Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Think for Yourself, Schmuck! => Topic started by: Hoopla on March 15, 2007, 12:35:09 pm

Title: I Have A Suspect For The "Concordia Movement" Guy . . .
Post by: Hoopla on March 15, 2007, 12:35:09 pm
Anyone wanna take a guess?

Need a hint?

http://concordiamovement.blogspot.com/2007/03/black-iron-prison.html
Title: Re: I Have A Suspect For The "Concordia Movement" Guy . . .
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on March 15, 2007, 12:44:40 pm
Is it me?
Title: Re: I Have A Suspect For The "Concordia Movement" Guy . . .
Post by: Hoopla on March 15, 2007, 03:03:23 pm
Whoops. 

Sorry, didn't see the "Wheeeeeeeeeeee" thread in here.
Title: Re: I Have A Suspect For The "Concordia Movement" Guy . . .
Post by: Jenne on March 15, 2007, 03:48:42 pm
Hey, I still think you should say who you think it is, Hoopla.

Rather "in the library with the candlestick"-ish, but there ya go.
Title: Re: I Have A Suspect For The "Concordia Movement" Guy . . .
Post by: Hoopla on March 15, 2007, 03:55:45 pm
Sheesh.

Laz.
Title: Re: I Have A Suspect For The "Concordia Movement" Guy . . .
Post by: Jenne on March 15, 2007, 03:58:50 pm
Heh. 
Title: Re: I Have A Suspect For The "Concordia Movement" Guy . . .
Post by: Thurnez Isa on March 15, 2007, 04:34:10 pm
Sheesh.

Laz.

no way...
that would seriously make my day if that was true
Title: Re: I Have A Suspect For The "Concordia Movement" Guy . . .
Post by: Cain on March 15, 2007, 04:55:15 pm
I think its Baron von Hoopla
Title: Re: I Have A Suspect For The "Concordia Movement" Guy . . .
Post by: Hoopla on March 15, 2007, 05:09:28 pm
Based on?
Title: Re: I Have A Suspect For The "Concordia Movement" Guy . . .
Post by: Cain on March 15, 2007, 05:12:28 pm
Intuitive suspicion.  Also, it takes someone quite intelligent to make semi-intelligent yet fatally flawed articles like theirs.
Title: Re: I Have A Suspect For The "Concordia Movement" Guy . . .
Post by: Hoopla on March 15, 2007, 05:37:15 pm
 :lulz:

Well, I'm honoured that you give me that sort of credit, but no.  Although now I do wish I had thought it up.

It could -possibly- be a good way to draw people TOWARD Discordianism.
Title: Re: I Have A Suspect For The "Concordia Movement" Guy . . .
Post by: Cain on March 15, 2007, 05:42:15 pm
I was going to do something similar, though slightly different (conspiracy angle, instead of opposition) but I got tied up in other things.
Title: Re: I Have A Suspect For The "Concordia Movement" Guy . . .
Post by: AFK on March 15, 2007, 08:34:02 pm
I don't think it's Laz because it isn't long-winded enough.  I really think he likes to hear himself talk, or read himself type.

I had a suspicion but re-reading I have changed my mind.  I have no frickin clue. 
Title: Re: I Have A Suspect For The "Concordia Movement" Guy . . .
Post by: East Coast Hustle on March 15, 2007, 08:38:42 pm
It's Eric.
Title: Re: I Have A Suspect For The "Concordia Movement" Guy . . .
Post by: Cain on March 15, 2007, 08:50:22 pm
I thought we called him "Hot Carl" now?
Title: Re: I Have A Suspect For The "Concordia Movement" Guy . . .
Post by: East Coast Hustle on March 15, 2007, 08:51:07 pm
:lol:

indeed we do.
Title: Re: I Have A Suspect For The "Concordia Movement" Guy . . .
Post by: Mangrove on March 16, 2007, 11:53:18 am
hot carl?

that sounds weird and icky...please to not be telling me the story behind this new moniker.
Title: Re: I Have A Suspect For The "Concordia Movement" Guy . . .
Post by: AFK on March 16, 2007, 01:23:24 pm
I think this is the correct inaction to take.  I don't remember exactly what it is, but I'm pretty sure your assessment is correct. 
Title: Re: I Have A Suspect For The "Concordia Movement" Guy . . .
Post by: Cain on March 16, 2007, 01:30:27 pm
hot carl?

that sounds weird and icky...please to not be telling me the story behind this new moniker.

