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Title: Shit over at MW....
Post by: *GrumpButt* on May 09, 2011, 12:36:25 AM
Cracks me up...

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Title: Re: Shit over at MW....
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 09, 2011, 03:30:35 AM
:cramstipated:
Title: Re: Shit over at MW....
Post by: Dysnomia on May 09, 2011, 03:39:21 AM
the drama llama who now lives in WA tried that shit on me once.   :lulz: 
Title: Re: Shit over at MW....
Post by: *GrumpButt* on May 09, 2011, 04:17:01 AM
 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: Shit over at MW....
Post by: Lies on May 09, 2011, 05:06:38 AM
Quotewell love spells usually don't last long. the longest i heard of them last was about two to three years. after the spell. usually you might feel like you just hate this person for some reason. or they might be disgusted or be repulsed by you.

Funny how love "Spells" sound like normal relationships.
Title: Re: Shit over at MW....
Post by: *GrumpButt* on May 09, 2011, 05:41:12 AM
Ok last one I swear  :lulz:

I haz try make sunshine
xxxx://mysticwicks.com/showthread.php?235157-Sun-Spell-gone-wrong...
Title: Re: Shit over at MW....
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 09, 2011, 06:03:03 AM
OH FFS    :lulz:
Title: Re: Shit over at MW....
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 09, 2011, 09:14:05 AM
AUGH

if you wait long enough, the sun will come out! And then it's mahadgfgiqiues!
Title: Re: Shit over at MW....
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 09, 2011, 04:42:08 PM
AH JUST MADE THA SKY TURN PINK.
WAS ON ANOTHER PLANNIT, YUO CAN'T SEE IT.
Title: Re: Shit over at MW....
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 09, 2011, 04:44:28 PM
This is how the world ends.   :lulz:

Right back into the caves, beat on a hollow log to make the evil spirits go away, and blood is good for the crops.

:monkeydance:
Title: Re: Shit over at MW....
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on May 09, 2011, 04:45:47 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 09, 2011, 04:44:28 PM
This is how the world ends.   :lulz:

Right back into the caves, beat on a hollow log to make the evil spirits go away, and blood is good for the crops.

:monkeydance:

Well, I imagine it makes for ok fertilizer...
Title: Re: Shit over at MW....
Post by: *GrumpButt* on May 09, 2011, 04:46:27 PM
 :lulz: :lulz:

Reading the crap they post over there scares me sometimes, but usually it's just a lolfest.
Title: Re: Shit over at MW....
Post by: Adios on May 09, 2011, 04:46:35 PM
Those people need to be on a short leash. One that is tied off on a high limb.
Title: Re: Shit over at MW....
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 09, 2011, 04:48:15 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on May 09, 2011, 04:46:35 PM
Those people need to be on a short leash. One that is tied off on a high limb.
:mittens:
Title: Re: Shit over at MW....
Post by: Suu on May 09, 2011, 04:55:31 PM
UR NOT POWERFUL ENUFF TO CHANGE THE WEATHER
Title: Re: Shit over at MW....
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 09, 2011, 04:57:57 PM
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on May 09, 2011, 04:55:31 PM
UR NOT POWERFUL ENUFF TO CHANGE THE WEATHER

I am.

But I don't want to.

TGRR,
Vengeful Rain God.
Title: Re: Shit over at MW....
Post by: *GrumpButt* on May 09, 2011, 04:58:03 PM
She went wrong when she wore BLUE. Tats teh color of rainz, not teh sunshinez!
Title: Re: Shit over at MW....
Post by: Suu on May 09, 2011, 04:59:00 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 09, 2011, 04:57:57 PM
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on May 09, 2011, 04:55:31 PM
UR NOT POWERFUL ENUFF TO CHANGE THE WEATHER

I am.

But I don't want to.

TGRR,
Vengeful Rain God.

Fuck, you took over the rain god duties again?

Title: Re: Shit over at MW....
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on May 09, 2011, 04:59:29 PM
Quote from: *GrumpButt* on May 09, 2011, 04:58:03 PM
She went wrong when she wore BLUE. Tats teh color of rainz, not teh sunshinez!

Clear sunny skies are also blue.
Title: Re: Shit over at MW....
Post by: Adios on May 09, 2011, 05:00:25 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on May 09, 2011, 04:59:29 PM
Quote from: *GrumpButt* on May 09, 2011, 04:58:03 PM
She went wrong when she wore BLUE. Tats teh color of rainz, not teh sunshinez!

Clear sunny skies are also blue.

Sill boy, one simply MUST wear Yellow for this sort of thing.
Title: Re: Shit over at MW....
Post by: Luna on May 09, 2011, 05:00:41 PM
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on May 09, 2011, 04:55:31 PM
UR NOT POWERFUL ENUFF TO CHANGE THE WEATHER

We had a Wiccan camping with us one year at Pennsic, MANY years ago (back before I camped with the Freehold, which means we arrived there in covered wagons, I think)...

She and I bumped heads a lot...  But, when she was leaving camp one day, I told her, "zip the tent, it's going to rain, and your stuff is gonna be soaked."  She blew me off, told me it was a beautiful day.

It rained.  Clouds rolled in, and it was coming down in solid sheets.  You could have showered in this deluge.  Seriously.

"But...  But...  I cast a spell for good weather all Pennsic, what did you DOooo?"

Bitch, I grew up on a farm an hour from here, I KNOW the weather here.
Title: Re: Shit over at MW....
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 09, 2011, 05:00:58 PM
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on May 09, 2011, 04:59:00 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 09, 2011, 04:57:57 PM
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on May 09, 2011, 04:55:31 PM
UR NOT POWERFUL ENUFF TO CHANGE THE WEATHER

I am.

But I don't want to.

TGRR,
Vengeful Rain God.

Fuck, you took over the rain god duties again?



Months ago.
Title: Re: Shit over at MW....
Post by: Luna on May 09, 2011, 05:01:46 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 09, 2011, 04:57:57 PM
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on May 09, 2011, 04:55:31 PM
UR NOT POWERFUL ENUFF TO CHANGE THE WEATHER

I am.

But I don't want to.

TGRR,
Vengeful Rain God.

Note to self, find out what TGRR requires as a bribe tribute in order to keep the rain in western PA at reasonable levels, preferably late at night, for the first two weeks of August.
Title: Re: Shit over at MW....
Post by: Suu on May 09, 2011, 05:02:08 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 09, 2011, 05:00:58 PM
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on May 09, 2011, 04:59:00 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 09, 2011, 04:57:57 PM
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on May 09, 2011, 04:55:31 PM
UR NOT POWERFUL ENUFF TO CHANGE THE WEATHER

I am.

But I don't want to.

TGRR,
Vengeful Rain God.

Fuck, you took over the rain god duties again?



Months ago.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.
Title: Re: Shit over at MW....
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 09, 2011, 05:02:23 PM
Quote from: Luna on May 09, 2011, 05:00:41 PM

"But...  But...  I cast a spell for good weather all Pennsic, what did you DOooo?"

At this point, you're legally allowed to pimp slap her til she can't stand up, and then throw in the boot a bit.
Title: Re: Shit over at MW....
Post by: *GrumpButt* on May 09, 2011, 05:03:05 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 09, 2011, 05:00:58 PM
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on May 09, 2011, 04:59:00 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 09, 2011, 04:57:57 PM
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on May 09, 2011, 04:55:31 PM
UR NOT POWERFUL ENUFF TO CHANGE THE WEATHER

I am.

But I don't want to.

TGRR,
Vengeful Rain God.

Fuck, you took over the rain god duties again?



Months ago.

Glad you stopped pissing in the Mississippi River. That thing was almost 50 ft above over here. >.>
Title: Re: Shit over at MW....
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 09, 2011, 05:03:36 PM
Quote from: Luna on May 09, 2011, 05:01:46 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 09, 2011, 04:57:57 PM
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on May 09, 2011, 04:55:31 PM
UR NOT POWERFUL ENUFF TO CHANGE THE WEATHER

I am.

