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#16
Two vast and trunkless legs of stone / Re: Vietnam
February 15, 2010, 04:57:56 PM
Suu, I happen to have both, but I entered on my Aussie passport. My brother also has both but he came on his US passport, as an American. They will let you come visit because you'll spend heaps of your money here and they'll give you food poisoning. It's all good. Half of the prices of things here are listed in USD, not VND. Everyone accepts both. In fact, the government just devalued the Dong (from 18,000 Dong to US$1), and apparently the reason for this is to get all the US currency present here back into circulation and out of peoples savings.
As for the reason we came here, long story, but in a nutshell it's kind of a halfway point for us all to meet from around the world.
As for your tiny patriotic gland, KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT NOW! Our parents happened to fuck in the USA, that's all. We never never NEVER EVER should have come here in war. We fucking destroyed this place, massacred the people and destroyed countless of our own peoples lives. And still got nowhere. The war museum here is one of the worst in the world (despite it's obvious bias) for showing the dispickable atrocities of war and making you sick just to see it.
#17
Two vast and trunkless legs of stone / Re: Vietnam
February 15, 2010, 04:41:44 PM
Sorry Dok, I totally understood that you were just giving chronology, not reason..

It was just a tasteless joke I was making, that's all. Sorry.
#18
Two vast and trunkless legs of stone / Re: Vietnam
February 15, 2010, 04:28:25 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 15, 2010, 04:16:34 PM
Quote from: Suu on February 15, 2010, 04:14:43 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 15, 2010, 04:08:34 PM
Quote from: Suu on February 15, 2010, 03:49:45 PM
I find it delightfully amusing that Australian tourists are allowed to Vietnam and Americans aren't.

Is that their rules, or ours?

Their's from what I understand.

Can't say I blame them.  We killed a few million of them because France whimpered after WWII.

So you're blaming the French?  :lulz:

Quote from: Suu on February 15, 2010, 03:49:45 PM
I find it delightfully amusing that Australian tourists are allowed to Vietnam and Americans aren't.

Pretty sure you're mistaken though. I'm kinda having a family reunion here. Me and my siblings were all born in the US, and my oldest brother currently lives in Buffalo, NY, which is where he's visiting from.

Quote from: Horrendous Foreign Love Stoat on February 15, 2010, 04:33:41 AM
I can't wait to see your photos  :D
This whole country is insane in so so many ways.
#19
Two vast and trunkless legs of stone / Re: Vietnam
February 15, 2010, 02:43:31 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 15, 2010, 02:41:50 AM
Quote from: bones on February 15, 2010, 02:39:38 AM
The main symbol for Cao Dai is an eye, and quite often it is inside a triangle.

Well, now you're fucked.
That may be so, Mister Doktor, that may be so...

Oh, yeah, and screw St Valentine! It was Tet yesterday, Chinese new year.  Happy year of the Tiger PDSpags!
#20
Two vast and trunkless legs of stone / Vietnam
February 15, 2010, 02:39:38 AM
I have been here for the past couple of weeks. This place is fucking awesome. Yesterday I went to the Chu Chi (?) tunnels and saw a bit about how the American War was fought (of course that's what they call it here). Also I got to shoot an AK47. Hell yes!

Also, some time last century they meshed all the known religions together to create 'Cao Dai' which apparently incorporates them all. I just saw a massive golden temple and prayed with them. The main symbol for Cao Dai is an eye, and quite often it is inside a triangle.

Just a few half-constructed updates while I'm still a little nauseaous from food poisoning. I will follow this up with some pics soon, maybe after Thursday when I come back to Australia.
#21
ROYKSOPP!

and the other one (starting with F?) .

pretty much everything that singer has done! Can't wait to hear this when I get home.
#22
Diamanda Galas    - AIDS, satan, and dementia-obsessed operatic & bluesy psycho singer.
Philip Glass       - New York composer of repetetive strings, orchestras, choirs and electronic music. Einstein on the Beach.

All you need for wonderful mind explosions.
#23
Quote from: Hangshai on December 11, 2009, 06:09:12 AM
Is this guy crazy or are these really ghosts

no

Quote from: stanley03061973I think this bloke's got a party happening in his head, needs help, see these people, just pathetic. Enough about that idiot
He says this at 7:55 in his video "Enoch Paranormal...237..."

Why does he have to film a tv screen? Is it just to deliberately make the video really bad quality, or because without the second level of film and flashy CRT TV there are no random "orbs" of light/interference appearing?
The voices vid is just him sitting on a couch describing the voices, right? I heard nothing.
#24
Quote from: LMNO on December 07, 2009, 04:18:15 PM
Also, any fears I might have about the future mostly revolve around choosing exactly which horrific traumas to expose my child to.
:lulz:

Fantastic
#25
i fuckin love toe socks i fuckin love em WEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeEEEe!

'sept they all have holes innum!

:cry:
#26
 :eek:  PQRS!?

Can train it to do your evil bidding in no time. My sister's kid is about 14 months old: she been teaching him sign language and he knows about 20 or 30 words, including "Uncle Bonesy" (He signs it to me every time I see him on skype). Also he's tiny. Babies are hilariously tiny! Pretty much a win/win. Have fun!

Discordia: If we could out-breed Islam + Christianity the world would become intolerably awesome. GIT MEKKIN BEHBEHS!


Quote from: LMNO on December 07, 2009, 02:23:30 PM
Also, I should point out that we're not even through the first month yet.  Right now, it's no more than a handful of cells-- I might be posting something a bit more meloncholy in the future.

Standard procedure: don't tell people (except your family, and like, discordians and whatnot) til 3 months. I'm sure everything will be fine. Wishing you all the best!

oh, and:
:mittens: he shoots, he scores!
#27
Two vast and trunkless legs of stone / Re: Vent
November 30, 2009, 07:37:05 AM
Quote from: Lysergic on November 30, 2009, 05:35:04 AM
Fuck man, that's fucking awful >_<

I just found out today, this is so fucking messed up, and I can't help but feel I'm partly responsible for this... :cry:

I think if the cops don't do anything about this, it's time to REALLY discuss a mother fucker.

Sorry dude, I should've let you know. Not your fault at all, we should have done more to prevent it.

and yes
#28
Two vast and trunkless legs of stone / Re: Vent
November 30, 2009, 05:18:53 AM
Quote from: Shrunkenheadspace on November 30, 2009, 05:13:51 AM
Quote from: Subtract Eight! on November 29, 2009, 10:42:30 AM
i receive this vent

it heads all the way til it's done

alright.

..?

what's this I don't even


even don't I either shit
#29
Two vast and trunkless legs of stone / Re: Vent
November 28, 2009, 09:27:48 AM
:) thanks people.


allow me to vent a little more though



GAHFUKKENSHRTFLFKJDAMMITPTHTHTHTHTHGGHNRGH

On a brighter note I might know the fucker that did it.. Private investigators? Crowbar? What does DrPD prescribe?
#30
Good luck Roger.
Fiendishly freaky, sure, but not necessarily psychotic. I am a bit surprised you took so much convincing to give her a chance to explain. Takes all sorts.

She may just turn out to be the perfect ally.  :eek: