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I really need to start publishing erotica on Amazon.
I've never been able to write out the actual fucking. If I could get over that one little hurdle, I could make SO MUCH MONEY.
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on October 26, 2013, 09:54:20 PM
I've never been able to write out the actual fucking. If I could get over that one little hurdle, I could make SO MUCH MONEY.
That's the part I'm good at. We should team up!
BIKAAAAW!
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NSFW (http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8qbdpmB0J1qb0wj9o1_500.gif)
Quote from: Mrs. Nigelson on October 26, 2013, 10:07:07 PM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on October 26, 2013, 09:54:20 PM
I've never been able to write out the actual fucking. If I could get over that one little hurdle, I could make SO MUCH MONEY.
That's the part I'm good at. We should team up!
OMG YES! :fap:
Quote from: Bu☆ns on October 26, 2013, 10:12:01 PM
BIKAAAAW!
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A classic! My favorite part is how the pterodactyls have to keep flapping while they're getting their dicks sucked.
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on October 26, 2013, 10:15:47 PM
Quote from: Mrs. Nigelson on October 26, 2013, 10:07:07 PM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on October 26, 2013, 09:54:20 PM
I've never been able to write out the actual fucking. If I could get over that one little hurdle, I could make SO MUCH MONEY.
That's the part I'm good at. We should team up!
OMG YES! :fap:
I can't even read plotline, my eyes glaze over. But I can crank out some seriously fucked-up sex scenes for other people to shoehorn into their plotlines, as long as I have a premise. Right now a friend and I are working on flossing porn.
We need a website for Discordian smut.
Quote from: Pæs on October 26, 2013, 11:38:53 PM
We need a website for Discordian smut.
Or an international Discordian erotic fiction writers association Facebook group.
I am not ready for EITHER of my facebooks to see the smut I write.
You guys should get LMNO on board. He wrote some truly horrendous Harry Potter horrorfic back in the day.
DISCORDIPORN! :aaa::1fap:
Courtship of Lavinia Whateley?
http://piratepad.net/oFjEAzsdat
See sig.
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on October 28, 2013, 01:37:00 PM
http://piratepad.net/oFjEAzsdat
See sig.
:lulz: That could be good. I've never read any Lovecraft but erotic Lovecraftian fanfic sounds promising.
I tried to make sure the relevant bits were in the background. I can add physical descriptions of Lavinia and the Shoggoths, if it helps?
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on October 28, 2013, 03:51:02 PM
I tried to make sure the relevant bits were in the background. I can add physical descriptions of Lavinia and the Shoggoths, if it helps?
Probably good policy either way, but I bet most readers are probably more familiar than I am with them.
i love the joke reading the reviews for this stuff
"299 of 305 people found the following review helpful 2.0 out of 5 stars Misleading
I am very upset because a pterodactyl is technically not a dinosaur it is a pterosaur. This should be classified under pterosaur erotica."
and "There were no lesbian dinosaurs in this book. Very disappointing. "
Quote from: Mrs. Nigelson on October 28, 2013, 03:54:21 PM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on October 28, 2013, 03:51:02 PM
I tried to make sure the relevant bits were in the background. I can add physical descriptions of Lavinia and the Shoggoths, if it helps?
Probably good policy either way, but I bet most readers are probably more familiar than I am with them.
Honestly, I've been googling things all morning. I love how there are a dozen Lovecraft wikis and they can't even crib notes from one another properly.
hirley0 and 0 Guests are viewing this topi Location, Location, Locate
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on October 26, 2013, 10:15:47 PM
Quote from: Mrs. Nigelson on October 26, 2013, 10:07:07 PM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on October 26, 2013, 09:54:20 PM
I've never been able to write out the actual fucking. If I could get over that one little hurdle, I could make SO MUCH MONEY.
That's the part I'm good at. We should team up!
OMG YES! :fap:
Yeah ? yeeh / Yh
get on with the Moans / &/ the crying
http://web.pdx.edu/~pdx00782/au/sound.html
http://web.pdx.edu/~pdx00782/au/newp.wav
http://web.pdx.edu/~pdx00782/au/duck.wav
http://web.pdx.edu/~pdx00782/au/obsidian.wav
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on October 30, 2013, 02:51:32 AM
ALL IS LOST: // Hirly0 masturbates while dividing by zero.
