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forgiveness is yours for only 20$.

you know where to send it.

i support your right to oppress those that would oppress you.

j/k.


stfu you lying methhead whiny bitch loser.

let it all otu buddy. comeon. you can't keep it bottled up liek this. you have to shit on others every single day, you know this roger, or you're niagra falls for months after. and what'll happen if condi rice wins teh next election and you still have issues laying about roger?


*HUGS*

these are the names of folks who in particular will dish it out, but will not any other circumstances take it.


east coast hustle(justin stain)
the good reverend roger
fn0rdiscordia(machine grind dream)
fizzywitz glorypoop(eric)

when they start bashing on you(and they willl), just ignore em. pointing out he obvious will only earn you further venom an da vicious smear campagin. even funnnier- other posters will back them up in this malicious lynch mobbing.

fair warning to the n00bz.


someone mind stickying this please? newbs have a right to know what they can expect here, adn that they need not concern them with the suggestions in the other forum, because eventually, these four will shit their hate all over you. because this is their therapy in disguise.

TRANSLATION:  Horab's smear campaign didn't work.

TGRR,
Thinks you're the whiniest bitch here.

smear campagin? is that the one where i use your account to whine and bitch endlessly over the past year?


here's a tissue and a hug rog.

I have never been anything other than slightly snarky to anybody but you. Also? I apologized. And I'm still sorry.

no you have definitely earned yoru spot on that list eric.

these are the names of folks who in particular will dish it out, but will not any other circumstances take it.


east coast hustle(justin stain)
the good reverend roger
fn0rdiscordia(machine grind dream)
fizzywitz glorypoop(eric)

when they start bashing on you(and they willl), just ignore em. pointing out he obvious will only earn you further venom an da vicious smear campagin. even funnnier- other posters will back them up in this malicious lynch mobbing.

fair warning to the n00bz.


someone mind stickying this please? newbs have a right to know what they can expect here, adn that they need not concern them with the suggestions in the other forum, because eventually, these four will shit their hate all over you. because this is their therapy in disguise.

hey you're still a whiny lil bitch!

hwmdf,
isn't surprised

[I find it helpful at times like these to remind myself that our true enemy is instinct. Instinct was our mother when we were an infant species. Instinct coddled us and kept us safe in those hardscrabble years when we hardened our sticks and cooked our first meals above a meager fire, and started at the shadows that leapt upon the cavern's walls. But inseparable from instinct is its dark twin, superstition. Instinct is inextricably bound to unreasoning impulses, and today we clearly see its true nature. Instinct has just become aware of its irrelevance, and like a cornered beast, it will not go down without a bloody fight. Instinct would inflict a fatal injury on our species. Instinct creates its own oppressors, and bids us rise up against them. Instinct tells us that the unknown is a threat, rather than an opportunity. Instinct slyly and covertly compels us away from change and progress. Instinct, therefore, must be expunged. It must be fought tooth and nail, beginning with the basest of human urges: the urge to reproduce.]

Let me read a letter I recently received. "Dear Dr. Breen, why has the Combine seen fit to suppress our reproductive cycle? Sincerely, a concerned citizen."

Thank you for writing, concerned. Of course, your question touches on one of the basic biological impulses, with all of its associated hopes and fears for the future of the species. I also detect some unspoken questions. Do Our Benefactors really know what's best for us? What gives them the right to make this kind of decision for mankind? Will they ever deactivate the suppression field and let us breed again?

Allow me to address the anxieties underlying your concerns, rather than try to answer every possible question you might have left unvoiced. First, let us consider the fact that for the first time ever, as a species, immortality is within our reach. This simple fact has far reaching implications; it requires radical rethinking and revision of our genetic imperatives. It also requires planning and forethought that run in direct opposition to our neural presets.

