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Alec, Drake, Dexter, Alexander ( call him Lex or Xander when he's older, depending on personality), DeLeon, Victor, Vincent, Lars, Malcolm, Perseus...

Also I second the notion of Javier, I've never met a Javi that wasn't charming as hell either.

There may or may not be some interesting signs posted around a small town somewhere in the northeastern US.

Also,

Wow.

Just, wow.

I think I've found one who's trainable.

Oh, I can stay out as late as I want, and go anywhere I want.

Provided I'm with people she sees as "credible".

Which precludes all of my friends that are into this sort of "fun".

I was gone for an afternoon once (she didn't find my note) and she rounded up a bunch of yahoos to act as a "search party" when all I'd done was go to the store and spent the afternoon with a friend drinking coffee and watching DVDs at her house. I got in trouble because she didn't see the note I'd stuck on the front door, which doesn't strike me as something I should be blamed for.

That, and a lot of things I will not detail publicly, involving actions meant to shame and demean me.

Something like that.

It's more that I've been itching to commit some massive asshattery for a very long time, and this provides a perfect opportunity. I hate this place, and most of the people in it, so asshattery there shall be.

She's 56.

Also, I fully intend to have as little to do with her as is possible, there have been injustices committed, to say the least.

I'm thinking of something involving lots of rainbow confetti, glue, and... well, the precise target has yet to be determined.

I will celebrate with a "grand finale" that will have my town talking for months.

Also, I am fond of the term "achalasiac". Google it.

I've tried "poomp", and she's decided that she'll dock my allowance if she hears me swearing, or hears any swearwords in my music.

*snarls, paces in cage*

I agree with teh Beemer, freedom is not an object, to be given and taken away, it's something everyone has, even if they have no idea how to use it.

Bullpoopoo.

Freedom is something you sieze.  And you give the people you're siezing it from a fucking rupture. 

Mm. I suppose that's exactly what I'm doing IRL, now that I think about it. I'm daydreaming about cussing out my mom who doesn't even let me use the word "poop" as an expletive.

I agree with teh Beemer, freedom is not an object, to be given and taken away, it's something everyone has, even if they have no idea how to use it.

I have the freedom to decide what I want to eat out of the fridge, I have the freedom to decide what occupation I am best suited to, I have the freedom to decide where I live and with whom, or I could decide to stay living with Mom until I get a Klingon costume and go with it. My choices, all. I am free to make all these decisions, and I will, because I can.

FRESH!
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Sooo fucking yoinked!

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lol, no exit

Escher, nice.

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Of course not. Whats life without work?

Disneyland.

Well, I've been to Disneyworld.

It wasn't that great. I got a nifty hat, though! :-D