Hey this be Moooorrkkk. Roger is over and decided to make this special brew that will make your feel like you have your dick stuck in a car battery and decided to turn the key as your brain explodes out your ass. Right now he's sitting in the chair mumbling something about world domination and deep fried twinkies as he twitches. So if you don't hear from him in 24 hour he's still on the toilet and possibly braiding his back hair. Right now we are on our 2nd pot and I cant feel my legs or my face.
:horrormirth: I can't feel my leeeeeggggssss!!!!!
Or my eyelids for that matter...
Do I even have eyelids?
I need a recipe for this.
THERE ARE CALM PEOPLE IN AFRICA. DRINK THE DAMN COFFEE.
Also, post the recipe.
OMG my eyes are jittering so bad i can't look at my screen straight! My brain is earthquaking :horrormirth:. My face...i can't feel it
1 pot of dark coffee
1 Hershey's chocolate bar
8 shots of espresso
Bring coffee to just before boiling. Melt chocolate. Once the coffee is hot enough whisk the chocolate into coffee and add espresso. Keep on heat until chocolate is dissolved into coffee.
Drink enough to make your bowels blow out your ass like a bullet train through Rosie O'Donnel's cooch.
Can it be a light roast? Say, columbian?
Quote from: Sigmatic on February 13, 2010, 03:31:20 AM
Can it be a light roast? Say, columbian?
You can use pretty much any coffee except decaf. :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuZ59CUBkwY
Roger is now watching the above link over and over as he touching himself in inappropriate places.
I didn't need to see that.... my eyes!
The power shits have begun and one after the other people are having the world fall out of their asses.
Quote from: Nurse Mayhem on February 13, 2010, 03:30:17 AM
1 pot of dark coffee
1 Hershey's chocolate bar
8 shots of espresso
Bring coffee to just before boiling. Melt chocolate. Once the coffee is hot enough whisk the chocolate into coffee and add espresso. Keep on heat until chocolate is dissolved into coffee.
Drink enough to make your bowels blow out your ass like a bullet train through Rosie O'Donnel's cooch.
I knew there was a reason I owned an expresso machine.
Roger is now reduced to twitching on the ground and howling like a rabid animal. I think he is loosing his shit again.
I'm surprised that one of you hasn't started thinking that it'd be a good idea to start taping crappy quality video on a cellphone or something. It wouldn't be a good idea. But it would.
Quote from: Nurse Mayhem on February 13, 2010, 03:30:17 AM
1 pot of dark coffee
1 Hershey's chocolate bar
8 shots of espresso
Bring coffee to just before boiling. Melt chocolate. Once the coffee is hot enough whisk the chocolate into coffee and add espresso. Keep on heat until chocolate is dissolved into coffee.
Drink enough to make your bowels blow out your ass like a bullet train through Rosie O'Donnel's cooch.
Yoinked for my friend who owns a coffee shop and thinks she's tried every recipe there is.
Thanks :)
Quote from: Horrendous Foreign Love Stoat on February 13, 2010, 04:18:36 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43vfSxLNcFc this'll pick him up.
honest .... :lulz:
if that fails.
Administer the HMS & Loftgroover. Stat. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNSIA7Y_PZw
At last, revenge on the neighbors is ours!
Crank the sound up another notch or two, LS.......we've still got a good hour and a half until quiet time.
Holy shit.
I thought the death coffee crash was bad, the hangover is worse :x
:( I bet all of you are feeling horrible.
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on February 13, 2010, 11:16:04 PM
:( I bet all of you are feeling horrible.
I had 7 cups of that shit over the day.
There are horrible little bastards in hobnail boots dancing all over my intestines.
:x
Quote from: Bella on February 13, 2010, 04:29:11 AM
Quote from: Horrendous Foreign Love Stoat on February 13, 2010, 04:18:36 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43vfSxLNcFc this'll pick him up.
honest .... :lulz:
if that fails.
Administer the HMS & Loftgroover. Stat. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNSIA7Y_PZw
At last, revenge on the neighbors is ours!
Crank the sound up another notch or two, LS.......we've still got a good hour and a half until quiet time.
Holy shit it's bella.
:mittens:
Any un caffeinated drink is letting the world off EASY.
listen to this next time your tripping balls on caffeine!
http://www.last.fm/music/E+S+P+or+b+u+s+t/UH.../Is+There+Life+On+Earth%3F
p.s.
i made this track musself :D
Quote from: Horrendous Foreign Love Stoat on February 14, 2010, 10:27:51 AM
Quotehttp://www.last.fm/music/E+S+P+or+b+u+s+t/UH.../Is+There+Life+On+Earth%3F
p.s.
i made this track musself
fuck me that's a banger! awesome great. what software did you use to make it? It sounds well pro. :D reminds me of a Deathchant Records style.
aww shucks, thank yee :wink:
i used FL studio and this program called Little Sound DJ (LSDJ)
in case you dont know what that is, its a four-channel gameboy synth sequencer...
you can use it to make any sort of 8-bit sound really..
i used it for all the other stuff you hear besides the drums.
ive never heard of Deathchant Records, but ill look it up!
Quote from: Nurse Mayhem on February 13, 2010, 03:30:17 AM
1 pot of dark coffee
1 Hershey's chocolate bar
8 shots of espresso
Bring coffee to just before boiling. Melt chocolate. Once the coffee is hot enough whisk the chocolate into coffee and add espresso. Keep on heat until chocolate is dissolved into coffee.
Drink enough to make your bowels blow out your ass like a bullet train through Rosie O'Donnel's cooch.
I'm SO doing this! Is there a lethal dose for people under 18?
Quote from: DALEKK on February 14, 2010, 08:29:01 PM
Quote from: Nurse Mayhem on February 13, 2010, 03:30:17 AM
1 pot of dark coffee
1 Hershey's chocolate bar
8 shots of espresso
Bring coffee to just before boiling. Melt chocolate. Once the coffee is hot enough whisk the chocolate into coffee and add espresso. Keep on heat until chocolate is dissolved into coffee.
Drink enough to make your bowels blow out your ass like a bullet train through Rosie O'Donnel's cooch.
