Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Principia Discussion => Topic started by: D.A.N on October 15, 2008, 03:14:26 PM

Title: DISCORDIANISM??
Post by: D.A.N on October 15, 2008, 03:14:26 PM
Can you smoke it? Can you eat it? Can you drink it? If not then I don't really care...
Title: Re: DISCORDIANISM??
Post by: LMNO on October 15, 2008, 03:18:16 PM
Yes, yes, yes.


Next question, please.
Title: Re: DISCORDIANISM??
Post by: AFK on October 15, 2008, 03:31:55 PM
It's dark, it's moist, it's a bitter pain.
Title: Re: DISCORDIANISM??
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on October 15, 2008, 03:34:55 PM
Quote from: D.A.N on October 15, 2008, 03:14:26 PM
Can you smoke it? Can you eat it? Can you drink it? If not then I don't really care...

You CAN do anything you want with it.

Someone will enjoy it, maybe not you... but someone.
Title: Re: DISCORDIANISM??
Post by: hooplala on October 15, 2008, 04:00:35 PM
No.
Title: Re: DISCORDIANISM??
Post by: Jenne on October 15, 2008, 04:09:25 PM
You can even divide it by zero...or so I hear...
Title: Re: DISCORDIANISM??
Post by: Eve on October 15, 2008, 04:15:32 PM
Quote from: Jenne on October 15, 2008, 04:09:25 PM
You can even divide it by zero...or so I hear...

INCONCEIVABLE!
                    \
(http://oakstout.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/vizzini.jpg)
Title: Re: DISCORDIANISM??
Post by: Alethias on October 15, 2008, 05:11:18 PM
Quote from: D.A.N on October 15, 2008, 03:14:26 PM
Can you smoke it?
it smokes you.
QuoteCan you eat it?
it eats you
QuoteCan you drink it?
It drinks your blood, man.
QuoteIf not then I don't really care...
o well
Title: Re: DISCORDIANISM??
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on October 15, 2008, 05:44:45 PM
Quote from: D.A.N on October 15, 2008, 03:14:26 PM
Can you smoke it? Can you eat it? Can you drink it? If not then I don't really care...

Nope, none of the above. Sorry. Enjoy your life.
Title: Re: DISCORDIANISM??
Post by: East Coast Hustle on October 15, 2008, 06:54:33 PM
Quote from: Jenne on October 15, 2008, 04:09:25 PM
You can even divide it by zero...or so I hear...

(http://img523.imageshack.us/img523/985/motivationaldividebyzersn1.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
Title: Re: DISCORDIANISM??
Post by: Cain on October 15, 2008, 08:08:00 PM
Quote from: Ale on October 15, 2008, 05:11:18 PM
Quote from: D.A.N on October 15, 2008, 03:14:26 PM
Can you smoke it?
it smokes you.

It stands to reason then that Discordian is the national religion of Soviet Russia.
Title: Re: DISCORDIANISM??
Post by: Alethias on October 15, 2008, 08:46:36 PM
Quote from: Cain on October 15, 2008, 08:08:00 PM
Quote from: Ale on October 15, 2008, 05:11:18 PM
Quote from: D.A.N on October 15, 2008, 03:14:26 PM
Can you smoke it?
it smokes you.

It stands to reason then that Discordian is the national religion of Soviet Russia.
Well, much as the Pentagon can be considered a holy place for the sheer chaos it generates, I'm sure the Kremlin should be as well for similar reasons.  It was intended to be the sheer embodiment of order to a communist USSR, and serves a similar function in the more modern Russia.  Few are as blithely successful at creating chaos by the imposition of order as the Russian Government.

Teh russian mafia is prolly a close second, though.
Title: Re: DISCORDIANISM??
Post by: Iason Ouabache on October 15, 2008, 09:45:09 PM
Discordianism:  It's a dessert topping! It's a floor wax!
Title: Re: DISCORDIANISM??
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 16, 2008, 04:14:58 AM
Quote from: D.A.N on October 15, 2008, 03:14:26 PM
Can you smoke it? Can you eat it? Can you drink it? If not then I don't really care...

YES, IT'S ROGER-FLAVORED, AND YES.
Title: Re: DISCORDIANISM??
Post by: Jenne on October 16, 2008, 04:49:30 AM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on October 15, 2008, 06:54:33 PM
Quote from: Jenne on October 15, 2008, 04:09:25 PM
You can even divide it by zero...or so I hear...

