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Several times a month, I will be in a store aisle reaching for something and feel a hand going up the inside of my thigh. When I turn around to find myself alone with a woman, and ask her if she would prefer me to hold still so she can get a better feel for the situation, oftentimes she will act "shocked" claiming nothing had happened, it must be somebody else...

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OH MY FUCKING GOD, GET THE FUCKING VACCINE ALREADY, YOU FUCKING FUCKS

Started by chaotic neutral observer, October 03, 2021, 05:41:25 PM

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chaotic neutral observer

Desine fata deum flecti sperare precando.

The Commander

Wait...is this a vaccine against fucking? If I take it, who am I going to dump all my stuff on when I die? I'm not sure folks have really thought this through.

The Commander
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Doktor Howl

QuoteFuck you, you fucking selfish fucking shit-banana, you unredeemable ass-caterpillar, you fucking fuck-knob with two fucks for eyes and a literal poop where your heart should be.

Sounds like she's been possessed by Orton Nenslo.

:lulz:
Molon Lube

Maedalaane

I hope Discordians haven't fallen for the government's tricks. Don't take the jab.

rong

"a real smart feller, he felt smart"

The Commander

Quote from: Maedalaane on October 05, 2021, 02:46:59 AM
I hope Discordians haven't fallen for the government's tricks. Don't take the jab.

I'm willing to take a left hook. Is the government offering those?

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chaotic neutral observer

Desine fata deum flecti sperare precando.

Doktor Howl

Molon Lube

Cain

I hope Discordians haven't fallen for the government's tricks. Do eat shit with your bare hands.