True story bro
http://exopolitics.blogs.com/exopolitics/2011/11/mars-visitors-basiago-and-stillings-confirm-barack-obama-traveled-to-mars-1.html
QuoteTwo former participants in the CIA's Mars visitation program of the early 1980's have confirmed that U.S. President Barack H. Obama was enrolled in their Mars training class in 1980 and was among the young Americans from the program who they later encountered on the Martian surface after reaching Mars via "jump room."
Andrew D. Basiago, 50, a lawyer in Washington State who served in DARPA's time travel program Project Pegasus in the 1970's, and fellow chrononaut William B. Stillings, 44, who was tapped by the Mars program for his technical genius, have publicly confirmed that Obama was enrolled in their Mars training class in 1980 and that each later encountered Obama during visits to rudimentary U.S. facilities on Mars that took place from 1981 to 1983.
Their astonishing revelations provide a new dimension to the controversy surrounding President Obama's background and pose the possibility that it is an elaborate ruse to conceal Obama's participation as a young man in the U.S. secret space program.
Mars training class held for future Mars visitors
According to Mr. Basiago and Mr. Stillings, in Summer 1980 they attended a three-week factual seminar about Mars to prepare them for trips that were then later taken to Mars via teleportation. The course was taught by remote viewing pioneer Major Ed Dames, who was then serving as a scientific and technical intelligence officer for the U.S. Army. It was held at The College of the Siskiyous, a small college near Mt. Shasta in California.
They state that ten teenagers were enrolled in the Mars training program. In addition to Basiago and Stillings, two of the eight other teenagers in Major Dames' class that they can identify today were Barack Obama, who was then using the name "Barry Soetoro," and Regina Dugan, who Mr. Obama appointed the 19th director and first female director of the Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency (DARPA) in 2009.
As many as seven parents of the ten students, all with ties to the CIA, audited the class. They included Raymond F. Basiago, an engineer for The Ralph M. Parsons Company who was the chief technical liaison between Parsons and the CIA on Tesla-based teleportation; Thomas Stillings, an operations analyst for the Lockheed Corporation who had served with the Office of Naval Intelligence; and Mr. Obama's mother, Stanley Ann Dunham, who carried out assignments for the CIA in Kenya and Indonesia.
From 1981 to 1983, the young attendees then went on to teleport to Mars via a "jump room" located in a building occupied by Hughes Aircraft at 999 N. Sepulveda Boulevard in El Segundo, California, adjacent to the Los Angeles International Airport (LAX).
Obama identified as having visited Mars at least twice
Mr. Basiago and Mr. Stillings have each issued public statements confirming that they both attended Mars training with Mr. Obama and later encountered him on Mars during separate visits.
On August 21, 2011, Mr. Basiago stated: "Something highly significant has happened, and that is that two individuals from the same Mars training class in 1980 (Basiago and Stillings) have met and are comparing experiences and are able to corroborate not only that they were on the surface of Mars together but that before reaching Mars via jump room they were trained with a group of teenagers that included the current President of the United States (Obama) and director of DARPA (Dugan)."
Mr. Stillings' statement, released at the same time, read: "I can confirm that Andrew D. Basiago and Barack Obama (then using the name "Barry Soetoro") were in my Mars training course in Summer 1980 and that during the time period 1981 to 1983, I encountered Andy, Courtney M. Hunt of the CIA, and other Americans on the surface of Mars after reaching Mars via the "jump room" in El Segundo, California."
In a statement made Sept 20, 2011, Mr. Basiago confirmed Mr. Obama's co-participation in the 1980 Mars training class, stating: "Barry Soetoro, a student at Occidental College, was in my Mars training class under Major Ed Dames at The College of the Siskiyous in Weed, California in 1980. That fact has been corroborated by one of my other classmates, Brett Stillings. Two years later, when he was taller, thinner, more mature, a better listener, using the name 'Barack Obama,' and attending a different college, Columbia University, we crossed paths again in Los Angeles and I didn't recognize him as the person that I had been trained with in the Mars program and encountered on the surface of Mars. In fact, doing so would have been virtually impossible in any case, because measures had been taken to block our later memories of Mars shortly after we completed our training in 1980."
