Hear Ye, Hear Ye, the Oracle Speaks!
A cool evening breeze swept over the village of Discordia, sending the grass swaying and the hem of ThatGreenGentleman's dress fluttering. She hummed as she made her way up the hill, skipping along the well-worn path and and stopping every now and then to pick flowers. In her hand she carried a basket of bread, a gift from her parents. She was to deliver it to Old Man Howl, who lived in his laboratory on the top of the hill. Flashes of light and the occasional insane laughter were known to burst from the house in the middle of the night, and most of the residents of Discordia thought Howl to be quite insane. The Green Gentleman didn't mind him though... he always told her stories about the awful desert he had escaped from, of the Lost Highway and annoying assistants and the horrible Machine.
She knocked on the door, once. Twice. No-one answered, so she knocked again, louder this time.
TheGreenGentleman pushed open the door, and stepped inside nervously. The house was completely silent. The only light came from cracks in the ceiling and from the door behind her; darkness hung in the air like a thick fog.
"Mr. Howl? Are you here?" Nothing.
TheGreenGentleman fumbles over to a windows, grabbing one of the dusty curtains and coughing from the dust. She pulled the curtain back, and light shone into the room.
"That should help," she muttered as she dusted her hands off. She turned around...
Her shill scream could be heard all throughout the village.
The villagers gathered outside Doktor Howl's house, and Mistress Freeky held the sobbing GreenGentleman in her arms. The girl's face was white with shock, and her lips were sealed tight with fear. She answered no questions, would listen to no-one, and refused to so much as look at the old wooden house.
The decision was made to enter the house, with Annabel and the Oracle taking the lead. The door creaked open, and the flickering light from Annabel's lantern revealed what had nearly frightened the life out of ThatGreenGentleman.
Doktor Howl's mutilated corpse lay on his own operating table, his intestines ripped out with less-than-surgical precision. Dried blood was encrusted on his delicate scientific instruments, and his eyeballs had been pulled out and stuffed back into their sockets backwards. The entire scene was something out of a macabre horror story, a nightmare made reality.
"Who... or what did this?" Annabel's voice was unsteady as he fought to contain his rising nausea. "What kind of sick creature could do this? A bear?"
The Oracle came forward, determination written large on his face. "No," he said, "Not a bear."
He crouched down beside the operating table, and Annabel passed his lantern down. "There's only one creature capable of this kind of murder, " the Oracle said. He traced a long, deep gouge in the wall, running the length of it with his finger... it was easily an inch deep.
"Werewolf."
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Werewolf II has begun.
Player List
1. Annabel the Destroyer The Psychic saw it coming but was powerless to alter his own fate, despite the power he had over the fate of others. Lulz were had by all.
2. FP Wolf Fenrir
3. Iason Ouabouche
4. NotPublished
5. Lysergic Wolf Fenrir got the drop on him
6. LMNO
7. Gin
8. Pariarrhea
9. Hoopla
10. Mistress Freeky
11. Fred Wolf Angau caught her out late
12. BDS
13. Dr. James Semaj Wolf Doohan
14. CAPTAIN CHAOS Wolf Doohan doesn't like superheroes
15. Rumckle
16. ThatGreenGentleman
17. Sigmatic
18. Chief Uwachiquen
Players who die will be crossed off the list and colour-coded (green for a lynched person, red for a 'wolfed' person, and purple for a dead wolf.
Rules
(Read these)
There are three werewolves:
Wolf Fenrir
Wolf Angau
Wolf Doohan
The game is divided into "day" and "night" cycles, which are usually 24 hours each. The extended days are so that members from different timezones can participate equally.
Villagers
For the Villagers, the aim is to kill all the Wolves. At the outset of the game, the Villagers do not know who the Wolves are; it is up to them to figure it out.
The Villagers can vote to 'lynch' someone they suspect of being a wolf during the day cycle of the game. To do so, they must secure a certain number of votes (50% - 60%, the exact number will be declared at the beginning of the day). Wolves can participate in the discussion and vote as well, because the villager don't know who they are. People who have already died in the course of the game are not allowed to talk during the day (only during the night), and hence cannot vote.
The Psychic is on the side of the Villagers; he/she gets one chance each night to make a guess and find out whether or not someone is a Wolf. The Psychic sends me a PM, and I tell him/her whether or not that player is a wolf. What the Psychic does with that information is completely up to them.
An important note as well: If the villagers win, ALL of the villagers win (including the dead ones). Because dead villagers (and wolves) can post during the night, being killed does not necessarily mean the game is over for you.
Wolves
The Wolves win when they have reduced the villagers down to a 2:1 ratio. Once this ratio is reached, the wolves will overrun the town and kill all remaining villagers. This means that if all three wolves are alive, they will win when only 6 villagers remain (9 people total).
Unlike the villagers, each Wolf knows who the other Wolves is. Every night, a Wolf can send me a PM telling me who they want to kill, and then that person will be killed. The Wolves take it in turns: Wolf Fenrir the first night, Wolf Angau the second, and Wolf Doohan the third. On the fourth night, it is Wolf Fenrir's turn again. If a wolf dies, the wolves do not lose a turn. The following morning, I will reveal who was killed.
Also, these are important:
-Make it very clear who you are voting to lynch. In order to count, a vote must be stated as follows:
"I vote to lynch [NAME]". You must have the phrase "I vote to lynch", otherwise it could be construed as a suggestion or something. When voting, add a running total so that keeping track of votes is easier.
"I vote to lynch [Player A].
[Player A]: 1"
You can change your vote, but please keep the running total up to date.
-Dead people (villagers AND wolves) can talk during the night, but ONLY at night.
-Wolves cannot disclose who their partner is, even once they're dead.
-Only players can post in this thread.
It is now night. Wolf Fenrir, please send me your kill. Psychic, send me a guess.
Really nice intro, Remington.
Yeah.
You crazy bastards better not touch mah cats! :argh!:
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*giraffe*
I'm not dropping out of the game, but I probably won't be on much for a few days. I'm getting whatever my monkey has, which is vomiting/the shits. Just thought I'd mention it. :|
Wow. Too bad Doc Howl bought it. His mad science might have helped us against the wolves.
That's exactly something a wolf would say, lynch him!
VAMPIRE
[mindless paranoia]Rumckle is a little too defensive for my liking[/mindless paranoia]
:scared:
Anyone of you could be the wolf!
Come over here child, AHEE-HEE
QuoteThat's exactly something a wolf would say, lynch him!
That didn't take long.
I say we just kill everyone in the village with a nuke.
It's the only way to be 100% sure.
Why can't you share your bed? The most loving thing to do is to share your bed with someone. It's very charming. It's very sweet. It's what the whole world should do.
Okay, this time around, let's think carefully before we lynch some poor bastard. Remember, every wrongful lynching is a victory for the fucking wolves.
Quote from: Pariarrhea on February 17, 2010, 01:24:30 AM
I say we just kill everyone in the village with a nuke.
It's the only way to be 100% sure.
But aren't werewolves able to survive nuclear blasts.
I'm on to you Pariarrhea :argh!:
One of those wolves is a mean motherfucker if the first person s/he killed was the mad scientist. I say we press the traumatized daughter for information. (joking)
Naw. Good point. I wonder what the Green Gentleman can tell us?
In case anyone was wondering, I am a werewolf.
LMNO
-what the fuck is he up to?
Oh. Okay. Um. I guess we should lynch you then. Uh, thanks for giving yourself up...
Dr. James Semaj
smells a trap
I vote to lynch everyone.
:omg:
WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!
I say we put everyone in chains, and designate one person to hold the key, but then drug them overnight so that if they are one of the werewolves, then they can't kill us all. When one of the werewolves change, we'd be able to identify them, and plus - they couldn't do any damage. When the person with the key wakes up in the morning, they then unlock everyone but the werewolf, who would be ripe for the lynching.
YOURE JUST SAYING THAT CAUSE YOU ARE A WEREWOLF AND YOU DONT WANT US TO BE ABLE TO RUN!
Drat - my cunning plan was discovered! Hmm, are things like that allowed anyway, Remington? I didn't see anything specifically against stuff like that in the rules.
Quote from: FP on February 17, 2010, 06:54:28 AM
Drat - my cunning plan was discovered! Hmm, are things like that allowed anyway, Remington? I didn't see anything specifically against stuff like that in the rules.
Nope, sorry. It would kind of ruin the game :)
Werewolves murder at night, villagers lynch during the day. That's how it goes.
So, we can't affect the narrative, other than to choose someone to kill?
Like, we can't tell everyone to wear a silver necklace, and then look for burn marks the next day?
Not that I would ever wear silver, mind you; it's just tacky.
Lynch LMNO.
Quote from: Hoopla on February 17, 2010, 02:05:50 PM
Lynch LMNO.
You're only saying that because I'm a werewolf.
I say we vote to lynch anyone who doesn't like cats, because werewolves = dogs = don't like cats!
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I say we just give peace a chance.
The wolves all already know who they are, right?
BDS,
Is he bluffing?
Hell, you know what, I'll just get things moving. Since LMNO says he's a werewolf, I vote that we lynch him. Cause I believe him.
But, it's night.... :lulz:
No dont you see! LMNO is only saying he is a werewolf cause he isn't a werewolf! Its reverse psychology.
Cause I'm a werewolf to!
QuoteBut, it's night.... lol
But Doc Howl was killed. That means its time to find someone to lynch, right?
Not for like another 14 hours?
Also, your mother's a werewolf.
I see your one of them psychic type things...
Yup, you're right. My bad. I'll vote to lynch LMNO in the morning.
AVENGE DOK HOWL, AVENGE DOK HOWL! RAH RAH RAH!
Now I'm the only doctor here. And I need a potion to go mad.
WE'RE ALL FUCKED
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:omg:
Pretty much.
:aww:
Dammit BDS, I'm a doctor, not an optimist.
I think I need more silver bullets, in that case.
Urgh. I so don't want to be another Jon'nyx. So please bear with me.
I got a PM from one of the players here, claiming to be the psychic, asking not to be revealed. But they also told me to pass on the result of their first guess. My problem now is that if I do pass it on, then I become a target, and if I just quietly ignore it because I don't want the drama, then I become a target in their eyes, wasting their vote. And if it's really a werewolf just fucking with me, then I'm fucked every which way anyway.
It confuses the heck out of me, so I'm just going to take the cowardly way out and let the village decide what I should do, but I'm not going to release the psychics name, even under secrecy of PM, so please don't ask - unless they want to reveal themselves, at which point I will confirm it.
:?
Well, was the guess correct or incorrect?
I have no idea.
Wait ... this either suggests FP is attempting to brain-fuck with us, or he's telling the truth.
How hard is it to make up a PM from Remington? How hard is it to feign confusement? Why am I asking these questions????
Quote from: RemingtonYou have been chosen as the psychic.
But you said he told you the result of his guess. Or am I mistaken, again?
Aw crap. So wait, if I vote to lynch the person who PM'd me, does that count as revealing their identity? I'm so screwed :lulz:
Quote from: Dr. James Semaj on February 17, 2010, 09:54:11 PM
But you said he told you the result of his guess. Or am I mistaken, again?
Yeah, he said that Lys wasn't a werewolf. Doesn't matter now I guess.
Could be. What doth Remington say?
QuoteDoesn't matter now I guess.
Could be fucking with you. Who knows?
Quote from: NotPublished on February 17, 2010, 09:51:34 PMHow hard is it to make up a PM from Remington?
as an admin, and the board's codemonkey i can tell you that this is nearly impossible.
Quote from: NotPublished on February 17, 2010, 09:51:34 PM
Wait ... this either suggests FP is attempting to brain-fuck with us, or he's telling the truth.
How hard is it to make up a PM from Remington? How hard is it to feign confusement? Why am I asking these questions????
Quote from: RemingtonYou have been chosen as the psychic.
Wait a minute! Doesn't that make you the next target for the werewolves?
FP - Yes but don't you get it?
Its possible you've fallen into the trap and are trusting some identity which you possibly should not - it is possibly he's backing up Lys for being a werewolf and ensuring that by planting the seeds of doubt they'll be able to work their magic and kill the right people off.
Quote from: Triple Zero on February 17, 2010, 09:59:46 PM
Quote from: NotPublished on February 17, 2010, 09:51:34 PMHow hard is it to make up a PM from Remington?
as an admin, and the board's codemonkey i can tell you that this is nearly impossible.
But how hard is it to foward another user a message saying its the authentic from Remington, but its only something made up. How are they to know you honestly recieved a msg from Mr Remington. See where I am getting at?
plus, if possible, only an admin could do it, and it would totally be cheating. and knowing our admin team, they wouldnt do that.
..
reading the last post, of course making up a quote is easy as fuck and anyone could do it.
Oh shit. That's not good.
Quote from: your momQuotes can be faked, but that's about it
[quote="your mom"]Quotes can be faked, but that's about it[/quote]
Quote from: NotPublished on February 17, 2010, 10:02:16 PM
FP - Yes but don't you get it?
Its possible you've fallen into the trap and are trusting some identity which you possibly should not - it is possibly he's backing up Lys for being a werewolf and ensuring that by planting the seeds of doubt they'll be able to work their magic and kill the right people off.
:asplode:
Paranoia overload. It's a killer.
Quote from: NotPublished on February 17, 2010, 10:02:16 PM
FP - Yes but don't you get it?
Its possible you've fallen into the trap and are trusting some identity which you possibly should not - it is possibly he's backing up Lys for being a werewolf and ensuring that by planting the seeds of doubt they'll be able to work their magic and kill the right people off.
I never said whether it was a he or a she. FYI.
Oh I forget about gender sometimes :(
No big deal. Happens to the best of us.
Hey guys, what's happening? I've been gone for a couple days and just realized that the game had started.
The psychic appears to have been compromised. Aside from that, not much.
Quote from: Dr. James Semaj on February 17, 2010, 11:03:00 PM
The psychic appears to have been compromised. Aside from that, not much.
No hard feelings about getting you lynched?
Oh shit, I didn't notice it had started.
How do I know when it is day?
QuoteHow do I know when it is day?
When someone dies.
QuoteNo hard feelings about getting you lynched?
Naw. I had fun. Even after I died.
Good enough for me!
I'm thinking LMNO is actually a werewolf but I'm a little gun shy from the last game. Anyone want to weigh in?
I don't see any evidence one way or the other.. I'm going to wait at least until I see who gets killed tonight.
As a werewolf I can assure you that LMNO is not a werewolf
There can't be 4 were wolves. One of you is lieing!
We're still waiting for the Wolves to kill someone. But, I was planning on voting for LMNO anyway.
Paria is lying. No werewolf would turn in another werewolf, even if that werewolf already admitted to it.
LMNO must be the psychic! How else could he be so sure about himself?
NP, I only remember two people saying they're werewolves. Who else clamied to be one?
Aye. Only two people claimed to be werewolves.
FP cried wolf! So that counts.
#4 is annoynmous :fnord:
IT'S NP! NP IS THE WOLF! OHNOEZOMGRUNAWAY!
Stay away from my cats, you!
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I got lynched last time because I voiced my suspicions, and we all now how that turned out. Y'know with my head cut off and my later zombification. So maybe crying wolf isn't the best method of picking out suspects.
Quote from: NotPublished on February 18, 2010, 01:13:14 AM
FP cried wolf! So that counts.
Hang on both of you. I didn't cry wolf.
YOU SAID IT! YOU SAID "WOLF!"
Quote from: Dr. James Semaj on February 18, 2010, 01:48:11 AM
I got lynched last time because I voiced my suspicions, and we all now how that turned out. Y'know with my head cut off and my later zombification. So maybe crying wolf isn't the best method of picking out suspects.
Ah, good times. You were the most entertaining, gurgling zombie ever.
Thank you, thank you, I try my best. Had a blast doing it too.
Yeah, you were a good sport about it. :)
Hear Ye, Hear Ye, The Oracle Speaks!
It was midnight, and the idyllic countryside was covered in darkness. Few lights were on, but those that were shone from behind boarded-up windows and locked doors. No-one wanted to be the first victim of the Wolves.
Lysergic lighted his pipe and relaxed back into his chair. He smoked as he read from the pages of Great Expectations: a personal favorite of his. He had boarded his windows and locked the door just like everybody else, but unlike everyone else he was strangely calm. He had always been a fatalist, and if the Universe should happen to decide that his time was up, so be it.
The lantern beside him began to flicker. Lysergic groaned and tried to fan the flame to keep it alive, but no such luck was to be had. The flame went out with a puff of smoke, and darkness instantly covered the house. He swore a mild oath under his breath and looked for some matches in his jacket pocket. He found one, and lit it. The light illuminated the chair and his book, but only just. He reached over the re-light the lantern.
Had Lysergic been more aware of his surroundings, he might have seen the twin pools of light that flickered into being above his head; a pair of eyes from an eldritch nightmare. He didn't.
The intruder released his grip on the ceiling beams, and the bodies of Wolf and Man collided. The lit match dropped to the floor, oblivious to the murder occurring not a foot away. It flickered bravely for a few seconds, before being extinguished by a spreading pool of blood.
Wolf Fenrir has claimed Lysergic as his first victim. 17 players now remain.
It is now day. The villagers have 24 hours to secure a lynch (9 votes required).
Damn, sorry Lysergic. Hopefully you'll enjoy zombie-hood. I figure that LMNO is the obvious choice to lynch here, so I vote we lynch him.
LYSERGIC WAS THE PSYCHIC! I KNOWS IT!
I'm reserving my vote.
How do you know? NP claims he's the psychic.
Um, great.
I vote we lynch LMNO. His admitting to being a werewolf tactic obviously a gambit to avoid being lynched.
Quote from: Dr. James Semaj on February 18, 2010, 02:18:14 AM
How do you know? NP claims he's the psychic.
Wait, does cold reading count?
EDIT: This avatar works great with my last two posts in this thread.
I don't know.
Quote from: Dr. James Semaj on February 18, 2010, 02:18:14 AM
How do you know? NP claims he's the psychic.
He said that the fourth wolf was annonymous :fnord:, actually.
I vote to lynch NP, as such.
Back up, there are four wolves now?
Three wolves, one psychic. Such is custom.
The fourth wolf was a red herring.
So, do we have enough votes to do away with Alphapance?
Don't believe so.
We all know who the wolf is ;)
What? Like, all but two people posting want to off LMNO.
there have only been 2 votes for LMNO so far...
i vote to lynch FP due to his confusing rambling earlier
It has to be nominated properly, I vote to lynch (x) member. I want to see other peoples interaction before I make a full judgement and not waste too many precious turns
Quote from: NotPublished on February 18, 2010, 02:32:50 AM
We all know who the wolf is ;)
PM me? Did I miss something? As far as I can make out, I think at least one of them is LMNO, and I have another hunch but I won't say just yet...
QuoteWe all know who the wolf is wink
Who do you think it is?
FP, BDS or Fred are potentials
Oh and can't ignore LMNO
And of course there's always the ol' Semaj. :lulz:
how about YOU NotPublished
you are more likely then me!
*edit for spelling :D
If we want to lynch LMNO I'd suggest we start pm'ing all the silent players.
Geesh, people. It's LMNO. He just said that he's a werewolf to mess with us.
It's NP, seriously. He said that four people had claimed to be werewolf, when only 2 had, and accused FP of doing it when he never even pointed a finger, and then wouldn't say who the fourth person was when he was called on it.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say it's probably not Semaj, because he seemed apologetic about Lys being whacked.
also, any of you who voted during the "night" it didnt count
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on February 18, 2010, 02:39:07 AM
Geesh, people. It's LMNO. He just said that he's a werewolf to mess with us.
Yeah. A clever gambit, but the timing wasn't right. It would have been more confounding if there was strong suspicion that it was someone else at the time.
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on February 18, 2010, 02:39:07 AM
It's NP, seriously. He said that four people had claimed to be werewolf, when only 2 had, and accused FP of doing it when he never even pointed a finger, and then wouldn't say who the fourth person was when he was called on it.
All that means is that he probably wasn't paying a lot of attention.
Quote from: Fredamir Putin on February 18, 2010, 02:40:13 AM
also, any of you who voted during the "night" it didnt count
All of "us" villagers, eh Fred?
Quotealso, any of you who voted during the "night" it didnt count
Ya, my bad. I have now voted on LMNO.
QuoteAnd of course there's always the ol' Semaj.
Oh god, please not again! I've even shaved for christ's sake!
no i mean all the people who didnt follow the rules :argh!:
i waited til the proper time! your vote was at the right time too i think
SPAG
I kinda wasn't paying attention :oops: I just played along. I do know who a werewolf is though (Will be revealed if LMNO gets lynched), but not sure about LMNO - but if he did admit .. why not go for that? :)
Fred seems to be paying a little too much attention to the rules... like maybe she's looking out for the rest of her pack...
Fuck you all. Me and Fred are part of the vicious cabal that runs this shithole and and she would've TOLD me if she was.
Quote from: Fredamir Putin on February 18, 2010, 02:43:29 AM
no i mean all the people who didnt follow the rules :argh!:
i waited til the proper time! your vote was at the right time too i think
SPAG
:lulz:
I'm probably going to die for that one.
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on February 18, 2010, 02:39:07 AM
Geesh, people. It's LMNO. He just said that he's a werewolf to mess with us.
This is a valid argument, but I'm inclined to consider the possibility that you and him are wolves and you're just trying to cover for him. I'm withholding my vote for now, but I'm feeling pretty suspicious. You're already implicated by a few of the other villagers.
QuoteI do know who a werewolf is though (Will be revealed if LMNO gets lynched),
If you know who the wolf is why not say it?
FUCK YUO ALL IM A DRAGON :argh!:
Quote from: NotPublished on February 18, 2010, 02:43:44 AM
I kinda wasn't paying attention :oops: I just played along. I do know who a werewolf is though (Will be revealed if LMNO gets lynched), but not sure about LMNO - but if he did admit .. why not go for that? :)
Because we lost last time when mob mentality happend, and everyone kept going after people without thinking about it. I'm telling you guys, it's not LMNO.
Quote from: Dr. James Semaj on February 18, 2010, 02:47:35 AM
QuoteI do know who a werewolf is though (Will be revealed if LMNO gets lynched),
If you know who the wolf is why not say it?
I don't want to the judgements to be swayed, if LMNO is really a wolf then thats 1 down and 2 left. Besides if I die you can all consult my journal :) Cause I know I'll be a possible target ... but I'll take one down with me kicking and screaming
Quote from: Fredamir Putin on February 18, 2010, 02:48:08 AM
FUCK YUO ALL IM A DRAGON :argh!:
MINE PET! DO ROAST A GREAT MANY MAN-HOUNDS UPON YUOR FEARSOME BREATH!
I ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE! LYNCH FP LYNCH FP!
his confusing posts earlier were made to throw us off!
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on February 18, 2010, 02:48:31 AM
Quote from: NotPublished on February 18, 2010, 02:43:44 AM
I kinda wasn't paying attention :oops: I just played along. I do know who a werewolf is though (Will be revealed if LMNO gets lynched), but not sure about LMNO - but if he did admit .. why not go for that? :)
Because we lost last time when mob mentality happend, and everyone kept going after people without thinking about it. I'm telling you guys, it's not LMNO.
I'm willing to consider that, as a villager, LMNO was banking on that.
But I'm still unconvinced. You could just be a wolf as well, and covering for him.
In fact, I'm pretty sure of it.
Sigma,
This is starting to feel unhealthily like McCarthyism.
Sigmatic sure likes accusing everyone ELSE of being a wolf...THAT MEANS HES A WOLF :x
So I've been wondering, what would happen if a wolf were to attempt to kill another wolf? Should I bring popcorn?
Stop making people crazy thats my job :(
You try live with visions from a young age :argh!:
Whatev, you guys. You'll see. :sad:
YOU'LL ALL SEE! :argh!:
Quote from: Fredamir Putin on February 18, 2010, 02:53:06 AM
Sigmatic sure likes accusing everyone ELSE of being a wolf...THAT MEANS HES A WOLF :x
I also argue that some people probably aren't wolves, though.
Quote from: CAPTAIN CHAOS on February 18, 2010, 02:53:34 AM
So I've been wondering, what would happen if a wolf were to attempt to kill another wolf? Should I bring popcorn?
Um.. Why would they do that?
I miss Lys :( He was cooler than you guys! Least he didn't complain
Not really McCarthyism. There just appears to be three factions currently. Those who think we should lynch LMNO, based on his claims to werewolf-hood and those who think FP is the wolf, due to his rambling earlier, and those who want to kill NP for his four wolves mistake. I'm personally of the "kill LMNO" ilk. But then again, he might just be bullshitting. There's no real way to be sure until we lynch someone.
Why bother playing mind games with someone who just outrightedly claimed he was a werewolf?
I vote to lynch LMNO
So what's the tally?
I vote to lynch LMNO
LMNO - 3
NP - 1
FP - 1
Dr James I didnt see your vote anywhere
Thanks.
At this point, any vote to the contrary will likely be overshadowed. I don't like it, but I vote to lynch LMNO.
Quote from: LMNO on February 17, 2010, 02:17:30 AM
In case anyone was wondering, I am a werewolf.
LMNO
-what the fuck is he up to?
what the fuck is he up to?
Well, just to make it official. I vote to lynch LMNO. Sorry mate, but I think you're a werewolf.
Ok so 5 on LMNO
Anyone else?
I think some people aren't logged on right now.
Ah. Then this might be unresolved for a while. Damn.
yeah they have all "day" you know :lol: STOP TRYING TO RUSH IT YOU BLOODTHIRSTY SPAG
Yeah, it's better this way. Now we get to sit and think about it.
Quote from: FP on February 17, 2010, 10:00:10 PM
Quote from: NotPublished on February 17, 2010, 09:51:34 PM
Quote from: RemingtonYou have been chosen as the psychic.
