Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Two vast and trunkless legs of stone => Topic started by: zarathustrasbastardson on April 12, 2018, 12:22:29 AM

Title: Zarathustra's babbling
Post by: zarathustrasbastardson on April 12, 2018, 12:22:29 AM
I was called so I responded.  :fnord: this is psychosis not dischord.  You need to tell these things to your mama not a bunch of internet trolls.  They and I are not your friends.  They are instigators and linley lonley people.  If you really think you would like to go to Alcatraz take a bus. I hope that you'd see a good dr friend on the way.  Please no hurt no one, me small, me from far away, me no mean no harm me want $ me get angry me not talking like me now.  Ahem.  Anywho sis. Hope you using this as a good place to vent - not any worse.  Life fucking sucks. :eek:
Title: Re: Zarathustra's babbling
Post by: Doktor Howl on April 12, 2018, 12:44:04 AM
Quote from: zarathustrasbastardson on April 12, 2018, 12:22:29 AM
I was called so I responded.  :fnord: this is psychosis not dischord.  You need to tell these things to your mama not a bunch of internet trolls.  They and I are not your friends.  They are instigators and linley lonley people.  If you really think you would like to go to Alcatraz take a bus. I hope that you'd see a good dr friend on the way.  Please no hurt no one, me small, me from far away, me no mean no harm me want $ me get angry me not talking like me now.  Ahem.  Anywho sis. Hope you using this as a good place to vent - not any worse.  Life fucking sucks. :eek:

I didn't call you.  Fuck off, nutcase. 
Title: Re: Zarathustra's babbling
Post by: Doktor Howl on April 12, 2018, 12:48:41 AM
Cain or Faust, can I get a thread split, please?
Title: Re: Zarathustra's babbling
Post by: zarathustrasbastardson on April 12, 2018, 01:31:45 AM
Guess what fucktard! I've been studying this shit for 20+ years and you are not in the least discordian, you are another shitnosed brat bringing workplace politics into a philosophical foru . No by golly you didn't call me you special priss.. The goddess did. So make sure to enjoy your bureaucracy numbnuts  :fnord: teeheehee... runs away but constantly glancing back...
Title: Re: Zarathustra's babbling
Post by: Doktor Howl on April 12, 2018, 02:32:39 AM
Quote from: zarathustrasbastardson on April 12, 2018, 01:31:45 AM
Guess what fucktard! I've been studying this shit for 20+ years and you are not in the least discordian, you are another shitnosed brat bringing workplace politics into a philosophical foru . No by golly you didn't call me you special priss.. The goddess did. So make sure to enjoy your bureaucracy numbnuts  :fnord: teeheehee... runs away but constantly glancing back...

Take your meds.
Title: Re: Zarathustra's babbling
Post by: The Wizard Joseph on April 12, 2018, 03:27:08 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 12, 2018, 02:32:39 AM
Quote from: zarathustrasbastardson on April 12, 2018, 01:31:45 AM
Guess what fucktard! I've been studying this shit for 20+ years and you are not in the least discordian, you are another shitnosed brat bringing workplace politics into a philosophical foru . No by golly you didn't call me you special priss.. The goddess did. So make sure to enjoy your bureaucracy numbnuts  :fnord: teeheehee... runs away but constantly glancing back...

Take your meds.
For real.
Title: Re: Zarathustra's babbling
Post by: zarathustrasbastardson on April 12, 2018, 10:06:44 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 12, 2018, 02:32:39 AM
Quote from: zarathustrasbastardson on April 12, 2018, 01:31:45 AM
Guess what fucktard! I've been studying this shit for 20+ years and you are not in the least discordian, you are another shitnosed brat bringing workplace politics into a philosophical foru . No by golly you didn't call me you special priss.. The goddess did. So make sure to enjoy your bureaucracy numbnuts  :fnord: teeheehee... runs away but constantly glancing back...

Take your meds.
The meds are a placebo - you and your conceited fan base are the problem.

(And my weakness sets in - I wish it had all worked out better for everyone.  Why did the gods shun Eris?)

