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Principia Discordia => Aneristic Illusions => Topic started by: Da6s on February 13, 2016, 10:37:26 PM

Title: Justice Scalia Dead. THANK FUCKING CHRIST.
Post by: Da6s on February 13, 2016, 10:37:26 PM
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/antonin-scalia-dead_us_56bfa5f7e4b0b40245c6f0d9

Good riddance you fat fuck shitneck hold out.


Completly turned my day around.
Title: Re: Justice Scalia Dead. THANK FUCKING CHRIST.
Post by: Da6s on February 13, 2016, 11:40:04 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CbIVuzhW8AAg6TF.jpg)
Title: Re: Justice Scalia Dead. THANK FUCKING CHRIST.
Post by: minuspace on February 13, 2016, 11:41:28 PM
Now we can start getting our future back to itself again.
Title: Re: Justice Scalia Dead. THANK FUCKING CHRIST.
Post by: Da6s on February 14, 2016, 12:00:55 AM
A tweet from early now has me listening to old saul williams.

The greatest americans have not been born yet. They're waiting patiently for the past to die.  (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6RdgiAXipDA&app=desktop)
Title: Re: Justice Scalia Dead. THANK FUCKING CHRIST.
Post by: Da6s on February 14, 2016, 01:49:43 AM
Oh the onion. Always on point in "tragedy".

http://www.theonion.com/graphic/justice-scalia-dead-following-30-year-battle-socia-52356 (http://www.theonion.com/graphic/justice-scalia-dead-following-30-year-battle-socia-52356?utm_source=Twitter&utm_medium=SocialMarketing&utm_campaign=Pic:1:Default)
Title: Re: Justice Scalia Dead. THANK FUCKING CHRIST.
Post by: minuspace on February 14, 2016, 08:38:14 PM
Quote from: Da6s on February 14, 2016, 12:00:55 AM
A tweet from early now has me listening to old saul williams.

The greatest americans have not been born yet. They're waiting patiently for the past to die.  (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6RdgiAXipDA&app=desktop)

I like this - all those listening to it - that must be good.
Title: Re: Justice Scalia Dead. THANK FUCKING CHRIST.
Post by: Junkenstein on February 15, 2016, 02:38:46 PM
Various rumors about "pillow over head/face". Vague accusations of foul play to go with said rumors.

Taking bets now for how far the crazy hole goes. Obviously Obama dun it, but using who, and how?



Title: Re: Justice Scalia Dead. THANK FUCKING CHRIST.
Post by: Cain on February 15, 2016, 08:34:14 PM
To be somewhat fair to the tinfoil crowd, being found dead under a pillow and declared "died from natural causes" (http://gawker.com/nobody-seems-to-know-how-exactly-antonin-scalia-ended-u-1759176340?utm_campaign=socialflow_gawker_facebook&utm_source=gawker_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow) by someone who didn't even inspect the body is a little suspect.
Title: Re: Justice Scalia Dead. THANK FUCKING CHRIST.
Post by: Faust on February 15, 2016, 10:02:01 PM
Quote from: Cain on February 15, 2016, 08:34:14 PM
To be somewhat fair to the tinfoil crowd, being found dead under a pillow and declared "died from natural causes" (http://gawker.com/nobody-seems-to-know-how-exactly-antonin-scalia-ended-u-1759176340?utm_campaign=socialflow_gawker_facebook&utm_source=gawker_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow) by someone who didn't even inspect the body is a little suspect.

A death brought on by the sum total of a lifetime of cruel decisions is somewhat natural I guess.
Title: Re: Justice Scalia Dead. THANK FUCKING CHRIST.
Post by: Prelate Diogenes Shandor on February 15, 2016, 10:26:17 PM
Quote from: Cain on February 15, 2016, 08:34:14 PM
To be somewhat fair to the tinfoil crowd, being found dead under a pillow and declared "died from natural causes" (http://gawker.com/nobody-seems-to-know-how-exactly-antonin-scalia-ended-u-1759176340?utm_campaign=socialflow_gawker_facebook&utm_source=gawker_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow) by someone who didn't even inspect the body is a little suspect.

