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Need PDs to give away to randos? Want to buy a bunch to put in wedding gift bags? Have a bunch of tables that need a book under one leg? Want to sneak PDs onto library shelves (they have a Dewey Decimal number on the spine already)? Get some PDEEs!

https://FSoFCabal.com

As cheap as print-on-demand will let me sell them ($3.23 each, with a 1¢ profit margin because I can't set it to 0¢). If you want to see the formatting, there's a free download at fsofcabal.com; to buy copies of the book, click the "books" button.

The entire Southwest is what it looks like when the carnival has left town.

Yeah, that.

 

"Roger's Letters to Truth," chapter one

I live in Tucson, which is absolutely fictional.  This is the same as living in my head, which is ALSO parched and empty and ugly AND cannot be measured, but you can touch it, and it WILL in fact touch you.

There is nothing real about Tucson, at least from an outside point of view.

Having lived in NM for my childhood, and been all over the Southwest, can confirm nothing's real. The jewelry falls apart when the vendor goes home, the pretty buildings are all facades, and every flowering bush hides a dead jackrabbit.

A totally serious update on Covid regs in SE Wales
NEW LOCKDOWN PROTOCOLS FOR BLAENAU GWENT AND SURROUNDING AREAS
Cwm - You are able to fight your neighbour providing you wear a mask and social distancing rules are adhered to.
GILWERN - you can do anything you want. 1. because your special. And 2 because you would anyway; you have never done rules as you're too posh
NEWTOWN - You can only visit your dealer when collecting your children from school. The dealer should wear a face visor and make sure all bags are sanitised.
BLAINA - Having sex with your sister is still permitted but you must be home before 10pm and use approved lubricant.
BRYNMAWR SQUARE - Vigilante groups of no more than six allowed outdoors and socially distancing between the hours of 10pm - 2am only. You must wear suitable PPE for any physical contact.
RASSAU - Prostitute services are still permitted to remain open, this is now classed as essential services for fear of the economic collapse of the city. Entry from the rear only
THE GURNOUS - Declared a NO GO ZONE (in 1984), if you must travel to this area please follow all diversions, traffic cones and signals, remain in your car, do not abandon your car, masks are not required as nothing is open
ABERTILLERY - Everyone must remain at home and self isolate until manufacturers can distribute gloves with 6 fingers. Please do not go to A&E for digit removal as they are a tad busy.
CRICKHOWELL - The wearing of Pink trousers is a must. Travel to and from CRICKHOWELL must only be by at least a 30ft limo with no more than 5 other Pimms drinking tossers.
TREDEGAR - Do as you want, even Covid wouldn't go to TREDEGAR

Was laughing at the first line, and all the way through. Mittens.

True.

I've never understood why "Twelve-Toes Daryl" feels like the illuminati needs to keep track of HIM.
Every time I hear these dipshits, all I can think of is Dennis Nedry yelling "Dobson! DOBSON! WE GOT DOBSON HERE!"

Well, they're very quick to drop losers, which Trump undeniably also is. I mean, look how Bush Jr, McCain/Palin and Romney disappeared down the memory hole.

But also all of those, Palin aside, didn't throw red meat to the xenophobic and racist base in the way Trump has.

Yeah, Palin appealed to them and threw out dog-whistles, but Trump just got a whistle 'cause he's too godsdamned stupid to spell "subtext."

5.  Spend some time in Europe as a civilian. (2008-2011)

Holy shit Dok, you're also a vet‽ How did I not pick up on this? I got out in 2015.

Now... are we all ABSOLUTELY CERTAIN that this isn't the Good Reverend Roger's angry ghost?

Didn't think of that bit.

Y' made me laugh, you grizzled fuck

http://bettermyths.com/joshua-norton-is-the-emperor-of-my-heart/

This isn't just a Discordian site but the link goes to their telling of the Great Tale of Emperor Norton, and in spirit, I think it's a good place for people who like inglorious retellings of myths.

Oh, I like his stuff. Very nice find.

^Immanentize

mango Mussolini

Yoink
(nice find)