Starship, Take Me came up with the name, after not wanting his own name to be linked to seriously creepy pedophilia by Discordians for forever.

Which is pretty fair.
Title: Re: I Have A Suspect For The "Concordia Movement" Guy . . .
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 16, 2007, 06:29:03 pm
hot carl?

that sounds weird and icky...please to not be telling me the story behind this new moniker.

It's when a chick sucks your dick while you take a shit.

You're welcome.
Title: Re: I Have A Suspect For The "Concordia Movement" Guy . . .
Post by: LMNO on March 16, 2007, 06:33:20 pm
I thought that was a "blumpkin".
Title: Re: I Have A Suspect For The "Concordia Movement" Guy . . .
Post by: Malachite on March 16, 2007, 06:35:48 pm
A Hot-Carl is when you shit on a girl's face.
Title: Re: I Have A Suspect For The "Concordia Movement" Guy . . .
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 16, 2007, 06:41:10 pm
A Hot-Carl is when you shit on a girl's face.

I thought that was a "blumpkin".

You are both wrong.

And culturally illiterate.  Get on your knees and pray to Ron Jeremy for forgiveness, you fucking heathens.
Title: Re: I Have A Suspect For The "Concordia Movement" Guy . . .
Post by: Malachite on March 16, 2007, 06:43:09 pm
You are both wrong.

And culturally illiterate.  Get on your knees and pray to Ron Jeremy for forgiveness, you fucking heathens.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Hot-Carl (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Hot-Carl)

:thanks:
Title: Re: I Have A Suspect For The "Concordia Movement" Guy . . .
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 16, 2007, 06:46:16 pm
You are both wrong.

And culturally illiterate.  Get on your knees and pray to Ron Jeremy for forgiveness, you fucking heathens.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Hot-Carl (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Hot-Carl)

:thanks:

Who are you going to believe?  The Good Reverend - your spiritual advisor - or some dictionary?
Title: Re: I Have A Suspect For The "Concordia Movement" Guy . . .
Post by: Malachite on March 16, 2007, 06:47:02 pm
Who are you going to believe?  The Good Reverend - your spiritual advisor - or some dictionary?

Point.
Title: Re: I Have A Suspect For The "Concordia Movement" Guy . . .
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 16, 2007, 06:47:40 pm
Also, look at definition 6.

Tho I am a fan of definition 5.
Title: Re: I Have A Suspect For The "Concordia Movement" Guy . . .
Post by: Thurnez Isa on March 16, 2007, 06:49:57 pm
Quote
15.   Hot-Carl         56 up, 151 down   

   
A hot carl is when you are taking a shit and getting off while your girl gives you head (preferably while on the toilet).
(It is NOT taking a shit on someone's face, whether or not there's plastic wrap!!!)

I insisted on being given a Hot-Carl, but my girlfriend thought it was too disgusting.


personally I always thought it was defination 3
Title: Re: I Have A Suspect For The "Concordia Movement" Guy . . .
Post by: Malachite on March 16, 2007, 06:55:15 pm
I always thought it was Definition 1, the most popular one.

I have now decided to accept this definition:

Quote
Hot-Carl     
   
When you take a shit in your hand, throw it at somebody's face and kick them through a window.

I was so pissed off I Hot-Carl'd the guy interviewing me for the job!
Title: Re: I Have A Suspect For The "Concordia Movement" Guy . . .
Post by: AFK on March 16, 2007, 06:57:10 pm
Dear Mang,

Next time, don't ask.