That doesn't necessarily point to a political assassination though even if he was suffocated by someone. It's my understanding that he was an even bigger jerk in person.
Title: Re: Justice Scalia Dead. THANK FUCKING CHRIST.
Post by: Cain on February 16, 2016, 10:04:56 AM
 :roll:  Obviously.  I'm just saying there are actually somewhat legitimate reasons to be skeptical about the manner in which his death was determined.
Title: Re: Justice Scalia Dead. THANK FUCKING CHRIST.
Post by: Pergamos on February 16, 2016, 07:56:50 PM
One theory I have seen kicking around on facebook among liberals is that he died in compromising circumstances, such as with paid company, and that is why the autopsy was from a distance.
Title: Re: Justice Scalia Dead. THANK FUCKING CHRIST.
Post by: Da6s on February 16, 2016, 11:41:57 PM
I had my money on death-by-shitting, but death-by-arousal is just as good.
Title: Re: Justice Scalia Dead. THANK FUCKING CHRIST.
Post by: Cain on February 17, 2016, 12:31:26 AM
Quote from: Da6s on February 16, 2016, 11:41:57 PM
I had my money on death-by-shitting, but death-by-arousal is just as good.

I think we can rule it out - there were no lengthy treatises on how executing an innocent person isn't technically illegal found in the room with him.
Title: Re: Justice Scalia Dead. THANK FUCKING CHRIST.
Post by: Prelate Diogenes Shandor on February 18, 2016, 06:31:02 AM
Quote from: Da6s on February 16, 2016, 11:41:57 PM
I had my money on death-by-shitting, but death-by-arousal is just as good.

The best, of course, would be if he died during a cleveland steamer
Title: Re: Justice Scalia Dead. THANK FUCKING CHRIST.
Post by: Brother Mythos on February 19, 2016, 12:05:34 PM
Given the suspicious circumstances surrounding Associate Justice Scalia's death, it's not surprising the right-wingers are floating conspiracy theories involving President Obama and Presidential Candidate Hillary Clinton.

I am surprised, however, that impartial observers haven't noticed the following:

1. Associate Justice Scalia's suspicious death occurred in Texas.

2. Rafael Cruz, the junior Senator from Texas, is a Presidential Candidate.

3. Article II, Section 1, Clause 5 of the United States Constitution clearly states:

"No Person except a natural born Citizen, or a Citizen of the United States at the time of the Adoption of this Constitution, shall be eligible to the Office of President;"

4. Rafael Cruz was born in the foreign country of Canada.

5. Associate Justice Scalia, was a man with a reputation for strong legal conservatism.

6. A strong legal conservative interpretation of the phrase 'natural born Citizen' is:

"A natural born Citizen is a person born in the United States of America."

(Ample precedents for this strong legal conservative interpretation can be found in English law.)


That's an awful lot of coincidences. Just sayin'.
Title: Re: Justice Scalia Dead. THANK FUCKING CHRIST.
Post by: Brother Mythos on March 09, 2016, 09:00:04 PM
"Michael Savage: Obama Hired A 2K A Day Hooker To Murder Scalia"

Here's the link: http://crooksandliars.com/2016/03/michael-savage-obama-hired-2k-day-hooker

I'm not going to waste my time arguing that this story claiming "U.S. Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia's death was a highly planned "political assassination" orchestrated by the CIA and carried out by a $2,000-a-night hooker!" is a complete work of fiction. After all, Michael Savage is a highly educated, well-respected conservative political commentator.

However, I have serious doubts about "the man behind the curtain" being President Obama. After all, that other "political assassination" that occurred in Texas in 1963 where CIA involvement was/is suspected was not sanctioned by the POTUS. That is, unless one wants to argue it was an assisted suicide. But, that theory has a very hollow ring to it, given JFK's reputation. No, I'm pretty sure JFK would have chosen death by $2,000-a-night hooker over being shot.

Anyway, I think investigators should be looking for a perpetrator much closer to the scene of the crime. I think they should be narrowing their list of suspects down to prominent political figures in Texas.