Mr. Basiago states that during one of his trips to Mars via "jump room" that took place from 1981 to 1983, he was sitting on a wall beneath an arching roof that covered one of the "jump room" facilities as he watched Mr. Obama walk back to the jump room from across the Martian terrain. When Mr. Obama walked past him and Mr. Basiago acknowledged him, Mr. Obama stated, with some sense of fatalism: "Now we're here!"
Mr. Stillings states that during one of his visits to Mars, he walked out of the "jump room" facility and encountered Mr. Obama standing beside the facility by himself staring vacantly into a ravine located adjacent to the facility.
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:lol: Holy shit, I need to read more exopolitics!
Also, need to find out what a "jump room" is...
The best possible universe is the one in which this article is 100% literally correct.
And I'm going to go forward living my life as if it IS.
I'm calling bollocks. When I worked on Project Pegasus, the Mars visitation program was in it's decline.
Also, the only chrononauts who weren't incinerated in machinery malfunctions were executed to keep what they saw confidential.
Quote from: Doktora Phoxica Junia Decia Bruta on January 04, 2012, 02:17:02 PM
I'm calling bollocks. When I worked on Project Pegasus, the Mars visitation program was in it's decline.
Also, the only chrononauts who weren't incinerated in machinery malfunctions were executed to keep what they saw confidential.
And as a physicsist I can tell you that jump rooms dont work on black people.
Because of jive-ass quantums?
I am so glad i wasnt at my desk when i read that.
Does that make Obama a Stranger in a Strange Land?
I think maybe he was born on Mars and that's why he had to cover up the birth certificate.
Quote from: Faust on January 04, 2012, 03:35:01 PM
Quote from: Doktora Phoxica Junia Decia Bruta on January 04, 2012, 02:17:02 PM
I'm calling bollocks. When I worked on Project Pegasus, the Mars visitation program was in it's decline.
Also, the only chrononauts who weren't incinerated in machinery malfunctions were executed to keep what they saw confidential.
And as a physicsist I can tell you that jump rooms dont work on black people.
:lulz:
I think that depends on if they're Federally black, or just Locally black.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on January 04, 2012, 07:18:47 PM
I think that depends on if they're Federally black, or just Locally black.
If they're locally Black, can you observe their location and vector at the same time?
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 04, 2012, 07:25:31 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on January 04, 2012, 07:18:47 PM
I think that depends on if they're Federally black, or just Locally black.
If they're locally Black, can you observe their location and vector at the same time?
No, it is impossible to know both, even at high altitudes.
And here I was, thinking those predator drones were malfunctioning...
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on January 04, 2012, 07:18:47 PM
I think that depends on if they're Federally black, or just Locally black.
you just really
I don't even
no words
just
:horrormirth:
Quote from: Cramulus on January 04, 2012, 08:30:42 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on January 04, 2012, 07:18:47 PM
I think that depends on if they're Federally black, or just Locally black.
you just really
I don't even
no words
just
:horrormirth:
You sir, lack sufficient FREEDOM™.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on January 04, 2012, 08:34:27 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on January 04, 2012, 08:30:42 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on January 04, 2012, 07:18:47 PM
I think that depends on if they're Federally black, or just Locally black.
you just really
I don't even
no words
just
:horrormirth:
You sir, lack sufficient FREEDOM™.
:horrormirth:
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re: the OP
Oh good, the White House has "OFFICIALLY DENIED" (http://www.wired.com/dangerroom/2012/01/obama-mars/) this. Nope, nothing suspicious about THAT. Notice how they
don't publicly deny EVERY screwball theory out there? But this one? SOMETHING'S FISHY.
QuoteOfficially, the White House says Obama never went to Mars. "Only if you count watching Marvin the Martian," Tommy Vietor, the spokesman for the National Security Council, tells Danger Room.
(http://www.wired.com/images_blogs/dangerroom/2012/01/obamamarsmission.jpg)
Told you guys. Totally a true story.
Cramulus is in some way involved in this. I can smell it.
It's not unbelievable that a young Barack Obama was enrolled in a three week factual program about mars.
