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#31
Quote from: PoFP on September 21, 2017, 04:49:08 PM
Quote from: Cain on September 20, 2017, 01:44:49 PM
He's been banned, for a variety of reasons (multiple accounts among them) so no need to worry.

Having multiple accounts (Including comedic puppets) is a bannable offense? Or is that in reference only to creating another account to bypass a ban/deceive administration?

Also, I spent about 10 minutes searching the forum for the rules and can't find them. But I could be retarded.  :lulz:

They are in the registration screen.

Having multiple accounts is in fact one of ECH's few rules.  Funny alts are tolerated as long as they are funny and not used as a passive-aggressive Hugh thing.  Until they're not.

But lining up several accounts and then using them to evade bans is in fact a bannible offense.
#32
Quote from: Trivial on September 21, 2017, 09:52:28 PM
I'm sure Roger can smoke scorpions for free where he is at.

I drop the little bastards down my pants.  It's the only way to even cop a buzz, anymore.
#33
Quote from: PoFP on September 21, 2017, 03:30:59 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 19, 2017, 11:47:06 PM
But:  No more booze ever.  At all.  Period.

And while I am not typically a drinking man, it pains me that I can't even have a pint on a Friday.

As long as you don't get drug tested, I highly recommend teh weedz.

...

*Waits patiently for RWHN*

I think the RWHN runs our company policy on that.
#34
Quote from: Cain on September 20, 2017, 01:44:49 PM
He's been banned, for a variety of reasons (multiple accounts among them) so no need to worry.

Who else was the little twerp?
#35
Think for Yourself, Schmuck! / Re: Yes Men
September 21, 2017, 12:49:59 AM
Quote from: Fork on September 20, 2017, 04:55:21 PM
Quote from: freshmeat on September 19, 2017, 06:01:02 PM
Quote from: Fork on September 19, 2017, 07:01:44 AM
Quote from: freshmeat on September 19, 2017, 03:57:43 AM
Quote from: Fork on September 19, 2017, 01:40:39 AM
Their tactical media stunts have created joyful chaos....what's the latest and greatest laughtivism?

The Yes men have created a "Share the Safety" program for the National Rifle Association!
They have proposed ways to put firearems into the hands of the underserved.
http://www.houstonchronicle.com/entertainment/arts-theater/article/Yes-Men-blend-laughs-progressive-activism-12195329.php

WOW!

We also need a survivaball flash mob at Mar-a-Lago


http://theyesmen.org/index.php/projects/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Cn1i0NtCcg


http://theyesmen.org/index.php/portfolio_page/balls-across-america/

QuoteJust a few examples, for the uninitiated: The Yes Men's "Share the Safety" program for the National Rifle Association proposed ways to put firearems into the hands of the underserved. They've also "represented" the World Trade Organization and the U.S. Department of Energy at trade meetings; distributed "taste of the Arctic" snow cones for Shell; introduced a new, "flesh-derived" fuel for Exxon; launched a "Coal Cares" public health program for Peabody Coal; and tumbled down the U.S. Capitol steps in bubble suits called "Survivaballs."

wtf is this shit?

Survibaball is better than KNOCKERBALL because everyone's a winner.

Not only will survivaball protect you from climate change... it will save you from sonic attacks! Knockerball could never protect it's host from a sonic attack.

Which is scarier? Climate change or sonic attacks?

Here's a link to news about sonic attacks:

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2017-09-14/new-details-emerge-mysterious-cuba-sonic-attacks-involving-us-diplomats

go there don't!  https://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?action=search2

:argh!:

I am off in search of font face

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User 'freshmeat' left skidmarks on the curb with his ass.
#36
Quote from: Prelate Diogenes Shandor on September 20, 2017, 04:41:38 PM
Let's be positive. A nuclear war with Korea woukd reverse global warming

So will global warming, for that matter.
#37
THE CIRCUS IS EMPTY AND ALL THE CLOWNS ARE HERE.
#38
AND THEN THIS HAPPENED!   :lulz:

#39
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on September 19, 2017, 11:37:50 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 19, 2017, 11:26:05 PM
So my A1C is down from 8.7 to 5.4, due to superhuman levels of willpower and starvation.  I am now not even in the pre-diabetic range, from the "why are you alive" range I was in last January.  Also down 30 pounds.

AND.

AND.

They found what's been fucking my blood pressure.  Tick-borne virus.  Stays with you forever, but treated cheap.  My BP has been low and steady as a rock for close to a month, when this time 3 months ago I was no-bullshit coffin-shopping.

Doktor's diagnosis:  I am immortal.  I cannot die. 

I been telling you that for f'kin years. All that "or kill me" shit. It's like karma. Universe is full-on trolling you now.  :lulz:

:lulz:

IKR?  It's like all those promises of armageddon.

But:  No more booze ever.  At all.  Period.

And while I am not typically a drinking man, it pains me that I can't even have a pint on a Friday.
#40
Quote from: LMNO on September 19, 2017, 07:19:50 PM
Aw.  I was hoping we could gather all the PhDs and science majors together and flay his soul.

He'd just ignore anything that disagreed with his views.

Anti-rationalism is no respecter of a powerful intellect or good intentions, and this guy had neither.
#41
Quote from: LMNO on September 19, 2017, 07:17:12 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 19, 2017, 07:05:20 PM
Quote from: LMNO on September 19, 2017, 03:28:30 PM
Orange-faced shitgibbon speaking at the UN right now.



We're all going to die.

Did he mention his electoral college votes?

No, but he did say, "Fortunately the United States has done very well since Election Day last Nov. 8."

Basically the same thing.
#42
So my A1C is down from 8.7 to 5.4, due to superhuman levels of willpower and starvation.  I am now not even in the pre-diabetic range, from the "why are you alive" range I was in last January.  Also down 30 pounds.

AND.

AND.

They found what's been fucking my blood pressure.  Tick-borne virus.  Stays with you forever, but treated cheap.  My BP has been low and steady as a rock for close to a month, when this time 3 months ago I was no-bullshit coffin-shopping.

Doktor's diagnosis:  I am immortal.  I cannot die. 
#43
Freshmeat will unfortunately not be able to continue this conversation, due to veering off into Identity Europa jabbering about multiculturalism.
#44
Think for Yourself, Schmuck! / Re: Yes Men
September 19, 2017, 07:08:03 PM
Quote from: freshmeat on September 19, 2017, 05:48:29 PM
Quote from: Fork on September 19, 2017, 07:05:07 AM
Quote from: Bu☆ns on September 19, 2017, 02:03:34 AM
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Bonanno famously originated the Barbie Liberation Organization in 1993 to protest sexual stereotyping and violence in toys. He and a crew of collaborators purchased talking Barbie and G.I. Joe dolls, switched the voice boxes, and re-stocked the toys in several states. Then they alerted the media that consumers would be buying Talking Dudes that squeaked "Let's go shopping!" and Teen Talk Barbies who growled, "Vengeance is mine!"

hahaha wow I completely missed that.



You gotta love the multicultural trailer trash Barbie!

You might want to post that in the new Principia Discordia Kids forum.

Okay, that does it.
#45
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on September 19, 2017, 07:55:35 AM
Benjamin Franklin? Wasn't he the dude that thought flying kites in lightning storms was a good idea? Kinda posterboy for US government dontcha think?

Well, he had someone else fly the kite, so your point still stands.