But I don't want to.

TGRR,
Vengeful Rain God.

Note to self, find out what TGRR requires as a bribe tribute in order to keep the rain in western PA at reasonable levels, preferably late at night, for the first two weeks of August.

No, sorry.  It's far too late for that.  I plan to punish the humans a bunch more.

Besides, all the really good battles were in the rain.  Crecy, Agincourt, the works.
Title: Re: Shit over at MW....
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 09, 2011, 05:03:59 PM
Quote from: *GrumpButt* on May 09, 2011, 05:03:05 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 09, 2011, 05:00:58 PM
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on May 09, 2011, 04:59:00 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 09, 2011, 04:57:57 PM
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on May 09, 2011, 04:55:31 PM
UR NOT POWERFUL ENUFF TO CHANGE THE WEATHER

I am.

But I don't want to.

TGRR,
Vengeful Rain God.

Fuck, you took over the rain god duties again?



Months ago.

Glad you stopped pissing in the Mississippi River. That thing was almost 50 ft above over here. >.>

I'm just taking a break.
Title: Re: Shit over at MW....
Post by: Suu on May 09, 2011, 05:04:38 PM
Quote from: Luna on May 09, 2011, 05:01:46 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 09, 2011, 04:57:57 PM
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on May 09, 2011, 04:55:31 PM
UR NOT POWERFUL ENUFF TO CHANGE THE WEATHER

I am.

But I don't want to.

TGRR,
Vengeful Rain God.

Note to self, find out what TGRR requires as a bribe tribute in order to keep the rain in western PA at reasonable levels, preferably late at night, for the first two weeks of August.

I had to call him 2 years ago.

"Roger, this shit is unacceptable. Make it stop."

"Okay."

Sure as fucking hell it stopped raining in like 5 minutes.  General Stuart was like, "WHAT THE FUCK?!"

Title: Re: Shit over at MW....
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 09, 2011, 05:06:18 PM
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on May 09, 2011, 05:04:38 PM
Quote from: Luna on May 09, 2011, 05:01:46 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 09, 2011, 04:57:57 PM
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on May 09, 2011, 04:55:31 PM
UR NOT POWERFUL ENUFF TO CHANGE THE WEATHER

I am.

But I don't want to.

TGRR,
Vengeful Rain God.

Note to self, find out what TGRR requires as a bribe tribute in order to keep the rain in western PA at reasonable levels, preferably late at night, for the first two weeks of August.

I had to call him 2 years ago.

"Roger, this shit is unacceptable. Make it stop."

"Okay."

Sure as fucking hell it stopped raining in like 5 minutes.  General Stuart was like, "WHAT THE FUCK?!"



I was in a good mood that day.

Right now, I'm thinking Buffalo - Toronto needs it INNA FACE.
Title: Re: Shit over at MW....
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 09, 2011, 05:06:39 PM
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on May 09, 2011, 04:55:31 PM
UR NOT POWERFUL ENUFF TO CHANGE THE WEATHER
BUY SUU'S BOOK
Title: Re: Shit over at MW....
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on May 09, 2011, 05:07:37 PM
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on May 09, 2011, 05:04:38 PM
Quote from: Luna on May 09, 2011, 05:01:46 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 09, 2011, 04:57:57 PM
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on May 09, 2011, 04:55:31 PM
UR NOT POWERFUL ENUFF TO CHANGE THE WEATHER

I am.

But I don't want to.

TGRR,
Vengeful Rain God.

Note to self, find out what TGRR requires as a bribe tribute in order to keep the rain in western PA at reasonable levels, preferably late at night, for the first two weeks of August.

I had to call him 2 years ago.

"Roger, this shit is unacceptable. Make it stop."

"Okay."

Sure as fucking hell it stopped raining in like 5 minutes.  General Stuart was like, "WHAT THE FUCK?!"


:lulz:
Title: Re: Shit over at MW....
Post by: Suu on May 09, 2011, 05:19:04 PM
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/akindandbenevolentraingod-1.jpg)

I just had to dig through the Buttcave for that one. Man, we have some fucking GOLD in there.
Title: Re: Shit over at MW....
Post by: Luna on May 09, 2011, 06:05:58 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 09, 2011, 05:02:23 PM
Quote from: Luna on May 09, 2011, 05:00:41 PM

"But...  But...  I cast a spell for good weather all Pennsic, what did you DOooo?"

At this point, you're legally allowed to pimp slap her til she can't stand up, and then throw in the boot a bit.

Nah, I just laughed, and told her that the wait for the laundromat dryers was about six hours, and suggested that she wasn't the ONLY one who could twist the weather.

She went out of her way to NOT piss me off for the rest of Pennsic.
Title: Re: Shit over at MW....
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on May 09, 2011, 07:59:08 PM
wolololol, one day I will troll again and this place will be on my list of places to visit.
Title: Re: Shit over at MW....
Post by: *GrumpButt* on May 09, 2011, 08:21:26 PM
It is great to go over and just read. I spend my time going /omfg-facepalm and /wtf-ROFL
Title: Re: Shit over at MW....
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 09, 2011, 10:15:57 PM
Is the secks-with-the-gawds lady still around?
Title: Re: Shit over at MW....
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on May 10, 2011, 04:00:39 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 09, 2011, 10:15:57 PM
Is the secks-with-the-gawds lady still around?

The what now?!
Title: Re: Shit over at MW....
Post by: Luna on May 10, 2011, 04:01:58 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on May 10, 2011, 04:00:39 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 09, 2011, 10:15:57 PM
Is the secks-with-the-gawds lady still around?

The what now?!

I may have to go look...

Explainy, please?
Title: Re: Shit over at MW....
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 10, 2011, 07:16:26 PM
She was there a few years ago. She said the Archangel Michael touched her poon with his mighty sword and she came buckets.
She also claimed that Odin used to hang at her house, she baked cookies for him.
Title: Re: Shit over at MW....
Post by: *GrumpButt* on May 10, 2011, 07:17:56 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 10, 2011, 07:16:26 PM
She was there a few years ago. She said the Archangel Michael touched her poon with his mighty sword and she came buckets.
She also claimed that Odin used to hang at her house, she baked cookies for him.

Well at least someones getting some.....  :x
Title: Re: Shit over at MW....
Post by: Luna on May 10, 2011, 07:18:45 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 10, 2011, 07:16:26 PM
She was there a few years ago. She said the Archangel Michael touched her poon with his mighty sword and she came buckets.
She also claimed that Odin used to hang at her house, she baked cookies for him.

Lovely.     :roll:
Title: Re: Shit over at MW....
Post by: Eve Hill on May 10, 2011, 07:22:36 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 10, 2011, 07:16:26 PM
She was there a few years ago. She said the Archangel Michael touched her poon with his mighty sword and she came buckets.
She also claimed that Odin used to hang at her house, she baked cookies for him.

Wow.  :lol:
Title: Re: Shit over at MW....
Post by: *GrumpButt* on May 10, 2011, 07:25:14 PM
Doing a search over there now. Nothing is coming up atm. Damn I wish someone could remember her name...
Title: Re: Shit over at MW....
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on May 10, 2011, 07:30:13 PM
Quote from: *GrumpButt* on May 10, 2011, 07:25:14 PM
Doing a search over there now. Nothing is coming up atm. Damn I wish someone could remember her name...

Actually I think it was Mithrea and she's dead. 
Title: Re: Shit over at MW....
Post by: Adios on May 10, 2011, 07:32:29 PM
Who was that nitwit who faked her death?
Title: Re: Shit over at MW....
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on May 10, 2011, 07:34:32 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on May 10, 2011, 07:32:29 PM
Who was that nitwit who faked her death?

OMG let me think....  and there was the chick who did the fake cancer thing too......

Title: Re: Shit over at MW....
Post by: *GrumpButt* on May 10, 2011, 07:36:35 PM
Still searching.

