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Or Kill Me / Techno Will Save Your Soul
« on: July 06, 2006, 09:15:21 pm »
Consequence:  Your belly gains Buddah nature.  :wink:

Bring and Brag / MUSIC!
« on: July 04, 2006, 11:51:46 am »
I don't blame you there.  About the only thing I can reliably play is a boviphonic ohm cannon, a trash-based wind instrument.

I hastily drew up plans for one just now so I could illustrate:

Make sure it's airtight, as it works by air pressure.  You seal your mouth around the mouthpiece and breath out.  This will raise the air pressure in the bucket, making the plastic sheeting lift off of the other PVC tube.  This allows the air pressure to escape. The sheeting then smacks down on to the top of the tube, making a tone. The whole process happens so quickly that  all the tones blend into one big "MUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH".  The length of the second PVC tube determines the tone.  My favorite one that I built stood 3 1/2 feet tall.  It was amazing.  I gave it to some traveling kids.

Bring and Brag / MUSIC!
« on: July 04, 2006, 10:30:41 am »

Or Kill Me / Dear Sisyphus
« on: June 29, 2006, 07:02:54 am »

Or Kill Me / Dear Sisyphus
« on: June 29, 2006, 05:52:13 am »
Do you feel that Humanity is ready to sit and think?

Or Kill Me / Dear Sisyphus
« on: June 29, 2006, 05:20:47 am »
A thought I've had on the Sisyphus/Society metaphor:

Say we get the rock to the top of the hill - then what?  Eternity is a long time to have nothing to do.

Or Kill Me / Re: We're fighting them there so we don't have to.. um..
« on: June 24, 2006, 08:12:43 am »
Quote from: deet
Quote from: LMNO

Well, this and the Canada raid has finally cut that last leg out from the Bush administration.

Not that this will make them stop saying that stupid phrase, but at least there‚ฤ๔s something to point to, now.

Which Canada raid? I can't figure this out.

It's that group of people that got arrested in Canada not too long ago.  I think there's a thread on it in apple talk.  It might be on page 2 by now.

Or Kill Me / Rev Roger, Sermon #41: WTF, "Liberals"?
« on: June 24, 2006, 08:07:02 am »
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name?
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
I don't get distracted by peripheral issues like the rights of the three-toed sloth

Haven't they figured out yet that Americans, deep down, don't REALLY care about the environment.  Sure they'll pay lip service to it to impress someone but that's only because it inflates their ego and self-worth.  It's not for a better tomorrow or for our grandchildren.


Or Kill Me / We're fighting them there so we don't have to.. um..
« on: June 24, 2006, 07:44:23 am »
Quote from: Pope T.Mangrove xvii
Quote from: East Coast Hustle
Quote from: Cain
Most Americans don't care.

you missed a spot.

tweaked yet again for great justice.


Apple Talk / 1000 Talking Pictures
« on: June 23, 2006, 12:01:54 am »
Nigga, I'm the colonel of the motherfuckin tank
Y'all after big thangs, we after big bank

3rd Ward hustlas, soldiers in combats
Convicts and dealers, and killers with TRU tats

Never gave a fuck bout no hoes on our riches
And niggaz come short, I'm diggin ditches

M.P. pullin stripes, commander-in-chief
And fools run up wrong, nigga I'm knockin out some teeth

Bring and Brag / .GIFs
« on: June 19, 2006, 01:32:23 am »
The piont is that you're not supposed to get it.  I know, lolz23pinealglandetcetera.
The idea made me laugh, and that's all I'm really worried about.

Bring and Brag / .GIFs
« on: June 18, 2006, 10:22:25 am »

More being planned.

Principia Discussion / The Barstool Experiment
« on: June 14, 2006, 09:22:59 am »
Possibly my Marcel Duchamp story?
If you think it's clumsy, I have no problem with someone copyediting/rewriting it so long as the basic ideas stay.

Literate Chaotic / ITT: Your top ten favorite books
« on: June 14, 2006, 07:43:41 am »
Just to be stereotypical, I'm going to break from the ten book guideline.
Nothing you do will stop me.

Way way back in the days of high school, I was a junk-food fiction junkie.  I could read 600 page books in single settings.  As long as it could make me forget where I was, it didn't matter what they were about.  At the top of my junk-food reading list was the Wheel of Time series by Robert Jordan.  I read those books a coutless number of times.  I must have worn out two copies of book 6 alone.  It was serious.  The only thing that ever got me to kick that habit was hearing that bastadr say "Just two more books!" after every single book since '96.  Bastard.

Ever since then, I've been reading much healthier books (or, at least less profit-oriented ones)
In no particular order:
The Palm-Wine Drinkard by Amos Tutuola -
A highly bizarre short novel written in 1946 in just a few days by a  working-class Nigerian man.  Includes Death farming sweet potatoes and invincible armies of dead babies. A must read!

The Tao of Pooh by Benjamin Hoff -
An easy reading enjoyable book that talks about the Tao in a simple and novel way that any Opie Whitebread could grasp.

Also there was some book where this guy was interviewing Marcel Duchamp; that was quite an interesting read.  Too bad I don't remember the name.

Literate Chaotic / Favorite Song Lyrics/Poetry
« on: June 14, 2006, 06:34:40 am »
Relax, It's right here:
Teh Modz didn't do anything wrong
.... this time.

God, I'm a geek. :cry:

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