Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Two vast and trunkless legs of stone => Topic started by: zarathustrasbastardson on May 24, 2019, 10:34:48 PM

Title: What Most Discorians Don't Understand About Discordia
Post by: zarathustrasbastardson on May 24, 2019, 10:34:48 PM
Hello there fakirs,
Unfortunately for you Discordia isn't about being a dickish prig governmental d-bag.. (despite the shape of the Pentagon).
It is a matter of realizing that moment to moment there is chaos, harnessing that, and being not invited to the party.  Every second counts, every nano second counts.. it constantly changes.  I am not a preacher, and I fear the coming shitstorm of  :argh!:
I'd rather be a freedom fighter, rather than a jerk ass malappropriosism..
I know that some of you are good decent, or not decent discordites who continue forward with a humble or not so humble quest - to you I am sorry.. corporate federal d-bag stole the show.. much applause like he *Yoda voice*
:fnord:
P.S. the trolls always manage to suck sympathy! :argh!:
Title: Re: What Most Discorians Don't Understand About Discordia
Post by: Cain on May 24, 2019, 11:28:52 PM
Please tell us more about true Discordianism, oh wise one
Title: Re: What Most Discorians Don't Understand About Discordia
Post by: zarathustrasbastardson on May 24, 2019, 11:40:30 PM
It is a matter of watching the clock and acting accordingly to the chaos persistent.
Title: Re: What Most Discorians Don't Understand About Discordia
Post by: Cain on May 24, 2019, 11:44:02 PM
Does it involve spelling "Discordian" properly?
Title: Re: What Most Discorians Don't Understand About Discordia
Post by: zarathustrasbastardson on May 25, 2019, 12:00:37 AM
Not at alll.. that is the least of our concerns
Title: Re: What Most Discorians Don't Understand About Discordia
Post by: Cain on May 25, 2019, 12:01:28 AM
Does it involve spazzing out over multiple pages of threads telling people "I aint mad atcha" at least?
Title: Re: What Most Discorians Don't Understand About Discordia
Post by: Doktor Howl on May 25, 2019, 12:14:05 AM
Quote from: Cain on May 25, 2019, 12:01:28 AM
Does it involve spazzing out over multiple pages of threads telling people "I aint mad atcha" at least?

It's that time of year, I guess.
Title: Re: What Most Discorians Don't Understand About Discordia
Post by: zarathustrasbastardson on May 25, 2019, 12:22:11 AM
Here is the formula:
1 = very knowing, but not all knowing
2 = a mutual agreement, but not necessarily amicable
3 = wise, but not omniscient, can be very bad
4 = an amicable agreement, but also not always true
5 = the essence of discord.. no plan, always in flux, exceptional.. the first dimension not readily available to most humans.
6 = a higher plane, signifies evil, but also trancendence.. not always a bad sign, can be good fun
7= the *god* realm, 7 deadly sins or 7th heaven, both supremely good and supremely bad
8 = Asian lucky number.. is good luck, but I wouldn't always bet on it..
9 = no real way to describe this.. is sort of opposite of 1.. negative human psyche.
10= very knowing, not all knowing x10
11= jimmy (look up tool song)
12 = midnight, very knowing, all knowing, but still human in this worldly realm.

I suggest for further insight you listen to all of Jurrasic 5 albums and the roots "things fall apart" I ching good as well... you will know more if you learn more than you learned..

(I know this is spectacularly stupid in your seamlessly intelligent world, but, it is a system that works.. I wish I was more psychic and could manifest the reality)

Oh, and read Aldus Huxley's "Island" while you're at it constant nags!!!!!
Title: Re: What Most Discorians Don't Understand About Discordia
Post by: zarathustrasbastardson on May 25, 2019, 12:24:34 AM
I wasn't "spazzing out" - I was having fun at your expense urasnotbag

And I feel bad about it, because y'all are supposed to understand sarcasm..

Quote from: Cain on May 25, 2019, 12:01:28 AM
Does it involve spazzing out over multiple pages of threads telling people "I aint mad atcha" at least?
Title: Re: What Most Discorians Don't Understand About Discordia
Post by: Cain on May 25, 2019, 12:25:39 AM
Quote from: zarathustrasbastardson on May 25, 2019, 12:24:34 AM
I wasn't "spazzing out" - I was having fun at your expense urasnotbag

Quote from: Cain on May 25, 2019, 12:01:28 AM
Does it involve spazzing out over multiple pages of threads telling people "I aint mad atcha" at least?

QuoteOk, I stand corrected, you're not happy... And that I understand.. but let me say this:

BEFORE YOU GO RUNNING YOUR GODAMN LIP ABOUT WHO, HIS OR WHOM IS A GODDAMN HYPOCRYTE THINK ABOUT THE PILES OF PAPER THAT YOU, YES YOU MAKE BY WORKING FOR THE GDMNED SYSTEM YOU ARE """""SUPPOSEDLY"""" SO OPPOSED TO... ITS MUTHERFUKERS LIKE YOU WHO CAN RATIONALIZE EVERYTHING AWAY FOR THEIR SPLIT LEVEL HOUSE (OR WHATNOT) BY SAYING THAT EVERYONE ELSE IS A HYPOCRITE.. AND DOESN'T DO REAL WORK, BUT READS YOUR PARTNER IN SLIME'S BOOK @ WORK, WHILE YOU ARE PUTTING IN OVERTIME, AND GETTING PAID THROUGH THE NOSE VIA THE WORST F'N THING WRONG W/ LIFE AS WE KNOW IT AND SAY THAT "ITS NOT MY PROBLEM, ITS JUST THE WAY IT IS"... YES THE BUSHES/CHENEY'S F'D THE WORLD ROYALLY UP THE ASS AND i'M GLAD YOU ADMIT THAT... BUT THERE'S NO SENSE IN GETTING INCENSED AT THE FOLK WHO HAVE NO OTHER RECOURSE AND CALL THEM HYPOCRITES... YOU ARE NOT ONLY A HYPOCRITE YOU ARE A HYPOCRITE TO THE POWER OF n, BECAUSE YOU FEEL IT IS YOUR *GOD*(SIC) *ERISTOTILIAN* GIVEN RIGHT TO TAKE FROM THE FOUNTAINHEAD AND THEN SHIT IN WELL MEANING PEOPLES PONDS.. AT LEAST YOUR NAME IS FITTING YOU ARE A 'YELLOW MAN' ... BECAUSE YOU ARE A COWARD.. THE LOWEST OF THEM, YOU FIGURED OUT A WAY TO EXPLOIT PEOPLE/CHILDREN/ANIMALS AND NOT CARE ABOUT IT BECAUSE    **OOOOHHH EVERYONE WHO COMPLAINS IS A HYPOCRITE***  AND DESPITE THE AMBIGUITY OF THE ORIGIN OF THIS FORUM... i'M PRETTY SURE THE FOUNDERS WOULDN'T SIT BACK AND SAY:  *wOW A TOOL OF THE INDUSTRIAL/MILITARY COMPLEX IS BIG DOG NOW:  COOL FRANKFURTERS...

