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"well, you should have had the presence of mind to call shotgun, then!"
"so, that's how you keep getting skidmarks on your bloomers!"
before there was fuckingmachines.com, there was....
"Are you sure we're doing it right? I'm getting tired."
"I think you need tires with a greater tread depth. These ones just don't do the trick at all."
11?
The early attempts at a Véhicule à trois usually ended up in awkward feelings, jealousy and a blown gasket.
"SURPRISE!"
"....and it gets 7 miles to the gallon. I don't know HOW they do it."
Abortions in Health Care Crisis America.
"Does this spare tire make me look fat?"
"Congratulations! It's a Chevy!"
Arthur of course denied engineering the whole situation but Betsy didn't believe him for one minute.
"I'll be right with you honey, first I need to get the jack off."
Hey, it's the 1900's and there's hardly anybody here. You think could spread those a little wider, 23skidoo?
Seriously, there's like two billion, max. You have any idea what that's doing to the real estate market? It's for the economy!
Back in the good old days, when you could treat women like luggage.
Hey, that works WAY better than ArmorAll!
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"So are you going to come lube my chassis or are you just going to stand there with that stupid look on your face?"
:lulz:
all of it
"I admire your dedication, but '1 girl, 1 car' doesn't really seem to be working."
I'm sorry honey but it's the only rubber I have.
Tonight in When Typos Go Bad!: Interradial Orgy!
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My Other Car Is A Rampant Rabbit.
Hang on dear, I gotta crank the engine.
Caution : Exposed surfaces may be hawt.
In hindsight we really should have affixed a back to her seat. Maybe some seatbelts and an airbag too.
"Check out my sweet ride, and my car!"
"I always knew we'd get hitched. Har! Har! Har!"
Bonnie and Clyde would, after some practice, become better at their getaways.
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I meant get OFF THE tire not get OFF ON The tire!
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I'm sorry honey 3000 rmp just isn't enough to do it.
"Whenever she rode rubber, Mary's efforts were always frustrated by Richard's tight nuts."
"talk about a 'goodyear'"
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"Uh, so I kind of started having sex with the gas tank..."
"Darlin', I ain't never seen a piano before but I'm near certain this ain't one."
Continued from my previous post:
"That's OK, I'm into all kinds of freaky shit. Hell, I have a penis. Kind of surprised you didn't notice what with my unusually thick neck and all. This isn't even my real hair, it's a wig."
"I came."
"FUCK! Alright, I'm just going to rub my balls on this tire."