Is a s-l-o-w day in the house of Da-Grump.   :sad:
Title: Re: Shit over at MW....
Post by: Luna on May 10, 2011, 07:36:58 PM
Quote from: Khara on May 10, 2011, 07:34:32 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on May 10, 2011, 07:32:29 PM
Who was that nitwit who faked her death?

OMG let me think....  and there was the chick who did the fake cancer thing too......



Damn, what a fun bunch.

Drama queens (of whatever gender) make me twitch.
Title: Re: Shit over at MW....
Post by: *GrumpButt* on May 10, 2011, 07:40:51 PM
Yes, but Oh-so entertaining.
Title: Re: Shit over at MW....
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on May 10, 2011, 07:47:07 PM
I read the threads posted in op.


I would like some people killed, kthnxbai :argh!:
Title: Re: Shit over at MW....
Post by: *GrumpButt* on May 10, 2011, 07:50:07 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on May 10, 2011, 07:47:07 PM
I read the threads posted in op.


I would like some people killed, kthnxbai :argh!:

Reading the stuff some people post about over there either sends me into  Wtf-rage, or a hysterical fit of laughter.

I don't know which is worse.
Title: Re: Shit over at MW....
Post by: *GrumpButt* on May 10, 2011, 07:58:20 PM
nnnnnn/mysticwicks.com/showthread.php?239036-spell-to-change-physical-appearance&p=4314032#post4314032

I watched teh Craft movie. Can I haz spell to make me teh prettay?

LOL

That there are people actually replying to this.......
Title: Re: Shit over at MW....
Post by: Luna on May 10, 2011, 08:00:41 PM
Quote from: *GrumpButt* on May 10, 2011, 07:58:20 PM
nnnnnn/mysticwicks.com/showthread.php?239036-spell-to-change-physical-appearance&p=4314032#post4314032

I watched teh Craft movie. Can I haz spell to make me teh prettay?

LOL

That there are people actually replying to this.......

"I HAVE that spell, but I'm not going to give it to you, because I hate you.  I've been testing it by walking by your front windows, every day this week, looking like someone else, each time.  And one of these days, I'm going to have had enough of your shit, and I'm going to knock..."
Title: Re: Shit over at MW....
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on May 10, 2011, 08:01:37 PM
Quote from: *GrumpButt* on May 10, 2011, 07:58:20 PM
nnnnnn/mysticwicks.com/showthread.php?239036-spell-to-change-physical-appearance&p=4314032#post4314032

I watched teh Craft movie. Can I haz spell to make me teh prettay?

LOL

That there are people actually replying to this.......

That chick actually PMed me.  I told her to go to TCC they knew about those kinds of spells there......  :lulz:
Title: Re: Shit over at MW....
Post by: Luna on May 10, 2011, 08:03:04 PM
Quote from: Khara on May 10, 2011, 08:01:37 PM
Quote from: *GrumpButt* on May 10, 2011, 07:58:20 PM
nnnnnn/mysticwicks.com/showthread.php?239036-spell-to-change-physical-appearance&p=4314032#post4314032

I watched teh Craft movie. Can I haz spell to make me teh prettay?

LOL

That there are people actually replying to this.......

That chick actually PMed me.  I told her to go to TCC they knew about those kinds of spells there......  :lulz:

That'd work, too.   :lol:
Title: Re: Shit over at MW....
Post by: *GrumpButt* on May 10, 2011, 08:03:39 PM
Lolzzzzzzz
Title: Re: Shit over at MW....
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on May 10, 2011, 08:06:10 PM
I don't troll, never have, prolly never will. In my mind it's too much time and effort to piss off people who are so far beneath my contempt that they don't exist to all intents and purposes. But when I read shit like this I totally get why other people do.
Title: Re: Shit over at MW....
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 10, 2011, 08:06:32 PM
Quote from: *GrumpButt* on May 10, 2011, 07:58:20 PM
nnnnnn/mysticwicks.com/showthread.php?239036-spell-to-change-physical-appearance&p=4314032#post4314032

I watched teh Craft movie. Can I haz spell to make me teh prettay?

LOL

That there are people actually replying to this.......
SPELL TO MAKE MW GRRLS TEH PRETTAY

CAST TEH SERKEL AND CALL TEH QUARTERS. DOLLERS TOO BECUZ PPL LAIK MUNNAY. MAK FIER. THROW DING DONGS AND BACON CHEEZEBURGERS ONNIT. EAT SALID. DANCE ALOT GET TEH SWEAT. TAKE BATH NAO, YUO STINK. GET DRESSED BUT NOT ALL STOOPIT. PUT ON MAEKUP BUT NOT ALL FUCKED UP LIEK YUO ALWAYS DO.
Title: Re: Shit over at MW....
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on May 10, 2011, 08:07:20 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on May 10, 2011, 08:06:10 PM
I don't troll, never have, prolly never will. In my mind it's too much time and effort to piss off people who are so far beneath my contempt that they don't exist to all intents and purposes. But when I read shit like this I totally get why other people do.

If I'm honest, I go over there because after about 10 minutes, yes I hate humanity, but I feel so much better about myself.....  :oops:

However, I must go over and let them see my new beautiful avatar.....   :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Shit over at MW....
Post by: *GrumpButt* on May 10, 2011, 08:08:52 PM
Quote from: Khara on May 10, 2011, 08:07:20 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on May 10, 2011, 08:06:10 PM
I don't troll, never have, prolly never will. In my mind it's too much time and effort to piss off people who are so far beneath my contempt that they don't exist to all intents and purposes. But when I read shit like this I totally get why other people do.

If I'm honest, I go over there because after about 10 minutes, yes I hate humanity, but I feel so much better about myself.....  :oops:

However, I must go over and let them see my new beautiful avatar.....   :mrgreen:

I used to go over for PP and the fantastic epeen contests. Is dead now.

Anyone remember the Chick-fil-a thread? How much shit was kicked up over biscuits?
Title: Re: Shit over at MW....
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on May 10, 2011, 08:09:02 PM
Quote from: Khara on May 10, 2011, 08:07:20 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on May 10, 2011, 08:06:10 PM
I don't troll, never have, prolly never will. In my mind it's too much time and effort to piss off people who are so far beneath my contempt that they don't exist to all intents and purposes. But when I read shit like this I totally get why other people do.

If I'm honest, I go over there because after about 10 minutes, yes I hate humanity, but I feel so much better about myself.....  :oops:

However, I must go over and let them see my new beautiful avatar.....   :mrgreen:

Yup, that totally makes sense :lulz: I can't imagine a level of self esteem that that kind of bullshit wouldn't bolster.
Title: Re: Shit over at MW....
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 10, 2011, 08:09:37 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 10, 2011, 08:06:32 PM
Quote from: *GrumpButt* on May 10, 2011, 07:58:20 PM
nnnnnn/mysticwicks.com/showthread.php?239036-spell-to-change-physical-appearance&p=4314032#post4314032

I watched teh Craft movie. Can I haz spell to make me teh prettay?

LOL

That there are people actually replying to this.......
SPELL TO MAKE MW GRRLS TEH PRETTAY

CAST TEH SERKEL AND CALL TEH QUARTERS. DOLLERS TOO BECUZ PPL LAIK MUNNAY. MAK FIER. THROW DING DONGS AND BACON CHEEZEBURGERS ONNIT. EAT SALID. DANCE ALOT GET TEH SWEAT. TAKE BATH NAO, YUO STINK. GET DRESSED BUT NOT ALL STOOPIT. PUT ON MAEKUP BUT NOT ALL FUCKED UP LIEK YUO ALWAYS DO.

:lulz::potd::lulz:
Title: Re: Shit over at MW....
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on May 10, 2011, 08:12:02 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on May 10, 2011, 08:09:02 PM
Quote from: Khara on May 10, 2011, 08:07:20 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on May 10, 2011, 08:06:10 PM
I don't troll, never have, prolly never will. In my mind it's too much time and effort to piss off people who are so far beneath my contempt that they don't exist to all intents and purposes. But when I read shit like this I totally get why other people do.

