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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only

« on: November 28, 2021, 04:19:57 pm »

I saw marmite in the grocery store, and decided to try a small jar out of curiosity.

I don't think it deserves its ""Love it or hate it" reputation.  It's not soul-searingly awful, but neither does it have anything to recommend it.

It tastes like salt-molasses, with hints of soy sauce and yeast, but mostly it's just salty.

"Marmite:  Technically edible, disappointingly mediocre."

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only

« on: November 18, 2021, 02:00:00 pm »

Over the last few months i've come to realize that the american left (as opposed to leftist movements elsewhere) is a bunch of useless wankers at best and a bunch of Puritans minus the funny hats at worst. Now the healing can begin.

I was once witness to a discussion between two american leftish types who were ideologically pretty similar.  It amounted to:

A:  The major things we have in common are more important than our differences.  We need to help each other.  We're all in this together.
B:  NO, WE'RE NOT IN THIS TOGETHER.  YOU CAN'T SPEAK FOR ME.  YOU'RE ERASING MY IDENTITY.
B:  I'VE ADDED YOU TO MY BLOCKLIST.

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Apple Talk / Re: The Compleat Billy Chronicles (thanks to Zenpatista)

« on: November 16, 2021, 02:41:19 pm »

My name plate on my office has been replaced with "Gerald Ford".

My little Norton is growing up.   

This doesn't mean horrible retribution won't apply.

Truly, disproportionate response is a moral imperative, and of inestimable value in the edification of the youth.

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Apple Talk / Re: Last one to post in thread wins

« on: November 08, 2021, 02:20:59 am »

Aww.  Are you all still playing this cute little forum game, pretending that any of you have a snowflake's chance of winning?

That's adorable.

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only

« on: November 08, 2021, 02:12:55 am »

A moose broke through a window into a Saskatoon elementary school, once again demonstrating that this region is unsuited for human habitation.

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/saskatoon/moose-crash-sylvia-fedoruk-school-1.6237194

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Literate Chaotic / Re: Tales of the San Francisco Cacophony Society

« on: November 02, 2021, 04:30:39 pm »

Hello my name is Alfred Satanis and I am a sorceror.

If you'd like to buy my Devil worship course I'm offering a discount today only 3 million dollars
I'm even going to throw in a complementary Mao pin to the first 1 patrons!

How much is it discounted from?
I need to know how much money I'm saving before I can decide if this is a good price or not.

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Apple Talk / Re: The Compleat Billy Chronicles (thanks to Zenpatista)

« on: November 02, 2021, 01:57:40 pm »

TOTAL FUCKING CHAOS.

I shall prepare the popcorn.

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Apple Talk / Re: Introductions, Part VI: Welcome to Our PD Party

« on: October 29, 2021, 02:50:51 pm »

Has the party migrated elsewhere? All the links to discordia books are broken, any leads?

Naw, Discordia hates each other and fucked off to Facebook.   

Except for me.  Facebook won't let me join. 

So, here I sit, all alone, refreshing the forum endlessly, hoping that someday everyone will come back.

...well, maybe not everyone.

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Apple Talk / Re: The "Dead Internet" theory

« on: October 21, 2021, 02:37:21 pm »

7:30

Hello, Hirley.

I hope everything's going well.

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Apple Talk / Re: The Compleat Billy Chronicles (thanks to Zenpatista)

« on: October 13, 2021, 04:10:54 pm »

I find it difficult to express my rage at this turn of events.

Hate always finds a way.

Does the dissolution of the company release you from any NDAs that have heretofore prevented you from discussing the sordid details of said DEFF ROBOTS?

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Or Kill Me / Re: OH MY FUCKING GOD, GET THE FUCKING VACCINE ALREADY, YOU FUCKING FUCKS

« on: October 05, 2021, 02:23:25 pm »

I hope Discordians haven't fallen for the government's tricks. Don't take the jab.

Oops, too late.

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: Good article that details exactly why the bitcoin is a pyramid scheme

« on: October 03, 2021, 06:03:54 pm »

There is practically nothing around here available for purchase using cryptocurrency.  The idea that cryptocurrency will supplant government-issued currency within two years is highly dubious.

That's what changes around june/july.

What changes, exactly?  I've already asked you for a testable prediction.

I guess I missed it, whatever it was.

"The rule on staying alive as a forecaster is to give 'em a number or give 'em a date, but never give 'em both at once."
                -- Jane Bryant Quinn

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Or Kill Me / OH MY FUCKING GOD, GET THE FUCKING VACCINE ALREADY, YOU FUCKING FUCKS

« on: October 03, 2021, 05:41:25 pm »

Here's a rant by Wendy Molyneux.  Someone send her a pope card, she's got style.

https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/oh-my-fucking-god-get-the-fucking-vaccine-already-you-fucking-fucks

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: Random News Stories

« on: September 30, 2021, 01:51:23 am »

Lockdowns in Britain have evidently caused a rat problem.

Toilet rats! Vermin are all over Britain – and they’re climbing up our waste pipes.

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Apple Talk / Re: Last one to post in thread wins

« on: September 25, 2021, 02:54:32 pm »

I can't believe the commander is a real guy and not some kinda wacky online character

I have a theory that there is only one real person in the world, and everyone else is a simulation.

I'm not the real one, obviously; I have no existence beyond the lines you're reading on the screen in front of you.