I'm SO doing this! Is there a lethal dose for people under 18?
It has a lethal dose if you don't drink coffee regularly. I had half a cup and couldnt stop shaking all night.
Only if you have a weak heart. But for the most part an overdose of caffeine will just make you vomit.
Quote from: nuclearcabbage on February 14, 2010, 03:57:47 PM
Quote from: Horrendous Foreign Love Stoat on February 14, 2010, 10:27:51 AM
Quotehttp://www.last.fm/music/E+S+P+or+b+u+s+t/UH.../Is+There+Life+On+Earth%3F
p.s.
i made this track musself
fuck me that's a banger! awesome great. what software did you use to make it? It sounds well pro. :D reminds me of a Deathchant Records style.
aww shucks, thank yee :wink:
i used FL studio and this program called Little Sound DJ (LSDJ)
in case you dont know what that is, its a four-channel gameboy synth sequencer...
you can use it to make any sort of 8-bit sound really..
i used it for all the other stuff you hear besides the drums.
ive never heard of Deathchant Records, but ill look it up!
WHY IS THIS FUCKING THREAD NOW ABOUT YOUR MUSIC, YOU CHEAP FUCKING DRAMA WHORE?
Quote from: nuclearcabbage on February 14, 2010, 05:23:29 AM
listen to this next time your tripping balls on caffeine!
HOW ABOUT YOU FUCK OFF?
FUCK.
dude seriously, chill man...
laugh it off or something.
IGNORE ME MAYBE?
i really dont see what your getting so pissy over...
this is a fucking forum!
for discussion!
its not ALL ABOUT ME.
someone was posting links to fucking spastic coffee music..
wowie.
youre welcome.
See I'd make a pot of this at home for myself but id have to drink it all. :lulz:
Quote from: Mork on February 14, 2010, 11:10:12 PM
See I'd make a pot of this at home for myself but id have to drink it all. :lulz:
Damn that idea is tempting...
Quote from: Mork on February 14, 2010, 11:10:12 PM
See I'd make a pot of this at home for myself but id have to drink it all. :lulz:
Crackhead. :lulz:
Don't do it, Mork! It's a trap!
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on February 14, 2010, 11:42:47 PM
Don't do it, Mork! It's a trap!
*Runs off to make himself a pot of Death Coffee" Muhahahaha! :fap:
:lulz:
I have no chocolate BARS per se, so I will have to try this either with 1) Truffles we got from step-monster-in-law for Xmas or 2) chocolate chips. Oh shit, we're out of espresso, too, dammit, I forgot. So trip to store is in order before Death Coffee commences Chez Jenne. Boomaire.
Quote from: Jenne on February 15, 2010, 02:53:02 PM
I have no chocolate BARS per se, so I will have to try this either with 1) Truffles we got from step-monster-in-law for Xmas or 2) chocolate chips. Oh shit, we're out of espresso, too, dammit, I forgot. So trip to store is in order before Death Coffee commences Chez Jenne. Boomaire.
Use semi-sweetened chocolate chips for best results. The first sip will taste like Ron Jeremy's ass. The second sip, and you're addicted.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 15, 2010, 03:12:38 PM
Quote from: Jenne on February 15, 2010, 02:53:02 PM
I have no chocolate BARS per se, so I will have to try this either with 1) Truffles we got from step-monster-in-law for Xmas or 2) chocolate chips. Oh shit, we're out of espresso, too, dammit, I forgot. So trip to store is in order before Death Coffee commences Chez Jenne. Boomaire.
Use semi-sweetened chocolate chips for best results. The first sip will taste like Ron Jeremy's ass. The second sip, and you're addicted.
oh, good. I have yet to sample Ron Jeremy's ass, so this is a good experiement for science!
Also, is a small bit of cream allowed? For the easement into my bowels? (pretty please?)
Quote from: Jenne on February 15, 2010, 05:27:51 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 15, 2010, 03:12:38 PM
Quote from: Jenne on February 15, 2010, 02:53:02 PM
I have no chocolate BARS per se, so I will have to try this either with 1) Truffles we got from step-monster-in-law for Xmas or 2) chocolate chips. Oh shit, we're out of espresso, too, dammit, I forgot. So trip to store is in order before Death Coffee commences Chez Jenne. Boomaire.
Use semi-sweetened chocolate chips for best results. The first sip will taste like Ron Jeremy's ass. The second sip, and you're addicted.
oh, good. I have yet to sample Ron Jeremy's ass, so this is a good experiement for science!
Also, is a small bit of cream allowed? For the easement into my bowels? (pretty please?)
Melt the chocolate with a bit of milk. Anything other than that, and you're cheating.
By the way, this will not be a uniformly pleasurable experience, especially if you have more than one cup. The gag about "the whole world falling out of your ass" is kidding on the square, and if you have high blood pressure, DON'T do this.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 15, 2010, 05:45:09 PM
Quote from: Jenne on February 15, 2010, 05:27:51 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 15, 2010, 03:12:38 PM
Quote from: Jenne on February 15, 2010, 02:53:02 PM
I have no chocolate BARS per se, so I will have to try this either with 1) Truffles we got from step-monster-in-law for Xmas or 2) chocolate chips. Oh shit, we're out of espresso, too, dammit, I forgot. So trip to store is in order before Death Coffee commences Chez Jenne. Boomaire.
Use semi-sweetened chocolate chips for best results. The first sip will taste like Ron Jeremy's ass. The second sip, and you're addicted.
oh, good. I have yet to sample Ron Jeremy's ass, so this is a good experiement for science!
Also, is a small bit of cream allowed? For the easement into my bowels? (pretty please?)
Melt the chocolate with a bit of milk. Anything other than that, and you're cheating.
By the way, this will not be a uniformly pleasurable experience, especially if you have more than one cup. The gag about "the whole world falling out of your ass" is kidding on the square, and if you have high blood pressure, DON'T do this.
Hm...cheating? No bueno. But being able to melt the chocolate into milk is a good thing.
Quote from: Jenne on February 15, 2010, 05:27:51 PM
I have yet to sample Ron Jeremy's ass
?
Quote
Also, is a small bit of cream allowed?
!
Quote
For the easement into my bowels? (pretty please?)
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:lmnuendo:
:lulz: Accidental lmnuendo
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 15, 2010, 05:45:09 PM
Quote from: Jenne on February 15, 2010, 05:27:51 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 15, 2010, 03:12:38 PM
Quote from: Jenne on February 15, 2010, 02:53:02 PM
I have no chocolate BARS per se, so I will have to try this either with 1) Truffles we got from step-monster-in-law for Xmas or 2) chocolate chips. Oh shit, we're out of espresso, too, dammit, I forgot. So trip to store is in order before Death Coffee commences Chez Jenne. Boomaire.
Use semi-sweetened chocolate chips for best results. The first sip will taste like Ron Jeremy's ass. The second sip, and you're addicted.
oh, good. I have yet to sample Ron Jeremy's ass, so this is a good experiement for science!
Also, is a small bit of cream allowed? For the easement into my bowels? (pretty please?)
Melt the chocolate with a bit of milk. Anything other than that, and you're cheating.
By the way, this will not be a uniformly pleasurable experience, especially if you have more than one cup. The gag about "the whole world falling out of your ass" is kidding on the square, and if you have high blood pressure, DON'T do this.
The same caveats as for the high test espresso should likely apply. ANY heart condition, including arythmia, weak blood vessels in the brain, or any psychotic symptoms you do not find amusing should make you count the stuff right out.
Or maybe you WANT your head to go "pop" like it threw a rod, and watch the world accelerate naurseously to a raw bloody final thump.
Quote from: Mork on February 15, 2010, 12:09:46 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on February 14, 2010, 11:42:47 PM
Don't do it, Mork! It's a trap!
*Runs off to make himself a pot of Death Coffee" Muhahahaha! :fap:
And he was never seen again. :x
Quote from: Richter on February 16, 2010, 12:57:19 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 15, 2010, 05:45:09 PM
Quote from: Jenne on February 15, 2010, 05:27:51 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 15, 2010, 03:12:38 PM
Quote from: Jenne on February 15, 2010, 02:53:02 PM
I have no chocolate BARS per se, so I will have to try this either with 1) Truffles we got from step-monster-in-law for Xmas or 2) chocolate chips. Oh shit, we're out of espresso, too, dammit, I forgot. So trip to store is in order before Death Coffee commences Chez Jenne. Boomaire.
Use semi-sweetened chocolate chips for best results. The first sip will taste like Ron Jeremy's ass. The second sip, and you're addicted.
oh, good. I have yet to sample Ron Jeremy's ass, so this is a good experiement for science!
Also, is a small bit of cream allowed? For the easement into my bowels? (pretty please?)
Melt the chocolate with a bit of milk. Anything other than that, and you're cheating.
By the way, this will not be a uniformly pleasurable experience, especially if you have more than one cup. The gag about "the whole world falling out of your ass" is kidding on the square, and if you have high blood pressure, DON'T do this.
The same caveats as for the high test espresso should likely apply. ANY heart condition, including arythmia, weak blood vessels in the brain, or any psychotic symptoms you do not find amusing should make you count the stuff right out.
Or maybe you WANT your head to go "pop" like it threw a rod, and watch the world accelerate naurseously to a raw bloody final thump.
The problem with weak blood vessels in the brain is that no one knows they have one until it pops.
Even perfectly healthy people are screwing with their health if they actually consume eight shots of espresso in one sitting. That's about 800 mg of caffeine.
Because caffeine suppresses adenosine, the list of people who shouldn't consume it at all, even early in the day, includes not only anyone with any kind of heart or circulatory problem, but also anyone with any kind of stress, panic, or anxiety disorder, and anyone with a sleep disorder. Like insomnia.
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on February 16, 2010, 06:46:04 PM
Quote from: Richter on February 16, 2010, 12:57:19 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 15, 2010, 05:45:09 PM
Quote from: Jenne on February 15, 2010, 05:27:51 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 15, 2010, 03:12:38 PM
Quote from: Jenne on February 15, 2010, 02:53:02 PM
I have no chocolate BARS per se, so I will have to try this either with 1) Truffles we got from step-monster-in-law for Xmas or 2) chocolate chips. Oh shit, we're out of espresso, too, dammit, I forgot. So trip to store is in order before Death Coffee commences Chez Jenne. Boomaire.
Use semi-sweetened chocolate chips for best results. The first sip will taste like Ron Jeremy's ass. The second sip, and you're addicted.
oh, good. I have yet to sample Ron Jeremy's ass, so this is a good experiement for science!
Also, is a small bit of cream allowed? For the easement into my bowels? (pretty please?)
Melt the chocolate with a bit of milk. Anything other than that, and you're cheating.
By the way, this will not be a uniformly pleasurable experience, especially if you have more than one cup. The gag about "the whole world falling out of your ass" is kidding on the square, and if you have high blood pressure, DON'T do this.
The same caveats as for the high test espresso should likely apply. ANY heart condition, including arythmia, weak blood vessels in the brain, or any psychotic symptoms you do not find amusing should make you count the stuff right out.
Or maybe you WANT your head to go "pop" like it threw a rod, and watch the world accelerate naurseously to a raw bloody final thump.
The problem with weak blood vessels in the brain is that no one knows they have one until it pops.
Even perfectly healthy people are screwing with their health if they actually consume eight shots of espresso in one sitting. That's about 800 mg of caffeine.
Because caffeine suppresses adenosine, the list of people who shouldn't consume it at all, even early in the day, includes not only anyone with any kind of heart or circulatory problem, but also anyone with any kind of stress, panic, or anxiety disorder, and anyone with a sleep disorder. Like insomnia.
Whoa, Nigel...8 shots of expresso are what go into the whole pot, with the other ingredients. It is not intended that someone actually drink a whole pot. That's to be served out.
That's good.
However, what I said about caffeine still applies. Healthy people shouldn't have more than 300 mg per day, and people with heart conditions, circulatory conditions, and any kind of stress, panic, anxiety, or sleep disorder should really not have any. At all. Because even small amounts suppress adenosine and trigger or exacerbate those conditions.
