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Principia Discordia => Techmology and Scientism => Topic started by: Nephew Twiddleton on April 16, 2012, 04:22:12 PM

Title: The Nelson Bird and Other Local Species
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on April 16, 2012, 04:22:12 PM
So, there's this bird that I keep hearing that sounds like Nelson Muntz from the Simpson's laughing. So I just called it the Nelson Bird. I would say Nelson Bird to a friend, they'd think about it and go, "Oh yeah! I know what you're talking about!" Well, I was hearing a Nelson Bird today, and I thought, "Fuck it, I have to know what bird this is!" Well, I go to google and type in:
what's that bird that sounds like nelson laughing

And fuck me, something came up.

The bird in question is Poecile atricapillus, or the Black Capped Chickadee, which, incidentally is Massachusetts' (and Maine's) state bird.

This whole time I've been wondering about this bird, comparing it to a cartoon character, and it turns out that it's one of the official symbols of my Commonwealth. I recognize it's other call too. I just never figured it to be the same species.

Well, I think it's time that I started figuring out more about the life-forms around me. In the Medium City, it's easy to largely ignore them except for a small quirk, like the Nelson laugh. Consider this a "Monster of the Week" thread. You are welcome to comment on it, or to provide your own local monsters of the week. Don't limit yourself to animals either. If you can get a really nasty bacterium or a fungus, go for it!

Has birdsong, starts of with the HA-ha!
http://www.birdjam.com/birdsong.php?id=12

Wikipedia page:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black-capped_Chickadee
Title: Re: The Nelson Bird and Other Local Species
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 16, 2012, 04:40:52 PM
I love black-capped chickadees! My grandpa used to call me Chickadee.
Title: Re: The Nelson Bird and Other Local Species
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 16, 2012, 04:41:43 PM
 :lulz: And it never occurred to me that their call sounds like Nelson's mockery.
Title: Re: The Nelson Bird and Other Local Species
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on April 16, 2012, 04:56:12 PM
Quote from: Nigel on April 16, 2012, 04:40:52 PM
I love black-capped chickadees! My grandpa used to call me Chickadee.

looking at pictures of them, I don't think I've actually seen one before, just heard them. But they're friggin cute!
Title: Re: The Nelson Bird and Other Local Species
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on April 16, 2012, 10:58:39 PM
Player doesn't work for me.  :sad:
Title: Re: The Nelson Bird and Other Local Species
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on April 16, 2012, 11:22:33 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on April 16, 2012, 10:58:39 PM
Player doesn't work for me.  :sad:

The HA-ha is at the beginning of this one too.

You can also hear the call it's named after: chicka-dee-dee-dee (predator warning. The more dees, the more dangerous)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjl9MUojYzY
Title: Re: The Nelson Bird and Other Local Species
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on April 16, 2012, 11:24:03 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on April 16, 2012, 11:22:33 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on April 16, 2012, 10:58:39 PM
Player doesn't work for me.  :sad:

The HA-ha is at the beginning of this one too.

You can also hear the call it's named after: chicka-dee-dee-dee (predator warning. The more dees, the more dangerous)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjl9MUojYzY

Though, I must say it sounds more like ticka-ha-ha-ha to me.
Title: Re: The Nelson Bird and Other Local Species
Post by: Kai on April 17, 2012, 03:00:17 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on April 16, 2012, 04:22:12 PM
So, there's this bird that I keep hearing that sounds like Nelson Muntz from the Simpson's laughing. So I just called it the Nelson Bird. I would say Nelson Bird to a friend, they'd think about it and go, "Oh yeah! I know what you're talking about!" Well, I was hearing a Nelson Bird today, and I thought, "Fuck it, I have to know what bird this is!" Well, I go to google and type in:
what's that bird that sounds like nelson laughing

And fuck me, something came up.

The bird in question is Poecile atricapillus, or the Black Capped Chickadee, which, incidentally is Massachusetts' (and Maine's) state bird.