Wait a minute! Doesn't that make you the next target for the werewolves?
I guess not, then :?
IIRC, LMNO is away at a wedding, it'd be a bit unfair to lynch him without letting him defend himself. Since he's one of the smartest spags we have, it might be worth seeing if his reasoning makes any sense out of this confusion?
Oh yeah. That too.
FP's logic makes sense.
Vote retracted. . . for now.
Hmm. I'm committed. It's a good thing that the vote is blocked currently though. Hopefully that'll give LMNO a chance to defend himself.
If he was one of the wolves, and he knew he had to go away to a wedding, it would make sense that he just admitted it to get off the hook.
Oooh. Yeah. I think I read that he wouldn't be back posting regularly until around Tuesday.
Shit. Then I guess I'll switch my vote to NP. I've just got a bad feeling about him. Not as bad as LMNO, but bad enough.
So its
LMNO 4
FP 1
NP 2
?
I'm sticking with LMNO. At least we can be fairly sure about that one, and not killing him off gives the other wolves a chance to pick off people who suspect them.
My vote change is just in anticipation of this ending before LMNO's return. If this is still deadlocked by then, I'll probably switch back to him.
Oh thanks, I try to help and then I give off bad vibes ? :( hippie!
I retract my vote from LMNO.
I vote to lynch Dr James Semaj.
:argh!:
Until the mob targets LMNO again
Nothing personal mate. It's a long wait for LMNO, and you're my number two suspect.
Oh so I'm the Other suspect! I hate being the Other one, why can I never be the main one?!?!
I'm still going to bite my tongue on the wolf until further votes are made :)
Two questions NP:
1) Why are you playing games, and why don't you just tell us who you think the wolf is?
2) Why should we believe you if you suddenly tell us that the wolf is someone else if the voting starts to go against you?
Quote from: FP on February 18, 2010, 04:16:02 AM
Two questions NP:
1) Why are you playing games, and why don't you just tell us who you think the wolf is?
2) Why should we believe you if you suddenly tell us that the wolf is someone else if the voting starts to go against you?
This.
Quote1) Why are you playing games, and why don't you just tell us who you think the wolf is?
2) Why should we believe you if you suddenly tell us that the wolf is someone else if the voting starts to go against you?
This is why you're number two.
Aw c'mon guys, give him a chance to answer - this mob mentality is what killed off that last village!
I don't understand this thread.
For future reference:
A player's role will be revealed upon their death. You'll know when you kill a wolf or the psychic: if no role is stated then that player was a villager.
Current voting record:
LMNO - 2
NP - 2
FP - 1
Semaj - 1
Mob mentality my ass. Your points were common sense.
And mah cats don't like him, not one bit!
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Quote from: Calamity Nigel on February 18, 2010, 04:34:36 AM
I don't understand this thread.
Players only in this thread, please.
Also, the full rules can be found in the OP. It's essentially a paranoia-fuelled online version of Mafia.
:lulz:
Ok I slipped up. My main target is FP as he is a werewolf.
Is NP the psychic?
Perspective
Can't trust anybody :eek: I won't say yes but I won't say no.
QuoteMy main target is FP as he is a werewolf.
Why do you think that?
::runs screaming into the night::
Ok, FP claims to of been contacted by the psychic, and he knew that Lys was not a werewolf and then Lys turns up dead! He won't reveal the psychic names under privacy and security but I think it was an attempt to throw us off. Then he plays on the confusion in order to hide under the tranquility that Chaos often ensures, ensuring that he survives as he is the loved one in the Village!
The psychic didn't necessarily check to see if FP was clean, the psychic asked about Lys who is now dead I might add. Also how do we know the Psychic even asked about Lys? Again this could be a clever ploy construted by FP.
Also I recall that FP pointed out that the psychic wasn't he, but FP did post earlier after that private-message he made up saying 'He'
Huh? I thought you claimed to be the psychic NP? What gives?
Pretty good evidence. But the thing with Lys could have been anyone. Since he said out loud that he wasn't a werewolf, Lys became a prime target. So, while ill advised, I don't think it's wolfy behavior. But I must admit you make a pretty good case...
I'm going to go with my gut on this. I'm still voting for you NP. Sorry.
My spirit will haunt you at time periods between 12 and 12! :argh!:
What entails Wolfy behaviour? I think if anything, these modern-day wolfs have Psychology as their arsenal and are expecting this chaos! .. like a sociology experiment! Only cool!
Quote from: FP on February 18, 2010, 04:57:04 AM
Huh? I thought you claimed to be the psychic NP? What gives?
I never outwardly claimed I was the psychic, I may of alluded and hinted at it but never outrightly so :) Unless I did and I forgot ... But I'm sure I didn't!
Quote from: NotPublished on February 18, 2010, 05:02:46 AM
What entails Wolfy behaviour?
Well, saying someone who, in their first post in this thread said they were a wolf (as a joke, probably), is in fact a wolf and swaying people's votes towards innocent villager is a pretty good indicator.
QuoteMy spirit will haunt you at time periods between 12 and 12! :argh!:
What entails Wolfy behaviour? I think if anything, these modern-day wolfs have Psychology as their arsenal and are expecting this chaos! .. like a sociology experiment! Only cool!
If you're innocent then I'll have deserved it. I can accept that. As for wolfy behavior, well...I just said that for the hell ofit.
Night.
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on February 18, 2010, 05:06:04 AM
Quote from: NotPublished on February 18, 2010, 05:02:46 AM
What entails Wolfy behaviour?
Well, saying someone who, in their first post in this thread said they were a wolf (as a joke, probably), is in fact a wolf and swaying people's votes towards innocent villager is a pretty good indicator.
Aye, FP and LMNO have been known to of done this. Fred called him out on FP's plan to put the villagers in shackles. And FP admitted he got caught out!
I mean Wolfs deserve equal rights to a fair trial! But this behaviour is not on.
Quote from: Dr. James Semaj on February 18, 2010, 05:06:14 AM
QuoteMy spirit will haunt you at time periods between 12 and 12! :argh!:
What entails Wolfy behaviour? I think if anything, these modern-day wolfs have Psychology as their arsenal and are expecting this chaos! .. like a sociology experiment! Only cool!
If you're innocent then I'll have deserved it. I can accept that. As for wolfy behavior, well...I just said that for the hell ofit.
Night.
Its ok, if I die and you come over I'll shout you a drink at the bar
Uh, you did claim to be the psychic.. so the question is did you lie here:
Quote from: NotPublished on February 17, 2010, 09:51:34 PM
Quote from: RemingtonYou have been chosen as the psychic.
or here:
Quote from: NotPublished on February 18, 2010, 02:43:44 AM
I do know who a werewolf is though
Because if aren't a psychic and you didn't scan a werewolf, then you can't
know anything. And here you state that the psychic scanned Lys:
Quote from: NotPublished on February 18, 2010, 04:53:29 AM
The psychic didn't necessarily check to see if FP was clean, the psychic asked about Lys who is now dead I might add.
So what is this about now:
Quote from: NotPublished on February 18, 2010, 05:03:41 AM
I never outwardly claimed I was the psychic
I'm not sure what you mean by "outwardly".
Or anything else for that matter.
+1 vote for NP for being confusing and/or a werewolf.
A-ha but this is the full quote.
Quote from: NotPublished on February 17, 2010, 09:51:34 PM
Wait ... this either suggests FP is attempting to brain-fuck with us, or he's telling the truth.
How hard is it to make up a PM from Remington? How hard is it to feign confusement? Why am I asking these questions????
Quote from: RemingtonYou have been chosen as the psychic.
You've just twisted my own words, I was providing an example on how easy it is to say that I've been chosen by God of this twisted world :)
Not only have you twisted my own words but you ignored all my arguements, and used my own arguement against me! Saying ... wait for it - That I'm Confusing.
Also,
Quote from: FP on February 17, 2010, 06:54:28 AM
Drat - my cunning plan was discovered! [insert irrelevant GUILTY information here]
Need I say more?
Very cunning plan indeed.
STOP TAKING THIS SO SERIOUSLY
PLAY THE GAME FRED
I'm sorry if you think I'm twisting your words, NP - it's hard to quote from four different posts saying different things about the same subject, without contradictions appearing. But they are your words, not mine, so maybe I should just invite you to explain it all? I have been consistent, and you haven't, I'm prepared to give you the benefit of the doubt for now, but if you don't convince me by the deadline, then I'm sorry but I think I'll have to stick by my vote.
Quote from: NotPublished on February 18, 2010, 05:20:50 AM
Quote from: FP on February 17, 2010, 06:54:28 AM
Drat - my cunning plan was discovered! [insert irrelevant GUILTY information here]
Need I say more?
Very cunning plan indeed.
This is my "cunning" plan - it would correctly identify who the werewolves without endangering a single villager, the only problem with it is that Remington later clarified that you can't do stuff like that, or make everybody drink wolfsbane soup, etc, etc. Can you see the "cunning flaw" that I can't?
Quote from: FP on February 17, 2010, 06:44:52 AM
I say we put everyone in chains, and designate one person to hold the key, but then drug them overnight so that if they are one of the werewolves, then they can't kill us all. When one of the werewolves change, we'd be able to identify them, and plus - they couldn't do any damage. When the person with the key wakes up in the morning, they then unlock everyone but the werewolf, who would be ripe for the lynching.
Fred responded in all-caps hysterics, and I responded in the fashion of cartoon villainy, which seemed appropriate at the time. Man, you really have to watch what you say in this game :x
Quote from: FP on February 17, 2010, 06:54:28 AM
Drat - my cunning plan was discovered! Hmm, are things like that allowed anyway, Remington? I didn't see anything specifically against stuff like that in the rules.
I do not see any incriminating thingy.
I'm on to you, NP.
ETA: Oh, I see FP is doing just fine. My bad.
... I love you FP? :)
It's a trap FP! My cats told me so!
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A1!
Your cunning plan is tearing the family apart! :( Meet me at my Shack at 0300!
*eta* Whats the diff between RAW and A1?
Why are we on to me?!
Wait maybe I got FP confused with a Bear or something :(
Bah. So I went back through the thread so far. There are 15 messages where NP either claims to be the psychic or doesn't clarify on the assumption of other posters, that he is.. eventually saying that he is the psychic and that he knows it to be me:
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=24184.msg829823#msg829823
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=24184.msg829831#msg829831
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=24184.msg829834#msg829834
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=24184.msg829837#msg829837
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=24184.msg829838#msg829838
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=24184.msg829839#msg829839
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=24184.msg829840#msg829840
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=24184.msg829890#msg829890
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=24184.msg829977#msg829977
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=24184.msg829981#msg829981
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=24184.msg829984#msg829984
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=24184.msg830024#msg830024
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=24184.msg830032#msg830032
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=24184.msg830041#msg830041
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=24184.msg830142#msg830142
Until the backpedal.
During that search, I noticed this sneaky edit made after I'd already posted a response to it, so I'll address it now:
Quote from: NotPublished on February 18, 2010, 04:53:29 AM
Also I recall that FP pointed out that the psychic wasn't he, but FP did post earlier after that private-message he made up saying 'He'
You know this isn't true as I didn't reveal any aspect of the identity of the person who PM'd me, including their sex. I referred to them only as a "person", and I never said that they were not male.
Quote from: FP on February 17, 2010, 10:06:14 PM
Quote from: NotPublished on February 17, 2010, 10:02:16 PM
FP - Yes but don't you get it?
Its possible you've fallen into the trap and are trusting some identity which you possibly should not - it is possibly he's backing up Lys for being a werewolf and ensuring that by planting the seeds of doubt they'll be able to work their magic and kill the right people off.
I never said whether it was a he or a she. FYI.
And you even agreed with it at the time.
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on February 18, 2010, 05:06:04 AM
Quote from: NotPublished on February 18, 2010, 05:02:46 AM
What entails Wolfy behaviour?
Well, saying someone who, in their first post in this thread said they were a wolf (as a joke, probably), is in fact a wolf and swaying people's votes towards innocent villager is a pretty good indicator.
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Also, I am not a wolf. Let's see how you guys spin that one. ;)
Ah.. but my math formula proves you are :)
I'll redeem myself later, now I must be off for my lessons in tatical sabotage.
Ta ta! Mwa mwa.
THATS WHAT YOU SAID LAST TIME JASON :argh!:
Quote from: Fredamir Putin on February 18, 2010, 07:38:06 AM
THATS WHAT YOU SAID LAST TIME JASON :argh!:
I'd have to go back through that thread, but I don't think that I ever lied in the last game. I never said one way or another what I was. During the lynching votes I went along with whoever had the most votes at the time.
well...LYING BY OMISSION :argh!: :lulz:
(http://img715.imageshack.us/img715/1921/fpcaught.png)
Now I have to go to lessons byebye! :)
What??? Was I supposed to be like LMNO and tell everyone that I was the wolf? Then again, if the massive overthinking going on in this thread is any indication you guys still wouldn't have lynched me. :p
im not thinking at all :lol:
and im just joking around jason, DUH you wuldnt have told anyone that
i just like accusing people :D
but FP ant NP are BEING TOO SRS
Quote from: NotPublished on February 18, 2010, 08:04:08 AM
(http://img715.imageshack.us/img715/1921/fpcaught.png)
Now I have to go to lessons byebye! :)
:lulz: FAKE. You're not going to dispute that this is a fake, are you?
Quote from: Fredamir Putin on February 18, 2010, 08:13:59 AM
but FP ant NP are BEING TOO SRS
What is the correct level of seriousness? If someone accuses you, then you're out of the game if you don't defend.
yeah but its a game :lol:
Fake? Pfft. I think not. Your just saying that to cover your hairy ass and I'm not the psychic! :horrormirth:
Quote from: Fredamir Putin on February 18, 2010, 09:24:54 AM
yeah but its a game :lol:
which we are playing :)
Whaaat, I leave to sleep for 12 measly hours and THIS happens? Assbags, the lot of ye.
I vote to lynch NP.
QuoteAlso, I am not a wolf. Let's see how you guys spin that one.
Gah! Accusing you was what got me killed last time!
You are an amusing bunch. I think when this blows over I am going to move to another town.
What WAS I thinking moving to a town named ''Lycanthrope's Kibble'' anyway??
I vote to lynch Pariarrhea
Quote from: NotPublished on February 18, 2010, 10:41:26 AM
Fake? Pfft. I think not. Your just saying that to cover your hairy ass and I'm not the psychic! :horrormirth:
I know how to spell "damning" properly, and my use of ellipsis are always three dangling... not two in the middle. Apart from language style, I can't see any evidence that it's a fake. Most browsers use an anti-aliased font, but that's not conclusive. "Today at 11:57:29" would mean that you would have had to checked your PMs within 2.5 minutes and had the presence of mind to take a screenshot within that same small window -- unlikely, but not conclusive.
You cast your vote against me first, so I know where your suspicions lie, but why would a regular villager use falsehoods in an attempt to secure that vote? It doesn't make sense to me - I've consistently tried to apply logic and reason to this mystery, to the point of pissing off Fred for being "too confusing". But mob-mentality and spreading lies is something which favours only the wolves. So I'm sticking to my vote.
Oh, and I always use two spaces between sentences for readability.
ANYWAY.
I think we ought to take up another official vote again, because I think some votes didn't get formed properly.
i still vote to lynch FP
Is my math correct that vote of six is required to secure a lynching? When do we have to decide by?
No, we need nine votes. It was in the post where Fenrir offed Lys. :c
lol we probably dont have much longer
You guise have until 9:00 PM.
9 votes are required.
I vote to lynch NotPublished.
Here I am in a airport, and what do I do? Check this thread.
Anyway, I was totally kidding. I'm not really a werewolf.
I KNEW IT YOU GUISE, HE'S NOT A WEREWOLF. NP IS.
Btw, what happens if we don't get enough votes for the lynching? Nobody gets lynched?
Quote from: BDS on February 18, 2010, 05:41:22 PM
I KNEW IT YOU GUISE, HE'S NOT A WEREWOLF. NP IS.
Btw, what happens if we don't get enough votes for the lynching? Nobody gets lynched?
What, suddenly he's credible? Mr. "I am hungry like the wolf"?
I dunno, but just look at his avatar, how can you possibly distrust that?
Did the argument against LMNO run any further than his one-off joke about being a wolf? Cause if so, a bunch of other people did that too. If we use that as a basis then we won't get enough votes to do anything.
The screen-shot that NP used is suspicious. I'll stick to NP for now. Still...watch yourself LMNO. :argh!:
I also change my vote to NP.
Oh! I see how it is! All of the wolves are combining their votes to lynch me! This is not a democracy!
Besides I'm only a puppy! I have no quality wolf or were breeding in me.
I remove my vote to lynch Semaj.
I vote to lynch FP for feeding Dis-information to the system! You sent me that PM because then you'd know I'd posted it! You even labeled it as "Can you keep a secret? Probably Not." then you put in these little errors that you are aware of then you debunked the message you sent!
How sneaky can you get just to get an innocent villager like me.
Quotethen you put in these little errors that you are aware of then you debunked the message you sent!
That seems a bit of a stretch mate.
QuoteI remove my vote to lynch Semaj.
Appreciated.
Wolves! WOlvES~ WOVLES@@ YOUR ALL IN THIS.
:: runs around the village screaming wolves ::
Quote from: FP on February 18, 2010, 06:12:43 PM
Did the argument against LMNO run any further than his one-off joke about being a wolf? Cause if so, a bunch of other people did that too. If we use that as a basis then we won't get enough votes to do anything.
He's turning you all into mob mentality mad! MADNESS!
:tinfoilhat:
:tinfoilhat:
Quote from: NotPublished on February 18, 2010, 08:47:01 PMThis is not a democracy!
Correct. This is Mob Rule.
Welcome to Earth.
Quote from: NotPublished on February 18, 2010, 08:47:01 PM
Besides I'm only a puppy! I have no quality wolf or were breeding in me.
WTF? Did you just, like, admit what you are by accident and trying to say you aren't? :? You did, didn't you?! I KNEW IT! ITS CUZ MY CATS DONT LIKE YOU THAT I KNEW IT!
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You can be a wolf without being a were.
And you can be a were without being a wolf.
Just like Wicca
Quote from: NotPublished on February 18, 2010, 08:58:48 PM
You can be a wolf without being a were.
And you can be a were without being a wolf.
Just like Wicca
That's exactly what a werewolf would say! GET HIM!
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Did everyone die yet guise?
:scared::hi5::aww:
As far as I remember, the count is at
5 NotPublished,
3 FP
Yes?
Okay. You're avatar confirms it. You're a fucking werewolf NP. :hanging: Let's do this.
So even if EVERYONE who's voted so far voted to lynch either of them, we still wouldn't have enough?
Uh-oh...
BDS,
Smells a wolf.
FEEL GUILTY AS YOU REALISE I AM NOTHING BUT AN INNOCENT VILLAGER
So this is what it feels like to be Jesus. I will die for your sins, spags.
Won't happen. We need four more votes. So uh, you feel guilty as you realise you deprived us of a chance to lynch some poor soul.
:crankey:
TAYLOR LAUTNER <3
UUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGG
Why would they prevent a lynching? If an innocent villager's lynched than it's in their favor. A deadlock seems like a bit of a dumb move.
I know, but I had to find something to blame him for.
I have never been above lynching an "innocent" villager.
"You can't make an omelette without breaking some eggs."
-the Joker
Quote
"You can't make an omelette without breaking some eggs."
-the Joker
Too true. Slightly off topic, but why isn't the Joker a Saint?
PERVERT
Quote from: Dr. James Semaj on February 18, 2010, 09:14:01 PM
Quote
"You can't make an omelette without breaking some eggs."
-the Joker
Too true. Slightly off topic, but why isn't the Joker a Saint?
He is!
Really? I didn't know. Good. Now back to our program.
LYNCH.
LYNCH.
LYNCH!
:hanging:
I really get a kind of perverse laugh out of doing that.
F is for fire that burns down the whole town!
U is for uranium bombs
N is for no suvivors when you're in the deep blue sea.
Spelling is for werewolves!
GET HIM!
No I'm not a werewolf I swear!
I LIKE EDWARD CULLEN!
What werewolf would admit THAT?
QuoteI LIKE EDWARD CULLEN!
QuoteF is for fire that burns down the whole town!
U is for uranium bombs
N is for no suvivors when you're in the deep blue sea.
Rhymes and Twilight references. You're not helping your case.
Quote from: NotPublished on February 18, 2010, 08:47:01 PM
I vote to lynch FP for feeding Dis-information to the system! You sent me that PM because then you'd know I'd posted it! You even labeled it as "Can you keep a secret? Probably Not." then you put in these little errors that you are aware of then you debunked the message you sent!
Your screenshot is no more logically conclusive than "So and so told me XYZ", but it sticks in the mind better - seeing is believing. I'm not convinced that you are a werewolf, as the only evidence against you is a lack of consistency in your statements. But we both know that you're lying about that PM - and above all, that makes me suspicious.
It pisses me off a little that there's no way I can prove that I didn't send you that moronic and badly written PM. I wouldn't be complaining if you'd just made up some text and posted that.
Please, let's not go down that road again.
Do not get pissed off over a stupid game. Ok?
All he did was make himself look very suspicious. Let it end there.
Quote from: NotPublished on February 18, 2010, 09:28:11 PM
No I'm not a werewolf I swear!
I LIKE EDWARD CULLEN!
What werewolf would admit THAT?
You should be lynched just for this.
Is no big deal. I sort of wish some of the others were on and could vote. I want to get this show on the road. Any of you guys bring tortilla chips?
Do I get a last request or a final dinner atleast????
OR WILL I BE SAVED BY THE OTHER NON-WOLVES ?
All of the wolves have voted for me. God lied, there isn't 3 but 5 (or 6?)
Final Dinner? You're not getting to chow down on another one of us, you furry, parasite infested, bastard!
No wolf is a metaphor for teachers. They are god-sent and here to teach you a lesson!
I'm going to call the union, your just doing my head in
Quote from: Hoopla on February 18, 2010, 09:31:55 PM
Please, let's not go down that road again.
Do not get pissed off over a stupid game. Ok?
All he did was make himself look very suspicious. Let it end there.
Fair enough. Back to the game!
Hey, it just occurred to me that the wolf which ate Lysergic should be tripping balls for the next month or so... have any villagers suddenly started acting spaced out?
You can't accuse everyone voting for you being a werewolf just because they voted for you NP.
You were the one who A) pushed for LMNO to get lynched when he was making a joke and B) said that you would only reveal the werewolf after LMNO's death and C) LIKES EDWARD CULLEN!
Well, there was LMNO's belief that he was a werewolf, and NP's outbursts and choice of Paris Hilton as avatar.
Quotepushed for LMNO to get lynched when he was making a joke
In all fairness, I did the same thing.
:lulz: When you put it like THAT
http://www.care2.com/c2c/people/tag/causes/Wolf%20Rights%20and%20Welfare (http://www.care2.com/c2c/people/tag/causes/Wolf%20Rights%20and%20Welfare)
They have 11 people, you only have 6. Now this is more demoractic behaviour 8)
I'm not a werewolf! Just a puppy with low-quality wolf bred into him. I have equal rights to! I deserve a mob of equal or greater value!
Quote from: Dr. James Semaj on February 18, 2010, 09:42:14 PM
Well, there was LMNO's belief that he was a werewolf, and NP's outbursts and choice of Paris Hilton as avatar.
Quotepushed for LMNO to get lynched when he was making a joke
In all fairness, I did the same thing.
So did I.
See, where as I being free from independant thought, followed the mob! Can't you see IM INNOCENT!
THEN YOU GUIZE ARE NEXT! CRAZY CAT LADY NOTICES ALL!
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Is there anyone who hasn't voted who would like to. Or anyone who would like to change their vote?
I vote to lynch NP just because of his avatar and love of Edward. HE MUST DIE. :hanging:
Two more.
WAIT I HATE EDWARD :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!:
I like Dr Orpheus!!! :fap:
It's too late. You're fate is soon to be sealed.
Okay, which one of you spags has the most votes? I'm switching my vote to whoever the most people voted for.
If we're going to have mob rule, we might as well do it properly.
Its James he has 7 votes
NP.
Gais its a sociology experiment! I expected you all to react like this.
Changing my vote from LMNO to Semaj.
If I can't have my druthers, whoever drew the most suspicion is going to get it.
Nothing personal Semaj, you know how it is. I'm not willing to be a spoiler in this vote, and if nobody gets lynched, then there is zero chance of killing a wolf. If someone gets lynched, there is a nonzero chance of killing a wolf.
NP is lying. NP has the most votes, not James.
YOU PACK OF MONGREL BASTARD SPAGS, I WILL END YOU
Hoopla your not ment to let them know your lying!!!
I only like it when I get away with it :(
Ok I have a number in my head what is it? If you guess right then you get to lynch me :D If not then we lynch Sigmatic. Ok?
No.
Changing my vote to NP because he is a damned liar.
ZING, ONE MORE.
No. That was a cheap trick man.
We have a couple more hours. Let someone else do it.
Great!
So far I'm being lynched for
- Being confusing
- Liking Edward Cullen
- Paris hilton in my Avatar
- A liar
...
I'm sure we've all been confused at some point in our lives! And this is one of them.
*throws a bag of water at Sigmatic*
:tinfoilhat:
Anyone else? We've got until nine o clock to lynch someone!
LYNCH HIM HARDER, HE THREW WATER.
I think Dr. Semaj should have the honors this time. You know, to celebrate not being the first one killed by the mob this time around.
Quote from: NotPublished on February 18, 2010, 10:29:43 PM
*throws a bag of water at Sigmatic*
:tinfoilhat:
::pretends to melt::
Aiiieeeeeaarrggh!
In all seriousness though, my reason for voting for you is pretty impersonal.