(http://img523.imageshack.us/img523/985/motivationaldividebyzersn1.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)

What can I say?  I'm on a role this week... :D
Title: Re: DISCORDIANISM??
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on October 16, 2008, 06:33:49 AM
Quote from: Cain on October 15, 2008, 08:08:00 PM
Quote from: Ale on October 15, 2008, 05:11:18 PM
Quote from: D.A.N on October 15, 2008, 03:14:26 PM
Can you smoke it?
it smokes you.

It stands to reason then that Discordian is the national religion of Soviet Russia.

Does religion believe in you there, or what?
Title: Re: DISCORDIANISM??
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 16, 2008, 06:54:17 AM
Quote from: Cainad on October 16, 2008, 06:33:49 AM
Quote from: Cain on October 15, 2008, 08:08:00 PM
Quote from: Ale on October 15, 2008, 05:11:18 PM
Quote from: D.A.N on October 15, 2008, 03:14:26 PM
Can you smoke it?
it smokes you.

It stands to reason then that Discordian is the national religion of Soviet Russia.

Does religion believe in you there, or what?
:lulz:
Title: Re: DISCORDIANISM??
Post by: D.A.N on October 16, 2008, 09:47:28 AM
A religion that believes in you? hmmm....interesting....sounds like a really good idea for a mindfuck operation. So who wants to help me make up a religion?
Title: Re: DISCORDIANISM??
Post by: LMNO on October 16, 2008, 12:44:27 PM
Quote from: D.A.N on October 16, 2008, 09:47:28 AM
A religion that believes in you? hmmm....interesting....sounds like a really good idea for a mindfuck operation. So who wants to help me make up a religion?

It's called Psyonetiks.

Contact http://psyonetiks.co.uk/welcome-26.html for more information.

CHOAP - It believes in YUO.
Title: Re: DISCORDIANISM??
Post by: AFK on October 16, 2008, 02:22:16 PM
Quote from: D.A.N on October 16, 2008, 09:47:28 AM
A religion that believes in you? hmmm....interesting....sounds like a really good idea for a mindfuck operation. So who wants to help me make up a religion?

I will, just don't ask me to do anything. 
Title: Re: DISCORDIANISM??
Post by: sungoldysue on October 20, 2008, 06:52:21 AM
This concept is just briliant.  I've been living my life trying to push shit uphill with people saying that there must be something wrong with me and the experts (x is an unknown quantity and a spert is water under pressure ... how intelligent) say that I'm bi-polar and have certified me and made me take meds, all because my behaviour is slightly higher that the norm.  If I could bottle my euphoria when I'm manic, I'd make a fortune.  So what if my ideas are slightly on the edge of reality?  Reality sucks anyway.  I'd rather tip-toe through the tulips on a regular basis personally.  I think the Greeks had the right idea of having a god for every little thing and you could just choose the one to worship by the way you feel at that time.  Eris rules.  There's nothing more fun than throwing a spanner in the works when things get a little boring.  Kaos is stimulating.  Any comments?
Title: Re: DISCORDIANISM??
Post by: LMNO on October 20, 2008, 12:54:41 PM
Comment:

Bi-Polar disorder ain't nuthin to fuck with.

Title: Re: DISCORDIANISM??
Post by: Eve on October 20, 2008, 01:51:07 PM
Comment:

Sounds like typical manic-talk to me. I'd probably want to ditch the meds if I could stay manic more often than depressed (hell, I hate taking my meds as it is). It's a toss up between living a "normal" life or living the one you want. If you can make it work, more power to you. Not necessarily the smartest decision, but people've done worse.
Title: Re: DISCORDIANISM??
Post by: LMNO on October 20, 2008, 01:59:32 PM
I dunno about that.  Ditching the meds and riding the Manic High gets you to what is commonly known as a "psychotic break" and comes with the wonderful side effects of paranoia and delusion.

So, yeah.  I stand by my first comment.  Sure it's fun to ride your motorcycle to the upper limits of control, but in this case, you got no handlebars.
Title: Re: DISCORDIANISM??
Post by: Eve on October 20, 2008, 02:05:08 PM
Well, yeah. That's what keeps me taking my lovely morning/evening pill cocktail, tbh. But for someone who's waxing poetic about the joys of mania, saying "hey dude, that's great but you should really take yr meds" tends to not be as effective, even if it's the better advice.  :| Maybe just don't listen to me.