If I'm honest, I go over there because after about 10 minutes, yes I hate humanity, but I feel so much better about myself.....  :oops:

However, I must go over and let them see my new beautiful avatar.....   :mrgreen:

Yup, that totally makes sense :lulz: I can't imagine a level of self esteem that that kind of bullshit wouldn't bolster.

Exactly, it's cheaper than the happy pills....
Title: Re: Shit over at MW....
Post by: Adios on May 10, 2011, 08:12:14 PM
Quote from: *GrumpButt* on May 10, 2011, 08:08:52 PM
Quote from: Khara on May 10, 2011, 08:07:20 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on May 10, 2011, 08:06:10 PM
I don't troll, never have, prolly never will. In my mind it's too much time and effort to piss off people who are so far beneath my contempt that they don't exist to all intents and purposes. But when I read shit like this I totally get why other people do.

If I'm honest, I go over there because after about 10 minutes, yes I hate humanity, but I feel so much better about myself.....  :oops:

However, I must go over and let them see my new beautiful avatar.....   :mrgreen:

I used to go over for PP and the fantastic epeen contests. Is dead now.

Anyone remember the Chick-fil-a thread? How much shit was kicked up over biscuits?

*looks innocent*
Title: Re: Shit over at MW....
Post by: *GrumpButt* on May 10, 2011, 08:14:03 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on May 10, 2011, 08:12:14 PM
Quote from: *GrumpButt* on May 10, 2011, 08:08:52 PM
Quote from: Khara on May 10, 2011, 08:07:20 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on May 10, 2011, 08:06:10 PM
I don't troll, never have, prolly never will. In my mind it's too much time and effort to piss off people who are so far beneath my contempt that they don't exist to all intents and purposes. But when I read shit like this I totally get why other people do.

If I'm honest, I go over there because after about 10 minutes, yes I hate humanity, but I feel so much better about myself.....  :oops:

However, I must go over and let them see my new beautiful avatar.....   :mrgreen:

I used to go over for PP and the fantastic epeen contests. Is dead now.

Anyone remember the Chick-fil-a thread? How much shit was kicked up over biscuits?

*looks innocent*

That was the best thread EVAR.  What like 15 pages of ppl screaming about how you SHOULD NOT buy biscuits b/c it was encroaching on their freedoms?

OMG TEH BISCUITS! EBILLL BISCUITS!!!!
Title: Re: Shit over at MW....
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 10, 2011, 08:14:19 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on May 10, 2011, 08:12:14 PM
Quote from: *GrumpButt* on May 10, 2011, 08:08:52 PM
Quote from: Khara on May 10, 2011, 08:07:20 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on May 10, 2011, 08:06:10 PM
I don't troll, never have, prolly never will. In my mind it's too much time and effort to piss off people who are so far beneath my contempt that they don't exist to all intents and purposes. But when I read shit like this I totally get why other people do.

If I'm honest, I go over there because after about 10 minutes, yes I hate humanity, but I feel so much better about myself.....  :oops:

However, I must go over and let them see my new beautiful avatar.....   :mrgreen:

I used to go over for PP and the fantastic epeen contests. Is dead now.

Anyone remember the Chick-fil-a thread? How much shit was kicked up over biscuits?

*looks innocent*

The fatman killed PP.  What the HELL were they thinking of, making that fraud a "forum guide"?
Title: Re: Shit over at MW....
Post by: Luna on May 10, 2011, 08:14:57 PM
I swear...  This kind of shit is the REAL reason why people made "flying ointment" recipes and let them out.  If you're batshit crazy stupid enough to drink hemlock and nightshade (or rub it on themselves, stuff still absorbs)...  Darwin in action.
Title: Re: Shit over at MW....
Post by: Adios on May 10, 2011, 08:15:43 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 10, 2011, 08:14:19 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on May 10, 2011, 08:12:14 PM
Quote from: *GrumpButt* on May 10, 2011, 08:08:52 PM
Quote from: Khara on May 10, 2011, 08:07:20 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on May 10, 2011, 08:06:10 PM
I don't troll, never have, prolly never will. In my mind it's too much time and effort to piss off people who are so far beneath my contempt that they don't exist to all intents and purposes. But when I read shit like this I totally get why other people do.

If I'm honest, I go over there because after about 10 minutes, yes I hate humanity, but I feel so much better about myself.....  :oops:

However, I must go over and let them see my new beautiful avatar.....   :mrgreen:

I used to go over for PP and the fantastic epeen contests. Is dead now.

Anyone remember the Chick-fil-a thread? How much shit was kicked up over biscuits?

*looks innocent*

The fatman killed PP.  What the HELL were they thinking of, making that fraud a "forum guide"?

Thinking? I thought we were talking about MW?  :?
Title: Re: Shit over at MW....
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 10, 2011, 08:16:19 PM
Quote from: Luna on May 10, 2011, 08:14:57 PM
I swear...  This kind of shit is the REAL reason why people made "flying ointment" recipes and let them out.  If you're batshit crazy stupid enough to drink hemlock and nightshade (or rub it on themselves, stuff still absorbs)...  Darwin in action.


None of them do that shit, they just say they do.

It's like that "Book of Shadows" garbage.  You know it's just a spiral notebook full of bad Goth/emo poetry.
Title: Re: Shit over at MW....
Post by: *GrumpButt* on May 10, 2011, 08:16:24 PM
Quote from: Luna on May 10, 2011, 08:14:57 PM
I swear...  This kind of shit is the REAL reason why people made "flying ointment" recipes and let them out.  If you're batshit crazy stupid enough to drink hemlock and nightshade (or rub it on themselves, stuff still absorbs)...  Darwin in action.


Wait...

Did i miss a post about that?
Title: Re: Shit over at MW....
Post by: *GrumpButt* on May 10, 2011, 08:18:08 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 10, 2011, 08:16:19 PM
Quote from: Luna on May 10, 2011, 08:14:57 PM
I swear...  This kind of shit is the REAL reason why people made "flying ointment" recipes and let them out.  If you're batshit crazy stupid enough to drink hemlock and nightshade (or rub it on themselves, stuff still absorbs)...  Darwin in action.


None of them do that shit, they just say they do.

It's like that "Book of Shadows" garbage.  You know it's just a spiral notebook full of bad Goth/emo poetry.

Don't forget all the drawings of all the magickal fairies, dragons, Gods that they have seen.

And all the Love Spell components.
Title: Re: Shit over at MW....
Post by: Luna on May 10, 2011, 08:18:35 PM
Quote from: *GrumpButt* on May 10, 2011, 08:16:24 PM
Quote from: Luna on May 10, 2011, 08:14:57 PM
I swear...  This kind of shit is the REAL reason why people made "flying ointment" recipes and let them out.  If you're batshit crazy stupid enough to drink hemlock and nightshade (or rub it on themselves, stuff still absorbs)...  Darwin in action.


Wait...

Did i miss a post about that?

Nah, that's just me, thinking that somebody was trolling the gullible even back then, seeing who'd actually DO that shit and remove themselves from the gene pool.
Title: Re: Shit over at MW....
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 10, 2011, 08:19:13 PM
Quote from: *GrumpButt* on May 10, 2011, 08:14:03 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on May 10, 2011, 08:12:14 PM
Quote from: *GrumpButt* on May 10, 2011, 08:08:52 PM
Quote from: Khara on May 10, 2011, 08:07:20 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on May 10, 2011, 08:06:10 PM
I don't troll, never have, prolly never will. In my mind it's too much time and effort to piss off people who are so far beneath my contempt that they don't exist to all intents and purposes. But when I read shit like this I totally get why other people do.

If I'm honest, I go over there because after about 10 minutes, yes I hate humanity, but I feel so much better about myself.....  :oops:

However, I must go over and let them see my new beautiful avatar.....   :mrgreen:

I used to go over for PP and the fantastic epeen contests. Is dead now.

