What Eris tastes like? You know, when I die, I hope Eris will let us all ask one question that she will answer truthfully. When I come up, I,Äôm gonna ask ,ÄúEris, what do you taste like?,Äù I,Äôll bet dollars to nickels she says Strawberries.
You can see it, too. She will either lick herself or just take a big ol,Äô bite outta her arm, chew for a bit, and say ,ÄúHuh. I taste delicious.,Äù That,Äôll prolly be her answer, you know. ,ÄúI,Äôm delicious.,Äù And if I get a second request, I,Äôd ask ,ÄúHey, can I get a bit of that?,Äù And she,Äôd be all ,ÄúYou know, I,Äôm not even sure if that,Äôs blasphemous, but hey, what,Äôs a little arm meat between friends. It,Äôs not like I haven,Äôt had my fair share of eating YOU.,Äù And we,Äôd have this nifty cannibal picnic, laughing, drinking the blood of Fluffly Bunnies (Local winery, don,Äôt,Äôcha know?) and eating each other. I happen to know my soul tastes like chocolate, and she will taste like Strawberries, and those are two great tastes that taste great together.
She'd probably just kick you in the nuts and laugh..
Edit: At you...
I can answer this one. We happened to play a game of PIU at Tilt in the Oaks on day, and I asked her lots of things. Short answer: Yes.
Look, I played Ms. PacMan with her just last night and I too asked her many many many questions . . . at a certain point someone asked her (can't remember who it was) what she tasted like, and she said "Like this" and took a bite from a nearby Slim Jim, and chewed slowly.
"Mmmm." she smiled. "Like that."
And back to Ms. PacMan. She played for hours on one quarter. She's good.
I know what Eris tastes like but I ain't saying anything further.
Ever wonder why some people won't quit while they're behind?
Quote from: East Coast HustleEver wonder why some people won't quit while they're behind?
Like the marathon runners after the seventh hour who should probably just walk to the nearest pub instead of lurching to the finish line (which is being dismantled by then).
I was thinking more along the lines of a marathon runner who gets the shit kicked out of them by everyone else in the marathon, goes away to lick their wounds for a while, tries to start their own marathon but can't find sponsors, then comes back to the original marathon and crosses the finish line about 4 months after everyone else has.
Oh THAT runner.
Yeah. Someone should push THAT runner down a manhole.
Quote from: East Coast HustleI was thinking more along the lines of a marathon runner who gets the shit kicked out of them by everyone else in the marathon, goes away to lick their wounds for a while, tries to start their own marathon but can't find sponsors, then comes back to the original marathon and crosses the finish line about 4 months after everyone else has.
But what do the wounds taste like? That is the all important question.
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name?Quote from: East Coast HustleI was thinking more along the lines of a marathon runner who gets the shit kicked out of them by everyone else in the marathon, goes away to lick their wounds for a while, tries to start their own marathon but can't find sponsors, then comes back to the original marathon and crosses the finish line about 4 months after everyone else has.
But what do the wounds taste like? That is the all important question.
Wounds tend to tast gamy. (Iron and raw meat for those who don't know what gamy is.)
Quote from: East Coast HustleI was thinking more along the lines of a marathon runner who gets the shit kicked out of them by everyone else in the marathon, goes away to lick their wounds for a while, tries to start their own marathon but can't find sponsors, then comes back to the original marathon and crosses the finish line about 4 months after everyone else has.
:lol:
Quote from: Baron von HooplaQuote from: East Coast HustleI was thinking more along the lines of a marathon runner who gets the shit kicked out of them by everyone else in the marathon, goes away to lick their wounds for a while, tries to start their own marathon but can't find sponsors, then comes back to the original marathon and crosses the finish line about 4 months after everyone else has.
:lol:
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Quote from: Irreverend Death to Poultry, KSCQuote from: Baron von HooplaQuote from: East Coast HustleI was thinking more along the lines of a marathon runner who gets the shit kicked out of them by everyone else in the marathon, goes away to lick their wounds for a while, tries to start their own marathon but can't find sponsors, then comes back to the original marathon and crosses the finish line about 4 months after everyone else has.
:lol:
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hattrick :lol: :lol: :lol:
Quote from: East Coast HustleEver wonder why some people won't quit while they're behind?
No.
Quote from: fnordiscordiaQuote from: East Coast HustleEver wonder why some people won't quit while they're behind?
No.
Damn. You're missing out on some entertaining speculations.