Regards,
RWHN
Title: Re: I Have A Suspect For The "Concordia Movement" Guy . . .
Post by: Cain on March 16, 2007, 07:00:05 pm
I always thought it was this

(http://img10.imagepile.net/img10/966hot_carl.jpg)
Title: Re: I Have A Suspect For The "Concordia Movement" Guy . . .
Post by: Cain on March 16, 2007, 07:00:47 pm
Or this guy

(http://img10.imagepile.net/img10/598hot_carl_greens.jpg)
Title: Re: I Have A Suspect For The "Concordia Movement" Guy . . .
Post by: Jenne on March 16, 2007, 08:00:49 pm
Dear Mang,

Next time, don't ask.

Regards,
RWHN

:mittens:
Title: Re: I Have A Suspect For The "Concordia Movement" Guy . . .
Post by: Mangrove on March 16, 2007, 09:05:52 pm
hot carl?

that sounds weird and icky...please to not be telling me the story behind this new moniker.

RWHN - re-quoted for historical accuracy.


Title: Re: I Have A Suspect For The "Concordia Movement" Guy . . .
Post by: AFK on March 19, 2007, 01:10:02 pm
Yeah but sometimes no means yes, right?   :wink:
Title: Re: I Have A Suspect For The "Concordia Movement" Guy . . .
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on March 19, 2007, 01:40:43 pm
No
Title: Re: I Have A Suspect For The "Concordia Movement" Guy . . .
Post by: Thurnez Isa on March 20, 2007, 01:38:42 am
I would like to point out that the website was created Feb 1st...
so obviously its someone we pissed off either just before this
or hate that has been stewing for a while

Laz left late december and we started to go at him at the just about the right time, but I would think that his first post would have been slamming the BIP, plus Laz wasn't american
was thinking Roger's old pall Cowass was last here Feb 1st, but this doesn't sound at all like him
of course theres always Bhode, who was flamed something fierce just before this, but the writing style is way to direct...
Title: Re: I Have A Suspect For The "Concordia Movement" Guy . . .
Post by: Thurnez Isa on March 20, 2007, 01:54:06 am
of course there is also the possibility that this has nothing to do with us
and he just stumbled on us and the BIP through a search on discordism
Title: Re: I Have A Suspect For The "Concordia Movement" Guy . . .
Post by: Thurnez Isa on March 20, 2007, 02:12:04 am
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=5699.0


http://www.veindance.com/veindance/eieio/warning.html


(http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/ThornIs/dancing2.gif)

thought i reconized that somewhere
Title: Re: I Have A Suspect For The "Concordia Movement" Guy . . .
Post by: Cain on March 20, 2007, 06:50:27 am
That old thing has been on Usenet since 1996.
Title: Re: I Have A Suspect For The "Concordia Movement" Guy . . .
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 20, 2007, 07:38:12 am
I would like to point out that the website was created Feb 1st...
so obviously its someone we pissed off either just before this
or hate that has been stewing for a while

Laz left late december and we started to go at him at the just about the right time, but I would think that his first post would have been slamming the BIP, plus Laz wasn't american
was thinking Roger's old pall Cowass was last here Feb 1st, but this doesn't sound at all like him
of course theres always Bhode, who was flamed something fierce just before this, but the writing style is way to direct...


If it was Cowass, he would have blamed it all on Black people.

Bhode?  Naw.  I doubt it.  He really only ever blamed me for his misfortunes.
Title: Re: I Have A Suspect For The "Concordia Movement" Guy . . .
Post by: hunter s.durden on March 20, 2007, 04:32:31 pm
Not Bhode.
No way.
If it was the site would've been about how evil Rog is.
Title: Re: I Have A Suspect For The "Concordia Movement" Guy . . .
Post by: Cain on March 20, 2007, 04:35:16 pm
I suspect ECH of being behind it.  8)
Title: Re: I Have A Suspect For The "Concordia Movement" Guy . . .
Post by: Triple Zero on March 20, 2007, 04:36:43 pm
.. or one of his alts.
Title: Re: I Have A Suspect For The "Concordia Movement" Guy . . .
Post by: LMNO on March 20, 2007, 04:44:47 pm
...which is all of us.
Title: Re: I Have A Suspect For The "Concordia Movement" Guy . . .
Post by: AFK on March 20, 2007, 04:50:21 pm
So why the fuck am I still seeing snow outside my window?  I think I've been shafted.   :evilmad:
Title: Re: I Have A Suspect For The "Concordia Movement" Guy . . .
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 20, 2007, 06:24:08 pm
So why the fuck am I still seeing snow outside my window?  I think I've been shafted.   :evilmad:

99F, here. :)
Title: Re: I Have A Suspect For The "Concordia Movement" Guy . . .
Post by: hunter s.durden on March 20, 2007, 07:48:56 pm
No smileys for that.
I sweat when it gets over 40F.

Hunter- is actually a polar bear.
Title: Re: I Have A Suspect For The "Concordia Movement" Guy . . .
Post by: Hoopla on March 21, 2007, 01:07:30 pm
Let me guess:  your blood is too thick for the heat, you've never been able to properly explain yourself in that climate.
Title: Re: I Have A Suspect For The "Concordia Movement" Guy . . .
Post by: East Coast Hustle on March 22, 2007, 08:56:05 pm
I am not now nor have I ever been a member of any alleged "Concordia Movement".

Title: Re: I Have A Suspect For The "Concordia Movement" Guy . . .
Post by: hunter s.durden on March 23, 2007, 12:12:10 am
Because noone has said it yet:

That's exactly what a member of the Concordia Movement would say.
Title: Re: I Have A Suspect For The "Concordia Movement" Guy . . .
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 23, 2007, 06:36:03 am
Let me guess:  your blood is too thick for the heat, you've never been able to properly explain yourself in that climate.

Actually, HD has refrained from making gratuitous HST quotes.

But don't let that stop you.
Title: Re: I Have A Suspect For The "Concordia Movement" Guy . . .
Post by: hunter s.durden on March 23, 2007, 12:34:43 pm
I've decided not to go down that road.
I stay away from too many Fight Club quotes as well.

Title: Re: I Have A Suspect For The "Concordia Movement" Guy . . .
Post by: Hoopla on March 23, 2007, 12:41:25 pm
You should name yourself after F from Beautiful Losers, now THAT was a literary character.
Title: Re: I Have A Suspect For The "Concordia Movement" Guy . . .
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 23, 2007, 05:25:44 pm
Hey, Hoopla?

The bitter, nasty act has been done.  Way better, too, if I do say so myself.
Title: Re: I Have A Suspect For The "Concordia Movement" Guy . . .
Post by: Hoopla on March 23, 2007, 06:16:51 pm
Hey Roger,

Get bent.

If you read those comments as bitter and nasty, its probably because you yourself are a bitter and nasty person.  I just happen to think Tyler Durden is a watered down version of F from Beautiful Losers, simple as that.

Also, if I happen to be in a particularly caustic mood, I give myself persmission to express myself as such (which this was not, in this case; unlike when I jabbed you about sigils over at EB&G  :lulz: - THAT was purposefully bitter and nasty) and don't need your approval.

Besides, I happen to really like Hunter S. Thompson, and that comment about the blood wasn't written with sarcasm either, I simply don't know Hunter S Durden that well, and so don't have much to say to him.

At any rate, this response is already much more verbose than you deserve. 
Title: Re: I Have A Suspect For The "Concordia Movement" Guy . . .
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 23, 2007, 06:36:27 pm
Also, if I happen to be in a particularly caustic mood,  

What do you mean "if"?  You've been nasty 100% of the time since your last reappearance.


At any rate, this response is already much more verbose than you deserve. 

Okay, I'll take that as a "we have no need to be civil".  It will be just like the good old days.

Title: Re: I Have A Suspect For The "Concordia Movement" Guy . . .
Post by: Hoopla on March 23, 2007, 06:37:20 pm
Also, if I happen to be in a particularly caustic mood,  

What do you mean "if"?  You've been nasty 100% of the time since your last reappearance.