Anyone remember the Chick-fil-a thread? How much shit was kicked up over biscuits?

*looks innocent*

That was the best thread EVAR.  What like 15 pages of ppl screaming about how you SHOULD NOT buy biscuits b/c it was encroaching on their freedoms?

OMG TEH BISCUITS! EBILLL BISCUITS!!!!

WTF?  :lulz: I need to know more!
Title: Re: Shit over at MW....
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 10, 2011, 08:20:55 PM
Quote from: *GrumpButt* on May 10, 2011, 08:18:08 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 10, 2011, 08:16:19 PM
Quote from: Luna on May 10, 2011, 08:14:57 PM
I swear...  This kind of shit is the REAL reason why people made "flying ointment" recipes and let them out.  If you're batshit crazy stupid enough to drink hemlock and nightshade (or rub it on themselves, stuff still absorbs)...  Darwin in action.


None of them do that shit, they just say they do.

It's like that "Book of Shadows" garbage.  You know it's just a spiral notebook full of bad Goth/emo poetry.

Don't forget all the drawings of all the magickal fairies, dragons, Gods that they have seen.

And all the Love Spell components.

I have a love spell.  No, really.  It goes like this:

1.  Stop pretending to have mahjgickqual powers, and worrying about who's "qualified" to be a really real high priestess in a made up religion.

2.  Take a fucking bath/shower.

3.  Dress like a Goddamn adult.

4.  Go outside and meet people.

5.  Never, ever bring up that you were in any way associated with Paganism, until the day you die.
Title: Re: Shit over at MW....
Post by: Adios on May 10, 2011, 08:25:22 PM
Quote from: Nigel on May 10, 2011, 08:19:13 PM
Quote from: *GrumpButt* on May 10, 2011, 08:14:03 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on May 10, 2011, 08:12:14 PM
Quote from: *GrumpButt* on May 10, 2011, 08:08:52 PM
Quote from: Khara on May 10, 2011, 08:07:20 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on May 10, 2011, 08:06:10 PM
I don't troll, never have, prolly never will. In my mind it's too much time and effort to piss off people who are so far beneath my contempt that they don't exist to all intents and purposes. But when I read shit like this I totally get why other people do.

If I'm honest, I go over there because after about 10 minutes, yes I hate humanity, but I feel so much better about myself.....  :oops:

However, I must go over and let them see my new beautiful avatar.....   :mrgreen:

I used to go over for PP and the fantastic epeen contests. Is dead now.

Anyone remember the Chick-fil-a thread? How much shit was kicked up over biscuits?

*looks innocent*

That was the best thread EVAR.  What like 15 pages of ppl screaming about how you SHOULD NOT buy biscuits b/c it was encroaching on their freedoms?

OMG TEH BISCUITS! EBILLL BISCUITS!!!!

WTF?  :lulz: I need to know more!

In spite of what evidence GB manages to fabricate I deny any involvement with that thread.
Title: Re: Shit over at MW....
Post by: *GrumpButt* on May 10, 2011, 08:27:04 PM
HA TO LATE CB.

nnn://mysticwicks.com/showthread.php?235471-Chick-fil-A&highlight=chick-fil-a

It starts to get funny a few pages in I think.

HOW DARE YOU BUY A BISCUIT OMFG
Title: Re: Shit over at MW....
Post by: *GrumpButt* on May 10, 2011, 08:28:42 PM
Annd Tib starts it off about 1/4th down the page nnn://mysticwicks.com/showthread.php?235471-Chick-fil-A/page3&highlight=chick-fil-a
Title: Re: Shit over at MW....
Post by: Luna on May 10, 2011, 08:30:00 PM
QuoteTouch my biscuit and your hand will come back to you as a bloody stump.

:lulz:
Title: Re: Shit over at MW....
Post by: Adios on May 10, 2011, 08:30:31 PM
Quote from: *GrumpButt* on May 10, 2011, 08:28:42 PM
Annd Tib starts it off about 1/4th down the page nnn://mysticwicks.com/showthread.php?235471-Chick-fil-A/page3&highlight=chick-fil-a

I WAS NOT ENCOURAGING HIM IN PM'S!  :argh!:
Title: Re: Shit over at MW....
Post by: *GrumpButt* on May 10, 2011, 08:32:00 PM
He got semi-banned for sending someone a nice msg on their page thing from this as well.  :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: Shit over at MW....
Post by: Adios on May 10, 2011, 08:43:05 PM
Quote from: *GrumpButt* on May 10, 2011, 08:32:00 PM
He got semi-banned for sending someone a nice msg on their page thing from this as well.  :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

Yes he did.  :lulz:
Title: Re: Shit over at MW....
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 10, 2011, 09:00:49 PM
Quote from: *GrumpButt* on May 10, 2011, 08:27:04 PM
HA TO LATE CB.

nnn://mysticwicks.com/showthread.php?235471-Chick-fil-A&highlight=chick-fil-a

It starts to get funny a few pages in I think.

HOW DARE YOU BUY A BISCUIT OMFG

Wow that was... amazing.

Title: Re: Shit over at MW....
Post by: *GrumpButt* on May 10, 2011, 09:09:45 PM
 :lulz: :lulz:
Did you read through all of it?
Title: Re: Shit over at MW....
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 10, 2011, 09:11:42 PM
Quote from: *GrumpButt* on May 10, 2011, 09:09:45 PM
:lulz: :lulz:
Did you read through all of it?

No, I got to about page 12 and went OMG FUCK IT.

Is it worth reading the whole thread?
Title: Re: Shit over at MW....
Post by: *GrumpButt* on May 10, 2011, 09:12:51 PM
Quote from: Nigel on May 10, 2011, 09:11:42 PM
Quote from: *GrumpButt* on May 10, 2011, 09:09:45 PM
:lulz: :lulz:
Did you read through all of it?

No, I got to about page 12 and went OMG FUCK IT.

Is it worth reading the whole thread?
It starts to tapper off. So you got the bulk of it.
Title: Re: Shit over at MW....
Post by: Eve Hill on May 11, 2011, 12:11:23 AM
Quote from: Khara on May 10, 2011, 07:34:32 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on May 10, 2011, 07:32:29 PM
Who was that nitwit who faked her death?

OMG let me think....  and there was the chick who did the fake cancer thing too......



WTF?! Ok, now there are 2 more people in the world that I hope die in a fire.
Title: Re: Shit over at MW....
Post by: *GrumpButt* on May 12, 2011, 12:24:39 AM
nnnn//mysticwicks.com/showthread.php?226945-Your-First-Wow-Moment/page3

Quote
At one point, they were following me through the parking lot and advancing on me. There were lots of other people around, but they didn't care. I shouted at them to get away and next thing I knew, I was on the other side of the parking lot. I had no idea what had happened or how I even got there. I didn't black out, I wasn't struck. Something happened, but I didn't know what. And I still don't.

Am bored. This thread is full of lols :lulz:
Title: Re: Shit over at MW....
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 12, 2011, 12:30:16 AM
Quote from: *GrumpButt* on May 12, 2011, 12:24:39 AM
nnnn//mysticwicks.com/showthread.php?226945-Your-First-Wow-Moment/page3

Quote
At one point, they were following me through the parking lot and advancing on me. There were lots of other people around, but they didn't care. I shouted at them to get away and next thing I knew, I was on the other side of the parking lot. I had no idea what had happened or how I even got there. I didn't black out, I wasn't struck. Something happened, but I didn't know what. And I still don't.

Am bored. This thread is full of lols :lulz:

OMG the guy with the ravens. They are almost certainly NOT ravens, but crows. Crows are highly social and often fixate on certain individuals. There's  nothing mystical about it, they're just weird birds. They LOVE THE SHIT out of my daughter.
Title: Re: Shit over at MW....
Post by: Jenne on May 12, 2011, 03:22:00 AM
Yes. 

I will (take a) shit on MW.

