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WHY WOULD YOU EVEN CARE?

WE CARE BECAUSE WE WANT TO GIVE YOU EXACTLY WHAT YOU ARE ASKING FOR.  WE CARE BECAUSE WE TAKE PRIDE IN A JOB WELL DONE.  WE CARE SO WE CAN KNOW HOW TO BE DIFFERENT THAN YOU, SO AS NOT TO CONFORM.  WE CARE BECAUSE WE ARE PROFESSIONALS.

WHAT IS IT YOU THINK IM ASKING FOR?

I DONT KNOW BUT I SEEM TO RECALL POLITELY ASKING YOU TO STOP SHOUTING.

TURN THE CAPS LOCK OFF. SERIOUSLY.

One of us has to do it, and it looks like it gets to be me, since I'm the nice one.

Look, nitwit...  if you're going to come in here waving your e-peen and trying to look impressive, at least try to make it interesting.  So far, there's nothing here I haven't seen before, and I'm still fairly new (which explains my kind and gentle manner).  

It's been a slow week, so you may be batted around for awhile, but, really, you aren't going to impress anybody acting like a complete idiot.  You aren't even annoying...  

Pull your head out of your ass, act like a biped, and this is an awesome place to be.  Or, keep screeching like a monkey.  Your choice.

Bear in mind he's a high-schooler. An anarcho-punk in Georgia.

I am happy to give him some room to learn the ropes.

WAIT HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH ABOUT ME?

There is a vetting procedure before you can even join.

Don't worry, you passed the first phase.

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? I MEAN I CAN UNDERSTAND WHY YOU KNOW WHERE I AM BUT HOW DO YOU KNOW IM AN ANARCHO-PUNK?

Because, Payne is the 5th member of the Illuminati.

One of us has to do it, and it looks like it gets to be me, since I'm the nice one.

Look, nitwit...  if you're going to come in here waving your e-peen and trying to look impressive, at least try to make it interesting.  So far, there's nothing here I haven't seen before, and I'm still fairly new (which explains my kind and gentle manner).  

It's been a slow week, so you may be batted around for awhile, but, really, you aren't going to impress anybody acting like a complete idiot.  You aren't even annoying...  

Pull your head out of your ass, act like a biped, and this is an awesome place to be.  Or, keep screeching like a monkey.  Your choice.

DO YOU THINK IVE COME TO IMPRESS ANYONE? IVE COME TO LEARN, AND IF I BORE YOU, WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE? IF IM WRONG, WHY NOT TRY AND TEACH ME. HELL I JUST FOUND OUT ABOUT DISCORDIANISM THREE MONTHS AGO. IM OPEN TO LEARN, BUT I DONT REPRESENT YOU OR WISH TO MAKE YOU HAPPY WITH ME. I JUST WANT TO LEARN FROM MORE THEN A BOOK, I WANTED TO LEARN FROM THE PEOPLE WHO WERE MAKING ALL OF THIS REAL.

HEY COULD YOU PLEASE STOP SHOUTING?

One of us has to do it, and it looks like it gets to be me, since I'm the nice one.

Look, nitwit...  if you're going to come in here waving your e-peen and trying to look impressive, at least try to make it interesting.  So far, there's nothing here I haven't seen before, and I'm still fairly new (which explains my kind and gentle manner).  

It's been a slow week, so you may be batted around for awhile, but, really, you aren't going to impress anybody acting like a complete idiot.  You aren't even annoying...  

Pull your head out of your ass, act like a biped, and this is an awesome place to be.  Or, keep screeching like a monkey.  Your choice.

Proofreading him is more entertaining than the actual content.

But, he won't learn. I doubt he's capable.

Oops, I mean

BUT HE WONT LEARN I DOUBT HES CAPABLE


ETA:

Oh. He's an anarcho-punk high-schooler from Georgia.

All three of those explain a lot. Have at it, Payne.

OF COURSE YOU CAN, THAT'S THE FUN IN BEING INDIVIDUALS.

Individuals?  Who?  We're a hive mind here.  Ask around.

IM SURE YOU CAN SEE THAT SO FAR MY MIND IS NOT IN AGREEANCE TO SOME OF THOSE HERE.

I've yet to see evidence of a functioning mind.

I CAN DARE TO REALIZE THAT A MAN WHO IS WILLING TO BE IN CONTRAST TO HIS OWN PEERS LETS HIS MIND FUNCTION FREELY AND ONLY FOR HIMSELF.

Please to note that Caps Lock isn't helping you make your point at all.

I THOUGHT YOU REALIZED THERE IS NO REASON FOR ANYTHING I DO.

Then you have answered for yourself the question you posed earlier.

What you are here for.

Nothing.

AND THATS THE POINT IVE CREATED SELF PARADOX

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Self-paradox

OF COURSE YOU CAN, THAT'S THE FUN IN BEING INDIVIDUALS.

Individuals?  Who?  We're a hive mind here.  Ask around.

IM SURE YOU CAN SEE THAT SO FAR MY MIND IS NOT IN AGREEANCE TO SOME OF THOSE HERE.

I've yet to see evidence of a functioning mind.

