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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: rong on April 07, 2022, 03:05:37 pm

Title: Official shit on rong thread
Post by: rong on April 07, 2022, 03:05:37 pm
Hey you spags, if you want to shit on me, do it here and quit derailing other people's threads. 
Title: Re: Official shit on rong thread
Post by: altered on April 07, 2022, 09:48:12 pm
please choose the response that best conforms to your biases:

1) we all know it's impossible for people to change

2) sorry about that, if you could please provide a list of approved methods of aggression, I'll try to stick to those

3) no, you're the passive aggressive ass, i just try to make jokes but suffer from bad taste

4) this page is important. the opinions of those who post here are important.  only correct opinions will be tolerated.

5) PD doesn't care about your feelings, unless they get hurt by a passive aggressive ass, what a jerk!

IN ORDER, these mean, when you place them into fucking context:
1: There's nothing wrong with making jokes about gay people while the US and UK are gearing up for genocide. Get over it, I'm just being lighthearted while you watch the Machine get ready to bury you in your thousands.
2: I'm just expressing my aggression towards gay people. I am a homophobe. Why can't I be a homophobe?
3: See 1. Also, the gays are oppressing my freeze-peach.
4: Political correctness run amok.
5: See 2 and 4.

rong. With this, you've dug yourself a hole that Elon Musk would say is a bit too deep. It's a shame you aren't as identifiable as Fujikoma or LuciferX, because I would love to just crush your online presence from all conceivable angles. I would make you feel dread to comment on a Youtube video. I have the time, I have the means, I have the energy. Alas, you've covered your online ass -- almost like you know the shit you get up to and what will happen to you for it.

Regardless: you have shat on the dinner table in my presence for the last time, as far as I'm concerned. Now we get to where we run you out of town on a fucking rail. And yeah, you'll leave, or you'll wish you had decided to. Your investment may be zero, but I will ensure every return is disproportionately negative. And if you ever think to yourself that it's not funny, let me assure you that I am, as ever, the great laughing worm in the sky, crowned in fire.

See, funny isn't for you.

Funny is for me.



Flounce now. It's for your own good.
Title: Re: Official shit on rong thread
Post by: rong on April 07, 2022, 11:34:13 pm
There, see?  Don't you feel better now?  And you didn't have to shit up somebody else's thread to do it.
Title: Re: Official shit on rong thread
Post by: altered on April 07, 2022, 11:36:23 pm
You didn't flounce. Well, that's a foolish move on your part. Don't worry, you'll regret it soon.
Title: Re: Official shit on rong thread
Post by: rong on April 07, 2022, 11:41:00 pm
How soon?  I like to save my regretting for the weekends.
Title: Re: Official shit on rong thread
Post by: rong on April 07, 2022, 11:46:20 pm
hey, are you sure I didn't flounce?  It turns out to not mean what I thought it meant so maybe you thought it meant something else, too?[url] (https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/flounce)
Title: Re: Official shit on rong thread
Post by: altered on April 07, 2022, 11:52:09 pm
Hey, checked your email today?
Title: Re: Official shit on rong thread
Post by: rong on April 07, 2022, 11:57:50 pm
wh.. why? ? ?  you didn't, didn't hack my email, did you???
Title: Re: Official shit on rong thread
Post by: altered on April 07, 2022, 11:59:38 pm
I'll take that as a no. Don't worry, you'll find out soon enough.
Title: Re: Official shit on rong thread
Post by: rong on April 08, 2022, 12:02:38 am
ok, i'll be sure to let you know when i find out
Title: Re: Official shit on rong thread
Post by: rong on April 08, 2022, 12:09:41 am
i just got an email from pathetic_loser@gmail.com - that isn't you, is it?

i'm kind of afraid to read it.  can you tell me what's in it?
Title: Re: Official shit on rong thread
Post by: rong on April 08, 2022, 12:14:51 am
my youtube channel is blowing up with views - is that you?  did you like the balloon joke?  get it?  it's a magic balloon
Title: Re: Official shit on rong thread
Post by: chaotic neutral observer on April 08, 2022, 12:23:12 am
With this, you've dug yourself a hole that Elon Musk would say is a bit too deep. It's a shame you aren't as identifiable as Fujikoma or LuciferX, because I would love to just crush your online presence from all conceivable angles. I would make you feel dread to comment on a Youtube video. I have the time, I have the means, I have the energy. Alas, you've covered your online ass -- almost like you know the shit you get up to and what will happen to you for it.


If you're already sending him email, I guess you've already completed a trace, but I found the two posts below quite informative.
Far too informative, really.  A few minutes googling got me to a full name, state, city and street address, and phone number (oops).

rong, like...dude?  You left your address in your profile on that bicycling forum.  You haven't posted there since 2019.  You should really scrub that.


cool stuff - I'd not heard of oculus medium but I am slowly learning Gravity Sketch and I'm absolutely enthralled with it.  I've used it to make a few worlds in Altspace and I can't get over how well it works.