Not that I'm not a bad example, myself. I drink one cup of black tea or 2-3 cups of green tea per day, and that's more caffeine than I ought to have, and I know it.
Assuming a typical-sized coffeepot (10/12 cups, actually translates to about 6 12-oz mugs) your death coffee probably has about 433 mg per 12-oz mug. That's not really too much for a healthy person to do on an occasional recreational basis.
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on February 16, 2010, 07:06:42 PM
That's good.
However, what I said about caffeine still applies. Healthy people shouldn't have more than 300 mg per day, and people with heart conditions, circulatory conditions, and any kind of stress, panic, anxiety, or sleep disorder should really not have any. At all. Because even small amounts suppress adenosine and trigger or exacerbate those conditions.
Not that I'm not a bad example, myself. I drink one cup of black tea or 2-3 cups of green tea per day, and that's more caffeine than I ought to have, and I know it.
Hrm. I drink about 2-3 pots of regular coffee each morning, with maybe 2 cups in the afternoon. Occasionally I will replace one pot of that coffee with 1 cup of death coffee.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 16, 2010, 06:48:53 PM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on February 16, 2010, 06:46:04 PM
Quote from: Richter on February 16, 2010, 12:57:19 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 15, 2010, 05:45:09 PM
Quote from: Jenne on February 15, 2010, 05:27:51 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 15, 2010, 03:12:38 PM
Quote from: Jenne on February 15, 2010, 02:53:02 PM
I have no chocolate BARS per se, so I will have to try this either with 1) Truffles we got from step-monster-in-law for Xmas or 2) chocolate chips. Oh shit, we're out of espresso, too, dammit, I forgot. So trip to store is in order before Death Coffee commences Chez Jenne. Boomaire.
Use semi-sweetened chocolate chips for best results. The first sip will taste like Ron Jeremy's ass. The second sip, and you're addicted.
oh, good. I have yet to sample Ron Jeremy's ass, so this is a good experiement for science!
Also, is a small bit of cream allowed? For the easement into my bowels? (pretty please?)
Melt the chocolate with a bit of milk. Anything other than that, and you're cheating.
By the way, this will not be a uniformly pleasurable experience, especially if you have more than one cup. The gag about "the whole world falling out of your ass" is kidding on the square, and if you have high blood pressure, DON'T do this.
The same caveats as for the high test espresso should likely apply. ANY heart condition, including arythmia, weak blood vessels in the brain, or any psychotic symptoms you do not find amusing should make you count the stuff right out.
Or maybe you WANT your head to go "pop" like it threw a rod, and watch the world accelerate naurseously to a raw bloody final thump.
The problem with weak blood vessels in the brain is that no one knows they have one until it pops.
Even perfectly healthy people are screwing with their health if they actually consume eight shots of espresso in one sitting. That's about 800 mg of caffeine.
Because caffeine suppresses adenosine, the list of people who shouldn't consume it at all, even early in the day, includes not only anyone with any kind of heart or circulatory problem, but also anyone with any kind of stress, panic, or anxiety disorder, and anyone with a sleep disorder. Like insomnia.
Whoa, Nigel...8 shots of expresso are what go into the whole pot, with the other ingredients. It is not intended that someone actually drink a whole pot. That's to be served out.
oops.
Guess my head is structurally sound, for the moment.
Quote from: Richter on February 16, 2010, 07:10:28 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 16, 2010, 06:48:53 PM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on February 16, 2010, 06:46:04 PM
Quote from: Richter on February 16, 2010, 12:57:19 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 15, 2010, 05:45:09 PM
Quote from: Jenne on February 15, 2010, 05:27:51 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 15, 2010, 03:12:38 PM
Quote from: Jenne on February 15, 2010, 02:53:02 PM
I have no chocolate BARS per se, so I will have to try this either with 1) Truffles we got from step-monster-in-law for Xmas or 2) chocolate chips. Oh shit, we're out of espresso, too, dammit, I forgot. So trip to store is in order before Death Coffee commences Chez Jenne. Boomaire.
Use semi-sweetened chocolate chips for best results. The first sip will taste like Ron Jeremy's ass. The second sip, and you're addicted.
oh, good. I have yet to sample Ron Jeremy's ass, so this is a good experiement for science!
Also, is a small bit of cream allowed? For the easement into my bowels? (pretty please?)
Melt the chocolate with a bit of milk. Anything other than that, and you're cheating.
By the way, this will not be a uniformly pleasurable experience, especially if you have more than one cup. The gag about "the whole world falling out of your ass" is kidding on the square, and if you have high blood pressure, DON'T do this.
The same caveats as for the high test espresso should likely apply. ANY heart condition, including arythmia, weak blood vessels in the brain, or any psychotic symptoms you do not find amusing should make you count the stuff right out.
Or maybe you WANT your head to go "pop" like it threw a rod, and watch the world accelerate naurseously to a raw bloody final thump.
The problem with weak blood vessels in the brain is that no one knows they have one until it pops.
Even perfectly healthy people are screwing with their health if they actually consume eight shots of espresso in one sitting. That's about 800 mg of caffeine.
Because caffeine suppresses adenosine, the list of people who shouldn't consume it at all, even early in the day, includes not only anyone with any kind of heart or circulatory problem, but also anyone with any kind of stress, panic, or anxiety disorder, and anyone with a sleep disorder. Like insomnia.
Whoa, Nigel...8 shots of expresso are what go into the whole pot, with the other ingredients. It is not intended that someone actually drink a whole pot. That's to be served out.
oops.
Guess my head is structurally sound, for the moment.
Dang, dude.
One cup of that shit is worth more than a full pot of coffee, and it hits you in a much shorter amount of time.
In retrospect, I'm surprised it didn't make me nauseous.
I was SHARP, but utterly useless in a group. I focused in on reading everyone's body language and interactions.
Um.
This was funny, until someone brought up potential health risks.
As was explored in 2005 or so, espresso has equal or less caffeine in it than regular coffee: The longer beans are roasted, the less caffeine, although it does get richer and more bitter.
