>>1. Who the hell are you, and how did you find this place?
Reverend Jesus "H" Christ. One or two of you might remember me (as 'Kiltedfox' or 'Reverend Smeg the Kilted') from POEE.co.uk, back in the days when Syn was still putting together his hardback PD. I certainly remember a handful of you (hi, asshats!!) After a very long hiatus, here I am again.
I'm a geek, a grease monkey, and a veteran, generally in that order.
>>You're a cop, right?
Nope. I'll go to a foreign country and shoot the fuckers I'm told to, but I've got too much personal integrity to be a cop.
>>Yeah you are. Or you're wearing a wire. I can smell that shit, and you are most definitely some kind of spy for government agencies
That's the ex-military you smell -- I'll probably always carry myself like that, no matter how much weed I smoke.
>>...that never heard of us and wouldn't care if they did. Fess up.
Who will help the Widow's Son?
>>2. Why on Earth would you join a religion that worships a Greek God...And not just ANY Greek God, but the one all the OTHER Greek Gods thought was a troublemaker?
I figure they're all bullshit, and I'mma go with the one that looks like the most fun. Plus you dicks don't make promises, so I can't be disappointed.
>>You're just asking for it, you know.
Story of my life -- I joined the army in 2002. We invaded Iraq in 2003.
>>3. Do you know any good recipes? Because we have a section for that, and I'm trying to learn to cook.
You're dead, TGGR, you can't fucking cook anymore.
Reverend Jesus "H" Christ. One or two of you might remember me (as 'Kiltedfox' or 'Reverend Smeg the Kilted') from POEE.co.uk, back in the days when Syn was still putting together his hardback PD. I certainly remember a handful of you (hi, asshats!!) After a very long hiatus, here I am again.
I'm a geek, a grease monkey, and a veteran, generally in that order.
>>You're a cop, right?
Nope. I'll go to a foreign country and shoot the fuckers I'm told to, but I've got too much personal integrity to be a cop.
>>Yeah you are. Or you're wearing a wire. I can smell that shit, and you are most definitely some kind of spy for government agencies
That's the ex-military you smell -- I'll probably always carry myself like that, no matter how much weed I smoke.
>>...that never heard of us and wouldn't care if they did. Fess up.
Who will help the Widow's Son?
>>2. Why on Earth would you join a religion that worships a Greek God...And not just ANY Greek God, but the one all the OTHER Greek Gods thought was a troublemaker?
I figure they're all bullshit, and I'mma go with the one that looks like the most fun. Plus you dicks don't make promises, so I can't be disappointed.
>>You're just asking for it, you know.
Story of my life -- I joined the army in 2002. We invaded Iraq in 2003.
>>3. Do you know any good recipes? Because we have a section for that, and I'm trying to learn to cook.
You're dead, TGGR, you can't fucking cook anymore.