It does seem the healthcare sector is warming up to VR the fastest.  There's a weekly meetup in Altspace (do I maybe spend too much time in altspace, oh probably . . .) on Thursdays called Health Systems chat.  If you haven't been it may be a good networking opportunity for you.

Here's a couple worlds I've made if you're interested in checking them out:

https://account.altvr.com/worlds/1585892395680006822/spaces/1687287820437159965 (https://account.altvr.com/worlds/1585892395680006822/spaces/1687287820437159965)

https://account.altvr.com/worlds/1585892395680006822/spaces/1671215999967297633 (https://account.altvr.com/worlds/1585892395680006822/spaces/1671215999967297633)

this seems like a good place to post my balloon joke.  i hope you like it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6h_OHwfSWM (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6h_OHwfSWM)
Title: Re: Official shit on rong thread
Post by: chaotic neutral observer on April 08, 2022, 12:25:24 am
my youtube channel is blowing up with views - is that you?  did you like the balloon joke?  get it?  it's a magic balloon
I may be one of those views, although I don't know if looking at something for five seconds before clicking dislike would count as a view.
Title: Re: Official shit on rong thread
Post by: altered on April 08, 2022, 12:25:51 am
I did, yeah. I just wasn't digging hard enough for the first round. His email is going to be canned soup in two days time. And I can't WAIT until the winter, when all the schools in Wisconsin have closing alerts.
Title: Re: Official shit on rong thread
Post by: chaotic neutral observer on April 08, 2022, 12:31:00 am
I did, yeah. I just wasn't digging hard enough for the first round. His email is going to be canned soup in two days time. And I can't WAIT until the winter, when all the schools in Wisconsin have closing alerts.

Hold on, Wisconsin, or <state name redacted to protect the guilty>?
Title: Re: Official shit on rong thread
Post by: altered on April 08, 2022, 12:35:11 am
Wisconsin. Easier to sign up for school closing alert emails there.

Nothing to do with fucko's location. No, I'm saving that for if/when I sign up the SMS alerts.
Title: Re: Official shit on rong thread
Post by: rong on April 08, 2022, 12:58:58 am
if memory serves, you live in wisconsin, which ain't too far from me.  if you're interested, i'd be happy to settle this over a friendly boxing match - we could sell tickets and donate the proceeds to a nice charity.
Title: Re: Official shit on rong thread
Post by: altered on April 08, 2022, 01:02:05 am
Your memory is apparently worse than mine. I've been to many places but Wisconsin isn't one. Say, how's that inbox looking, kid?
Title: Re: Official shit on rong thread
Post by: rong on April 08, 2022, 01:45:35 am
Yeah, well, I do get hit in the head a lot.  I just checked my email and it says there's gay hot singles in my area and they're very very horny.  And naughty.  is that you?
Title: Re: Official shit on rong thread
Post by: altered on April 08, 2022, 01:47:22 am
Not to worry, the fundies should wake up by tomorrow night.

This is all automated, you know. I'm putting very little effort in. I walked the dogs, poured myself a weird green drink that claims to be but looks and tastes nothing like a beer, and spent some time fucking around on Twitter. You should quit while you're ahead.
Title: Re: Official shit on rong thread
Post by: rong on April 08, 2022, 01:57:12 am
Wait, you mean I'm still ahead?
Title: Re: Official shit on rong thread
Post by: altered on April 08, 2022, 02:15:37 am
Well, the fundies are still asleep. If you quit now, you might be able to escape them.

Jesus will still get your ass in the end, of course, but at least you'll lead him on a merry chase. Maybe run over some nuns along the way.

You only have, oh, 20-ish hours to go. I'd change your password to a keysmash and log off now. If I'm feeling nice, I might even give you the log-in info for the main site that's going to crush your inbox after you do.
Title: Re: Official shit on rong thread
Post by: chaotic neutral observer on April 08, 2022, 03:27:06 am
I was trying to find this loser's house on google streetview because why not, but I think it's on a dirt road or something, so I skipped down a highway a little ways--just being a tourist, you know, I do that with streetview sometimes--and I saw a sign that said "Escabana Felch ->"  and I says to myself, "What's a Felch?  Is it some sort of geographical term?"  So then I googled "define felch" and

I have the damndest gaps in my vocabulary.

Anyway, Felch Mountain Bible Chapel is a real place, and that fills me with glee.
Title: Re: Official shit on rong thread
Post by: altered on April 08, 2022, 03:27:57 am
What better place for rong to dwell? Honestly, it's fucking poetry.
Title: Re: Official shit on rong thread
Post by: altered on April 08, 2022, 03:31:40 am
Also, reminds me of my favorite fun fact. There was an industrial rock compilation of bands covering showtunes called TV Terror: Felching a Dead Horse.

