I would have to say that Ron Paul is about half a DK, and Unfunny Elvis is about two Prelate Diogenes Shandors, making him 1/5th of a DK.
So that makes a Brother Nihil around half a tedious eric?
Quote from: Junkenstein on November 23, 2016, 05:16:41 PM
So that makes a Brother Nihil around half a tedious eric?
He'd have to be trolling to qualify. Pretty sure he's actually SRS. If anything he's being trolled by his imaginary African friends.
Is there a symbol for an infinitesimal amount above actual nothing? He's that.
How many DK is in an AKK. That dude was a MACHINE.
Akk is still nowhere near my favorite ever troll, Willy on wheels. Granted it was on Wikipedia but that's still the all time great for me.
Quote from: Junkenstein on November 23, 2016, 05:32:16 PM
Akk is still nowhere near my favorite ever troll, Willy on wheels. Granted it was on Wikipedia but that's still the all time great for me.
Huh. I guess I was thinking about quantity rather than quality. Trolling is still a bit of an obscure subject for me despite fair proficiency and all my time spent here, especially troll lore.
Can't we give IANAR some love here?
Who is DK. I need context. Is half a DK good or should I step up my game?
Keep fucking that chicken, pal.
Quote from: xXRon_Paul_42016Xxx(weed) on November 23, 2016, 05:55:39 PM
Who is DK. I need context. Is half a DK good or should I step up my game?
Two chickens, one troll
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 23, 2016, 05:58:27 PM
Quote from: LMNO on November 23, 2016, 05:55:03 PM
Can't we give IANAR some love here?
Also Trollax
All aboard the wayback machine!
Aw.
I know who's alt it was, but I also miss AA sometimes. Sometimes.
Best for me is a toss up between DK and AKK. I'm leaning DK cos AKK came back and it was just a total mehfest. The magic was gone :cry:
Quote from: Junkenstein on November 23, 2016, 05:16:41 PM
So that makes a Brother Nihil around half a tedious eric?
If that. I keep forgetting that guy exists.
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on November 23, 2016, 05:25:23 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on November 23, 2016, 05:16:41 PM
So that makes a Brother Nihil around half a tedious eric?
He'd have to be trolling to qualify. Pretty sure he's actually SRS. If anything he's being trolled by his imaginary African friends.
Is there a symbol for an infinitesimal amount above actual nothing? He's that.
How many DK is in an AKK. That dude was a MACHINE.
Original AKK? 4 DKs. Return of AKK? 1 Shandor.
Quote from: LMNO on November 23, 2016, 05:55:03 PM
Can't we give IANAR some love here?
IANAR is really its own category, and none of these trolls are in it.
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on November 23, 2016, 06:23:02 PM
Best for me is a toss up between DK and AKK. I'm leaning DK cos AKK came back and it was just a total mehfest. The magic was gone :cry:
AKK was so much better than DK for longevity and sticktoitiveness, but his glorious reboot was SO disappointing that it really detracted from his original mind-boggling work.
DK burned bright, but so much more briefly.
Hey, I started out perfectly honest here, but one of you thought it was appropriate to bite me and the virus was transferred. It's a little too early to be judging my troll skills as I haven't had time to fully mutate.
Oh, wait, being prematurely judgmental is what you guys do best.
Carry on.
(http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/975/912/034.jpg)
Quote from: chinagreenelvis on November 23, 2016, 07:12:07 PM
Hey, I started out perfectly honest here, but one of you thought it was appropriate to bite me and the virus was transferred. It's a little too early to be judging my troll skills as I haven't had time to fully mutate.
Oh, wait, being prematurely judgmental is what you guys do best.
Carry on.
(http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/975/912/034.jpg)
Meh
...But what is one Horab worth?
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 23, 2016, 07:03:10 PM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on November 23, 2016, 05:25:23 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on November 23, 2016, 05:16:41 PM
So that makes a Brother Nihil around half a tedious eric?
He'd have to be trolling to qualify. Pretty sure he's actually SRS. If anything he's being trolled by his imaginary African friends.
Is there a symbol for an infinitesimal amount above actual nothing? He's that.
How many DK is in an AKK. That dude was a MACHINE.
Original AKK? 4 DKs. Return of AKK? 1 Shandor.
Kinda like "Crystal" Pepsi? Reboot was much like the original but the world had moved on or was it just that the new AKK was truly an inferior product?
Quote from: LMNO on November 23, 2016, 07:36:11 PM
...But what is one Horab worth?
Do you mean Babylon Horuv or a totally different thing?
Quote from: LMNO on November 23, 2016, 07:36:11 PM
...But what is one Horab worth?
Half a babylon horuv
Where does Number_6 fall on the scale? I mean, he wasn't great, but he hit EVERY trope in under 12 hours.
RP could be a DK of he turned up the insults and smug to 11. RP also doesn't deflect and avoid points as often as DK, which makes it more of a back and forth, and not a never-ending onslaught of condescension and basement dwelling neckbeardisms.
Quote from: LMNO on November 23, 2016, 07:36:11 PM
...But what is one Horab worth?
Horab was before my time, but from what I've seen in the archives, about .4 RWHN pre-divorce, .09 RWHN post-divorce.
Quote from: Freeky on November 23, 2016, 11:00:12 PM
Where does Number_6 fall on the scale? I mean, he wasn't great, but he hit EVERY trope in under 12 hours.
Oh man I forgot about that guy. He was a speed demon. 2 Shandors.
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on November 23, 2016, 07:36:50 PM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 23, 2016, 07:03:10 PM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on November 23, 2016, 05:25:23 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on November 23, 2016, 05:16:41 PM
So that makes a Brother Nihil around half a tedious eric?
He'd have to be trolling to qualify. Pretty sure he's actually SRS. If anything he's being trolled by his imaginary African friends.
Is there a symbol for an infinitesimal amount above actual nothing? He's that.
How many DK is in an AKK. That dude was a MACHINE.
Original AKK? 4 DKs. Return of AKK? 1 Shandor.
Kinda like "Crystal" Pepsi? Reboot was much like the original but the world had moved on or was it just that the new AKK was truly an inferior product?
It was kind of some of each. Like, he came back with the old schtick, but the schtick was no longer novel, plus you could just tell his heart wasn't in it anymore. It was more sad than anything else.
Wait. I thought everyone here was a troll.
Fuck. Now I'm confused.
Can we get a zero to ten scale with these new names included?
And also specialties/superlatives please?
Quote from: Random Probability on November 28, 2016, 01:46:47 PM
Wait. I thought everyone here was a troll.
Fuck. Now I'm confused.
It's a perspective thing.
Does Aini count?
Quote from: Hoopla on December 02, 2016, 04:39:50 AM
Does Aini count?
That's a good question.
I think of Aini less as a troll, and more as a terminally special snowflake.
I think of Aini more like a sack of beetles on account of that thing LMNO wrote about PI
Quote from: chinagreenelvis on November 23, 2016, 07:12:07 PM
Hey, I started out perfectly honest here, but one of you thought it was appropriate to bite me and the virus was transferred. It's a little too early to be judging my troll skills as I haven't had time to fully mutate.
Oh, wait, being prematurely judgmental is what you guys do best.
Carry on.
"Look what you MADE ME do!"
Next he'll be accusing us of doing it on purpose :evil:
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on December 02, 2016, 07:52:47 AM
I think of Aini more like a sack of beetles on account of that thing LMNO wrote about PI
:lulz: