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Or Kill Me / Answers for Eldora
« on: February 25, 2005, 05:01:15 pm »
No one should ever have to explain why they are wearing engineer boots full of vaseline.  It's a vaguely nauseating concept, and in any civilized society would probably get you run out of town on a rail.

Even PERVERTS would make lots of room on the bus for a 220 pound man wearing leather boots that go "squish"...even degenerates have their standards, after all.  For example, you wouldn't catch Peewee Herman or even Ben Franklin in such a state...and Ben WAS a nasty old lecher.  He was dirty and hairy and covered with fleas, and he took his women by twos and by threes.

Scratch that.  He was a hero of the revolution, and acted like a gentleman at all times...except during electrical storms.  Then he went all to pieces.

But even then, he had limits.

He wouldn't sit in front of a computer, with petroleum jelly oozing out of the top of his boots.  He CERTAINLY wouldn't mention it.

So, Eldora...just exactly WHY was The Good Reverend in such a state?  Well, it's a lot simpler than it sounds.  I gave myself one HELL of a case of welder's burn on the insteps of my feet.  That's really all there is to it.

TGRR,
Doesn't feel like telling you how he got that welder's burn.

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Or Kill Me / It's been fun.
« on: February 08, 2005, 12:49:46 am »
To all of you that have shared a few yuks with me, so long.  To the rest of you, well, so long.

Or kill me.

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Or Kill Me / Rev Roger Sermon #28: Get out while you can.
« on: January 28, 2005, 10:07:43 pm »
Blarg!

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Or Kill Me / Rev Roger: Hard Times in Fat City, part 3
« on: January 06, 2005, 09:23:51 pm »
Blarg!

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Or Kill Me / Rev Roger: Hard times in Fat City, part 2
« on: January 06, 2005, 09:23:03 pm »
Blarg!

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could out-stare a divorce lawyer.

Just saying.

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Principia Discussion / This Is The Kind Of Shit I LIVE FOR Department
« on: November 02, 2004, 08:42:41 am »
Condom Leaves Bad Taste In Senator's Mouth

Illinois Has Spent $115,000 On Condoms

Nov 1, 2004 9:22 am US/Central
SPRINGFIELD, Ill. (AP) A state senator in Springfield says he is surprised and dismayed to learn that the state has been giving away brightly colored and fruit-flavored condoms as part of a campaign to prevent sexually transmitted diseases.

Since January, the Illinois Department of Public Health has spent $115,000 in federal money on condoms to be distributed at public health clinics.

State Senator Steve Rauschenberger, an Elgin Republican, said he was annoyed to learn that 910 thousand of the condoms are orange, green, red and blue, and that 360 thousand of them come in such flavors as orange, lemon, grape and cherry.


What?  He wanted strawberry?



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Or Kill Me / I'll say this much for Trollax:
« on: November 01, 2004, 10:35:05 pm »
At least he really DID kill me, which is more than most of you have done.

Or kill me.

PS:  Gotta rant bubbling on the stove on this subject...more later...

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Or Kill Me / Rev Roger: Adventures in the mirror; more screwheads.
« on: October 27, 2004, 03:11:32 am »
Blarg!

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Or Kill Me / Re-elect Bush in 2004!
« on: August 31, 2004, 10:20:49 am »

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