I swore I'd be an absentee slumlord for the rest of time but some of you assholes can't stop getting banned on FB and my life is duller without you, so here we are.
By "some of you assholes" I mean YUO, Dok.
Oh no, it was me. I've been periodically invoking your name for years now, out of fucking spite. You call this slumlording a place? You didn't even hire a "maintenance" guy who seems to only use his keys to steal our soda. AND the air conditioning still works. Honestly, I'd think you had actually hired caretakers who believe in the decency and survivability of these forums if I didn't know everyone around here had long ago stopped believing in anything but The End, With A Smile.
Disgusting, really.
(Welcome back!)
Quote from: The Mgt on October 22, 2022, 04:22:04 PM
I swore I'd be an absentee slumlord for the rest of time but some of you assholes can't stop getting banned on FB and my life is duller without you, so here we are.
By "some of you assholes" I mean YUO, Dok.
Look.
It's not our fault that Facebook isn't serious about having a good time.
Quote from: Suu on October 23, 2022, 03:08:20 AM
Quote from: The Mgt on October 22, 2022, 04:22:04 PM
I swore I'd be an absentee slumlord for the rest of time but some of you assholes can't stop getting banned on FB and my life is duller without you, so here we are.
By "some of you assholes" I mean YUO, Dok.
Look.
It's not our fault that Facebook isn't serious about having a good time.
At least they had the decency to make a clean break with Dok.
They're just FUCKING with you. Nobody would blame you for Mysticwicksing FB.
Quote from: The Mgt on October 22, 2022, 04:22:04 PM
I swore I'd be an absentee slumlord for the rest of time but some of you assholes can't stop getting banned on FB and my life is duller without you, so here we are.
By "some of you assholes" I mean YUO, Dok.
LOL, there was an impulse control failure involving Christian Nationalists and Dutch scat porn.
All the years I've been on fb and I missed it.
My life there is wasted. But I knew that.
Quote from: The Mgt on October 23, 2022, 03:54:39 AM
Quote from: Suu on October 23, 2022, 03:08:20 AM
Quote from: The Mgt on October 22, 2022, 04:22:04 PM
I swore I'd be an absentee slumlord for the rest of time but some of you assholes can't stop getting banned on FB and my life is duller without you, so here we are.
By "some of you assholes" I mean YUO, Dok.
Look.
It's not our fault that Facebook isn't serious about having a good time.
At least they had the decency to make a clean break with Dok.
They're just FUCKING with you. Nobody would blame you for Mysticwicksing FB.
If HIMEOBS were real, we could call in an orbital bombardment.
Oh, and while you're here, MGT, I have a complaint.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on November 11, 2022, 03:39:58 PM
Oh, and while you're here, MGT, I have a complaint.
I have an entire litany of them, starting with my admittedly wise decision to scramble the other account years ago. But for the sake of decency and brevity, you should go first.
Quote from: The Mgt on November 13, 2022, 08:41:08 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on November 11, 2022, 03:39:58 PM
Oh, and while you're here, MGT, I have a complaint.
I have an entire litany of them, starting with my admittedly wise decision to scramble the other account years ago. But for the sake of decency and brevity, you should go first.
Twid never finished his Waffles comes to America story.
:argh!:
I don't like my prophecy. I gather it's not the kind of thing one asks for a do-over of, and that's fine, but I would appreciate some clarification.
How, exactly, are you defining being at the peak of one's profession?
Quote from: The Mgt on November 20, 2022, 01:21:22 AM
I don't like my prophecy. I gather it's not the kind of thing one asks for a do-over of, and that's fine, but I would appreciate some clarification.
How, exactly, are you defining being at the peak of one's profession?
Um.
Successfully being a chef on a cockleshell in the North Atlantic. The ocean is not safe. Cooking is
definitely not safe. You managed to do both.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on November 22, 2022, 12:10:12 AM
Quote from: The Mgt on November 20, 2022, 01:21:22 AM
I don't like my prophecy. I gather it's not the kind of thing one asks for a do-over of, and that's fine, but I would appreciate some clarification.
How, exactly, are you defining being at the peak of one's profession?
Um.
Successfully being a chef on a cockleshell in the North Atlantic. The ocean is not safe. Cooking is definitely not safe. You managed to do both.
I find that greatly relieving. My only concern is that I am NO LONGER at the peak of my profession.
As for Twid, I'll send a message.
Like an actual message, not a kneecapping or a bastinado. I like Twid.
Quote from: The Mgt on November 24, 2022, 05:56:27 PM
As for Twid, I'll send a message.
Like an actual message, not a kneecapping or a bastinado. I like Twid.
So do I, but you gotta be firm. Spare the rod, spoil the bog-hopper.
Quote from: The Mgt on November 24, 2022, 05:55:16 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on November 22, 2022, 12:10:12 AM
Quote from: The Mgt on November 20, 2022, 01:21:22 AM
I don't like my prophecy. I gather it's not the kind of thing one asks for a do-over of, and that's fine, but I would appreciate some clarification.
How, exactly, are you defining being at the peak of one's profession?
Um.
Successfully being a chef on a cockleshell in the North Atlantic. The ocean is not safe. Cooking is definitely not safe. You managed to do both.
I find that greatly relieving. My only concern is that I am NO LONGER at the peak of my profession.
I fear I may have spoken too soon.
Whatever the "it" is that was prophesied may be imminent. I should take a moment to apologize to literally everyone, but I won't.
who do I talk to about getting a cocktail around here
Quote from: The Mgt on March 28, 2023, 03:30:29 AM
I should take a moment to apologize to literally everyone, but I won't.
I haven't the foggiest idea what we're talking about, but I consider it bad form to apologize for anything you've done intentionally.
Quote from: chaotic neutral observer on March 29, 2023, 02:00:46 AM
Quote from: The Mgt on March 28, 2023, 03:30:29 AM
I should take a moment to apologize to literally everyone, but I won't.
I haven't the foggiest idea what we're talking about, but I consider it bad form to apologize for anything you've done intentionally.
When The Mgt apologizes, The Mgt is saying he's gonna do it again.