You bitching about losing a buddy at work is not in any way discordian.

Sent from my SM-G950U using Tapatalk

Title: Re: Zarathustra's babbling
Post by: Doktor Howl on April 13, 2018, 12:46:33 AM
Quote from: zarathustrasbastardson on April 12, 2018, 10:06:44 PM

You bitching about losing a buddy at work is not in any way discordian.


I gotta ask:  So what?
Title: Re: Zarathustra's babbling
Post by: zarathustrasbastardson on April 13, 2018, 01:40:41 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 13, 2018, 12:46:33 AM
Quote from: zarathustrasbastardson on April 12, 2018, 10:06:44 PM

You bitching about losing a buddy at work is not in any way discordian.


I gotta ask:  So what?
Well, whatevs.. you found a home here.  And that is very nice. Like I said, I was called.  The goddess works in mysterious ways. Tomorrow is hot dog day.  I'll do my best to oblige.  However, and we all pretty much know this, this page is less about discordians and more about psuedo intellectual punkism.  But have fun! Just don't let it go to your head too much.  Were noobiles.. when I crack the formula that proves the law of 5s I'll let you know.
Title: Re: Zarathustra's babbling
Post by: Vanadium Gryllz on April 13, 2018, 02:11:09 AM
Boy I sure am glad someone is finally here to tell us how to be really real Discordians.
Title: Re: Zarathustra's babbling
Post by: The Wizard Joseph on April 13, 2018, 03:51:03 AM
Quote from: Vanadium Gryllz on April 13, 2018, 02:11:09 AM
Boy I sure am glad someone is finally here to tell us how to be really real Discordians.

:lulz:

All. The. Time.
Title: Re: Zarathustra's babbling
Post by: LMNO on April 13, 2018, 12:46:19 PM
Quote from: zarathustrasbastardson on April 13, 2018, 01:40:41 AM
fnord


aM i DoInG iT rIgHt?
Title: Re: Zarathustra's babbling
Post by: hooplala on April 13, 2018, 08:41:56 PM
Quote from: zarathustrasbastardson on April 13, 2018, 01:40:41 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 13, 2018, 12:46:33 AM
Quote from: zarathustrasbastardson on April 12, 2018, 10:06:44 PM

You bitching about losing a buddy at work is not in any way discordian.


I gotta ask:  So what?
Well, whatevs.. you found a home here.  And that is very nice. Like I said, I was called.  The goddess works in mysterious ways. Tomorrow is hot dog day.  I'll do my best to oblige.  However, and we all pretty much know this, this page is less about discordians and more about psuedo intellectual punkism.  But have fun! Just don't let it go to your head too much.  Were noobiles.. when I crack the formula that proves the law of 5s I'll let you know.

She also called me. She confided that she was prank calling you... she and I shared some Molotov cocktails at Woodstock 99, so I know she wouldn't jive me. Have a hotdog, add some meds to the mustard. Carry an umbrella, just in case. And fuck off.
Title: Re: Zarathustra's babbling
Post by: Cain on April 13, 2018, 09:55:20 PM
Quote from: LMNO on April 13, 2018, 12:46:19 PM
Quote from: zarathustrasbastardson on April 13, 2018, 01:40:41 AM
fnord


aM i DoInG iT rIgHt?

(https://orig00.deviantart.net/ef9a/f/2008/365/2/8/ur_doin_it_wrong_by_necrossmon.jpg)
Title: Re: Zarathustra's babbling
Post by: zarathustrasbastardson on April 13, 2018, 11:25:29 PM
Nuff said cogs and sprockets (https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20180413/d606d71f6745792fba91d6b7fa2eedc6.jpg)
Title: Re: Zarathustra's babbling
Post by: zarathustrasbastardson on April 13, 2018, 11:45:41 PM
Couldn't resist.  You are such hypocritical bitches.  Gossip is not art. Exploitation is not discordian.  Gossip is not discordian.  Everybody share pics of bits an pieces with tea!
(You'll get it when you're older)(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20180413/752a31fb26d86604c623950f90457b7e.jpg)
Title: Re: Zarathustra's babbling
Post by: The Wizard Joseph on April 13, 2018, 11:47:46 PM
Since you would seek to blandly describe us a cogs and sprockets I'd ask how you would describe yourself. What are you, and what gives you the perspective to judge folks like Greyface himself?

