I pissed on my neighbor's car
They got really angry at me
I told them it used too much gas
Then I got arrested for disorderly conduct
So I set their house on fire
And shot them in the face
With a chicken cannon
Spraying chicken and people gibs everywhere
It was horrible
I feel bad now
But now I feel better
Because I wrote a poem
Roses are red
Violets are blue
All of my base
Are belong to you.
8)
Aw.. That's so sweet AC..
::pokes the sensitive areas::
Hehehe. I was like that last night too, I wrote something that might be a touch emo. Let's see if I can find it...ahh...here.
The more you change the more you remain the same,
Because in a world where only the outsides have value,
the outsides are all we know how to change.
And in the end, the heroes are as alive as your belief in them is.
Which is why the only ones you can count on are the ones who don't exist without your belief.
The flesh and blood ones are caught up in our world of appearances just as much as we are, and will inevitably fail.
My favorite children's poem:
QuoteReflection
By: Shel Silverstein
Each time I see the Upside-Down Man
Standing in the water,
I look at him and start to laugh,
Although I shouldn't oughtter.
For maybe in another world
Another time
Another town,
Maybe HE is right side up
And I am upside down.
Shel Silverstein would fucking anybody!
8)
Sensitive areas would fucking anybody! :wink:
Except for Anna Nicole Smith, way too sloppy!
Quote from: agent compassion::pokes the sensitive areas::
Hehehe. I was like that last night too, I wrote something that might be a touch emo. Let's see if I can find it...ahh...here.
The more you change the more you remain the same,
Because in a world where only the outsides have value,
the outsides are all we know how to change.
And in the end, the heroes are as alive as your belief in them is.
Which is why the only ones you can count on are the ones who don't exist without your belief.
The flesh and blood ones are caught up in our world of appearances just as much as we are, and will inevitably fail.
excellent the emo corruption has begun. it will only be a short time before miss ac joins our ranks.mwahahahah
:twisted:
Quote from: agent compassionRoses are red
Violets are blue
All of my base
Are belong to you.
8)
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::stabs DiL::
Not fuckin' likely.
Besides, I only said "might be emo." An official diagnosis had yet to be made. Let's ask the experts - is this poem emo?
Quote from: agent compassion::stabs DiL::
Not fuckin' likely.
Besides, I only said "might be emo." An official diagnosis had yet to be made. Let's ask the experts - is this poem emo?
As emo as the Smiths drunk on absinthe.
Oh, Roger, everything is emo to you.
:lol:
Quote from: agent compassionOh, Roger, everything is emo to you.
:lol:
Hell, yes.
This is one of the four reasons I hate people(tm).
What are the other three then?
::public service announcement::
There's a definite difference between being emo and being depressed.
Notably, emo kids are not depressed, but pretend to be so that they can write deep-sounding sad poetry and songs and get loads of attention. Depressed people pretend to be happy and write sad things to get the sadness out of their systems so they can function.
They also self-medicate with carbohydrates and occasionally create groups dedicated to their liberation and exaltation, and think My Chemical Romance is a shitty, shitty band.
::end public service announcement::
Quote from: agent compassionWhat are the other three then?
1. They don't pay rent on my internets.
2. They have no sense of self-preservation, or basic common sense.
3. There's too fucking many of them.
Ah. Well, I agree with you on point 2.
:D
Thankfully point #2 makes it easier to fix point #3, though?
Quote from: DJRubberduckyThankfully point #2 makes it easier to fix point #3, though?
You would think so, wouldn't you. The lack of common sense keeps them from using birth control, but the lack of self preservation gets them a Darwin Award. If they get the Darwin Award early enough, it will fix point #3. :lol:
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of AlchemyQuote from: DJRubberduckyThankfully point #2 makes it easier to fix point #3, though?
You would think so, wouldn't you. The lack of common sense keeps them from using birth control, but the lack of self preservation gets them a Darwin Award. If they get the Darwin Award early enough, it will fix point #3. :lol:
I point out the fallacy of your argument by looking around at all the dumbasses in the world today.
Well, she does mention they have to get them early enough.
I was mostly thinking that if they have no self-preservation instinct, it's easier to manipulate them into situations where they self-destruct.
Or you could just kill them. :roll:
Quote from: Ten Ton Mantis on August 25, 2005, 11:31:01 PM
I pissed on my neighbor's car
They got really angry at me
I told them it used too much gas
Then I got arrested for disorderly conduct
So I set their house on fire
And shot them in the face
With a chicken cannon
Spraying chicken and people gibs everywhere
It was horrible
I feel bad now
But now I feel better
Because I wrote a poem
:lulz:
In hindsight, this poem wasn't nearly as good as my gothic toilet paper poem. For some inexplicable reason, the people at Gothic Poetry didn't think so though.
I vaguely remember that one. Stupid goths wouldn't know a good poem if it walked up to them and sliced their wrists for them.