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#2432
Two vast and trunkless legs of stone / Re: Pagans Are Idiots
May 03, 2009, 06:33:34 AM
While it's true that I flunked out of jackass academy, I think he meant you.
#2433
Two vast and trunkless legs of stone / Re: Pagans Are Idiots
May 03, 2009, 06:21:00 AMQuote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 03, 2009, 06:17:50 AMQuote from: Jerry_Frankster on May 03, 2009, 06:17:01 AMQuote from: Novatore on May 03, 2009, 06:06:59 AMQuote from: Jerry_Frankster on May 03, 2009, 06:06:04 AM
It's all delusion. Some people believe in a giant invisible fairy that lives in the sky, some believe in chanting magic spells and burning shit. Some people believe in "love" or "hate".
The really real reality is that it's all just a bunch of tiny robots in your brain trying to get you to do stuff for them.
Just pick a delusion that works for you and go with it.
shit you hear them too
Yeah, they mostly just make tiny little screeching noises for me, but I've heard that for some people they sing.
Why must you encourage the pinealists?
Even the giant sequoia was once a tiny acorn.
#2434
Two vast and trunkless legs of stone / Re: Pagans Are Idiots
May 03, 2009, 06:17:01 AMQuote from: Novatore on May 03, 2009, 06:06:59 AMQuote from: Jerry_Frankster on May 03, 2009, 06:06:04 AM
It's all delusion. Some people believe in a giant invisible fairy that lives in the sky, some believe in chanting magic spells and burning shit. Some people believe in "love" or "hate".
The really real reality is that it's all just a bunch of tiny robots in your brain trying to get you to do stuff for them.
Just pick a delusion that works for you and go with it.
shit you hear them too
Yeah, they mostly just make tiny little screeching noises for me, but I've heard that for some people they sing.
#2435
Two vast and trunkless legs of stone / Re: Pagans Are Idiots
May 03, 2009, 06:06:04 AM
It's all delusion. Some people believe in a giant invisible fairy that lives in the sky, some believe in chanting magic spells and burning shit. Some people believe in "love" or "hate".
The really real reality is that it's all just a bunch of tiny robots in your brain trying to get you to do stuff for them.
Just pick a delusion that works for you and go with it.
The really real reality is that it's all just a bunch of tiny robots in your brain trying to get you to do stuff for them.
Just pick a delusion that works for you and go with it.
#2436
Two vast and trunkless legs of stone / Re: Pagans Are Idiots
May 03, 2009, 05:39:48 AM
I like pagans as long as they stay off their high horse/broomstick. The ones I know are pretty cool.
#2438
Discordian Recipes / Re: Things you can waffle
May 02, 2009, 02:58:00 PM
You should have eaten it anyway. It might have given you super powers.
Cheese-related super powers, even!
Cheese-related super powers, even!
#2439
Two vast and trunkless legs of stone / Re: Unlimited ZALGO appreciation thread!
April 29, 2009, 07:33:34 PM
Needs moar mumbo!
#2441
Two vast and trunkless legs of stone / Re: Roger
April 24, 2009, 06:23:07 AM
Goddammit. How serious?
#2442
Two vast and trunkless legs of stone / Re: Roger
April 24, 2009, 06:12:43 AM
Why is he in a hospital?
I hope it's some hilarious reason.
I hope it's some hilarious reason.
#2443
Two vast and trunkless legs of stone / Re: Bill Nye booed in Texas
April 23, 2009, 07:05:59 PMQuote from: Ratatosk on April 23, 2009, 06:17:06 PMQuote from: Dr Hoopla on April 23, 2009, 06:16:05 PM
I thought he was Richard Simmons when I was a kid.
I'm glad I'm not the only one!
Nope, same here.
#2444
Two vast and trunkless legs of stone / Re: Bill Nye booed in Texas
April 23, 2009, 04:02:11 PM
Hay y'all, guess which state has the greatest influence over public school textbooks nationwide.
http://www.nytimes.com/2002/06/29/arts/textbook-publishers-learn-avoid-messing-with-texas.html
http://www.nytimes.com/2002/06/29/arts/textbook-publishers-learn-avoid-messing-with-texas.html
#2445
Two vast and trunkless legs of stone / Re: Nightmare fuel
April 18, 2009, 03:58:15 PM
2/3 of him deserved it.