AND NO, I DON'T PROFIT FROM OIL, YOU DO!!! mUTHERFUKER.. i HAVE TO PAY THROUGH THE NOSE FOR IT LIKE BILLIONS OF HAPLESS OTHERSS...

SO GO SUCK A TAILPIPE ... IDIOT
Title: Re: What Most Discorians Don't Understand About Discordia
Post by: zarathustrasbastardson on May 25, 2019, 12:30:38 AM
I wasn't "spazzing out" - I was having fun at your expense urasnotbag

And I feel bad about it, because y'all are supposed to understand sarcasm..

And further mr. maybe you had pushed me to the tipping point by then, I see you didn't include all the fun involved..

You like to select and prod don't you Cain? Whatever suits you best..

Quote from: Cain on May 25, 2019, 12:25:39 AM
Quote from: zarathustrasbastardson on May 25, 2019, 12:24:34 AM
I wasn't "spazzing out" - I was having fun at your expense urasnotbag

Quote from: Cain on May 25, 2019, 12:01:28 AM
Does it involve spazzing out over multiple pages of threads telling people "I aint mad atcha" at least?

QuoteOk, I stand corrected, you're not happy... And that I understand.. but let me say this:

BEFORE YOU GO RUNNING YOUR GODAMN LIP ABOUT WHO, HIS OR WHOM IS A GODDAMN HYPOCRYTE THINK ABOUT THE PILES OF PAPER THAT YOU, YES YOU MAKE BY WORKING FOR THE GDMNED SYSTEM YOU ARE """""SUPPOSEDLY"""" SO OPPOSED TO... ITS MUTHERFUKERS LIKE YOU WHO CAN RATIONALIZE EVERYTHING AWAY FOR THEIR SPLIT LEVEL HOUSE (OR WHATNOT) BY SAYING THAT EVERYONE ELSE IS A HYPOCRITE.. AND DOESN'T DO REAL WORK, BUT READS YOUR PARTNER IN SLIME'S BOOK @ WORK, WHILE YOU ARE PUTTING IN OVERTIME, AND GETTING PAID THROUGH THE NOSE VIA THE WORST F'N THING WRONG W/ LIFE AS WE KNOW IT AND SAY THAT "ITS NOT MY PROBLEM, ITS JUST THE WAY IT IS"... YES THE BUSHES/CHENEY'S F'D THE WORLD ROYALLY UP THE ASS AND i'M GLAD YOU ADMIT THAT... BUT THERE'S NO SENSE IN GETTING INCENSED AT THE FOLK WHO HAVE NO OTHER RECOURSE AND CALL THEM HYPOCRITES... YOU ARE NOT ONLY A HYPOCRITE YOU ARE A HYPOCRITE TO THE POWER OF n, BECAUSE YOU FEEL IT IS YOUR *GOD*(SIC) *ERISTOTILIAN* GIVEN RIGHT TO TAKE FROM THE FOUNTAINHEAD AND THEN SHIT IN WELL MEANING PEOPLES PONDS.. AT LEAST YOUR NAME IS FITTING YOU ARE A 'YELLOW MAN' ... BECAUSE YOU ARE A COWARD.. THE LOWEST OF THEM, YOU FIGURED OUT A WAY TO EXPLOIT PEOPLE/CHILDREN/ANIMALS AND NOT CARE ABOUT IT BECAUSE    **OOOOHHH EVERYONE WHO COMPLAINS IS A HYPOCRITE***  AND DESPITE THE AMBIGUITY OF THE ORIGIN OF THIS FORUM... i'M PRETTY SURE THE FOUNDERS WOULDN'T SIT BACK AND SAY:  *wOW A TOOL OF THE INDUSTRIAL/MILITARY COMPLEX IS BIG DOG NOW:  COOL FRANKFURTERS...

AND NO, I DON'T PROFIT FROM OIL, YOU DO!!! mUTHERFUKER.. i HAVE TO PAY THROUGH THE NOSE FOR IT LIKE BILLIONS OF HAPLESS OTHERSS...

SO GO SUCK A TAILPIPE ... IDIOT
Title: Re: What Most Discorians Don't Understand About Discordia
Post by: Cain on May 25, 2019, 12:33:14 AM
You keep telling yourself that, spanky. Maybe you'll succeed in convincing at least yourself  :lulz:
Title: Re: What Most Discorians Don't Understand About Discordia
Post by: zarathustrasbastardson on May 25, 2019, 12:39:03 AM
Quote from:  link=topic=38643.msg1428017#msg1428017 date=1558740794
You keep telling yourself that, Cain. Maybe you'll succeed in convincing at least yourself  :lulz:
Title: Re: What Most Discorians Don't Understand About Discordia
Post by: The Johnny on May 25, 2019, 12:46:21 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 25, 2019, 12:14:05 AM
Quote from: Cain on May 25, 2019, 12:01:28 AM
Does it involve spazzing out over multiple pages of threads telling people "I aint mad atcha" at least?