So, by combining one pot of coffee, one chocolate bar, and (essentially) one pot of expresso, you have basically made TWO POTS OF BITTER MOCHA.
Sorry to be a "buzz" kill.
Quote from: LMNO on February 16, 2010, 07:45:47 PM
Um.
This was funny, until someone brought up potential health risks.
As was explored in 2005 or so, espresso has equal or less caffeine in it than regular coffee: The longer beans are roasted, the less caffeine, although it does get richer and more bitter.
So, by combining one pot of coffee, one chocolate bar, and (essentially) one pot of expresso, you have basically made TWO POTS OF BITTER MOCHA.
Sorry to be a "buzz" kill.
Hey, all I know is I can type about 200WPM on this shit, then I fall over.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 16, 2010, 07:08:13 PM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on February 16, 2010, 07:06:42 PM
That's good.
However, what I said about caffeine still applies. Healthy people shouldn't have more than 300 mg per day, and people with heart conditions, circulatory conditions, and any kind of stress, panic, anxiety, or sleep disorder should really not have any. At all. Because even small amounts suppress adenosine and trigger or exacerbate those conditions.
Not that I'm not a bad example, myself. I drink one cup of black tea or 2-3 cups of green tea per day, and that's more caffeine than I ought to have, and I know it.
Hrm. I drink about 2-3 pots of regular coffee each morning, with maybe 2 cups in the afternoon. Occasionally I will replace one pot of that coffee with 1 cup of death coffee.
Jesus fuck. Do you know how much caffeine is in a pot of coffee?
I'm just saying, that seems like it might be a slight indicator for why you can't sleep without tranquilizers. Does your doctor know how much caffeine you drink? Did your doctor even ASK? Because prescribing benzos for insomnia without first ruling out caffeine is way beyond irresponsible.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 16, 2010, 07:49:51 PM
Quote from: LMNO on February 16, 2010, 07:45:47 PM
Um.
This was funny, until someone brought up potential health risks.
As was explored in 2005 or so, espresso has equal or less caffeine in it than regular coffee: The longer beans are roasted, the less caffeine, although it does get richer and more bitter.
So, by combining one pot of coffee, one chocolate bar, and (essentially) one pot of expresso, you have basically made TWO POTS OF BITTER MOCHA.
Sorry to be a "buzz" kill.
Hey, all I know is I can type about 200WPM on this shit, then I fall over.
Call me cruel, but I really want to see a video of that.
Quote from: LMNO on February 16, 2010, 07:45:47 PM
Um.
This was funny, until someone brought up potential health risks.
As was explored in 2005 or so, espresso has equal or less caffeine in it than regular coffee: The longer beans are roasted, the less caffeine, although it does get richer and more bitter.
So, by combining one pot of coffee, one chocolate bar, and (essentially) one pot of expresso, you have basically made TWO POTS OF BITTER MOCHA.
Sorry to be a "buzz" kill.
LMNO, I know all that. It's pretty common knowledge. The reason espresso, in this context, increases the caffeine content so much (as measured by volume, not by serving) is because that 100 mg caffeine present in espresso is in one ounce of fluid rather than six. It's not that espresso has more caffeine PER SERVING, it's that it has more caffeine BY VOLUME. Fill a six-ounce mug with drip coffee and you have about 130-175mg caffeine; fill a six-ounce mug with espresso and you have 600mg caffeine. You can easily dump a shot into a cup of coffee and almost double the caffeine content.
I didn't even factor in the chocolate because it's negligible.
As for health risks, it's not going to be bad for everyone, but people who have certain contraindicating conditions should probably stay away from that much caffeine. That is all I was saying.
BTW, do the math on the caffeine in a pot of coffee plus eight ounces of espresso, divided by six, which is about how many 12-14 oz mugs you'll get out of that. Make sure you factor in "official" serving sizes vs. how much people actually pour into a mug.
The mayo clinic states that one shot of espresso has half the caffeine as one cup of coffee (http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/caffeine/AN01211).
Standard sizes coffe cup: 6 oz
Standard size espresso shot: 1 oz
8 oz espresso = 4 cups of coffee.
One pot of coffee = 10 cups.
one pot of coffee + 8 oz espresso = 68 oz liquid
16 cups of coffee = 96 oz
Each 6 oz cup of death coffee = 1.41 cups of normal coffee.
Just saying.
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on February 16, 2010, 07:58:14 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 16, 2010, 07:08:13 PM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on February 16, 2010, 07:06:42 PM
That's good.
However, what I said about caffeine still applies. Healthy people shouldn't have more than 300 mg per day, and people with heart conditions, circulatory conditions, and any kind of stress, panic, anxiety, or sleep disorder should really not have any. At all. Because even small amounts suppress adenosine and trigger or exacerbate those conditions.
Not that I'm not a bad example, myself. I drink one cup of black tea or 2-3 cups of green tea per day, and that's more caffeine than I ought to have, and I know it.
Hrm. I drink about 2-3 pots of regular coffee each morning, with maybe 2 cups in the afternoon. Occasionally I will replace one pot of that coffee with 1 cup of death coffee.
Jesus fuck. Do you know how much caffeine is in a pot of coffee?
I'm just saying, that seems like it might be a slight indicator for why you can't sleep without tranquilizers. Does your doctor know how much caffeine you drink? Did your doctor even ASK? Because prescribing benzos for insomnia without first ruling out caffeine is way beyond irresponsible.
Yes, as a matter of fact, and I went without caffiene for more than a month before we started the pills...even though, by halfway through, they knew what was wrong with me, and it has nothing to do with stimulants.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 16, 2010, 08:19:58 PM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on February 16, 2010, 07:58:14 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 16, 2010, 07:08:13 PM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on February 16, 2010, 07:06:42 PM
That's good.
However, what I said about caffeine still applies. Healthy people shouldn't have more than 300 mg per day, and people with heart conditions, circulatory conditions, and any kind of stress, panic, anxiety, or sleep disorder should really not have any. At all. Because even small amounts suppress adenosine and trigger or exacerbate those conditions.
Not that I'm not a bad example, myself. I drink one cup of black tea or 2-3 cups of green tea per day, and that's more caffeine than I ought to have, and I know it.
Hrm. I drink about 2-3 pots of regular coffee each morning, with maybe 2 cups in the afternoon. Occasionally I will replace one pot of that coffee with 1 cup of death coffee.
Jesus fuck. Do you know how much caffeine is in a pot of coffee?
I'm just saying, that seems like it might be a slight indicator for why you can't sleep without tranquilizers. Does your doctor know how much caffeine you drink? Did your doctor even ASK? Because prescribing benzos for insomnia without first ruling out caffeine is way beyond irresponsible.
Yes, as a matter of fact, and I went without caffiene for more than a month before we started the pills...even though, by halfway through, they knew what was wrong with me, and it has nothing to do with stimulants.
That's good, then. I'm not out to kill the funny or ruin your good time, but it did make me worry.
Also, maybe I'm a little bitter because I can't have any Death Coffee. :)
Funny's already dead, Nigel.
I guess I killed it.
Sorry, guys.
Quote from: LMNO on February 16, 2010, 08:17:34 PM
The mayo clinic states that one shot of espresso has half the caffeine as one cup of coffee (http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/caffeine/AN01211).
Standard sizes coffe cup: 6 oz
Standard size espresso shot: 1 oz
8 oz espresso = 4 cups of coffee.
One pot of coffee = 10 cups.
one pot of coffee + 8 oz espresso = 68 oz liquid
16 cups of coffee = 96 oz
Each 6 oz cup of death coffee = 1.41 cups of normal coffee.
Just saying.
The Mayo Clinic is actually off a bit; drip coffee does not have twice the caffeine of espresso. It varies considerably depending on a lot of factors, but typically it has about 135-175mg per 6 oz serving, to espresso's average 100.
But that's not even terribly relevant. Using your calculations, how many milligrams of caffeine are in one 12-oz mug of Death Coffee? Would you suggest it's not a bad idea for people with arrhythmia, hypertension, stress disorders, or sleep disorders to drink a mug of it without talking to their doctor?
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 16, 2010, 08:26:42 PM
Funny's already dead, Nigel.
SORRY FOR WORRYING
NEXT TIME I WON'T.
Ok, first off: My point is that a given amount of "death coffee" only has slightly more caffeine in it than a standard amount of coffee, by volume.
Secondly: IT'S CALLED DEATH COFFEE. Why the fuck would anyone who has any sort of ill effects from normal coffee even consider drinking it? Frankly, if anyone with arrhythmia, hypertension, stress disorders, or sleep disorders is drinking even EARL FUCKING GREY TEA, they're idiots.
Sorry. Too much coffee today.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 16, 2010, 08:41:19 PM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on February 16, 2010, 08:40:24 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 16, 2010, 08:26:42 PM
Funny's already dead, Nigel.
SORRY FOR WORRYING
NEXT TIME I WON'T.
Okay, that does it.
I'm only half serious about not worrying next time. I'd like to not, but I will anyway because I'm the chick who becomes convinced people have been in an awful car wreck and died if I haven't heard from them for a couple of days.
Unfortunately from personal experience, I know a lot about benzodiazepines and caffeine interaction.
Quote from: LMNO on February 16, 2010, 08:45:41 PM
Ok, first off: My point is that a given amount of "death coffee" only has slightly more caffeine in it than a standard amount of coffee, by volume.
Secondly: IT'S CALLED DEATH COFFEE. Why the fuck would anyone who has any sort of ill effects from normal coffee even consider drinking it? Frankly, if anyone with arrhythmia, hypertension, stress disorders, or sleep disorders is drinking even EARL FUCKING GREY TEA, they're idiots.
Sorry. Too much coffee today.
I'm not disagreeing with you.
Although I do drink tea, which I know damn straight I shouldn't.
I've been dreaming up a combination of pu-erh, ginseng, and yerba mate. Metabolism stimulator, caffeine, and natural reproductive stimulant. I'll let you know the results.
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on February 16, 2010, 08:52:25 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 16, 2010, 08:41:19 PM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on February 16, 2010, 08:40:24 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 16, 2010, 08:26:42 PM
Funny's already dead, Nigel.
SORRY FOR WORRYING
NEXT TIME I WON'T.
Okay, that does it.
I'm only half serious about not worrying next time. I'd like to not, but I will anyway because I'm the chick who becomes convinced people have been in an awful car wreck and died if I haven't heard from them for a couple of days.
Unfortunately from personal experience, I know a lot about benzodiazepines and caffeine interaction.
All I know is that I tried not taking the damn pills last night, and I'm still awake now. If I can't get to sleep in the next 2 hours, I'll take one of the old Ambien, and deal with the horrible fucking side effects in the morning.
Quote from: Richter on February 16, 2010, 08:55:06 PM
I've been dreaming up a combination of pu-erh, ginseng, and yerba mate. Metabolism stimulator, caffeine, and natural reproductive stimulant. I'll let you know the results.
POSTING RECIPE UPON COMPLETION.
FOR SCIENCE.
I was talking about Death Coffee to my mom and she was all "Put a shot of Kahlua in it".
Is this as blasphemous as I thought it was? :x
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on March 10, 2010, 12:45:48 AM
I was talking about Death Coffee to my mom and she was all "Put a shot of Kahlua in it".
Is this as blasphemous as I thought it was? :x
Why not just a dollop of whiskey or vodka?
I drink coffee & whiskey at Drunken Gospel once a month, it's pretty good.
I mean, Death Coffee already IS blasphemous in and of itself; why not compound the blasphemy?
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on March 10, 2010, 12:47:24 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on March 10, 2010, 12:45:48 AM
I was talking about Death Coffee to my mom and she was all "Put a shot of Kahlua in it".
Is this as blasphemous as I thought it was? :x
Why not just a dollop of whiskey or vodka?
I drink coffee & whiskey at Drunken Gospel once a month, it's pretty good.
Dunno about those, but my mom has a tendency to put alcohol in just about everything after 4 o'clock. And it just doesn't sound right to me, especially since she's never even tasted it.