33F8F8 WHAT I DO DO::: is at the same time fight the bed bug
war with sticky tape & the MsRaRa 1 with a knife that leaves small mm & CM
HOLES EVERY WHERE about the body |stop| & now bac2two2 = 3+ somE mooRe
& the photos(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/62/Strongylocentrotus_purpuratus_020313.JPG/311px-Strongylocentrotus_purpuratus_020313.JPG)
Strongylocentrotus_purpuratus
of course YOU will get sick & vomit / that's part of Y2CrY
TAKE ALONG A BAG OF SODA CRACKERS IF YOU GO {it is that simple
v READ DOWN v
Quote from: Kai on October 27, 2013, 09:25:31 PM
You guys should
No I should not Yes there aRe reasons
the main Question is ¿ R U here ?.
:fap: :fap: :fap:
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on October 29, 2013, 12:41:30 PM
I wanna see what hirley faps to. Not at the moment SHE IS NoT
:fap: :lol: :fap:
hirley0 and 0 Guests are viewing this topic. AT THIS TIME 5:22pdT I FAVOR the line above | get on with the D'bait
of course i will be watching / get over it / & waiting i may as well add {ad 245
I wanna see what hirley faps to.
it is cleer to me that it is U who must baby Her / NoT t
as she would most likely | Well never mind what sHE would most likely do
i don't want to enterfear or spoil anything any of you attempt
other than watching and up ticking this hand full of REMarks :wink:
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on October 29, 2013, 12:41:30 PM
I wanna see what hirley faps to. ive:Today at 04:19:49 pm
Quote from: Kai on October 30, 2013, 12:19:49 AM
Quote from: Mrs. Nigelson on October 29, 2013, 06:49:20 PM
One of many problems, actually, that I have with almost any time people start a sentence with "Humans evolved to...", including myself. Seriously, I will punch myself in the face.
HUMANS DIDN'T JUST MAGICALLY STOP EVOLVING 10,000 YEARS AGO.
WE'RE STILL DOING IT. It's an ongoing process.
Anyway. Peeve aired. Carry on.
Indeed. Furthermore, much of our digestive ability comes from epigenetic effects, namely, our gut microbiomes. Even /without/ that, lactase production in adults is a relatively recent adaptation. Nomadic herders who had this mutation reproduced more, and thus it became widespread.
If I have one more person tell me that grains are evil and that my diet should consist of artificially constructed food scenarios for 25 thousand year old paleolithic hunter gatherers, I am going to go all Green Revolution on their asses.
i can only pray U do NoT Miss UNderstand my color d'code"M
Quote from: hirley0 on October 30, 2013, 12:33:16 AM
it is cleer to me that it is U who must baby Her / NoT t
as she would most likely | Well never mind what sHE would most likely do
i don't want to enterfear or spoil anything any of you attempt
other than watching and up ticking this hand full of REMarks :wink:
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on October 29, 2013, 12:41:30 PM
I wanna see what hirley faps to. ive:Today at 04:19:49 pm
Quote from: Kai on October 30, 2013, 12:19:49 AM
Quote from: Mrs. Nigelson on October 29, 2013, 06:49:20 PM
One of many problems, actually, that I have with almost any time people start a sentence with "Humans evolved to...", including myself. Seriously, I will punch myself in the face.
HUMANS DIDN'T JUST MAGICALLY STOP EVOLVING 10,000 YEARS AGO.
WE'RE STILL DOING IT. It's an ongoing process.
Anyway. Peeve aired. Carry on.
Indeed. Furthermore, much of our digestive ability comes from epigenetic effects, namely, our gut microbiomes. Even /without/ that, lactase production in adults is a relatively recent adaptation. Nomadic herders who had this mutation reproduced more, and thus it became widespread.
If I have one more person tell me that grains are evil and that my diet should consist of artificially constructed food scenarios for 25 thousand year old paleolithic hunter gatherers, I am going to go all Green Revolution on their asses.
i can only pray U do NoT Miss UNderstand my color d'code"M
:? :1fap:
Hirly0 masturbates while dividing by zero.
ALL IS LOST.
