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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only
« on: September 07, 2021, 11:36:54 am »
tiktok makes me feel like despite being active online since the early 2000's nothing prepared me for what the internet would turn into

Having thus far sucessfully avoided tiktok, my curiosity is piqued.  Do I check it out or remain blissfully ignorant?

Apple Talk / Re: The "Dead Internet" theory
« on: September 02, 2021, 01:57:35 am »
I would imagine somebody gets paid based on the number of posts their bots make.  Paid a little more for the number of replies their bot posts get.

Stupid humans post for free

Apple Talk / Re: Last one to post in thread wins
« on: August 31, 2021, 08:08:53 pm »
Cram posted some pics on FB, happy and healthy and I'm sure keeping both parents up all night.

Oh that's good.

Apple Talk / Re: Last one to post in thread wins
« on: August 27, 2021, 05:16:27 pm »
i hope everything is ok with the babby

Discordian Recipes / Re: the fuck is briping?
« on: August 25, 2021, 01:47:50 pm »
well, I bought one and it's somewhat enjoyable - although, to be honest, i've only briped three times.  i find it's nice for motorcycle trips when you need to take a break, but you don't need gas and you're not hungry.  just find a shady spot with a bench or a picnic table and cook yourself up a bripe.

briping in public puts you in a weird head space, though, because you don't want anyone to see you and cast judgment like you know they will.  if anyone sees you, you're desperate for them to ask you, "what the fuck is that?" so you can explain that it's just this silly thing you bought cuz you thought it was silly.  but they never ask because they think you're probably doing drugs.  which, you sort of are.

Apple Talk / Re: The Compleat Billy Chronicles (thanks to Zenpatista)
« on: August 24, 2021, 07:51:52 pm »
If a system was needed to give an escape mechanism for the rich and powerful this absolutely has  already been implemented, the trick would be figuring out where its been used

The best you could do is look for missing footage.  Even that could be jimmied.

But here's another idea:  Have one person appear to be in multiple places at the same time.  Or have one guy show up on video where he isn't, and not where he is.  If you need to set someone up.

this seems like it would be easier to pull off.  could also just establish an alibi - not necessarily set someone up.

"Sir, our cameras place you at the active crime scene"

"yeah, so?  your cameras also place me at costco at the same time."

Apple Talk / parenting advice
« on: August 18, 2021, 03:13:53 am »
not sure how many parents there are here, but there's about to be one more. 

so dole out that advice.

1)it is good preparation for parenthood to every day make a sandwich.  then throw it in the trash.

2) just buy rechargeable batteries now.  the amount of batteries kids toys go through is absurd to disgusting.  just get the rechargeables now.

Apple Talk / Re: Last one to post in thread wins
« on: August 18, 2021, 03:10:49 am »
i promise to not post in this thread anymore if cram posts new formed babby picture.

Apple Talk / Re: Last one to post in thread wins
« on: August 17, 2021, 01:35:09 am »

i always thought this meme didn't get the recognition it deserves

Apple Talk / Re: Last one to post in thread wins
« on: August 11, 2021, 10:27:44 pm »
I got a new motorcycle.  It's a Victory

Apple Talk / Re: So. Walter White, etc.
« on: August 11, 2021, 02:35:54 pm »
breaking bad is the reason i won't even start any more "binge worthy" series.  i was hooked after the first episode and could do nothing but keep watching until it was over.

better call saul was ok, but i lost interest after a season or two.

Apple Talk / Re: Last one to post in thread wins
« on: August 10, 2021, 05:29:47 pm »

Apple Talk / Re: Last one to post in thread wins
« on: August 04, 2021, 03:41:44 am »
ya know, it says "last one to post in thread wins"

it doesn't say "last one to post in this thread wins"

what if this is the wrong thread?

Apple Talk / Re: Last one to post in thread wins
« on: August 03, 2021, 12:53:29 am »
This is the best possible time to be alive.
it might be the only time to be alive

Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only
« on: July 29, 2021, 06:16:38 pm »
We always call this place
Today, for the first time ever, I visited

it is a gem of yesteryear

I don't know what I'm looking at, and I don't actually care, but I really wonder how much traffic we've given this site over the decades.

the page is called "rob's web world" and he says he works at "aisle five"
so I think hemight be Rob Borsari
He might be interested to know that a bunch of hooligans visit his website for nefarious reasons.

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