Quote from: Sigmatic on February 18, 2010, 10:20:31 PM
If I can't have my druthers, whoever drew the most suspicion is going to get it.
Nothing personal Semaj NotPublished, you know how it is. I'm not willing to be a spoiler in this vote, and if nobody gets lynched, then there is zero chance of killing a wolf. If someone gets lynched, there is a nonzero chance of killing a wolf.
Quote from: NotPublished on February 18, 2010, 10:29:43 PM
Great!
So far I'm being lynched for
- Being confusing
- Liking Edward Cullen
- Paris hilton in my Avatar
- A liar
...
I'm sure we've all been confused at some point in our lives! And this is one of them.
*throws a bag of water at Sigmatic*
:tinfoilhat:
Add "just because" to that list, which is my reason.
QuoteI think Dr. Semaj should have the honors this time. You know, to celebrate not being the first one killed by the mob this time around.
I like this idea. :golfclap: :golfclap: :golfclap: :hanging: :thumb: <----Me
5 more hours fuckers!
Oh wait its 7.
In the mean time I shall recite poetry.
Hark! Oh Hark.
My furry leopards. Hark.
For I've been mistaken.
As Wolf kind.
Glare into those ,
Damned Yellows Eyes.
And know the true nature,
For what I am not.
My poor furry leopards..
This grave mistake,
That you have all committed.
I hold no contempt
But my wraithful spirit,
Hopes in revenge.
That you all die,
In a sweaty sleep.
Dude, we're only hanging you, there's no need for that.
Make sure you do the job properly! I've seen Ye Olde Youtube clips of "Hangings gone wrong" .. they can be quite hilarious!
My hands are starting to itch. I need to lynch something.
Quote from: Dr. James Semaj on February 18, 2010, 10:42:47 PM
My hands are starting to itch. I need to lynch something.
Tried auto-erotic asphyxiation?
*gay lisp* Ooohh ... Tie me up big boy :)
Ooohh .. that hurtss :)
I'm the only gay in the village! You can't crop me out then I wont be there to corrupt you all :( Damn village christians! :argh!:
WHY DIDNT FP MEET ME AT 0300?!
Quote from: NotPublished on February 18, 2010, 10:44:39 PM
*gay lisp* Ooohh ... Tie me up big boy :)
Ooohh .. that hurtss :)
:spit:
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
QuoteTried auto-erotic asphyxiation?
Still in high school man. Plus, that's not my cup of tea. I've just never lynched someone before. Looking forward to being the killer rather than the killed.
Oh I know to make it less awkward lets do a roleplay.
One of my favourites.
Dr. James Semaj, you be the fat man.
I'll be the food!
What do you prefer? Hamburger? Cake? Rice? ;)
:aaaah:
Quote from: NotPublished on February 18, 2010, 10:56:54 PM
Oh I know to make it less awkward lets do a roleplay.
One of my favourites.
Dr. James Semaj, you be the fat man.
I'll be the food!
What do you prefer? Hamburger? Cake? Rice? ;)
It's gonna be hard to blab so much when that rope tightens around your neck.
The thing which is puzzling me, is why did the person who PM'd me claiming to be the psychic, then cast a vote against me? They said they didn't like the way I handled the situation, but that's a bit harsh. And NP, for all his confusion, seems to have accepted his fate and is lining up for a big "I told you so". Ah screw it, I think I'm being played like a fiddle here.
I vote to lynch Annabel the Destroyer.
I retract my vote for self-lynching
I vote to lynch NotPublished.
Dammit! FP we need your vote!
Quote from: FP on February 18, 2010, 11:18:47 PM
The thing which is puzzling me, is why did the person who PM'd me claiming to be the psychic, then cast a vote against me? They said they didn't like the way I handled the situation, but that's a bit harsh. And NP, for all his confusion, seems to have accepted his fate and is lining up for a big "I told you so". Ah screw it, I think I'm being played like a fiddle here.
I vote to lynch Annabel the Destroyer.
The psychic has told me that FP is the wolf. Do not lynch NP.
Uh-huh. Right. SO who the hell is the psychic?
Quote from: Annabel the Destroyer on February 19, 2010, 12:18:15 AM
Quote from: FP on February 18, 2010, 11:18:47 PM
The thing which is puzzling me, is why did the person who PM'd me claiming to be the psychic, then cast a vote against me? They said they didn't like the way I handled the situation, but that's a bit harsh. And NP, for all his confusion, seems to have accepted his fate and is lining up for a big "I told you so". Ah screw it, I think I'm being played like a fiddle here.
I vote to lynch Annabel the Destroyer.
The psychic has told me that FP is the wolf. Do not lynch NP.
How do we know you're not a wolf??!?!?!
:tinfoilhat:
The psychic asked me not to tell and I'm definitely not telling seeing as how we would lose the psychic. I can tell you that I believe them and that FP is Wolf Fenrir.
Is NP a wolf? I don't know. I sent the psychic a pm asking them to guess him next.
Exactly. How many people have either claimed to be the psychic or claimed to be in communion with the psychic? I don't by it. Lynch NP.
Quote from: Pariarrhea on February 19, 2010, 12:24:26 AM
Quote from: Annabel the Destroyer on February 19, 2010, 12:18:15 AM
Quote from: FP on February 18, 2010, 11:18:47 PM
The thing which is puzzling me, is why did the person who PM'd me claiming to be the psychic, then cast a vote against me? They said they didn't like the way I handled the situation, but that's a bit harsh. And NP, for all his confusion, seems to have accepted his fate and is lining up for a big "I told you so". Ah screw it, I think I'm being played like a fiddle here.
I vote to lynch Annabel the Destroyer.
The psychic has told me that FP is the wolf. Do not lynch NP.
How do we know you're not a wolf??!?!?!
:tinfoilhat:
You don't.
We could Lynch FP
If it turns out he's not a wolf we know that AtD is
Quote from: Dr. James Semaj on February 18, 2010, 11:59:57 PM
Dammit! FP we need your vote!
I'm not switching, AtD just confirmed my suspicion.
Quote from: FP on February 19, 2010, 12:28:57 AM
Quote from: Dr. James Semaj on February 18, 2010, 11:59:57 PM
Dammit! FP we need your vote!
I'm not switching, AtD just confirmed my suspicion.
Who are you voting to lynch again?
I'm not going to switch again. Let's just kill NP, and if it turns out he's innocent, than we can assume that AtD is actually talking to the psychic.
FP, let's just lynch NP. That way all of this is figured out.
If you lynch FP and I'm right then you know I'm actually talking to the psychic and you will have killed a wolf.
If you do not lynch him and I am killed by a wolf, you will know that I am talking to the psychic.
If you lynch FP and he is not a wolf, it is very likely that I am the wolf.
Quote from: Annabel the Destroyer on February 19, 2010, 12:25:27 AM
The psychic asked me not to tell and I'm definitely not telling seeing as how we would lose the psychic. I can tell you that I believe them and that FP is Wolf Fenrir.
:lulz: Of course, the Chess Master prefers to stay out of view until revealed.
But if you
knew that someone was the wolf, wouldn't you put forward a convincing argument to lynch them instead of just a +1 revenge vote?
Quote from: Pariarrhea on February 19, 2010, 12:30:10 AM
Who are you voting to lynch again?
AtD for playing me like a pro.
...by the way, is the psychic allowed to talk to dead people?
Come on. We have only a couple hours left! We need that last vote, if we're to do anything!
I'm not going to lynch a "maybe" when I see a "definite" in front of me.
(sigh). Then this is going to be a wasted day. Shit.
Interesting.
Jame's eagerness to lynch me could be his downfall :lulz:
Quote from: FP on February 19, 2010, 12:34:23 AM
Quote from: Annabel the Destroyer on February 19, 2010, 12:25:27 AM
The psychic asked me not to tell and I'm definitely not telling seeing as how we would lose the psychic. I can tell you that I believe them and that FP is Wolf Fenrir.
But if you knew that someone was the wolf, wouldn't you put forward a convincing argument to lynch them instead of just a +1 revenge vote?
I think you're doing that job for me, Wolf Fenrir.
Look at how much he's pushing to have me lynched when before I wasn't even considered.
The psychic has told me that I am the only one they have spoken with and that everyone else is lying when they say they have spoken with the psychic.
That's pretty much what anyone else would say.
Well, you can believe me or not. If the psychic can talk to dead people it won't even matter if I get lynched or eaten by FP (I hope you choke on me you werewolf bastard).
I'm beginning to get suspicious of you too Semaj. Why did you want to know who the psychic was? Having that information publicly available would make the psychic an immediate target.
Fair enough. I keep asking because people keep claiming it. So far, they've backed down as soon as I pushed the question.
Let's also keep in mind that the wolves know who each other are, so a wolf will likely not vote to lynch another wolf.
Also, by having random psychics I'd figure it is a good scapegoat to protect the real psychic ... and no one will probably believe the real one if he claimed he was though.
So how do things stand as of now?
Quote from: Annabel the Destroyer on February 19, 2010, 12:45:07 AM
Quote from: FP on February 19, 2010, 12:34:23 AM
But if you knew that someone was the wolf, wouldn't you put forward a convincing argument to lynch them instead of just a +1 revenge vote?
I think you're doing that job for me, Wolf Fenrir.
Look at how much he's pushing to have me lynched when before I wasn't even considered.
The psychic has told me that I am the only one they have spoken with and that everyone else is lying when they say they have spoken with the psychic.
Let's not confuse things. You claim that you have "special knowledge" that I am a werewolf, yet you did nothing to warn the townsfolk, and did nothing to dissuade the lynch mob forming against an innocent villager. In fact, you kept safely in the background until I pointed the finger at you.
The psychic didn't tell me until today.
No matter what happens, you will eventually be lynched.
How sure are you whether this person is the psychic or not?
SEE I WAS RIGHT WITH MY VOTE FOR FP :argh!:
Maybe. Maybe you were right.
IM RIGHT. even if hes NOT a wolf FP IS NO LOSS TO THE VILLAGE! his paranoia is bringing us down man! :lol:
Hmm. I'm really positive about NP. What's the score?
James, my question to you is - If I turn out to be a civilian. Not a psychic. Not a werewolf. How would you react? Who would you feel suspicious towards to next?
FP.
Quote from: Fredamir Putin on February 19, 2010, 01:16:22 AM
IM RIGHT. even if hes NOT a wolf FP IS NO LOSS TO THE VILLAGE! his paranoia is bringing us down man! :lol:
This isn't about me being paranoid (I am, but for good reason), this is about me getting a PM from AtD claiming to be the psychic, then NP claims to be the psychic and fingers me, and then all of a sudden AtD claims that they're actually
not the psychic, but are in contact with the psychic, and (surprise!) fingers me.
I am the only one who has been consistent!
You didn't come to my shack!!!
Consistently paranoid.
Quote from: FP on February 19, 2010, 01:27:34 AM
Quote from: Fredamir Putin on February 19, 2010, 01:16:22 AM
IM RIGHT. even if hes NOT a wolf FP IS NO LOSS TO THE VILLAGE! his paranoia is bringing us down man! :lol:
This isn't about me being paranoid (I am, but for good reason), this is about me getting a PM from AtD claiming to be the psychic, then NP claims to be the psychic and fingers me, and then all of a sudden AtD claims that they're actually not the psychic, but are in contact with the psychic, and (surprise!) fingers me.
I am the only one who has been consistent!
I never sent FP any PMs nor am I the psychic. You guys probably won't get it until after I'm dead. Doesn't matter this round anyhow since we're pretty much out of time. :(
I didn't send NP that PM and I'm not the psychic either. But I already said that. Five pages ago.
Unoriginal wolf is not original.
i dont really care who dies this is amusing :lulz:
IM TOTALLY TEH PSYKICKS GUISE
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Quote from: FP on February 19, 2010, 02:09:09 AM
I didn't send NP that PM and I'm not the psychic either. But I already said that. Five pages ago.
Unoriginal wolf is not original.
Actually, the only difference between our stories, is that NP is in a position to verify that.
Quote from: FP on February 19, 2010, 02:09:09 AM
I didn't send NP that PM and I'm not the psychic either. But I already said that. Five pages ago.
Unoriginal wolf is not original.
You can't keep this up forever. You will be the first wolf to be lynched.
IOW why bother eating me if you can convince the village to lynch me first? It's three against one, so I don't stand much of a chance now that I made myself a target by voting against you last time... but what I don't think you've thought through is that once I am found to be human, the finger will be pointing straight at you.
One of us is lying, both of us will probably die. There's nothing either of us can say to convince everyone so they'll just have to figure it out the hard way or be crippled with indecision until you and your friends eat everyone.
I vote to lynch LMNO.
Quote from: Annabel the Destroyer on February 19, 2010, 03:03:50 AM
One of us is lying, both of us will probably die. There's nothing either of us can say to convince everyone so they'll just have to figure it out the hard way or be crippled with indecision until you and your friends eat everyone.
That's what I just said! Needless to say, I agree.
Can we get a tally on the votes?
QuoteI vote to lynch LMNO.
THe only person who can realistically be lynched now is NP. FP seems to be the other hot choice.
1 hour left.
Dead people can only post in this thread during the night, but they can PM anyone anytime.
Let's look at it this way. If you vote to lynch FP and he's a wolf then you know that I am telling the truth and the psychic really has chosen me to speak for them.
If you vote to lynch NP and he IS a werewolf, then you know that I am, in all likelihood, a werewolf since I was pushing for FP instead of NP. Again, I don't know if NP is a werewolf or not but I am pretty damn certain that FP is.
If you lynch me and I am a wolf you can be pretty certain that FP is not a wolf. If I am human, FP is a wolf.
I am suspicious of Semaj because of his asking that the psychic be revealed.
I am suspicious of LMNO because he told us he was a werewolf, but I am the least certain that he is a werewolf.
I also, haven't read about 10 pages of this, so I should probably go back and check that out.
Also, this is all horrendously amusing.
Doubly so because I know who's who.
This is fun.
Something smells fishier than usual.
Wolves know each other.
Therefore someone could be taking advantage of my dilema.
:)
*Aw I'm having too much fun to die! But I guess it'll make things happen*
I believe NP has 8 votes, with several other votes scattered around for FP and AtD (1 each, if memory serves).
Quote from: Remington on February 19, 2010, 03:30:00 AM
I believe NP has 8 votes, with several other votes scattered around for FP and AtD (1 each, if memory serves).
FP has at least 2 since me ans annabel voted for him
Quote from: Fredamir Putin on February 19, 2010, 03:31:26 AM
Quote from: Remington on February 19, 2010, 03:30:00 AM
I believe NP has 8 votes, with several other votes scattered around for FP and AtD (1 each, if memory serves).
FP has at least 2 since me ans annabel voted for him
:awesome:
I took mine back from Semaj and voted for FP
Quote from: Remington on February 19, 2010, 03:20:50 AM
1 hour left.
Dead people can only post in this thread during the night, but they can PM anyone anytime.
Oh, I thought the day ended on 9pm EST.. which timezone are we using?
If you guys look back through the pages you will see FP exhibiting some unusual and inflammatory behavior beyond the back-and-forth "lol no ur werewalf", he is the only person who has done this.
...and as I read more I am beginning to suspect MF as well.
Quote from: FP on February 19, 2010, 03:39:55 AM
Quote from: Remington on February 19, 2010, 03:20:50 AM
1 hour left.
Dead people can only post in this thread during the night, but they can PM anyone anytime.
Oh, I thought the day ended on 9pm EST.. which timezone are we using?
MST, because as Oracle I demand that the world revolve around me.
Quote from: Annabel the Destroyer on February 19, 2010, 03:42:06 AM
If you guys look back through the pages you will see FP exhibiting some unusual and inflammatory behavior beyond the back-and-forth "lol no ur werewalf", he is the only person who has done this.
What are you talking about? I've tried to cool things down and apply logic wherever possible. Now I know why mob mentality usually wins out over logic - it's safer to not be a target. The most unusual behaviour here is yours - you didn't put forward any case to lynch me while everyone was lining up against NP... and now you claim that all along you "knew" I'm a wolf because the "psychic" told you. That does not make sense. No wookie required.
P.S.
...by the way, I also noticed that I voted to lynch FP before he voted to lynch me:
Quote from: FP on February 18, 2010, 11:18:47 PM
The thing which is puzzling me, is why did the person who PM'd me claiming to be the psychic, then cast a vote against me? They said they didn't like the way I handled the situation, but that's a bit harsh. And NP, for all his confusion, seems to have accepted his fate and is lining up for a big "I told you so". Ah screw it, I think I'm being played like a fiddle here.
I vote to lynch Annabel the Destroyer.
Hurr?
Quote from: FP on February 19, 2010, 01:02:37 AM
Quote from: Annabel the Destroyer on February 19, 2010, 12:45:07 AM
Quote from: FP on February 19, 2010, 12:34:23 AM
But if you knew that someone was the wolf, wouldn't you put forward a convincing argument to lynch them instead of just a +1 revenge vote?
I think you're doing that job for me, Wolf Fenrir.
Look at how much he's pushing to have me lynched when before I wasn't even considered.
The psychic has told me that I am the only one they have spoken with and that everyone else is lying when they say they have spoken with the psychic.
Let's not confuse things. You claim that you have "special knowledge" that I am a werewolf, yet you did nothing to warn the townsfolk, and did nothing to dissuade the lynch mob forming against an innocent villager. In fact, you kept safely in the background until I pointed the finger at you.
Durr?
Do I get to take blanky?
i voted against you before NP had alot of votes
im a spag like that :D
Quote from: FP on February 19, 2010, 03:50:43 AM
Quote from: Annabel the Destroyer on February 19, 2010, 03:42:06 AM
If you guys look back through the pages you will see FP exhibiting some unusual and inflammatory behavior beyond the back-and-forth "lol no ur werewalf", he is the only person who has done this.
What are you talking about? I've tried to cool things down and apply logic wherever possible. Now I know why mob mentality usually wins out over logic - it's safer to not be a target. The most unusual behaviour here is yours - you didn't put forward any case to lynch me while everyone was lining up against NP... and now you claim that all along you "knew" I'm a wolf because the "psychic" told you. That does not make sense. No wookie required.
Except it's not really logic. It doesn't hold up under scrutiny.
I vote to lynch David.
:eek:
By the way, Semaj and LMNO also seem to have a significant amount of votes.
If we do not have sufficient votes to lynch FP then I vote to lynch Semaj, who had 7 from what I saw.
If we do not have sufficient votes to lynch either FP or Semaj I vote to lynch LMNO.
Anyone who believes me and can't help me get FP may want to consider this as well.
Keep in mind the only person I know for certain is a wolf right now is FP. Also, as of right now, the psychic has only made 1 guess and trusting me was a leap of faith on their part. Either the psychic correctly guessed a wolf or they guessed a person and could not know who the wolf was.
most people retracted their lmno votes
oh well its remingtons job to figure out all the re votes so HAHA SUCKER
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: Oh poor Remington
SOMEONE BETTER GET LYNCHED DAMMIT!!! :argh!:
Vote FP for presidency!
oh well if I get lynched, I can just recite poetry in the middle of the night. Undead rules!
I suppose I vote to lynch Fictionpuss.
Quote from: Annabel the Destroyer on February 19, 2010, 03:52:00 AM
P.S.
...by the way, I also noticed that I voted to lynch FP before he voted to lynch me:
Quote from: FP on February 18, 2010, 11:18:47 PM
The thing which is puzzling me, is why did the person who PM'd me claiming to be the psychic, then cast a vote against me? They said they didn't like the way I handled the situation, but that's a bit harsh. And NP, for all his confusion, seems to have accepted his fate and is lining up for a big "I told you so". Ah screw it, I think I'm being played like a fiddle here.
I vote to lynch Annabel the Destroyer.
Hurr?
Durr?
I see a smoke screen, but I don't see any contradiction.
Quote from: Annabel the Destroyer on February 19, 2010, 03:55:17 AM
Quote from: FP on February 19, 2010, 03:50:43 AM
Quote from: Annabel the Destroyer on February 19, 2010, 03:42:06 AM
If you guys look back through the pages you will see FP exhibiting some unusual and inflammatory behavior beyond the back-and-forth "lol no ur werewalf", he is the only person who has done this.
What are you talking about? I've tried to cool things down and apply logic wherever possible. Now I know why mob mentality usually wins out over logic - it's safer to not be a target. The most unusual behaviour here is yours - you didn't put forward any case to lynch me while everyone was lining up against NP... and now you claim that all along you "knew" I'm a wolf because the "psychic" told you. That does not make sense. No wookie required.
Except it's not really logic. It doesn't hold up under scrutiny.
It's certainly easier to dismiss everything I say as 'not holding up under scrutiny', rather than going through and trying to debunk facts on record.
I'm sticking with my vote against you, for while I know that both NP you have lied, I think NP was just confused more than anything else - that a lie in order to lynch a wolf is "okay" or something.
Sadly the truth is in 25+ pages which most people don't have the time to read. Nice job on the smoke screen AtD!
I've gotta say I'm suspicious about AtD, but I don't think anyone's voted that way yet. I'm saving that vote for next round.
My logic is logic. Your "logic" is bullshit and it will be apparent to anyone who scrutinizes it.
We'll see who is right soon enough.
AMIDEDYET?
Hey...
...I'M FUCKING DEAD! WTF? AGAIN?
Oh hey Dok you missed the action, I think TGG is traumatized though.
Quote from: Annabel the Destroyer on February 19, 2010, 03:03:50 AM
One of us is lying, both of us will probably die. There's nothing either of us can say to convince everyone so they'll just have to figure it out the hard way or be crippled with indecision until you and your friends eat everyone.
Quote from: Annabel the Destroyer on February 19, 2010, 03:21:54 AM
Let's look at it this way. If you vote to lynch FP and he's a wolf then you know that I am telling the truth and the psychic really has chosen me to speak for them.
If you vote to lynch NP and he IS a werewolf, then you know that I am, in all likelihood, a werewolf since I was pushing for FP instead of NP. Again, I don't know if NP is a werewolf or not but I am pretty damn certain that FP is.
If you lynch me and I am a wolf you can be pretty certain that FP is not a wolf. If I am human, FP is a wolf.
I am suspicious of Semaj because of his asking that the psychic be revealed.
I am suspicious of LMNO because he told us he was a werewolf, but I am the least certain that he is a werewolf.
I also, haven't read about 10 pages of this, so I should probably go back and check that out.
Quote from: Annabel the Destroyer on February 19, 2010, 03:52:00 AM
P.S.
...by the way, I also noticed that I voted to lynch FP before he voted to lynch me:
Quote from: FP on February 18, 2010, 11:18:47 PM
The thing which is puzzling me, is why did the person who PM'd me claiming to be the psychic, then cast a vote against me? They said they didn't like the way I handled the situation, but that's a bit harsh. And NP, for all his confusion, seems to have accepted his fate and is lining up for a big "I told you so". Ah screw it, I think I'm being played like a fiddle here.
I vote to lynch Annabel the Destroyer.
Hurr?
Quote from: FP on February 19, 2010, 01:02:37 AM
Quote from: Annabel the Destroyer on February 19, 2010, 12:45:07 AM
Quote from: FP on February 19, 2010, 12:34:23 AM
But if you knew that someone was the wolf, wouldn't you put forward a convincing argument to lynch them instead of just a +1 revenge vote?
I think you're doing that job for me, Wolf Fenrir.
Look at how much he's pushing to have me lynched when before I wasn't even considered.
The psychic has told me that I am the only one they have spoken with and that everyone else is lying when they say they have spoken with the psychic.
Let's not confuse things. You claim that you have "special knowledge" that I am a werewolf, yet you did nothing to warn the townsfolk, and did nothing to dissuade the lynch mob forming against an innocent villager. In fact, you kept safely in the background until I pointed the finger at you.
Durr?
^
Logic.
I don't think anyone is going to get lynched today.
I take a bath and come back to find the thread has grown four pages. I miss too much taking care of hygiene and stuff. :x
Quote from: FP on February 17, 2010, 09:46:35 PM
Urgh. I so don't want to be another Jon'nyx. So please bear with me.
I got a PM from one of the players here, claiming to be the psychic, asking not to be revealed. But they also told me to pass on the result of their first guess. My problem now is that if I do pass it on, then I become a target, and if I just quietly ignore it because I don't want the drama, then I become a target in their eyes, wasting their vote. And if it's really a werewolf just fucking with me, then I'm fucked every which way anyway.
It confuses the heck out of me, so I'm just going to take the cowardly way out and let the village decide what I should do, but I'm not going to release the psychics name, even under secrecy of PM, so please don't ask - unless they want to reveal themselves, at which point I will confirm it.
:?
This is what I meant earlier. He was the first person to start that and this is what kicked off all the confusion.
I HOPE YOU ALL DIE :argh!:
I'd go on to point out more but I need to take a shower and go to sleep. I've got a long day ahead of me tomorrow. I probably will not be able to check in.
But to hell with it, I vote to lynch FP, because I am too relaxed to drama right now and because Annie makes sense.
YEAH RIGHT YOU DONT SHOWER ANNABEL!
You know due to this vote split none of our votes really count
BO is like garlic to werewolves...
...I hope.
What we need is villager voting blocs.
Quote from: Pariarrhea on February 19, 2010, 04:20:45 AM
You know due to this vote split none of our votes really count
good :D
:lulz:
I vote to lynch Sigmatic
Quote from: Annabel the Destroyer on February 19, 2010, 04:15:18 AM
Quote from: Annabel the Destroyer on February 19, 2010, 03:03:50 AM
One of us is lying, both of us will probably die. There's nothing either of us can say to convince everyone so they'll just have to figure it out the hard way or be crippled with indecision until you and your friends eat everyone.
