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Principia Discordia => Think for Yourself, Schmuck! => Topic started by: nahaeei on May 08, 2017, 05:34:46 PM

Title: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life, Purpose of Human Life,
Post by: nahaeei on May 08, 2017, 05:34:46 PM
Practical Explanation ( For Example ) :- `1st of all can you tell me every single seconds detail from that time when you born ?? ( i need every seconds detail ?? that what- what you have thought and done on every single second )

can you tell me every single detail of your `1 cheapest Minute Or your whole hour, day, week, month, year or your whole life ??

if you are not able to tell me about this life then what proof do you have that you didn't forget your past ? and that you will not forget this present life in the future ?

that is Fact that Supreme Lord Krishna exists but we posses no such intelligence to understand him.
there is also next life. and i already proved you that no scientist, no politician, no so-called intelligent man in this world is able to understand this Truth. cuz they are imagining. and you cannot imagine what is god, who is god, what is after life etc.
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for example :Your father existed before your birth. you cannot say that before your birth your father don,t exists.

So you have to ask from mother, "Who is my father?" And if she says, "This gentleman is your father," then it is all right. It is easy.
Otherwise, if you makes research, "Who is my father?" go on searching for life; you'll never find your father.

( now maybe...maybe you will say that i will search my father from D.N.A, or i will prove it by photo's, or many other thing's which i will get from my mother and prove it that who is my Real father.{ So you have to believe the authority. who is that authority ? she is your mother. you cannot claim of any photo's, D.N.A or many other things without authority ( or ur mother ).

if you will show D.N.A, photo's, and many other proofs from other women then your mother. then what is use of those proofs ??} )

same you have to follow real authority. "Whatever You have spoken, I accept it," Then there is no difficulty. And You are accepted by Devala, Narada, Vyasa, and You are speaking Yourself, and later on, all the acaryas have accepted. Then I'll follow.
I'll have to follow great personalities. The same reason mother says, this gentleman is my father. That's all. Finish business. Where is the necessity of making research? All authorities accept Krsna, the Supreme Personality of Godhead. You accept it; then your searching after God is finished.

Why should you waste your time?
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all that is you need is to hear from authority ( same like mother ). and i heard this truth from authority " Srila Prabhupada " he is my spiritual master.
im not talking these all things from my own.
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in this world no `1 can be Peace full. this is all along Fact.

cuz we all are suffering in this world 4 Problems which are Disease, Old age, Death, and Birth after Birth.

tell me are you really happy ?? you can,t be happy if you will ignore these 4 main problem. then still you will be Forced by Nature.
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if you really want to be happy then follow these 6 Things which are No illicit s.ex, No g.ambling, No d.rugs ( No tea & coffee ), No meat-eating ( No onion & garlic's )

5th thing is whatever you eat `1st offer it to Supreme Lord Krishna. ( if you know it what is Guru parama-para then offer them food not direct Supreme Lord Krishna )

and 6th " Main Thing " is you have to Chant " hare krishna hare krishna krishna krishna hare hare hare rama hare rama rama rama hare hare ".
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If your not able to follow these 4 things no illicit s.ex, no g.ambling, no d.rugs, no meat-eating then don,t worry but chanting of this holy name ( Hare Krishna Maha-Mantra ) is very-very and very important.

Chant " hare krishna hare krishna krishna krishna hare hare hare rama hare rama rama rama hare hare " and be happy.

if you still don,t believe on me then chant any other name for 5 Min's and chant this holy name for 5 Min's and you will see effect. i promise you it works And chanting at least 16 rounds ( each round of 108 beads ) of the Hare Krishna maha-mantra daily.
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Here is no Question of Holy Books quotes, Personal Experiences, Faith or Belief. i accept that Sometimes Faith is also Blind. Here is already Practical explanation which already proved that every`1 else in this world is nothing more then Busy Foolish and totally idiot.
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Source(s):
every `1 is already Blind in this world and if you will follow another Blind then you both will fall in hole. so try to follow that person who have Spiritual Eyes who can Guide you on Actual Right Path. ( my Authority & Guide is my Spiritual Master " Srila Prabhupada " )
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if you want to see Actual Purpose of human life then see this link : ( triple w ( d . o . t ) asitis ( d . o . t ) c . o . m {Bookmark it })
read it complete. ( i promise only readers of this book that they { he/she } will get every single answer which they want to know about why im in this material world, who im, what will happen after this life, what is best thing which will make Human Life Perfect, and what is perfection of Human Life. ) purpose of human life is not to live like animal cuz every`1 at present time doing 4 thing which are sleeping, eating, s.ex & fear. purpose of human life is to become freed from Birth after birth, Old Age, Disease, and Death.
Title: Re: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life, Purpose of Human Life,
Post by: The Wizard Joseph on May 08, 2017, 08:32:15 PM
I disagree. Go sell your magic dolls and cheesy mantras to real suckers. There is no escape from these "4 problems" you speak of and asceticism is for fools in light of this. If anything embracing the flesh together with passions, pain, and its impermanence can help with acceptance of this. Whatever you do don't waste your time on the names of "gods" promising escape. They're not there to help you,  just keep you in line.
Title: Re: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life, Purpose of Human Life,
Post by: Junkenstein on May 08, 2017, 09:24:53 PM
Looked expecting spam, not disappointed.

This arse must be spamming a lot too given that links and simple words like "sex" are broken up. Been caught out by that elsewhere eh?
Title: Re: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life, Purpose of Human Life,
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 09, 2017, 02:11:31 AM
It's in the right subforum, though.

If he does it again, he's out.
Title: Re: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life, Purpose of Human Life,
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 09, 2017, 02:13:25 AM
Quoteif you really want to be happy then follow these 6 Things which are No illicit s.ex, No g.ambling, No d.rugs ( No tea & coffee ), No meat-eating ( No onion & garlic's )

5th thing is whatever you eat `1st offer it to Supreme Lord Krishna. ( if you know it what is Guru parama-para then offer them food not direct Supreme Lord Krishna )

and 6th " Main Thing " is you have to Chant " hare krishna hare krishna krishna krishna hare hare hare rama hare rama rama rama hare hare ".

This doesn't seem like it would make me happy at all.  In fact, it seems like it would make me homicidal.

No coffee?  What the fuck is THAT?

Mormon Hare Krishnas.  Fucking horrible.
Title: Re: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life, Purpose of Human Life,
Post by: nahaeei on May 09, 2017, 04:25:40 AM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on May 08, 2017, 08:32:15 PM
I disagree. Go sell your magic dolls and cheesy mantras to real suckers. There is no escape from these "4 problems" you speak of and asceticism is for fools in light of this. If anything embracing the flesh together with passions, pain, and its impermanence can help with acceptance of this. Whatever you do don't waste your time on the names of "gods" promising escape. They're not there to help you,  just keep you in line.

and now You can avoid the creator, but you cannot say He doesn't exist. Whether or not you accept the creator's authority is your business; but you cannot say there is no creator.

For example :- there are so many outlaws who say, "We don't want to obey the government." If you don't like the government, that is your business. But there is a government -- you can't deny that.
Title: Re: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life, Purpose of Human Life,
Post by: nahaeei on May 09, 2017, 04:28:35 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 09, 2017, 02:13:25 AM
Quoteif you really want to be happy then follow these 6 Things which are No illicit s.ex, No g.ambling, No d.rugs ( No tea & coffee ), No meat-eating ( No onion & garlic's )

5th thing is whatever you eat `1st offer it to Supreme Lord Krishna. ( if you know it what is Guru parama-para then offer them food not direct Supreme Lord Krishna )

and 6th " Main Thing " is you have to Chant " hare krishna hare krishna krishna krishna hare hare hare rama hare rama rama rama hare hare ".

This doesn't seem like it would make me happy at all.  In fact, it seems like it would make me homicidal.

No coffee?  What the fuck is THAT?

Mormon Hare Krishnas.  Fucking horrible.

so you mean mormons have another explanation like this Practical explanation ? alright explain it now. so that we can see what is what.

and if they have given you no explanation then why do you **impose** ( or shift burdon of proof ) mormons authority on us ( The Hare Krishnas ) why ?
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alright so next question is If everything is pleasure, then why you take the counteractive process ( in sex life ) ? Why do you want to kill child? Pleasure? Why do you take contraceptive method if it is pleasure?

what is your answer ? ( and you do know it ? that your western civilization is suicidal or soul killing civilization.)
Title: Re: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life, Purpose of Human Life,
Post by: LMNO on May 09, 2017, 01:05:13 PM
If I have this correct, you've taken the time to bold some of your phrases, but you don't seem to have the wherewithal to take a moment to punctuate or

GRAMMAR CHECK

your sentences?

What's up with that, I wonder?
Title: Re: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life, Purpose of Human Life,
Post by: Junkenstein on May 09, 2017, 01:23:02 PM
Wait, are you saying Krishna's aren't on drugs? Wandering around airports chanting in robes and a shaved head really strongly suggests drugs.
Title: Re: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life, Purpose of Human Life,
Post by: Junkenstein on May 09, 2017, 01:24:38 PM
Quote from: LMNO on May 09, 2017, 01:05:13 PM
If I have this correct, you've taken the time to bold some of your phrases, but you don't seem to have the wherewithal to take a moment to punctuate or

GRAMMAR CHECK

your sentences?

What's up with that, I wonder?

Drugs. And or mental illness. Calling it now, this one isn't in the same reality as you or I.
Title: Re: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life, Purpose of Human Life,
Post by: nahaeei on May 09, 2017, 05:23:41 PM
Quote from: LMNO on May 09, 2017, 01:05:13 PM
If I have this correct, you've taken the time to bold some of your phrases, but you don't seem to have the wherewithal to take a moment to punctuate or

GRAMMAR CHECK

your sentences?

What's up with that, I wonder?

although my english is not very grammatically, rhetorically correct and Rascals are concerned with grammar. Actual workers are concerned with thoughts.

and at the top why do you falsely think that you are the actual worker ? why do you think like that ? ( foolish idiot )
Title: Re: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life, Purpose of Human Life,
Post by: nahaeei on May 09, 2017, 05:28:16 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on May 09, 2017, 01:23:02 PM
Wait, are you saying Krishna's aren't on drugs? Wandering around airports chanting in robes and a shaved head really strongly suggests drugs.

and there may stay thousands of conspiracies against us ( The Hare Krishnas ) but where is the fault in teaching ? kindly point out the damn fallacy in this Practical explanation. come on go ahead and do it now. ( after all its an open challenge )
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and at the top you cant point out any fallacy. your only policy is to **give dog bad name and hang it.** you are just an damn failure cuz you cannot point out any fallacy. you are such rascal idiot. who is already failure.
Title: Re: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life, Purpose of Human Life,
Post by: Junkenstein on May 09, 2017, 06:51:37 PM
Quote from: nahaeei on May 09, 2017, 05:28:16 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on May 09, 2017, 01:23:02 PM
Wait, are you saying Krishna's aren't on drugs? Wandering around airports chanting in robes and a shaved head really strongly suggests drugs.

and there may stay thousands of conspiracies against us ( The Hare Krishnas ) but where is the fault in teaching ? kindly point out the damn fallacy in this Practical explanation. come on go ahead and do it now. ( after all its an open challenge )
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and at the top you cant point out any fallacy. your only policy is to **give dog bad name and hang it.** you are just an damn failure cuz you cannot point out any fallacy. you are such rascal idiot. who is already failure.

You sound upset.

Is that because you're pretty incoherent or because I'm unable to pick out an argument for anything in that wall of drivel?

You should be able to calm down by chanting shamalamadingdong 400 times while shoving your robes up your arse. Prove me wrong.
Title: Re: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life, Purpose of Human Life,
Post by: nahaeei on May 09, 2017, 07:09:38 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on May 09, 2017, 06:51:37 PM
Quote from: nahaeei on May 09, 2017, 05:28:16 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on May 09, 2017, 01:23:02 PM
Wait, are you saying Krishna's aren't on drugs? Wandering around airports chanting in robes and a shaved head really strongly suggests drugs.

and there may stay thousands of conspiracies against us ( The Hare Krishnas ) but where is the fault in teaching ? kindly point out the damn fallacy in this Practical explanation. come on go ahead and do it now. ( after all its an open challenge )
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and at the top you cant point out any fallacy. your only policy is to **give dog bad name and hang it.** you are just an damn failure cuz you cannot point out any fallacy. you are such rascal idiot. who is already failure.

You sound upset.

Is that because you're pretty incoherent or because I'm unable to pick out an argument for anything in that wall of drivel?

You should be able to calm down by chanting shamalamadingdong 400 times while shoving your robes up your arse. Prove me wrong.

and you also dont sound like the damn actual worker. so why shall i go on beating the damn dead horse like you ? who is falsely polishing himself as actual worker ? you are failure. you hvae been failed in suppling another verifiable and tangible explanation.

and your failure is the proof that your duplicity is not going to help you. that is all.
Title: Re: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life, Purpose of Human Life,
Post by: LMNO on May 09, 2017, 07:14:18 PM
Point of error: The term "worker" not defined by user.

Please update your system and resubmit.
Title: Re: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life, Purpose of Human Life,
Post by: nahaeei on May 09, 2017, 07:37:08 PM
Quote from: LMNO on May 09, 2017, 07:14:18 PM
Point of error: The term "worker" not defined by user.

Please update your system and resubmit.

try to understand it my ( dull ) fellow that dead horse(s) like you never walks. that is not possible.
Title: Re: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life, Purpose of Human Life,
Post by: Junkenstein on May 09, 2017, 07:40:02 PM
Fuck it, lets have some fun shall we?

Quotethat is Fact that Supreme Lord Krishna exists but we posses no such intelligence to understand him.

Citation and empirical proof needed. Please present Krishna for evaluation and testing.

Quoteif you will show D.N.A, photo's, and many other proofs from other women then your mother. then what is use of those proofs ??} )

What use is any proof? What use is science? What is thinking and have you tried it?