Fukkit.  Never mind.  I haven't got time for this.

Later, dude.


Links or it didn't happen.
Title: Re: I Have A Suspect For The "Concordia Movement" Guy . . .
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 23, 2007, 06:38:47 pm
Also, if I happen to be in a particularly caustic mood,  

What do you mean "if"?  You've been nasty 100% of the time since your last reappearance.

Fukkit.  Never mind.  I haven't got time for this.

Later, dude.


Links or it didn't happen.

Read my edit.  I  missed the last line of your last post...and, well, I think I'd rather just treat you like the piece of human garbage you've morphed into.

 :D
Title: Re: I Have A Suspect For The "Concordia Movement" Guy . . .
Post by: Hoopla on March 23, 2007, 06:39:50 pm
 :lulz:

I guess I missed the point when we were "friends".
Title: Re: I Have A Suspect For The "Concordia Movement" Guy . . .
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 23, 2007, 06:42:58 pm
:lulz:

I guess I missed the point when we were "friends".

I guess so.  Of course, I never said we WERE, technically, so I really have no need to feel bad about hounding you ceaselessly now, do I?

I mean, I get bored when I'm not at work, and here you are, big as life and twice as smelly.   :wink:
Title: Re: I Have A Suspect For The "Concordia Movement" Guy . . .
Post by: Hoopla on March 23, 2007, 06:44:09 pm
Exactly, and it absolutely breaks my heart when I think you don't like me . . .

I can't wait to have you respond to all my posts with "THAT SO FUNNAY!"
Title: Re: I Have A Suspect For The "Concordia Movement" Guy . . .
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 23, 2007, 06:51:10 pm
Exactly, and it absolutely breaks my heart when I think you don't like me . . .

Well, I did, until now.  That will teach me, I suppose.

Title: Re: I Have A Suspect For The "Concordia Movement" Guy . . .
Post by: Hoopla on March 23, 2007, 06:55:37 pm
I'd be interested to know when I was being "nice".
Title: Re: I Have A Suspect For The "Concordia Movement" Guy . . .
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on March 23, 2007, 07:00:51 pm
I'm kinda undecided here - you two are enjoying this level of interaction right?
Title: Re: I Have A Suspect For The "Concordia Movement" Guy . . .
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 23, 2007, 07:05:04 pm
I'm kinda undecided here - you two are enjoying this level of interaction right?

Kinda bored actually.

I'm not gonna repeat the whole thing, so:

http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=12013.15  My second response to Idem ("you have a point").
Title: Re: I Have A Suspect For The "Concordia Movement" Guy . . .
Post by: East Coast Hustle on March 24, 2007, 08:55:44 pm
you two are cute when you're fighting.
Title: Re: I Have A Suspect For The "Concordia Movement" Guy . . .
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 25, 2007, 05:19:48 am
you two are cute when you're fighting.

Haven't you got someone's yacht to clean?
Title: Re: I Have A Suspect For The "Concordia Movement" Guy . . .
Post by: Lies on March 25, 2007, 05:36:45 pm
How about we just get rid of all the hostilities and just get naked and fuck each other already?

Lys- Thinks the sexual tension is just beyond funny.
Title: Re: I Have A Suspect For The "Concordia Movement" Guy . . .
Post by: Thurnez Isa on March 25, 2007, 07:21:53 pm
How about we just get rid of all the hostilities and just get naked and fuck each other already?

Lys- Thinks the sexual tension is just beyond funny.

Lys if you haven't figured out allready there is a lot of history to this board
you learn pretty quickly that when something flares up that you have no idea over its best to stay out of the limelight else get your legs bitten off

*helpful advise
Title: Re: I Have A Suspect For The "Concordia Movement" Guy . . .
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 25, 2007, 07:27:39 pm
How about we just get rid of all the hostilities and just get naked and fuck each other already?

Lys- Thinks the sexual tension is just beyond funny.