Quote from: Annabel the Destroyer on February 19, 2010, 03:21:54 AM
Let's look at it this way. If you vote to lynch FP and he's a wolf then you know that I am telling the truth and the psychic really has chosen me to speak for them.
If you vote to lynch NP and he IS a werewolf, then you know that I am, in all likelihood, a werewolf since I was pushing for FP instead of NP. Again, I don't know if NP is a werewolf or not but I am pretty damn certain that FP is.
If you lynch me and I am a wolf you can be pretty certain that FP is not a wolf. If I am human, FP is a wolf.
I am suspicious of Semaj because of his asking that the psychic be revealed.
I am suspicious of LMNO because he told us he was a werewolf, but I am the least certain that he is a werewolf.
I also, haven't read about 10 pages of this, so I should probably go back and check that out.
Quote from: Annabel the Destroyer on February 19, 2010, 03:52:00 AM
P.S.
...by the way, I also noticed that I voted to lynch FP before he voted to lynch me:
Quote from: FP on February 18, 2010, 11:18:47 PM
The thing which is puzzling me, is why did the person who PM'd me claiming to be the psychic, then cast a vote against me? They said they didn't like the way I handled the situation, but that's a bit harsh. And NP, for all his confusion, seems to have accepted his fate and is lining up for a big "I told you so". Ah screw it, I think I'm being played like a fiddle here.
I vote to lynch Annabel the Destroyer.
Hurr?
Quote from: FP on February 19, 2010, 01:02:37 AM
Quote from: Annabel the Destroyer on February 19, 2010, 12:45:07 AM
Quote from: FP on February 19, 2010, 12:34:23 AM
But if you knew that someone was the wolf, wouldn't you put forward a convincing argument to lynch them instead of just a +1 revenge vote?
I think you're doing that job for me, Wolf Fenrir.
Look at how much he's pushing to have me lynched when before I wasn't even considered.
The psychic has told me that I am the only one they have spoken with and that everyone else is lying when they say they have spoken with the psychic.
Let's not confuse things. You claim that you have "special knowledge" that I am a werewolf, yet you did nothing to warn the townsfolk, and did nothing to dissuade the lynch mob forming against an innocent villager. In fact, you kept safely in the background until I pointed the finger at you.
Durr?
^
Logic.
I still don't see what point you're trying to make there. I said that I thought you were a wolf, not that I was better than playing the game than you.
And :lulz: at this thread in general!
Quote from: Pariarrhea on February 19, 2010, 04:25:36 AM
I vote to lynch Sigmatic
Took you guys long enough. I'm actually insulted that I wasn't arbitrarily fingered earlier.
TOO MUCH DEMOCRACY
:x
I VOTE FOR MY CATS TO BECOME KING OF TOWN!
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Ahhh ... Chaos
*pleasent sigh*
...one last thing before I go.
FP was able to fake the message about being contacted by the psychic pegging Lysergic as an innocent because he already knew who the real wolves were. He was able to make a convincing feint because of that.
He then proceeded to nom the fuck out of Lys and he waited for someone to accuse him so he could try and pin it on them. That someone happened to be me.
Quote from: Annabel the Destroyer on February 19, 2010, 04:17:07 AM
Quote from: FP on February 17, 2010, 09:46:35 PM
Urgh. I so don't want to be another Jon'nyx. So please bear with me.
I got a PM from one of the players here, claiming to be the psychic, asking not to be revealed. But they also told me to pass on the result of their first guess. My problem now is that if I do pass it on, then I become a target, and if I just quietly ignore it because I don't want the drama, then I become a target in their eyes, wasting their vote. And if it's really a werewolf just fucking with me, then I'm fucked every which way anyway.
It confuses the heck out of me, so I'm just going to take the cowardly way out and let the village decide what I should do, but I'm not going to release the psychics name, even under secrecy of PM, so please don't ask - unless they want to reveal themselves, at which point I will confirm it.
:?
This is what I meant earlier. He was the first person to start that and this is what kicked off all the confusion.
Yes, AtD, because I planned all of this in advance!
:judge:
Argh! :argh!:
Double argh!
Village's most wanted: FP, LMNO, Semaj.
(as I see it)
Quote from: Annabel the Destroyer on February 19, 2010, 04:35:57 AM
...one last thing before I go.
FP was able to fake the message about being contacted by the psychic pegging Lysergic as an innocent because he already knew who the real wolves were. He was able to make a convincing feint because of that.
He then proceeded to nom the fuck out of Lys and he waited for someone to accuse him so he could try and pin it on them. That someone happened to be me.
This is a good point.... :sad:
Quote from: FP on February 19, 2010, 04:37:51 AM
Quote from: Annabel the Destroyer on February 19, 2010, 04:17:07 AM
Quote from: FP on February 17, 2010, 09:46:35 PM
Urgh. I so don't want to be another Jon'nyx. So please bear with me.
I got a PM from one of the players here, claiming to be the psychic, asking not to be revealed. But they also told me to pass on the result of their first guess. My problem now is that if I do pass it on, then I become a target, and if I just quietly ignore it because I don't want the drama, then I become a target in their eyes, wasting their vote. And if it's really a werewolf just fucking with me, then I'm fucked every which way anyway.
It confuses the heck out of me, so I'm just going to take the cowardly way out and let the village decide what I should do, but I'm not going to release the psychics name, even under secrecy of PM, so please don't ask - unless they want to reveal themselves, at which point I will confirm it.
:?
This is what I meant earlier. He was the first person to start that and this is what kicked off all the confusion.
Yes, AtD, because I planned all of this in advance!
:judge:
You did. It was clever.
You fucked up when you tried to pull the "psychic" bit though. See, when you claimed that I sent you that message you already knew Lysergic was going to die. You didn't claim WHO it was that sent you the message until after I announced what the psychic told me.
If you had really been contacted by the psychic and the person they told you was an innocent was immediately killed then you would have announced to everyone that the person who contacted you was most likely a wolf, but you didn't.
Still, good show old chap.
I believe I'm still most nominated for the Lynch Arias. When can I make my acceptance speech?
I vote to lynch FP.
P.S. GOTCHA BITCH!
I'm gonna get the rest of your werewolf friends too, even if you kill me. :fap:
Alright, I'm going to sleep for real this time.
Hear Ye, Hear Ye, the Oracle Speaks
The villagers debated and argued amongst themselves the following day, but they could not seem to come to an agreement. The council stretched on through the evening, and when dusk began to fall they knew they had failed at their chance to strike back at the wolves. They returned to their houses, and prepared for bed. The ominous reality was said by none but understood by all: for one of them, this night would never end.
No Lynch
It is now night. Wolf Angau, send me your kill. Psychic, send me a guess.
bahaahaha. FEAST WOLFIES, FEAST!
Phew! Now what?
now someone gets eaten. im going to marinate and season myself in case its me :D
I guess I'll present myself and take it as a personal insult if I don't get eaten :(
Okay, we need to get our shit together.
I NEED NINE DISCORDIANS WITH ATTITUDE!
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It seems clear that we need a council of villagers who are committed to beating the werewolves. Nine at least, to secure a quorum when we have come to a conclusion. If you're interested in an alliance, PM me. Your identity will be secure.
Secret societies never work out in the end, cause usually the enemy is running it or the enemy can oso easily infiltrate it
It's that or mob rule.
Aren't you like, one of the most suspect of us all? You're awfully anti-organization. Which makes sense, since not being organized is what has kept you alive.
i bet all the wolves will join your group
you probably ARE a wolf
Quote from: Fredamir Putin on February 19, 2010, 06:13:03 AM
i bet all the wolves will join your group
you probably ARE a wolf
Sheesh. I'm trying to organize an anti wolf strike force.
If this group actually comes together and votes on who to lynch as a block of votes, then the wolves don't stand a chance.
ETA: Well technically they do stand a chance, but it's a lot more weighted in villager favor. Numerically speaking, even if all three wolves are in the group, the six villagers will find out quickly enough.
ALSO:
Having the psychic on this team would be a big help.
except for the wolves will be IN the group picking off innocents :argh!: THINK THINGS THROUGH MAN
What??! No lynch?????? Damn, well, someone's gonna get eaten...
TGG,
Possibly plotting something... :evil:
Quick, someone get me a multimillion dollar "YES WE CAN" ad campaign.
Quote from: Annabel the Destroyer on February 19, 2010, 04:35:57 AM
He then proceeded to nom the fuck out of Lys and he waited for someone to accuse him so he could try and pin it on them. That someone happened to be me.
Not true. You voted against me, but you didn't try to pin the wolfs tail on me until I cast my vote against you.
So your story isn't straight there.
Quote from: Annabel the Destroyer on February 19, 2010, 04:41:44 AM
See, when you claimed that I sent you that message you already knew Lysergic was going to die. You didn't claim WHO it was that sent you the message until after I announced what the psychic told me.
Again, you got the events out of order. I know you were rushing to cover your own ass before the voting closed, but you really didn't mention anything about the "psychic" contacting you until I first cast my vote against you. That's just a matter of record.
Quote from: Annabel the Destroyer on February 19, 2010, 04:41:44 AM
If you had really been contacted by the psychic and the person they told you was an innocent was immediately killed then you would have announced to everyone that the person who contacted you was most likely a wolf, but you didn't.
Still, good show old chap.
It took me a while to understand this sentence, but when I did I saw that it doesn't follow. You were the one who told me about Lysergic being human, after I passed that on to the board it wasn't surprising to me that the wolves would choose him. You're right, in hindsight, it does seem like he was chosen for dramatic effect... which is why I said that I'd been played like a fiddle... and it's a nice touch trying to give me all the "credit" :wink:
Also - NP already said that the person who contacted me was probably a wolf, but since I mostly suspected NP at that time because of the fake PM and the claim that he was the psychic, I didn't give it much thought.
Neither did anyone else, for that matter, which is another flaw in your logic.
Quote from: Sigmatic on February 19, 2010, 06:10:13 AM
It's that or mob rule.
It's mob rule anyway unless the team makes an extra special effort to fact-check statements and do the boring work of picking apart the logical inconsistencies. For example, I noticed that although AtD and I were throwing back and forth claims of "logic", no one else has gone through and come to an independent decision. So what it came down to in the end was not logic but emotion and writing style, but one of us is the probably* the wolf we claim each other to be, and there is a way to discover which. To get our shit together - 47 hours and counting :|
*I take lying to be a strong sign, personally.
my decision was QUITE independent since i chose YOU while everyone else was still in the OMG LMNO stage
but i just chose you cause i felt like it :lol:
FP - I wish people weren't so fatalistic about working together more closely on this. The nature of the situation is stacked against the villagers, especially on a forum where everybody and their dog are heavyweight contrarians of the first order-
"Who are you calling contrarian, Sigmatic? I am so not con- Oh."
:lol::hi5::x
It looks like a game theory problem to me. You graph out the probability trees, and apply facts as they come along to them. In the end choosing a good process doesn't guarantee victory, but our chances of surviving are vastly superior to those if we don't have any process at all.
Durr.. what happened to that last village? Let's do the same!
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:mullet:
STOP POSTING SO MUCH, ASSHOLES!!! :argh!:
Quote from: Jason Wabash on February 19, 2010, 07:28:23 AM
STOP POSTING SO MUCH, ASSHOLES!!! :argh!:
This
and I think the next vote should be for TGG. I think she checked in to see if she'd been lynched and to pick out someone to eat.
Based on previous evidence, I would say that TGG had murdered the Dok in cold hard murder awhile back, and she went to admire her handiwork and found some mangy dog had put claws in her art. Nothing worth investigating by the sounds of it.
Maybe if we clean our necks with lemon scented clothes, it'll attract vampires.
Quote from: Fredamir Putin on February 19, 2010, 05:11:58 AM
now someone gets eaten. im going to marinate and season myself in case its me :D
HAWT :fap:
(ok will back out of the thread now again--just, I am reading this and finding it highly entertaining, but I do wish everybody would keep a tally of all the votes whenever you cast one, LIKE REMINGTON REQUESTED, it makes things a lot easier)
Oh my lord, you mean we STILL didn't lynch anyone? We're all gunna get eaten and it's ALL YOUR FAULT.
I vote to lynch FP for the murder of Lysergic.
Who got killed?
hm, I guess I'll cast my vote for NP since he found out my secret of how Dok died.
Wow. This thread got really long, really fast.
But I can't help but feel bad. Because I lied to you. I really am a werewolf.
And I hate what I've become. So I vote to lynch Siggy(Felix).
:argh!: You people
1. It's nighttime
2. You guys STILL aren't keeping track of your votes
Quote from: ThatGreenGentleman on February 19, 2010, 02:26:40 PM
hm, I guess I'll cast my vote for NP since he found out my secret of how Dok died.
3. You vote has to be stated as "I vote to lynch [name] - [Vote Tally]". Even if it were day, this vote wouldn't count.
Ehh, I think I'm out... I'm not keen on wading through 30 pages to keep a tally every time I cast a vote.
Nobody got lynched. we couldn't decide.
Quote from: Hoopla on February 19, 2010, 04:37:37 PM
Ehh, I think I'm out... I'm not keen on wading through 30 pages to keep a tally every time I cast a vote.
It's actually really simple. You don't have to wade back through tons of pages, just make sure you add/switch your own vote to the existing tally.
What about quoting+modifying the last vote tally and include names so that there's no confusion. Since SMF warns you about new posts, and all you do to vote is to add your name to the last updated list, there's no excuse for getting it out of order.
E.g. Bob posts:
Sue - John, Rick, Bob
Jer - Steve
Then Sue posts:
Sue - John, Rick, Bob
Jer - Steve, Sue
And Rick changes his vote, because he's a cunning wolf:
Sue - John, Bob
Jer - Steve, Sue, Rick
Basically - everyone could see at a glance what the votes are... and if anyone tries to play games, it'd be immediately obvious. We could make it more fancy - bolding for new votes, strikethrough for a changed vote, etc... but it's a simple and functional way to avoid the confusion we faced yesterday.
Quote from: Remington on February 19, 2010, 04:43:34 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on February 19, 2010, 04:37:37 PM
Ehh, I think I'm out... I'm not keen on wading through 30 pages to keep a tally every time I cast a vote.
It's actually really simple. You don't have to wade back through tons of pages, just make sure you add/switch your own vote to the existing tally.
Ok, good point... sorry, work is being a bitch at the moment.
Also,
Hear Ye, Hear Ye, the Oracle Speaks
As dawn broke over the village, the inhabitants of Discordia woke and breathed a sigh of relief, grateful that they had escaped the werewolves' attention. When they went out to check on their neighbours, they saw the the grim reality: one more of the village's houses had gone dark.
A search team was organized, and they made their way slowly through the abandoned house. An air of dread seemed to permeate the house, as if the foul beasts were still in the house. The team completed their search, and...
Nothing. The house appeared abandoned because it was abandoned.
None of the villagers could understand it. the previous two corpses were left out in the open, to scare and intimidate the villagers. What was the point of killing without making a show of it? The consensus seemed to be that the house's inhabitant had left home and fled the villager, when Hoopla suddenly held up a hand. "That's odd," he said. "I smell... incense?"
Hoopla followed the smell up to the bedroom. It seemed to be coming from the dresser. He held his ear against the wall, then tapped it with his knuckles. It echoed hollowly.
"Right here, boy" he said excitedly. "The smell's coming from in here."
He began to move the dresser aside, pushing it to the corner with the help of LMNO. Inch by inch they revealed the secret of the house: a doorway lay behind the dresser, cut into the wall and leading into a hidden alcove. The incense was intense now, and it mingled with the smell of rotting flesh to create a sickening odour. The team cautiously stepped through the doorway...
They gasped. Hidden in the small alcove was a complete shrine, although to what Goddess or religion, they could not tell. All of the statues and incense sticks were arranged around the central object in the room: a golden bowl full of crystal-clear water. The water was oddly reflective, and it seemed to shimmer and reafract the light from the lantern in wildly dancing patterns. Annabel the Destroyer lay sprawled on the floor in a pool of dried blood; his eyes and throat had been ripped out. The eyes that had seen the truth, and the throat that could speak it, were no more.
Wolf Angau has killed Annabel the Destroyer. He was the Psychic.
It is now daytime. The villagers have 24 hours to secure a lynch (9 votes required).
Uh oh.
Well, now that the cat is out of the bag, FP and Semaj are wolves for sure. I suspect Miss Freeky may be the other.
Quote from: Annabel the Destroyer on February 19, 2010, 05:16:26 PM
Well, now that the cat is out of the bag, FP and Semaj are wolves for sure. I suspect Miss Freeky may be the other.
Daytime, dead people, etc.
BACK TO THE GRAVE WITH JOO!
:cry: ANNABEL NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU WERE SO YOUNG AND INNOCE.... haw yeah right
So if that means AtD wasn't lying about scanning Lys when he PM'd me, and just assumed I was a wolf because of his own paranoia, then I guess I should have listened to him in the first place :sad:
Oh no, AtD. :sad: We will miss you, my cats and I .
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I vote to lynch FP
FP: 1
I was wrong about AtD being a wolf, but logically consistent. The two people I've suspected of being wolves (NP, AtD) all had gaping holes in their logic. At least in the case of AtD, he had a reason for lying, as he was the psychic and needed to protect his identity for the good of us all.
NP and AtD both claimed to be the psychic, and said that they scanned me to back up their argument.
They can't both be right.
AtD claimed to scan Lys and me in one night (impossible). And NP was not the psychic. I understand trying to back up a strong suspicion with the claim that they scanned an individual, but since all of the claims made are on record, we can easily find out whose story is the straightest.
My guess is that AtD told me about Lys in order to see whether I was trustworthy -- since his idea of trustworthy was (as described by his lie about his own behaviour) to keep it secret - i.e. not write a confused message to the thread asking for advice about what to do when someone claiming to be the wolf PMs you - I suppose I failed his test.
Actually, you make a good point.
I vote to lynch NP
NP: 1
I'm pretty sure AtD was the psychic, guys.
Quote from: Remington on February 19, 2010, 05:13:03 PM
Also,
Hear Ye, Hear Ye, the Oracle Speaks
<snip>
Wolf Angau has killed Annabel the Destroyer. He was the Psychic.
Can we move on?
I'm gonna have to hold off on voting, because I'ma be out and about today and tomorrow. I'll check in when I can today, though. And I probably won't be totally gone until about 1 or so today, my time.
Quote from: Sigmatic on February 19, 2010, 06:36:20 PM
I'm pretty sure AtD was the psychic, guys.
Quote from: Remington on February 19, 2010, 05:13:03 PM
Also,
Hear Ye, Hear Ye, the Oracle Speaks
<snip>
Wolf Angau has killed Annabel the Destroyer. He was the Psychic.
Can we move on?
Was anyone disputing that?
I vote to lynch FP.
if hes a wolf good, if hes not a least he wont be able to talk during the day anymore. STOP WITH THE LONG WINDED EXPLANATIONS
NP: 1
FP: 1
I vote to lynch Fred.
Confusion is the friend of the wolves - from the start you've been against anyone who tries to explain things rather than just going with random choices. Random choices (from amongst the pool of the villagers) is also the friend of the wolves.
Fred: 1
NP: 1
FP: 1
EDIT - but either way, I'll match consensus today, as we need to make some progress on this.
i chose you both times thats not random, its consistent :D IM IN IT FOR THE LULZ!!!!
also WOO I HAVE A VOTE IM POPULAR
Time for some proper logical induction.
P1: AtD was definitely the psychic.
P2: AtD has no reason to lie about FP and Semaj, because he is dead.
Conclusion: FP and Semaj are likely wolves.
He only got one guess though, so he can only know one for certain.
he got a guess last night before he got eaten too
Hmmmm...
Ok, changing mine again...
I re-vote to lynch FP.
FP: 2
Fred: 1
Quote from: Fredamir Putin on February 19, 2010, 08:11:58 PM
he got a guess last night before he got eaten too
Unless he was eaten before he could make a guess?
Quote from: Sigmatic on February 19, 2010, 07:39:36 PM
Time for some proper logical induction.
P1: AtD was definitely the psychic.
Agreed.
Quote from: Sigmatic on February 19, 2010, 07:39:36 PM
P2: AtD has no reason to lie about FP and Semaj, because he is dead.
The character AtD is playing (the dead psychic) has reason to lie about who they scanned if they have a strong suspicion -- from his perspective, if he is right then "the ends justify the means". It's okay to have suspicions - it's hard not to.
But it is extremely unlikely that AtD would be lucky enough to pin two wolves with the only two guesses he had before his untimely death. If so, then it is an admission that it is sufficient to work out who is a wolf based purely upon whether or not they are logically consistent. Which is good news for us because we are now without a psychic. But we shouldn't get carried away.
AtD is basically saying that they are smarter than everyone who voted for anyone other than his suspicions.
I vote to lynch FP.
FP - 3
Fred - 1
Doesn't satisfy my suspicion.
FP - 4
Fred - 1
ETA: Sorry dude, if you're not a werewolf, you did a good job of looking like one.
I can verify that Annabel received two guesses.
You have to also take into account that there are THREE wolves, and AtD could have been killed by someone other than FP or Siggy.
Someone like me, for example.
Quote from: LMNO on February 19, 2010, 08:20:52 PM
You have to also take into account that there are THREE wolves, and AtD could have been killed by someone other than FP or Siggy.
Someone like me, for example.
Psh wha' EVA!
*snaps his fingers in a "z"*
well of course lmno :D some wolf could have killed him to throw suspicion on FP
but i still want to kill fp... :D
I vote to kill FP. He'd almost definitely a dog.
Also, why would I be a werewolf?
We're gunna look so stupid when LMNO rips us to shreds... But I'm still voting FP.
Quote from: BDS on February 19, 2010, 08:23:56 PM
We're gunna look so stupid when LMNO rips us to shreds... But I'm still voting FP.
No! We are being CLEVER by not taking the bait! :lulz:
Quote from: Dr. James Semaj on February 19, 2010, 08:23:19 PM
I vote to kill FP. He'd almost definitely a dog.
Also, why would I be a werewolf?
VOTE IN PROPER FORM SO IT COUNTS :argh!:
I vote to lynch FP. There you go.
PUT THE TALLY
FP - 5
Fred - 1
there i did it for you you unruly bastard!
FP - 5
FERD - 1
Woops. Sorry. Thanks BDS.
Quote from: Fredamir Putin on February 19, 2010, 08:27:01 PM
PUT THE TALLY
FP - 5
Fred - 1
there i did it for you you unruly bastard!
Someone is keen to taste blood!
im saving myself since im the other one with a vote :lol:
the faster you die the more i live :mrgreen:
Quote from: FP on February 19, 2010, 08:28:36 PM
Quote from: Fredamir Putin on February 19, 2010, 08:27:01 PM
PUT THE TALLY
FP - 5
Fred - 1
there i did it for you you unruly bastard!
Someone is keen to taste blood!
Well, it HAS been thirty-four pages and no lynchings.
Aye. Something needs to happen.
Since no one seems to believe me, I vote To lynch Siggy. Why? Who can say?
FP - 5
Fred - 1
Siggy - 1
Quote from: LMNO on February 19, 2010, 08:49:56 PM
Since no one seems to believe me, I vote To lynch Siggy. Why? Who can say?
FP - 5
Fred - 1
Siggy - 1
DICK MOOOVE!
:walken:
Why do you suspect Sigmatic?
He doesn't, he just doesn't want the game to end too soon.
LMNO - I don't Sigmatic is one, since he has taken an organising role (the anti wolf defamation league or somesuch) and Chess Masters tend to stay safely in the background pulling strings.
QuoteHe doesn't, he just doesn't want the game to end too soon.
Ah, fair enough. Village madman.
Quote
Chess Masters tend to stay safely in the background pulling strings.
Good point.
Wait, for once I'm credible for the right reasons?
Someone check the temperature in hell.
Absolute zero.
I vote to lynch FP
FP-6
Fred-1
Siggy-1
This is getting good...
Hoopla
-rubbing his hands together, grinning, noting he has never been suspected yet
YET
Quote from: Hoopla on February 19, 2010, 09:10:45 PM
This is getting good...
Hoopla
-rubbing his hands together, grinning, noting he has never been suspected yet
It's tempting to make yourself seem suspicious when you haven't been accused yet, isn't it?
I keep hoping cooler heads will prevail.
I VOTE TO LYNCH EVERYONE.
EVERYONE - >9000
THERE. THAT'LL LEARN YE.
Quote from: Sigmatic on February 19, 2010, 09:12:29 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on February 19, 2010, 09:10:45 PM
This is getting good...
Hoopla
-rubbing his hands together, grinning, noting he has never been suspected yet
It's tempting to make yourself seem suspicious when you haven't been accused yet, isn't it?
T'is!
I vote to lynch FP.
TALLY!
FP-7
Fred-1
Siggy-1
.... Wait.
I retract my vote.
I vote to lynch FRED
FP - 6
Fred - 2
Siggy - 1
(Something seems afoul, why would ANYONE want to compromise their own fellow wolf-kin? It is possible Annabel didn't scan FP and he scanned me instead then making the judgement that since I'm not a wolf FP by conclusion should be)
Kill Annabel. Make FP suspisious. Come on? Yes since Annabel is revealed, I was obviously not the psychic.
But, it is possible that they were expecting this
:tinfoilhat:
Another lynchless day?
If you want to make your vote count for anything NP, this might be an interesting time to admit that you forged that PM from me. We still have time to win this, but not if the mob rules win out, and the sheep follow the wolves.
Yes, I forged that PM.
How many votes do we need to secure a lynch now?
Quote from: Pariarrhea on February 19, 2010, 09:32:22 PM
Another lynchless day?
Well we have 18 hours or so, since the days have to be a real 24 hour period, in order to let everybody join in. I guess nights can be shorter since only the psychic and one wolf make any decisions.
Quote from: NotPublished on February 19, 2010, 09:29:39 PM
.... Wait.
