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I got bored so I made a podcast. About 60 mins + worth of decent music. I may make more in the future.

I'm not quite sure why I called it why you were creeping. Might have to do with these being love songs or songs about desire 

http://www.mixcloud.com/whileyouwerecreeping/while-you-were-creeping/

So I was at this afterhours tonight that had Karaoke and some coked up air-head I don't even know girl whom I will refer to as Santana from here on out sat on my lap out of nowhere and here is the conversation which transpired:

H-Town: So why are you sitting on me, Santana?

Santana: OMG I love your lap. Do you have an extra cigarette for me?

H-Town: I don't think so, I don't even know you.

Santana: Oh come on (pushing herself into me) you totally have an extra smoke.

H-Town: Okay fine, have a cigarette.

Santana: Wow, I love your hat. You're like Frank Sinatra. (Her hand is now on my inner thigh.)

H-Town: Well that is the look I'm going for  

Santana: Hey!.. You're going to sing a song with me.

H-Town: I don't know, I don't really want to sing a song with you.

Santana: Oh come on, please please please please please!

H-Town: No.

Santana: (Pushing herself into me more) Don't be shy, I think you want to sing with me.

H-Town: Okay relax. I'll sing a song with you. Let's sing a Bad Brains song, alright?

Santana: What's a bad brains?

H-Town: Get the fuck off me.

Punk Rock.

I was on the streetcar today and I was looking at some guy looking at his iphone. He was browsing around the internet on it, it seemed, and the look on his face really bothered me. The look on his face was intent, like he was maneuvering some kind of important relationship thing with his phone.. but no he was only actually browsing the web on his phone. I don't even know why it struck me or why it's interesting to point out to anyone. He was just really into it and being some sort of weird iphone power user on his way to work.

More than anything I wanted to ask him when exactly he decided to be a slave bitch, or if it's an issue he deals with or is aware of.

How the fuck do you ask someone this?

I'm fielding this thought out there because I really want to know when it goes away. When being angry goes away. Not even kidding at all.

I've been off and on finding myself coming back to look at this site over the years, much like a lot of people I imagine (over the years.) While I do enjoy the often brutal honesty and mostly hilarious posts/replies I've read in the past from all you, I've never bothered to register a user name because I couldn't find a good enough reason to involve myself with you guys who seem to be doing pretty okay without me so far.

I have been finding myself looking around here more often lately and I don't usually like to think of myself as a creepy lurker so I decided to go ahead and let it be known there is some guy checking your shit out. I don't have any bad intentions and maybe I don't necessarily have any good intentions either towards what goes on here but I am mildly fascinated and definitely entertained nonetheless.

Just wanted to say hello and that I'll do my best to not spam you all with lame bullshit.

PS: if there is a proper place to make introductions I couldn't find it so.. apologies all round!