QuoteAll authorities accept Krsna, the Supreme Personality of Godhead. You accept it; then your searching after God is finished.

Why should you waste your time?

What? I'm an authority. I don't accept it. So is Roger, Cain, Nigel, LMNO and most of the board in their various fields. I'm pretty sure I'd have noticed them chanting ooh ee ooh ahh ahh ting tang walla wall bing bang at some point and asked them which brand of cough syrup they've been mixing with their coffee at some point.

Why indeed, should I waste my time on an apparent crackhead?

Quoteall that is you need is to hear from authority ( same like mother ). and i heard this truth from authority " Srila Prabhupada " he is my spiritual master.
im not talking these all things from my own.

So not only are you unoriginal, you've had this crap relayed to you by an almighty guru who from a google appears to be this guy:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A._C._Bhaktivedanta_Swami_Prabhupada

Dead in '77. When did he teach you all this nonsense? That wikipedia page is a garbled mess too, don't look for enlightenment there folks.
This is more telling:
http://www.radhanathswami.com/srila-prabhupada/

QuoteAfter 35 days at sea he finally arrived at a lonely Brooklyn pier with just seven dollars in Indian rupees and a crate of his translations of sacred Sanskrit texts.

Let me guess, he owned a lot of luxury items right? Seems to have made a good living fleecing idiots and seekers.

QuoteIn the eleven years that followed, Srila Prabhupada circled the globe fourteen times,

They don't let you travel for free, and that's more airmiles than probably the whole board combined. Shot in the dark, he owned a few rolls royces too, right? Anyway, enough of your guru and back to you eh?

Quotein this world no `1 can be Peace full. this is all along Fact.

cuz we all are suffering in this world 4 Problems which are Disease, Old age, Death, and Birth after Birth.

You don't sound very peaceful and there's a lot more problems than those 4. For instance, Climate change. Or wealth inequality. Or Poverty. Or random assholes acting like crazy people with ZaNy FoRmaTtInG. Because we all know random formatting changes makes any argument bulletproof.


[size=0px]if you really want to be happy then follow these 6 Things which are No illicit s.ex, No g.ambling, No d.rugs ( No tea & coffee ), No meat-eating ( No onion & garlic's )[/size]
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Empirically demonstrate why these things bring happiness. I've just imagined life without sex, gambling drugs and fish and quite frankly I'm furious. Taking away garlic is just the final kick in the balls and I think ECH may just spit on you for that alone.

[size=0px]5th thing is whatever you eat `1st offer it to Supreme Lord Krishna. ( if you know it what is Guru parama-para then offer them food not direct Supreme Lord Krishna )[/size]
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Why? Is the supreme lord not capable of making his own food? Sounds like a lazy bastard who needs to shift his arse to the kitchen occasionally.

[size=0px]If your not able to follow these 4 things no illicit s.ex, no g.ambling, no d.rugs, no meat-eating then don,t worry but chanting of this holy name ( Hare Krishna Maha-Mantra ) is very-very and very important.[/size]
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Why? Is the Supreme Lords ego so fucking fragile it can't survive without muppets in robes cheering for him?

[size=0px]Here is no Question of Holy Books quotes, Personal Experiences, Faith or Belief. i accept that Sometimes Faith is also Blind. Here is already Practical explanation which already proved that every`1 else in this world is nothing more then Busy Foolish and totally idiot.[/size]
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What? "Here is no proof or logic, but it's totally legit yo". If this is what you consider to be an "explanation" I consider you mentally deficient and unworthy of what is in your skull. Seek professional help.

[size=0px]if you want to see Actual Purpose of human life then see this link : ( triple w ( d . o . t ) asitis ( d . o . t ) c . o . m {Bookmark it })[/size]
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What, again? Who knew that the answers to everything was just a website away! We've all been such fools.

Click Here for Your Bhagavad Gita Starter Kit!
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[size=78%]Oh. [/size]
Price: £9.50
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[size=78%]Oh. [/size]
Well I guess I need to spend a tenner on this tripe for enlightenment then? Quite frankly, you are full of shit and bad ideas. You need them kicking out of you, with great gusto. And I'll bet 5 Euro you don't have the balls to critically examine this shit because your brain is already a bag of goo from all the chanting. You sir, are as enlightened as a standard turnip. You may now commence acting like an idiot for my amusement.

edit to add, my own formatting appears to have gone to shit. The irony. Ah well, fuck it. Its the most interesting thing about this thread
Title: Re: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life, Purpose of Human Life,
Post by: Junkenstein on May 09, 2017, 07:40:52 PM
Quote from: nahaeei on May 09, 2017, 07:37:08 PM
Quote from: LMNO on May 09, 2017, 07:14:18 PM
Point of error: The term "worker" not defined by user.

Please update your system and resubmit.

try to understand it my ( dull ) fellow that dead horse(s) like you never walks. that is not possible.

Good sir, you appear to be a shitheel.
Title: Re: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life, Purpose of Human Life,
Post by: nahaeei on May 09, 2017, 07:58:19 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on May 09, 2017, 07:40:02 PM
Fuck it, lets have some fun shall we?

Quotethat is Fact that Supreme Lord Krishna exists but we posses no such intelligence to understand him.

Citation and empirical proof needed. Please present Krishna for evaluation and testing.

and now if you want to understand Krishna as he is than `1st of all you have to prove it that there is such intelligence by which you will understand him.

and the first step to know it that weather there is such intelligence or not is to recall everything which you have thought or done on each second within`1 minute. come on ( foolish idiot ) now come to point and recall everything ( after all its an open challenge )
Title: Re: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life, Purpose of Human Life,
Post by: Junkenstein on May 09, 2017, 08:01:12 PM
Quote from: nahaeei on May 09, 2017, 07:58:19 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on May 09, 2017, 07:40:02 PM
Fuck it, lets have some fun shall we?

Quotethat is Fact that Supreme Lord Krishna exists but we posses no such intelligence to understand him.

Citation and empirical proof needed. Please present Krishna for evaluation and testing.

and now if you want to understand Krishna as he is than `1st of all you have to prove it that there is such intelligence by which you will understand him.

and the first step to know it that weather there is such intelligence or not is to recall everything which you have thought or done on each second within`1 minute. come on ( foolish idiot ) now come to point and recall everything ( after all its an open challenge )

Done. I have a photographic memory and can even recall the womb. I am cosmically aware.

And Krishna thinks you're a prick.
Title: Re: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life, Purpose of Human Life,
Post by: LMNO on May 09, 2017, 08:09:50 PM
Quoteall that is you need is to hear from authority ( same like mother ). and i heard this truth from authority " Srila Prabhupada " he is my spiritual master.
im not talking these all things from my own.

Oh, Appeal to Authority.

Well, my current short-term spiritual advisor is the Good Reverend Roger.  Who I can prove exists, which is bonus.

And he says, "The failure of a sent communication is the fault of the sender, not the receiver."

Yours etc,
:hosrie:
Title: Re: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life, Purpose of Human Life,
Post by: Junkenstein on May 09, 2017, 08:10:41 PM
From the sacred texts:

QuoteKrishna was squatting enduring another bout of Dehli Belly. He spake:
"Gandhi! My rectum is ablaze! Lava pours from within! It burns, it burns!
And Gandhi Spake:
"that is not the worst problem. We have but a single sheet of single ply shitpaper between us. Cleaning up shall be problematic
And Krishna spake:
"That's not a problem, we're both wearing these stupid robes. Did thy mother not teach you what shirt-tails were for?
And Gandhi was enlightened
And Krishna spake again:
"Knock that dopey look off, my ass does burn like a thousand suns and you're not helping by looking at me like that"
And Gandhi was further enlightened.

You can by the whole book directly from me or half your net worth and property. It's worth it, Krishna said so himself.
Title: Re: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life, Purpose of Human Life,
Post by: Faust on May 09, 2017, 08:44:52 PM
How dare you disrespect my beliefs: Krishna died in the trenches of world war one alongside Thor and The Carpenter. This man is unpatriotic as he is not respecting the memory of our fallen patriots, our war heroes.
Title: Re: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life, Purpose of Human Life,
Post by: nahaeei on May 09, 2017, 08:49:11 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on May 09, 2017, 08:01:12 PM
Quote from: nahaeei on May 09, 2017, 07:58:19 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on May 09, 2017, 07:40:02 PM
Fuck it, lets have some fun shall we?

Quotethat is Fact that Supreme Lord Krishna exists but we posses no such intelligence to understand him.

Citation and empirical proof needed. Please present Krishna for evaluation and testing.

and now if you want to understand Krishna as he is than `1st of all you have to prove it that there is such intelligence by which you will understand him.

and the first step to know it that weather there is such intelligence or not is to recall everything which you have thought or done on each second within`1 minute. come on ( foolish idiot ) now come to point and recall everything ( after all its an open challenge )

Done. I have a photographic memory and can even recall the womb. I am cosmically aware.

And Krishna thinks you're a prick.

such an foolish idiot like you who is not aware of what he has think or thought within`1 cheap minute and now who is not able to recall anything at all. is aware of entire cosmic situation ? ( just see the fun ) and i have to believe such an foolish dog like you ? ( just see the folly )
Title: Re: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life, Purpose of Human Life,
Post by: Junkenstein on May 09, 2017, 08:53:24 PM
Interesting things from the wiki page:

(quote beneath picture)
QuotePrabhupada on a morning walk with Karlfried Graf Dürckheim in Frankfurt in June 1974.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karlfried_Graf_D%C3%BCrckheim
QuoteKarl Friedrich Alfred Heinrich Ferdinand Maria Graf Eckbrecht von Dürckheim-Montmartin (24 October 1896 – 28 December 1988) was a German diplomat, psychotherapist and Zen Master. A veteran of World War I, he was introduced to Zen Buddhism early in life. After obtaining a doctorate in psychology, he became an avid supporter of the Nazi Party. Following World War II he was imprisoned in Japan which transformed him spiritually. Upon returning to Germany he became a leading proponent of the Western esoteric spiritual tradition, synthesizing teachings from Christian Mysticism, Depth Psychology and Zen Buddhism.[1]

QuoteIn 1933 Dürckheim joined the Sturmabteilung. In 1934 he spent 6 months in South Africa on behalf of the Reich Minister of Education to contact Germans living there and to urge them not to abandon Nazism.[6] During his visit he met secretly with the Afrikaner Broederbond to urge them to follow Nazi ideals, including anti-Semitism.[11] By 1935 he had become chief assistant to Joachim von Ribbentrop, head of the Büro Ribbentrop and later Nazi Germany's Minister for Foreign Affairs. In that year Dürckheim brokered a meeting between Lord Beaverbrook and Hitler
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karlfried_Graf_D%C3%BCrckheim#Nazi_career_and_years_in_Japan

Plenty of dodgy shit here. Looks typical of the links between gurus and a liking for hitler.

QuoteA number of memorial samadhis or shrines to Bhaktivedanta Swami were constructed by the members of ISKCON in his remembrance, the largest of which are in Mayapur, Vrindavan and at the larger sized temples in America. Prabhupada's Palace of Gold was designed and constructed by devotees of the New Vrindavan community and dedicated on 2 September 1979. Back in 1972 it was intended to be simply a residence for Bhaktivedanta Swami, but over time the plans evolved into an ornate marble and gold palace which is now visited by thousands of Hindu pilgrims each year, visiting this centerpiece of the community strongly relying upon tourist trade.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Vrindaban,_West_Virginia#Prabhupada.27s_Palace_of_Gold

QuoteIt reportedly cost $600,000 in materials, and the labor was donated by the devotees.[16][17] The unpaid workers were often untrained and learned on the job.[18]

Kirtanananda explained, "In the beginning, we didn't even know how to lay blocks. As our Krishna consciousness developed, our building skills developed, then our creativity developed, and the scope of the project developed

It just gets worse the more you look. This guru, like every guru, is an awful sack of shit.
Title: Re: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life, Purpose of Human Life,
Post by: Faust on May 09, 2017, 08:56:04 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on May 09, 2017, 08:53:24 PM

It just gets worse the more you look. This guru, like every guru, is an awful sack of shit.

Do they at least get good Kool aid?
Title: Re: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life, Purpose of Human Life,
Post by: Junkenstein on May 09, 2017, 08:57:17 PM
Quote from: nahaeei on May 09, 2017, 08:49:11 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on May 09, 2017, 08:01:12 PM
Quote from: nahaeei on May 09, 2017, 07:58:19 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on May 09, 2017, 07:40:02 PM
Fuck it, lets have some fun shall we?

Quotethat is Fact that Supreme Lord Krishna exists but we posses no such intelligence to understand him.

Citation and empirical proof needed. Please present Krishna for evaluation and testing.

and now if you want to understand Krishna as he is than `1st of all you have to prove it that there is such intelligence by which you will understand him.

and the first step to know it that weather there is such intelligence or not is to recall everything which you have thought or done on each second within`1 minute. come on ( foolish idiot ) now come to point and recall everything ( after all its an open challenge )

Done. I have a photographic memory and can even recall the womb. I am cosmically aware.

And Krishna thinks you're a prick.

such an foolish idiot like you who is not aware of what he has think or thought within`1 cheap minute and now who is not able to recall anything at all. is aware of entire cosmic situation ? ( just see the fun ) and i have to believe such an foolish dog like you ? ( just see the folly )

I recall everything, on a cosmic scale. Prove I do not.

Krishna says your arrogance shames him by the way.

And your guru is a sack of shit who should have spent a lot of time in jail for fraud. He didn't because cretins like you enabled him. I'd believe me over a worthless dead guy. I'm much more fun and won't tell you off for fucking, for instance.
Title: Re: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life, Purpose of Human Life,
Post by: Junkenstein on May 09, 2017, 08:59:07 PM
Quote from: Faust on May 09, 2017, 08:56:04 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on May 09, 2017, 08:53:24 PM

It just gets worse the more you look. This guru, like every guru, is an awful sack of shit.

Do they at least get good Kool aid?