I retract my vote.
I vote to lynch FRED
FP - 6
Fred - 2
Siggy - 1
(Something seems afoul, why would ANYONE want to compromise their own fellow wolf-kin? It is possible Annabel didn't scan FP and he scanned me instead then making the judgement that since I'm not a wolf FP by conclusion should be)
Kill Annabel. Make FP suspisious. Come on? Yes since Annabel is revealed, I was obviously not the psychic.
But, it is possible that they were expecting this
:tinfoilhat:
Fool!
It would be quite funny if me and FP both died (And turns out that neither of us were wolfs) then you'd be screwed :lulz: :lulz:
Or just vote to lynch LMNO. But no one seems to believe him anymore =/
Quote from: NotPublished on February 19, 2010, 09:45:14 PM
It would be quite funny if me and FP both died (And turns out that neither of us were wolfs) then you'd be screwed :lulz: :lulz:
Or just vote to lynch LMNO. But no one seems to believe him anymore =/
I used to think LMNO was a wolf, but there's no reason to think so.
But he keeps saying he's a wolf!
...
LMNO voted to lynch Sig.
Sig says what a dickish move on LMNOs behalf.
Why was it dickish?
Is it because LMNO being a wolf voted for his companion Sig!
I have reason to believe LMNO, as he has always told the truth, and been upfront and direct.
But no one will listen to me..
*rocks back and forth in the corner* NO ONE NO ONE NO ONE NO ONE NO ONE NO ONE
Quote from: NotPublished on February 19, 2010, 09:35:04 PM
Yes, I forged that PM.
Thanks :)
I'll vote for whoever the consensus ends up as, so with that in mind, I'm "happy" to be the backup lynchee, if another more logical candidate can't be found, and the lust for
any lynching prevails. There are three wolves, and we have no other leads yet. We also have time on our side today, so we can see how people react under the pressure of being voted against, and who argues for what, and how.
This is the only investigative tool we have.
It was a dick move because he KNOWS neither of us are wolves (or at least has no reason to think so) and he's just in it for the lulz. His vote could really count, but instead he's drawing suspicion on me for kicks.
Yeah, but it's not until you accuse someone, and you have a chance to kick holes in their defense, that you can have a chance of finding out who is who. Why are you against this natural process?
How can anyone ever been certain?
How is LMNO to know that your not a werewolf for sure? Unless he's a werewolf himself. Or that your a reverse-werewolf, Mr Sigmatic. I hear werewolfs get discounts on cheap communication and airflights.
Quote from: FP on February 19, 2010, 09:53:04 PM
Yeah, but it's not until you accuse someone, and you have a chance to kick holes in their defense, that you can have a chance of finding out who is who. Why are you against this natural process?
Stop putting words in my mouth. :lol: What does the process of guess-and-check have to do with LMNO being an asshat?
Quote from: NotPublished on February 19, 2010, 09:55:31 PM
How can anyone ever been certain?
How is LMNO to know that your not a werewolf for sure? Unless he's a werewolf himself. Or that your a reverse-werewolf, Mr Sigmatic. I hear werewolfs get discounts on cheap communication and airflights.
"or at least has no reason to think so"
It isn't obvious to you that he's just poking fun at me for taking him seriously and campaigning against him earlier on?
Do you admit to getting discounts on communication and air flights?!
Quote from: NotPublished on February 19, 2010, 09:57:56 PM
Do you admit to getting discounts on communication and air flights?!
NEVER! I WILL NEVER GIVE UP THE COMPLEMENTARY BOOZE AND MIDGET SIZED STOWAGE!!
This soul is pure and clean shaven.
You have come third place in this years, "The Village's Next Top Lynchee"
Its up to Fred and FP now to do battle.
I VOTE TO LYNCH NP because I don't want the game to end too quickly this time. :sad:
FP 6
Fred 2
Sigmatic 1
NP 1
I'm a catalyst to happy endings? Nice 1 !
It seems NP and Sigmatic are battling it out for 3rd place.. GO SIGMATIC GO! I BELIEVE IN YOU
OK, you're right that was a dick move. I retract my vote.
I vote to lynch myself.
FP - 6
Fred - 2
NP - 1
LMNO - 1
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on February 19, 2010, 10:04:41 PM
I VOTE TO LYNCH NP because I don't want the game to end too quickly this time. :sad:
FP 6
Fred 2
Sigmatic 1
NP 1
What?
Where the hell did that come from? "Having the game end too quickly" is the same as "having the villagers win".
Why don't you want the villagers to win, Freeky?
I was just gonna get onto that!
Until LMNO wtf'd me :(
Could be that because I'm onto Siggys furry trail! And he intended me to be wtf'd
:magick:
Well, I guess when you put it that way... Sorry.
I vote to lynch FP.
FP 7
Fred 2
LMNO 1
And I didn't want the game to end too quickly because its fun! :sad: Last time we played, it was tooooo short. :sad:
yeah but all the villagers died anyway, this time around its just been a mind game
Quote from: Sigmatic on February 19, 2010, 09:55:45 PM
Quote from: FP on February 19, 2010, 09:53:04 PM
Yeah, but it's not until you accuse someone, and you have a chance to kick holes in their defense, that you can have a chance of finding out who is who. Why are you against this natural process?
Stop putting words in my mouth. :lol: What does the process of guess-and-check have to do with LMNO being an asshat?
It has nothing to do with LMNO being an asshat, it's to do with message control. The reason I was under suspicion in the first place is because Fred voted against me "FOR BEING TOO CONFUSING"/trying to work out the logic, now you head a secretive "anti-wolf league" (which you took your first opportunity to kick me out of).
So one arm is trying silence public dissent, and the other arm creates a private forum, getting around the dead-people-can't-talk-during-the-day restriction, the result of which is that anyone you choose cannot see or defend themselves against the arguments crafted against them. Then the secret group votes as a block, which is happening now.
All is fair in wolves and villagers, but I'm not putting words in your mouth.
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on February 19, 2010, 10:10:25 PM
And I didn't want the game to end too quickly because its fun! :sad: Last time we played, it was tooooo short. :sad:
Sorry to butt in here, but I think it's patently obvious that Freeky is a werewolf, and should be lynched.
I mean, come on.
Quote from: Sigmatic on February 19, 2010, 10:06:56 PM
Why don't you want the villagers to win, Freeky?
Message Control.
SIGHH NO ONE UNDERSTANDS ME. IM JUST A HUMAN IN THIS WOLF WORLD
*cuts wrist*
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 19, 2010, 10:12:09 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on February 19, 2010, 10:10:25 PM
And I didn't want the game to end too quickly because its fun! :sad: Last time we played, it was tooooo short. :sad:
Sorry to butt in here, but I think it's patently obvious that Freeky is a werewolf, and should be lynched.
I mean, come on.
Ssssshhh don't tell me you're rooting for the villagers?
WHOOOOOO GO WEREWOLVES
EAT THOSE FUKCERS YEAEAEAAEA
:banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana:
(oooohhh what you gonna do, LYNCH ME? :lulz:)
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on February 19, 2010, 10:10:25 PM
And I didn't want the game to end too quickly because its fun! :sad: Last time we played, it was tooooo short. :sad:
There can always be moar. :)
Besides, the more individual games we play, the more people get to play different roles.
Quote from: FP on February 19, 2010, 10:11:34 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on February 19, 2010, 09:55:45 PM
Quote from: FP on February 19, 2010, 09:53:04 PM
Yeah, but it's not until you accuse someone, and you have a chance to kick holes in their defense, that you can have a chance of finding out who is who. Why are you against this natural process?
Stop putting words in my mouth. :lol: What does the process of guess-and-check have to do with LMNO being an asshat?
It has nothing to do with LMNO being an asshat, it's to do with message control. The reason I was under suspicion in the first place is because Fred voted against me "FOR BEING TOO CONFUSING"/trying to work out the logic, now you head a secretive "anti-wolf league" (which you took your first opportunity to kick me out of).
So one arm is trying silence public dissent, and the other arm creates a private forum, getting around the dead-people-can't-talk-during-the-day restriction, the result of which is that anyone you choose cannot see or defend themselves against the arguments crafted against them. Then the secret group votes as a block, which is happening now.
All is fair in wolves and villagers, but I'm not putting words in your mouth.
The secret group isn't acting as a bloc, and I haven't stopped updating you on that one. Other members just aren't sending me much in the way of feedback to shoot back at you in PM. The fact that I suspect you of being a wolf and aren't satisfied with your rebuttals has nothing to do with it.
Quote from: FP on February 19, 2010, 10:12:50 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on February 19, 2010, 10:06:56 PM
Why don't you want the villagers to win, Freeky?
Message Control.
It's called "arguing". She can vote how she wants, and I will lobby for what I think is best.
Quote from: FP on February 19, 2010, 10:11:34 PM
The reason I was under suspicion in the first place is because Fred voted against me "FOR BEING TOO CONFUSING"/trying to work out the logic
To be honest, that's just how Fred is.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 19, 2010, 10:12:09 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on February 19, 2010, 10:10:25 PM
And I didn't want the game to end too quickly because its fun! :sad: Last time we played, it was tooooo short. :sad:
Sorry to butt in here, but I think it's patently obvious that Freeky is a werewolf, and should be lynched.
I mean, come on.
:lulz: Maybe, but if she's willing to vote for someone I am
sure is a wolf, she can stay.
Ohh so the secret council is in operation? Its just like a government :x I FEEL OPRESSED; you haven't done any background checks on your members! I bet there is atleast 3 wolves are in there, 2 Russians and a Jew .. dunno about the rest.
Look at Remingtons - OP.
Quote1. Annabel the Destroyer The Psychic never even saw it coming
It could either be a play on that the future seeing psychic wasn't psychic enough to save himself. Or that he didn't look in the right direction and is suspecting the wrong peeps. Whatever it is, it is a good reminder that there are several other people who have not really interacted with us.
Theres Iason .. I forget the rest :x
Yeah, but until we've run out of people who stand more than a coin-toss chance of being a wolf, it doesn't pay to suspect the nonparticipants.
Their LACK of interaction could also be an obvious sign, those who come onto the forums regularly but somehow miss to interact with this topic, they could just be reading it
:tinfoilhat:
I-I..H-hhhave the math!
Quote from: Sigmatic on February 19, 2010, 10:19:00 PM
:lulz: Maybe, but if she's willing to vote for someone I am sure is a wolf, she can stay.
Well you quickly intimidated her back into line, so it's not like she had a choice to cast her vote freely based upon her own inclinations.
Well played.
Then again, I was completely wrong about AtD, so :?
Quote from: FP on February 19, 2010, 10:26:51 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on February 19, 2010, 10:19:00 PM
:lulz: Maybe, but if she's willing to vote for someone I am sure is a wolf, she can stay.
Well you quickly intimidated her back into line, so it's not like she had a choice to cast her vote freely based upon her own inclinations.
Well played.
You're just bitter because I caught you. ;)
Am I not participating in something?
Quote from: gin on February 19, 2010, 10:31:30 PM
Am I not participating in something?
You're supposed to linger in this thread and make up reasons why the person you don't like should be hung, so we can dismantle your intentions and motives and pick apart everything you say and decide whether to hang you.
It's fun. No really.
:lulz:
I meant this part
Quote from: NotPublished on February 19, 2010, 10:19:13 PM
Ohh so the secret council is in operation? Its just like a government :x I FEEL OPRESSED; you haven't done any background checks on your members! I bet there is atleast 3 wolves are in there, 2 Russians and a Jew .. dunno about the rest.
Look at Remingtons - OP.
Quote1. Annabel the Destroyer The Psychic never even saw it coming
It could either be a play on that the future seeing psychic wasn't psychic enough to save himself. Or that he didn't look in the right direction and is suspecting the wrong peeps. Whatever it is, it is a good reminder that there are several other people who have not really interacted with us.
Theres Iason .. I forget the rest :x
It's an opportunity to troll Discordians. But without the literal lynching at the end. Maybe.
I CALL TROLL :troll:
mkay. I'll vote for whomever has the most votes but I'm leaning towards Mistress Freeky.
lol i got another vote
2 ppl loooove me
I for one am SHOCKED and INSULTED that nobody has found it suspicious that I didn't even join in the conversation until the 20th page or whenever it was. I mean, come on, people.
im not even sure who you ARE :lol:
So, not much has been done here since I left.
Quote from: Fredamir Putin on February 19, 2010, 11:57:42 PM
im not even sure who you ARE :lol:
I'm actually Shrunkenheadspace. I was inspired to fight crime by the 1981 comedy
Cannonball Run.
Cool. So, we've got two dead village mad scientists, and village superhero.
Quote from: NotPublished on February 19, 2010, 10:19:13 PM
Whatever it is, it is a good reminder that there are several other people who have not really interacted with us.
Theres Iason .. I forget the rest :x
Yeah, sorry about ignoring this here thread, I've been out of town for a few days.
Still, you guys could have at least lynched one wolf while I was gone.
You really left us hanging, leaving like that.
Quote from: CAPTAIN CHAOS on February 20, 2010, 12:05:23 AM
Quote from: Fredamir Putin on February 19, 2010, 11:57:42 PM
im not even sure who you ARE :lol:
I'm actually Shrunkenheadspace. I was inspired to fight crime by the 1981 comedy Cannonball Run.
oic!
QuoteStill, you guys could have at least lynched one wolf while I was gone.
We tried.
Ok, so I have no idea what is going on, but it seems all the cool kids are lynching FP.
So,
I vote to lynch FP.
FP 8
Fred 2
LMNO 1
Three wolves left, and three votes not for FP. What can it mean?
Quote from: FP on February 20, 2010, 12:57:25 AM
Three wolves left, and three votes not for FP. What can it mean?
I hate to tell you this, but that correlation would actually seem to indicate that the wolves want to protect you. Almost as if you're one of them.
Remington: If none of the players who haven't voted don't vote, will 8 votes be insufficient? Seems unfair.
There's no need, I'll vote for myself if that's consensus, like I said before. I'm just hoping we can still be rational about this.
theres no rational when it comes to lynching.
Quote from: Fredamir Putin on February 20, 2010, 01:57:28 AM
theres no rational when it comes to lynching.
You're telling me...
sorry I haven't been posting a lot guys. But yea, I vote to lynch FP. He just seems too furry.
Quote from: ThatGreenGentleman on February 20, 2010, 03:32:03 AM
sorry I haven't been posting a lot guys. But yea, I vote to lynch FP. He just seems too furry.
so
FP 9
Fred 2
LMNO 1
So I'm beginning to think that my wrongful lynching will be quite merciful compared to whatever macabre festival of horror the wolves would have wracked upon my body.
Too furry TGG? That's rich, considering that your surname is "Howl"! :eek:
Quote from: FP on February 20, 2010, 04:15:52 AM
So I'm beginning to think that my wrongful lynching will be quite merciful compared to whatever macabre festival of horror the wolves would have wracked upon my body.
Too furry TGG? That's rich, considering that your surname is "Howl"! :eek:
Plot... growing... thicker...
Must... stop... talking... like... Spider-Man...
Quote from: Sigmatic on February 20, 2010, 01:14:35 AM
Remington: If none of the players who haven't voted don't vote, will 8 votes be insufficient? Seems unfair.
8 votes will be insufficient.
Part of the challenge for the villagers is building a big enough consensus to secure a lynch.
Lynching (if any) will occur at 10:00-11:00 AM, but voting will close at 9:00 AM sharp. That should give the drama llama enough time to run his course.
doesnt matter we reached 9
unless someone changes
Quote from: Remington on February 20, 2010, 05:23:58 AM
That should give the drama llama enough time to run his course.
I got nothin' - all of the real action this time occurred via private messages, what appeared in this thread was the result of that private forum. Can't argue a case made against you when the reasoning is hidden.
Of course, if the wolves have their fangs in that, then things should get more unpredictable during the next round.
Of course.
Because you know that the other two wolves are members of my group. Being a wolf and all.
i bet your group IS full of wolves :argh!:
For the most part, no. But I do believe I have them all.
Quote from: Sigmatic on February 20, 2010, 06:06:12 AM
Of course.
Because you know that the other two wolves are members of my group. Being a wolf and all.
:lulz:
You've got your lynch vote, you can stop campaigning. It would be a dumb strategy for all the wolves to be part of your private forum, when one or two would be more than sufficient to report on the goings on.
AS A WOLF YOU KNOW THIS :D
QuoteFor the most part, no. But I do believe I have them all.
So, do you think I'm one of those wolves?
Since, I appear to be second most popular wolf candidate.
whos in this sekrit coalition anyways :argh!:
AtB's corpse shits itself
Well, that wasn't very dignified.
Semaj is the next wolf. After him I don't know for certain who else is a wolf. I suspect freeky, but am not 100% certain. I was damn sure on Semaj and FP and both were confirmed.
Keep in mind I've been 100% correct so far in my guesses. Each time I have made a guess as the psychic I have been correct. There is one other who I have very strong suspicions about, but I can tell you that before I was killed by a wolf whilst plowing their mother in a most demeaning manner I was able to confirm Semaj as a wolf.
If you don't vote to lynch Semaj next you are all a bunch of dumbfucks.
P.S. IMMA GHOOOOOOOST! IMMA GHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOST! SUCK MY DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK! IMMA GHOST!
P.P.S. You guys are idiots, I've already been revealed as the psychic so there should be absolutely no question as to the first two lynchings and given my apparent knack for picking out the wolves you ought to value my judgements on the final wolf. Also, I'm a motherfucking ghost!
Wonderful. The psychic was also the asshole. Christ. :weary:
Quote from: FP on February 20, 2010, 04:15:52 AM
So I'm beginning to think that my wrongful lynching will be quite merciful compared to whatever macabre festival of horror the wolves would have wracked upon my body.
Too furry TGG? That's rich, considering that your surname is "Howl"! :eek:
AtB poltergeists FP's sphincter to full throttle, completely emptying the contents of his intestines (which includes significant portions of Lysergic)See? I fucking told you so!
I'LL DO WUT I WANT ANNABEL :argh!:
1. Annabel the Destroyer The Psychic never even saw it coming
Horseshit. I saw this coming a mile away.
AtD opens up the floodgates in Dr. Semaj's pants.
VENGEFUL PSYCHIC POLTERGEIST! D/N/T
Quote from: Fredamir Putin on February 20, 2010, 08:03:08 AM
I'LL DO WUT I WANT ANNABEL :argh!:
Not if I possess you.
GHOST!
Hey asshole! Don't fuck with me.
(http://phyzznick.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/ghostbusters1.jpg)
Nope. No one has been lynched yet.
Quote from: Dr. James Semaj on February 20, 2010, 08:08:04 AM
Hey asshole! Don't fuck with me.
(http://phyzznick.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/ghostbusters1.jpg)
YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL!
\
:vom:
Quote from: Annabel the Destroyer on February 20, 2010, 08:03:49 AM
1. Annabel the Destroyer The Psychic never even saw it coming
Horseshit. I saw this coming a mile away.
Where did you see that?
I know it's already a forgone conclusion but I also vote to lynch FP.
FP 10
Fred 2
LMNO 1
Who's got a rope? :evil:
Quote from: Jason Wabash on February 20, 2010, 09:30:00 AM
I know it's already a forgone conclusion but I also vote to lynch FP.
FP 10
Fred 2
LMNO 1
Who's got a rope? :evil:
Rope? TONIGHT, WE LYNCH WITH DILDOES.
Dildoes!? Well, I say. At least I'll go in style.
Oh, and you can take down those "Missing Cat" posters plastered all over town. Mr Pickles isn't coming back.
Bajeebus FP! You actually ATE Mr. Pickles? He had disease all over him and shit! That cat was rarely washed. :x
Ah, but he was sweetened with love and affection. That said, I've had better tasting raccoons.
You ate one of my cats?! :x
I'M SORRY I EVER STOOD UP FOR YOU, YOU CAT EATING BASTARD!
<insert crazy cat lady pic>
(BURP)
Quote from: Remington on February 20, 2010, 09:10:48 AM
Quote from: Annabel the Destroyer on February 20, 2010, 08:03:49 AM
1. Annabel the Destroyer The Psychic never even saw it coming
Horseshit. I saw this coming a mile away.
Where did you see that?
I said I was going to die like 3 times and then I said I'd have all the wolves lynched even if they killed me.
Quote from: BDS on February 20, 2010, 12:41:22 PM
Quote from: Jason Wabash on February 20, 2010, 09:30:00 AM
I know it's already a forgone conclusion but I also vote to lynch FP.
FP 10
Fred 2
LMNO 1
Who's got a rope? :evil:
Rope? TONIGHT, WE LYNCH WITH DILDOES.
:mittens:
Quote from: BDS on February 20, 2010, 12:41:22 PM
Quote from: Jason Wabash on February 20, 2010, 09:30:00 AM
I know it's already a forgone conclusion but I also vote to lynch FP.
FP 10
Fred 2
LMNO 1
Who's got a rope? :evil:
Rope? TONIGHT, WE LYNCH WITH DILDOES.
:lulz: My, my... I kind of want to see a pic of this. :lulz:
Quote from: Annabel the Destroyer on February 20, 2010, 06:06:42 PM
Quote from: Remington on February 20, 2010, 09:10:48 AM
Quote from: Annabel the Destroyer on February 20, 2010, 08:03:49 AM
1. Annabel the Destroyer The Psychic never even saw it coming
Horseshit. I saw this coming a mile away.
Where did you see that?
I said I was going to die like 3 times and then I said I'd have all the wolves lynched even if they killed me.
Check OP.
:lulz:
Also, I'm totally lost on what time it is right now. I thought it was determined by what time it actually was outside of the game. Nighttime is determined by when a killing occurs or is it time based?
It'll end when Remington rights FP's death scene.
Nah, since there are ghosts talking, it must be night and I've survived a lynching! Hooray!
:banana:
FP,
Loves loopholes.
I think there's supposed to be 24 hours for day, but night varies, 'cause it only really needs to go on until Remington gets the wolfs' kill/pyschi- OH NO WAIT, SOME FUCKER KILLED OUR PSYCHIC.
CUNT.
Hear Ye, Hear Ye, The Oracle Speaks
The appearance of the psychic's ghost -and the meteor shower of purple, extralarge dildos that followed it- was enough to convince the villagers of FP's guilt. The votes were placed and counted in record time, and FP was seized. He was brought to the village square, where a platform had been built beside the old oak tree.
FP thrashed back and forth in their arms, trying to break free. "I'm innocent," he yelled. "LMNO is the real wolf! Kill him!"
The villagers were having none of it. Hoopla and Gin held FP's head down on the chopping block, while Dr. James Semaj hefted the axe and stepped forward.
"Time to die, wolfy boy."
FP's struggling became even more intense as his head was lowered unto the block. His entire body thrashed as he fought to escape, but Hoopla and Gin held him tight. The axe fell-
Thunk. The axe stopped halfway through FP's neck, slowed down by the thick skin and corded bunches of muscles. FP's head twisted around -a full 180 degrees- and growled at the shocked villagers. The face began to lengthen into a snout, coarse brown hair began to sprout from hardening skin, and the growl quickly became a lupine howl.
"KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT" shrieked TheGreenGentleman, her face pale white.
Semaj gritted his teeth and swung the axe again. Wolf Fenrir's head dropped from his body in a burst of red-black blood, rolling off the execution platform and falling to the feet of the crowd. The head snapped futiley at BDS's feet for a few seconds, before it finally succumbed to blood loss and stopped. As the horrified crowd watched, Wolf Fenrir closed his eyes for the last time.
Lynch Successful
FP has been lynched by his fellow villagers: he was Wolf Fenrir. 15 players now remain.
It is now night. Wolf Doohan, please send me your kill. Psychic, send me a guess LOL NO, YUOR DEAD
WOOHOO!!!!!
:jebus: :jebus: :jebus:
Aaarrooooooooooooooooooooooo................
Quote from: FP on February 21, 2010, 02:16:47 AM
AaarrooooooooooooooooTHUNKgaspchokebleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed
I feel an absurd sense of accomplishment.
WOoooooOOO000ooooOOOOO000oooo! I'm still a fucking ghoooooost!
You jackasses better lynch Semaj next.
AtD poltergeists FP's corpse into doing an Irish jig.
Well now we're on the same plane of non-existence, I guess I can double dip...
FP, growling, lunges after AtD and his jaws clamp viscously around his calf.
I'm a ghoooooooooooooooooooost!
Fuck your shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit!
I don't even have a caaaaaaaaalf!
One down, two to go.
GRRRRR
raaawrr!
(pokes E.O.T. with a sharp, silver tipped stick
TTSSSZ!
RAAAAHHH!!
LASHES OUT BLINDLY
and violently
Hmm. Curious. (accidently pokes himself with stick) Ow! Fuck! Godammit that hurts! Shit!
PROOF HES A WOLF :argh!:
RAAOWW!!
fangs gnashing,
LUNGES
in for attack with left claw
QuotePROOF HES A WOLF
Or that pointy sticks hurt when rammed into your flesh.
AtB makes FP's corpse do all sorts of wildly inappropriate things to Semaj.
Fuck off, Annabel. You're not being funny, just annoying.
I think he's moderately funny
Quote from: Dr. James Semaj on February 21, 2010, 04:35:07 AM
Fuck off, Annabel. You're not being funny, just annoying.
You're just saying that cause you're getting lynched tomorrow and you're being violated by your friend's corpse.
QuoteI think he's moderately funny
Whatever works for you. I'm just getting tired of the "asshole poltergeist" gag.
:fap: How the hell did I convince myself soo heavily that FP was a wolf. What a lucky guess :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
QuoteWhat a lucky guess
Yeah, good job. Sorry about the "I'm gonna lynch you, you furry bastard" thing.
WAIT
i chose to be a werewolf
AND
i could have been an asshole poltergeist?!! Do those have fangs too?