-Eve,
probably not in the right place for good advice giving today.. but will likely dispense it nonetheless.
Title: Re: DISCORDIANISM??
Post by: Golden Applesauce on October 20, 2008, 05:52:53 PM
I second taking medications.

My grandfather was bi-polar; he shot himself in front of his family.  Everyone loses.
Title: Re: DISCORDIANISM??
Post by: Eater of Clowns on October 20, 2008, 08:45:30 PM
Quote from: GA on October 20, 2008, 05:52:53 PM
I second taking medications.

My grandfather was bi-polar; he shot himself in front of his family.  Everyone loses.

Well, I think that about brings our discussion to a close.

Tomorrow:  Mexican omelettes - is it better to have the salsa within or applicable by the discretion of the consumer?
Title: Re: DISCORDIANISM??
Post by: LMNO on October 20, 2008, 08:47:45 PM
The term "Mexican Omelette" was created by a non-Mexican.


Juevos Rancheros or GTFO.
Title: Re: DISCORDIANISM??
Post by: Eater of Clowns on October 20, 2008, 08:57:56 PM
Quote from: LMNO on October 20, 2008, 08:47:45 PM
The term "Mexican Omelette" was created by a non-Mexican.


Juevos Rancheros or GTFO.

I was referring to an omelette with Mexican fillings, but if you prefer I can use Southwest Omelette?
Title: Re: DISCORDIANISM??
Post by: Cain on October 20, 2008, 09:10:24 PM
You want to put Mexicans in omlettes?

Cannibalistic bastard.
Title: Re: DISCORDIANISM??
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on October 20, 2008, 09:15:11 PM
Quote from: Cain on October 20, 2008, 09:10:24 PM
You want to put Mexicans in omlettes?

Cannibalistic bastard.


Al igual que la seƱora Lovett pie de la tienda.
Title: Re: DISCORDIANISM??
Post by: Eater of Clowns on October 20, 2008, 09:17:50 PM
Quote from: Cain on October 20, 2008, 09:10:24 PM
You want to put Mexicans in omlettes?

Cannibalistic bastard.

Thank you, I was afraid the next comment would be calling me a racist bastard.  Cannibalism is way less of a character flaw.
Title: Re: DISCORDIANISM??
Post by: hooplala on October 21, 2008, 12:12:37 AM
comment:

:assburgers2:
Title: Re: DISCORDIANISM??
Post by: Eve on October 21, 2008, 01:10:19 AM
Oh Hoopla, whyyyyy?  :x
Title: Re: DISCORDIANISM??
Post by: sungoldysue on October 21, 2008, 05:44:59 AM
I don't take bi-polar disorder as a lark, but there are so many proffessionals out there that are all too willing to prescribe meds that have more side effects than benefits.  I live in the country away from "the general public" so why should my personality be chemically changed when I'm not hurting anyone and I tend to live on the manic side and not the depressive side?  What is normal anyway?
Title: Re: DISCORDIANISM??
Post by: LMNO on October 21, 2008, 02:16:39 PM
Hey, do what you want.  Just remember, when your brain chemistry runs unchecked through your system, you're not exactly the one in control.
Title: Re: DISCORDIANISM??
Post by: D.A.N on October 21, 2008, 03:37:36 PM
The illusion of control...well none of us are really ever in control anyway...
Title: Re: DISCORDIANISM??
Post by: the last yatto on October 21, 2008, 06:26:05 PM
don't some of them permanently alter your brain for merely taking them.
like glasses it slowly just gets worse and worse over time
until you have your front lobe cut out or get a new pair.
Title: Re: DISCORDIANISM??
Post by: LMNO on October 21, 2008, 06:31:57 PM
Quote from: YattoDobbs on October 21, 2008, 06:26:05 PM
don't some of them permanently alter your brain for merely taking them.
like glasses it slowly just gets worse and worse over time
until you have your front lobe cut out or get a new pair.
:cn:
Title: Re: DISCORDIANISM??
Post by: the last yatto on October 21, 2008, 06:46:21 PM
something about once you take them you have to keep.