Lys if you haven't figured out allready there is a lot of history to this board
you learn pretty quickly that when something flares up that you have no idea over its best to stay out of the limelight else get your legs bitten off

*helpful advise

He also has to learn when ECH and I are just talking normally, and not really fighting.

For example, if I call ECH a subtropical 2d assistant toilet scrubber with a case of airs, well, I'm just being me.
Title: Re: I Have A Suspect For The "Concordia Movement" Guy . . .
Post by: East Coast Hustle on March 26, 2007, 03:29:29 pm
then I probably shouldn't brag about having cooked lunch for JOE FUCKING MONTANA on Saturday.

he wouldn't let me on his yacht though, cleaning or no cleaning.
Title: Re: I Have A Suspect For The "Concordia Movement" Guy . . .
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on March 26, 2007, 03:31:40 pm
Joe who?
Title: Re: I Have A Suspect For The "Concordia Movement" Guy . . .
Post by: hunter s.durden on March 26, 2007, 03:33:17 pm
Did you tell him he only won 3 SuperBowls?
Title: Re: I Have A Suspect For The "Concordia Movement" Guy . . .
Post by: East Coast Hustle on March 26, 2007, 03:34:29 pm
no, but I wish i had thought of it.

actually, I only cooked for him. My boss specificaly forbid any sort of attempt at interacting with him.
Title: Re: I Have A Suspect For The "Concordia Movement" Guy . . .
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on March 26, 2007, 03:35:47 pm
could have written obscenities on his plate with the mustard.

opportunity squandered.
Title: Re: I Have A Suspect For The "Concordia Movement" Guy . . .
Post by: hunter s.durden on March 26, 2007, 03:35:55 pm
Was Joe a snob then?
Title: Re: I Have A Suspect For The "Concordia Movement" Guy . . .
Post by: East Coast Hustle on March 27, 2007, 09:42:56 pm
no, he seemed cool.

my boss was just worried about how creepy myself and the other football fan in the kitchen were getting. I think our plan to extract a DNA sample may have set off a red flag.
Title: Re: I Have A Suspect For The "Concordia Movement" Guy . . .
Post by: Triple Zero on March 27, 2007, 09:45:44 pm
I think our plan to extract a DNA sample may have set off a red flag.

you could have gotten that from a napkin.

opportunity still squandered :)
Title: Re: I Have A Suspect For The "Concordia Movement" Guy . . .
Post by: East Coast Hustle on March 28, 2007, 09:14:00 pm
AMURRICUN FOOTBALL PLAYERS DO NOT USE NAPKINS.

Title: Re: I Have A Suspect For The "Concordia Movement" Guy . . .
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 28, 2007, 09:14:38 pm
AMURRICUN FOOTBALL PLAYERS DO NOT USE NAPKINS.



Who are you?  Do we know you?  You look vaguely familiar.
Title: Re: I Have A Suspect For The "Concordia Movement" Guy . . .
Post by: East Coast Hustle on March 28, 2007, 09:15:02 pm
I thought about jacking this thread back to its original topic, but then I decided that I didn't want to give even the slightest bit of validation to whatever tard is responsible for the Concordia Movement.
Title: Re: I Have A Suspect For The "Concordia Movement" Guy . . .
Post by: Cain on February 23, 2009, 02:48:49 pm
I think its Baron von Hoopla

 :lulz:
Title: Re: I Have A Suspect For The "Concordia Movement" Guy . . .
Post by: Hoopla on February 23, 2009, 02:51:45 pm
I got an email the other day from someone I don't know informing me that someone was talking shit about me on another website, then they linked to the Concordian blog. 

I thanked the person for their vigilance anyway.  I'm nice like that.
Title: Re: I Have A Suspect For The "Concordia Movement" Guy . . .
Post by: Cain on February 23, 2009, 03:00:02 pm
That is truly wonderful
Title: Re: I Have A Suspect For The "Concordia Movement" Guy . . .
Post by: Triple Zero on April 03, 2009, 08:05:58 am
I think Hoopla mailed himself. How can we ever trust him again?