Oh and your little pineal is hanging out. Thought you should know.
Title: Re: Zarathustra's babbling
Post by: zarathustrasbastardson on April 14, 2018, 12:11:02 AM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on April 13, 2018, 11:47:46 PM
Since you would seek to blandly describe us a cogs and sprockets I'd ask how you would describe yourself. What are you, and what gives you the perspective to judge folks like Greyface himself?

Oh and your little pineal is hanging out. Thought you should know.
Myself: an aberrant champion of the qualities that our choices hold moment to moment to make the world a more just and verdant place (that includes a shitton of lovely dischord)

As far as i judging you- Eh, your quotes are enough.  Further you should have had a question mark instead of a period on your first sentence of the post I am replying to now (see my dissertation on privaledge.)

Look, shit, I didn't come here to start a war.  I was sent by the goddess to give some perspective that you may be straying from the path.

Anarchy is not discordian. Capitalism is not discordian and nor is fascism.

I expect no reply to this but also expect no reply that is. Shit blow the foreign heckubus I have no end but fn...

Title: Re: Zarathustra's babbling
Post by: zarathustrasbastardson on April 14, 2018, 12:13:14 AM
Oh shit!

https://youtu.be/JNsKvZo6MDs

Ya Mama https://g.co/kgs/QgLFus
Title: Re: Zarathustra's babbling
Post by: zarathustrasbastardson on April 14, 2018, 12:21:15 AM
That's exactly it! You are not discordian because you want your discord nice and tidy and you want to make a tidy profit too.

Thus me having my own thread.

Elite sourpusses
Title: Re: Zarathustra's babbling
Post by: zarathustrasbastardson on April 14, 2018, 12:24:36 AM
So: to sum : I neither expect or want a response.  The goddess sent me to take you down a few notches and remind you of 
Title: Re: Zarathustra's babbling
Post by: The Wizard Joseph on April 14, 2018, 12:32:04 AM
Quote from: zarathustrasbastardson on April 14, 2018, 12:11:02 AM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on April 13, 2018, 11:47:46 PM
Since you would seek to blandly describe us a cogs and sprockets I'd ask how you would describe yourself. What are you, and what gives you the perspective to judge folks like Greyface himself?

Oh and your little pineal is hanging out. Thought you should know.
Myself: an aberrant champion of the qualities that our choices hold moment to moment to make the world a more just and verdant place (that includes a shitton of lovely dischord)

As far as i judging you- Eh, your quotes are enough.  Further you should have had a question mark instead of a period on your first sentence of the post I am replying to now (see my dissertation on privaledge.)

Look, shit, I didn't come here to start a war.  I was sent by the goddess to give some perspective that you may be straying from the path.

Anarchy is not discordian. Capitalism is not discordian and nor is fascism.

I expect no reply to this but also expect no reply that is. Shit blow the foreign heckubus I have no end but fn...


Quote from: zarathustrasbastardson on April 14, 2018, 12:11:02 AM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on April 13, 2018, 11:47:46 PM
Since you would seek to blandly describe us a cogs and sprockets I'd ask how you would describe yourself. What are you, and what gives you the perspective to judge folks like Greyface himself?

Oh and your little pineal is hanging out. Thought you should know.
Myself: an aberrant champion of the qualities that our choices hold moment to moment to make the world a more just and verdant place (that includes a shitton of lovely dischord)

As far as i judging you- Eh, your quotes are enough.  Further you should have had a question mark instead of a period on your first sentence of the post I am replying to now (see my dissertation on privaledge.)

Look, shit, I didn't come here to start a war.  I was sent by the goddess to give some perspective that you may be straying from the path.

Anarchy is not discordian. Capitalism is not discordian and nor is fascism.