This whole time I've been wondering about this bird, comparing it to a cartoon character, and it turns out that it's one of the official symbols of my Commonwealth. I recognize it's other call too. I just never figured it to be the same species.

Well, I think it's time that I started figuring out more about the life-forms around me. In the Medium City, it's easy to largely ignore them except for a small quirk, like the Nelson laugh. Consider this a "Monster of the Week" thread. You are welcome to comment on it, or to provide your own local monsters of the week. Don't limit yourself to animals either. If you can get a really nasty bacterium or a fungus, go for it!

Has birdsong, starts of with the HA-ha!
http://www.birdjam.com/birdsong.php?id=12

Wikipedia page:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black-capped_Chickadee

Chicadees are one of those badass birds too. They're the sort you see flying around and chirping in a winter storm, as if to say "Weather? What weather?".
Title: Re: The Nelson Bird and Other Local Species
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on April 17, 2012, 03:04:36 AM
Quote from: ZL 'Kai' Burington, M.S. on April 17, 2012, 03:00:17 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on April 16, 2012, 04:22:12 PM
So, there's this bird that I keep hearing that sounds like Nelson Muntz from the Simpson's laughing. So I just called it the Nelson Bird. I would say Nelson Bird to a friend, they'd think about it and go, "Oh yeah! I know what you're talking about!" Well, I was hearing a Nelson Bird today, and I thought, "Fuck it, I have to know what bird this is!" Well, I go to google and type in:
what's that bird that sounds like nelson laughing

And fuck me, something came up.

The bird in question is Poecile atricapillus, or the Black Capped Chickadee, which, incidentally is Massachusetts' (and Maine's) state bird.

This whole time I've been wondering about this bird, comparing it to a cartoon character, and it turns out that it's one of the official symbols of my Commonwealth. I recognize it's other call too. I just never figured it to be the same species.

Well, I think it's time that I started figuring out more about the life-forms around me. In the Medium City, it's easy to largely ignore them except for a small quirk, like the Nelson laugh. Consider this a "Monster of the Week" thread. You are welcome to comment on it, or to provide your own local monsters of the week. Don't limit yourself to animals either. If you can get a really nasty bacterium or a fungus, go for it!

Has birdsong, starts of with the HA-ha!
http://www.birdjam.com/birdsong.php?id=12

Wikipedia page:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black-capped_Chickadee

Chicadees are one of those badass birds too. They're the sort you see flying around and chirping in a winter storm, as if to say "Weather? What weather?".

That's awesome! I saw that they lower their body temperature in winter, but I never hear them around then. Probably too busy being bad-ass to talk.
Title: Re: The Nelson Bird and Other Local Species
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on April 17, 2012, 10:26:51 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on April 16, 2012, 11:22:33 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on April 16, 2012, 10:58:39 PM
Player doesn't work for me.  :sad:

The HA-ha is at the beginning of this one too.

You can also hear the call it's named after: chicka-dee-dee-dee (predator warning. The more dees, the more dangerous)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjl9MUojYzY

Thanks for that!

I miss those birds you have up there. Especially the bigass ravens.

I saw a big bird's head in the middle of Flax Pond in Lynn, once. It went underwater and didn't come up anywhere that I could see. Somebody told me it was a comorant.  :fnord:

I saw a wild turkey running through somebody's yard in Lynn, too.
Title: Re: The Nelson Bird and Other Local Species
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on April 17, 2012, 10:30:57 PM
There was a turkey in villagers yard three weeks ago. Fuckers are big.
Title: Re: The Nelson Bird and Other Local Species
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on April 17, 2012, 10:32:13 PM
There was also a peacock chilling outside a starbucks on beacon st in brookline when i lived there. Still dont know what that was about.
Title: Re: The Nelson Bird and Other Local Species
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on April 17, 2012, 10:42:59 PM
In Texas we have buzzards downtown.
Title: Re: The Nelson Bird and Other Local Species
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on April 17, 2012, 10:44:00 PM
Wow. They must love the odd murder.
Title: Re: The Nelson Bird and Other Local Species
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on April 17, 2012, 10:49:06 PM
They take their time. Circle, land, hop around, pick the shirt open, hop around, pick the eyes...