I would assume not. Got to save that money to get the guru another Rolls Royce, right?
Title: Re: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life, Purpose of Human Life,
Post by: Junkenstein on May 09, 2017, 09:00:21 PM
Quote from: Faust on May 09, 2017, 08:44:52 PM
How dare you disrespect my beliefs: Krishna died in the trenches of world war one alongside Thor and The Carpenter. This man is unpatriotic as he is not respecting the memory of our fallen patriots, our war heroes.

Hey now, you know who was in the ww1 trenches?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karlfried_Graf_D%C3%BCrckheim
The gurus mate.
Title: Re: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life, Purpose of Human Life,
Post by: nahaeei on May 09, 2017, 09:00:26 PM
Quote from: LMNO on May 09, 2017, 08:09:50 PM
Quoteall that is you need is to hear from authority ( same like mother ). and i heard this truth from authority " Srila Prabhupada " he is my spiritual master.
im not talking these all things from my own.

Oh, Appeal to Authority.

Well, my current short-term spiritual advisor is the Good Reverend Roger.  Who I can prove exists, which is bonus.

And he says, "The failure of a sent communication is the fault of the sender, not the receiver."

Yours etc,
:hosrie:

so your father didnt exited before your birth ? and have you seen him before your birth ? have you seen him ? even you cannot tell this thing without the help of your real mother. that who is your real father. and you want to ( foolishly ) challenge Krishnas authority ? ( just see the fun )

and no saying that there is no father before your birth. and you were dropped from the sky into the womb of your mother. that is not possible. ( foolish dog )
Title: Re: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life, Purpose of Human Life,
Post by: Junkenstein on May 09, 2017, 09:11:54 PM
Here's another laugh, this guys been spamming this crap over at least another dozen forums. Most have ignored it, a couple have banned him.

And yet here we try and do our holy duty to educate and he gets pissy. Bad form. Still hasn't even acknowledged my omniscience. This is what I deserve for trying to help the ignorant.

I am open to using my cosmic awareness for others should they desire it. Go on, ask me anything.
Title: Re: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life, Purpose of Human Life,
Post by: 00.dusk on May 09, 2017, 09:43:14 PM
What is the true nature of reality, and why does it seem to pair Good Values with Bad Hair and Sociopathy?

Also, what did I have for breakfast last week? I have forgotten but I want it again anyway.
Title: Re: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life, Purpose of Human Life,
Post by: Junkenstein on May 09, 2017, 09:52:51 PM
Quote from: 00.dusk on May 09, 2017, 09:43:14 PM
What is the true nature of reality, and why does it seem to pair Good Values with Bad Hair and Sociopathy?

Also, what did I have for breakfast last week? I have forgotten but I want it again anyway.

1 - The True nature of reality is cold and uncaring. It is an illusion to associate any values with hairstyles as the entire human species is sociopathic beyond your understanding. That said, there is a direct correlation between bad hair and terrible people. Humans still vote for the candidate they percive to have the best hair which is a damning indictment of Hillary stylist.

2 - You mainly had Toast, Cereals and fried meats. The meat was not what it was labelled as, it was in fact horse. You'll enjoy it when you try it again.

You also wondered "Who owns this gold place?"
Its owned by:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Society_for_Krishna_Consciousness
Any problems here?

QuoteISKCON has experienced a number of significant internal problems, the majority of which occurred from the late seventies onwards, and especially within the decade following Prabhupada's death.[50] ISKCON has also been scrutinised by some anti-cult movements.

QuoteBrainwashing cases[edit]
A brainwashing lawsuit filed by an Orange County mother and daughter Robin George in 1984 turned into a drawn-out legal battle with numerous appeals reaching the Supreme Court.

Robin George contended that the Hare Krishnas prey on minors; she was 14 at the time when she left her parents' Cypress home to join the Hare Krishnas. At a civil trial later, jurors found that the Krishnas had brainwashed her and kept her hidden from her frantic parents. They even found that her father's fatal heart attack was related to the stress from the months he spent searching in vain across the country for his daughter. The group was not protected by the Constitution for the emotional distress it caused in deceiving the parents by pretending not to know their daughter's whereabouts, the court held.[54][55]

The court eventually reduced the original $32.5 million award to $500,000 plus interest, dismissing charges of brainwashing, intentional emotional distress and libel.[56][57][58][59]

Murder cases[edit]
Kirtanananda Swami, or Swami Bhaktipada, a leader of ISKCON expelled from the organisation in 1987 for various deviations,[60] pleaded guilty before his 1996 retrial to one count of racketeering and after serving 8 years of a 20-year prison sentence was subsequently released in 2004. Previously in 1991 the jury found him not guilty on charges of conspiracy to commit the murders-for-hire of two devotees, but found him guilty of racketeering and mail fraud. These convictions were later overturned on appeal, only to result in the later retrial.[61][62][63]

The case placed a spotlight on New Vrindaban, which by then had nearly 500 members, making it the largest and most famous Hare Krishna community in the United States at that time.[64]

Child abuse cases[edit]
A suit for $900 million was filed in Texas State Court by alleged victims of abuse in the temples' schools in the 1970s and '80s.[65][66] ISKCON had to later file for Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection.[67] Known as the Turley Case, the eventual 2008 settlement was $15 million.[68]

In 1998, ISKCON published an unusually candid expose detailing widespread physical, emotional and sexual abuse of children. Parents were often unaware of the abuse because they were traveling around soliciting donations for their guru's books, in airports and on the streets, leaving their children in the care of Hare Krishna monks and young devotees who had no training in educating children and often resented the task, the report said.[66]

This led to the establishment of a Task Force on Child Abuse in ISKCON created by the GBC in 1997. As a result of the recommendations of that Task Force, the ISKCON Central Office of Child Protection was established.

In March 1998 the ICOCP was incorporated as the Association for the Protection of Vaishnava Children (APVC, Inc) with its head-office in South Africa.

In 2005 the GBC adopted a Child Protection Policy and Procedure Guideline for implementation on how to respond to allegations of child abuse.

Up until 2009, the office had conducted nine Review Panel training which resulted in 104 devotees volunteering their services as review panelists. Subsequently, five more training sessions were held (in the UK, Sweden, Belgium, India and South Africa). The Child Protection Office has also held Child Protection Information Trainings in various countries such as the UK, Italy, India, Hungary, Germany, South America, North America, Belgium, Sweden, Dubai, Australia and South Africa, resulting in more than 500 devotees trained worldwide. The CPO also has sent out information packets to ISKCON centers and devotees worldwide, and has compiled reports on local Child Protection Teams.

The Child Protection Policy and Procedure Guidelines was revised and ratified by the GBC in June 2012 as the most current document which clearly and extensively details the policies and procedures to be followed within ISKCON. This document is ecclesiastical in nature

That's a big fucking yes.

Title: Re: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life, Purpose of Human Life,
Post by: The Wizard Joseph on May 10, 2017, 01:03:10 AM
Quote from: nahaeei on May 09, 2017, 04:25:40 AM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on May 08, 2017, 08:32:15 PM
I disagree. Go sell your magic dolls and cheesy mantras to real suckers. There is no escape from these "4 problems" you speak of and asceticism is for fools in light of this. If anything embracing the flesh together with passions, pain, and its impermanence can help with acceptance of this. Whatever you do don't waste your time on the names of "gods" promising escape. They're not there to help you,  just keep you in line.

and now You can avoid the creator, but you cannot say He doesn't exist. Whether or not you accept the creator's authority is your business; but you cannot say there is no creator.

For example :- there are so many outlaws who say, "We don't want to obey the government." If you don't like the government, that is your business. But there is a government -- you can't deny that.

You don't describe "The Creator" so much as a creation, specifically a "god" you ascribe authority and apparently unquestionable reality to. Good luck with that. The market is as full of it as you appear to be.
Title: Re: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life, Purpose of Human Life,
Post by: The Wizard Joseph on May 10, 2017, 01:06:17 AM
Quote from: nahaeei on May 09, 2017, 05:23:41 PM
Quote from: LMNO on May 09, 2017, 01:05:13 PM
If I have this correct, you've taken the time to bold some of your phrases, but you don't seem to have the wherewithal to take a moment to punctuate or

GRAMMAR CHECK

your sentences?

What's up with that, I wonder?

although my english is not very grammatically, rhetorically correct and Rascals are concerned with grammar. Actual workers are concerned with thoughts.

and at the top why do you falsely think that you are the actual worker ? why do you think like that ? ( foolish idiot )

:lulz:
(Holds up mirror)

Title: Re: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life, Purpose of Human Life,
Post by: The Wizard Joseph on May 10, 2017, 01:12:33 AM
 
Quote from: Faust on May 09, 2017, 08:44:52 PM
How dare you disrespect my beliefs: Krishna died in the trenches of world war one alongside Thor and The Carpenter. This man is unpatriotic as he is not respecting the memory of our fallen patriots, our war heroes.

:spittake:

IIRC Krishna ditched out on Dwarka way back in the day too. I don't know what they were thinking putting them all in the same unit like that.
Title: Re: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life, Purpose of Human Life,
Post by: The Wizard Joseph on May 10, 2017, 01:15:37 AM
Quote from: Junkenstein on May 09, 2017, 09:11:54 PM
Here's another laugh, this guys been spamming this crap over at least another dozen forums. Most have ignored it, a couple have banned him.

And yet here we try and do our holy duty to educate and he gets pissy. Bad form. Still hasn't even acknowledged my omniscience. This is what I deserve for trying to help the ignorant.

I am open to using my cosmic awareness for others should they desire it. Go on, ask me anything.

I acknowledge your omniscience, but you already knew that so...
Title: Re: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life, Purpose of Human Life,
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 10, 2017, 03:54:35 AM
This

              Thread would

     Drastically be improved by

Any

              combination of nessies, Hirley0, and

                     wossname, Scott from Portland.
Title: Re: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life, Purpose of Human Life,
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 10, 2017, 03:55:09 AM
Oregon Portland, I mean.  Not the other Scott from the other Portland.
Title: Re: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life, Purpose of Human Life,
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 10, 2017, 03:57:00 AM
Quote from: LMNO on May 09, 2017, 08:09:50 PM
Quoteall that is you need is to hear from authority ( same like mother ). and i heard this truth from authority " Srila Prabhupada " he is my spiritual master.
im not talking these all things from my own.

Oh, Appeal to Authority.

Well, my current short-term spiritual advisor is the Good Reverend Roger.  Who I can prove exists, which is bonus.

And he says, "The failure of a sent communication is the fault of the sender, not the receiver."

Yours etc,
:hosrie:

This is what happens when you have a master.  Tragic, really.
Title: Re: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life, Purpose of Human Life,
Post by: nahaeei on May 10, 2017, 05:10:30 AM
Quote from: Junkenstein on May 09, 2017, 09:52:51 PM

QuoteISKCON has experienced a number of significant internal problems, the majority of which occurred from the late seventies onwards, and especially within the decade following Prabhupada's death.[50] ISKCON has also been scrutinised by some anti-cult movements.

QuoteBrainwashing cases[edit]
A brainwashing lawsuit filed by an Orange **skip**ISKCON. This document is ecclesiastical in nature

That's a big fucking yes.

Brainwashing ? but there is no brain. there is no brain. so where is question of washing your so called brain ? and if there is any brain at all. then ( fertile brain ) recall everything which you have thought or done on each second within`1 minute and prove it that there is brain`1st of all. then we will talk about washing your so called brain. prove it that there is brain ( after all its an open challenge )

but there is no brain so where is question of washing anything at all ? and there may stay thousands of counspiracies against us ( The Hare Krishnas ) but where is the fallacy in this Practical explanation ? you are just an failure. cuz you can neither recall anything nor point out any fallacy but still your only policy is to **give dog bad name and hang it** you are such an rascal pig. that is your position.
Title: Re: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life, Purpose of Human Life,
Post by: nahaeei on May 10, 2017, 05:12:55 AM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on May 10, 2017, 01:03:10 AM
Quote from: nahaeei on May 09, 2017, 04:25:40 AM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on May 08, 2017, 08:32:15 PM
I disagree. Go sell your magic dolls and cheesy mantras to real suckers. There is no escape from these "4 problems" you speak of and asceticism is for fools in light of this. If anything embracing the flesh together with passions, pain, and its impermanence can help with acceptance of this. Whatever you do don't waste your time on the names of "gods" promising escape. They're not there to help you,  just keep you in line.

and now You can avoid the creator, but you cannot say He doesn't exist. Whether or not you accept the creator's authority is your business; but you cannot say there is no creator.

For example :- there are so many outlaws who say, "We don't want to obey the government." If you don't like the government, that is your business. But there is a government -- you can't deny that.

You don't describe "The Creator" so much as a creation, specifically a "god" you ascribe authority and apparently unquestionable reality to. Good luck with that. The market is as full of it as you appear to be.

and if you want to understand Krishna ( aka creator ) as he is then `1st of all you must prove that you hvae such intelligence by which you will understand him. so simply recall everything which you hvae thought or done on each second within`1 minute and prove it that there is such intelligence.

so that i can describe something more for you. but come on friend `1st of all prove it that there is such intelligence. come on ( fertile brain )
Title: Re: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life, Purpose of Human Life,
Post by: The Wizard Joseph on May 10, 2017, 05:31:11 AM
Quote from: nahaeei on May 10, 2017, 05:12:55 AM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on May 10, 2017, 01:03:10 AM
Quote from: nahaeei on May 09, 2017, 04:25:40 AM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on May 08, 2017, 08:32:15 PM
I disagree. Go sell your magic dolls and cheesy mantras to real suckers. There is no escape from these "4 problems" you speak of and asceticism is for fools in light of this. If anything embracing the flesh together with passions, pain, and its impermanence can help with acceptance of this. Whatever you do don't waste your time on the names of "gods" promising escape. They're not there to help you,  just keep you in line.

and now You can avoid the creator, but you cannot say He doesn't exist. Whether or not you accept the creator's authority is your business; but you cannot say there is no creator.