I expect no reply to this but also expect no reply that is. Shit blow the foreign heckubus I have no end but fn...

My first sentence was a statement.

I get it. You're a Grey cabbage. You cannot even relate to the other cabbages due to partial pineal activation and so spew nonsense about all the etheric static in your head that you've mistaken for a 'true path' that for some reason others aren't following. Do you follow me? What have you ever contributed to Her? I see only a blathering, grey, dried out cabbage unfit for even a chao to eat. Moreover I think on some level you sense this and need to act out in subconscious frustration. Surely it's US that have gone astray, you say, even as you sit festering not in a nice cabbage patch, nor on The Road, but in a ditch you insist is just where others should be too
If only we
Were enlightened
Like you
Title: Re: Zarathustra's babbling
Post by: zarathustrasbastardson on April 14, 2018, 12:32:20 AM
Technical prowess is not discordian either
Title: Re: Zarathustra's babbling
Post by: zarathustrasbastardson on April 14, 2018, 12:34:43 AM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on April 14, 2018, 12:32:04 AM
Quote from: zarathustrasbastardson on April 14, 2018, 12:11:02 AM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on April 13, 2018, 11:47:46 PM
Since you would seek to blandly describe us a cogs and sprockets I'd ask how you would describe yourself. What are you, and what gives you the perspective to judge folks like Greyface himself?

Oh and your little pineal is hanging out. Thought you should know.
Myself: an aberrant champion of the qualities that our choices hold moment to moment to make the world a more just and verdant place (that includes a shitton of lovely dischord)

As far as i judging you- Eh, your quotes are enough.  Further you should have had a question mark instead of a period on your first sentence of the post I am replying to now (see my dissertation on privaledge.)

Look, shit, I didn't come here to start a war.  I was sent by the goddess to give some perspective that you may be straying from the path.

Anarchy is not discordian. Capitalism is not discordian and nor is fascism.

I expect no reply to this but also expect no reply that is. Shit blow the foreign heckubus I have no end but fn...


Quote from: zarathustrasbastardson on April 14, 2018, 12:11:02 AM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on April 13, 2018, 11:47:46 PM
Since you would seek to blandly describe us a cogs and sprockets I'd ask how you would describe yourself. What are you, and what gives you the perspective to judge folks like Greyface himself?

Oh and your little pineal is hanging out. Thought you should know.
Myself: an aberrant champion of the qualities that our choices hold moment to moment to make the world a more just and verdant place (that includes a shitton of lovely dischord)

As far as i judging you- Eh, your quotes are enough.  Further you should have had a question mark instead of a period on your first sentence of the post I am replying to now (see my dissertation on privaledge.)

Look, shit, I didn't come here to start a war.  I was sent by the goddess to give some perspective that you may be straying from the path.

Anarchy is not discordian. Capitalism is not discordian and nor is fascism.

I expect no reply to this but also expect no reply that is. Shit blow the foreign heckubus I have no end but fn...

My first sentence was a statement.

I get it. You're a Grey cabbage. You cannot even relate to the other cabbages due to partial pineal activation and so spew nonsense about all the etheric static in your head that you've mistaken for a 'true path' that for some reason others aren't following. Do you follow me? What have you ever contributed to Her? I see only a blathering, grey, dried out cabbage unfit for even a chao to eat. Moreover I think on some level you sense this and need to act out in subconscious frustration. Surely it's US that have gone astray, you say, even as you sit festering not in a nice cabbage patch, nor on The Road, but in a ditch you insist is just where others should be too
If only we
Were enlightened
Like you
If indeed I were a grey cabbage I would be content as you are mr. Wizard
Title: Re: Zarathustra's babbling
Post by: The Wizard Joseph on April 14, 2018, 01:19:09 AM
Quote from: zarathustrasbastardson on April 14, 2018, 12:34:43 AM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on April 14, 2018, 12:32:04 AM
Quote from: zarathustrasbastardson on April 14, 2018, 12:11:02 AM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on April 13, 2018, 11:47:46 PM
Since you would seek to blandly describe us a cogs and sprockets I'd ask how you would describe yourself. What are you, and what gives you the perspective to judge folks like Greyface himself?