YOU arent even playing :argh!:
I'm so glad I'm the only one who took the "I'm the werewolf" angle. It would be really embarassing if I was just copying someone else's schtick.
Quote from: Fredamir Putin on February 21, 2010, 04:43:17 AM
YOU arent even playing :argh!:
This.
EOT, any comments on the game can be posted here (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=24066.0).
I KNOW
this thread's just ALWAYS at the top of my unread posts, no matter how many times I click it,
SO I
thought, maybe one just needs to be posting or something.
E.O.T
bounds off yapping, panting and howling at the moon (insert woodblock print here)
yay! we FINALLY killed a wolf! :lulz:
Yup. I swung the axe myself!
Quote from: Dr. James Semaj on February 21, 2010, 04:35:07 AM
Fuck off, Annabel. You're not being funny, just annoying.
:fuckoff:
Works.
*has a bad feeling*
About what?
I need someone to be dramatic with :(
Oh. Sorry.
I want compensation!
Okay, so. One down, two to go.
Now what?
We have night to talk out who we think it is next, then another one of us gets eated, which hopefully will lead us to another wolf.
Well, the people who voted for FP probably aren't wolves, unless there's some kind of incredibly nasty backstabbing scheme going on between them. That narrows it down to three suspects, IIRC. I'll dig up the necessary info later when it isn't early in the morning and I'm not as likely to get called away without notice.
The remaining two wolves are both LMNO.
We needs more drama with that message FP! MORE DRAMA!!! :argh!:
We'll see what happens when the next victim is revealed.
Quote from: CAPTAIN CHAOS on February 21, 2010, 04:39:25 PM
Well, the people who voted for FP probably aren't wolves, unless there's some kind of incredibly nasty backstabbing scheme going on between them. That narrows it down to three suspects, IIRC. I'll dig up the necessary info later when it isn't early in the morning and I'm not as likely to get called away without notice.
Funny coincidence, I got called away without notice immediately after posting that. It turns out it was to fry bacon.
Quote from: CAPTAIN CHAOS on February 21, 2010, 06:27:42 PM
Quote from: CAPTAIN CHAOS on February 21, 2010, 04:39:25 PM
Well, the people who voted for FP probably aren't wolves, unless there's some kind of incredibly nasty backstabbing scheme going on between them. That narrows it down to three suspects, IIRC. I'll dig up the necessary info later when it isn't early in the morning and I'm not as likely to get called away without notice.
Funny coincidence, I got called away without notice immediately after posting that. It turns out it was to fry bacon.
COINCIDENCE?
I THINK NOT, WOLF.
Wolf? Who? Dear god, where is the wolf? :x
ALL OF YOU.
EGAD!
QuoteALL OF YOU.
Sweet merciful fuck. :|
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(grabs silver pointed stick and rushes wolf-beast) Die, Die, Die!
Hear Ye, Hear Ye, the Oracle Speaks!
Though the heart of winter had passed, at night the deep cold returned, leaving its unmistakable trace come dawn. On the road into the village, windows glowed with the colour of warm embers, as the sleepless people huddled around the fires inside. However, far out the road, a little distance from the rest, one house lay dark. No fire, no sound, no life.... the village horn was sounded.
The villagers gathered a little distance from the house. A squad from among them was elected: Gin, TheGreenGentleman, and Mistress Freeky. Even from a distance, the windows appeared to ache of cold. To the bone it cut.
They reached the door. "Captain Chaos? Are you there?" The silence was almost sticky. Freeky pushed the door in, and as the light of their torches found the walls, her eyes widened. She shook, then lurched out the door, almost knocking Gin over before vomiting into the snow.
What the others saw was beyond them.
Captain Chaos had been torn to shreds by the wolves. But this was no hunters kill. It was a depraved, sickening act. He had been ripped limb from limb and disemboweled. There was blood and viscera everywhere... his intestines had been torn out and then unraveled across the floor. The torso had been mutilated, but worst of all, there was no head. They were still looking when TheGreenGentleman felt a drip on her forehead. She looked up to see the Captain's head hanging from the ceiling, suspended by his hair, with the eyes hanging from their sockets and his teeth ripped out. And above it, his tongue was pinned to the ceiling next to the words it had been used to smear:
"NO YUO"
The house was blessed and then burned. Such a horror should not be left to exist.
Captain Chaos has been killed by Wolf Doohan; 14 players now remain.
It is now day. The villagers have 24 hours to secure a lynch (8 votes required).
Scene credit to Lord Wilmore
*gurgle* :argh!:
Oh my fucking god! :x
Shit. We've lost our superhero. Maybe we can come up with a retcon?
This looks like a job for Captain USA!
Hear Ye, Hear Ye, The Oracle Speaks!
The death of Captain Chaos shocked the entire town, and word began to spread across the countryside of the superhero's demise. The terrible news reached the local Justice League of Super Avengers within the day: the village of Discordia had lost its resident superhero, and was suffering from a werewolf attack. Among all of the spandex-wearing orphaned-at-age-3 I-have-mommy-issues superheroes, only one stepped forth: Captain USA.
"I WILL SAVE THEM!" Captain USA cried out. "AND I WILL DO IT FOR TRUTH, JUSTICE, AND THE AMERICAN WAY!"
Captain USA flew off into the distance, headed for the small town of Discordia.
The villagers gasped as a bluish blur shot through the skies above them. Captain USA made a few loops around the town before stopping above the town square, 50 feet above the villagers' heads. "FEAR NOT, BRAVE VILLAGERS," he said dramatically, "FOR I WILL SAVE YOU-"
The hero's monologue was interrupted by mechanical whirring followed by a deep THUMP-THUMP from the old house up on the hill. Captain USA turned around to investigate the sound, and was promptly torn to super-powered bits by shrapnel. Doktor Howl's prototype Aerial Werewolf Defense Array clicked and whirred as it reloaded, before firing another barrage of exploding shells at the doomed superhero. Captain USA's mutilated corpse hit the ground hit all the grace and elegance of a prime roast falling to the butcher's floor, and small pieces of metal shrapnel rained down on the paved streets. It sounded oddly like a wind chime.
Captain USA has been killed by Doktor Howl. Let this be a warning to you, spandex-wearing do-gooders.
:mittens:
Quote from: Remington on February 21, 2010, 08:05:51 PM
Hear Ye, Hear Ye, The Oracle Speaks!
The death of Captain Chaos shocked the entire town, and word began to spread across the countryside of the superhero's demise. The terrible news reached the local Justice League of Super Avengers within the day: the village of Discordia had lost its resident superhero, and was suffering from a werewolf attack. Among all of the spandex-wearing orphaned-at-age-3 I-have-mommy-issues superheroes, only one stepped forth: Captain USA.
"I WILL SAVE THEM!" Captain USA cried out. "AND I WILL DO IT FOR TRUTH, JUSTICE, AND THE AMERICAN WAY!"
Captain USA flew off into the distance, headed for the small town of Discordia.
The villagers gasped as a bluish blur shot through the skies above them. Captain USA made a few loops around the town before stopping above the town square, 50 feet above the villagers' heads. "FEAR NOT, BRAVE VILLAGERS," he said dramatically, "FOR I WILL SAVE YOU-"
The hero's monologue was interrupted by mechanical whirring followed by a deep THUMP-THUMP from the old house up on the hill. Captain USA turned around to investigate the sound, and was promptly torn to super-powered bits by shrapnel. Doktor Howl's prototype Aerial Werewolf Defense Array clicked and whirred as it reloaded, before firing another barrage of exploding shells at the doomed superhero. Captain USA's mutilated corpse hit the ground hit all the grace and elegance of a prime roast falling to the butcher's floor, and small pieces of metal shrapnel rained down on the paved streets. It sounded oddly like a wind chime.
Captain USA has been killed by Doktor Howl. Let this be a warning to you, spandex-wearing do-gooders.
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/SugarWiki/CrowningMomentOfFunny?from=Main.CrowningMomentOfFunny
:lulz:
Nice, Remmy.
:lol:
Doktor Howl had just put the finishing touches on it before he died. It was meant to protect the town from the ever-present threat of flying werewolves.
Oh jesus, they FLY?! :x
I bet Dok Howl was responsible for the werewolves, anyway, with all that genetic tinkering he prolly did...
QuoteHear Ye, Hear Ye, The Oracle Speaks!
The death of Captain Chaos shocked the entire town, and word began to spread across the countryside of the superhero's demise. The terrible news reached the local Justice League of Super Avengers within the day: the village of Discordia had lost its resident superhero, and was suffering from a werewolf attack. Among all of the spandex-wearing orphaned-at-age-3 I-have-mommy-issues superheroes, only one stepped forth: Captain USA.
"I WILL SAVE THEM!" Captain USA cried out. "AND I WILL DO IT FOR TRUTH, JUSTICE, AND THE AMERICAN WAY!"
Captain USA flew off into the distance, headed for the small town of Discordia.
The villagers gasped as a bluish blur shot through the skies above them. Captain USA made a few loops around the town before stopping above the town square, 50 feet above the villagers' heads. "FEAR NOT, BRAVE VILLAGERS," he said dramatically, "FOR I WILL SAVE YOU-"
The hero's monologue was interrupted by mechanical whirring followed by a deep THUMP-THUMP from the old house up on the hill. Captain USA turned around to investigate the sound, and was promptly torn to super-powered bits by shrapnel. Doktor Howl's prototype Aerial Werewolf Defense Array clicked and whirred as it reloaded, before firing another barrage of exploding shells at the doomed superhero. Captain USA's mutilated corpse hit the ground hit all the grace and elegance of a prime roast falling to the butcher's floor, and small pieces of metal shrapnel rained down on the paved streets. It sounded oddly like a wind chime.
Captain USA has been killed by Doktor Howl. Let this be a warning to you, spandex-wearing do-gooders.
:aaa: I really wish I had done that.
Also I think I've found a way to retcon Captain Chaos back from the dead. QUICK, SUPERBOY! PUNCH THE UNIVERSE!!!
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Quote from: Dr. James Semaj on February 21, 2010, 08:18:04 PM
Also I think I've found a way to retcon Captain Chaos back from the dead. QUICK, SUPERBOY! PUNCH THE UNIVERSE!!!
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The Aerial Werewolf Defense Array also fires Kryptonite rounds. Don't try it.
Shit. Back to the drawing board. Right, we need an Crisis on Infinite Earths.
.........*snerk* "Punch the universe"........ :lulz:
DC somehow made that work, I figured why not us?
Hey, let's all of us punch the universe and see what happens! *punches air*
Can we start voting to lynch now?
:bsex:
I vote to lynch Dr James Semaj.
I also vote lynch Semaj.
Been away this weekend, still am, just popping in to rock teh vote.
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:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: Aw you were a short lived one poor bugga.
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I vote to lynch James Semaj. You sick and twisted bastard. :x
Dr. James Semaj - 3
Why are we lynching Semaj?
AtB sed so :mrgreen:
Because we are!
Oh well in that case.
I love to lynch Semaj.
Semaj - 4.
*gurgle sounding vaguely similar to a Discordian meme about thinking for yourself and being a schmuck*
I vote to lynch Semaj.
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
:walken:
5 for Semaj.
I kind of wanted to be nice to you but...
I vote to lynch Dr. James Semaj.
Semaj-6
Zombie Werewolves can be fun, right?
StoreBrand, are you gin?
I vote to lynch Semaj.
Semaj - 7
Looking back I noticed that Jason voted for FP only after the lynch has been secured, I think he might be a wolf and is trying to cover it up.
I vote to lynch Jason.
Semaj - 7
Jason - 1
Quote from: StoreBrand on February 21, 2010, 10:41:50 PM
Quote from: Rumckle on February 21, 2010, 10:35:18 PM
StoreBrand, are you gin?
yes
If you keep changing your name people might suspect you are a wolf ;)
Quote from: Rumckle on February 21, 2010, 10:42:31 PM
Looking back I noticed that Jason voted for FP only after the lynch has been secured, I think he might be a wolf and is trying to cover it up.
I vote to lynch Jason.
Semaj - 7
Jason - 1
Quote from: StoreBrand on February 21, 2010, 10:41:50 PM
Quote from: Rumckle on February 21, 2010, 10:35:18 PM
StoreBrand, are you gin?
yes
If you keep changing your name people might suspect you are a wolf ;)
lol, um once? I think I've only changed it once... But who knows. I've been kind of hormonal lately and I keep forgetting large blocks of time.... mostly at night. I wonder if I should worry about that.
Quote from: Rumckle on February 21, 2010, 10:42:31 PM
Looking back I noticed that Jason voted for FP only after the lynch has been secured, I think he might be a wolf and is trying to cover it up.
That is kind of weird. :/
Quote from: StoreBrand on February 21, 2010, 10:45:12 PM
lol, um once? I think I've only changed it once... But who knows. I've been kind of hormonal lately and I keep forgetting large blocks of time.... mostly at night. I wonder if I should worry about that.
No, I was just joking.
*cough*wolf*cough*
Wait! No! Not again! Remember what happened last time you lynched me! I was innocent! Innocent!
I'm begging you! Don't lynch me! I'm not a wolf! Remember, it was me who killed FP! Me!
hm, i had voted to lynch Semaj last game, so why not? I vote to lynch Semaj.
Quote from: Dr. James Semaj on February 21, 2010, 10:51:04 PM
Wait! No! Not again! Remember what happened last time you lynched me! I was innocent! Innocent!
I'm begging you! Don't lynch me! I'm not a wolf! Remember, it was me who killed FP! Me!
Of course you did, you blood-hungry bastard. You loved all that wonderful blood spurting out of his neck.
mmmm, blood....
A likely story! Oh wait, yeah, I remember that... Well, who else is it, then? We haven't really got any other choices at the moment that stuck out.
ETA: Store brand is acting weird, certainly.
Please god! I don't want to die! Dammit I'm a doctor not a werewolf! I don't disembowel people, I heal them!
Quote from: ThatGreenGentleman on February 21, 2010, 10:54:27 PM
hm, i had voted to lynch Semaj last game, so why not? I vote to lynch Semaj.
Semaj - 8
Jason - 1
I think that is enough to secure the lynch, no?
needs 9
Semaj - 9
Jason - 1
NOW its enough
Quote from: Remington on February 21, 2010, 07:03:04 PM
Hear Ye, Hear Ye, the Oracle Speaks!
*SNIP*
It is now day. The villagers have 24 hours to secure a lynch (8 votes required).
Noooooooo! I won't let you do this to me again! (grabs a conveniently placed sword hanging from tavern wall and brandishes it at villagers) Let me go, or I swear I'll take some of you with me before I go!
The bouncers at this tavern don't play nice Semaj.
o it changed :D
Fuck the bouncers! I'll ram this sword up their collective asses if they even get near me. (bouncers shrug and make a "I'm not paid enough for this" face, and return to poker game)
Yeah, it is always 50(ish)%
accept your doomed fate Dr. Semaj! besides, i don't trust doctors with their needles anyways. :argh!:
Quoteaccept your doomed fate Dr. Semaj!
Never! You'll all pay for this! I'll make sure you all pay for this! (starts edging towards the door, keeping the sword between him and the villagers)
He's making a run for it! What do we do?
CAN he get away? :?
QuoteWhat do we do?
Nothing unless you like the sensation of cold steel cutting through your vital organs.
Luckily I picked up this! (pulls out a death ray he stole from Dok Howl's house)
Not so fast Semaj!
Oh really? You think I did not realize that Doctor Howl's residence would be ransacked? (pulls out batteries for death ray) Don't fuck with me, Rumckle. Doctor Howl wasn't the only local mad doctor.
Ha!
Of course I knew you were to do such a thing, that is why I bought these batteries from the store!
*pulls out batteries*
Now, bear with me while I figure out how to put them in.
*fiddles around with the death ray for a while*
Let's just hope a piano doesn't fall on anybody now! :lulz:
(runs Rumckle through) Right, like I was going to wait for you to get that ready. I'm not the type of villain who announces my master plan to the heroes, or leaves them to die in an overly complex death-trap. Ah look, now I really can hate your guts. Y'know since they're all over my shoes.
Rumckle! *rolls a 30 on Heal check* Whoo, you're going to be ok. That was a close one.
when did the die show up? I'm outta my element when they appear.
Thanks Mistress Freeky, damn now I need a pint (goes and sits down at the bar)
:|...Shit.
Don't worry about it, Ruckle.
That was some quick thinking Freeky!
Yes, well, I don't think I want to be the one to try and catch him. He still has a sword, after all. It's sharp and pointy. And I have cats to look after! Who would look after them when I'm gone?
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the zombies would of course! :lulz:
(stabs one of Freeky's cats) Hahahahahahahahahah. :evil:
Semaj! You are such a meanie to Freeky and her cats!
FEEL DA RHYTHM! FEEL DA RHYME!
GET ON UP, ITS LYNCHING TIME!!!!!!
Wait! Think about this! Not lynching me would be funnier in the long run! Plus, Annabel called you all fuckers if you didn't lynch me! You don't want to give in to her demands, do you?
YOUR ARENT FUNNY :argh!:
AND ANNABEL WILL KICK ME IN THE VAG I KNOW IT :x
I...uh... :sadbanana: (sits down at barstool and grabs a beer)
*amiable slap on the back* No hard feelings, right?
EXCEPT TAHT YOU KEELED MAH KAT!
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*strangle*
(impales Mistress Freeky on sword) Don't touch me!
(takes chair and hits semaj on the head with it.) Leave Freeky alone! You keeled her her cat already! :argh!:
(tumbles forward and lands face down on the floor, out cold)
Let's lynch him now while he's out cold!
I SAY WE STOMP HIM! THEN WE TATTOO HIM! THEN WE HANG HIM! THEN WE KILL HIM!
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That's a good plan Hoops!
(starts to wake up) Urrr...what's...what am I lying in? Uhhhh...
Quote from: Hoopla on February 22, 2010, 01:19:46 AM
I SAY WE STOMP HIM! THEN WE TATTOO HIM! THEN WE HANG HIM! THEN WE KILL HIM!
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I say we let him go \\
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Quote from: Dr. James Semaj on February 22, 2010, 01:25:53 AM
(starts to wake up) Urrr...what's...what am I lying in? Uhhhh...
(breaks another chair over his head)
(goes back to sleep)
okay guys, if we're going to lynch him, we better do it now before he wakes up again, cause we're gonna run out of chairs soon.
Werewolves dont sleep at night cause they are also insomniacs so they have to resort to killing people.
OH NOEZ! WE RAN OUT OF CHAIRS!!!! :x
(stirs and starts to stand up) Ow...what the hell hit me? And what in god's name was I lying in?
* :barstool: to James's head*
(manages to get sword up in time to block stool and then charges at Freeky screaming like a banshee)
(drops cat nip on Semaj's head) HEY CATS! THERE IS SOME DELICIOUS CAT NIP ON THIS HEAD! (cats attack Semaj's head in a hungry frenzy)
*replaces catnip with ground fish* This is better for them, dearie.
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Oh Christ!!! Why? (grabs cat from head and throws it onto floor, and proceeds to accidentally stomp on it)
(grabs NP and smacks Semaj over the head)
(stabs NP in the shoulder with sword, screaming inarticulate curses)
:barstool: :barstool: :barstool: And * :noodledance: out of the way of sword*
(continues to use NP as a chair to smack Semaj with until Semaj passes out)
(hits the ground in a heap, making gurgling noises)
We should probably :barstool: him to death, you guys. He keeps putting up a fight. :x Owieeee!
but we ran out of chairs/stools!!!! :x :x :x
Craft furniture check: 25.
Here you go, I'll keep dumping them out as long as I get above 15!
yay! we have chairs again!
(rolls constitution and gets a 20. Springs up to his feet sword in hand. And then spits up some blood) Urgh...I'm...still.not going down...without a fucking...fight. Ow...
(grabs a chair and smacks Semaj with it) GRAB A CHAIR EVERYONE! WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO BEAT HIM TO DEATH!!
Oh hey, wait.... What's that door over there?
*squeeeek* Oh its a closet. Full of chairs, barstools, and footstools. *Takes one out* *POP* By god, this is the Closet of Everlasting Chairs! When I took out this chair, another one popped into existence! This is the holy grail of chair-based magical items!
LET'S GET HIM!
:barstool: and :noodledance:
Dives to the side and grabs the death ray that Rumckle dropped on the floor and zaps Freeky with it) Burn you bastards! Burn!
WHAT??! WE ACTUALLY FOUND THE HOLY GRAIL OF CHAIR-BASED MAGICAL ITEMS????!!! attack!
:alevil:
^ James
:noodledance:
^
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(takes an iron bar and splits Semaj's head open) there that should shut him up for awhile.
(ignores the gash in his head and shoots that Green Gentleman with the death ray, burning him badly) I'm going to kill you all!!!
CANT WE ALL JUST SIT QUIETLY AND KNIT UNTIL REMMINGTON COMES TO FINISH HIM OFF
Quote from: Dr. James Semaj on February 22, 2010, 02:22:14 AM
(ignores the gash in his head and shoots that Green Gentleman with the death ray, burning him badly) I'm going to kill you all!!!
IMA GIRL YOU DUMBASS!!!!! :argh!: (throws cats that has rabies and the scurvy at Semaj)
Quick, TGG, flank him!
:fursecution: :milk:
(throws Shakira and Rihanna at Semaj)
POINTLESS THREAD GROWING IS POINTLESS
WE STILL HAVE 9 VOTES FOR SEMAJ. DON'T SPOIL OUR FUN!
(dodges pestilential cat and keeps death ray trained on That Green Gentleman while keeping sword pointed at Freeky) Pointless maybe, but entertaining! And don't even try throwing crappy musicians at me! (hacks apart Shakira and Rihanna)
YOU CALLED ME A 'HIM' WHEN I AM CLEARLY A 'HER'!!!! :argh!: SO YOU MUST PAY WITH BLOOD SEMAJ!!!! PAY IT WITH INTEREST RATE OF 109%!!!!!!!! :argh!: (throws Tokio Hotel, Cinema Bizzarre, My Chemical Romance, Fall Out Boy, Jonas Brothers, and Hannah Montana at Semaj) FEEL THE PAIN!!!!! :argh!:
Sweet Merciful Fuck!!! I didn't know! I swear to god I didn't know! (runs for the door, screaming like a ninny)
Oh god, not Hannah Montana and the Jonas Brothers! :x That's just overkill!
DON'T RUN AND SCREAM LIKE A NINNY!!!!! I MUST HAVE REVENGE!!!!!!!!!! REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!! :argh!: :argh!:
(manages to get through the door a mere fraction of a second ahead of the horrors and runs screaming into the distance)
Time for area of effect spells, now that he's out of the building. :nuke:
(runs after Semaj, screaming, "I WILL HAS MAH REVENGE, BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" and has a face of absolute RAGE!!!!)
(makes a run for Doc Howl's home, hoping to find refuge)
I KNEW IT! DOK HOWL MADE THE WEREWOLVES AFTER ALL! LET'S ALL GRAB OUR TORCHES AND PITCHFORKS, AND THEN BURN THE THING DOWN WHEN THE BEAST GETS INSIDE!
i has beheading axe and i'm not afraid to use it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :argh!: :argh!: :argh!:
(dives into Doc How's home and locks the door, and activating the lawn defense system) Taste leprosy-inducing gas you bastards! I'll take pictures as your faces rot off! Hahahahahahahahahahahahah! :lulz:
Who's our rogue? They can disable device on the trap on the lawn.
there is no rogue because this isnt the RPG thread :argh!:
i got a better idea Freeky. (drops nuke on Semaj) this what you get for calling me a guy.
How did you get that! We're in a ye old village!!! :eek:
i have mah ways.
Christ.
:golfclap: to TGG. Nice job, woman.
Thanks. Now, prepare for your impending doom semaj! :argh!:
The last person to call me a 'him' didn't make it out of the Second grade.
I'm sorry I mistook you for a man. I didn't know you're gender, so I just used him. Would "it" have worked better? Doubtful. If I had known you were a woman, I wouldn' have said that. So, please don't kill me. Pretty please. (smiles hopefully)
Too late Semaj! You has dugged your own grave! muhahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!! :evil:
I'm pretty sure you're already blown up from that nuke and all those barstools. even if you are the wolf. So that means...
YOU'RE A ZOMBIE, TOO??? GODDAMMIT!
HEY GUISES CAN I JOIN IN?
[ACTION INVOLVING VIOLENCE AGAINST SEMAJ]
YAY! ZOMBIES!!!! :awesome:
I'm not a zombie. I'm a mad scientist. We never stay down.
GET HIM PARIARRHEA! EAT HIS FUCKING LUNCH!
not unless we bury you with a restrianing coat Semaj. :lol:
Bah! Like no ones ever tried that before. I can come up with better deathtraps in my sleep.
I'll have the burger king King stalk you, like he does to those people in those comercials. :lulz:
We're in the shadow of Death Mountain. You know what that means?
(rises from grave, places mutilated head on mutilated shoulders, tosses guts back in body cavity)
Screw the rules, I strength necromancers!
(walks unaffected through leprosy field, throws liver at Semaj)
Now I'm being attacked by a zombie. The question is whether this is a Black Lantern or a Marvel Zombie. Hmm?
[Vague Threats]
(sends a bunch of hobos with cats through the leprosy field.) go my hobo and cat army!
(eats popcorn as the hobos and cats decay and fall in rotten heaps on his doorstep)
(eventually the dead hobos and cats make a bridge that i can safely cross and continue my journey of beheading Semaj) REVENGE!!!!!!!
Damn. (runs deeper into the mansion) Do you dare follow me into the depths of this macabre mansion, Green Gentleman? Do you dare plumb the depths to which you will sink in your quest for my death?
yup, i'm stubborn, and it pisses me off when people call me a 'him', i WILL make sure you are either dead or paralyzed from the neck down. but hey, if you become a zombie again, you get to eats your children who were foolish enough to cry over you grave in the middle of the night.