I've only seen them with animals, but I knew somebody who found a body and had to shoo them off.
Title: Re: The Nelson Bird and Other Local Species
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on April 17, 2012, 10:50:41 PM
Cleanup in Mass is all seagulls, am I right? Don't remember seeing any buzzards.
Title: Re: The Nelson Bird and Other Local Species
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 17, 2012, 10:54:38 PM
I saw a huge flock of cormorants on Saturday! I love those guys. Also there was a shit ton of Gray Herons in a field, and then Space Cowboy told us about the time he got shat on by one. Apparently one landed on the port above his room on a boat, and when he tried to open it, it shat and flew off, and the shit slid into his cabin and got all over his bed. It reportedly smelled like rotten fish and had the consistency of snot.

Anyway, Gray Herons. Also a shit ton of bald eagle nests on top of telephone poles. I love Portland.
Title: Re: The Nelson Bird and Other Local Species
Post by: Don Coyote on April 17, 2012, 10:56:50 PM
My dad hooked a cormorant once when we were out deep sea fishing. The fucker dived under to snag the bait. :lulz:
Title: Re: The Nelson Bird and Other Local Species
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on April 17, 2012, 11:31:00 PM
Yep. Seagulls are nasty creatures. Theyll hover over you if youre eating fries on castle island. And by over you i mean like two feet above you. I imagine pigeons to a degree as well.
Title: Re: The Nelson Bird and Other Local Species
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on April 18, 2012, 12:26:53 AM
Yeah, and up there they come a long way inland and hang around dumpsters, crapping on cars at the supermarkets.  :lol:

Ours pretty much stay on the beach. I think we have a different kind, they have little dark caps and seem to be smaller. They sound like they're laughing at you.  :p
Title: Re: The Nelson Bird and Other Local Species
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on April 18, 2012, 12:30:50 AM
Quote from: Guru Coyote on April 17, 2012, 10:56:50 PM
My dad hooked a cormorant once when we were out deep sea fishing. The fucker dived under to snag the bait. :lulz:

:lulz:

What did he do, cut the line or reel it in?
Title: Re: The Nelson Bird and Other Local Species
Post by: Don Coyote on April 18, 2012, 02:11:37 AM
had to cut the line. i'm not sure that even if we had been on our own boat, if he would hav reeled it in.
Title: Re: The Nelson Bird and Other Local Species
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on April 18, 2012, 02:50:28 AM
Quote from: Guru Coyote on April 18, 2012, 02:11:37 AM
had to cut the line. i'm not sure that even if we had been on our own boat, if he would hav reeled it in.

He's smart. Probably best not to reel in a pissed off, freaked out cormorant. 
I imagine some people have, though. :lol:
Title: Re: The Nelson Bird and Other Local Species
Post by: Kai on April 18, 2012, 03:04:39 AM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on April 17, 2012, 10:49:06 PM
They take their time. Circle, land, hop around, pick the shirt open, hop around, pick the eyes...

I've only seen them with animals, but I knew somebody who found a body and had to shoo them off.

Turkey vultures are awesome. They are much bigger than they look from a distance.
Title: Re: The Nelson Bird and Other Local Species
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on April 18, 2012, 03:57:40 AM
Quote from: ZL 'Kai' Burington, M.S. on April 18, 2012, 03:04:39 AM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on April 17, 2012, 10:49:06 PM
They take their time. Circle, land, hop around, pick the shirt open, hop around, pick the eyes...

I've only seen them with animals, but I knew somebody who found a body and had to shoo them off.

Turkey vultures are awesome. They are much bigger than they look from a distance.

Yes, some of them look at least knee high. I think they're the biggest birds we have around here.

The only way you can tell them from the eagles when they're gliding is they bend their wing tips.