Oh and your little pineal is hanging out. Thought you should know.
Myself: an aberrant champion of the qualities that our choices hold moment to moment to make the world a more just and verdant place (that includes a shitton of lovely dischord)

As far as i judging you- Eh, your quotes are enough.  Further you should have had a question mark instead of a period on your first sentence of the post I am replying to now (see my dissertation on privaledge.)

Look, shit, I didn't come here to start a war.  I was sent by the goddess to give some perspective that you may be straying from the path.

Anarchy is not discordian. Capitalism is not discordian and nor is fascism.

I expect no reply to this but also expect no reply that is. Shit blow the foreign heckubus I have no end but fn...


Quote from: zarathustrasbastardson on April 14, 2018, 12:11:02 AM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on April 13, 2018, 11:47:46 PM
Since you would seek to blandly describe us a cogs and sprockets I'd ask how you would describe yourself. What are you, and what gives you the perspective to judge folks like Greyface himself?

Oh and your little pineal is hanging out. Thought you should know.
Myself: an aberrant champion of the qualities that our choices hold moment to moment to make the world a more just and verdant place (that includes a shitton of lovely dischord)

As far as i judging you- Eh, your quotes are enough.  Further you should have had a question mark instead of a period on your first sentence of the post I am replying to now (see my dissertation on privaledge.)

Look, shit, I didn't come here to start a war.  I was sent by the goddess to give some perspective that you may be straying from the path.

Anarchy is not discordian. Capitalism is not discordian and nor is fascism.

I expect no reply to this but also expect no reply that is. Shit blow the foreign heckubus I have no end but fn...

My first sentence was a statement.

I get it. You're a Grey cabbage. You cannot even relate to the other cabbages due to partial pineal activation and so spew nonsense about all the etheric static in your head that you've mistaken for a 'true path' that for some reason others aren't following. Do you follow me? What have you ever contributed to Her? I see only a blathering, grey, dried out cabbage unfit for even a chao to eat. Moreover I think on some level you sense this and need to act out in subconscious frustration. Surely it's US that have gone astray, you say, even as you sit festering not in a nice cabbage patch, nor on The Road, but in a ditch you insist is just where others should be too
If only we
Were enlightened
Like you
If indeed I were a grey cabbage I would be content as you are mr. Wizard

Content is what you lack. Peeling back a few layers may find you not rotten through. Perhaps there is still a green heart to you... But this Wizard doubts it mr. Cabbage. I'm definitely not here to judge those odds however. I'm here because I have friends here and I have a lifelong interest in Eris and Her doings. In truth I'm not a Discordian. Nobody who identifies as A Discordian is really A Discordian. You have to GET IT and then you're Discordian whether or not you want to be. As for me, I merely find truth in fantasy, especially Hers.

You I find precious little to. You're mistaking being boring and boorish for being brave in Her causes. Come to show us how to Human while yet still grey, by the way. Don't take that wrong.
Title: Re: Zarathustra's babbling
Post by: zarathustrasbastardson on April 14, 2018, 01:29:13 AM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on April 14, 2018, 01:19:09 AM
Quote from: zarathustrasbastardson on April 14, 2018, 12:34:43 AM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on April 14, 2018, 12:32:04 AM
Quote from: zarathustrasbastardson on April 14, 2018, 12:11:02 AM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on April 13, 2018, 11:47:46 PM
Since you would seek to blandly describe us a cogs and sprockets I'd ask how you would describe yourself. What are you, and what gives you the perspective to judge folks like Greyface himself?

Oh and your little pineal is hanging out. Thought you should know.
Myself: an aberrant champion of the qualities that our choices hold moment to moment to make the world a more just and verdant place (that includes a shitton of lovely dischord)

As far as i judging you- Eh, your quotes are enough.  Further you should have had a question mark instead of a period on your first sentence of the post I am replying to now (see my dissertation on privaledge.)