Well then, come see what horrors I have in store for you.
7 goddamn pages.
YAY! HORRORS!!!!!!
:ohnotache:
Hear Ye, Hear Ye, the Oracle Speaks!
The mob reached a decision as quickly as they had before. Last time it was FP: now it was Dr. Semaj.
"BURN THE WITCH" cried Pariarrhea. He looked confused, and his eyes were glazed with an alcoholic stupor. "BUUUURRRNN!"
Fred facepalmed. "We're killing a wolf, idiot. No witches."
"Oh." Pariarrhea paused to consider this new development. "BURN THE WOLF! BUUUURRRRNNN HIIIIIIIM!"
After several minutes of discussion, the villagers agreed. Pariarrhea might be drunk, but had a pretty good idea. None of them had seen a burning werewolf before. Semaj was seized from his house and brought to the make-shift pyre. A single wooden pole rose from the center of the pile, casting an ominous shadow on Semaj as he was dragged into the village square.
"Time to burn, wolf boy," sneered Mistress Freeky as Semaj was tied to the pole. I'll bet you regret eating Mr. Fluffers now, don't you?"
Semaj struggled to speak, but the gag silenced him. Fred stepped forth, with a burning torch and a look of vengeance in her eyes. "Hope you like it hot, you lupine scum..."
The blaze lit immediately, and Semaj began to scream. The crowd watched with a morbid fascination as the doctor thrashed back and forth, unable to break his bonds and escape the deadly flames. They watched with anxious hearts, hoping that they had not guessed wrong.
Finally, it came. The air began to smell of burning hair, and Semaj's screams grew higher and higher in pitch. The sound of cracking bones mixed with the sound of burning skin, and Semaj's figure seemed to shift and grow as he thrashed. Razor sharp claws sprouted from his fingers, severing his bonds. Wolf Doohan fell to the ground in front of the pyre, barely recognizable even as a werewolf. His skin was burned and scarred, his face was a ruined mess, and his back and shoulder were still ablaze. He let out a pained howl and lunged towards the village gates, hoping to make and escape.
Doohan bounded past the shocked crowd, and had almost reached the village gates, when LMNO stepped up to block his path. Doohan struck out with his clawed hand to kill the farmer, but LMNO was faster. The shovel swung around in a shining arc, landing a solid hit directly on Doohan's throat. The werewolf fell to the ground: burning, in pain, and unable to breathe.
LMNO looked down as his once-neighbour dispassionately. "You shat on my flowers last night," he said quietly. LMNO drove the shovel blade through Doohan's throat with great force, showering his feet in a spray of blackish blood. "I like my flowers."
Lynch Successful
Dr. James Semaj has been lynched; Saint Truman the Televised failed to protect him. Semaj was Wolf Doohan.
It is now night. Wolf Angau, please send me your kill.
(gurgle)
woot! we are SO kicking ass at this game!
Which one of you bastards put my corpse in a bunny suit? :argh!:
Thanks to AtD
Quote from: Dr. James Semaj on February 22, 2010, 04:34:20 AM
Which one of you bastards put my corpse in a bunny suit? :argh!:
*Raises hand quietly*
(tries to eat Remington's brains)
Quote from: Remington on February 22, 2010, 04:25:30 AM
Pariarrhea might be drunk, but had a pretty good idea.
I've heard that way too many times
You killed me, Semaj! You bastard!
You were a superhero, I'm a super-villain. I couldn't help myself. And while I don't have any hard feelings about you getting me lynched, the irony of killing was also impossible to resist.
Quote from: Dr. James Semaj on February 22, 2010, 04:41:15 AM
You were a superhero, I'm a super-villain. I couldn't help myself. And while I don't have any hard feelings about you getting me lynched, the irony of killing was also impossible to resist.
Yeah, well I could still be a hero. Just for one day.
Or not. (bites off Cap USA's kneecaps) There's still the question as to whether you're a black lantern or a Marvel zombie.
Quote from: Dr. James Semaj on February 22, 2010, 04:43:32 AM
Or not. (bites off Cap USA's kneecaps) There's still the question as to whether you're a black lantern or a Marvel zombie.
At least I can swim like a dolphin can swim.
Or not. (gnaws off limbs) You taste pretty good for a zombie. Mmm.
WOOOOOO HES DEAD
Quote from: CAPTAIN USA on February 22, 2010, 04:39:43 AM
You killed me, Semaj! You bastard!
Actually, you were killed by Howl's Anti-Airwolf Array.
True story.
ahahahahahahaha! Semaj looks cool in a bunny suit!! XD
Quote from: Dr. James Semaj on February 22, 2010, 04:47:56 AM
Or not. (gnaws off limbs) You taste pretty good for a zombie. Mmm.
I, I WILL BE KING
AND YOU, YOU WILL BE QUEEN
THOUGH NOTHING WILL DRIVE THEM AWAY
WE CAN BE HEROES, JUST FOR ONE DAY
WE CAN BE US, JUST FOR ONE DAY
QuoteI, I WILL BE KING
AND YOU, YOU WILL BE QUEEN
THOUGH NOTHING WILL DRIVE THEM AWAY
WE CAN BE HEROES, JUST FOR ONE DAY
WE CAN BE US, JUST FOR ONE DAY
You're a wreck of a superhero. The closest thing to heroics you'll be accomplishing is serving as my chair for the remainder of the massacre. Oh, and as an alternative food source.
I'll get you Green Gentleman! You'll rue the day you lynched me!
Quote from: Dr. James Semaj on February 22, 2010, 04:52:21 AM
QuoteI, I WILL BE KING
AND YOU, YOU WILL BE QUEEN
THOUGH NOTHING WILL DRIVE THEM AWAY
WE CAN BE HEROES, JUST FOR ONE DAY
WE CAN BE US, JUST FOR ONE DAY
You're a wreck of a superhero. The closest thing to heroics you'll be accomplishing is serving as my chair for the remainder of the massacre. Oh, and as an alternative food source.
I'll get you Green Gentleman! You'll rue the day you lynched me!
why would I? it was FUN!!!! :lulz:
(attempts to eat ThatGreenGentelman's brains)
that's okay. you wannaknow why it's okay? it's because, "I'm stuck on band-aid brand, cause band-aids help heal me!!!!" :lulz:
Quote from: ThatGreenGentleman on February 22, 2010, 05:01:45 AM
that's okay. you wannaknow why it's okay? it's because, "I'm stuck on band-aid brand, cause band-aids help heal me!!!!" :lulz:
That commercial melts my cold heart.
Dammit. Mental note: Zombie powers are useless against basic first aid. Better rely instead on supervillain antics.
(pours extremely hot soup on the zombie Semaj) that should stop your evil antics for awhile. :lulz:
You're cruel, you know that?
yup. but i'm watching Invader Zim, so i is HAPPY!!!!!! :lulz:
:lulz:
Remington, I think I love you.
NO HE'S MINE :argh!:
I can't believe I was forced to kill my friend like that.
Well, survival wins out, I guess.
People still don't think I'm a werewolf, right?
Well, I dunno who we're lynching now. Two wolves down. AtD suspected Freeky, but I'm not sure.
Hrmmmmm.
I'm thinking LMNO or Freeky, yes.
Look at who the wolves accused of being wolves. You can eliminate those people based on the rules. LMNO, I believe, is among those people. I suggest you all go back through the thread and re-read everything everyone has posted. Freeky was my number #1 unconfirmed, but I was not 100% sure of her. If she is not a wolf, your best bets are 1) the most suspicious people who remain after filtering out the people who could not be wolves (the ones accused of being wolves by the wolves, the ones who accused the wolves of being wolves, etc.) and 2) the people who have not said anything.
Keep in mind I'm 2 for 2 in guesses and my suspicions were based on behavior and facts. Take all the facts into account, look at all the evidence and guessing the third wolf should be child's play.
AtD poltergeists wolf-corpses into all sorts of hilarious and compromising positions, especially Semaj since he whines so much.
Quote from: Annabel the Destroyer on February 22, 2010, 07:49:34 PM
Look at who the wolves accused of being wolves. You can eliminate those people based on the rules. LMNO, I believe, is among those people. I suggest you all go back through the thread and re-read everything everyone has posted. Freeky was my number #1 unconfirmed, but I was not 100% sure of her. If she is not a wolf, your best bets are 1) the most suspicious people who remain after filtering out the people who could not be wolves (the ones accused of being wolves by the wolves, the ones who accused the wolves of being wolves, etc.) and 2) the people who have not said anything.
Keep in mind I'm 2 for 2 in guesses and my suspicions were based on behavior and facts. Take all the facts into account, look at all the evidence and guessing the third wolf should be child's play.
AtD poltergeists wolf-corpses into all sorts of hilarious and compromising positions, especially Semaj since he whines so much.
If your main argument was that the wolves pushed for LMNO to be lynched as a wolf, why are you pointing the finger at me? It was everyone else who wanted to get him, and i was all "No it isn't him, he's just kidding". And if you're talking about NP in my case, can't a person be wrong? :sad:
Because a wolf is not allowed to accuse another wolf, anyone who accused a wolf of being a wolf cannot be a wolf. Anyone who has been accused of being a wolf by a wolf cannot be a wolf.
My picking you was based on your behavior. If you fall under the category of "not a wolf" by these rules then I'm sorry. If you're a wolf, please stop eating villagers. Seriously, there are plenty of other things for you to eat.
Like I said, I wasn't 100% on you like I was with FP and Semaj (Semaj was more like 99% until I played the psychic card).
Semaj accused FP?
If he did, it violated the rules. I guess we'll have to ask Remington what to do if that's the case.
...speaking of violating the rules, it's night time right?
If we're not certain, we could always just let another villager get eated, see if that narrows it down at all.
Although, it's probably better to lynch and miss than not lynch at all, amirite?
Yeah, I fall under the "not a wolf" in those things. If NP isn't a wolf I just made a mistake.
I don't think there are rules for gameplay. I thought the aim was to do anything to ensure survival for the teams.
Oh apart from the undead speaking during day ... but we can undeclare that rule :lol:
AtB was that powerful of a psychic even in death we can still see his/hers sweet face
I have atleast 2.5 people I'm suspicious of :(
Mistress, if you think I'm a wolf then why exactly did you switch your vote from me to FP? Were you under 'orders' ?
theres no rule saying wolves cant vote for each other
I don't think your a wolf, at least not too much. You can never be sure, but oh well.
I swtiched because I had taken a really nice bath and wasn't in the mood to push my point, and AtD was making a few good points about FP being the wolf. If you'll notice, NP, I haven't done too much accusation on you since then.
I did notice, and I miss it :(:(:( You were giving me attention! :argh!: :argh!: :argh!:
Augh. Np's the wolf. Run, everyone.
How was that? :lulz:
I'm just not feeling it Freeky ...
Do you want to talk about it ? :(
It's my cats, NP. Ever since Semaj ate one, and then stomped a couple more, they just haven't been the same. :cry:
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Are you breaking up with ME?!?!
No, I never said that! I'll always accuse you of being the wolf NP, I promise there won't be anyone else after Semaj! :x
NP IS THE WOLF YOU GUYS! :eek:
i hope someone gets eaten soon (not me :x ) so we can get our lynch on
*hyperventilates and shakes with anxiety* ... I... I thought we were over Freeky .. Sorry I got a bit paranoid :( I was thinking you were off with the cats doing things ... You know, that we used to do together.....
I was wrong to think that of you.
I'm sorry. I love you.
:oops:
I love you too, Wolfie NP. <3
Well well well, look what the cat dragged back in.
Its just like the good times ...
You'd accuse me and try to get me hanged,...
I'd snarl and protest my innocence...
Then we'd argue until midnight until another dead body showed up.
Ahh how it should be.
... then you ran off.
:sad: I did say I'd never leave you again... :cry:
I don't know if I can do it again ... Your a flighty thing dear...
Running around on all fours.
Rolling around with your tongue hanging out.
Getting belly rubs from the other villagers.
Sniffing someone elses butt...
.....
My! I might even say your a furry! But why go for dog though? Is that why you keep cats?
To bite their heads off?!?!?!?!?
*foams at the mouth*
You're the one who's foaming at the mouth! I'm not flightly at all, you just don't hold my interest. Besides, my cats need me.
I NEED MY BRAIN MEDICENE AUNTY
Villagers,
Everyones related
They don't call me crazy cat lady for nothing, you know. :lulz:
YOU ATE ALL YOUR BRAIN MEDICINE WHEN YOU WERE A WOLF, DEAR.
No I'm not, it's not like AIDS or Syphalis, I only slept with FP twice I was kinda curious :oops:
Oh, NP. I had hoped we were past this. It's time for you to just admit it. It will be a relatively painless death, I promise. And if you can't admit you're the last wolf, I'ma have to stop accusing you. :x
No I can't admit it! It brings me terrible pain and memories!
I MISS FP!
He'd hold me at night, digging his claws into my back ... screaming as I cried blood...
I would look into his soulful yellow eyes and he'd try ever so lightly to bite my head off. *sigh*
I liked the way he'd used to snarl behind my back, it gave me comfort.
He even jumped me once.....
It was soo romantic ...
But then I realised he was a werewolf when he didn't come one night and then I found out he was lynched and dead, I read it in the Daily Villager :(
Anyone mind helping me out of this bunny suit? I've gone into rigor.
Well, then, I'm afraid that I can't help you, at least until you come to your senses and tell us the truth. :sad:
Hah, bunny suit! Serves you right, you cat eating bastard.
Quote from: Dr. James Semaj on February 22, 2010, 10:26:43 PM
Anyone mind helping me out of this bunny suit? I've gone into rigor.
Really, you're all stiff in that bunny suit?
Did anyone else know that Semaj is a furry?
edit: for quote fail
You bastard. And what do you want me to tell the truth about, Freeky?
SHE WANTS YOU TO TELL THE TRUTH ABOUT YOUR LOVE AFFAIR WITH HER CATS, SEMAJ!!!!! :aaa:
I was talking to NP.
Quote from: Annabel the Destroyer on February 22, 2010, 09:31:47 PM
If he did, it violated the rules. I guess we'll have to ask Remington what to do if that's the case.
...speaking of violating the rules, it's night time right?
The only rules governing wolf behaviour are:
1. One wolf may not kill another (during the night, voting for another wolf is fine).
2. Wolves may not reveal the identity of their fellow lycanthropes.
Other than that, wolves are free to do and say anything.
And yes, it's nighttime. I'll post Wolf Angau's kill after dinner.
Quote from: Remington on February 23, 2010, 01:13:30 AM
Quote from: Annabel the Destroyer on February 22, 2010, 09:31:47 PM
If he did, it violated the rules. I guess we'll have to ask Remington what to do if that's the case.
...speaking of violating the rules, it's night time right?
The only rules governing wolf behaviour are:
1. One wolf may not kill another (during the night, voting for another wolf is fine).
2. Wolves may not reveal the identity of their fellow lycanthropes.
Other than that, wolves are free to do and say anything.
Does accusing someone of being a wolf constitute revealing their identity?
Quote from: Annabel the Destroyer on February 23, 2010, 01:34:40 AM
Quote from: Remington on February 23, 2010, 01:13:30 AM
Quote from: Annabel the Destroyer on February 22, 2010, 09:31:47 PM
If he did, it violated the rules. I guess we'll have to ask Remington what to do if that's the case.
...speaking of violating the rules, it's night time right?
The only rules governing wolf behaviour are:
1. One wolf may not kill another (during the night, voting for another wolf is fine).
2. Wolves may not reveal the identity of their fellow lycanthropes.
Other than that, wolves are free to do and say anything.
Does accusing someone of being a wolf constitute revealing their identity?
Nope. That rule only covers situations wherein a known wolf (one who's cover has been blown or one that's been lynched) states or implies who their fellows werewolves are. Undercover werewolves can accuse each other, if they think it will help their team.
...then what would constitute revealing a wolf's identity?
I mean, that seems pretty blatant.
"Nancy is a werewolf." <-Identity revealed.
For now, I guess you guys should not take what I said about that to be 100% true but bear in mind that the people who were wolves may not have known this. It should be one more piece of evidence to be weighed in conjunction with all other evidence.
FREEKY! HEELLLPPPP!!!!!! IM BEING ATTACKED BY CHEERLEADERS!!!!!!!! :x :x :x :x :x :x :x
USE YOUR CAT SUPER POWERS!!!!
I vote to lynch Remington
Why are you being attacked by cheerleaders? That sounds horrible! :x
they came out of nowhere! :x it's terrible!!! oh noez!!!! they got duct tape!!!!! :x :x
Quick, go jump in a trough! Duct tape doesn't work in water!
there's no trough near! :x hey! get away!!! no! i don't want your chearleader-evilness!!!!!!!! :x :x oh shit!!! now there's girl scouts!!!!! no! i don't want any cookies!! :x :x :x :x
:x Look over here, girlscouts! Kittens!
(http://clouddragon.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/kittens.jpg)
Are they distracted TGG?
yes, but what about the cheerleaders???? they're gonna sell me to corporate CEO's, and then the CEO's are gonna brainwash me into buying crap i don't need!!! :x :x darn you cheerleaders and your evilness!!!!! :argh!:
Throw some jocks at them, that'll distract them long enough so you can flee.
FLEE!
RUN AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!! :x I'LL GET MAH REVENGE ONE DAY CHEERLEADERS!!!!!! SOME DAY!!!! YOU TOO GIRL SCOUTS!!!!! :argh!:
:kingmeh:
Hear Ye, Hear Ye, the Oracle Speaks
FRED RODE THE VELOCIRAPTOR SWIFTLY THROUGH TEH FOREST, HER SHARK ARMY FOLLOWING. SHE HAD LOCATED THE WEREWOLF LAIR AND WAS GOING TO FINISH THEM OFF! ALL OF A SUDDENLY SHE HEARD *WHIRRRRRR**PEWPEWPEWPEW* AND WAS SHOOTED TO DEATHS BY A WEREWOLF IN A LAZ0R HELICOPTER. AWWWW SHIT.
THE END.
It is now day. The villagers have 24 hours to secure a lynch (7 votes required).
im a girl :cry:
AND I DONT EVEN GET A DEATH SCENE BAWWWWWW
ima write my own
FRED RODE THE VELOCIRAPTOR SWIFTLY THROUGH TEH FOREST, HER SHARK ARMY FOLLOWING. SHE HAD LOCATED THE WEREWOLF LAIR AND WAS GOING TO FINISH THEM OFF! ALL OF A SUDDENLY SHE HEARD *WHIRRRRRR**PEWPEWPEWPEW* AND WAS SHOOTED TO DEATHS BY A WEREWOLF IN A LAZ0R HELICOPTER. AWWWW SHIT.
THE END.
i am best writer ever
:mittens:
I vote to lynch Mistress Freeky.
She broke my heart more than enough even though I slept behind her back a few times, but its not about me.
Oh and she is a werewolf. She's the only one alive who uses lasers
Fred's velociraptor riding ghost suggests you add the tally
God speed
Freeky - 1
Remington - 1
Fred's ghost also mentions that
a) the vote for Remmington was cast before my death and therefore doesnt count and
b) you cant lynch the narrator :lol:
Quote from: Fredamir Putin on February 23, 2010, 04:56:08 AM
FRED RODE THE VELOCIRAPTOR SWIFTLY THROUGH TEH FOREST, HER SHARK ARMY FOLLOWING. SHE HAD LOCATED THE WEREWOLF LAIR AND WAS GOING TO FINISH THEM OFF! ALL OF A SUDDENLY SHE HEARD *WHIRRRRRR**PEWPEWPEWPEW* AND WAS SHOOTED TO DEATHS BY A WEREWOLF IN A LAZ0R HELICOPTER. AWWWW SHIT.
THE END.
i am best writer ever
Done and done:
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=24184.msg834053#msg834053 (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=24184.msg834053#msg834053)
ALSO YUOR DEAD, YUO CAN'T TALK
I have voters rights!
IM ONLY TALKING THE RULES. IM HELPING
Kinda tempted to lynch NP, for being irritating.
But ehh, I guess I'll wait to see who everyone else votes for.
What kind of irritation did I leave this time?
Nothing specifically, more a general air of.
I stink? :(
Once again, because you fuckers don't listen, I vote for myself.
Freeky - 1
LMNO - 1
However, if you still won't believe me, it might behoove you to look for players who haven't posted recently, yet are still on the boards. Perhaps even players who might have initially started a strategy of accusing others, but then fell silent when the RPG sillyness started.
Just saying.
LMNO
-Is the last werewolf, really.
I'm voting for Freeky just so the damned cat lady posts stop.
Freeky-2
LMNO-1
Christ, since people don't want other people actually PLAYING a GAME, I vote to lynch myself too.
I'm fucking done.
I think Hoops was being a sneaky bastard.
For example, maybe he's trying to insinuate that the only tactic more effective than calling yourself out as a werewolf is pretending to be a cat lady in order to hide the fact that you're a werewolf.
I mean, that's a fairly bold play, if I do say so myself.
Well, I do appreciate that sentiment, LMNO. I thought so too. :lulz:
Wait a second... You can't be the werewolf, because I already admitted I'm the werewolf!
SOMEONE IS LYING!
I would never have thought it possible. Not on PD.com, of all places.
So that's:
Freeky - 3
LMNO - 1
What the hell... I vote to lynch Mistress Freeky. Might as well lynch somebody while we have the chance.
Freeky - 4
LMNO - 1
I take my vote back. I'ma make you work for this lynching.
I randomly vote to lynch Hoopla.
Hoopla 1
Freeky 3
LMNO 1
That's what one gets for keeping up the tally...
No one listens to me anymore...
Quote from: LMNO on February 23, 2010, 07:05:33 PM
No one listens to me anymore...
You should change your name to Cassandra. :wink:
:D
Out of spite, I vote to lynch Hoops.
Hoopla 2
Freeky 3
You will have the blood of an annoying, but innocent, man on your hands, should it work.
Just saying.
It should be obvious that I realize that, since I am the third werewolf.
In that case, all I can hope for is that I shall receive glory as a martyr.
Quote from: Hoopla on February 23, 2010, 07:54:37 PM
In that case, all I can hope for is that I shall receive glory as a martyr.
Glory
hole, maybe.
I'd be happy either way.
hm, don't know who to vote for... ah what the hell, i vote to lynch Hoops!
That's 3 hoops and 3 mistress freeky
*struggles against the people holding him*
Those who are not wolves will regret it when another is killed tonight! Mark my words!
See, Freaky? He likes playing along.
I think he just... didn't.... wait a sec... didn't like all those cats!!
DUNNN DUNNNN!
yay for lynching and more zombies! :lulz:
Quote from: LMNO on February 23, 2010, 09:03:39 PM
See, Freaky? He likes playing along.
I think he just... didn't.... wait a sec... didn't like all those cats!!
DUNNN DUNNNN!
It's a werewolf! Ahhh!
LMNO admitted he was a wolf, and AtD pointed at Freeky, and he was right on both accounts.
Surely ONE of those two is MUCH more likely than me... I'm innocent I tell ya, innocent! This is a frame job, don't listen to them, my blood'll be on yer hands! Mama! Don't let them get me like this, like an animal... I'm a man I tell ya, a man! What kind of world do we live in when a man can get lynched by his own neighbors just for not liking cats? It's a madhouse, A MADHOUSE!
GULP!
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Quote from: Hoopla on February 23, 2010, 09:11:03 PM
What kind of world do we live in when a man can get lynched by his own neighbors just for not liking cats? It's a madhouse, A MADHOUSE!
Yer darn tootin'.
*giggle- er, I mean gurgle*
I may change my mind later but I vote to lynch Hoopla.
Hoopla-4
Mistress Freeky-3
What's your reasoning?
First they convince you to talk back to your parents, the people who brought you into the world: then they convince you to masturbate, ensuring your isolation is growing as much as the throbbing lump in your pants: then they convince you to smoke, strangling your lungs slowly through the years, choking the life out of them day by agonizing day: then they convince you to watch Dancing With The Stars, despite the fact that you don't recognize anyone, just one more piece of your soul is dead, who cares: then they convince you to vote Republican, for the better good, of course. Of course.
When does it end? Take a stand now. You all know I am no wolf. Look to Freeky and LMNO. LMNO has been saying since the FIRST PAGE that he is a wolf... are you really all so blind? Or is it just that you like the feeling of killing innocent people, but don't have the balls to do what you want unless it can be hidden behind the ruse of wolves and treachery? Someone, stand up against this... someone... if its not you now, it will be tomorrow, I guarantee it... it will be you next, or your wife... or your daughters...
I vote to lynch Freeky.
Freeky - 4
Hoopla - 4.
fred floats by
Captain Chaos's corpse floats by on the river
Doctor Semaj strolls by, still trying to get the fucking bunny outfit off
the three zombies dance around the maypole
I vote to keep hoopla around as long as he keeps monologing like that.
I think almost everyone who has been voting has already voted, except Sigmatic.
Oh, REALLY...
LMNO
- I wonder why?
:lulz:
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on February 24, 2010, 12:51:44 AM
I think almost everyone who has been voting has already voted, except Sigmatic.
:argh!:
Um.
I feel kinda bad about it, but my best guess is Freeky. :/
Freeky 5
Hoopla 4
Due to excellent monologue, I withdraw my vote for Hoopla
And because he hasn't shared in the drama, I vote to lynch Siggy.
Freeky - 5
Hoopla - 3
Siggy - 1
GUILT TRIP!
Freeky you has the power
LMNO didn't vote for me. I am however glad he didn't switch his vote to me. That sly wolf. :wink:
Quote from: LMNO on February 24, 2010, 01:17:33 AM
Due to excellent monologue, I withdraw my vote for Hoopla
And because he hasn't shared in the drama, I vote to lynch Siggy.