It's that time of year, I guess.

Today was the first big rain of summer; all the creepy crawlies are coming out of the ground to breed (or at least attempt to) :fap:
Title: Re: What Most Discorians Don't Understand About Discordia
Post by: zarathustrasbastardson on May 25, 2019, 01:10:32 AM
Sex really isn't that important to me, especially because I chose not to have children a long time ago.  No strings attached internet stimulation is not a perfect, but a suitable substitute. I guess some folk will never have enough.. it's sad you had to get so shitty fucked
Title: Re: What Most Discorians Don't Understand About Discordia
Post by: Cramulus on May 25, 2019, 01:59:09 AM
wait I didn't follow -- what do most discordians not understand about discordia??


according to that chart, the less you know, the higher you are. So by decreasing my ignorance, are you trying to demote me?? I'm not falling for it.

I will diminish, and go to the west... and remain a dumbass.


but srsly though, what's the big secret? fill us in already

Title: Re: What Most Discorians Don't Understand About Discordia
Post by: altered on May 25, 2019, 02:10:07 AM
Quote from: Cramulus on May 25, 2019, 01:59:09 AM
according to that chart, the less you know, the higher you are. So by decreasing my ignorance, are you trying to demote me?? I'm not falling for it.

I will diminish, and go to the west... and remain a dumbass.

I love this. It's beautiful.

ETA: I forgot the meltdown, and I am so glad Cain reminded me. I was challenged to write a sonnet by this dingus, and perhaps I will convert that gem into sonnet form.

Obviously, to be performed by a hardcore punk vocalist on a drunken bender.

With rank, loud farts and intermittent flushing sounds as accompaniment.

Finale, stumbling off the stage, getting mad at the stage, throwing a punch at it and hitting the promoter instead.
Title: Re: What Most Discorians Don't Understand About Discordia
Post by: chaotic neutral observer on May 25, 2019, 02:16:56 AM
Quote from: zarathustrasbastardson on May 25, 2019, 12:22:11 AM
Here is the formula:
1 = very knowing, but not all knowing
2 = a mutual agreement, but not necessarily amicable
3 = wise, but not omniscient, can be very bad
4 = an amicable agreement, but also not always true
5 = the essence of discord.. no plan, always in flux, exceptional.. the first dimension not readily available to most humans.
6 = a higher plane, signifies evil, but also trancendence.. not always a bad sign, can be good fun
7= the *god* realm, 7 deadly sins or 7th heaven, both supremely good and supremely bad
8 = Asian lucky number.. is good luck, but I wouldn't always bet on it..
9 = no real way to describe this.. is sort of opposite of 1.. negative human psyche.
10= very knowing, not all knowing x10
11= jimmy (look up tool song)
12 = midnight, very knowing, all knowing, but still human in this worldly realm.

Here is the true formula:

1 = Stupidity. Especially, ignorance of one's own limitations.
2 = Double stupidity.  Inflexibility, and the inability to recognize mistakes.
3 = Wasted effort; work without gain.  "Bitter tea."
4 = Asian number for death.  Death may either be protracted or immediate.
5 = Apophenia.  Seeing patterns where none exist.
6 = Intellectual putrescence; illiteracy; spelling errors; top posting.
7 = Innocence.  Playing dumb to evade criticism.
8 = Infinity, but sideways.  Not knowing when to quit.
9 = Belief in numerology.
Title: Re: What Most Discorians Don't Understand About Discordia
Post by: zarathustrasbastardson on May 25, 2019, 02:20:07 AM
I thought you are neutral

Quote from: chaotic neutral observer on May 25, 2019, 02:16:56 AM
Quote from: zarathustrasbastardson on May 25, 2019, 12:22:11 AM
Here is the formula:
1 = very knowing, but not all knowing
2 = a mutual agreement, but not necessarily amicable
3 = wise, but not omniscient, can be very bad
4 = an amicable agreement, but also not always true
5 = the essence of discord.. no plan, always in flux, exceptional.. the first dimension not readily available to most humans.
6 = a higher plane, signifies evil, but also trancendence.. not always a bad sign, can be good fun
7= the *god* realm, 7 deadly sins or 7th heaven, both supremely good and supremely bad
8 = Asian lucky number.. is good luck, but I wouldn't always bet on it..
9 = no real way to describe this.. is sort of opposite of 1.. negative human psyche.
10= very knowing, not all knowing x10
11= jimmy (look up tool song)
12 = midnight, very knowing, all knowing, but still human in this worldly realm.

Here is the true formula:

1 = Stupidity. Especially, ignorance of one's own limitations.
2 = Double stupidity.  Inflexibility, and the inability to recognize mistakes.
3 = Wasted effort; work without gain.  "Bitter tea."
4 = Asian number for death.  Death may either be protracted or immediate.
5 = Apophenia.  Seeing patterns where none exist.
6 = Intellectual putrescence; illiteracy; spelling errors; top posting.
7 = Innocence.  Playing dumb to evade criticism.
8 = Infinity, but sideways.  Not knowing when to quit.
9 = Belief in numerology.
Title: Re: What Most Discorians Don't Understand About Discordia
Post by: zarathustrasbastardson on May 25, 2019, 02:28:58 AM
Essentially what discordians do not understand about discordia is that it is omnipresent. But more importantly it really isn't a big deal.  Erisian knowledge isn't about making a big fuss overall.. it's about general acceptance.  There is, and always will be chaos.  It is the nature of things.  It isn't an easy concept for our pre programmed minds to constantly conceive, but it is an infinite reality.
Hopefully that explains it enough?

