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Now make a list of words that don't start with z!

DANCE!

I went through all the religious chatrooms and did a Fnord Sonar Ping. A few funny results, but mostly I was just ignored amongst the quotings and petty disagreements......

I dont have any time left tonight, but tomorrow I'm going to go introduce my concept of nothing-exists to everyone.

Nothing is real!!

Nothing is a concept, and concepts are real, so therefore is real!

Furthermore nothing is possible, but nothing (being something) is impossible!

Nothing has stayed the same since the beginning of time!

.......I'm glad to have cleared up the existence of 'therefore'.

there have been wars between two countries with coca-cola before though. Coca-cola is a drink at McDonalds, therefore:

Coca-Cola = McDonalds
Coca-Cola = Coke

Therefore

Coke = McDonalds

Coke = War

McDonalds = War

And finally:
I switched the subject in question from coca-cola, to cocaine.

Snort the clown, drop the bomb! Enjoy Coca-Cola Fnord!

I think hes trying to say that no matter how many balloons we launch at Mars, nothing can stop the hypno-toad, not even PeeWee Herman.

If anyone ever gets any meaning out of my posts, they have meant wrong. My flavor of speech confuses you, no? Gep. And how many of you will yilky- meant sounds like mint, but more like man-t which is a man-flavored mint popular among cannibals and liberals, but mint is another flavor from man, so it is actually a man-flavored lozenge, which may or may not make sense, because there is possibly a lozenge flavored lozenge. Which means that eating = cannabalism/liberalism. The word lint may also figure into the equation somehow, but we are still attempting to cram more sticks of butter into the blender back at my house, we might just use the garbage disposal in the sink if its taking too long, we used the disposal on my fake wedding day, which was -1337 days from then. Sink sounds like sink. Or mink. Those things are cute, but probably smell bad. They should eat mints. If minks ate mints, they aren't cannibals or liberals, because as I said earlier(or later, so confusing) eating= cannabalism/liberalism, but only in the case of humans. In the case of minks, eating mints means fresh breath for long time Jah love for everybody mon!

I rest my suitcase nuke.

(ok then)

Next on the agenda, tophats that look like cacti.
(may need copy-paste)
http://members.tripod.com/wbfoto/wbf010.jpg

Your opinions?

We only have around 5 billion years until the sun dies. (I find that number funny.)

We haven't even been around 1 billion years and we have all this figured out:
We know Hugh doesn't like fake psychonauts, whatever the fuck those are.

Sol's got 5 billion left on the tickety-tock.

All hail our new SPACE LOBSTER LEADERS!
Who recognize us as the dumb monkeys we are.

WE WILL ALL BE DEAD IN 5 BILLION YEARS!Or not.....

So, can we synthesize all this information into one phrase?!

No, probably no, maybe, but mostly no.

(Pass the sunscreen.)

So, I don't get what this is all about, are you saying Eris isn't wacky?

The Greeks didn't think she was wacky, and they were punished. I think if anything is mandatory in this religion, its the wackiness.
My remote control is mute!
-Or not being wacky in the face of wackiness, which is wacky in and of itself.

I don't think we are actually talking about the same deity as the Greeks really, as it has been said many times, she was reinvented by Discordianism.
Great Green Goblins Greet Grievious Goons Gathering Groovy Gravy. Poptarts are done!
She is wacky because we try to promote wackiness, or at least the happiness that comes from it, and the whole non-conformist 'look-at-it-from-a-different-angle' mentality.......

Right??

The funniest part is when you overdose on ink cartridges!Indulge in your thoughtcrimes[/color]

Are you saying the elder gods aren't talking to me??

Voomf on that...........

The guy that runs the place is probably a grey alien in league with the Illuminati/Bank of Canada, and probably jerks off to the pictures on Fridays.

I'ma send one   !

They have laws regarding discordians reproducing.

In a bout of coincidentality, the laws regard the eating of floor surfaces.
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And people with the last name whitehouse.
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(yet)Indulge in your thoughtcrime