For example :- there are so many outlaws who say, "We don't want to obey the government." If you don't like the government, that is your business. But there is a government -- you can't deny that.

You don't describe "The Creator" so much as a creation, specifically a "god" you ascribe authority and apparently unquestionable reality to. Good luck with that. The market is as full of it as you appear to be.

and if you want to understand Krishna ( aka creator ) as he is then `1st of all you must prove that you hvae such intelligence by which you will understand him. so simply recall everything which you hvae thought or done on each second within`1 minute and prove it that there is such intelligence.

so that i can describe something more for you. but come on friend `1st of all prove it that there is such intelligence. come on ( fertile brain )

I totally get why it was so very easy for Buddha to drop this  (crap) to do his own thing instead. If Krishna is The Creator I have nothing to step up to. By nature an infinite being would have to come On down here to my level.

See at least the Christians have a better scam going what with God having shed all that might and bearing even mortality to speak with us directly. Folks like something that they can relate to.

Hey by the way do you pay for your "spiritual master" or solicit donation on his behalf? Just curious.
Title: Re: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life, Purpose of Human Life,
Post by: Vanadium Gryllz on May 10, 2017, 07:47:21 AM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on May 10, 2017, 01:06:17 AM
Quote from: nahaeei on May 09, 2017, 05:23:41 PM
Quote from: LMNO on May 09, 2017, 01:05:13 PM
If I have this correct, you've taken the time to bold some of your phrases, but you don't seem to have the wherewithal to take a moment to punctuate or

GRAMMAR CHECK

your sentences?

What's up with that, I wonder?

although my english is not very grammatically, rhetorically correct and Rascals are concerned with grammar. Actual workers are concerned with thoughts.

and at the top why do you falsely think that you are the actual worker ? why do you think like that ? ( foolish idiot )

:lulz:
(Holds up mirror)
:lulz:

Stop questioning Lord Krishna you rascal.
Title: Re: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life, Purpose of Human Life,
Post by: Junkenstein on May 10, 2017, 08:40:06 AM
Quote from: nahaeei on May 10, 2017, 05:10:30 AM
Quote from: Junkenstein on May 09, 2017, 09:52:51 PM

QuoteISKCON has experienced a number of significant internal problems, the majority of which occurred from the late seventies onwards, and especially within the decade following Prabhupada's death.[50] ISKCON has also been scrutinised by some anti-cult movements.

QuoteBrainwashing cases[edit]
A brainwashing lawsuit filed by an Orange **skip**ISKCON. This document is ecclesiastical in nature

That's a big fucking yes.

Brainwashing ? but there is no brain. there is no brain. so where is question of washing your so called brain ? and if there is any brain at all. then ( fertile brain ) recall everything which you have thought or done on each second within`1 minute and prove it that there is brain`1st of all. then we will talk about washing your so called brain. prove it that there is brain ( after all its an open challenge )

but there is no brain so where is question of washing anything at all ? and there may stay thousands of counspiracies against us ( The Hare Krishnas ) but where is the fallacy in this Practical explanation ? you are just an failure. cuz you can neither recall anything nor point out any fallacy but still your only policy is to **give dog bad name and hang it** you are such an rascal pig. that is your position.
:lulz:
Look folks, classic example of a brainless seeker. This one is too far gone to do anything with. It's incapable of basic comprehension. Kind of sad really. Suggests mental illness.

Title: Re: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life, Purpose of Human Life,
Post by: Junkenstein on May 10, 2017, 01:41:40 PM
Quote from: Xaz on May 10, 2017, 07:47:21 AM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on May 10, 2017, 01:06:17 AM
Quote from: nahaeei on May 09, 2017, 05:23:41 PM
Quote from: LMNO on May 09, 2017, 01:05:13 PM
If I have this correct, you've taken the time to bold some of your phrases, but you don't seem to have the wherewithal to take a moment to punctuate or

GRAMMAR CHECK

your sentences?

What's up with that, I wonder?

although my english is not very grammatically, rhetorically correct and Rascals are concerned with grammar. Actual workers are concerned with thoughts.

and at the top why do you falsely think that you are the actual worker ? why do you think like that ? ( foolish idiot )

:lulz:
(Holds up mirror)
:lulz:

Stop questioning Lord Krishna you rascal.

Nothing but scallywags here. Take Nigel for instance, Dissecting brains that don't even exist. 

But seriously, I'm pretty sure on a re-read that this one has a mental issue or 3. Most people look at something saying "brainwashing, murder and child abuse with convictions and fines" and think OH SHIT. This guy instead is in denial about brains existing. That's not an indication that it possesses one that is in proper working order.

And Joe, yes I did. Watch the step and corner tomorrow. You know the one I mean.
Title: Re: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life, Purpose of Human Life,
Post by: LMNO on May 10, 2017, 02:04:01 PM
Sadly, this just boils down to philosophy 101 - how can the universe be known by a thing inside that universe?
Title: Re: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life, Purpose of Human Life,
Post by: Junkenstein on May 10, 2017, 02:15:26 PM
I think that's elevating the argument to a level that isn't presented here. The response from Nobrain will be the usual "recall every moment of your last shit in total detail. If you can't or don't my nonsense must be correct because the guru said so. Rascal.".

The question that I see is "How much tripe do you need to spout before a person will give you all their possessions and enter into voluntary slavery to build you a luxury home and enable your affluent lifestyle".

Apparently it's somewhere between 1 and 80-odd books, with a side of chanting.


Title: Re: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life, Purpose of Human Life,
Post by: LMNO on May 10, 2017, 02:24:01 PM
So, he's a Scientologist, then?

They also do memory regression and past life analysis.  And there are a lot of books.
Title: Re: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life, Purpose of Human Life,
Post by: Junkenstein on May 10, 2017, 03:35:36 PM
Nah, standard Krishna goon.

Scientology is about slowly taking your money and working you up through the levels.

Krishna seems to be more of a "Gimme it all now, because you will never be on the same level as the master".

It's a subtle but important difference.
Title: Re: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life, Purpose of Human Life,
Post by: Vanadium Gryllz on May 10, 2017, 03:38:48 PM
I once had a hare krishna try to give me a book 'for free' and then he asked for a donation.

Bastard.
Title: Re: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life, Purpose of Human Life,
Post by: nahaeei on May 10, 2017, 05:10:32 PM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on May 10, 2017, 05:31:11 AM
Quote from: nahaeei on May 10, 2017, 05:12:55 AM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on May 10, 2017, 01:03:10 AM
Quote from: nahaeei on May 09, 2017, 04:25:40 AM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on May 08, 2017, 08:32:15 PM
I disagree. Go sell your magic dolls and cheesy mantras to real suckers. There is no escape from these "4 problems" you speak of and asceticism is for fools in light of this. If anything embracing the flesh together with passions, pain, and its impermanence can help with acceptance of this. Whatever you do don't waste your time on the names of "gods" promising escape. They're not there to help you,  just keep you in line.

and now You can avoid the creator, but you cannot say He doesn't exist. Whether or not you accept the creator's authority is your business; but you cannot say there is no creator.

For example :- there are so many outlaws who say, "We don't want to obey the government." If you don't like the government, that is your business. But there is a government -- you can't deny that.

You don't describe "The Creator" so much as a creation, specifically a "god" you ascribe authority and apparently unquestionable reality to. Good luck with that. The market is as full of it as you appear to be.

and if you want to understand Krishna ( aka creator ) as he is then `1st of all you must prove that you hvae such intelligence by which you will understand him. so simply recall everything which you hvae thought or done on each second within`1 minute and prove it that there is such intelligence.

so that i can describe something more for you. but come on friend `1st of all prove it that there is such intelligence. come on ( fertile brain )

I totally get why it was so very easy for Buddha to drop this  (crap) to do his own thing instead. If Krishna is The Creator I have nothing to step up to. By nature an infinite being would have to come On down here to my level.

See at least the Christians have a better scam going what with God having shed all that might and bearing even mortality to speak with us directly. Folks like something that they can relate to.

Hey by the way do you pay for your "spiritual master" or solicit donation on his behalf? Just curious.

nah ( street dog ) `1st of all prove it that there is intelligence by which you will understand Krishna ( aka creator ) come on ( foolish pig ) recall everything and prove yourself. and if you failed in doing it than i also dont beat the damn ( rascal ) dead horse(s) like you. that is all.

and you can generalize us ( The Hare Krishnas ) with others like bhudhists, muslims, christians and other 3500 religions but at the top what solid, verifialbe and tangible explanation any of them is giving to us ? kindly explain it. so that we can see what is what.

but you can do nothing other than talking big and following this policy **give dog bad name and hang it.** you are such street dog.
Title: Re: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life, Purpose of Human Life,
Post by: nahaeei on May 10, 2017, 05:15:11 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on May 10, 2017, 08:40:06 AM
Quote from: nahaeei on May 10, 2017, 05:10:30 AM
Quote from: Junkenstein on May 09, 2017, 09:52:51 PM

QuoteISKCON has experienced a number of significant internal problems, the majority of which occurred from the late seventies onwards, and especially within the decade following Prabhupada's death.[50] ISKCON has also been scrutinised by some anti-cult movements.

QuoteBrainwashing cases[edit]
A brainwashing lawsuit filed by an Orange **skip**ISKCON. This document is ecclesiastical in nature

That's a big fucking yes.

Brainwashing ? but there is no brain. there is no brain. so where is question of washing your so called brain ? and if there is any brain at all. then ( fertile brain ) recall everything which you have thought or done on each second within`1 minute and prove it that there is brain`1st of all. then we will talk about washing your so called brain. prove it that there is brain ( after all its an open challenge )

but there is no brain so where is question of washing anything at all ? and there may stay thousands of counspiracies against us ( The Hare Krishnas ) but where is the fallacy in this Practical explanation ? you are just an failure. cuz you can neither recall anything nor point out any fallacy but still your only policy is to **give dog bad name and hang it** you are such an rascal pig. that is your position.
:lulz:
Look folks, classic example of a brainless seeker. This one is too far gone to do anything with. It's incapable of basic comprehension. Kind of sad really. Suggests mental illness.

thank you for shifitng burdon of proof but you are nothing but an damn failure. and ( street dog ) prove it that there is brain at all. come on ( street dog ) simply just dont polish yourself as intelligent in the first place. but also prove yourself.

aw but we forgot again that you cannot do anything nor you can recall anything. your only policy is to **give dog bad name and hang it**
Title: Re: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life, Purpose of Human Life,
Post by: LMNO on May 10, 2017, 05:16:07 PM
nahaeei insult generator:

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Make your own at home, kids!


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Title: Re: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life, Purpose of Human Life,
Post by: nahaeei on May 10, 2017, 05:17:26 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on May 10, 2017, 02:15:26 PM
I think that's elevating the argument to a level that isn't presented here. The response from Nobrain will be the usual "recall every moment of your last shit in total detail. If you can't or don't my nonsense must be correct because the guru said so. Rascal.".

The question that I see is "How much tripe do you need to spout before a person will give you all their possessions and enter into voluntary slavery to build you a luxury home and enable your affluent lifestyle".

Apparently it's somewhere between 1 and 80-odd books, with a side of chanting.

yes yes ( foolish pig ) there is no father before your birth. and you were dropped from the sky into the womb of your mother. ( just see the fun ) and i have to believe such an **street dog** like you ? ( just see the folly )
Title: Re: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life, Purpose of Human Life,
Post by: nahaeei on May 10, 2017, 05:18:55 PM
Quote from: LMNO on May 10, 2017, 02:24:01 PM
So, he's a Scientologist, then?

They also do memory regression and past life analysis.  And there are a lot of books.

and my good friend if there are lots of books which has more solid, verifialbe and tangible explanation than this Practical explanation than explain only christian explanation. so that we can see what is what.

come on ( foolish pig ) explain something solid come on do it now. ( after all its an open challenge )
Title: Re: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life, Purpose of Human Life,
Post by: Faust on May 10, 2017, 05:20:09 PM
you are mental illness, Krishna himself appear in glorious vision to me, and him say that  "Faust my friend, one day you will meet with Nahaeei, who knows nothing, for he is an asshole", with that his radiant splendour was gone.
Title: Re: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life, Purpose of Human Life,
Post by: Vanadium Gryllz on May 10, 2017, 05:27:17 PM
( curmudgeonly squirrel ) nahaeei,

What were you doing on the 23rd second of the tenth hour of Wednesday the 3rd of May 2017?

I am curious to hear from someone with such a comprehensive universal consciousness.

EDIT: having re-read the posts you seem to be implying that all it takes is to be able to recall every second of the last minute one has experienced which seems to me to be aiming for low-hanging fruit ( lazy gibbon )

Title: Re: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life, Purpose of Human Life,
Post by: nahaeei on May 10, 2017, 05:38:50 PM
Quote from: Faust on May 10, 2017, 05:20:09 PM
you are mental illness, Krishna himself appear in glorious vision to me, and him say that  "Faust my friend, one day you will meet with Nahaeei, who knows nothing, for he is an asshole", with that his radiant splendour was gone.

but try to understand my ( dull ) fellow that dead horse(s) like you never walks. that is not possible. ( foolish dog )
Title: Re: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life, Purpose of Human Life,
Post by: LMNO on May 10, 2017, 05:54:12 PM
( geriatric pigeon ) nahaeei, it occurs to me you may not fully understand the metaphor of 'beating a dead horse'.

Ponder its creation mythos, and you may become enlightened.
Title: Re: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life, Purpose of Human Life,
Post by: Junkenstein on May 10, 2017, 07:21:41 PM
Quote from: nahaeei on May 10, 2017, 05:15:11 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on May 10, 2017, 08:40:06 AM
Quote from: nahaeei on May 10, 2017, 05:10:30 AM
Quote from: Junkenstein on May 09, 2017, 09:52:51 PM

QuoteISKCON has experienced a number of significant internal problems, the majority of which occurred from the late seventies onwards, and especially within the decade following Prabhupada's death.[50] ISKCON has also been scrutinised by some anti-cult movements.