(http://img38.imageshack.us/img38/3152/tfuckaround20091102frac.jpg)
I enjoy going to Starbucks and asking for a venti cup filled with just espresso shots, then chugging the entire thing. I usually do it in the Starbucks, too, just for shits and giggles.
Of course, my brain and bowels summarily decide to flip me a gigantic bird afterwards. That's cool, though. I have fun while I'm at it, and that's all that matters, amirite.
(Inb4 getting bitched at for buying Starbucks.)
One day your bowels decide they will no longer tolerate any abuse, and vacate your body forever. I'm not sure what exit they use, but it's best not to think about it.
Quote from: JackALope2323 on March 10, 2010, 04:09:05 AM
I enjoy going to Starbucks and asking for a venti cup filled with just espresso shots, then chugging the entire thing. I usually do it in the Starbucks, too, just for shits and giggles.
Of course, my brain and bowels summarily decide to flip me a gigantic bird afterwards. That's cool, though. I have fun while I'm at it, and that's all that matters, amirite.
(Inb4 getting bitched at for buying Starbucks.)
That has to taste awful. All the shots are dead by then unless you add a little bit of milk to it. Ugh.
Quote from: Nast on March 10, 2010, 04:52:34 AM
One day your bowels decide they will no longer tolerate any abuse, and vacate your body forever. I'm not sure what exit they use, but it's best not to think about it.
:lulz:
He's going to need one of these:
http://gizmodo.com/5405054/meet-the-british-man-with-the-bionic-bottom
We made this better, btw. For REAL large amounts of caffiene.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 28, 2010, 07:44:04 PM
We made this better, btw. For REAL large amounts of caffiene.
The last refinement (agitated cold brew, IIRC) was basically an anxiety attack in a cup. How has this been taken farther?
Quote from: Sigmatic on March 10, 2010, 07:49:30 AM
He's going to need one of these:
http://gizmodo.com/5405054/meet-the-british-man-with-the-bionic-bottom
Needs a function that automatically Tweets when he hits the remote control.
Also: Bad ideas about spamming radio control frequencies.
Quote from: Richter on December 28, 2010, 07:55:21 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 28, 2010, 07:44:04 PM
We made this better, btw. For REAL large amounts of caffiene.
The last refinement (agitated cold brew, IIRC) was basically an anxiety attack in a cup. How has this been taken farther?
That was the "better", actually. You can't make it any stronger without adding meth.
For those in it's thrall, it is more often referred to as Life Coffee, since it becomes the only thing that can sustain their mockery of life.
Sig,
badly addicted to caffeine and loving it
What if you'd take an entire vacuum pack of ground coffee (17.6oz here) and cold-brew it?
I think that would be akin to those guys who smoke whole packs of cigs at once.
Anyone got the materials to try it?
Quote from: Triple Zero on December 29, 2010, 04:44:04 PM
What if you'd take an entire vacuum pack of ground coffee (17.6oz here) and cold-brew it?
Um, we're ripping out a kilo at a time. :sad:
Of course, I have a proper lab to work with.
I JUST MADE AND ALSO DRANK:
1 SLIGHTLY MORE BEANS THAN WOULD BE SENSIBLE
2 GROUND TO VERY VERY FINE DUST
3 TWO OR THREE BIG TEASPOONS OF PURE COCOA POWDER
3 INNA BIG MUG
3 FILLED WITH HOT BOILING WATER (NO FILTER)
3 AND STIR AND WAIT AND STIR AND REHEAT IN MICROWAVE AND STIR AND WAIT ETC
3 POUR THROUGH A TEA STRAINER TO REMOVE BIG GRANULES BUT KEEP THE MENACING REDDISH BROWN DUST
3 SPLASH OF MILK + TINY BIT OF SUGAR
I'D POST A PIC BUT I DRANK IT ALL SORRY
YUM + BZZZZZZZZZZZZzZZZZZZ :lulz:
<triplezero>it's quite ummm strong, this beverage
<Cain>lol
<triplezero>I WONDER HOW THAT HAPPENED
<Cain>at both the above sentences
<triplezero>btw for the kids trying this at home, I did use a sieve to filter out the biggest granules
<BDSimpleton>"Like the erasure of a hegemon's great cities to disasters natural and unnatural" mmmmmm words
<triplezero>but it still has the fine dusty ground beans floating in it, giving it a sort of thick earthy creamy texture
<triplezero>hm first I thought it could use some sugar, but it's growing on me
<Cain>like a fungal infection
<triplezero>yummm this is good. I wish I could feed it to unsuspecting people
<triplezero>"Cocoa solids also contain the greatest concentration of the psychoactive chemicals caffeine and theobromine, which are mostly absent in the other half of chocolate, cocoa butter."
<Payne_>AND THEN TRIP STARTED HALLUCINATING THAT HE WAS A REAL BOY
<Pixie>lol
<BDSimpleton>15% HOLY SHIT
<BDSimpleton>quickly! turn down the brightness!
<Pixie>BDS DO SOME WORK!
<BDSimpleton>i don't need to
<Payne_>HAW, I have a generator that powers MY internets
<BDSimpleton>i'm probably dropping this class anyway
<BDSimpleton>and it's only dumb coursework
<triplezero>FIFTEEN PROCENT WHAAT?!
<Payne_>burning! burning! burning fossil fuels yeah!
- triplezero is now known as tripozooO000M
<Payne_>suddenly there are like a million flies in here
<tripozooO000M>are they teaching you to dance?
<Payne_>I AM TURNED INTO FLY GOD
<tripozooO000M>while the earth spins slooooowly?
<tripozooO000M>""As with caffeine, theobromine can cause sleeplessness, tremors, restlessness, anxiety, as well as contribute to increased production of urine.[41] Additional side effects include loss of appetite, nausea, and vomiting.[44]""
<tripozooO000M>FUCK YEAH
<tripozooO000M>how why caffeine increases urine? everybody knows it increases pooping!
<Payne_>WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
<Payne_>yes, Caffeine is a diuretic
<Payne_>PURGE THOSE KIDNEYS
<Payne_>CLEANSE THE UNBELIEVERS!