:lulz:
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Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on October 28, 2013, 03:51:02 PM
I tried to make sure {of} the relevant bits ?
ad 329 the object of 3 was to develop 1 collective understanding vvvv/
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WHILE WAITING think of A 3 person crew / per 1 terminal
[ moniter ]
CapT/ |Mate| \Nav
T'is C's job to decide what to do for example go to ????/
M'S JOB IS TO OPERATE THE KEYBOARD & TYPE
N RUNS THE MOUSE finds the path way to get to the site
for now Lets call the crew the C M N group | and hope understanding follows
to begin talking is allowed {so the Library is not the meeting space
in fact talkin is encouraged? possibly mandatory?/? probably not to much
THUS it should be rather clear the 1st thing to do is decide WHERE
NEXT? NAVIGATE TO THE LOCATION | & THEN TYPE IN THE PASSWORD etc
ad 329 There is not much one can do {other than wait ^ad 355
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Doing a little more work on this.
QuoteOh, how Newton would have wept at the sight of that blasphemous orb! Freewheeling among the galaxies, unbound by the tyranny of its parent-star's gravity. Indeed, that pinprick of light itself was long lost to the Universe, burned out like a candle in the night, leaving only a silent nebula of heavy gasses to mark its passing. This planet, this unordered mass of elements born in the first supernovae, which should have rightly perished with the star that birthed it, drifted defiantly, thumbing its nose at the imagined perfect elliptical orbits of bodies and laying bare the terrible fact that all orbits are chaotic, and none of the worlds in all the galaxies are safe.
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on November 16, 2013, 06:47:48 PM
Doing a little more work on this.
QuoteOh, how Newton would have wept at the sight of that blasphemous orb! Freewheeling among the galaxies, unbound by the tyranny of its parent-star's gravity. Indeed, that pinprick of light itself was long lost to the Universe, burned out like a candle in the night, leaving only a silent nebula of heavy gasses to mark its passing. This planet, this unordered mass of elements born in the first supernovae, which should have rightly perished with the star that birthed it, drifted defiantly, thumbing its nose at the imagined perfect elliptical orbits of bodies and laying bare the terrible fact that all orbits are chaotic, and none of the worlds in all the galaxies are safe.
không bị ràng buộc bởi sự chuyên chế của lực hấp dẫn của nó phụ huynh của ngôi sao.http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,24612.msg1309508.html#msg1309508
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Quote from: Kai on November 17, 2013, 11:12:45 PM
The Marrow Man. He says he's taking a piece of bone, but what is he taking really?
Listen Sis: IF U can? i took the 3:12 PM
the Qustion is what to translate????/ i'poise, "Leg"
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on November 14, 2013, 01:05:36 AM
Part III. walk parallel to Buttonwood Park, hand in hand. I flexed my leg absently.
đi song song với Buttonwood Park,
tay trong tay.
Tôi uốn cong chân của tôi lơ đãng.IF U do: bear in mind, My version is a sea tail
in very rough seas. Hi's & Lo's for days&days
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on November 16, 2013, 06:47:48 PM
Doing a little more work on this.
QuoteOh, how Newton would have wept at the sight of that blasphemous orb! Freewheeling among the galaxies, unbound by the tyranny of its parent-star's gravity. Indeed, that pinprick of light itself was long lost to the Universe, burned out like a candle in the night, leaving only a silent nebula of heavy gasses to mark its passing. This planet, this unordered mass of elements born in the first supernovae, which should have rightly perished with the star that birthed it, drifted defiantly, thumbing its nose at the imagined perfect elliptical orbits of bodies and laying bare the terrible fact that all orbits are chaotic, and none of the worlds in all the galaxies are safe.
Nice!
Quote from: hirley0 on November 16, 2013, 07:28:51 PM
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time to think
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Quote from: Kai on November 17, 2013, 11:12:45 PM
taking all?
Listen Sis: IF U can?
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It's an article database. You should have access through your university
ad 565 DO not have ACcess to that |sOrrY
I have exactly the right number of tabs open. The PD tab just reads BITCH when reading this thread.
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on November 20, 2013, 08:17:58 PM
I have exactly the right number of tabs open. The PD tab just reads BITCH when reading this thread.
An excellent redemption.