Quote from: Cramulus on May 25, 2019, 01:59:09 AM
wait I didn't follow -- what do most discordians not understand about discordia??


according to that chart, the less you know, the higher you are. So by decreasing my ignorance, are you trying to demote me?? I'm not falling for it.

I will diminish, and go to the west... and remain a dumbass.


but srsly though, what's the big secret? fill us in already
Title: Re: What Most Discorians Don't Understand About Discordia
Post by: zarathustrasbastardson on May 25, 2019, 02:39:36 AM
And I think it is also a message of tolerance. Chaos has to be accepted - if not all hell breaks loose.. so, to get to the moral - it is an ethical, moral, metaphysical, and existential lesson.  Be mindful always of the sacred chao. In all things external, internal and temporal.. but again.. it must be accepted as the norm.

Quote from: zarathustrasbastardson on May 25, 2019, 02:28:58 AM
Essentially what discordians do not understand about discordia is that it is omnipresent. But more importantly it really isn't a big deal.  Erisian knowledge isn't about making a big fuss overall.. it's about general acceptance.  There is, and always will be chaos.  It is the nature of things.  It isn't an easy concept for our pre programmed minds to constantly conceive, but it is an infinite reality.
Hopefully that explains it enough?

Quote from: Cramulus on May 25, 2019, 01:59:09 AM
wait I didn't follow -- what do most discordians not understand about discordia??


according to that chart, the less you know, the higher you are. So by decreasing my ignorance, are you trying to demote me?? I'm not falling for it.

I will diminish, and go to the west... and remain a dumbass.


but srsly though, what's the big secret? fill us in already
Title: Re: What Most Discorians Don't Understand About Discordia
Post by: zarathustrasbastardson on May 25, 2019, 02:48:36 AM
Because to me you are the gods who didn't invite me to the party.. instead of giving you a golden apple saying "for the prettiest one" - I am offering you an olive branch.

Quote from: zarathustrasbastardson on May 25, 2019, 02:39:36 AM
And I think it is also a message of tolerance. Chaos has to be accepted - if not all hell breaks loose.. so, to get to the moral - it is an ethical, moral, metaphysical, and existential lesson.  Be mindful always of the sacred chao. In all things external, internal and temporal.. but again.. it must be accepted as the norm.

Quote from: zarathustrasbastardson on May 25, 2019, 02:28:58 AM
Essentially what discordians do not understand about discordia is that it is omnipresent. But more importantly it really isn't a big deal.  Erisian knowledge isn't about making a big fuss overall.. it's about general acceptance.  There is, and always will be chaos.  It is the nature of things.  It isn't an easy concept for our pre programmed minds to constantly conceive, but it is an infinite reality.
Hopefully that explains it enough?

Quote from: Cramulus on May 25, 2019, 01:59:09 AM
wait I didn't follow -- what do most discordians not understand about discordia??


according to that chart, the less you know, the higher you are. So by decreasing my ignorance, are you trying to demote me?? I'm not falling for it.

I will diminish, and go to the west... and remain a dumbass.


but srsly though, what's the big secret? fill us in already
Title: Re: What Most Discorians Don't Understand About Discordia
Post by: Al Qədic on May 25, 2019, 03:05:24 AM
Quote from: zarathustrasbastardson on May 25, 2019, 02:48:36 AM
Because to me you are the gods who didn't invite me to the party.. instead of giving you a golden apple saying "for the prettiest one" - I am offering you an olive branch.
I can't speak for the other guys, gals, and NB pals here, man, but I for one hate olives...and branches, for that matter.  :lulz:
Title: Re: What Most Discorians Don't Understand About Discordia
Post by: altered on May 25, 2019, 03:09:18 AM
Quote from: Al Qədic on May 25, 2019, 03:05:24 AM
Quote from: zarathustrasbastardson on May 25, 2019, 02:48:36 AM
Because to me you are the gods who didn't invite me to the party.. instead of giving you a golden apple saying "for the prettiest one" - I am offering you an olive branch.
I can't speak for the other guys, gals, and NB pals here, man, but I for one hate olives...and branches, for that matter.  :lulz:

I only like olives in a dirty martini. Though I had those ruined for me at some place in Massachusetts — they used the juice from a jar of pepperoncini instead of the olives. It was like alcoholic soup! So good.
Title: Re: What Most Discorians Don't Understand About Discordia
Post by: zarathustrasbastardson on May 25, 2019, 03:14:40 AM
I bet you hate babies' sneezes too!  Coochiecoochiecoo...

Quote from: Al Qədic on May 25, 2019, 03:05:24 AM
Quote from: zarathustrasbastardson on May 25, 2019, 02:48:36 AM
Because to me you are the gods who didn't invite me to the party.. instead of giving you a golden apple saying "for the prettiest one" - I am offering you an olive branch.
I can't speak for the other guys, gals, and NB pals here, man, but I for one hate olives...and branches, for that matter.  :lulz:
Title: Re: What Most Discorians Don't Understand About Discordia
Post by: Al Qədic on May 25, 2019, 03:18:01 AM
Quote from: zarathustrasbastardson on May 25, 2019, 03:14:40 AM
I bet you hate babies' sneezes too!  Coochiecoochiecoo...
With antivaxxers on the rise and continuing to procreate in America, and the fact that even the average vaccinated crotchgoblin is riddled with germs, yeah I'm not a huge fan of particulate snot matter firing from the faces of otherwise-adorable babus.
Title: Re: What Most Discorians Don't Understand About Discordia
Post by: zarathustrasbastardson on May 25, 2019, 03:24:23 AM
As an adult you should know your immune system is much stronger than anything an infant could cough up.  Unless you are immunocompromised. I hope that's not the case. Sort of,  :argh!:
Quote from: Al Qədic on May 25, 2019, 03:18:01 AM
Quote from: zarathustrasbastardson on May 25, 2019, 03:14:40 AM
I bet you hate babies' sneezes too!  Coochiecoochiecoo...
With antivaxxers on the rise and continuing to procreate in America, and the fact that even the average vaccinated crotchgoblin is riddled with germs, yeah I'm not a huge fan of particulate snot matter firing from the faces of otherwise-adorable babus.
Title: Re: What Most Discorians Don't Understand About Discordia
Post by: altered on May 25, 2019, 03:30:33 AM
Oh, hey, it looks like this particular rancid sore hasn't yet noticed my present! How rude of him.