It's not unbelievable that during the cold war, we had ridiculous government jobs, like Remote Viewing, intended to freak out and waste the money of the Soviets. (btw - great movie on the topic: Men Who Stare At Goats)
So these two MK-ULTRA guinea pigs go on a remote viewing mission to mars, where they expect to see other people from their factual mars class. And, while likely immersed in an isolation tank with ping-pong balls taped over their eyes, they think they saw their buddy Barry. IT'S TOO PERFECT TO BE FALSE.
I'm also amused by the OP's that Ann Dunham worked for the CIA. She definitely did a lot of foreign aid work (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ann_Dunham#Professional_life), so if she was a CIA operative, she was in a great position. You know what, I'm just going to believe that's true too, it makes our government seem very competent and far-sighted.
This is awesome.
I have no choice but to endorse this worldview.
Plus it plays into one of my favorite things about Discordia. Namely popularizing nutball conspiracy theories well enough that they grow legs and run for the hills all on their own. :fnord:
Quote from: Cramulus on January 05, 2012, 05:31:43 PM
It's not unbelievable that a young Barack Obama was enrolled in a three week factual program about mars.
It's not unbelievable that during the cold war, we had ridiculous government jobs, like Remote Viewing, intended to freak out and waste the money of the Soviets. (btw - great movie on the topic: Men Who Stare At Goats)
So these two MK-ULTRA guinea pigs go on a remote viewing mission to mars, where they expect to see other people from their factual mars class. And, while likely immersed in an isolation tank with ping-pong balls taped over their eyes, they think they saw their buddy Barry. IT'S TOO PERFECT TO BE FALSE.
I'm also amused by the OP's that Ann Dunham worked for the CIA. She definitely did a lot of foreign aid work (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ann_Dunham#Professional_life), so if she was a CIA operative, she was in a great position. You know what, I'm just going to believe that's true too, it makes our government seem very competent and far-sighted.
Sadly, the truth is even more awful than that.
The CIA found out the KGB was running similar experiments and so decided they could have some validity, and that a "psychic gap" may develop between the superpowers.
Given the CIA attitude to LSD, they were likely tripping balls when they came up with the policy, which explains a lot.
But it gets even stranger, because the CIA first of all went to a lot of Scientologists to run their paranormal programs (Inigo Swann, for example), and secondly because the programs in question developed weird overlaps and parallels with MK-Ultra and the CIA's in-depth studies of religious groups and communities.
Nevertheless, they didn't see it as wasting money, because they really believed it might work. That said, the above scenario is so close to the probable reality as to be convincing.
I suggest this was a West coast false flag operation, to detract from what was going on at Montauk.
http://www.world-famous.com/MontaukStuff/Montauk-Project-V1.html
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Y'know what? If Cain assures us that Obama has a holiday house on mars, then Obama has a holiday house on mars and I don't care what any of you say.
that is such a crazy string of facts
Where did we hear about his trip to Pakistan in 81? Is that also in Time?
Man, it would be the most sublime irony if it turned out the birthers had a point. But I guess the story here is that he's maybe a CIA operative, not a secret kenyan.
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Hmmm. Intriguing.
Whoa, interesting!
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What implications that I'm not thinking of might this have?
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He didn't go to Marsm he came from Mars but got a forged birth certificate so it would look like he was born in the United States
This is going to end well.
I can sense it.
...Where'd all the text in his (Cain's) posts go? Who removed it? It doesn't look like he did. I avoid necroposting, but this thread's a bit funky. Any insight?
(http://www.quickmeme.com/img/cb/cb2f994b1fc25f0beb20a0ec3884367e801aa5e9f48da6a3f15d91a3ef468b97.jpg)
Cain encrypts his most secret posts. You need a special browser extension to read them. The download link becomes available once you win at Candy Crush.
Oh, you guuyyyyys.
Anyone feeling like we've seen this before?
What, you being a bitch? Whatever, I'm out.
Quote from: Ⅎuᴉzz on February 19, 2015, 10:40:09 AM
What, you being a bitch? Whatever, I'm out.
If only that was likely true. And if you want to cry bitch @ folks fine, but all you're mucking about being an uninteresting snore-troll.
Zzzzz, punkass, zzZZz
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 19, 2015, 03:09:15 AM
Anyone feeling like we've seen this before?
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BV6BmZLCEAM-x5W.jpg)