Look, shit, I didn't come here to start a war.  I was sent by the goddess to give some perspective that you may be straying from the path.

Anarchy is not discordian. Capitalism is not discordian and nor is fascism.

I expect no reply to this but also expect no reply that is. Shit blow the foreign heckubus I have no end but fn...


Quote from: zarathustrasbastardson on April 14, 2018, 12:11:02 AM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on April 13, 2018, 11:47:46 PM
Since you would seek to blandly describe us a cogs and sprockets I'd ask how you would describe yourself. What are you, and what gives you the perspective to judge folks like Greyface himself?

Oh and your little pineal is hanging out. Thought you should know.
Myself: an aberrant champion of the qualities that our choices hold moment to moment to make the world a more just and verdant place (that includes a shitton of lovely dischord)

As far as i judging you- Eh, your quotes are enough.  Further you should have had a question mark instead of a period on your first sentence of the post I am replying to now (see my dissertation on privaledge.)

Look, shit, I didn't come here to start a war.  I was sent by the goddess to give some perspective that you may be straying from the path.

Anarchy is not discordian. Capitalism is not discordian and nor is fascism.

I expect no reply to this but also expect no reply that is. Shit blow the foreign heckubus I have no end but fn...

My first sentence was a statement.

I get it. You're a Grey cabbage. You cannot even relate to the other cabbages due to partial pineal activation and so spew nonsense about all the etheric static in your head that you've mistaken for a 'true path' that for some reason others aren't following. Do you follow me? What have you ever contributed to Her? I see only a blathering, grey, dried out cabbage unfit for even a chao to eat. Moreover I think on some level you sense this and need to act out in subconscious frustration. Surely it's US that have gone astray, you say, even as you sit festering not in a nice cabbage patch, nor on The Road, but in a ditch you insist is just where others should be too
If only we
Were enlightened
Like you
If indeed I were a grey cabbage I would be content as you are mr. Wizard

Content is what you lack. Peeling back a few layers may find you not rotten through. Perhaps there is still a green heart to you... But this Wizard doubts it mr. Cabbage. I'm definitely not here to judge those odds however. I'm here because I have friends here and I have a lifelong interest in Eris and Her doings. In truth I'm not a Discordian. Nobody who identifies as A Discordian is really A Discordian. You have to GET IT and then you're Discordian whether or not you want to be. As for me, I merely find truth in fantasy, especially Hers.

You I find precious little to. You're mistaking being boring and boorish for being brave in Her causes. Come to show us how to Human while yet still grey, by the way. Don't take that wrong.
Have three fingers tonight compadre.  The world keeps turning. Unless I'm mistaken; the mission is fulfilled.
Title: Re: Zarathustra's babbling
Post by: The Wizard Joseph on April 14, 2018, 01:45:19 AM
Quote from: zarathustrasbastardson on April 14, 2018, 01:29:13 AM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on April 14, 2018, 01:19:09 AM
Quote from: zarathustrasbastardson on April 14, 2018, 12:34:43 AM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on April 14, 2018, 12:32:04 AM
Quote from: zarathustrasbastardson on April 14, 2018, 12:11:02 AM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on April 13, 2018, 11:47:46 PM
Since you would seek to blandly describe us a cogs and sprockets I'd ask how you would describe yourself. What are you, and what gives you the perspective to judge folks like Greyface himself?

Oh and your little pineal is hanging out. Thought you should know.
Myself: an aberrant champion of the qualities that our choices hold moment to moment to make the world a more just and verdant place (that includes a shitton of lovely dischord)

As far as i judging you- Eh, your quotes are enough.  Further you should have had a question mark instead of a period on your first sentence of the post I am replying to now (see my dissertation on privaledge.)

Look, shit, I didn't come here to start a war.  I was sent by the goddess to give some perspective that you may be straying from the path.

Anarchy is not discordian. Capitalism is not discordian and nor is fascism.

I expect no reply to this but also expect no reply that is. Shit blow the foreign heckubus I have no end but fn...