I made it /just for you/ (https://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,38642.msg1428036.html#msg1428036), zarathrustrasbastardson. Isn't that nice of me? Don't you feel terribly rude? You should feel terribly rude. I hope you understand how terribly rude you are and make it up to me by going back to sulk in the corner for another year.
Title: Re: What Most Discorians Don't Understand About Discordia
Post by: The Johnny on May 25, 2019, 03:53:11 AM

Man, I envy the energy and effort these crazies have to pull off some reverse-walrusing.
Title: Re: What Most Discorians Don't Understand About Discordia
Post by: zarathustrasbastardson on May 25, 2019, 03:55:28 AM
Look kid, I don't sulk, and I don't shit on people randomly. You've obviously got talent.. however don't presume to be a big shot when you're obviously a mediocre mofo.  I know punk is for life, but shit.. relax a bit.. congrats on the sonnet: well done.. but stop picking fights with me.  We're supposed to be beyond that.
Quote from: nullified on May 25, 2019, 03:30:33 AM
Oh, hey, it looks like this particular rancid sore hasn't yet noticed my present! How rude of him.

I made it /just for you/ (https://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,38642.msg1428036.html#msg1428036), zarathrustrasbastardson. Isn't that nice of me? Don't you feel terribly rude? You should feel terribly rude. I hope you understand how terribly rude you are and make it up to me by going back to sulk in the corner for another year.
Title: Re: What Most Discorians Don't Understand About Discordia
Post by: Cramulus on May 25, 2019, 02:37:38 PM
Quote from: zarathustrasbastardson on May 25, 2019, 02:48:36 AM
Because to me you are the gods who didn't invite me to the party.. instead of giving you a golden apple saying "for the prettiest one" - I am offering you an olive branch.

okay but your olive branch has "you dumbasses" printed on the side

as a huge dumbass, I'll take it, but you gotta know I'm gonna turn that olive branch into a laurel and parade around with it like I'm Caesar or whatever

Quote from: zarathustrasbastardson on May 25, 2019, 02:39:36 AM
And I think it is also a message of tolerance. Chaos has to be accepted - if not all hell breaks loose.. so, to get to the moral - it is an ethical, moral, metaphysical, and existential lesson.  Be mindful always of the sacred chao. In all things external, internal and temporal.. but again.. it must be accepted as the norm.

I keep hitting my thumb with a hammer and telling myself not to impose judgments and identification on the raw physical reality. After the 23rd whack, I think I got it. Also, jackin off using that (badly mangled) hand.

They call it "the stranger"

because it feels like a stranger hit your hand with a hammer 23 times and then jerked you off.



(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/AggressiveFewCaimanlizard-small.gif)
Title: Re: What Most Discorians Don't Understand About Discordia
Post by: LMNO on May 25, 2019, 02:57:55 PM
I think I got this right... Discorida is not simply Order vs Disorder, it's Chaos, and we make our own patterns, labeling some "order" and some "disorder"...






Gosh, why does that sound so familiar?

http://www.principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/index.php/Sacred_Chao_Te_Ching
Title: Re: What Most Discorians Don't Understand About Discordia
Post by: Doktor Howl on May 25, 2019, 07:32:25 PM
You guys are arguing with a schizophrenic person.

Take all the time you like.
Title: Re: What Most Discorians Don't Understand About Discordia
Post by: Cramulus on May 25, 2019, 07:40:44 PM
:peedee:

who's arguing? I'm having FUN 

look into your pineal gland, Dok

:dok:
Title: Re: What Most Discorians Don't Understand About Discordia
Post by: Doktor Howl on May 25, 2019, 08:16:49 PM
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Title: Re: What Most Discorians Don't Understand About Discordia
Post by: Cain on May 25, 2019, 08:18:23 PM
The signature is the cherry on the top of that post
Title: Re: What Most Discorians Don't Understand About Discordia
Post by: Doktor Howl on May 25, 2019, 08:26:31 PM
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Title: Re: What Most Discorians Don't Understand About Discordia
Post by: zarathustrasbastardson on May 26, 2019, 01:43:55 AM
Quote from: Cramulus on May 25, 2019, 02:37:38 PM
Quote from: zarathustrasbastardson on May 25, 2019, 02:48:36 AM
Because to me you are the gods who didn't invite me to the party.. instead of giving you a golden apple saying "for the prettiest one" - I am offering you an olive branch.

okay but your olive branch has "you dumbasses" printed on the side

as a huge dumbass, I'll take it, but you gotta know I'm gonna turn that olive branch into a laurel and parade around with it like I'm Caesar or whatever


*good point.. one shouldn't be handed a peace offering with an insult attached. But maybe that's what Eris wanted*

Quote from: zarathustrasbastardson on May 25, 2019, 02:39:36 AM
And I think it is also a message of tolerance. Chaos has to be accepted - if not all hell breaks loose.. so, to get to the moral - it is an ethical, moral, metaphysical, and existential lesson.  Be mindful always of the sacred chao. In all things external, internal and temporal.. but again.. it must be accepted as the norm.
Title: Re: What Most Discorians Don't Understand About Discordia
Post by: zarathustrasbastardson on May 26, 2019, 01:52:49 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 25, 2019, 07:32:25 PM
You guys are arguing with a schizophrenic person.

Take all the time you like.

