My wife and I were a 18th century frigate. She was apparently some kind of mathematical savant who helped with navigation, who also happened to be blind. Since she was blind on a ship, she was constantly sea sick, so she was wearing a rubber dress, which was kinda hot.
Anyway, 3rd Lt LMNO wanted to speak with me. He seemed a little upset, so I moved my ass. Above me in the rigging, Seamen Cram and Cainad were singing a sea chanty that went "O, Ricky, you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind, hey Ricky, Hey Ricky". When I got to Lt LMNO, he expressed his concern that why wife was showing a bit of ankle around the crew. He was smiling, but I could tell he was angry. The more he smiled, the angrier he got.
"But it's just ankle," I said, "What's wrong with showing a little ankle?"
"HURRRP" *splash*, Jenn added.
"You can't show ankle in a pressure suit." Replied LT LMNO.
"Wait, what?"
"What are those men doing?" He asked.
I looked, as Cram and Cainad faded out of sight, leaving only fake mustaches.
"I think they're fucking off, sir."
"Never mind, here comes the captain."
The captain walked onto the deck, and as usual, we could only see him from the neck down, and even then only bits of him at a time.
"First read up ^ Then read down v" He said, "BLOW THE BALLAST TANKS"
"HURRRP" *Splash* Jenn replied.
(And that's all I remember)
Ha! Awesome.
I love the idea of singing 80s music in sea shanty format
HEAVE HO
ALL RIGHT
TAKE IT EASY BABY
MAKE IT LAST ALL NIGHT
*cainad at higher octave* make it last all night
Quote from: Cramulus on October 05, 2018, 06:34:39 PM
I love the idea of singing 80s music in sea shanty format
HEAVE HO
ALL RIGHT
TAKE IT EASY BABY
MAKE IT LAST ALL NIGHT
*cainad at higher octave* make it last all night
The 70s also show promise.
I offer "Brickhouse" as proof.
Quote from: LMNO on October 05, 2018, 06:17:47 PM
Ha! Awesome.
It's nice to have an occasional non-nightmare dream.
Poor Jenn, though.
Quote from: LMNO on October 05, 2018, 07:27:59 PM
Poor Jenn, though.
She knew the risks when she took the job.
Anyway, who the hell hires a blind navigator, Lt LMNO? What the hell is wrong with you?
They had a lovely personality. What can I say? A man appreciates a certain amount of politeness on the high seas.
Or below them, apparently.
Quote from: LMNO on October 09, 2018, 12:56:04 PM
They had a lovely personality. What can I say? A man appreciates a certain amount of politeness on the high seas.
Or below them, apparently.
Pressure suits are for vacuum.
What can I say? I have weird dreams.