QuoteBrainwashing cases[edit]
A brainwashing lawsuit filed by an Orange **skip**ISKCON. This document is ecclesiastical in nature

That's a big fucking yes.

Brainwashing ? but there is no brain. there is no brain. so where is question of washing your so called brain ? and if there is any brain at all. then ( fertile brain ) recall everything which you have thought or done on each second within`1 minute and prove it that there is brain`1st of all. then we will talk about washing your so called brain. prove it that there is brain ( after all its an open challenge )

but there is no brain so where is question of washing anything at all ? and there may stay thousands of counspiracies against us ( The Hare Krishnas ) but where is the fallacy in this Practical explanation ? you are just an failure. cuz you can neither recall anything nor point out any fallacy but still your only policy is to **give dog bad name and hang it** you are such an rascal pig. that is your position.
:lulz:
Look folks, classic example of a brainless seeker. This one is too far gone to do anything with. It's incapable of basic comprehension. Kind of sad really. Suggests mental illness.

thank you for shifitng burdon of proof but you are nothing but an damn failure. and ( street dog ) prove it that there is brain at all. come on ( street dog ) simply just dont polish yourself as intelligent in the first place. but also prove yourself.

aw but we forgot again that you cannot do anything nor you can recall anything. your only policy is to **give dog bad name and hang it**

(Inbred baboon), You don't seem to understand the concept of burden of proof. It lies with the person making the grandiose (idiot) claim, not on me to disprove it. By your logic, you (foolish whelp) must admit that I am universally cosmically aware and better than you. By your logic it is for you to disprove this, not for me to prove it. But this is obviously difficult for someone with your ailment to understand.

Or we could try a practical example. If I was to hit you in the head with my crowbar, would anything be damaged? You contend that you have no brain so there is surely no risk in you trying this experiment. I'm willing to try it whenever you are (Childish rapscallion)
Title: Re: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life, Purpose of Human Life,
Post by: The Wizard Joseph on May 10, 2017, 11:53:05 PM
Quote from: nahaeei on May 10, 2017, 05:10:32 PM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on May 10, 2017, 05:31:11 AM
Quote from: nahaeei on May 10, 2017, 05:12:55 AM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on May 10, 2017, 01:03:10 AM
Quote from: nahaeei on May 09, 2017, 04:25:40 AM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on May 08, 2017, 08:32:15 PM
I disagree. Go sell your magic dolls and cheesy mantras to real suckers. There is no escape from these "4 problems" you speak of and asceticism is for fools in light of this. If anything embracing the flesh together with passions, pain, and its impermanence can help with acceptance of this. Whatever you do don't waste your time on the names of "gods" promising escape. They're not there to help you,  just keep you in line.

and now You can avoid the creator, but you cannot say He doesn't exist. Whether or not you accept the creator's authority is your business; but you cannot say there is no creator.

For example :- there are so many outlaws who say, "We don't want to obey the government." If you don't like the government, that is your business. But there is a government -- you can't deny that.

You don't describe "The Creator" so much as a creation, specifically a "god" you ascribe authority and apparently unquestionable reality to. Good luck with that. The market is as full of it as you appear to be.

and if you want to understand Krishna ( aka creator ) as he is then `1st of all you must prove that you hvae such intelligence by which you will understand him. so simply recall everything which you hvae thought or done on each second within`1 minute and prove it that there is such intelligence.

so that i can describe something more for you. but come on friend `1st of all prove it that there is such intelligence. come on ( fertile brain )

I totally get why it was so very easy for Buddha to drop this  (crap) to do his own thing instead. If Krishna is The Creator I have nothing to step up to. By nature an infinite being would have to come On down here to my level.

See at least the Christians have a better scam going what with God having shed all that might and bearing even mortality to speak with us directly. Folks like something that they can relate to.

Hey by the way do you pay for your "spiritual master" or solicit donation on his behalf? Just curious.

nah ( street dog ) `1st of all prove it that there is intelligence by which you will understand Krishna ( aka creator ) come on ( foolish pig ) recall everything and prove yourself. and if you failed in doing it than i also dont beat the damn ( rascal ) dead horse(s) like you. that is all.

and you can generalize us ( The Hare Krishnas ) with others like bhudhists, muslims, christians and other 3500 religions but at the top what solid, verifialbe and tangible explanation any of them is giving to us ? kindly explain it. so that we can see what is what.

but you can do nothing other than talking big and following this policy **give dog bad name and hang it.** you are such street dog.

Better a free dog on the streets than some guru's cash cow bitch (upsetting ostrich)!

I'm for real wondering if you know where exactly you just landed here my friend  (frothing tardigrade).? Ever heard of Eris?

Pretty cute
Greek
About 5' 8"
GRIN from ear to ear
AKA Discordia?
Title: Re: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life, Purpose of Human Life,
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 11, 2017, 02:11:11 AM
Quote from: nahaeei on May 10, 2017, 05:10:30 AM
Quote from: Junkenstein on May 09, 2017, 09:52:51 PM

QuoteISKCON has experienced a number of significant internal problems, the majority of which occurred from the late seventies onwards, and especially within the decade following Prabhupada's death.[50] ISKCON has also been scrutinised by some anti-cult movements.

QuoteBrainwashing cases[edit]
A brainwashing lawsuit filed by an Orange **skip**ISKCON. This document is ecclesiastical in nature

That's a big fucking yes.

Brainwashing ? but there is no brain. there is no brain. so where is question of washing your so called brain ? and if there is any brain at all. then ( fertile brain ) recall everything which you have thought or done on each second within`1 minute and prove it that there is brain`1st of all. then we will talk about washing your so called brain. prove it that there is brain ( after all its an open challenge )



Full marks for crawling up your own arse and pulling it in after you.
Title: Re: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life, Purpose of Human Life,
Post by: The Wizard Joseph on May 11, 2017, 04:38:58 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 11, 2017, 02:11:11 AM
Quote from: nahaeei on May 10, 2017, 05:10:30 AM
Quote from: Junkenstein on May 09, 2017, 09:52:51 PM

QuoteISKCON has experienced a number of significant internal problems, the majority of which occurred from the late seventies onwards, and especially within the decade following Prabhupada's death.[50] ISKCON has also been scrutinised by some anti-cult movements.

QuoteBrainwashing cases[edit]
A brainwashing lawsuit filed by an Orange **skip**ISKCON. This document is ecclesiastical in nature

That's a big fucking yes.

Brainwashing ? but there is no brain. there is no brain. so where is question of washing your so called brain ? and if there is any brain at all. then ( fertile brain ) recall everything which you have thought or done on each second within`1 minute and prove it that there is brain`1st of all. then we will talk about washing your so called brain. prove it that there is brain ( after all its an open challenge )



Full marks for crawling up your own arse and pulling it in after you.

"Crawled so far up his ass he swore he could see daylight"
Title: Re: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life, Purpose of Human Life,
Post by: nahaeei on May 11, 2017, 06:43:15 AM
Quote from: LMNO on May 10, 2017, 05:54:12 PM
( geriatric pigeon ) nahaeei, it occurs to me you may not fully understand the metaphor of 'beating a dead horse'.

Ponder its creation mythos, and you may become enlightened.

and what is that myth ? what is it ? can you say it that there was no father before your birth ? and he was myth before your birth ? and you were dropped from the sky into the womb of your mother ? are you that intelligent rascal pig ?
Title: Re: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life, Purpose of Human Life,
Post by: nahaeei on May 11, 2017, 06:45:27 AM
Quote from: Junkenstein on May 10, 2017, 07:21:41 PM
Quote from: nahaeei on May 10, 2017, 05:15:11 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on May 10, 2017, 08:40:06 AM
Quote from: nahaeei on May 10, 2017, 05:10:30 AM
Quote from: Junkenstein on May 09, 2017, 09:52:51 PM

QuoteISKCON has experienced a number of significant internal problems, the majority of which occurred from the late seventies onwards, and especially within the decade following Prabhupada's death.[50] ISKCON has also been scrutinised by some anti-cult movements.

QuoteBrainwashing cases[edit]
A brainwashing lawsuit filed by an Orange **skip**ISKCON. This document is ecclesiastical in nature

That's a big fucking yes.

Brainwashing ? but there is no brain. there is no brain. so where is question of washing your so called brain ? and if there is any brain at all. then ( fertile brain ) recall everything which you have thought or done on each second within`1 minute and prove it that there is brain`1st of all. then we will talk about washing your so called brain. prove it that there is brain ( after all its an open challenge )

but there is no brain so where is question of washing anything at all ? and there may stay thousands of counspiracies against us ( The Hare Krishnas ) but where is the fallacy in this Practical explanation ? you are just an failure. cuz you can neither recall anything nor point out any fallacy but still your only policy is to **give dog bad name and hang it** you are such an rascal pig. that is your position.
:lulz:
Look folks, classic example of a brainless seeker. This one is too far gone to do anything with. It's incapable of basic comprehension. Kind of sad really. Suggests mental illness.

thank you for shifitng burdon of proof but you are nothing but an damn failure. and ( street dog ) prove it that there is brain at all. come on ( street dog ) simply just dont polish yourself as intelligent in the first place. but also prove yourself.

aw but we forgot again that you cannot do anything nor you can recall anything. your only policy is to **give dog bad name and hang it**

(Inbred baboon), You don't seem to understand the concept of burden of proof. It lies with the person making the grandiose (idiot) claim, not on me to disprove it. By your logic, you (foolish whelp) must admit that I am universally cosmically aware and better than you. By your logic it is for you to disprove this, not for me to prove it. But this is obviously difficult for someone with your ailment to understand.

Or we could try a practical example. If I was to hit you in the head with my crowbar, would anything be damaged? You contend that you have no brain so there is surely no risk in you trying this experiment. I'm willing to try it whenever you are (Childish rapscallion)

recall everything and prove it that there is brain `1st of all. if there is any brain at all then it must be tested `1st. come on ( foolish pig )

after all its an open challenge. do you have any guts ? at all then simply recall everything and prove yourself. but as we all knows that you are nothing but an damn failure. and im feeling sad for you. my ( dear ) cutie pie
Title: Re: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life, Purpose of Human Life,
Post by: nahaeei on May 11, 2017, 06:47:13 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 11, 2017, 02:11:11 AM
Quote from: nahaeei on May 10, 2017, 05:10:30 AM
Quote from: Junkenstein on May 09, 2017, 09:52:51 PM

QuoteISKCON has experienced a number of significant internal problems, the majority of which occurred from the late seventies onwards, and especially within the decade following Prabhupada's death.[50] ISKCON has also been scrutinised by some anti-cult movements.

QuoteBrainwashing cases[edit]
A brainwashing lawsuit filed by an Orange **skip**ISKCON. This document is ecclesiastical in nature

That's a big fucking yes.

Brainwashing ? but there is no brain. there is no brain. so where is question of washing your so called brain ? and if there is any brain at all. then ( fertile brain ) recall everything which you have thought or done on each second within`1 minute and prove it that there is brain`1st of all. then we will talk about washing your so called brain. prove it that there is brain ( after all its an open challenge )



Full marks for crawling up your own arse and pulling it in after you.

recall everything or i dont have to beat the dead horse(s) like you for the rest of my life. that is also not possible.
Title: Re: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life, Purpose of Human Life,
Post by: Junkenstein on May 11, 2017, 10:10:52 AM
I already have. Am I to assume that you don't want to try my experiment? There's no risk of brain damage to you either way, that much I'm certain of.
Title: Re: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life, Purpose of Human Life,
Post by: Vanadium Gryllz on May 11, 2017, 12:18:26 PM
( dead horse ) same three rebuttals to wide variety of questions. Sounds like ( broken tapedeck )

Is this what brainwashing looks like? It's kind of sad.
Title: Re: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life, Purpose of Human Life,
Post by: nahaeei on May 11, 2017, 12:43:57 PM
Quote from: Xaz on May 11, 2017, 12:18:26 PM
( dead horse ) same three rebuttals to wide variety of questions. Sounds like ( broken tapedeck )

Is this what brainwashing looks like? It's kind of sad.

and now you have failed in proving that there is any brain at all. so where is question of washing your so called brain ?

and now there is no meaning in beating the ( rascal ) dead horse(s) like you. cuz you cannot do anything rational. you are simply an failure.

and at the top what is your policy ? **give dog bad name and hang it** nice tried ( son of your neigbour )
Title: Re: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life, Purpose of Human Life,
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on May 11, 2017, 12:55:47 PM
Hey new guy.

Here is a brain: (https://d1o50x50snmhul.cloudfront.net/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/21180000/kr1_1402-800x533.jpg)

Explain to me how that does not exist.
Title: Re: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life, Purpose of Human Life,
Post by: nahaeei on May 11, 2017, 01:17:23 PM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on May 11, 2017, 12:55:47 PM
Hey new guy.

Here is a brain: (https://d1o50x50snmhul.cloudfront.net/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/21180000/kr1_1402-800x533.jpg)

Explain to me how that does not exist.

this much brain even cat and dogs also have. but if you claim to have higher brain. which is human brain then you must recall everything whcih you have thought or done on each second within`1 minute and prove it that there is any brain at all.

cuz if there is any higher brain than it must be tested. but there is no brain so what we will test ? so if there is no brain then what you will recall ?

still im washing your so called brain ? ( jsut see the fun ) but foolish idiot there is no brain so where is question of washing it ?

you are nothing but an failure. and your only policy is **give dog bad name and hang it** you are such **rascal pig**

and i openly challenge you. if you claim to have higher brain then recall everything. come on ( foolish dog ) prove it that there is any higher brain at all. but you can recall nothing cuz there is no brain.
Title: Re: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life, Purpose of Human Life,
Post by: Junkenstein on May 11, 2017, 01:28:13 PM
ITT - practical examples of why "1 man, 1 vote" leads to terrible governments.

