News:

TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

Main Menu

MANDITORY VIEWING: CANNONISATION OF A STO-Er, BORROWED STORY

Started by Lies, September 09, 2009, 05:11:41 AM

Previous topic - Next topic

Burns and I have agreed this story is awesome and should be added somewhere in the BIP. All in favour?

Ja
14 (87.5%)
Nien
0 (0%)
Vas ist Das?
0 (0%)
STFU
0 (0%)
HUH? WHY ARE YOU TALKING?
2 (12.5%)

Total Members Voted: 16

Print
Go Down Pages1
User actions

Lies

September 09, 2009, 05:11:41 AM
Burns and I Have decided this youtube video is everything that is awesome and we think you'll all love it to, and if you don't, well, fuck you.

But I think the story itself is a great one for adding to the BIP.
What you all think?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLeW_Y8Sej8

CANONIZE THIS SHIT.
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

fomenter

#1
September 09, 2009, 05:15:49 AM Last Edit: September 09, 2009, 05:17:37 AM by fomenter
yes.... the video or just the story? i say embed the thing if you can...

2nding the motion
"So she says to me, do you wanna be a BAD boy? And I say YEAH baby YEAH! Surf's up space ponies! I'm makin' gravy... Without the lumps. HAAA-ha-ha-ha!"


hmroogp

Lies

#2
September 09, 2009, 05:20:51 AM
Quote from: fomenter on September 09, 2009, 05:15:49 AM
yes.... the video or just the story? i say embed the thing if you can...

2nding the motion
Yes, That is also another idea, but I think taking the time to scribe down the story and have it as something you can read to the normals and their(our) children when preaching/reading bedtime stories from our good book the BIP.
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

fomenter

#3
September 09, 2009, 05:29:10 AM
do both
"So she says to me, do you wanna be a BAD boy? And I say YEAH baby YEAH! Surf's up space ponies! I'm makin' gravy... Without the lumps. HAAA-ha-ha-ha!"


hmroogp

Bu🤠ns

#4
September 09, 2009, 05:30:49 AM
Such a great vid.

Remington

#5
September 09, 2009, 05:35:17 AM
Inscribe this shit in stone and canonize the dudes who made it. Seriously.
Is it plugged in?

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#6
September 09, 2009, 08:15:51 AM
That was lovely!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Ari

#8
September 09, 2009, 12:31:53 PM
I approve of the spagtastic story & the video.
If done in text form, a few screencaps might be nice as illustration... loved the hypno-therapist with the freaky beard.
パンクビッチ

Suu

#9
September 09, 2009, 03:12:22 PM
That was fucking AMAZING. :mittens:
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Bu🤠ns

#11
September 10, 2009, 12:13:30 AM
Quote from: planeswalker on September 09, 2009, 12:31:53 PM
I approve of the spagtastic story & the video.
If done in text form, a few screencaps might be nice as illustration... loved the hypno-therapist with the freaky beard.

I think this is a great idea.
Print
Go Up Pages1
User actions