Thanks for the suggestion, Thread Title!  :D
Title: Re: Shit over at MW....
Post by: Don Coyote on May 12, 2011, 03:34:41 AM
Quote from: Nigel on May 12, 2011, 12:30:16 AM
Quote from: *GrumpButt* on May 12, 2011, 12:24:39 AM
nnnn//mysticwicks.com/showthread.php?226945-Your-First-Wow-Moment/page3

Quote
At one point, they were following me through the parking lot and advancing on me. There were lots of other people around, but they didn't care. I shouted at them to get away and next thing I knew, I was on the other side of the parking lot. I had no idea what had happened or how I even got there. I didn't black out, I wasn't struck. Something happened, but I didn't know what. And I still don't.

Am bored. This thread is full of lols :lulz:

OMG the guy with the ravens. They are almost certainly NOT ravens, but crows. Crows are highly social and often fixate on certain individuals. There's  nothing mystical about it, they're just weird birds. They LOVE THE SHIT out of my daughter.

That is full of lulz, but the ravens in my home town would stuff like that. Either they were ravens or really big fucking crows.
Title: Re: Shit over at MW....
Post by: Adios on May 12, 2011, 03:35:58 AM
Quote from: Canis latrans securis on May 12, 2011, 03:34:41 AM
Quote from: Nigel on May 12, 2011, 12:30:16 AM
Quote from: *GrumpButt* on May 12, 2011, 12:24:39 AM
nnnn//mysticwicks.com/showthread.php?226945-Your-First-Wow-Moment/page3

Quote
At one point, they were following me through the parking lot and advancing on me. There were lots of other people around, but they didn't care. I shouted at them to get away and next thing I knew, I was on the other side of the parking lot. I had no idea what had happened or how I even got there. I didn't black out, I wasn't struck. Something happened, but I didn't know what. And I still don't.

Am bored. This thread is full of lols :lulz:

OMG the guy with the ravens. They are almost certainly NOT ravens, but crows. Crows are highly social and often fixate on certain individuals. There's  nothing mystical about it, they're just weird birds. They LOVE THE SHIT out of my daughter.

That is full of lulz, but the ravens in my home town would stuff like that. Either they were ravens or really big fucking crows.

REDNECK ALERT!

I used to shoot the shit out of those noisy bastards.
Title: Re: Shit over at MW....
Post by: Phox on May 12, 2011, 03:51:37 AM
Quote from: Canis latrans securis on May 12, 2011, 03:34:41 AM
Quote from: Nigel on May 12, 2011, 12:30:16 AM
Quote from: *GrumpButt* on May 12, 2011, 12:24:39 AM
nnnn//mysticwicks.com/showthread.php?226945-Your-First-Wow-Moment/page3

Quote
At one point, they were following me through the parking lot and advancing on me. There were lots of other people around, but they didn't care. I shouted at them to get away and next thing I knew, I was on the other side of the parking lot. I had no idea what had happened or how I even got there. I didn't black out, I wasn't struck. Something happened, but I didn't know what. And I still don't.

Am bored. This thread is full of lols :lulz:

OMG the guy with the ravens. They are almost certainly NOT ravens, but crows. Crows are highly social and often fixate on certain individuals. There's  nothing mystical about it, they're just weird birds. They LOVE THE SHIT out of my daughter.

That is full of lulz, but the ravens in my home town would stuff like that. Either they were ravens or really big fucking crows.
Yes, I believe ravens do that  as well. But yeah, not mystical, just fucking smart birds.
Title: Re: Shit over at MW....
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 12, 2011, 04:09:00 AM
The flock thing is what tells me they're most likely crows. Adult ravens are usually solitary or paired, while crows are gregarious.

Title: Re: Shit over at MW....
Post by: Phox on May 12, 2011, 04:20:43 AM
Quote from: Nigel on May 12, 2011, 04:09:00 AM
The flock thing is what tells me they're most likely crows. Adult ravens are usually solitary or paired, while crows are gregarious.


Ah. Didn't know that. Though, it makes sense. I've only ever seen two ravens at any given time.
Title: Re: Shit over at MW....
Post by: Telarus on May 12, 2011, 07:31:02 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on May 12, 2011, 04:20:43 AM
Quote from: Nigel on May 12, 2011, 04:09:00 AM
The flock thing is what tells me they're most likely crows. Adult ravens are usually solitary or paired, while crows are gregarious.


Ah. Didn't know that. Though, it makes sense. I've only ever seen two ravens at any given time.

The Pacific Northwest Ravens are an indigenous species (Corvus corax principalis), and generally larger and solitary with the largest bill out of raven subspecies.

The "transplanted" European Raven (Corvus corax corax), and the American Southwest or "Western" Raven (Corvus corax sinuatus, which is smaller than 'principalis' and has a narrower bill) are often mistaken for 'common crows' (european corvus) and American crows (as those ravens are more gregarious than 'principalis'). But, those corvids(the crows) have much more 'curved' beaks (as compared to the raven's parallel beaks) and squared off tail-feathers.

I was almost a fluffy pagan, but I still consider Raven 'a totem' considering how much I know about them for a non-scientist.

*editing in a good reference link: http://hubpages.com/hub/daily-skirmish-raven-and-northwestern-crow
Title: Re: Shit over at MW....
Post by: Cain on May 12, 2011, 12:52:06 PM
My problem is when I hear the word "raven" I tend to think of rooks, which are really sociable when it comes to nesting.

Also, if you can teleport, why aren't you robbing bank vaults?
Title: Re: Shit over at MW....
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on May 12, 2011, 02:26:55 PM
Quote from: Cain on May 12, 2011, 12:52:06 PM
My problem is when I hear the word "raven" I tend to think of rooks, which are really sociable when it comes to nesting.

Also, if you can teleport, why aren't you robbing bank vaults?

:lulz:
Title: Re: Shit over at MW....
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 12, 2011, 03:52:43 PM
Quote from: Telarus on May 12, 2011, 07:31:02 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on May 12, 2011, 04:20:43 AM
Quote from: Nigel on May 12, 2011, 04:09:00 AM
The flock thing is what tells me they're most likely crows. Adult ravens are usually solitary or paired, while crows are gregarious.


Ah. Didn't know that. Though, it makes sense. I've only ever seen two ravens at any given time.

The Pacific Northwest Ravens are an indigenous species (Corvus corax principalis), and generally larger and solitary with the largest bill out of raven subspecies.

The "transplanted" European Raven (Corvus corax corax), and the American Southwest or "Western" Raven (Corvus corax sinuatus, which is smaller than 'principalis' and has a narrower bill) are often mistaken for 'common crows' (european corvus) and American crows (as those ravens are more gregarious than 'principalis'). But, those corvids(the crows) have much more 'curved' beaks (as compared to the raven's parallel beaks) and squared off tail-feathers.

I was almost a fluffy pagan, but I still consider Raven 'a totem' considering how much I know about them for a non-scientist.

*editing in a good reference link: http://hubpages.com/hub/daily-skirmish-raven-and-northwestern-crow

Western ravens look fuck-all like crows other than being black, and they don't sound or act like crows either.
Title: Re: Shit over at MW....
Post by: *GrumpButt* on May 12, 2011, 07:21:45 PM
Quote from: Cain on May 12, 2011, 12:52:06 PM
My problem is when I hear the word "raven" I tend to think of rooks, which are really sociable when it comes to nesting.

Also, if you can teleport, why aren't you robbing bank vaults?

Duuuuude!  That would go against the REDE/THREE FOLD LAW. Or something.
Title: Re: Shit over at MW....
Post by: Don Coyote on May 12, 2011, 07:44:17 PM
Quote from: *GrumpButt* on May 12, 2011, 07:21:45 PM
Quote from: Cain on May 12, 2011, 12:52:06 PM
My problem is when I hear the word "raven" I tend to think of rooks, which are really sociable when it comes to nesting.

Also, if you can teleport, why aren't you robbing bank vaults?