People like this are why we have idiot, brexit and any other democratic fuck up you can care to name.
Title: Re: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life, Purpose of Human Life,
Post by: Vanadium Gryllz on May 11, 2017, 01:33:32 PM
This thread should be named The Brainstool Experiment.
Title: Re: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life, Purpose of Human Life,
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on May 11, 2017, 01:51:29 PM
Quote from: nahaeei on May 11, 2017, 01:17:23 PM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on May 11, 2017, 12:55:47 PM
Hey new guy.

Here is a brain:

Explain to me how that does not exist.

this much brain even cat and dogs also have. but if you claim to have higher brain. which is human brain then you must recall everything whcih you have thought or done on each second within`1 minute and prove it that there is any brain at all.

cuz if there is any higher brain than it must be tested. but there is no brain so what we will test ? so if there is no brain then what you will recall ?

still im washing your so called brain ? ( jsut see the fun ) but foolish idiot there is no brain so where is question of washing it ?

you are nothing but an failure. and your only policy is **give dog bad name and hang it** you are such **rascal pig**

and i openly challenge you. if you claim to have higher brain then recall everything. come on ( foolish dog ) prove it that there is any higher brain at all. but you can recall nothing cuz there is no brain.

Back that train up babycakes.

Nobody said anything about a higher brain. YOU said "there is no such thing as a brain." I want you to say that humans have brains, because that is a human brain. There is overwhelming evidence that every single human has one of those rattling around in their skull.
Title: Re: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life, Purpose of Human Life,
Post by: nahaeei on May 11, 2017, 02:01:51 PM
Quote from: Xaz on May 11, 2017, 01:33:32 PM
This thread should be named The Brainstool Experiment.

and now because your head is filled with stole so dont generalize us ( The Hare Krishnas ) with yourself. or dont shift burdon of proof if your head is filled with pooty.

and come on ( foolish dog ) now prove it by recalling everything that your so called brain is not filled with stole. and stole cannot be washed. there is no intense in the entire history that anyone has washed the stole. stole is always stole and it cannot be washed. ( foolish dog )
Title: Re: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life, Purpose of Human Life,
Post by: nahaeei on May 11, 2017, 02:05:27 PM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on May 11, 2017, 01:51:29 PM
Quote from: nahaeei on May 11, 2017, 01:17:23 PM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on May 11, 2017, 12:55:47 PM
Hey new guy.

Here is a brain:

Explain to me how that does not exist.

this much brain even cat and dogs also have. but if you claim to have higher brain. which is human brain then you must recall everything whcih you have thought or done on each second within`1 minute and prove it that there is any brain at all.

cuz if there is any higher brain than it must be tested. but there is no brain so what we will test ? so if there is no brain then what you will recall ?

still im washing your so called brain ? ( jsut see the fun ) but foolish idiot there is no brain so where is question of washing it ?

you are nothing but an failure. and your only policy is **give dog bad name and hang it** you are such **rascal pig**

and i openly challenge you. if you claim to have higher brain then recall everything. come on ( foolish dog ) prove it that there is any higher brain at all. but you can recall nothing cuz there is no brain.

Back that train up babycakes.

Nobody said anything about a higher brain. YOU said "there is no such thing as a brain." I want you to say that humans have brains, because that is a human brain. There is overwhelming evidence that every single human has one of those rattling around in their skull.

yes there is no brain. otherwise what is the problem in testing it ? and recalling everything ? therefore there is no brain at all.

and you are no better than cats and dogs. sleeping, eating, sex and fear these things are comman between human beings and animals. then what is the difference ?

and at the top there is no brain. otherwise what is the damn problem in recalling everything ? simply recall everything and finished the business. but you are failure in proving this thing that there is any brain.

so where is question of washing it ? there is no brain`1st of all. so where is question of washing it ? can you recall anything ? if there is any brain at all then let us test it. but because there is no brain so what we will test ?

and what we will wash ? there is no brain.
Title: Re: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life, Purpose of Human Life,
Post by: Junkenstein on May 11, 2017, 02:50:08 PM
QG, I don't know, this (fornicating baboon) is doing a pretty good job of convincing me that he does indeed have no brain. It's kind of sad and again I must suggest mental illness as the most logical conclusion for this one.
Title: Re: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life, Purpose of Human Life,
Post by: Junkenstein on May 11, 2017, 02:51:55 PM
Quote from: Xaz on May 11, 2017, 01:33:32 PM
This thread should be named The Brainstool Experiment.

3 Points, you are now eligible for the cash prize or you can open the mystery box.
Title: Re: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life, Purpose of Human Life,
Post by: Vanadium Gryllz on May 11, 2017, 02:54:34 PM


You seem to be under the illusion that there is some sort of metaphysical distinction between humans, cats, dogs etc.

Quote from: nahaeei on May 11, 2017, 02:01:51 PM

and now because your head is filled with stole so dont generalize us ( The Hare Krishnas ) with yourself. or dont shift burdon of proof if your head is filled with pooty.

and come on ( foolish dog ) now prove it by recalling everything that your so called brain is not filled with stole. and stole cannot be washed. there is no intense in the entire history that anyone has washed the stole. stole is always stole and it cannot be washed. ( foolish dog )

Quote from: Principia Discordia
A ZEN STORY

by Camden Benares, The Count of Five
      Headmaster, Camp Meeker Cabal

A serious young man found the conflicts of mid 20th Century America confusing. He went to many people seeking a way of resolving within himself the discords that troubled him, but he remained troubled.

One night in a coffee house, a self-ordained Zen Master said to him, "go to the dilapidated mansion you will find at this address which I have written down for you. Do not speak to those who live there; you must remain silent until the moon rises tomorrow night. Go to the large room on the right of the main hallway, sit in the lotus position on top of the rubble in the northeast corner, face the corner, and meditate."

He did just as the Zen Master instructed. His meditation was frequently interrupted by worries. He worried whether or not the rest of the plumbing fixtures would fall from the second floor bathroom to join the pipes and other trash he was sitting on. He worried how would he know when the moon rose on the next night. He worried about what the people who walked through the room said about him.

His worrying and meditation were disturbed when, as if in a test of his faith, ordure fell from the second floor onto him. At that time two people walked into the room. The first asked the second who the man was sitting there was. The second replied "Some say he is a holy man. Others say he is a shithead."

Hearing this, the man was enlightened.
Title: Re: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life, Purpose of Human Life,
Post by: nahaeei on May 11, 2017, 03:03:04 PM
Quote from: Xaz on May 11, 2017, 02:54:34 PM


You seem to be under the illusion that there is some sort of metaphysical distinction between humans, cats, dogs etc.


nah my ( dear ) cutie pie dont shift burdon of proof on me and prove it that there is brain by recalling everything. and if you cannot do it then i also dont beat the dead horse(s) like you. ( finished )

and you are more grosser than cats and dogs cuz after sex at least they dont kill there childerns by using any counterceptive methods.

if we see in this sense then you are more gross then cats and dogs. and im washing your so called brain ? ( just see the fun ) but there is no brain otherwise what is wrong in testing it ? but because there is no brain so what we will wash ?
Title: Re: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life, Purpose of Human Life,
Post by: Junkenstein on May 11, 2017, 03:22:13 PM
It's stuck in a loop. Probably a result of the lack of brain.

It can't even understand how the burden of proof works for fucks sake.


On the plus side, if this is the quality of rhetoric and recruits, the Kirshnas will be over in a few years. They've probably already lost the good ones to worshipping cargo.
Title: Re: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life, Purpose of Human Life,
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on May 11, 2017, 03:46:40 PM
Quote from: nahaeei on May 11, 2017, 02:05:27 PM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on May 11, 2017, 01:51:29 PM
Quote from: nahaeei on May 11, 2017, 01:17:23 PM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on May 11, 2017, 12:55:47 PM
Hey new guy.

Here is a brain:

Explain to me how that does not exist.

this much brain even cat and dogs also have. but if you claim to have higher brain. which is human brain then you must recall everything whcih you have thought or done on each second within`1 minute and prove it that there is any brain at all.

cuz if there is any higher brain than it must be tested. but there is no brain so what we will test ? so if there is no brain then what you will recall ?

still im washing your so called brain ? ( jsut see the fun ) but foolish idiot there is no brain so where is question of washing it ?

you are nothing but an failure. and your only policy is **give dog bad name and hang it** you are such **rascal pig**

and i openly challenge you. if you claim to have higher brain then recall everything. come on ( foolish dog ) prove it that there is any higher brain at all. but you can recall nothing cuz there is no brain.

Back that train up babycakes.

Nobody said anything about a higher brain. YOU said "there is no such thing as a brain." I want you to say that humans have brains, because that is a human brain. There is overwhelming evidence that every single human has one of those rattling around in their skull.

yes there is no brain. otherwise what is the problem in testing it ? and recalling everything ? therefore there is no brain at all.

and you are no better than cats and dogs. sleeping, eating, sex and fear these things are comman between human beings and animals. then what is the difference ?

and at the top there is no brain. otherwise what is the damn problem in recalling everything ? simply recall everything and finished the business. but you are failure in proving this thing that there is any brain.

so where is question of washing it ? there is no brain`1st of all. so where is question of washing it ? can you recall anything ? if there is any brain at all then let us test it. but because there is no brain so what we will test ?

and what we will wash ? there is no brain.

Do you think you could maybe calm down? I'd be happy to talk about memory problems and identity if I thought you were listening. It's actually a subject I'm keenly interested in.

Also can you define the term "brain" for me? Because it seems like you're using the same word to mean two very different things. Brain, to me, is the lump of squishy meat between your ears that's similar in function and form to the brains of other animals. You seem to have this secondary magical definition of "brain" that requires perfect recall and other superpowers.
Title: Re: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life, Purpose of Human Life,
Post by: nahaeei on May 11, 2017, 03:51:58 PM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on May 11, 2017, 03:46:40 PM
Quote from: nahaeei on May 11, 2017, 02:05:27 PM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on May 11, 2017, 01:51:29 PM
Quote from: nahaeei on May 11, 2017, 01:17:23 PM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on May 11, 2017, 12:55:47 PM
Hey new guy.

Here is a brain:

Explain to me how that does not exist.

this much brain even cat and dogs also have. but if you claim to have higher brain. which is human brain then you must recall everything whcih you have thought or done on each second within`1 minute and prove it that there is any brain at all.

cuz if there is any higher brain than it must be tested. but there is no brain so what we will test ? so if there is no brain then what you will recall ?

still im washing your so called brain ? ( jsut see the fun ) but foolish idiot there is no brain so where is question of washing it ?

you are nothing but an failure. and your only policy is **give dog bad name and hang it** you are such **rascal pig**

and i openly challenge you. if you claim to have higher brain then recall everything. come on ( foolish dog ) prove it that there is any higher brain at all. but you can recall nothing cuz there is no brain.

Back that train up babycakes.

Nobody said anything about a higher brain. YOU said "there is no such thing as a brain." I want you to say that humans have brains, because that is a human brain. There is overwhelming evidence that every single human has one of those rattling around in their skull.

yes there is no brain. otherwise what is the problem in testing it ? and recalling everything ? therefore there is no brain at all.

and you are no better than cats and dogs. sleeping, eating, sex and fear these things are comman between human beings and animals. then what is the difference ?

and at the top there is no brain. otherwise what is the damn problem in recalling everything ? simply recall everything and finished the business. but you are failure in proving this thing that there is any brain.

so where is question of washing it ? there is no brain`1st of all. so where is question of washing it ? can you recall anything ? if there is any brain at all then let us test it. but because there is no brain so what we will test ?

and what we will wash ? there is no brain.

Do you think you could maybe calm down? I'd be happy to talk about memory problems and identity if I thought you were listening. It's actually a subject I'm keenly interested in.

Also can you define the term "brain" for me? Because it seems like you're using the same word to mean two very different things. Brain, to me, is the lump of squishy meat between your ears that's similar in function and form to the brains of other animals. You seem to have this secondary magical definition of "brain" that requires perfect recall and other superpowers.

and this lump of brain is also found in cats and dogs. but what value it has ? can they recall anything ? and can you recall anything at all ? if not then what value your brain has ? it is no better than cats and dogs brain.

and if you claim to have fertile brain then recall everything for its fertility must be tested. but there is brain but it is not working so where is question of washing it ? it is already useless. it is already dead. so where is question of washing your so called brain.

now last time i ask you to recall everything and prove it that there is any brain. and if you claim to have lump of brain then same amount is also there in cats and dogs. but it has no value.

come on friend let us test your brain `1st of all ( if there is any ) and then we will move on washing your so called brain. but because there is no brain so where is question of washing it ?
Title: Re: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life, Purpose of Human Life,
Post by: LMNO on May 11, 2017, 03:58:09 PM
This is getting sad.

(Malodorous hedgehog)

Not to mention, don't you think Shiva's gonna get kind of pissed off that all this attention is going to Krishna?

Title: Re: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life, Purpose of Human Life,
Post by: Vanadium Gryllz on May 11, 2017, 03:58:59 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on May 11, 2017, 02:51:55 PM
Quote from: Xaz on May 11, 2017, 01:33:32 PM
This thread should be named The Brainstool Experiment.

3 Points, you are now eligible for the cash prize or you can open the mystery box.

If TV has taught me anything it's to always go for the mystery box.
Title: Re: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life, Purpose of Human Life,
Post by: LMNO on May 11, 2017, 04:02:17 PM
Quote from: Xaz on May 11, 2017, 03:58:59 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on May 11, 2017, 02:51:55 PM
Quote from: Xaz on May 11, 2017, 01:33:32 PM
This thread should be named The Brainstool Experiment.

3 Points, you are now eligible for the cash prize or you can open the mystery box.

If TV porn has taught me anything it's to always go for the mystery box.


Fixed that for you.


:lmnuendo:
Title: Re: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life, Purpose of Human Life,
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on May 11, 2017, 04:14:46 PM
Quote from: nahaeei on May 11, 2017, 03:51:58 PM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on May 11, 2017, 03:46:40 PM
Do you think you could maybe calm down? I'd be happy to talk about memory problems and identity if I thought you were listening. It's actually a subject I'm keenly interested in.

