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Official D&D 5E Announcement

Started by Telarus, January 09, 2012, 03:44:58 PM

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How do you feel about the announced D&D 5th Edition (SURPRISE!)?

WHAT? I NEED IT NOW!
2 (11.1%)
Ummm... don't I already have 4E, Pathfinder, and nonD&D games to play?
7 (38.9%)
Meh.
0 (0%)
Double Meh.
4 (22.2%)
Fnord.
5 (27.8%)

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#120
November 04, 2019, 07:18:12 AM
How the fuck did you have to Google Funko Pops, do they not have the goddamn things in the exclusion zone???

Hot damn Tucson is suddenly sounding REAL GOOD

Yes I get spaghettified by the tremendous gravitational gradient, get melted by the sun  into flesh-goo like a vampire, die of thirst due to the nanorobotic plague scavenging all my body's water, and finally get turned into road-jerky by the traffic curse, but if I make it mostly intact to the comic book store there's not literally HALF THE STORE devoted to FUCKING funko pops
"I am that worst of all type of criminal...I cannot bring myself to do what you tell me, because you told me."

There's over 100 of us in this meat-suit. You'd think it runs like a ship, but it's more like a hundred and ten angry ghosts having an old-school QuakeWorld tournament, three people desperately trying to make sure the gamers don't go hungry or soil themselves, and the Facilities manager weeping in the corner as the garbage piles high.

Cain

#121
November 04, 2019, 10:58:41 AM
If I buy a Funko Pop, do I at least get a permanent stat or skill increase?

chaotic neutral observer

#122
November 04, 2019, 01:14:37 PM
Quote from: Cain on November 04, 2019, 10:58:41 AM
If I buy a Funko Pop, do I at least get a permanent stat or skill increase?

You get a 5 point penalty to Charisma as long as you're holding it.  Certain NPCs may become hostile.
Desine fata deum flecti sperare precando.

Doktor Howl

#123
November 04, 2019, 01:49:59 PM
Quote from: nullified on November 04, 2019, 07:18:12 AM
How the fuck did you have to Google Funko Pops, do they not have the goddamn things in the exclusion zone???

Hot damn Tucson is suddenly sounding REAL GOOD

Yes I get spaghettified by the tremendous gravitational gradient, get melted by the sun  into flesh-goo like a vampire, die of thirst due to the nanorobotic plague scavenging all my body's water, and finally get turned into road-jerky by the traffic curse, but if I make it mostly intact to the comic book store there's not literally HALF THE STORE devoted to FUCKING funko pops

Mama Tucson loves us.
Molon Lube

Doktor Howl

#124
November 04, 2019, 02:16:09 PM
Having gone and looked it up, D&D is up 30% in sales this year.
Molon Lube

Pergamos

#125
November 05, 2019, 07:47:36 PM
Quote from: nullified on November 04, 2019, 07:18:12 AM
How the fuck did you have to Google Funko Pops, do they not have the goddamn things in the exclusion zone???

Hot damn Tucson is suddenly sounding REAL GOOD

Yes I get spaghettified by the tremendous gravitational gradient, get melted by the sun  into flesh-goo like a vampire, die of thirst due to the nanorobotic plague scavenging all my body's water, and finally get turned into road-jerky by the traffic curse, but if I make it mostly intact to the comic book store there's not literally HALF THE STORE devoted to FUCKING funko pops

When I went to comic book stores in Tucson they were indeed half full of funko pops...

Doktor Howl

#126
November 05, 2019, 10:45:31 PM
Quote from: Pergamos on November 05, 2019, 07:47:36 PM
Quote from: nullified on November 04, 2019, 07:18:12 AM
How the fuck did you have to Google Funko Pops, do they not have the goddamn things in the exclusion zone???

Hot damn Tucson is suddenly sounding REAL GOOD

Yes I get spaghettified by the tremendous gravitational gradient, get melted by the sun  into flesh-goo like a vampire, die of thirst due to the nanorobotic plague scavenging all my body's water, and finally get turned into road-jerky by the traffic curse, but if I make it mostly intact to the comic book store there's not literally HALF THE STORE devoted to FUCKING funko pops

When I went to comic book stores in Tucson they were indeed half full of funko pops...

We're talking about game shops.  Comic shops are an entirely different thing, and seem to be full of Utah and failure.
Molon Lube

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#127
November 06, 2019, 12:06:06 AM
There's no distinction between the two in most of the US, except the comics are in the back or upstairs or otherwise kept in quarantine.
"I am that worst of all type of criminal...I cannot bring myself to do what you tell me, because you told me."

There's over 100 of us in this meat-suit. You'd think it runs like a ship, but it's more like a hundred and ten angry ghosts having an old-school QuakeWorld tournament, three people desperately trying to make sure the gamers don't go hungry or soil themselves, and the Facilities manager weeping in the corner as the garbage piles high.

Fujikoma

#128
November 11, 2019, 05:56:26 PM
I just looked up what a "funko pop" was. I've spotted them before. I think they should include an armed complimentary poison needle trap.

LMNO

#129
November 11, 2019, 06:26:53 PM
I think some of them are fun.



I have two Groots, a Porg, and a Black Philip.

Bu🤠ns

#130
November 11, 2019, 09:20:21 PM
Quote from: LMNO on November 11, 2019, 06:26:53 PM
I think some of them are fun.



I have two Groots, a Porg, and a Black Philip.



I'm having a hard time finding one that tops Bob Ross:

Doktor Howl

#131
November 11, 2019, 09:51:23 PM
Quote from: Bu☆ns on November 11, 2019, 09:20:21 PM
Quote from: LMNO on November 11, 2019, 06:26:53 PM
I think some of them are fun.



I have two Groots, a Porg, and a Black Philip.



I'm having a hard time finding one that tops Bob Ross:



Needs Hunter Thompson.
Molon Lube

LMNO

#132
November 12, 2019, 01:04:20 PM
Where is your god now?

Bu🤠ns

#133
November 12, 2019, 11:43:45 PM
Holy shit

Doktor Howl

#134
November 13, 2019, 12:18:13 AM
Quote from: LMNO on November 12, 2019, 01:04:20 PM
Where is your god now?

In a package, apparently.   :lulz:
Molon Lube
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