lets see what the master brain says
something about balance and not drinking when your on pills
QuoteAt higher levels of arousal, however, the more rapid turnover of serotonin in the synaptic gap will require higher levels of serotonin production to adequately maintain the greater activity of serotonin circuits. Young refers to those suffering depression of a more vegetative, passive, quiescent variety as the "apathetic inhibited" type.
Given that serotonin neural circuits frequently serve to counterbalance the arousing activating dopamine/noradrenaline circuits (the neural circuits activated by cocaine and amphetamine, and to a lesser extent, coffee), Young's observations make perfect sense.
...
Research has shown that tryptophan/ serotonin is effective for more than depression. Various forms of defective impulse control and obsessive compulsive disorders are also strongly affected by serotonin nerve activity. Suicidal behavior, compulsive gambling, irrationally dangerous thrill seeking behavior and pyromania (compulsive fire-starting), have been shown to be correlated with low serotonin neural activity, combined with excessive :fap: dopaminergic/noradrenergic activity.

Chronic alcoholism may also have a serotonin component. Research with animals and humans has shown that alcohol initially increases serotonin nerve activity; yet chronic alcohol use impairs tryptophan entry into the brain. Thus, chronic alcoholism may involve a vicious spiral of a brief alcohol-induced increase of serotonin neural activity, with consequent sense of well-being, combined with an ever-worsening baseline state of serotonin nerve activity due to alcohol's impairment of brain tryptophan transport.
http://intelegen.com/nutrients/ltryptophan__natures_answer_to_p.htm

Quotecaffeine intoxication, a condition that causes symptoms like nervousness, insomnia, tachycardia and psychomotor agitation. Caffeine intoxication is not uncommon: according to a 1998 study in the journal Drug and Alcohol Dependence, 7% of caffeine users have experienced it. The symptoms usually abate quickly when people quit caffeine, but in rare cases the symptoms can lead to death.
http://www.time.com/time/health/article/0,8599,1851855,00.html
Title: Re: DISCORDIANISM??
Post by: Golden Applesauce on October 21, 2008, 07:49:57 PM
Quote from: sungoldysue on October 21, 2008, 05:44:59 AM
I don't take bi-polar disorder as a lark, but there are so many proffessionals out there that are all too willing to prescribe meds that have more side effects than benefits.  I live in the country away from "the general public" so why should my personality be chemically changed when I'm not hurting anyone and I tend to live on the manic side and not the depressive side?  What is normal anyway?

Oh, I fully support the right of every individual to go as batshit insane as they want.  Just make sure that being manic is to your benefit.
Title: Re: DISCORDIANISM??
Post by: D.A.N on October 22, 2008, 07:27:27 AM
What the fuck?! Why are we talking about bi-polar now? Screw bi-polar!!!!
Title: Re: DISCORDIANISM??
Post by: BADGE OF HONOR on October 22, 2008, 08:46:13 AM
Quote from: D.A.N on October 22, 2008, 07:27:27 AM
What the fuck?! Why are we talking about bi-polar now? Screw bi-polar!!!!

...you're expecting stuff to stay on-topic or soemthing?
Title: Re: DISCORDIANISM??
Post by: D.A.N on October 22, 2008, 03:16:44 PM
Yes,so I suggest that we all try to stay on topic...that is, as soon as we can figure out what the topic is actually about... :?
Title: Re: DISCORDIANISM??
Post by: the last yatto on October 22, 2008, 04:31:30 PM
you know things are bazaar when some guy on cspan says a meteor is going to hit the earth

:argh!: who told him about  Apophis


no tivo no  :lulz:
Title: Re: DISCORDIANISM??
Post by: Iason Ouabache on October 22, 2008, 05:20:04 PM
Quote from: YattoDobbs on October 22, 2008, 04:31:30 PM
you know things are bazaar when some guy on cspan says a meteor is going to hit the earth

:argh!: who told him about  Apophis


no tivo no  :lulz:
Was it Phil Plait?  His new book, "Death From the Skies!" looks very awesome.
Title: Re: DISCORDIANISM??
Post by: the last yatto on October 22, 2008, 05:25:38 PM
no it was just some random guy making a point, about McCain reaching too far

its lost in the void as i was so mindfucked I just stood there in shock until he admitted he was kidding
I cant even remember the guys name nor explain why I had cspan on at such an early time.

it was just before seven pacific time if anyone can figure out their website and find the show it was