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Title: Alabama immigrants to face water supply being cut off
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on October 07, 2011, 09:09:32 PM
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2011/oct/07/alabama-immigration-law-water-threat?CMP=twt_fd

:argh!:
Title: Re: Alabama immigrants to face water supply being cut off
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 07, 2011, 09:21:09 PM
Alabama.

You don't really have to say anything else.
Title: Re: Alabama immigrants to face water supply being cut off
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 07, 2011, 09:22:04 PM
Yeah, fuck human rights! It's all about IMMIGRATION REFORM.  :x
Title: Re: Alabama immigrants to face water supply being cut off
Post by: The Rev on October 07, 2011, 09:37:42 PM
George Wallace is smiling.
Title: Re: Alabama immigrants to face water supply being cut off
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on October 07, 2011, 09:41:36 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 07, 2011, 09:21:09 PM
Alabama.

You don't really have to say anything else.

I would insert the obligatory redneck chitlin joke but Dok is correct in this one.....
Title: Re: Alabama immigrants to face water supply being cut off
Post by: Cramulus on October 07, 2011, 09:52:12 PM
I'm glad to hear that Alabama is taking its plays from Total Recall.


except instead of turning of their oxygen supply, it's their water supply


if the illegal immigrants would just turn in their psychic mutant leader, Quatto, everything could go back to normal

(http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/080418/monsters/Quaco-Total-Recall_l.jpg)
Title: Re: Alabama immigrants to face water supply being cut off
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on October 07, 2011, 09:56:01 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on October 07, 2011, 09:52:12 PM
I'm glad to hear that Alabama is taking its plays from Total Recall.


except instead of turning of their oxygen supply, it's their water supply


if the illegal immigrants would just turn in their psychic mutant leader, Quatto, everything could go back to normal

(http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/080418/monsters/Quaco-Total-Recall_l.jpg)


:lulz:
Title: Re: Alabama immigrants to face water supply being cut off
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on October 08, 2011, 04:26:12 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 07, 2011, 09:21:09 PM
Alabama.

You don't really have to say anything else.

:mittens:

Can't add to that.
Title: Re: Alabama immigrants to face water supply being cut off
Post by: Kurt Christ on October 08, 2011, 04:31:12 AM
And for some reason, our state's farm industry has a sudden severe labor shortage. I wonder... nah, probably no connection.
Title: Re: Alabama immigrants to face water supply being cut off
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 08, 2011, 07:20:24 AM
Quote from: Kurt Christ on October 08, 2011, 04:31:12 AM
And for some reason, our state's farm industry has a sudden severe labor shortage. I wonder... nah, probably no connection.

:lulz:
Title: Re: Alabama immigrants to face water supply being cut off
Post by: BabylonHoruv on October 22, 2011, 04:04:13 AM
This isn't just shitty for illegals either.  It also apparently means that you don't get any water if you can't drive.
Title: Re: Alabama immigrants to face water supply being cut off
Post by: Jenne on October 25, 2011, 07:37:53 PM
Quote from: Kurt Christ on October 08, 2011, 04:31:12 AM
And for some reason, our state's farm industry has a sudden severe labor shortage. I wonder... nah, probably no connection.

You know who the farm owners are being told to hire in their place?

Prisoners.

:lulz:
Title: Re: Alabama immigrants to face water supply being cut off
Post by: Bruno on October 25, 2011, 08:35:45 PM
Seems like a good time to get into the well drilling business in Alabama.
Title: Re: Alabama immigrants to face water supply being cut off
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 25, 2011, 09:16:23 PM
Quote from: Jenne on October 25, 2011, 07:37:53 PM
Quote from: Kurt Christ on October 08, 2011, 04:31:12 AM
And for some reason, our state's farm industry has a sudden severe labor shortage. I wonder... nah, probably no connection.

You know who the farm owners are being told to hire in their place?

Prisoners.

:lulz:

Who the fuck is telling them that.
Title: Re: Alabama immigrants to face water supply being cut off
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on October 25, 2011, 09:38:48 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 25, 2011, 09:16:23 PM
Quote from: Jenne on October 25, 2011, 07:37:53 PM
Quote from: Kurt Christ on October 08, 2011, 04:31:12 AM
And for some reason, our state's farm industry has a sudden severe labor shortage. I wonder... nah, probably no connection.

You know who the farm owners are being told to hire in their place?

Prisoners.

:lulz:

Who the fuck is telling them that.

Probably the for-profit prison industry...   :horrormirth:
Title: Re: Alabama immigrants to face water supply being cut off
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 25, 2011, 09:41:11 PM
Quote from: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on October 25, 2011, 09:38:48 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 25, 2011, 09:16:23 PM
Quote from: Jenne on October 25, 2011, 07:37:53 PM
Quote from: Kurt Christ on October 08, 2011, 04:31:12 AM
And for some reason, our state's farm industry has a sudden severe labor shortage. I wonder... nah, probably no connection.

You know who the farm owners are being told to hire in their place?

Prisoners.

:lulz:

Who the fuck is telling them that.

Probably the for-profit prison industry...   :horrormirth:

Makes perfect sense, doesn't it?  Wackenhutt gets paid to move illegals, house prisoners, and then pimp them out to businesses, so said businesses don't have to pay a living wage.

They're getting paid 3 ways.  There's a level of evil genius to that.

It's worth noting that the private prison lobby is the largest lobby in America.
Title: Re: Alabama immigrants to face water supply being cut off
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on October 25, 2011, 09:49:24 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 25, 2011, 09:41:11 PM
Quote from: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on October 25, 2011, 09:38:48 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 25, 2011, 09:16:23 PM
Quote from: Jenne on October 25, 2011, 07:37:53 PM
Quote from: Kurt Christ on October 08, 2011, 04:31:12 AM
And for some reason, our state's farm industry has a sudden severe labor shortage. I wonder... nah, probably no connection.

You know who the farm owners are being told to hire in their place?

Prisoners.

:lulz:

Who the fuck is telling them that.

Probably the for-profit prison industry...   :horrormirth:

Makes perfect sense, doesn't it?  Wackenhutt gets paid to move illegals, house prisoners, and then pimp them out to businesses, so said businesses don't have to pay a living wage.

They're getting paid 3 ways.  There's a level of evil genius to that.

It's worth noting that the private prison lobby is the largest lobby in America.

Capitalism! I'm sure its exactly how the Founding Fathers envisioned it  :lulz:
Title: Re: Alabama immigrants to face water supply being cut off
Post by: Cramulus on October 25, 2011, 09:51:39 PM
x-posted for relevance

(http://i.imgur.com/DSdRF.jpg)

also: Hi ratatosk! :wave:
Title: Re: Alabama immigrants to face water supply being cut off
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 25, 2011, 10:10:06 PM
Quote from: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on October 25, 2011, 09:49:24 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 25, 2011, 09:41:11 PM
Quote from: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on October 25, 2011, 09:38:48 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 25, 2011, 09:16:23 PM
Quote from: Jenne on October 25, 2011, 07:37:53 PM
Quote from: Kurt Christ on October 08, 2011, 04:31:12 AM
And for some reason, our state's farm industry has a sudden severe labor shortage. I wonder... nah, probably no connection.

You know who the farm owners are being told to hire in their place?

Prisoners.

:lulz:

Who the fuck is telling them that.

Probably the for-profit prison industry...   :horrormirth:

Makes perfect sense, doesn't it?  Wackenhutt gets paid to move illegals, house prisoners, and then pimp them out to businesses, so said businesses don't have to pay a living wage.

They're getting paid 3 ways.  There's a level of evil genius to that.

It's worth noting that the private prison lobby is the largest lobby in America.

Capitalism! I'm sure its exactly how the Founding Fathers envisioned it  :lulz:

Quite so.  The founding fathers never intended poor people to live into their 40s.  Haul 'em off.
Title: Re: Alabama immigrants to face water supply being cut off
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on October 25, 2011, 10:16:54 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on October 25, 2011, 09:51:39 PM
x-posted for relevance

(http://i.imgur.com/DSdRF.jpg)

also: Hi ratatosk! :wave:

OH HAI CRAM!!

Nice xpost... horrifying that someone could actually write that in a document and then hand it out to people...

Roger, well, maybe they would be a little upset that some of the prisoners were white... but otherwise, it wouldn't be all that different from what they were used to. Oh yeah, we've come so far!!!
Title: Re: Alabama immigrants to face water supply being cut off
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 25, 2011, 10:20:09 PM
Quote from: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on October 25, 2011, 10:16:54 PM
Roger, well, maybe they would be a little upset that some of the prisoners were white... but otherwise, it wouldn't be all that different from what they were used to. Oh yeah, we've come so far!!!

Fact:  No White people were ever arrested during the 18th century.

UNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG
Title: Re: Alabama immigrants to face water supply being cut off
Post by: Jenne on October 26, 2011, 04:29:41 PM
Quote from: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on October 25, 2011, 09:38:48 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 25, 2011, 09:16:23 PM
Quote from: Jenne on October 25, 2011, 07:37:53 PM
Quote from: Kurt Christ on October 08, 2011, 04:31:12 AM
And for some reason, our state's farm industry has a sudden severe labor shortage. I wonder... nah, probably no connection.

You know who the farm owners are being told to hire in their place?

Prisoners.

:lulz:

Who the fuck is telling them that.

Probably the for-profit prison industry...   :horrormirth:

The governor.
Title: Re: Alabama immigrants to face water supply being cut off
Post by: Jenne on October 26, 2011, 04:41:35 PM
http://www.montgomeryadvertiser.com/article/20111007/NEWS02/110070314/McMillan-Inmates-short-term-option-farmers-desperate-help

Quote
The head of Alabama's agricul­ture department is pointing farm­ers desperate for workers toward a potential labor source: Correc­tions department inmates.

Some farmers have said that the state's tough new immigration law will cause unpicked produce to rot in the fields.
John McMillan, commissioner of the Alabama Department of Agriculture and Industries, said Thursday that he and officials from the Governor's Office, the Industrial Relations office and the state Department of Corrections are looking at short- and long-term solutions to a potential labor short­age.

and

QuoteOctober 24, 2011 Alabama farmers are facing a labor crisis because of the state's new immigration law as both legal and undocumented migrant workers have fled the state since the strict new rules went into effect last month.

So far, piecemeal efforts to match the unemployed or work release inmates to farm jobs are not panning out, and farmers are asking state lawmakers to do something before the spring planting season.

Farmer Guiseppe Peturis has a small operation — growing mostly vegetables on his family's 20-acre farm in Belforest, Ala. — and selling them on the corner in front of his house. His retail business has suffered since he appeared on the local news saying Alabamians don't want to do hard farm work.

Peturis says he's a Republican, but is no fan of Republican Gov. Robert Bentley's plan to get jobs for out-of-work Alabamians by passing the nation's toughest immigration law. Among other things, it calls for police to detain suspects if there's reasonable suspicion they are in the country illegally.

Peturis says he's tried to hire through the state unemployment office before, but didn't have much success.

"Two of them left in 30 minutes; didn't even tell us they [were] going to leave," Peturis says. "One worked an hour and says it was too hard on his back."



More in link:  http://www.npr.org/2011/10/24/141638999/labor-worries-rise-as-planting-season-nears-in-ala

Title: Re: Alabama immigrants to face water supply being cut off
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 26, 2011, 07:19:03 PM
Fucking hell.
Title: Re: Alabama immigrants to face water supply being cut off
Post by: Kurt Christ on November 29, 2011, 01:58:11 AM
http://www.dailykos.com/story/2011/11/28/1040553/-Alabama-reconsiders-immigration-law-after-not-brown-person-gets-arrested
Title: Re: Alabama immigrants to face water supply being cut off
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 29, 2011, 02:36:45 AM
Quote from: Kurt Christ on November 29, 2011, 01:58:11 AM
http://www.dailykos.com/story/2011/11/28/1040553/-Alabama-reconsiders-immigration-law-after-not-brown-person-gets-arrested

That is not at all surprising. Stupid fuckers.
Title: Re: Alabama immigrants to face water supply being cut off
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 29, 2011, 02:41:18 AM
Quote from: Nigel on November 29, 2011, 02:36:45 AM
Quote from: Kurt Christ on November 29, 2011, 01:58:11 AM
http://www.dailykos.com/story/2011/11/28/1040553/-Alabama-reconsiders-immigration-law-after-not-brown-person-gets-arrested

That is not at all surprising. Stupid fuckers.

What the hail?
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:mullet:
Title: Re: Alabama immigrants to face water supply being cut off
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on November 29, 2011, 04:11:30 AM
Wow.
Title: Re: Alabama immigrants to face water supply being cut off
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on November 29, 2011, 04:45:35 AM
So when does Darwin kick in on these stupid motherfuckers?
Title: Re: Alabama immigrants to face water supply being cut off
Post by: Elder Iptuous on November 29, 2011, 04:56:15 PM
just as soon as they stop breeding successfully, i guess...