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#1
Quote from: purpleXi on March 23, 2022, 03:27:43 PM
if it's possible to have empathy at all for trump, i then i allow myself to feel this - there's an entropic poignancy always when measuring yourself against your role models and coming up short - and at least Hitler successfully stole an election

Wow. I haven't seen a cut that sharp since the last time I had stitches.

The Commander
DIA
#2
Principia Discussion / Re: Crossdressing for Chaos
March 26, 2022, 06:41:54 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on November 21, 2021, 02:51:51 PM
Quote from: The Commander on November 21, 2021, 09:07:20 AM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on November 20, 2021, 05:18:03 PM
srs tho can I use it or not?

As long as you send me some nice frilly undergarments each time you do.

The Commander
DIA

You need to give her your size info if you're gonna make that kind of request.  Otherwise you might end up looking like a lacy sausage.

But that's my favourite kind of sausage!

The Commander
DIA
#3
Apple Talk / Re: Last one to post in thread wins
March 26, 2022, 06:39:42 AM
Wait...I forgot what I was doing. Who am I? Where are my pants?

The Commander
DIA
#4
Apple Talk / Re: What the fuck
January 23, 2022, 09:34:06 AM
Do I need to bring my hammer?

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DIA
#5
Apple Talk / Re: I like boobs
January 23, 2022, 09:31:54 AM
It now occurs to me that lewd threads like this might also have been a factor.  :fnord:

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DIA
#6
Apple Talk / Re: Last one to post in thread wins
January 23, 2022, 09:28:11 AM
Is it possible we can skip 2022 and just jump right into 2023? I feel like 2022 is going to suck, and frankly,  I'm too tired to bother.

The Commander
DIA
#7
Apple Talk / Re: baseless hostility thread
January 23, 2022, 09:25:10 AM
I will sow salt into your fields and call you Mary!

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#8
Quote from: Cain on January 22, 2022, 10:26:13 AM
Not joking btw, I fully expect that "Boris is a secret Remainer who ruined Brexit, we now need [Tory idiot of the moment] to step in and deliver REAL BREXIT."

I just don't know who the idiot of the moment will be.

Liz Truss perhaps? I don't know much about her, but as I understand it, she's pretty anti-immigration. I know the refugee assistance group I work with is not happy with her.

The Commander
DIA
#9
Quote from: rong on November 21, 2021, 02:24:01 AM
Quote from: Suu on November 21, 2021, 02:04:05 AM

I regret fucking nothing.


indeed, it is generally regarded as better to have fucked something

...than not to have fucked at all?

The Commander
DIA
#10
Apple Talk / Re: baseless hostility thread
November 21, 2021, 09:09:46 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on November 21, 2021, 04:31:23 AM
Dune is just Star Wars for edgy nerds.

<insert ascii art of flipping the bird here>

The Commander
DIA
#11
Principia Discussion / Re: Crossdressing for Chaos
November 21, 2021, 09:07:20 AM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on November 20, 2021, 05:18:03 PM
srs tho can I use it or not?

As long as you send me some nice frilly undergarments each time you do.

The Commander
DIA
#12
Apple Talk / Re: Last one to post in thread wins
November 21, 2021, 09:04:56 AM
Quote from: rong on November 21, 2021, 02:21:31 AM
Quote from: The Commander on November 20, 2021, 07:20:18 AM
To me, the word FAP always sounded like a disease.

Sorry boss, can't come to work today,  I've come down with a bad case of the Fap.

The Commander
DIA

when I first read (i've never ever heard it) people use the word fap, I thought it was because porn uses a lot of bandwidth and FAP stands for "Fair Access Protocol" which is how the server decides who's data to throttle.

I love that that is where your head went. You might have what it takes to be a DIA agent.

The Commander
DIA
#13
Quote from: Doktor Howl on November 21, 2021, 04:34:46 AM
Except the satellite thing.  That's new.

I think it was done as a message to the West...if we try to intervene should they decide to invade Ukraine, all communication that travels via satellite is at risk. That could seriously have an impact on commerce and military ops.

Let's put it this way...the US government is concerned enough that I am going on orders for the entire month of Dec, and receiving training in Battle Damage Assessment.

The Commander
DIA
#14
Out of curiosity, what are your thoughts on current events in Eastern Europe/Russia? Migrants in Belarus, Russian troop buildup near Ukraine, Russia blowing up a satellite in LEO. Put in seems to be getting awfully squirrelly.

The Commander
DIA
#15
Principia Discussion / Re: Crossdressing for Chaos
November 20, 2021, 07:22:31 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 27, 2021, 11:55:31 PM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on October 27, 2021, 09:56:56 PM
Quote from: The Commander on October 24, 2021, 10:18:57 PM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on October 19, 2021, 07:18:30 PM
yoink?

Is that a euphemism?

The Commander
DIA

It translates roughly to "may I steal this content for use in Holy Nonsense or other projects?"

Don't listen to her.  It's a euphemism.

Either that or a pig with a southern accent.

The Commander
DIA