: February 07, 2022, 09:04:07 pm »
My brain has been McShitty lately but I'm working on crawling outta it. Gonna post some of the new HN pages here in a minute.
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Bring and Brag / Re: Buckfast Illuminated Principia
« on: February 07, 2022, 06:59:06 pm »
looks great!
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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only
« on: January 10, 2022, 03:30:56 am »Best I can do is ANTIFA
I THINK ABOUT ANTIFA 19 HOURS A DAY
I SIT IN MY BASEMENT AND ROCK BACK AND FORTH, AND FOAM GUYS OUT OF MY MOUTH
ANTIFA CAN SECRETLY FLY
ANTIFA SECRETLY RUN EVERYTHING AND OWN EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE
MY DOG IS SECRETLY ANTIFA. I SHAKE HIM FOR ANSWERS BUT HE WAS TAUGHT TO KEEP HIS MOUTH SHUT.
ANTIFA CAN TELEPORT
JERRY SEINFELD IS A SPACE ALIEN WHO CAME FROM THE ANTIFA MOTHERSHIP
ANTIFA OWN AND RUN EVERYTHING BUT THEY ARE NOT SMART, NO SIR, THEY ARE REALLYDUMB
I LIKE TO ACCUSE ANTIFA OF MANY THINGS AND THEN ACCUSE THEM OF WHINING WHEN THEY RESPOND TO MY ATTACKS
YOU ARE SECRETLY ANTIFA
EVERYONE IS ANTIFA
THERE ARE NO ANTIFA
HELP ME, THE VOICES IN MY HEAD FRIGHTEN ME
OHHH MY HEAD HOW IT HURTS
ANTIFA ARE SECRETLY AFRAID OF FRUIT
WHERE IS MY MEDICATION?
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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only
« on: December 23, 2021, 10:43:13 pm »
When you hit the inevitable recursive why phase, I had some success with a "whole questions only" policy. They'll still ask but you take away the reflexive ones that are just to keep you talking.
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Apple Talk / Facebook is fucking wild, man
« on: December 01, 2021, 09:23:29 pm »
Like, you see all these normal ass posts about "I got engaged!" "I started a new job!" "Lookit this baby I made!" "here's my 112 year old granny love you!" and I'm just sitting here like, I know you owned fuzzy pink handcuffs and I know you have fucked half of the greater metro area and I know you can't get off without practically punching girls in the face and I know you bought a cage for your penis but you can't SAY THAT so it's just.. I dunno man it's fuckin bizarre.
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Apple Talk / Re: baseless hostility thread
« on: November 21, 2021, 09:52:48 pm »I'M GONNA PISS UP YOUR CAR'S TAILPIPE
AND IT'S GONNA BE FLOODED WITH PISS AND THEN GET ALL BACKED UP AND THE PRESSURE WILL BUILD UP TO AN INSANE LEVEL
AND WHEN I PULL MY SHMANGLE OUT OF THE TAILPIPE, PISS IS GONNA BLAST OUT EVERYWHERE, ALL OVER ME
THAT'S THE ONLY WAY I CAN ENJOY SUNDAY
Brb giving this to a lawyer with instructions to deliver to your child on their 18th birthday
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Principia Discussion / Re: Crossdressing for Chaos
« on: November 20, 2021, 05:18:03 pm »
srs tho can I use it or not?
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Apple Talk / Re: Last one to post in thread wins
« on: November 06, 2021, 01:39:28 pm »I picked a really shitty time to return. So damn busy... Should have some time this weekend, maybe I'll fill y'all in with the weird twist my life has taken. Maybe I'll leave it to your imagination. Either way, Hi! And I WIN!
Nope.