Duuuuude!  That would go against the REDE/THREE FOLD LAW. Or something.

I just had a thought in regards to the 3 fold sullshit.

It was a created, and is adhered to so strongly so they can justify to themselves and their peers not using their non-existent magical powers for personal gain.
Title: Re: Shit over at MW....
Post by: Cain on May 12, 2011, 07:54:16 PM
All you have to do is rob at a rate faster than karma can take your money away from you.
Title: Re: Shit over at MW....
Post by: Adios on May 12, 2011, 07:55:09 PM
Quote from: Cain on May 12, 2011, 07:54:16 PM
All you have to do is rob at a rate faster than karma can take your money away from you.

:lulz:
Title: Re: Shit over at MW....
Post by: LMNO on May 12, 2011, 07:58:23 PM
Quote from: Cain on May 12, 2011, 07:54:16 PM
All you have to do is rob at a rate faster than karma can take your money away from you.


And that, my friends, is Cain's Theory of Exponential Larceny.
Title: Re: Shit over at MW....
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 12, 2011, 08:08:04 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on May 12, 2011, 07:58:23 PM
Quote from: Cain on May 12, 2011, 07:54:16 PM
All you have to do is rob at a rate faster than karma can take your money away from you.


And that, my friends, is Cain's Theory of Exponential Larceny.

I'm going to print that off and put it over my desk.
Title: Re: Shit over at MW....
Post by: Cain on May 12, 2011, 08:09:12 PM
Also, if karma burns the money, which would have the positive effect of making everyone else richer (thus undoing the negative effect of stealing in the first place) you will actually have to steal smaller amounts of money each time, as they will continue to go up in value.

This can logically proceed to the point where there is only a single cent left in the world, which can then be stolen and sat on, making the teleporter the richest person in existence.
Title: Re: Shit over at MW....
Post by: LMNO on May 12, 2011, 08:10:28 PM
Quote from: Cain on May 12, 2011, 08:09:12 PM
Also, if karma burns the money, which would have the positive effect of making everyone else richer (thus undoing the negative effect of stealing in the first place) you will actually have to steal smaller amounts of money each time, as they will continue to go up in value.

This can logically proceed to the point where there is only a single cent left in the world, which can then be stolen and sat on, making the teleporter the richest person in existence.

While simultaneously making the only available currency an ass-penny.
Title: Re: Shit over at MW....
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on May 13, 2011, 08:55:03 PM
In other news, I am apparantly indecent and morally corrupt according to Phoenix Blue.....  :lulz:

Just because I may have suggested he sold his soul for one thing or another in the past...  :oops:

AND I've been warned by TwinkleCunt.....

hxxp://mysticwicks.com/showthread.php?250539-Obama-not-wanting-to-release-pics-of-bin-Laden-to-avoid-angering-terrorists (http://hxxp://mysticwicks.com/showthread.php?250539-Obama-not-wanting-to-release-pics-of-bin-Laden-to-avoid-angering-terrorists)

Fun on a slow Friday....
Title: Re: Shit over at MW....
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 13, 2011, 09:00:22 PM
Face it: Anything you say over there is going to piss them off.


"I DON'T KNOA WUT THAT IS BUT I TINK IT BADWRONG!!! NOBODY FOOL ME I SMART! I DO ADMIN MODE HYUK HYUK!"
      /
:joshua:
Title: Re: Shit over at MW....
Post by: Luna on May 13, 2011, 09:02:01 PM
Quote from: Khara on May 13, 2011, 08:55:03 PM
In other news, I am apparantly indecent and morally corrupt according to Phoenix Blue.....  :lulz:

Just because I may have suggested he sold his soul for one thing or another in the past...  :oops:

AND I've been warned by TwinkleCunt.....

hxxp://mysticwicks.com/showthread.php?250539-Obama-not-wanting-to-release-pics-of-bin-Laden-to-avoid-angering-terrorists (http://hxxp://mysticwicks.com/showthread.php?250539-Obama-not-wanting-to-release-pics-of-bin-Laden-to-avoid-angering-terrorists)

Fun on a slow Friday....

Waitafuckin'minute...

Twinkle's post was edited by Phoenix Blue?
Title: Re: Shit over at MW....
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on May 13, 2011, 09:04:35 PM
TWO Warnings now!!!!

I got warned for commenting that if I had said the same to PB I would have been warned....  :lulz:


:lulz:

TWINKLE IS A SOUL SELLING POS CUNT!!!
Title: Re: Shit over at MW....
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on May 13, 2011, 09:07:29 PM
Quote from: Luna on May 13, 2011, 09:02:01 PM

Waitafuckin'minute...

Twinkle's post was edited by Phoenix Blue?

Oh no, just Twinkle taking up for her fellow fuckshithead admin scumbuddy PB>
Title: Re: Shit over at MW....
Post by: Luna on May 13, 2011, 09:13:08 PM
Quote from: Khara on May 13, 2011, 09:07:29 PM
Quote from: Luna on May 13, 2011, 09:02:01 PM

Waitafuckin'minute...

Twinkle's post was edited by Phoenix Blue?

Oh no, just Twinkle taking up for her fellow fuckshithead admin scumbuddy PB>

Am I reading it wrong?

QuoteYour response was fine up until the bolded part. It is disrespectful, unnecessary, and a personal attack.

    Last edited by Phoenix Blue; May 13th, 2011 at 02:54 PM.
Title: Re: Shit over at MW....
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on May 13, 2011, 09:19:33 PM
Quote from: Luna on May 13, 2011, 09:13:08 PM
Quote from: Khara on May 13, 2011, 09:07:29 PM
Quote from: Luna on May 13, 2011, 09:02:01 PM

Waitafuckin'minute...

Twinkle's post was edited by Phoenix Blue?

Oh no, just Twinkle taking up for her fellow fuckshithead admin scumbuddy PB>

Am I reading it wrong?

QuoteYour response was fine up until the bolded part. It is disrespectful, unnecessary, and a personal attack.

    Last edited by Phoenix Blue; May 13th, 2011 at 02:54 PM.

Now see I didn't see that.  How entertaining for me.....   :lulz:
Title: Re: Shit over at MW....
Post by: Luna on May 13, 2011, 09:21:20 PM
Quote from: Khara on May 13, 2011, 09:19:33 PM
Quote from: Luna on May 13, 2011, 09:13:08 PM
Quote from: Khara on May 13, 2011, 09:07:29 PM
Quote from: Luna on May 13, 2011, 09:02:01 PM

Waitafuckin'minute...

Twinkle's post was edited by Phoenix Blue?

Oh no, just Twinkle taking up for her fellow fuckshithead admin scumbuddy PB>

Am I reading it wrong?

QuoteYour response was fine up until the bolded part. It is disrespectful, unnecessary, and a personal attack.

    Last edited by Phoenix Blue; May 13th, 2011 at 02:54 PM.

Now see I didn't see that.  How entertaining for me.....   :lulz:

Have at.   :wink:
Title: Re: Shit over at MW....
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on May 13, 2011, 09:24:01 PM
Quote from: Luna on May 13, 2011, 09:21:20 PM
Quote from: Khara on May 13, 2011, 09:19:33 PM
Quote from: Luna on May 13, 2011, 09:13:08 PM
Quote from: Khara on May 13, 2011, 09:07:29 PM
Quote from: Luna on May 13, 2011, 09:02:01 PM

Waitafuckin'minute...

Twinkle's post was edited by Phoenix Blue?

Oh no, just Twinkle taking up for her fellow fuckshithead admin scumbuddy PB>

Am I reading it wrong?

QuoteYour response was fine up until the bolded part. It is disrespectful, unnecessary, and a personal attack.

    Last edited by Phoenix Blue; May 13th, 2011 at 02:54 PM.