I find it helpful at times like these to remind myself that our true enemy is instinct. Instinct was our mother when we were an infant species. Instinct coddled us and kept us safe in those hardscrabble years when we hardened our sticks and cooked our first meals above a meager fire, and started at the shadows that leapt upon the cavern's walls. But inseparable from instinct is its dark twin, superstition. Instinct is inextricably bound to unreasoning impulses, and today we clearly see its true nature. Instinct has just become aware of its irrelevance, and like a cornered beast, it will not go down without a bloody fight. Instinct would inflict a fatal injury on our species. Instinct creates its own oppressors, and bids us rise up against them. Instinct tells us that the unknown is a threat, rather than an opportunity. Instinct slyly and covertly compels us away from change and progress. Instinct, therefore, must be expunged. It must be fought tooth and nail, beginning with the basest of human urges: the urge to reproduce.

We should thank Our Benefactors for giving us respite from this overpowering force. They have thrown a switch and exorcised our demons in a single stroke. They have given us the strength we never could have summoned to overcome this compulsion. They have given us purpose. They have turned our eyes toward the stars.

Let me assure you that the suppressing field will be shut off on the day that we have mastered ourselves, the day we can prove we no longer need it. And that day of transformation, I have it on good authority, is close at hand.
-Dr. Breen, Half Life 2


when you finally find that you can no longer being a part of certain people's daily sensitivity sessions, remember me.

have a nice day!

don't bother dude.


it fell on deaf ears.

on unseeing eyes.

and comparign that badly written tripe to shakespeare is like comparing roger's tripe to hst.

a pale imitation.

i bet it'll be alot moer civil without me.


<-- really thinks it won't be, even if it does get peaceful for a day or four.


in two weeks, soem anonymous troll will start sending someone emails or pm's or something, causing bumps of a highly irrelevant nature to start jumping out, insults will be flung, you'll all get the distinct an dnot all all new nature of hearing how you're inferior to someone else in a general way which doesn't include names. you might even speak your mind again, which will earn your venom.

it won't be next week, it might be next month, or next year.


i won't be here to enjoy the high schoolery of it.


i've asked the mgt to delete my account.

i know where i am not wanted, and it's abudnantly clear i'm not wanted here. it's not ech or fnord's orroger's or the nub's opinions that lead me to this conclusion.

i hope you all choke.

Remember how I was really fucking unhappy about Roger coming back?  Remember that?  

I was really, really disappointed.  Because I fucking hate drama queens.  



I'm at that point again.  GO AWAY.  Please.  


And take Roger with you.

for you sure.

i think you'll have to keep roger.

teh dual boarding didn't work, and he is forced to share with you.

Is this a board suicide?

Jesus, I hope not.

Where would we find another George W Bush - like meth head to keep us laughing?

:lol:

in your mirror?

are you really a man?

freinds, discordians, forum members, lend me yoru ears.


i made a big mistake.

i called soem folks a bad name. these folks of coruse didn't deserve this name. they didn't earn it.

they aren't the ones that repeatedly remidn you how your forum is dead.

these aren't the people that call you a cunt after you post.

these aren't teh people that tell each other what they really think of you in pm's while pretending to be yoru freind in public.


these aren't teh people that cannot allow you to hav ea conversation without beign the authority on it.

but remember, i am a liar.

because htese aren't teh people that start flirting with youa s soon as they learn yoru gender.

these aren;t the people that decide you're worthelss as soon as you disagree with them.

I am a Liar. you knwo this. you know that i have been lying to you with every word from day one.

because these are the people you know you've been marginalizing.

by naming a forum after them

by making them a moderator after they whien about being oprressed fo rmonths.

because i am lying.

because i am delusional.

because i am out of touch with reality.

these are teh people who thank you for hosting a forum by using it to inform people what is right. and how youa re very wrong.

these are teh people who demand they get their way.

these, are the alpha's, teh better people by definition.

these are the people who would tell you what a discordian is, andcertainly what it isn't

and if you don't like drama,then you're definitely not a discordian.

because of of course i am a liar.

i am a meth head.

i am delusional, and a smear campaigner.

i tell you what you may and may not do.

and i jump on you and follow you avcorss the interent to remind you that i am always right and you are always wrong.

remeber that, but msot of all, remember i am a liar.

good night, and good riddance.


ps, mgt, don't forget to sell teh forums to turd, i think he'd make a fine admin. really.

once upon a time, thso forum was fairly distinguishable from your average video game forum.

teh difference is, the mods on those are assholes.