Major depression, serious suicide attempts, anxiety, a good amount of substance dependence, unofficially diagnosed childhood abuse, and vicarious trauma to boot.

Questions?
Title: Re: What Most Discorians Don't Understand About Discordia
Post by: zarathustrasbastardson on May 26, 2019, 02:15:09 AM
Quote from: LMNO on May 25, 2019, 02:57:55 PM
I think I got this right... Discorida is not simply Order vs Disorder, it's Chaos, and we make our own patterns, labeling some "order" and some "disorder"...

Close, but also a good way of looking at it maybe from your perspective.. the chaos is always there.. it is a matter of figuring out how to interact with it.  I realized also everyone has to develop their own system to interact with the chao.  Numbers are the first place to start.  Different numbers mean different things to different people (although some are universal). But again, it's not really a big deal, but hard for us humans to wrap our minds around.  Most of us crave order, because that is really how most of the universe works, and our ability as humans to harness those has brought us this far... (there are universal laws, laws of physics, mathematics etc..)
However, there is also the otherworldly and interdimensional.. at that point the plot thickens so I cannot speak on it. 
I will reiterate that I do believe it could be very helpful to conceptualize discord as a perpetual religious experience. 5/23 of this year felt like a high holy day to me.. and, maybe I was mistaken in my prophecy.. but I stand by the truth that Erisian philosophy/religion isn't simply about making a big mess and laughing about it (although sometimes that can be fun - if you're into that type of thing) but more (as has been quoted) a message of acceptance and tolerance.

And to circle back to the point, it is a certain way to find order.. but there is always a lack of order - sort of the ultimate catch-22.
Title: Re: What Most Discorians Don't Understand About Discordia
Post by: rong on May 26, 2019, 05:42:54 AM
I don't understand
Title: Re: What Most Discorians Don't Understand About Discordia
Post by: chaotic neutral observer on May 26, 2019, 03:04:55 PM
All numerological systems are useless and stupid.  Numbers have no inherent significance beyond the thing that is being counted.

Why would I accept something useless?
Why would I tolerate something stupid?

My discoria isn't about acceptance and tolerance, but about cutting through the crap.  Think for yourself, schmuck; A discorian is prohibited from believing what he reads; etc.

Disclaimer:  I reserve the right to redefine "my discoria" at any time, in order to suit whatever point I am trying to make.
Title: Re: What Most Discorians Don't Understand About Discordia
Post by: zarathustrasbastardson on May 27, 2019, 12:46:48 AM
This is why you piss me off, and I leave for a good long while.
You obviously had your beliefs challenged and reacted angrily.
What you are really saying is whatever you do, say or think is right, just because you think so.  That isn't discordian, that is ignorance.
And if you think I believe everything I read, you are a poor judge of character.
Further,If you were really an intelligent person and could actually comprehend my words, you would also understand that I am not thinking about numerology, I am thinking more in the realm of philosophy, and mythology.
But, I guess you're smarter than that? eh, genius?

Quote from: chaotic neutral observer on May 26, 2019, 03:04:55 PM
All numerological systems are useless and stupid.  Numbers have no inherent significance beyond the thing that is being counted.

Why would I accept something useless?
Why would I tolerate something stupid?

My discoria isn't about acceptance and tolerance, but about cutting through the crap.  Think for yourself, schmuck; A discorian is prohibited from believing what he reads; etc.

Disclaimer:  I reserve the right to redefine "my discoria" at any time, in order to suit whatever point I am trying to make.
Title: Re: What Most Discorians Don't Understand About Discordia
Post by: Con-troll on May 27, 2019, 01:39:22 AM
Quote from: chaotic neutral observer on May 26, 2019, 03:04:55 PM
All numerological systems are useless and stupid.  Numbers have no inherent significance beyond the thing that is being counted.
Things that come in twos tend to interact very differently than the lone thing. There's gotta be patterns there.
Title: Re: What Most Discorians Don't Understand About Discordia
Post by: zarathustrasbastardson on May 27, 2019, 02:07:30 AM
There are also rhythms.. We're getting in to music now.. I dig!

Quote from: Con-troll on May 27, 2019, 01:39:22 AM
Quote from: chaotic neutral observer on May 26, 2019, 03:04:55 PM
All numerological systems are useless and stupid.  Numbers have no inherent significance beyond the thing that is being counted.
Things that come in twos tend to interact very differently than the lone thing. There's gotta be patterns there.
Title: Re: What Most Discorians Don't Understand About Discordia
Post by: chaotic neutral observer on May 27, 2019, 02:37:24 AM
Quote from: Con-troll on May 27, 2019, 01:39:22 AM
Quote from: chaotic neutral observer on May 26, 2019, 03:04:55 PM
All numerological systems are useless and stupid.  Numbers have no inherent significance beyond the thing that is being counted.
Things that come in twos tend to interact very differently than the lone thing. There's gotta be patterns there.

Many things in reality exhibit interesting patterns that can be modelled with numbers, but this does not imbue the numbers themselves with any preternatural power of prediction or insight.

The five-fold symmetry of the apple blossom, for example, is very pretty, but this does not impart any meaning to the number five.  Did the original authors of the PD take "appleness" into account when they decided to declare the law of fives, instead of the law of sixes?  Who knows?  Who cares?

It matters just as little as the fact that Newton arbitrarily decided there were seven colours in the spectrum because he believed seven was somehow a  perfect (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Classical_planet) number, when there really wasn't a good reason to separate purple into indigo and violet.
Title: Re: What Most Discorians Don't Understand About Discordia
Post by: chaotic neutral observer on May 27, 2019, 02:47:46 AM
Quote from: zarathustrasbastardson on May 27, 2019, 12:46:48 AM
This is why you piss me off, and I leave for a good long while.

:wink:
Title: Re: What Most Discorians Don't Understand About Discordia
Post by: zarathustrasbastardson on May 27, 2019, 03:14:38 AM
Good skeptic!

5 is the third prime number.  The second other than 1.  1 is a profound number. 2+3=5. Also, 5 is the 6th number of the fibonacci sequence.  6-1 = 5.  These are really root numbers and the essence of the chaotic equation. Not to mention mathematical reality.  But I admit it really doesn't make any brass tacks sense.  That is exactly the point!

I guess that's my major point.. it's not really a big deal, it's a truth that needs to be accepted. We can only understand the chaos in such terms. There will almost always be an aspect of existence that won't sit right.. Numbers are a way to harness that constant flux to utilize our own mythology to understand the chaos moment to moment.  But it's not really about numbers.. it's about our moment to moment existence. It really is a message of acceptance and tolerance. (If you don't know the kallisti story, look it up.) It is a matter of accepting we are all in this together in this clusterfuck of humanity, the perils of the world and forming a way to interact with it.

Most people don't even get that far. So consider yourself ahead of the curve if you're reading this.

Hope you don't get too pissed! :fnord:

Quote from: chaotic neutral observer on May 27, 2019, 02:37:24 AM
Quote from: Con-troll on May 27, 2019, 01:39:22 AM
Quote from: chaotic neutral observer on May 26, 2019, 03:04:55 PM
All numerological systems are useless and stupid.  Numbers have no inherent significance beyond the thing that is being counted.
Things that come in twos tend to interact very differently than the lone thing. There's gotta be patterns there.

Many things in reality exhibit interesting patterns that can be modelled with numbers, but this does not imbue the numbers themselves with any preternatural power of prediction or insight.

The five-fold symmetry of the apple blossom, for example, is very pretty, but this does not impart any meaning to the number five.  Did the original authors of the PD take "appleness" into account when they decided to declare the law of fives, instead of the law of sixes?  Who knows?  Who cares?

It matters just as little as the fact that Newton arbitrarily decided there were seven colours in the spectrum because he believed seven was somehow a  perfect (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Classical_planet) number, when there really wasn't a good reason to separate purple into indigo and violet.
Title: Re: What Most Discorians Don't Understand About Discordia
Post by: zarathustrasbastardson on May 27, 2019, 03:23:18 AM
I really appreciate that bud.. and to all: please watch your step when walking onto a train in NYC after the bar.

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:wink:
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Title: Re: What Most Discorians Don't Understand About Discordia
Post by: chaotic neutral observer on May 27, 2019, 05:19:49 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 25, 2019, 07:32:25 PM
You guys are arguing with a schizophrenic person.

Take all the time you like.
Do you ever get tired of being right?
Title: Re: What Most Discorians Don't Understand About Discordia
Post by: Doktor Howl on May 27, 2019, 05:27:12 AM
Quote from: zarathustrasbastardson on May 27, 2019, 12:46:48 AM
This is why you piss me off, and I leave for a good long while.


But you keep coming back.   :kingmeh:
Title: Re: What Most Discorians Don't Understand About Discordia
Post by: Doktor Howl on May 27, 2019, 05:27:35 AM
Quote from: chaotic neutral observer on May 27, 2019, 05:19:49 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 25, 2019, 07:32:25 PM
You guys are arguing with a schizophrenic person.

Take all the time you like.
Do you ever get tired of being right?

Every.  Day of.  My Life.
Title: Re: What Most Discorians Don't Understand About Discordia
Post by: zarathustrasbastardson on May 27, 2019, 05:44:54 AM
Look buds, don't blame me for your inadequacy.  At a certain point I will take a vacation from this forum again.  That is no big deal.  I have a life of my own to try to figure out the  best possible outcomes (but there are none because they all end in death). I don't necessarily, need to, or want to spend countless hours here. I have some more important tasks.  no big ting.. that I guess is it.  If you have anything helpful or intelligent to say: sure, include me.. otherwise revert to your irrelevant fun bag forum and argue amongst yourselves (or play with yourselves;).. sorry I was born, but more sorry about how insipid most of you are.
🤭
Title: Re: What Most Discorians Don't Understand About Discordia
Post by: Doktor Howl on May 27, 2019, 06:20:17 AM
Quote from: zarathustrasbastardson on May 27, 2019, 05:44:54 AM
Look buds, don't blame me for your inadequacy.  At a certain point I will take a vacation from this forum again.  That is no big deal.  I have a life of my own to try to figure out the  best possible outcomes (but there are none because they all end in death). I don't necessarily, need to, or want to spend countless hours here. I have some more important tasks.  no big ting.. that I guess is it.  If you have anything helpful or intelligent to say: sure, include me.. otherwise revert to your irrelevant fun bag forum and argue amongst yourselves (or play with yourselves;).. sorry I was born, but more sorry about how insipid most of you are.
🤭

blah blah blah whatever. 

:tldr:
Title: Re: What Most Discorians Don't Understand About Discordia
Post by: Con-troll on May 27, 2019, 11:43:07 AM
Quote from: chaotic neutral observer on May 27, 2019, 02:37:24 AM
Quote from: Con-troll on May 27, 2019, 01:39:22 AM
Quote from: chaotic neutral observer on May 26, 2019, 03:04:55 PM
Blah blah blah.
Blah blah blah blah.
Blah blah. Blah bla blablah. Blah.
I sort of diasagree.

All zeros are nothing.

All ones are lonely.

All twos pair up nicely, although they may divorce in a time.

All threes get unstable, for there's one lonely and one pair.

In four there's pair of pairs.

And five is just a stupid number and should be prohibited like everything beoynd that. Most things cannot even count further.
Title: Re: What Most Discorians Don't Understand About Discordia
Post by: rong on May 27, 2019, 11:59:27 AM
ei *pi=-1
Title: Re: What Most Discorians Don't Understand About Discordia
Post by: Cramulus on May 27, 2019, 01:38:51 PM
Goddamn it, we missed another opportunity to be enlightened by the Master

This is all your fault. We could have changed our ways and impressed him, but nooo, we just had to be insipid.