<tripozooO000M>whew that was a delicious cup
<tripozooO000M>now i gotta find something useful to do with all this buzzing here
<Cain>death coffee gives you wings (also, acceleration)
<tripozooO000M>FLYING IS JUST A MATTER OF KICKING THE WORLD DOWN AND KEEPING IT THERE
DEATH COFFEE IS ALL THAT IS RIGHT IN THIS WORLD
-Suu
Misses proselytizing in Boston Common on two cups of Richter's special espresso blend.
I would like to try Death Coffee except for the probability that it would actually kill me.
Quote from: Nigel on October 10, 2011, 04:07:03 PM
I would like to try Death Coffee except for the probability that it would actually kill me.
:lulz:
Quote from: Nigel on October 10, 2011, 04:07:03 PM
I would like to try Death Coffee except for the probability that it would actually kill me.
DO
OR DO NOT
THERE IS NO TRY
IN THE CASE OF KILLING PROBABILITY
I SUGGEST
DO NOT
(BUT THERE IS NO TRY STILL)
:lulz:
I CHOOSE DO NOT.
BECAUSE I LIKE LIFE.
Oops.
After breakfast, yesterday, there was about a half a pot of coffee left.
After leln headed home, Richter and I headed off to teach small children how to whack each other with swords. (This is an awesome way to spend the weekend.)
The coffee pot was left on. It has no automatic shutoff.
There's about a quarter of a pot left, now...
Does this qualify as death coffee?
Quote from: Luna on October 10, 2011, 06:05:03 PM
Oops.
After breakfast, yesterday, there was about a half a pot of coffee left.
After leln headed home, Richter and I headed off to teach small children how to whack each other with swords. (This is an awesome way to spend the weekend.)
The coffee pot was left on. It has no automatic shutoff.
There's about a quarter of a pot left, now...
Does this qualify as death coffee?
No, we Doktors refer to that as "driveway sealant".
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 10, 2011, 06:07:30 PM
Quote from: Luna on October 10, 2011, 06:05:03 PM
Oops.
After breakfast, yesterday, there was about a half a pot of coffee left.
After leln headed home, Richter and I headed off to teach small children how to whack each other with swords. (This is an awesome way to spend the weekend.)
The coffee pot was left on. It has no automatic shutoff.
There's about a quarter of a pot left, now...
Does this qualify as death coffee?
No, we Doktors refer to that as "driveway sealant".
Probably shouldn't have nuked it and drank it, then?
Was it as horrible as it sounds it would be?
And whether it was DEATH COFFEE depends on how well it worked for you I suppose :)
It's not death coffee. Caffiene metabolizes out at 98F, so if the pot's been on that long, there's nothing in it besides tar that won't wake you up.
98F? That's about 37C?
Cause what I always read is that, as opposed to tea, you should pour the water on as hot as possible (99-100C).
Quote from: Triple Zero on October 10, 2011, 08:18:10 PM
98F? That's about 37C?
Cause what I always read is that, as opposed to tea, you should pour the water on as hot as possible (99-100C).
It tastes better when it's screaming hot, but IIRC, you lose caffiene.
Waking up isn't an issue, these days. Most nights, I get three or four hours, and I'm up and moving.
Tasted pretty horrible, but, dump enough stuff in it, it's not so bad.
Quote from: Luna on October 10, 2011, 08:25:30 PM
Waking up isn't an issue, these days. Most nights, I get three or four hours, and I'm up and moving.
Tasted pretty horrible, but, dump enough stuff in it, it's not so bad.
Dump what in it?
You aren't one of those Goddamn infidels that contaminates your coffee with sugar and dairy products, are you?
:jihaad:
Quote from: Triple Zero on October 10, 2011, 08:18:10 PM
98F? That's about 37C?
Cause what I always read is that, as opposed to tea, you should pour the water on as hot as possible (99-100C).
No, not boiling hot because you lose too many of the aromatic oils that way. That's one of the reasons cold-processed coffee tastes better.
Quote from: Nigel on October 11, 2011, 05:04:32 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on October 10, 2011, 08:18:10 PM
98F? That's about 37C?
Cause what I always read is that, as opposed to tea, you should pour the water on as hot as possible (99-100C).
No, not boiling hot because you lose too many of the aromatic oils that way. That's one of the reasons cold-processed coffee tastes better.
I've read conflicting things about this. I'll have to research it a bit further. (if you got any links handy, that'd be cool otherwise I'll hit google myself)
Quote from: Triple Zero on October 11, 2011, 08:30:37 PM
Quote from: Nigel on October 11, 2011, 05:04:32 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on October 10, 2011, 08:18:10 PM
98F? That's about 37C?
Cause what I always read is that, as opposed to tea, you should pour the water on as hot as possible (99-100C).
No, not boiling hot because you lose too many of the aromatic oils that way. That's one of the reasons cold-processed coffee tastes better.
I've read conflicting things about this. I'll have to research it a bit further. (if you got any links handy, that'd be cool otherwise I'll hit google myself)
I don't have any links, I just worked for a roaster for five years and that's what they taught me.
(It's also why boiling coffee makes it taste terrible)
98f is too cool to be effective without steeping for a long time, though, and would probably result in rather bland coffee due to inadequate extraction of acids. Some people like it that way though.
Quote from: Nigel on October 11, 2011, 08:50:49 PM
98f is too cool to be effective without steeping for a long time, though, and would probably result in rather bland coffee due to inadequate extraction of acids. Some people like it that way though.
That's why we use a barrel roller. FORCE those fucking beans into the water.
I LIKE MY COFFEE COLD AND FULL OF SUGAR WHAT NOW DOK WHAT NOOWWWWWWWW
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 12, 2011, 08:27:31 PM
Quote from: Nigel on October 11, 2011, 08:50:49 PM
98f is too cool to be effective without steeping for a long time, though, and would probably result in rather bland coffee due to inadequate extraction of acids. Some people like it that way though.
That's why we use a barrel roller. FORCE those fucking beans into the water.
:lulz: