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Principia Discordia => Two vast and trunkless legs of stone => Topic started by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 22, 2011, 06:51:47 PM

Title: JESUS FUCK MAKE HIM STOP
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 22, 2011, 06:51:47 PM
I really, really, have reached my last straw with having the fucking plaintive Oliver Twist visage of Jimmy Wales looking at me every time I go to Wikipedia. It's making me start to AVOID THE SHIT out of Wikipedia, which is too bad because it's actually a useful resource.

So.

http://www.change.org/petitions/jimmy-wales-founder-of-wikipedia-replace-the-image-of-jimmy-wales-with-that-of-a-golden-retriever#

Can anyone make a big-eye version of the Jimmy Wales pics? The large, dewy, slightly weepy eyes of Wikipedia's founder need to haunt the soul of the internet. Fucking please. Like it could get any worse.
Title: Re: JESUS FUCK MAKE HIM STOP
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 22, 2011, 06:56:57 PM
But it's a PERSONAL APPEAL, Nigel...He has deigned to talk to us, the little people.

How can you be so fucking disrespectful and insensitive?
Title: Re: JESUS FUCK MAKE HIM STOP
Post by: Cain on November 22, 2011, 06:59:45 PM
I didn't even know what you were talking about, until I allowed javascript to run on Wikipedia.  Needless to say, I turned it off 10 seconds later.

Here's an idea: tell Jimbo you will donate money, in return for his lame IRC flirting and noodz.
Title: Re: JESUS FUCK MAKE HIM STOP
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 22, 2011, 07:10:46 PM
Does anyone have the picture of a fucking adorable Golden Retriever I can use? Legally?
Title: Re: JESUS FUCK MAKE HIM STOP
Post by: President Television on November 22, 2011, 08:10:36 PM
Aww, but how can you not love that adorable Objectivist mug...


(http://files.myfrogbag.com/2anzvrh7sm7705x/jimmywalesiswatchingyou1.png)
OH GOD MAKE IT GO AWAY
Title: Re: JESUS FUCK MAKE HIM STOP
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 22, 2011, 08:19:56 PM
I WILL DONATE $5 THE SECOND HE CHANGES HIS FACE TO A PICTURE OF A GOLDEN RETRIEVER

I SWEAR TO GOD.

Title: Re: JESUS FUCK MAKE HIM STOP
Post by: Bruno on November 22, 2011, 08:35:36 PM
Is it still doing it?

I'm not seeing it anymore, which may have something to do with me donating $20 a couple days ago.


Also,

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scopophobia
Title: Re: JESUS FUCK MAKE HIM STOP
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 22, 2011, 10:01:49 PM
Quote from: Emo Howard on November 22, 2011, 08:35:36 PM
Is it still doing it?

I'm not seeing it anymore, which may have something to do with me donating $20 a couple days ago.


Also,

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scopophobia

Yeah, you can make it go away by donating.
Title: Re: JESUS FUCK MAKE HIM STOP
Post by: Remington on November 22, 2011, 10:23:10 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/uGJOb.jpg)
Title: Re: JESUS FUCK MAKE HIM STOP
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 22, 2011, 10:30:59 PM
Quote from: Remington on November 22, 2011, 10:23:10 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/uGJOb.jpg)

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: Oh god
Title: Re: JESUS FUCK MAKE HIM STOP
Post by: Precious Moments Zalgo on November 23, 2011, 03:15:12 AM
Quote from: Emo Howard on November 22, 2011, 08:35:36 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scopophobia
:spit:
Title: Re: JESUS FUCK MAKE HIM STOP
Post by: Suu on November 23, 2011, 03:42:58 AM
LOL!!!
Title: Re: JESUS FUCK MAKE HIM STOP
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on November 23, 2011, 05:36:28 AM
Oh hi, Nigel.
Title: Re: JESUS FUCK MAKE HIM STOP
Post by: Aucoq on November 23, 2011, 05:58:48 AM
Quote from: Emo Howard on November 22, 2011, 08:35:36 PM
Also,

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scopophobia

LMFAO!  I love this world.  :lulz:
Title: Re: JESUS FUCK MAKE HIM STOP
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 23, 2011, 09:09:50 AM
Quote from: Net on November 23, 2011, 05:36:28 AM
Oh hi, Nigel.

OMG :crankey:
Title: Re: JESUS FUCK MAKE HIM STOP
Post by: Cain on November 23, 2011, 09:14:54 AM
This calls for a "Turn Everybody into Jimbo Wales" button.
Title: Re: JESUS FUCK MAKE HIM STOP
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 23, 2011, 09:15:31 AM
Quote from: Emo Howard on November 22, 2011, 08:35:36 PM
Is it still doing it?

I'm not seeing it anymore, which may have something to do with me donating $20 a couple days ago.


Also,

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scopophobia

Is there a name for the condition of being scared of Jimmy Wales?
Title: Re: JESUS FUCK MAKE HIM STOP
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 23, 2011, 09:15:57 AM
Quote from: Cain on November 23, 2011, 09:14:54 AM
This calls for a "Turn Everybody into Jimbo Wales" button.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Title: Re: JESUS FUCK MAKE HIM STOP
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on November 23, 2011, 10:05:22 AM
:asshat:
Title: Re: JESUS FUCK MAKE HIM STOP
Post by: Bruno on November 23, 2011, 11:38:50 AM
Quote from: Nigel on November 23, 2011, 09:15:31 AM
Quote from: Emo Howard on November 22, 2011, 08:35:36 PM
Is it still doing it?

I'm not seeing it anymore, which may have something to do with me donating $20 a couple days ago.


Also,

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scopophobia

Is there a name for the condition of being scared of Jimmy Wales?


How do you say "Jimmy Wales" in Greek?
Title: Re: JESUS FUCK MAKE HIM STOP
Post by: Cain on November 23, 2011, 11:46:29 AM
Iacovoscambriphobia

Iacovos = Greek for James/Jacob

Cambria = Latin for Wales
Title: Re: JESUS FUCK MAKE HIM STOP
Post by: Precious Moments Zalgo on November 23, 2011, 12:16:59 PM
Some buttmunch reverted and locked that wikipedia article.  Here's a link to the funny version: http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Scopophobia&oldid=462045492
Title: Re: JESUS FUCK MAKE HIM STOP
Post by: bds on November 23, 2011, 12:18:52 PM
doesn't the close button hide it forever?
Title: Re: JESUS FUCK MAKE HIM STOP
Post by: Elder Iptuous on November 23, 2011, 06:05:10 PM
So, i no longer see him at the top of wiki.
he has been replaced by the image of wiki programmer named Brandon Harris.
who reminds me of Pickles from Metalocalypse.
Title: Re: JESUS FUCK MAKE HIM STOP
Post by: Reginald Ret on November 23, 2011, 06:56:18 PM
Quote from: Precious Moments Zalgo on November 23, 2011, 12:16:59 PM
Some buttmunch reverted and locked that wikipedia article.  Here's a link to the funny version: http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Scopophobia&oldid=462045492
Thats hilarious.
Title: Re: JESUS FUCK MAKE HIM STOP
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 23, 2011, 07:08:57 PM
 :lulz: Yeah he's not there anymore.
Title: Re: JESUS FUCK MAKE HIM STOP
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on November 23, 2011, 07:41:44 PM
:spittake:

How long before Brandon Harris starts showing up in random articles?
Title: Re: JESUS FUCK MAKE HIM STOP
Post by: Triple Zero on November 23, 2011, 07:44:17 PM
Quote from: bds on November 23, 2011, 12:18:52 PM
doesn't the close button hide it forever?

only if you keep around all your wikipedia cookies. I currently got my browser configured to throw away all cookies on exit except for a whitelist of places I'd like to stay logged in to.
Title: Re: JESUS FUCK MAKE HIM STOP
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on November 23, 2011, 11:47:14 PM
Brandon Harris looks like a guy from a really shitty band that goes on first at a small club that's featuring six bands that night.

I'd still rather see a dog or a flounder.
Title: Re: JESUS FUCK MAKE HIM STOP
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 23, 2011, 11:49:59 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on November 23, 2011, 11:47:14 PM
Brandon Harris looks like a guy from a really shitty band that goes on first at a small club that's featuring six bands that night.

I'd still rather see a dog or a flounder.

He made me think of AKK.
Title: Re: JESUS FUCK MAKE HIM STOP
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on November 23, 2011, 11:53:28 PM
Quote from: Nigel on November 23, 2011, 11:49:59 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on November 23, 2011, 11:47:14 PM
Brandon Harris looks like a guy from a really shitty band that goes on first at a small club that's featuring six bands that night.

I'd still rather see a dog or a flounder.

He made me think of AKK.

Doesn't AKK have a shitty band?
Title: Re: JESUS FUCK MAKE HIM STOP
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 24, 2011, 01:14:10 AM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on November 23, 2011, 11:53:28 PM
Quote from: Nigel on November 23, 2011, 11:49:59 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on November 23, 2011, 11:47:14 PM
Brandon Harris looks like a guy from a really shitty band that goes on first at a small club that's featuring six bands that night.

I'd still rather see a dog or a flounder.

He made me think of AKK.

Doesn't AKK have a shitty band?

In fact, he does!
Title: Re: JESUS FUCK MAKE HIM STOP
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on November 25, 2011, 05:47:26 AM
 :lulz:
We have a ringer.
Title: Re: JESUS FUCK MAKE HIM STOP
Post by: Suu on November 30, 2011, 07:39:43 PM
So now that we got rid of what's his face, what are we going to do about the new dude that looks like one of the guys from Amon Amarth?

Title: Re: JESUS FUCK MAKE HIM STOP
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on December 02, 2011, 03:22:42 PM
He's gone. They have a squinting hag now.
Title: Re: JESUS FUCK MAKE HIM STOP
Post by: Sir Bearington on July 27, 2012, 03:50:09 PM
When i read this i thought you were talking about me.

My bad.