Now see I didn't see that.  How entertaining for me.....   :lulz:

Have at.   :wink:

Oh no, I don't want to be banned just yet, I've had this persona over there since 2002.  I've kept it a clean one, 2 warnings, then I shut up till they fall off.  I have a month.   :lulz:
Title: Re: Shit over at MW....
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 13, 2011, 11:43:09 PM
Awww, the ban jacket is awesome & would look HAWT on you!
Title: Re: Shit over at MW....
Post by: *GrumpButt* on May 14, 2011, 12:31:32 AM
nnn://mysticwicks.com/showthread.php?238153-How-do-I-break-the-connection
Quote
However, over the past few years I have started to be hypersensitive to even characters in books. This is really problematic for me. I like reading a lot. I've had to stop reading books for days because the emotional overload is overwhelming. I read to get away from stress in reality but I'm finding myself at times more stressed reading books.

Is there a way to make this go away or tone it down so I can go back to enjoying one of my favorite past times?

:lulz: :horrormirth:
Title: Re: Shit over at MW....
Post by: Cain on May 14, 2011, 12:34:30 AM
Yeah.  Stop being such a sap.  That's the solution.
Title: Re: Shit over at MW....
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 14, 2011, 12:44:21 AM
Quote from: *GrumpButt* on May 14, 2011, 12:31:32 AM
nnn://mysticwicks.com/showthread.php?238153-How-do-I-break-the-connection
Quote
However, over the past few years I have started to be hypersensitive to even characters in books. This is really problematic for me. I like reading a lot. I've had to stop reading books for days because the emotional overload is overwhelming. I read to get away from stress in reality but I'm finding myself at times more stressed reading books.

Is there a way to make this go away or tone it down so I can go back to enjoying one of my favorite past times?

:lulz: :horrormirth:

OMG

THERAPY.
Title: Re: Shit over at MW....
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 14, 2011, 12:44:55 AM
Quote from: Cain on May 14, 2011, 12:34:30 AM
Yeah.  Stop being such a sap.  That's the solution.

That too. But if, seriously, reading books is that upsetting... they need fucking HELP.
Title: Re: Shit over at MW....
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on May 14, 2011, 12:48:20 AM
Eh I was using Oonagh when all the discordians got banned and lost that one, then Niamh got killed right after along with MissMolly, Kallista and ChelleLaBelle. I'll keep this one clean until the true rapture :lulz:

I still have Siochain for emergency bitchiness...
Title: Re: Shit over at MW....
Post by: navkat on May 14, 2011, 01:15:30 AM
48 RAEPZ AN OWER

***ysticwicks.com/showthread.php?250531-48-Rapes-an-Hour

jesus.
Title: Re: Shit over at MW....
Post by: navkat on May 14, 2011, 01:17:55 AM
Cunt is using my Pop Tart Cat:
******ysticwicks.com/member.php?37103-Selah
Title: Re: Shit over at MW....
Post by: Laughin Jude on May 14, 2011, 07:53:21 AM
48 rapes an hour is nothing. I hear Krauser from DMC can do ten rapes a second (http://youtu.be/8YbMGW6xSzw).
Title: Re: Shit over at MW....
Post by: Triple Zero on May 14, 2011, 02:01:25 PM
Quote from: navkat on May 14, 2011, 01:17:55 AM
Cunt is using my Pop Tart Cat:
******ysticwicks.com/member.php?37103-Selah

Oh good, that's  not you? Jeez I was worried for a moment. Same "NYAN NYAN" tagline, too.

This selah person seems to continuously be arguing complete inaction about everything :|
Title: Re: Shit over at MW....
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 14, 2011, 04:53:00 PM
Navkat's been violated.
IDENTITY THEFT AND DEFAMATION!  :argh!:
Title: Re: Shit over at MW....
Post by: Jenne on May 14, 2011, 06:19:37 PM
Just proves that MW fuckers come over here and read our shit still.  :lulz:  I know they "spied" and lurked at EB&G...this is proof they are over here doing the same fucking thing.

*waves to the MW asstards*  Hellooo, assholes!
Title: Re: Shit over at MW....
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 14, 2011, 06:34:38 PM
Quote from: Jenne on May 14, 2011, 06:19:37 PM
Just proves that MW fuckers come over here and read our shit still.  :lulz:  I know they "spied" and lurked at EB&G...this is proof they are over here doing the same fucking thing.

*waves to the MW asstards*  Hellooo, assholes!
O HAI FUCKERZ!  :goatse: :goatse: :goatse: :goatse: :goatse: :goatse: :goatse:
Title: Re: Shit over at MW....
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 14, 2011, 06:42:43 PM
Quote from: Jenne on May 14, 2011, 06:19:37 PM
Just proves that MW fuckers come over here and read our shit still.  :lulz:  I know they "spied" and lurked at EB&G...this is proof they are over here doing the same fucking thing.

*waves to the MW asstards*  Hellooo, assholes!

Or, possibly just proof that internet memes are memetic. That one was on =3 a month ago, so I can't imagine that less than three hundred million internet users are aware of it.
Title: Re: Shit over at MW....
Post by: *GrumpButt* on May 14, 2011, 07:10:33 PM
Haz pot will Mighty Morphin Into a wolf!

nnn//mysticwicks.com/showthread.php?241552-Dangers-of-Shapeshifting

it's 2nd post on that page
QuoteThe way I turn into the wolf in my waking consciousness is quite simple, but there are a few thing I have to do. First, I smoke cannabis. This lets me enter the first stage of my altered state of consciousness. I've been smoking it for a while, so I could control it quite well.
Title: Re: Shit over at MW....
Post by: Adios on May 14, 2011, 07:11:38 PM
Quote from: *GrumpButt* on May 14, 2011, 07:10:33 PM
Haz pot will Mighty Morphin Into a wolf!

nnn//mysticwicks.com/showthread.php?241552-Dangers-of-Shapeshifting

it's 2nd post on that page
QuoteThe way I turn into the wolf in my waking consciousness is quite simple, but there are a few thing I have to do. First, I smoke cannabis. This lets me enter the first stage of my altered state of consciousness. I've been smoking it for a while, so I could control it quite well.

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: Shit over at MW....
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 14, 2011, 07:14:16 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on May 14, 2011, 07:11:38 PM
Quote from: *GrumpButt* on May 14, 2011, 07:10:33 PM
Haz pot will Mighty Morphin Into a wolf!

nnn//mysticwicks.com/showthread.php?241552-Dangers-of-Shapeshifting

it's 2nd post on that page
QuoteThe way I turn into the wolf in my waking consciousness is quite simple, but there are a few thing I have to do. First, I smoke cannabis. This lets me enter the first stage of my altered state of consciousness. I've been smoking it for a while, so I could control it quite well.

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

WUT THE HELL KINDA DRO THEY GETTIN THERE?
Title: Re: Shit over at MW....
Post by: *GrumpButt* on May 14, 2011, 07:16:34 PM
IKR.

I want some!

I want to be able to shapeshift into a rainbow shitting unicorn! ZOMGZ FOR REALZ
Title: Re: Shit over at MW....
Post by: Jenne on May 14, 2011, 07:40:30 PM
Quote from: Nigel on May 14, 2011, 06:42:43 PM
Quote from: Jenne on May 14, 2011, 06:19:37 PM
Just proves that MW fuckers come over here and read our shit still.  :lulz:  I know they "spied" and lurked at EB&G...this is proof they are over here doing the same fucking thing.

*waves to the MW asstards*  Hellooo, assholes!

Or, possibly just proof that internet memes are memetic. That one was on =3 a month ago, so I can't imagine that less than three hundred million internet users are aware of it.

See, I don't get around enough on the interbutts, I has no ideas if navkat's avie and nyahnyah stuff is anywhere but here...
Title: Re: Shit over at MW....
Post by: Laughin Jude on May 16, 2011, 01:22:01 AM
Oh, it is. I saw Nyan Cat from a few different people on Facebook probably two or three weeks ago. I think it was featured on Tosh.0 as well. The original video has over 9 million views on YouTube.

Warning: this will get stuck in your head. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QH2-TGUlwu4)