I CAN DARE TO REALIZE THAT A MAN WHO IS WILLING TO BE IN CONTRAST TO HIS OWN PEERS LETS HIS MIND FUNCTION FREELY AND ONLY FOR HIMSELF.

Please to note that Caps Lock isn't helping you make your point at all.

I THOUGHT YOU REALIZED THERE IS NO REASON FOR ANYTHING I DO.

Indeed.

But still, less caps lock would be gratifying for us mere mortals who are not as free or wise as you.

IT'S A COMPUTER TEXT IS TEXT. JUST BE LOOSE WITH IT. DONT GET EASILY IRRITATED BY SOMETHING SO SECONDARY.

I'm not irritated at all. I pinky-ride the shift key all night long baby.

However a number of people refuse to read ALL CAPS text here.

You DO want people to actually read what you write, yes?

YES, BUT AS IVE ALWAYS SAID "IF IM NOT PISSING PEOPLE OFF, IM NOT DOING IT RIGHT." YOU SEE PEOPLE LOVE SOMETHING TO COMPLAIN ABOUT THE SMALLEST OF DISRUPTION IN ANY COLLECTIVE OR GROUP WILL CAUSE A CLASH. AND THATS THE POINT. THE REAL QUESTION IS, DO YOU WANT TO READ THIS? DO YOU EVEN WANT TO OVERSEE MY SPIRITUAL EDUCATION?

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OF COURSE YOU CAN, THAT'S THE FUN IN BEING INDIVIDUALS.

Individuals?  Who?  We're a hive mind here.  Ask around.

IM SURE YOU CAN SEE THAT SO FAR MY MIND IS NOT IN AGREEANCE TO SOME OF THOSE HERE.

I've yet to see evidence of a functioning mind.

I CAN DARE TO REALIZE THAT A MAN WHO IS WILLING TO BE IN CONTRAST TO HIS OWN PEERS LETS HIS MIND FUNCTION FREELY AND ONLY FOR HIMSELF.

Please to note that Caps Lock isn't helping you make your point at all.

I THOUGHT YOU REALIZED THERE IS NO REASON FOR ANYTHING I DO.

Indeed.

But still, less caps lock would be gratifying for us mere mortals who are not as free or wise as you.

IT'S A COMPUTER TEXT IS TEXT. JUST BE LOOSE WITH IT. DONT GET EASILY IRRITATED BY SOMETHING SO SECONDARY.

Don't

OF COURSE YOU CAN, THAT'S THE FUN IN BEING INDIVIDUALS.

Individuals?  Who?  We're a hive mind here.  Ask around.

After all the money we spent on Laz0rs and Kool Aid, we forgot to advertise that we are in fact a collective under the control of a charismatic and evil manipulator.

Dammit Dok.

TGRR wouldn't have let this shit happen.

MANIPULATOR? SIR THERE IS NO TYRANNY IN THE STATE OF CONFUSION

I manipulate myself on a regular basis, heathen!

Also this isn't a state of confusion, THIS! IS! DISCORDIA! (Wear a hat)

ARE YOU SO SURE BECAUSE THESE ARE THE WORDS OF ERIS HER SELF.

We don't let Eris in here, not since we purged all the Orthodox Discordians back in '09.

THEN WHAT THE HELL ARE WE HERE FOR? WE ARE A HANDFUL OF FANTASTIC INDIVIDUALS WILLING TO SEPERATE OURSELVES FROM A WORLD OF CONTROL AND ORGANIZATION. IF DISCORDIA IS NOT OF ERIS, THEN HOW ARE WE TO GROW IN OUR BELIEFS?

You don't need a godhead for that.

Though if you really really want one, I do a great Odin impression. And Dok Howl as got the entire Mexica Pantheon down pat.

I WILL SAY THIS MUCH YOU PEOPLE ARE ALOT OF FUN HA HA

A lot

OF COURSE YOU CAN, THAT'S THE FUN IN BEING INDIVIDUALS.

Individuals?  Who?  We're a hive mind here.  Ask around.

IM SURE YOU CAN SEE THAT SO FAR MY MIND IS NOT IN AGREEANCE TO SOME OF THOSE HERE.

I've yet to see evidence of a functioning mind.

I CAN DARE TO REALIZE THAT A MAN WHO IS WILLING TO BE IN CONTRAST TO HIS OWN PEERS LETS HIS MIND FUNCTION FREELY AND ONLY FOR HIMSELF.

Please to note that Caps Lock isn't helping you make your point at all.

I THOUGHT YOU REALIZED THERE IS NO REASON FOR ANYTHING I DO.

Then you have answered for yourself the question you posed earlier.

What you are here for.

Nothing.

OF COURSE YOU CAN, THAT'S THE FUN IN BEING INDIVIDUALS.

Individuals?  Who?  We're a hive mind here.  Ask around.

IM SURE YOU CAN SEE THAT SO FAR MY MIND IS NOT IN AGREEANCE TO SOME OF THOSE HERE.

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DO BLAME ME FOR RULES NOT ESTABLISHED.
I'M ONLY HERE TO PURPOSLY CONDRADICT MYSELF!

Purposely.

How I miss this?

I like bottoms up week too

What the hell is up with these noobs lately?

Cant see on phone but isnt that how it always goes? I hate that. They always work up to it too.