Also can you define the term "brain" for me? Because it seems like you're using the same word to mean two very different things. Brain, to me, is the lump of squishy meat between your ears that's similar in function and form to the brains of other animals. You seem to have this secondary magical definition of "brain" that requires perfect recall and other superpowers.

and this lump of brain is also found in cats and dogs. but what value it has ? can they recall anything ? and can you recall anything at all ? if not then what value your brain has ? it is no better than cats and dogs brain.

and if you claim to have fertile brain then recall everything for its fertility must be tested. but there is brain but it is not working so where is question of washing it ? it is already useless. it is already dead. so where is question of washing your so called brain.

now last time i ask you to recall everything and prove it that there is any brain. and if you claim to have lump of brain then same amount is also there in cats and dogs. but it has no value.

come on friend let us test your brain `1st of all ( if there is any ) and then we will move on washing your so called brain. but because there is no brain so where is question of washing it ?

Okay, see you're jumping ahead and insulting people again. This isn't a great debate tactic.

Yes, I agree this lump of brain is also found in cats and dogs. We're on the same page there. Yes, animals can recall some things, because they can be trained.

Can you expand upon why you're hung up on whether my brain has more intrinsic value than the brain of a cat or dog?
Title: Re: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life, Purpose of Human Life,
Post by: Junkenstein on May 11, 2017, 04:17:47 PM
Quote from: Xaz on May 11, 2017, 03:58:59 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on May 11, 2017, 02:51:55 PM
Quote from: Xaz on May 11, 2017, 01:33:32 PM
This thread should be named The Brainstool Experiment.

3 Points, you are now eligible for the cash prize or you can open the mystery box.

If TV has taught me anything it's to always go for the mystery box.

It's some crumpled up paper and rotting apple cores.

I should really use a better firm for these things. Sorry. Please provide an address and I will forward your prizes.
Title: Re: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life, Purpose of Human Life,
Post by: Junkenstein on May 11, 2017, 04:28:26 PM
Quote from: LMNO on May 11, 2017, 03:58:09 PM
This is getting sad.

(Malodorous hedgehog)

Not to mention, don't you think Shiva's gonna get kind of pissed off that all this attention is going to Krishna?

If it's any consolation, NahREEEEEEi is likely to be reincarnated as a termite or somesuch. Which likely has more brains than the alleged human is using (Salivating doorknob).


It's also worth noting, everyone in the thread is capable of using the internet to a basic degree and typing. Which intrinsically demonstrates the ability of multiple kinds of recall and at least minimal use of a brain.


Here's a serious question though, if you had a thousand NahREEEEEi's at a thousand typewriters, how long would it take to produce a coherent, logical argument?
Title: Re: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life, Purpose of Human Life,
Post by: nahaeei on May 11, 2017, 04:36:20 PM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on May 11, 2017, 04:14:46 PM
Okay, see you're jumping ahead and insulting people again. This isn't a great debate tactic.

Yes, I agree this lump of brain is also found in cats and dogs. We're on the same page there. Yes, animals can recall some things, because they can be trained.

Can you expand upon why you're hung up on whether my brain has more intrinsic value than the brain of a cat or dog?

nah now question is this that im washing your so called brain. but there is no brain. that is the point. otherwise what is the difficulty ? in recalling those very things which you ( not i or anyone else ) have thought or done on each second wtihin`1 minute ? what is the difficulty ?

but because there is no brain. so where is question of washing it ? `1st of all you recall everything and prove it that there is brain.

now thing is this that if there is any brain at all. **then it must be tested** but because there is no brain so what we will test ? and at the top what we will wash ? cuz my ( dear ) sir there is no brain. so there is no question of washing your so called brain.

and at top your only policy is to **give dog bad name and hang it** otherwise if you can train cats and dogs then why you cannot recall everything which you have thought or done on each second within`1 minute ?

now you are nothing but an failure. who will never *admit* his failure. but what is the value of such polishing intelligent in the first place ? this duplicity will not help you in real life.
Title: Re: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life, Purpose of Human Life,
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on May 11, 2017, 04:44:54 PM
You're not answering the questions I'm asking.

Would you like to talk or would you like to yell at a brick wall?
Title: Re: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life, Purpose of Human Life,
Post by: nahaeei on May 11, 2017, 04:51:14 PM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on May 11, 2017, 04:44:54 PM
You're not answering the questions I'm asking.

Would you like to talk or would you like to yell at a brick wall?

naturally there is no difference cuz we are doing sleeping, eating, sex and fear and these primary things dont require any so called education.

even cats and dogs do these things so the only difference is that as human being you can understand that you are under the grip of natures law of forgetfulness. and you are suffering repeated birth after birth, old age, disease and death. this special understanding is there in human form of life.

and we can stop the repeated cycle of birth after birth, disease, old age and death. if we follow the authorities. otherwise we have got free will by which we can route as cats and dogs. this much free will you ( and everyone has )
Title: Re: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life, Purpose of Human Life,
Post by: LMNO on May 11, 2017, 04:57:30 PM
Question:

Why does perfect recollection of one's existence the only proof of a brain you accept? 

Quick follow up, what would you accept as evidence for this from a person other than yourself?
Title: Re: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life, Purpose of Human Life,
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on May 11, 2017, 04:58:22 PM
Quote from: nahaeei on May 11, 2017, 04:51:14 PM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on May 11, 2017, 04:44:54 PM
You're not answering the questions I'm asking.

Would you like to talk or would you like to yell at a brick wall?

naturally there is no difference cuz we are doing sleeping, eating, sex and fear and these primary things dont require any so called education.

even cats and dogs do these things so the only difference is that as human being you can understand that you are under the grip of natures law of forgetfulness. and you are suffering repeated birth after birth, old age, disease and death. this special understanding is there in human form of life.

and we can stop the repeated cycle of birth after birth, disease, old age and death. if we follow the authorities. otherwise we have got free will by which we can route as cats and dogs. this much free will you ( and everyone has )

Thank you for engaging with the question.

One of your premises here I don't agree with. Specifically, I don't agree that I am "suffering" repeated birth after birth. Reincarnation, and even directed reincarnation, has been something that I've incorporated in my personal belief system sometimes. To me, rebirth does not sound like misery. Assuming that reincarnation is real (which is something we have no strong evidence to support, and is a pretty out there hypothesis with what we can test) why are you interpreting that cycle in a negative light?
Title: Re: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life, Purpose of Human Life,
Post by: nahaeei on May 11, 2017, 05:01:01 PM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on May 11, 2017, 04:58:22 PM
Quote from: nahaeei on May 11, 2017, 04:51:14 PM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on May 11, 2017, 04:44:54 PM
You're not answering the questions I'm asking.

Would you like to talk or would you like to yell at a brick wall?

naturally there is no difference cuz we are doing sleeping, eating, sex and fear and these primary things dont require any so called education.

even cats and dogs do these things so the only difference is that as human being you can understand that you are under the grip of natures law of forgetfulness. and you are suffering repeated birth after birth, old age, disease and death. this special understanding is there in human form of life.

and we can stop the repeated cycle of birth after birth, disease, old age and death. if we follow the authorities. otherwise we have got free will by which we can route as cats and dogs. this much free will you ( and everyone has )

Thank you for engaging with the question.

One of your premises here I don't agree with. Specifically, I don't agree that I am "suffering" repeated birth after birth. Reincarnation, and even directed reincarnation, has been something that I've incorporated in my personal belief system sometimes. To me, rebirth does not sound like misery. Assuming that reincarnation is real (which is something we have no strong evidence to support, and is a pretty out there hypothesis with what we can test) why are you interpreting that cycle in a negative light?

nah my ( dear ) friend `1st of all recall everything which you have thought or done on each second within`1 minute. kindly do it quickly.

come on my ( dear ) friend so that we can see what is what.
Title: Re: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life, Purpose of Human Life,
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on May 11, 2017, 05:03:15 PM
Quote from: nahaeei on May 11, 2017, 05:01:01 PM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on May 11, 2017, 04:58:22 PM
Quote from: nahaeei on May 11, 2017, 04:51:14 PM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on May 11, 2017, 04:44:54 PM
You're not answering the questions I'm asking.

Would you like to talk or would you like to yell at a brick wall?

naturally there is no difference cuz we are doing sleeping, eating, sex and fear and these primary things dont require any so called education.

even cats and dogs do these things so the only difference is that as human being you can understand that you are under the grip of natures law of forgetfulness. and you are suffering repeated birth after birth, old age, disease and death. this special understanding is there in human form of life.

and we can stop the repeated cycle of birth after birth, disease, old age and death. if we follow the authorities. otherwise we have got free will by which we can route as cats and dogs. this much free will you ( and everyone has )

Thank you for engaging with the question.

One of your premises here I don't agree with. Specifically, I don't agree that I am "suffering" repeated birth after birth. Reincarnation, and even directed reincarnation, has been something that I've incorporated in my personal belief system sometimes. To me, rebirth does not sound like misery. Assuming that reincarnation is real (which is something we have no strong evidence to support, and is a pretty out there hypothesis with what we can test) why are you interpreting that cycle in a negative light?

nah my ( dear ) friend `1st of all recall everything which you have thought or done on each second within`1 minute. kindly do it quickly.

come on my ( dear ) friend so that we can see what is what.

That's not an answer to my question. Like I said, I'm up for discussion about memory, but only if you're actually going to engage and stop with the gotchas.
Title: Re: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life, Purpose of Human Life,
Post by: nahaeei on May 11, 2017, 05:11:30 PM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on May 11, 2017, 05:03:15 PM

Thank you for engaging with the question.

One of your premises here I don't agree with. Specifically, I don't agree that I am "suffering" repeated birth after birth. Reincarnation, and even directed reincarnation, has been something that I've incorporated in my personal belief system sometimes. To me, rebirth does not sound like misery. Assuming that reincarnation is real (which is something we have no strong evidence to support, and is a pretty out there hypothesis with what we can test) why are you interpreting that cycle in a negative light?

nah my ( dear ) friend `1st of all recall everything which you have thought or done on each second within`1 minute. kindly do it quickly.

come on my ( dear ) friend so that we can see what is what.
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That's not an answer to my question. Like I said, I'm up for discussion about memory, but only if you're actually going to engage and stop with the gotchas.
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and you cannot recall anything at all and still you dont agree with anything at all. then why shall i go on beating the dead horse(s) like you ? why ? what is there that you will disagree ? `1st of all tell us that what is there that you will disagree ?

and at the top can you recall anything at all ? if not then what is there that you will disagree ?
Title: Re: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life, Purpose of Human Life,
Post by: Junkenstein on May 11, 2017, 05:17:55 PM
Why are you so hung up on this "1st of all recall everything which you have thought or done on each second within`1 minute" shit?

I keep telling you, I've done it and you can't even grasp that. Please acknowledge me as your cosmic better and new guru. Do it quickly.

For example, I've just spent a solid minute scratching my balls and thinking "this guy is a dumbass".

Title: Re: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life, Purpose of Human Life,
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on May 11, 2017, 05:18:19 PM
You're repeating yourself.

You also seem to be having some trouble parsing what I said. I did not say "I don't believe in reincarnation." I said "I don't believe reincarnation is a form of suffering."
Title: Re: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life, Purpose of Human Life,
Post by: Faust on May 11, 2017, 05:18:48 PM
DOG DOG DOG

( DEAD HORSE DEAD HORSE DEAD HORSE )



Are you all enlightened yet?
Title: Re: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life, Purpose of Human Life,
Post by: LMNO on May 11, 2017, 05:19:02 PM
Ah.  Yes.

Accept first premise without question.

"In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth."  You have to accept the first line unconditionally in order to go any further.

"If you can't remember every moment of your life, you are not enlightened."  To question this is unacceptable.  There is nothing else (limpid artichoke) can tell you.  From this comes the deceased equine.
Title: Re: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life, Purpose of Human Life,
Post by: nahaeei on May 11, 2017, 05:21:25 PM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on May 11, 2017, 05:18:19 PM
You're repeating yourself.

You also seem to be having some trouble parsing what I said. I did not say "I don't believe in reincarnation." I said "I don't believe reincarnation is a form of suffering."

but can you recall anything at all ? come on ( ground ) and recall everything ( and than talk ) that i dont believe this cuz i have debunked this. now you are such an ( rascal pig ) who will never recall anything nor accept anything.

therefore no meaning in beating the dead horse(s) like you. ( finished )
Title: Re: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life, Purpose of Human Life,
Post by: Faust on May 11, 2017, 05:22:12 PM
Quote from: nahaeei on May 11, 2017, 05:21:25 PM
but can you recall anything at all ?

Yes.
Title: Re: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life, Purpose of Human Life,
Post by: Junkenstein on May 11, 2017, 05:24:46 PM
Quote from: LMNO on May 11, 2017, 05:19:02 PM
Ah.  Yes.

Accept first premise without question.

"In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth."  You have to accept the first line unconditionally in order to go any further.

"If you can't remember every moment of your life, you are not enlightened."  To question this is unacceptable.  There is nothing else (limpid artichoke) can tell you.  From this comes the deceased equine.

And if you don't accept it, you're a heathen who must be shunned and reviled. Who knew that Krishnas were such assholes? I'll be honest, I had no idea they were this bad until I did a little digging at the start of the thread and it seems to meet all the criteria for your standard cult.

Dodgy pretexts? Check. All knowing leader who cannot be questioned (because dead)? Check. Use of idiots for enrichment of current leaders? Check. Use of followers to undertake menial tasks that only benefit the leadership? Check. And so on.

On the plus side, I'm going to have a whole heap of fun with the next robed clown I bump into, there's more ammo than I ever dreamed of.
Title: Re: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life, Purpose of Human Life,
Post by: nahaeei on May 11, 2017, 05:28:20 PM
Quote from: LMNO on May 11, 2017, 05:19:02 PM
Ah.  Yes.