Quote from: zarathustrasbastardson on April 14, 2018, 12:11:02 AM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on April 13, 2018, 11:47:46 PM
Since you would seek to blandly describe us a cogs and sprockets I'd ask how you would describe yourself. What are you, and what gives you the perspective to judge folks like Greyface himself?

Oh and your little pineal is hanging out. Thought you should know.
Myself: an aberrant champion of the qualities that our choices hold moment to moment to make the world a more just and verdant place (that includes a shitton of lovely dischord)

As far as i judging you- Eh, your quotes are enough.  Further you should have had a question mark instead of a period on your first sentence of the post I am replying to now (see my dissertation on privaledge.)

Look, shit, I didn't come here to start a war.  I was sent by the goddess to give some perspective that you may be straying from the path.

Anarchy is not discordian. Capitalism is not discordian and nor is fascism.

I expect no reply to this but also expect no reply that is. Shit blow the foreign heckubus I have no end but fn...

My first sentence was a statement.

I get it. You're a Grey cabbage. You cannot even relate to the other cabbages due to partial pineal activation and so spew nonsense about all the etheric static in your head that you've mistaken for a 'true path' that for some reason others aren't following. Do you follow me? What have you ever contributed to Her? I see only a blathering, grey, dried out cabbage unfit for even a chao to eat. Moreover I think on some level you sense this and need to act out in subconscious frustration. Surely it's US that have gone astray, you say, even as you sit festering not in a nice cabbage patch, nor on The Road, but in a ditch you insist is just where others should be too
If only we
Were enlightened
Like you
If indeed I were a grey cabbage I would be content as you are mr. Wizard

Content is what you lack. Peeling back a few layers may find you not rotten through. Perhaps there is still a green heart to you... But this Wizard doubts it mr. Cabbage. I'm definitely not here to judge those odds however. I'm here because I have friends here and I have a lifelong interest in Eris and Her doings. In truth I'm not a Discordian. Nobody who identifies as A Discordian is really A Discordian. You have to GET IT and then you're Discordian whether or not you want to be. As for me, I merely find truth in fantasy, especially Hers.

You I find precious little to. You're mistaking being boring and boorish for being brave in Her causes. Come to show us how to Human while yet still grey, by the way. Don't take that wrong.
Have three fingers tonight compadre.  The world keeps turning. Unless I'm mistaken; the mission is fulfilled.

Alright
I'll bite

What mission?
Title: Re: Zarathustra's babbling
Post by: Doktor Howl on April 14, 2018, 06:10:05 AM
TWJ,

You are arguing with a crazy person.

Yours truly,
Ferdinand Marcos
Title: Re: Zarathustra's babbling
Post by: Doktor Howl on April 14, 2018, 06:11:08 AM
Quote from: Vanadium Gryllz on April 13, 2018, 02:11:09 AM
Boy I sure am glad someone is finally here to tell us how to be really real Discordians.

LMNO and I have been waiting for this moment for 16 years.
Title: Re: Zarathustra's babbling
Post by: The Wizard Joseph on April 14, 2018, 06:34:03 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 14, 2018, 06:10:05 AM
TWJ,

You are arguing with a crazy person.

Yours truly,
Ferdinand Marcos

Point taken. And you'll always be more of a Baby Doc Duvalier to me sir.  :lol:
Title: Re: Zarathustra's babbling
Post by: zarathustrasbastardson on April 14, 2018, 02:44:38 PM
But, but, but the gods are crazy

Peace, love, humor and discordiananism.

And this

https://www.google.com/search?safe=off&ei=yATSWtPtGtDi_AaQj4_gDw&q=youtube+at+a+medium+pace&oq=youtube+at+a+medium+pace&gs_l=mobile-gws-serp.12...3308.14407..15590...0....148.1468.15j2..........1..mobile-gws-wiz-serp.......0j0i71j0i131j0i67j0i22i30.wGFlu9RbbPA%3D

Happy rotting friends!
Title: Re: Zarathustra's babbling
Post by: LMNO on April 17, 2018, 12:51:27 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 14, 2018, 06:11:08 AM
Quote from: Vanadium Gryllz on April 13, 2018, 02:11:09 AM
Boy I sure am glad someone is finally here to tell us how to be really real Discordians.