Freeky - 5
Hoopla - 3
Siggy - 1
I was hanging out with friends in Seattle. We shipped a '56 TWN Contessa to this collector/restorer guy and he showed us his awesome projects. It was awesome.
ETA: Did I mention how awesome it was?
You mean Seattle, the homefield of Frankenstein?
Quote from: NotPublished on February 24, 2010, 01:22:39 AM
You mean Seattle, the homefield of Frankenstein?
I don't know of any other Seattles, so yes?
If you want to save yourself, you will need MOAR MONOLOGUE.
Quote from: Sigmatic on February 24, 2010, 01:24:39 AM
Quote from: NotPublished on February 24, 2010, 01:22:39 AM
You mean Seattle, the homefield of Frankenstein?
I don't know of any other Seattles, so yes?
Frankenstein as in Wolfenstein?
I rest my case
Quote from: LMNO on February 24, 2010, 01:26:24 AM
If you want to save yourself, you will need MOAR MONOLOGUE.
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Quote from: LMNO on February 24, 2010, 01:26:24 AM
If you want to save yourself, you will need MOAR MONOLOGUE.
I am happy to join with you today in what will go down in history as the greatest demonstration for freedom in the history of our village.
Five score pages ago, a great villager, in whose symbolic shadow we stand today, gave his life defending freedom from lycanthropes. This momentous act came as a great beacon light of hope to tens of unwashed, uneducated mud farmers who had been seared in the flames of withering injustice. It came as a joyous daybreak to end the long night of their captivity.
But one hundred pages later, the villager still is not free. One hundred threads later, the life of the villager is still sadly crippled by the manacles of predation and the chains of paranoia. One hundred pages later, the villager lives on a lonely island of poverty in the midst of a vast ocean of wolf kibble. One hundred threads later, the villager is still languished in the corners of dark age society and finds himself an exile in his own land. And so we've come here today to dramatize a shameful condition.
In a sense we've come to our forum's capital to cash a check. When the architects of our monarchy wrote the magnificent words of the OP and the Declaration of Wolfdom, they were signing a promissory note to which every villager was to fall heir. This note was a promise that all men, yes, black men as well as white men, would be guaranteed the "unalienable Rights" of "lynching wolves on the evidence of paranoia." It is obvious today that this thread has defaulted on this promissory note, insofar as her citizens of human blood are concerned. Instead of honoring this sacred obligation, this thread has given the village a bad check, a check which has come back marked "insufficient funds."
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on February 24, 2010, 01:31:39 AM
Quote from: LMNO on February 24, 2010, 01:26:24 AM
If you want to save yourself, you will need MOAR MONOLOGUE.
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this is a classic case of "show, don't tell".
As an honorable man/beast hybrid, I guess I have to vote to lynch myself again.
Freeky - 5
Hoopla - 3
LMNO - 1
Quote from: LMNO on February 24, 2010, 01:43:19 AM
As an honorable man/beast hybrid, I guess I have to vote to lynch myself again.
Freeky - 5
Hoopla - 3
LMNO - 1
Well if honorable comes into it, I should probably tell you I cribbed that from Dr. King.
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on February 24, 2010, 01:31:39 AM
Quote from: LMNO on February 24, 2010, 01:26:24 AM
If you want to save yourself, you will need MOAR MONOLOGUE.
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And this is why you, too, should vote for Hoopla!
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on February 24, 2010, 01:53:04 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on February 24, 2010, 01:31:39 AM
Quote from: LMNO on February 24, 2010, 01:26:24 AM
If you want to save yourself, you will need MOAR MONOLOGUE.
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And this is why you, too, should vote for Hoopla!
If I hadn't already voted to lynch him this would've done it. :lulz:
It was a compelling argument. I doubt anyone could have blamed you. Certainly not me.
I vote to lynch Jason.
(for the reasons listed previously)
Freeky - 5
Hoopla - 3
LMNO - 1
Jason - 1
Also, I'm keeping a close eye on you Siggy.
Freeky you have like 6 nipples :eek: :fap:
Fred's ghost notes that you stole that speech from a belgian comic. baddddd freeeeky
Quote from: Rumckle on February 24, 2010, 02:05:19 AM
I'm keeping a close eye on you Siggy.
Why, exactly? This isn't a pulp mystery where the least likely person always did it.
Quote from: Fredamir Putin on February 24, 2010, 02:06:15 AM
Fred's ghost notes that you stole that speech from a belgian comic. baddddd freeeeky
Hey, at least I can present them if necessary.
And I only have two nipples! :argh!:
Quote from: Sigmatic on February 24, 2010, 02:15:09 AM
Quote from: Rumckle on February 24, 2010, 02:05:19 AM
I'm keeping a close eye on you Siggy.
Why, exactly? This isn't a pulp mystery where the least likely person always did it.
In my mind my entire life is a pulp mystery.
Quote from: Rumckle on February 24, 2010, 02:24:19 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on February 24, 2010, 02:15:09 AM
Quote from: Rumckle on February 24, 2010, 02:05:19 AM
I'm keeping a close eye on you Siggy.
Why, exactly? This isn't a pulp mystery where the least likely person always did it.
In my mind my entire life is a pulp mystery.
:emily:
Also, I don't want the real wolf to know that I'm on to them.
(mainly because I am not)
:lulz:
I'm actually surprised I haven't been killed yet, considering how bad I dicked the wolves with my league scam.
Quote from: Sigmatic on February 24, 2010, 02:28:12 AM
:lulz:
I'm actually surprised I haven't been killed yet, considering how bad I dicked the wolves with my league scam.
*groan of vaguely accusatory tone, probably on grounds that the wolves have not killed you despite what you did to them*
(shrug, suggesting that you were a juicier target for my doggy rage)
*vague body language lacking any particular nuance*
*sparkles~*
VAMPIRE!!!
So who's being lynched???
No one. We need 7 votes.
Freeky - 5
Hoopla - 3
LMNO - 1
Jason - 1
Dammit.
Won't let the day go to waste.
I vote to lynch Freeky.
Freeky - 6
Hoopla - 3
LMNO - 1
Jason - 1
One more! Come on, people! Don't let the werewolf live another night to rip one of us away from the bosom of the village... think of the coup that recently freed Niger, we can do that too, these werewolf terrorists must be weeded out to allow freedom and peace to reign in this town again!
...Says the cat-hater.
I love cats, I just don't like cat ladies... it smacks of trying to prove you aren't a wolf... who counts the cats? Nobody but her. She could be gobbling down two a night for all we know.
Betting money says I die next.
I'm betting I get wolfed next, as I've been after Hoopla.
Quote from: Sigmatic on February 24, 2010, 08:35:51 PM
Betting money says I die next.
If you don't, can we accuse you of being the wolf?
LMNO
-will
not die next, because, well... You know.
Quote from: LMNO on February 24, 2010, 08:37:55 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on February 24, 2010, 08:35:51 PM
Betting money says I die next.
If you don't, can we accuse you of being the wolf?
LMNO
-will not die next, because, well... You know.
If I don't die next, I should be hanged?
Yikes. Full witch hunt mode now, I take it.
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on February 24, 2010, 08:37:25 PM
I'm betting I get wolfed next, as I've been after Hoopla.
Wolves kill other wolves now?
Quote from: Sigmatic on February 24, 2010, 08:40:19 PM
Quote from: LMNO on February 24, 2010, 08:37:55 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on February 24, 2010, 08:35:51 PM
Betting money says I die next.
If you don't, can we accuse you of being the wolf?
LMNO
-will not die next, because, well... You know.
If I don't die next, I should be hanged?
Yikes. Full witch hunt mode now, I take it.
No, it was just an odd thing for you to say. You've been silent the whole time, not really accusing anyone... why would you suddenly announce your imminent death?
Quote from: Hoopla on February 24, 2010, 08:44:25 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on February 24, 2010, 08:37:25 PM
I'm betting I get wolfed next, as I've been after Hoopla.
Wolves kill other wolves now?
No. There were only 3. And you (or someone who has been charading as your ally) is going to eat me. Because I've pointed a finger at you.
Quote from: LMNO on February 24, 2010, 08:45:52 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on February 24, 2010, 08:40:19 PM
Quote from: LMNO on February 24, 2010, 08:37:55 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on February 24, 2010, 08:35:51 PM
Betting money says I die next.
If you don't, can we accuse you of being the wolf?
LMNO
-will not die next, because, well... You know.
If I don't die next, I should be hanged?
Yikes. Full witch hunt mode now, I take it.
No, it was just an odd thing for you to say. You've been silent the whole time, not really accusing anyone... why would you suddenly announce your imminent death?
The last three days I was away from the computer almost the whole time. Before then I had been doing a lot of PMing, trying to figure out who the wolves are. Based on my collaborations with the psychic, the wolves who joined my "league", other villagers, and Freeky, I'm pretty sure the last wolf is Freeky. And I kinda tipped my hand recently, letting on that the league of villagers was basically a ploy to trick the wolves into outing themselves.
It worked on FP and Semaj, and the only other joiner was Freeky, which makes me suspect her.
Well, since I'm still voting for myself, it doesn't really matter, does it?
Fuck off, Sig. I KNOW I'm not very smart, okay? I believed you had a thingy going, and I just wanted a bit of protection from getting wolfed.
There's no need to rub in I'm a gullible fucktard.
Not my intent to gloat. I'm just trying to catch the wolves.
i wonder. You said you collaborated with the psychic on this. And two of the wolves joined. And you sent the PM to others, also, I am gathering? But this was your idea.
Maybe, my thinking is telling me, that it wasn't a ploy to begin with, but since no one joined, you had to say that to save face. And if you had got more people in, you could have seen where the votes were leaning, and pushed the votes in a way that helped YOU. That's what my thinking is saying.
I'm suspicious now...
Please let's not get our panties in a twist over this... its just a game.
But, back in the game... either Freeky is a really good actor, or she is genuinely confused. Now I'm starting to wonder whether she is the wolf or not... damn this game is a mindfuck... Frank N. Furter said this would be FUN!
It explains why I don't know who, really, to think of as the wolf. Sig has been on very very occasionally, each day, even if he was gone mostly. And being gone, it would have been pretty hard to keep up with whether or not anyone was onto him. Which makes sense, if the "villager force ploy" had worked.
Hmmmmm...
Quote from: Sigmatic on February 24, 2010, 08:56:19 PM
And I kinda tipped my hand recently, letting on that the league of villagers was basically a ploy to trick the wolves into outing themselves.
It worked on FP and Semaj, and the only other joiner was Freeky, which makes me suspect her.
I'm confused why you say it was a "ploy". I still think it's a good idea for the villagers. How did it "out" any wolves, as Semaj and I were identified by the psychic?
I don't think any villagers joined, I know for sure I didn't :lulz: I refused thrice.
Quote from: NotPublished on February 24, 2010, 09:34:05 PM
I don't think any villagers joined, I know for sure I didn't :lulz: I refused thrice.
Good for you, NP. I was more gullible, and now I'm getting penalized for it. :|
Nobody even asked me to join... dang... and y'all stuck me in the shack outside the town limits... didn't even give me a proper door, it has a hole in it... shape of a cresent moon. And boy, does it smell in here.
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on February 24, 2010, 09:09:11 PM
i wonder. You said you collaborated with the psychic on this. And two of the wolves joined. And you sent the PM to others, also, I am gathering? But this was your idea.
Maybe, my thinking is telling me, that it wasn't a ploy to begin with, but since no one joined, you had to say that to save face. And if you had got more people in, you could have seen where the votes were leaning, and pushed the votes in a way that helped YOU. That's what my thinking is saying.
I'm suspicious now...
I'll admit this: I started out thinking it was a great idea and that if I got enough support it would have ruled the whole game. Then after a page of this thread going on without anybody really being that into it, I sensed that a change of gears would make it a worthwhile endeavor.
The original plan was to really make a go at an alliance, and it would have worked if more people were willing to trust me, but instead it ended up being useful in that I was able to be fairly sure of AtM's guesses before I knew he was the psychic.
Quote from: Sigmatic on February 24, 2010, 09:38:43 PM
I'll admit this: I started out thinking it was a great idea and that if I got enough support it would have ruled the whole game. Then after a page of this thread going on without anybody really being that into it, I sensed that a change of gears would make it a worthwhile endeavor.
The original plan was to really make a go at an alliance, and it would have worked if more people were willing to trust me, but instead it ended up being useful in that I was able to be fairly sure of AtM's guesses before I knew he was the psychic.
How did it help? I was already the #1 suspect at the time I joined, and said nothing to implicate myself further.
That was just suspicion, which isn't really the same as circumstantial evidence.
Well, in the interest of getting some lynching going. I will change my vote.
I vote to lynch Mistress Freeky.
Freeky - 7
Hoopla - 3
LMNO - 1
I still say Hoops is the wolf, so I'm not going to change my vote. And I highly doubt that Freeky is the wolf cause she's a cat lady, and the worst thing cat ladies have ever done is, kidnap people, collect cats, stuff their dead cats, and love cats.
I'm voting for Freeky cause she broke my heart, I'm taking this up to court.
How'd she break your heart?
HEY, REMINGTON Can I make a conditional vote so that I don't have to check back in?
Quote from: ThatGreenGentleman on February 24, 2010, 11:33:12 PM
How'd she break your heart?
I don't like it how other people rub her belly and how she sniffs other peoples butts. Its just not on :|
I think Remington has abandoned us...
"...and so the villagers and the last werewolf lived happily ever after, provided there was enough Alpo on hand."
I'll be posting the lynch within the hour.
Quote from: Remington on February 25, 2010, 03:20:59 PM
I'll be posting the lynch within the hour.
LIAR!!! LET'S LYNCH HIM INSTEAD!!!
:jihaad:
I lost mah favorite hat. :sad:
Hear Ye, Hear Ye, The Oracle Speaks!
The vote passed, but only just. Mistress Freeky's cats did not avail her this time, and the mob dragged her screaming out of her house. The excited crowd dragged her to Village Square, where the gallows had already been set up.
She was shoved onto the stage, and Iason smiled. He was to be the one to kill the last werewolf, and save the town. He could no think of a higher honor.
"Well, looks like we got your two buddies," he said snidely. "The only one left now is you." Freeky said nothing. "A quiet one, huh? Well, let's shut you up for good." Iason grabbed Freeky by the wrist and pulled. She didn't move. Iason tugged harder, and Freeky scowled at him. In a lightning-quick move, she grabbed Iason's wrist and started forcing it back. He cried out. "What's the matter, Iason? Can't take what you dish out?" The sound of cracking bone resounded throughout the square, and Iason dropped to his knees.
Freeky stepped up to address the crowd. When she moved from the shadow to the sunlight, she seemed to...flicker.
"It is over, my neighbours," she began. There was a cruel tone in her voice, bloodlust and malice wrapped into one. "You have killed my followers, but they were weak. I have studied the dark arts for decades, I have invoked entities that you scum dare not dream about."
Shadows began to twist and writhe around Mistress Freeky, and her fingers grew to razor-sharp claws. Her feet left the platform, and she levitated abve the crowd in a storm of dark magick. "I am no mere werewolf, born of rituals and pacts." She pointed a claw down at the stunned villagers as she floated twenty feet above their heads. "I am born of darkness itself. I am the wrath of countless demons. I am-"
WHIRRRR
THUMP-THUMP
(http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/6229/81975082.jpg)
Mistress Freeky is dead. She was Wolf Angau.
VILLAGERS WIN
I KNEW IT!!
yaaay
:lulz:
I'm in, next round.
Goddamn I'm awesome.
3 for 3.
AtD, Wolf-Finder. 8)
:banana: TWO FER TWO! I'M UNDEFEATED, FUCKERS!!!
I'm just happy to be alive.
Now, who wants to cook up some cat?
WAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF HOW AWESOME I AM!
\
:cheers:
Heh. That was kind of fun.
LMNO
-sorry about all that, I just really like werewolves.
Quote from: Annabel the Destroyer on February 25, 2010, 06:15:06 PM
WAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF HOW AWESOME I AM!
\
:cheers:
Hey now... just because you aren't a wolf doesn't mean we can't lynch you.
Quote from: Hoopla on February 25, 2010, 06:16:43 PM
Quote from: Annabel the Destroyer on February 25, 2010, 06:15:06 PM
WAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF HOW AWESOME I AM!
\
:cheers:
Hey now... just because you aren't a wolf doesn't mean we can't lynch you.
Can't lynch a dead man!
...Well, you could, but it wouldn't do much.
Lynch away bub, I'm already dead!
Shit, actually it would be awesome if you turned my corpse into a marionette.
I was thinking more of strapping your corpse to a horse and dragging it around the village, like Achilles did to Hektor.
I'LL GET THE ROAP!
Quote from: Hoopla on February 25, 2010, 06:31:02 PM
I was thinking more of strapping your corpse to a horse and dragging it around the village, like Achilles did to Hektor.
Frankly, I'm a little disappointed in your lack of creativity.
I was planning on using you as a condom.
Quote from: LMNO on February 25, 2010, 06:35:26 PM
I was planning on using you as a condom.
See? Now that's innovation.
Quote from: Annabel the Destroyer on February 25, 2010, 06:32:41 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on February 25, 2010, 06:31:02 PM
I was thinking more of strapping your corpse to a horse and dragging it around the village, like Achilles did to Hektor.
Frankly, I'm a little disappointed in your lack of creativity.
Why would I waste innovation on a corpse?
wooooooooooooooooooooooo!
:retard:
Do it again!
Quote from: Sigmatic on February 25, 2010, 10:26:22 PM
:retard:
Do it again!
Okay... ready?
PULL
(http://satwaves.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/catapult.jpg)
WHIRRRTHUMP-THUMP
(http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p119/Ackistan/aim-120a-1.jpg)
Bullseye!
Fuck Yeah!
Remember werewolves, DNT
I can't help but think that a smarter strategy would have been to remain inconspicuous, but it wouldn't have been as much fun :)
Fun is what really matters.
I am totally going to try to form a proper league next time if I get to be a villager again.
We gonna do another round? If so, then I'm definitely in.
Quote from: Dr. James Semaj on February 26, 2010, 03:29:20 AM
We gonna do another round? If so, then I'm definitely in.
Ditto. Even if I don't participate that much I really enjoy watching the game unfold.
So, I had an idea for adding another dynamic to the game, hopefully without breaking the existing ones.
Siblings
This version of the game would include the same players that the normal version does, with one minor exception:
One of the wolves and one of the villagers will become brother/sister, a secret known only to them.
Should one sibling die, so will the other: they must protect each other. The goal for the siblings is different from the Werewolf goal or Villager goal: their objective is to kill off their fellow villagers and werewolves until only they survive. Therefore, each faction will have a traitor in their midst: this helps to add paranoia and suspicion even within the wolf pack. After all, why should the villagers have all the fear?
-if one dies, both die
-The sibling match is known only to the siblings
-The condition is not detectable via Psychic-Scan
Do you think this sounds good? I'm fairly certain it would work to augment the dynamics already present, and it would help introduce some new elements for those who have already played once or twice.
Quote from: Horrendous Foreign Liam Stoat on February 26, 2010, 07:17:42 AM
Yeah, I'd liek to play, just like I PM'd you last time and got failed. :?
Orly? Sorry about that.
The siblings idea looks interesting. Although, it's not really a penalty for the wolves since the wolves don't need to kill every last villager to win. Maybe a wolf who eats the sibling gets to win the game as an individual, rather than as part of a team? Lone-wolf?
The only thing I didn't like about the game, was the creation of private forums where dead people could post during the day with PMs. I understand the only way to combat that would be via the honour-system, but otherwise, what is the point of having that restriction on the main thread? Maybe if the psychic wasn't revealed upon death, and dead people weren't automatically more trustworthy (necromancer amongst villagers?), then that would balance out.
I WANNA PLAY IF THERE'S A THIRD ROUND!!!! PLEASE AND THANK YOU!!!!
Quote from: FP on February 26, 2010, 03:08:18 PM
The siblings idea looks interesting. Although, it's not really a penalty for the wolves since the wolves don't need to kill every last villager to win. Maybe a wolf who eats the sibling gets to win the game as an individual, rather than as part of a team? Lone-wolf?
The only thing I didn't like about the game, was the creation of private forums where dead people could post during the day with PMs. I understand the only way to combat that would be via the honour-system, but otherwise, what is the point of having that restriction on the main thread? Maybe if the psychic wasn't revealed upon death, and dead people weren't automatically more trustworthy (necromancer amongst villagers?), then that would balance out.
There's 2 regular wolves and one sibling'ed wolf. The sibling wolf needs to kill all the villagers
and backstab his fellow lycanthropes. The two regular wolves need to kill the traitor (or their sibling) and get the ratio down to a certain level.
I'm not quite sure that would work. The psychic is the greatest advantage to villagers have, as well as one of their only sources of reliable information. This game went rather quickly because AtD is just that damn good, but usually the psychic makes tons of wrong guesses.
If there will be siblings, then there perhaps ought to be an extra wolf to make it fairer.
ill play
Quote from: Sigmatic on February 26, 2010, 08:38:14 PM
If there will be siblings, then there perhaps ought to be an extra wolf to make it fairer.
This.
I'm going to sign up for the next one.
Siblings sounds like fun, but needs a better name IMO. (but what do I know, I'm probably still drunk from last night)
Either way I'm in for next game.
Quote from: Remington on February 26, 2010, 08:37:14 PM
There's 2 regular wolves and one sibling'ed wolf. The sibling wolf needs to kill all the villagers and backstab his fellow lycanthropes. The two regular wolves need to kill the traitor (or their sibling) and get the ratio down to a certain level.
Ah, I misread - thanks for the clarification. It's a tough objective, but it'd be fun.
Quote from: Remington on February 26, 2010, 08:37:14 PM
This game went rather quickly because AtD is just that damn good, but usually the psychic makes tons of wrong guesses.
Meh - rematch! AtD scanned me first because I a tried high-risk strategy in this (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=24184.msg829817#msg829817) post on page 3, claiming to have received a PM from the psychic, making me a prime suspect in his eyes. Guessing Semaj and Mistress Freeky could have been taken from posting frequency more than anything else - the wolves (and in future, the siblings) have more invested in the game and in defending themselves.
We didn't play a smart, cohesive game as the wolves, but I think we all had fun :)
Quote from: FP on February 26, 2010, 10:08:34 PM
Meh - rematch! AtD scanned me first because I a tried high-risk strategy in this (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=24184.msg829817#msg829817) post on page 3, claiming to have received a PM from the psychic, making me a prime suspect in his eyes. Guessing Semaj and Mistress Freeky could have been taken from posting frequency more than anything else - the wolves (and in future, the siblings) have more invested in the game and in defending themselves.
We didn't play a smart, cohesive game as the wolves, but I think we all had fun :)
He scanned you before that 8)
:lulz:
I wonder on what basis? I had only made two posts ITT before that! This (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=24184.msg829536#msg829536), and the one after. I'm not sure what is incriminating about either.
Quote from: FP on February 26, 2010, 10:18:09 PM
:lulz:
I wonder on what basis? I had only made two posts ITT before that! This (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=24184.msg829536#msg829536), and the one after. I'm not sure what is incriminating about either.
Quote from: Annabel the Destroyer on February 25, 2010, 06:10:57 PM
Goddamn I'm awesome.
3 for 3.
AtD, Wolf-Finder. 8)
Werewolf hunters? Curse finding sorcerers? Fuck that, we have AtD. :wink:
Quote from: FP on February 26, 2010, 10:18:09 PM
:lulz:
I wonder on what basis? I had only made two posts ITT before that! This (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=24184.msg829536#msg829536), and the one after. I'm not sure what is incriminating about either.
He sent me the scan PM about 5 minutes after I had posted the OP.
Maybe Annabel is a
really real psychic :tinfoilhat:
:scared:
8)
I saw The Wolfman yesterday! It was amazing!!! And I got tacos!!!!!!!!!! :lulz:
I'm down if we play again, and the sibling element sounds like it could be an interesting element. I approve. :D
Actually, here's how I figured it out:
1: I was #1 and was chosen as the psychic.
2: FP was #2, so I had a hunch that he may be the first wolf. His behavior seemed to confirm this. He was the most likely of the two I had so far. Guessing this correctly allowed me to guess the other two correctly as well.
3: Semaj was unjustly lynched last time, so I also had a hunch that he may be another one of the wolves. His behavior totally confirmed this.
4: Freeky got herself hung entirely based on her behavior.
5: I had a villager helping me and their efforts pointed towards the same 3 people. If this villager led me astray (and I hadn't been nommed by the evil wolves), they would have been my 3rd suspect but Freeky was the much more likely candidate.
6: You three all seemed to be in cahoots. Yeah, I said it: cahoots.
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What part of my behavior tipped you off?
Quote from: Dr. James Semaj on February 28, 2010, 07:03:29 PM
What part of my behavior tipped you off?
All three of you guys were posting a lot, and you all seemed to agree with one another.
Aw we won! :argh!:
Hahaha that was fun ... I forget how I came to my reasonings, I only remember Freeky confirmed it for me when she suddenly voted for FP instead of me, it was as if the reasoning was - vote for FP to make themselves less likely of a target. And if I were to be lynched, FP was gonna get lynched next around for sure (From the looks of it) :lulz:
QuoteAll three of you guys were posting a lot, and you all seemed to agree with one another.
Hmm. That might also explain how I got lynched the first time around.
In all fairness, Remington's predictability played a significant role in my first guess and it didn't hurt in my second guess.
Quote from: Annabel the Destroyer on March 01, 2010, 06:08:32 AM
In all fairness, Remington's predictability played a significant role in my first guess and it didn't hurt in my second guess.
I used http://www.random.org/ (http://www.random.org/).
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