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Ringlets? You mean the Hasidicks. They make Catholics look like freespirted, LSD taking, Orgy participating, fun people(Discordians). No pork, No sex before marriage, no hugging people you're not married to(really), Get married in seperate rooms(also true), wear funny costumes, the list goes on.  Some of my relatives are like that. I feel very sorry for them.

Me too.  The young men always travel in groups, and whenever I see them they are always accompanied by some old, grizzled Grey-faced man who looks like he's going to take out a nightstick and start beating his charges if they so much as look at a cute girl.  If she happens to look about as Jewish as a Sunday ham, well.  It does make me wish something could be done for them.  

As for holy land, it's actually really easy to come by.  The Mormons have a chunk of it in Upstate New York--well, had it, until a certain Discordian cabal that I was a member of took it from them about 6 years ago.  So far, they haven't made any move to fight us for it.  It just goes to show what apathy and disinterest can do for you--the Middle East should take that as a lesson.

Satan probably looks a bit like me, then. I'm white, puny, skinny, and half jewish, but I got most of the Jewish features, even if i do have that pale Aryan complexion from my (shouts to Eris Von Tartarus) GERMAN side. Except I'm a teenager. And despite sounding bad on paper, I actually look pretty good if I say so myself.

What do you do on paper that is so bad?  

Anyway, I've seen Jewish guys who would be really hot if they didn't do this weird ringlet thing with their hair.  Maybe that's specific to New York, though.

Americans are like crabgrass...if even a BIT survives, we tend to come back.

True.  We are rather like weeds.   :P

I like political ranting; there's no reason why we shouldn't talk about politics here (other than reasons of paranoia, of course).  If you go to most forums that don't have a strictly political agenda, you will find that a good portion of the people there are usually fascist morons.  Even if there are only a few fascist morons, they are loud and obnoxious enough to make the whole place a living hell for the rest of the people there.  Unlike at most forums, the people here generally have a clue.

So, it's a bit like preaching to the choir, but who cares?  

I think if it weren't for the stunning hypocrisy of US policies, it wouldn't depress me so much; it is the blatant subversion of ideals by the Bush administration that bothers me.  America is dead.  We didn't need Iraq or weapons of mass destruction to destroy us; our own leaders did it to us.  The dream is dead.

dangerous dancer
softly treading, part devil
of deliverance.  

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I've read Schroedinger's Cat, Illuminatus!, and Right Where You're Sitting Now.

Hole in the night sky
glowing like a second sun
Earth's sister planet.  

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Silent, wingless flight.
Two oragami pigeons
come fluttering down.  

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[Danger! Cops At Work!]

Hehe...

Danger!  Cops At Work!

tell me, friends, when was the last time you had an original thought?  

Here is another problem, though... how do you even know when you are having  an original thought?  Suppose I grew up in Amish country, lived in the same farmhouse my whole life and saw the same people every day...if I started thinking really wacky things (compared to what I was taught), I could be fairly certain that it was MY OWN psychosis, and no one else's influence.

But we are constantly bombarded by information--either through TV, movies, the Internet, traveling to other places, changing jobs; life in general.  These experiences are constantly shaping and influencing our minds, whether we like it or not.  Is it really possible to have our "own" thoughts?  Is this an original thought?  Probably not ... I wouldn't be surprised if this creeping unease manifested in my subconscious due to something I read/heard somewhere.  

Or am I just being paranoid?   Discuss.  

ni ni ni ni ni
the squeaky dog that goes "ni"
ni ni ni ni ni.  

:P

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Light paws, quickening
on railings, a high wire act:
Shadow play of cats.  

lol @ Conquistadore Nunya  

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Sorry, didn't mean to kill the haiku game!  I'll change the "Next Topic" to:  your choice.  

A head of marble
A wintry white sentinel
Eyes that cannot see.  

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Dough-faced pizza man,
your cheeks rise like baking bread.
Your grin is a knife.

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