LMNO and I have been waiting for this moment for 16 years.

The anticipation is killing me.
Title: Re: Zarathustra's babbling
Post by: hooplala on April 17, 2018, 09:43:55 PM
Quote from: zarathustrasbastardson on April 14, 2018, 12:11:02 AM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on April 13, 2018, 11:47:46 PM
Since you would seek to blandly describe us a cogs and sprockets I'd ask how you would describe yourself. What are you, and what gives you the perspective to judge folks like Greyface himself?

Oh and your little pineal is hanging out. Thought you should know.
Myself: an aberrant champion of the qualities that our choices hold moment to moment to make the world a more just and verdant place (that includes a shitton of lovely dischord)

As far as i judging you- Eh, your quotes are enough.  Further you should have had a question mark instead of a period on your first sentence of the post I am replying to now (see my dissertation on privaledge.)

Look, shit, I didn't come here to start a war.  I was sent by the goddess to give some perspective that you may be straying from the path.

Anarchy is not discordian. Capitalism is not discordian and nor is fascism.

I expect no reply to this but also expect no reply that is. Shit blow the foreign heckubus I have no end but fn...

Please. Continue telling us what is not discordian. I am making a list and am beside myself about what else will be added next.

Keep em coming!
Title: Re: Zarathustra's babbling
Post by: ReverendJesus on April 29, 2018, 12:21:11 PM
Quote from: zarathustrasbastardson on April 14, 2018, 12:11:02 AM
Further you should have had a question mark instead of a period on your first sentence

Please keep telling us about your respect for the rules of grammar, and also how Really Real Discordian you are.
Title: Re: Zarathustra's babbling
Post by: Faust on April 30, 2018, 10:56:07 AM
Quote from: zarathustrasbastardson on April 14, 2018, 12:24:36 AM
So: to sum : I neither expect or want a response.  The goddess sent me to take you down a few notches and remind you of

Wow, you really pulled back the curtain and pulled down a peg or two....
Title: Re: Zarathustra's babbling
Post by: Faust on April 30, 2018, 11:02:53 AM
Quote from: zarathustrasbastardson on April 13, 2018, 11:45:41 PM
Couldn't resist.  You are such hypocritical bitches.  Gossip is not art. Exploitation is not discordian.  Gossip is not discordian.  Everybody share pics of bits an pieces with tea!
(You'll get it when you're older)(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20180413/752a31fb26d86604c623950f90457b7e.jpg)

This annoys me:
I only ever installed tapatalk because 50% of the site now access the forum through smartphones and tablets, I don't use it so I didn't realise they stick ads in. If I can find an alternative without that shit on it I will use it.
Title: Re: Zarathustra's babbling
Post by: Doktor Howl on May 01, 2018, 05:58:13 AM
Quote from: Faust on April 30, 2018, 11:02:53 AM
Quote from: zarathustrasbastardson on April 13, 2018, 11:45:41 PM
Couldn't resist.  You are such hypocritical bitches.  Gossip is not art. Exploitation is not discordian.  Gossip is not discordian.  Everybody share pics of bits an pieces with tea!
(You'll get it when you're older)(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20180413/752a31fb26d86604c623950f90457b7e.jpg)

This annoys me:
I only ever installed tapatalk because 50% of the site now access the forum through smartphones and tablets, I don't use it so I didn't realise they stick ads in. If I can find an alternative without that shit on it I will use it.

I use a laptop.
Title: Re: Zarathustra's babbling
Post by: Cain on May 01, 2018, 12:53:01 PM
Yeah, I tried using tapatalk once, it made me decide to either use Safari or my laptop to access the site.
Title: Re: Zarathustra's babbling
Post by: The Wizard Joseph on May 01, 2018, 02:26:16 PM
I use a small pay-as-you-go cell phone. I just refuse to use Tapatalk. I can still navigate the site pretty well and read what I want to. I'm a little bit limited on how well I can express through my phone, but not by much