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#61
Quote from: Cain on June 10, 2016, 05:38:30 PM
Grade confirmed today as a 2:1.  I'm OK with that.

I had to look up the UK grading system, but nice work!
#62
I got an interview with the biggest software company in the city.

#63
Literate Chaotic / Re: Five word horror
May 27, 2016, 06:54:32 AM
Still had to pay child-support.
#64
Literate Chaotic / Re: Five word horror
May 27, 2016, 06:45:16 AM
He vomited into her vagina.
#65
Literate Chaotic / Re: Five word horror
May 27, 2016, 06:44:46 AM
She convulsed, screaming, profoundly orgasming.
#66
Literate Chaotic / Re: Five word horror
May 27, 2016, 06:32:20 AM
It wriggled inside her bellybutton.
#67
Literate Chaotic / Re: Five word horror
May 27, 2016, 06:29:49 AM
Alarmed, he withdrew, coming everywhere.
#68
Literate Chaotic / Re: Five word horror
May 27, 2016, 06:26:41 AM
Viciously, it bit her cervix.
#69
Literate Chaotic / Re: Five word horror
May 27, 2016, 06:24:41 AM
It flitted out the urethra.
#70


Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on May 16, 2016, 06:25:35 PM
Quote from: N E T on May 16, 2016, 03:59:30 AM
My contract is just about over and I don't have another job lined up.

In the eloquent words of Reggie Watts, "Ficketty fuck. Ficketty fuck. Ficketty fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck."

I can now design, develop, and deploy full stack web apps though. And I've got a few promising leads, but still....

:cpd:

I'm going to get into bots pretty soon, applied to my own company but it looks like that one's ripe pickings for consultancy if that's your bag. All the big players have bot projects in the pipeline and (unlike wi the internet) we have the infrastructure here already and everyone is already connected to so there's no technological barriers to adoption like last time round.

If I was looking to freelance, I'd be getting in early and trying to get a couple of projects under my belt, targeting businesses and hooking a bot into their booking/ordering/erp/whatever system. The use cases as far as I can see are damn near any scenario which currently benefits from having a computer system in the first place.

As Kevin Kelly said - "Take X and add AI"


Are there any Python bot frameworks that you'd recommend looking into?
#71
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on May 24, 2016, 12:06:14 PM
I got dumped (not the husband). I've never gotten dumped before. This sucks and I hate it.

Ah, the story of my life. Sorry to hear that you're one of us now.

#72
My contract is just about over and I don't have another job lined up.

In the eloquent words of Reggie Watts, "Ficketty fuck. Ficketty fuck. Ficketty fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck."

I can now design, develop, and deploy full stack web apps though. And I've got a few promising leads, but still....

:cpd:
#73
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 15, 2016, 11:56:49 PM
I am suffering from a valium and bourbon hangover.  Everyone please die.  And if you love me, you'll do it quietly.

That sounds nice.
#74
Literate Chaotic / Re: Five word horror
May 16, 2016, 02:57:55 AM
Like tapeworms, but in penises.
#75
Quote from: LMNO on April 29, 2016, 07:50:55 PM
I feel if Bernie were really sincere about a "revolution", he would immediately pivot his current momentum into changing the makeup of the House and Senate, where an influx of leather-leaning politicians would begin forming a base to a more liberal government.

That's how I misread that.

But it's also a really good point. I was hoping that if he won, he would get people involved not just with scrutinizing their Congresscritters, but also their local elections as well.