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That's why I've bought the "Evangelical Edition" in my case

Have you found the newspaper ad from Illuminatus! yet?

to prove I'm over 16 when buying a can of Red Bull

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

There is no "true" deep state.  Just competing factions of stupid fucking primates.  Thing is, there are now so MANY different factions of stupid primates that the results look like design.  There is no conspiracy, just Conspiracy™, which is just another shrink-wrapped product with a shiny logo.

Point of order:  If CA was a collection of evil geniuses, they wouldn't have gotten caught bragging about their methods to an undercover reporter.

Stupid. Fucking. Primates.  I DEMAND MORE COMPETENT VILLAINS.

I can't fucking stand it. 

Seriously, dude; even the Red Skull had a solid plan and listened to the experts.

Zero tolerance is ALWAYS a stupid policy.

To diverge from the convo (still vidya games though), I've got a Minecraft server up, and free to all; right now I don't have a bunch of quests or anything working, but I have an MMO class/levelling system, as well as a bunch of Doctor Who stuff (especially TARDISes!).
Use Optifine & join @ mc-multiverse.com

Further you should have had a question mark instead of a period on your first sentence

Please keep telling us about your respect for the rules of grammar, and also how Really Real Discordian you are.

So, the general concept here is to destroy 4000 years of history, incidentally killing a hundred thousand people or so, to escape barbarism?

sounds like the founding of america to me - why do you hate america?

Donald Trump: President For Life.

Oooooh, like Tex-mex, Calimex, or actual traditional Mexican food?
'Cause I'm down for all 3, but Cilantro tastes like soap.

Anything from those Discordian albums y'all threw up on POEE.co.uk Back In The Day.

I'd also like to add that, speaking as a veteran,

Mind if I ask what branch?

Looking for cheapies that you can give out to missionaries who show up at your door with the Book of Mormon? Want copies for all your idiot friends?
This is as cheap as I can get 'em (at least, through this distribution method), at USD $3.19 each. There are, of course, bulk discounts if you get more than 15 at a time.

http://www.lulu.com/spotlight/athiestchaplain

EDIT: Lemme make clear that I'm not making any real profit on this. Full disclosure: it's about 20 cents per copy, but this is as low as Lulu lets me dial the price down. All proceeds get poured back into Discordian Spaggotry.

Nicely done!

People shooting kids is an appropriate reason to burn cars and we aren't doing so.

THIS.
Say, you still in Seattle?

Billy:  "But what if there isn't another shoe?"

Me:  "Have you learned NOTHING?"