It's legitimately a good fucking album, it really does exist, and there's a gothic horror Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood cover by Numb. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6cvQy6QwBY
Title: Re: Official shit on rong thread
Post by: rong on April 08, 2022, 12:59:54 pm
I was trying to find this loser's house on google streetview because why not, but I think it's on a dirt road or something, so I skipped down a highway a little ways--just being a tourist, you know, I do that with streetview sometimes--and I saw a sign that said "Escabana Felch ->"  and I says to myself, "What's a Felch?  Is it some sort of geographical term?"  So then I googled "define felch" and

I have the damndest gaps in my vocabulary.

Anyway, Felch Mountain Bible Chapel is a real place, and that fills me with glee.
oooh - you're good.  there's some good safety tips on that bicycle forum.
Title: Re: Official shit on rong thread
Post by: Doktor Howl on April 08, 2022, 09:29:44 pm
Hey you spags, if you want to shit on me, do it here and quit derailing other people's threads.

Eat a diseased dick.  I'll shit on you where I please.
Title: Re: Official shit on rong thread
Post by: Doktor Howl on April 08, 2022, 09:34:13 pm
please choose the response that best conforms to your biases:

1) we all know it's impossible for people to change

2) sorry about that, if you could please provide a list of approved methods of aggression, I'll try to stick to those

3) no, you're the passive aggressive ass, i just try to make jokes but suffer from bad taste

4) this page is important. the opinions of those who post here are important.  only correct opinions will be tolerated.

5) PD doesn't care about your feelings, unless they get hurt by a passive aggressive ass, what a jerk!

IN ORDER, these mean, when you place them into fucking context:
1: There's nothing wrong with making jokes about gay people while the US and UK are gearing up for genocide. Get over it, I'm just being lighthearted while you watch the Machine get ready to bury you in your thousands.
2: I'm just expressing my aggression towards gay people. I am a homophobe. Why can't I be a homophobe?
3: See 1. Also, the gays are oppressing my freeze-peach.
4: Political correctness run amok.
5: See 2 and 4.

rong. With this, you've dug yourself a hole that Elon Musk would say is a bit too deep. It's a shame you aren't as identifiable as Fujikoma or LuciferX, because I would love to just crush your online presence from all conceivable angles. I would make you feel dread to comment on a Youtube video. I have the time, I have the means, I have the energy. Alas, you've covered your online ass -- almost like you know the shit you get up to and what will happen to you for it.

Regardless: you have shat on the dinner table in my presence for the last time, as far as I'm concerned. Now we get to where we run you out of town on a fucking rail. And yeah, you'll leave, or you'll wish you had decided to. Your investment may be zero, but I will ensure every return is disproportionately negative. And if you ever think to yourself that it's not funny, let me assure you that I am, as ever, the great laughing worm in the sky, crowned in fire.

See, funny isn't for you.

Funny is for me.



Flounce now. It's for your own good.

Problem is, he's one of those sad sacks that thinks negative attention is better than no attention, so there's no way he'll leave.  :(

And also, any remorse that he has to show for anything will last the exact amount of time that exists between the time of the apology and the next time he gets drunk.  So like 10 minutes.  And he lacks the intestinal fortitude to back down from a drunk post.

Finally, I'd like to argue that it isn't so much that this board would be a better place without him, so much as the universe in general would be a better place without him.

Please note that the usual PD over-the-top hilarity is *not* being used in this post. 
Title: Re: Official shit on rong thread
Post by: altered on April 09, 2022, 01:01:15 am
We should have 3 hours before his email turns into tomato paste. I almost feel bad.

Almost.

See, I signed him up for 4 different Christian fundie newsletter distribution houses and checked every box along the way. Also: baby and pregnancy newsletters.

He'll be getting Gerber ads and Psalm-of-the-day emails until the sun burns out.
Title: Re: Official shit on rong thread
Post by: Doktor Howl on April 09, 2022, 01:08:05 am
if memory serves, you live in wisconsin, which ain't too far from me.  if you're interested, i'd be happy to settle this over a friendly boxing match - we could sell tickets and donate the proceeds to a nice charity.

Did you seriously just try to internet tough guy?
Title: Re: Official shit on rong thread
Post by: altered on April 09, 2022, 03:14:32 am
I don't want to call it too early, but I mean, the behavior modification seems to work.

Now, I grant you, this was sort of like "they plinked a fleck of paint off of the battlecruiser with a BB gun, prepare the 8 inch guns", but Fraudulence is my middle name and escalation is my specialty.
Title: Re: Official shit on rong thread
Post by: Doktor Howl on April 09, 2022, 05:59:06 pm
I don't want to call it too early, but I mean, the behavior modification seems to work.

Now, I grant you, this was sort of like "they plinked a fleck of paint off of the battlecruiser with a BB gun, prepare the 8 inch guns", but Fraudulence is my middle name and escalation is my specialty.

The response to a dinged-up paint job is a nuclear first strike.

Just saying.
Title: Re: Official shit on rong thread
Post by: altered on April 10, 2022, 02:25:40 am
It is.