Accept first premise without question.

"In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth."  You have to accept the first line unconditionally in order to go any further.

"If you can't remember every moment of your life, you are not enlightened."  To question this is unacceptable.  There is nothing else (limpid artichoke) can tell you.  From this comes the deceased equine.

yes yes and there was no father before your birth or your fathers, fathers, fathers birth. cuz he was dropped from the sky into the womb of his mother.

and if there is `1 missing link that i kick on your face. that is all. now learn it nonsense. that every child has father before his birth. and if you study these links than at the top you will find Krishna. now learn it ( foolish dog )
Title: Re: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life, Purpose of Human Life,
Post by: Faust on May 11, 2017, 05:30:28 PM
My father  is my god and he says there is no Krishna. I recall him saying it.
Title: Re: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life, Purpose of Human Life,
Post by: nahaeei on May 11, 2017, 05:31:27 PM
Quote from: Faust on May 11, 2017, 05:30:28 PM
My father  is my god and he says there is no Krishna. I recall him saying it.

that is the proof that you are son of your neigbour. thus there is no meaning in beating the dead horse(s) like you. ( simply waste of time )
Title: Re: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life, Purpose of Human Life,
Post by: Junkenstein on May 11, 2017, 05:33:14 PM
NahREEEEEi,

Is there any medication you have been neglecting to take? Did your leaders take it from you or tell you that you don't need it?
Title: Re: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life, Purpose of Human Life,
Post by: nahaeei on May 11, 2017, 05:35:43 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on May 11, 2017, 05:33:14 PM
NahREEEEEi,

Is there any medication you have been neglecting to take? Did your leaders take it from you or tell you that you don't need it?

come on sire `1st of all recall everything and prove it that there is brain. so that we can go forward on washing your so called brain.

come on ( respected ) sir. come to ground ( after all its an open challenge )
Title: Re: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life, Purpose of Human Life,
Post by: Junkenstein on May 11, 2017, 05:37:12 PM
Quote from: nahaeei on May 11, 2017, 05:35:43 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on May 11, 2017, 05:33:14 PM
NahREEEEEi,

Is there any medication you have been neglecting to take? Did your leaders take it from you or tell you that you don't need it?

come on sire `1st of all recall everything and prove it that there is brain. so that we can go forward on washing your so called brain.

come on ( respected ) sir. come to ground ( after all its an open challenge )

Done. Repeatedly. You seem to ignore the occasions when I tell you this. Now answer the question or are you just incapable of basic conversation?
Title: Re: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life, Purpose of Human Life,
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on May 11, 2017, 05:37:55 PM
Quote from: nahaeei on May 11, 2017, 05:21:25 PM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on May 11, 2017, 05:18:19 PM
You're repeating yourself.

You also seem to be having some trouble parsing what I said. I did not say "I don't believe in reincarnation." I said "I don't believe reincarnation is a form of suffering."

but can you recall anything at all ? come on ( ground ) and recall everything ( and than talk ) that i dont believe this cuz i have debunked this. now you are such an ( rascal pig ) who will never recall anything nor accept anything.

therefore no meaning in beating the dead horse(s) like you. ( finished )

And we are back to insults.

I think it's story time.


Once upon a time there was a woman named Lisa McPherson, and she was a pretty average human. She had a meatsack body and a squishy meat brain, and those things weren't as great as she'd like but she was always up for trying to do better. Then one day somebody promised her something incredible. She learned that she could train her soul, her thetan, to wake up to its true potential. She was told that with special training, though the use of technology designed by an authority, she could attain perfect recall of not only this life, but the whole track of all her lives.

Lisa McPherson worked very hard, and spent a lot of money, learning this technology and perfecting its use. In recognition of her achievements, she attained the status of "Clear." A Clear has perfect recall.

But Lisa McPherson did not have perfect recall. Not even of her current life!

Other Clears, when they learn of this, are told that there are deeper problems they must address before their Clear abilities are realized. It's not a problem with the tech, you see, it's a problem of our society. It muddles our thetans and makes them confused. Further training is required. More money and time must be spent.

Until you reach the wall of fire. Until you learn the dark secret that haunts our planet, which was once known as Teegeeack. This is the site of a massacre, the site of government-sanctioned murder the likes of which you cannot even imagine, the site of an event so horrific that without proper training, even hearing of it will cause your thetan to fall into a spiral of insanity. This is where Lord Xenu of the Marcabian Federation took the bodies of millions of aliens seventy five million years ago, stacked their bodies near volcanoes, and used nuclear devices to set the volcanoes off. And when those bodies died, the thetans were collected and subjected to confusing motion pictures, and they forgot the truth of who they were. To this day, these broken thetans wander the planet, and latch on to any living thing they find. These body thetans are the cause of all the confusion and complications that get in the way of the tech. They must be identified, addressed, and cleared one by one, before the thetan that is your soul can achieve its potential.

Lisa McPherson got into a car accident. She was unhurt but acting crazy when the paramedics arrived, so they took her to the local hospital. Lisa McPherson was a Clear. Clears do not have mental breakdowns.

Her friends within her church arrived and told the doctors they would take care of her, that psychiatry was against her religion. They took her home, and she died in their custody days later. She was only 36.




So tell me again about this authority that tells you perfect recall is a mandatory trait, and that you are somehow flawed if you do not possess it.
Title: Re: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life, Purpose of Human Life,
Post by: nahaeei on May 11, 2017, 05:40:59 PM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on May 11, 2017, 05:37:55 PM
Quote from: nahaeei on May 11, 2017, 05:21:25 PM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on May 11, 2017, 05:18:19 PM
You're repeating yourself.

You also seem to be having some trouble parsing what I said. I did not say "I don't believe in reincarnation." I said "I don't believe reincarnation is a form of suffering."

but can you recall anything at all ? come on ( ground ) and recall everything ( and than talk ) that i dont believe this cuz i have debunked this. now you are such an ( rascal pig ) who will never recall anything nor accept anything.

therefore no meaning in beating the dead horse(s) like you. ( finished )

And we are back to insults.

I think it's story time.


Once upon a time there **more copy/pasta baloney**you are somehow flawed if you do not possess it.

and whatever you have been written that is *not enough power-full* to disprove this *Practical Explanation*

just like for example:- Just as you can *judge* whether rice is properly cooked by picking out one small grain, so you can know that person is *Rascal* or Sane by observing one line of his/her matter.

*that is all*. ( finished )
Title: Re: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life, Purpose of Human Life,
Post by: LMNO on May 11, 2017, 05:58:15 PM
Copypasta?

Oh, dear.  You've given up the game.


Junk, I did a research paper on the Krishnas when I was in college for my "Utopian Societies" class.  Really interesting stuff.  And something like a 30% turnover rate, which is why they're always trying to get new people to join.

On the plus side, their free vegetarian Sunday meals can be quite good.
Title: Re: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life, Purpose of Human Life,
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on May 11, 2017, 06:14:34 PM
Prove that's copypasta. Search for one sentence of the post, the exact wording of it. Do it now.
Title: Re: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life, Purpose of Human Life,
Post by: Junkenstein on May 11, 2017, 06:26:35 PM
Quote from: LMNO on May 11, 2017, 05:58:15 PM
Copypasta?

Oh, dear.  You've given up the game.


Junk, I did a research paper on the Krishnas when I was in college for my "Utopian Societies" class.  Really interesting stuff.  And something like a 30% turnover rate, which is why they're always trying to get new people to join.

On the plus side, their free vegetarian Sunday meals can be quite good.

Really, 30%? They should be ashamed of themselves. If you're buying into this crap based on this line of logic you should have a much better retention rate. Losing a third of your membership is no way to establish a strong and stable cult.

Although I guess if your initial gambit involves taking all of a members wealth then you can just about survive if the remaining goons are evangelical enough.
Title: Re: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life, Purpose of Human Life,
Post by: Ziegejunge on May 11, 2017, 07:37:29 PM
I'm away from the boards for four days and this is the thread I get to return to? That'll teach me.
:roll:

My ( foolish dog ) is still smart enough to not waste his time insulting random folks on the Internet, and somehow he seems all the happier for it. Poor little guy doesn't even suspect I'll be taking away his ( rascal testicles ) in a few weeks.

( languid anteater )

( angry goat )

There is no brain.

There is no moon.

I can't get no
( sat )
( is )
( fac )
shun!

( fabulous grizzly )
Title: Re: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life, Purpose of Human Life,
Post by: LMNO on May 11, 2017, 08:01:38 PM
Also!

(fading barnacle) is posting about his guru and authority... in a subforum called "Think for Yourself, Schmuck!"
Title: Re: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life, Purpose of Human Life,
Post by: nahaeei on May 11, 2017, 08:06:50 PM
Quote from: Ziegejunge on May 11, 2017, 07:37:29 PM
I'm away from the boards for four days and this is the thread I get to return to? That'll teach me.
:roll:

My ( foolish dog ) is still smart enough to not waste his time insulting random folks on the Internet, and somehow he seems all the happier for it. Poor little guy doesn't even suspect I'll be taking away his ( rascal testicles ) in a few weeks.

( languid anteater )

( angry goat )

There is no brain.

There is no moon.

I can't get no
( sat )
( is )
( fac )
shun!

( fabulous grizzly )

why wait for few weeks ? take them now. come on friend if you have guts then take them now.

and as far as question of wasting my time while insulting you. so you dont know it ? that your entire life is already wasted. and if is not wasted at all then ( fertile brain ) recall everything which you have thought or done on each second within`1 minute and prove it that your life is not wasted at all.

come on ( friend ) now you have got chance to take my testicles ( after all its an open challenge ) have guts ? then recall everything. come on. come to ground.
Title: Re: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life, Purpose of Human Life,
Post by: Ziegejunge on May 11, 2017, 08:32:49 PM
Oh I get it. The testicles are metaphorical.

While I was remembering my entire life in one minute, the highlight reel lingered on my schoolyard days.

( you have no brain! )

( no you! )
Title: Re: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life, Purpose of Human Life,
Post by: Junkenstein on May 11, 2017, 08:49:44 PM
Quote from: LMNO on May 11, 2017, 08:01:38 PM
Also!

(fading barnacle) is posting about his guru and authority... in a subforum called "Think for Yourself, Schmuck!"

If only we had brains, we could see the irony.

Wait.
Title: Re: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life, Purpose of Human Life,
Post by: Junkenstein on May 11, 2017, 08:51:27 PM
And zieg gets a point for "rascal testicles".
Title: Re: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life, Purpose of Human Life,
Post by: nahaeei on May 11, 2017, 08:53:40 PM
Quote from: Ziegejunge on May 11, 2017, 08:32:49 PM
Oh I get it. The testicles are metaphorical.

While I was remembering my entire life in one minute, the highlight reel lingered on my schoolyard days.

( you have no brain! )

( no you! )

nah you prove it that your life is not wasted by recalling everything and finish the business. and if you cannot do it. than why shall i have to beat the dead horse like you for the rest of my life ? ( finished ) that is all.

Title: Re: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life, Purpose of Human Life,
Post by: rong on May 12, 2017, 12:38:46 AM
i just got a honda ruckus and my testicles got three sizes bigger
Title: Re: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life, Purpose of Human Life,
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 12, 2017, 02:01:23 AM
Quote from: nahaeei on May 11, 2017, 06:47:13 AM

recall everything or i dont have to beat the dead horse(s) like you for the rest of my life. that is also not possible.

Should I beat a live horse?  What kind of monster are you?
Title: Re: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life, Purpose of Human Life,
Post by: Faust on May 12, 2017, 08:10:06 AM
Quote from: nahaeei on May 11, 2017, 08:53:40 PM
Quote from: Ziegejunge on May 11, 2017, 08:32:49 PM
Oh I get it. The testicles are metaphorical.

While I was remembering my entire life in one minute, the highlight reel lingered on my schoolyard days.

( you have no brain! )

( no you! )

nah you prove it that your life is not wasted by recalling everything and finish the business. and if you cannot do it. than why shall i have to beat the dead horse like you for the rest of my life ? ( finished ) that is all.

I do not share your beliefs, though I would defend your right to them, I know they are wrong.
Title: Re: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life, Purpose of Human Life,
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on May 12, 2017, 10:19:37 AM
So wait, we're being trolled by the Hari Krishnas now? Fuckin-A, that's when you know you've arrived!

:drama1:
Title: Re: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life, Purpose of Human Life,
Post by: Ziegejunge on May 12, 2017, 06:38:51 PM
Some folks get off on being beaten like a dead horse, but I'm not here to judge.
Title: Re: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life, Purpose of Human Life,
Post by: LMNO on May 12, 2017, 07:24:34 PM
 :deadhorse: :mrgreen::1fap:
Title: Re: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life, Purpose of Human Life,
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 17, 2017, 12:37:17 AM
Quote from: nahaeei on May 10, 2017, 05:10:30 AM
Quote from: Junkenstein on May 09, 2017, 09:52:51 PM

QuoteISKCON has experienced a number of significant internal problems, the majority of which occurred from the late seventies onwards, and especially within the decade following Prabhupada's death.[50] ISKCON has also been scrutinised by some anti-cult movements.

QuoteBrainwashing cases[edit]
A brainwashing lawsuit filed by an Orange **skip**ISKCON. This document is ecclesiastical in nature

That's a big fucking yes.

Brainwashing ? but there is no brain. there is no brain. so where is question of washing your so called brain ? and if there is any brain at all. then ( fertile brain ) recall everything which you have thought or done on each second within`1 minute and prove it that there is brain`1st of all. then we will talk about washing your so called brain. prove it that there is brain ( after all its an open challenge )

but there is no brain so where is question of washing anything at all ? and there may stay thousands of counspiracies against us ( The Hare Krishnas ) but where is the fallacy in this Practical explanation ? you are just an failure. cuz you can neither recall anything nor point out any fallacy but still your only policy is to **give dog bad name and hang it** you are such an rascal pig. that is your position.

Christ, you are one boring chode.