The biggest disappointment is that he's so much cooler than us in every dimension - he doesn't have time to post here with asshats like us. Like the fonzie. Shows up, blows everybody's mind with the realm of philosophy, and mythology. Leaves. And we have to pay the bill!

Okay, back to the gross lotus position. Waiting for the next Master to come.

Title: Re: What Most Discorians Don't Understand About Discordia
Post by: chaotic neutral observer on May 27, 2019, 02:07:15 PM
Quote from: Con-troll on May 27, 2019, 11:43:07 AM
All zeros are nothing.
Zero elevation is the beach.
Zero pH is a strong acid.
The Zero Pastry is the Doughnut.

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All ones are lonely.
One = lonely = on(e)ly, yes.
But a lone beehive is not lonely.

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All twos pair up nicely, although they may divorce in a time.
Matter and antimatter are two, but when they pair together, they destroy each other.
I have two legs, but I hope they do not divorce each other.  It would be a shame if they went their separate ways.

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All threes get unstable, for there's one lonely and one pair.
A tripod is stable, as long as the feet are far enough apart, and the center of gravity isn't too high.
A tricycle is stable.  Well, more stable than a bicycle.  Just don't take the corners too fast.

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In four there's pair of pairs.
Bears have four legs; two pairs.
But which are the pairs?  Is it a left pair and a right pair, or a front pair and a back pair?
I'm too scared to ask.

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And five is just a stupid number and should be prohibited like everything beoynd that. Most things cannot even count further.
That is true.
Title: Re: What Most Discorians Don't Understand About Discordia
Post by: chaotic neutral observer on May 27, 2019, 02:09:12 PM
Quote from: rong on May 27, 2019, 11:59:27 AM
ei *pi=-1
BOW YOUR HEAD IN REVERENCE WHEN YOU WRITE THAT
Title: Re: What Most Discorians Don't Understand About Discordia
Post by: Con-troll on May 27, 2019, 02:36:43 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on May 27, 2019, 01:38:51 PM
Goddamn it, we missed another opportunity to be enlightened by the Master
I've heard that enlightenment makes you boring and ecologically unsustainable.
Title: Re: What Most Discorians Don't Understand About Discordia
Post by: Doktor Howl on May 27, 2019, 08:21:00 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on May 27, 2019, 01:38:51 PM
Goddamn it, we missed another opportunity to be enlightened by the Master

This is all your fault. We could have changed our ways and impressed him, but nooo, we just had to be insipid.

The biggest disappointment is that he's so much cooler than us in every dimension - he doesn't have time to post here with asshats like us. Like the fonzie. Shows up, blows everybody's mind with the realm of philosophy, and mythology. Leaves. And we have to pay the bill!

Okay, back to the gross lotus position. Waiting for the next Master to come.

I blame our 13 year descent into Cramulan thinking.
Title: Re: What Most Discorians Don't Understand About Discordia
Post by: rong on May 27, 2019, 08:58:41 PM
Whoa black Betty
Cramulan
Title: Re: What Most Discorians Don't Understand About Discordia
Post by: Hagtard Celine Dion Mustard on May 27, 2019, 10:16:40 PM
There's nothing more Discordian than starting sentences with phrases like "there's nothing more Discordian than".
Title: Re: What Most Discorians Don't Understand About Discordia
Post by: MMIX on May 27, 2019, 10:17:23 PM
Quote from: Reverend Elvis Pope Pelvis on May 27, 2019, 10:16:40 PM
There's nothing more Discordian than starting sentences with phrases like "there's nothing more Discordian than".

unless there isn't
Title: Re: What Most Discorians Don't Understand About Discordia
Post by: rong on May 27, 2019, 10:36:47 PM
I don't understand why king kong had to die for our sins
Title: Re: What Most Discorians Don't Understand About Discordia
Post by: chaotic neutral observer on May 27, 2019, 11:51:53 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 27, 2019, 08:21:00 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on May 27, 2019, 01:38:51 PM
Goddamn it, we missed another opportunity to be enlightened by the Master

This is all your fault. We could have changed our ways and impressed him, but nooo, we just had to be insipid.

The biggest disappointment is that he's so much cooler than us in every dimension - he doesn't have time to post here with asshats like us. Like the fonzie. Shows up, blows everybody's mind with the realm of philosophy, and mythology. Leaves. And we have to pay the bill!

Okay, back to the gross lotus position. Waiting for the next Master to come.

I blame our 13 year descent into Cramulan thinking.

(https://i.imgflip.com/320tf2.jpg)
Title: Re: What Most Discorians Don't Understand About Discordia
Post by: Fujikoma on May 28, 2019, 01:25:30 AM
I love you guys, or girls, I dunno, because of your horrifically rampant toxicity. I want to wear your skin.
Title: Re: What Most Discorians Don't Understand About Discordia
Post by: MMIX on May 28, 2019, 09:37:54 AM
Quote from: Fujikoma on May 28, 2019, 01:25:30 AM
I love you guys, or girls, I dunno, because of your horrifically rampant toxicity. I want to wear your skin.
You are Hannibal Lecter and I claim my $1000
Title: Re: What Most Discorians Don't Understand About Discordia
Post by: zarathustrasbastardson on May 29, 2019, 02:32:59 AM
Its "le fonz"

Quote from: Cramulus on May 27, 2019, 01:38:51 PM
Goddamn it, we missed another opportunity to be enlightened by the Master

This is all your fault. We could have changed our ways and impressed him, but nooo, we just had to be insipid.

The biggest disappointment is that he's so much cooler than us in every dimension - he doesn't have time to post here with asshats like us. Like the fonzie. Shows up, blows everybody's mind with the realm of philosophy, and mythology. Leaves. And we have to pay the bill!

Okay, back to the gross lotus position. Waiting for the next Master to come.