Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Two vast and trunkless legs of stone => Topic started by: LMNO on June 21, 2012, 12:36:57 PM

Title: I'M ABOUT TO CLICK "MARK ALL AS READ"...
Post by: LMNO on June 21, 2012, 12:36:57 PM
...TELL ME ANYTHING!
Title: Re: I'M ABOUT TO CLICK "MARK ALL AS READ"...
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on June 21, 2012, 12:41:10 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on June 21, 2012, 12:36:57 PM
...TELL ME ANYTHING!

I haven't clipped my toenails in a while.
Title: Re: I'M ABOUT TO CLICK "MARK ALL AS READ"...
Post by: Placid Dingo on June 21, 2012, 12:42:23 PM
I had squid and dim sims for dinner because I didn't want to shop.
Title: Re: I'M ABOUT TO CLICK "MARK ALL AS READ"...
Post by: East Coast Hustle on June 21, 2012, 12:58:41 PM
Woods Hole is a useless pit of namby-pamby richies who don't even have the stones for a bar fight. It also suffers from a depressing lack of pretty 20-something year old rich girls who want to piss off their daddies.
Title: Re: I'M ABOUT TO CLICK "MARK ALL AS READ"...
Post by: AFK on June 21, 2012, 01:31:18 PM
I haz a new Fabulous, Uniform.
Title: Re: I'M ABOUT TO CLICK "MARK ALL AS READ"...
Post by: 00.dusk on June 21, 2012, 01:32:24 PM
I fed your cats to your cats.

I apologize for the resulting non-Euclidean geometry.
Title: Re: I'M ABOUT TO CLICK "MARK ALL AS READ"...
Post by: Forsooth on June 21, 2012, 04:57:30 PM
I just bought a butterfly-knife bottle opener. While at work, I dream of going home and fiddling with it.
Title: Re: I'M ABOUT TO CLICK "MARK ALL AS READ"...
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on June 21, 2012, 05:17:18 PM
I dreamed my dog was two different dogs and one of them had a skull fracture and his head healed all crooked.
Title: Re: I'M ABOUT TO CLICK "MARK ALL AS READ"...
Post by: 00.dusk on June 21, 2012, 05:32:11 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on June 21, 2012, 05:17:18 PM
I dreamed my dog was two different dogs and one of them had a skull fracture and his head healed all crooked.

OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE
Title: Re: I'M ABOUT TO CLICK "MARK ALL AS READ"...
Post by: Murmur on June 21, 2012, 10:38:58 PM
My purchases at the store today mostly consisted of different kinds of cheese.
Title: Re: I'M ABOUT TO CLICK "MARK ALL AS READ"...
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on June 22, 2012, 02:29:42 AM
Quote from: 00.dusk on June 21, 2012, 05:32:11 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on June 21, 2012, 05:17:18 PM
I dreamed my dog was two different dogs and one of them had a skull fracture and his head healed all crooked.

OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE

You fucked up dream dog? It's ok, he'd have probably just turned into Taylor Swift or something equally horrible if I'd slept a little longer.
Title: Re: I'M ABOUT TO CLICK "MARK ALL AS READ"...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 22, 2012, 03:32:41 AM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on June 21, 2012, 12:36:57 PM
...TELL ME ANYTHING!

I abused a contractor today.

I didn't want to, but I was left with NO CHOICE.
Title: Re: I'M ABOUT TO CLICK "MARK ALL AS READ"...
Post by: The Dark Monk on June 24, 2012, 04:55:38 PM
I got a kitten born with no tail.
Title: Re: I'M ABOUT TO CLICK "MARK ALL AS READ"...
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on June 24, 2012, 06:34:25 PM
It might rain here. Or not.
Title: Re: I'M ABOUT TO CLICK "MARK ALL AS READ"...
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on June 25, 2012, 04:23:39 AM
Somebody linked this on facebook https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hn476i40pXk&feature=relmfu

(Hey, you said ANYTHING)
Title: Re: I'M ABOUT TO CLICK "MARK ALL AS READ"...
Post by: 00.dusk on June 25, 2012, 04:25:39 AM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on June 22, 2012, 02:29:42 AM
Quote from: 00.dusk on June 21, 2012, 05:32:11 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on June 21, 2012, 05:17:18 PM
I dreamed my dog was two different dogs and one of them had a skull fracture and his head healed all crooked.

OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE

You fucked up dream dog? It's ok, he'd have probably just turned into Taylor Swift or something equally horrible if I'd slept a little longer.

I also accidentally the entire dreamworld. So, there's that too.
Title: Re: I'M ABOUT TO CLICK "MARK ALL AS READ"...
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on June 25, 2012, 04:27:51 AM
Quote from: 00.dusk on June 25, 2012, 04:25:39 AM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on June 22, 2012, 02:29:42 AM
Quote from: 00.dusk on June 21, 2012, 05:32:11 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on June 21, 2012, 05:17:18 PM
I dreamed my dog was two different dogs and one of them had a skull fracture and his head healed all crooked.

OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE

You fucked up dream dog? It's ok, he'd have probably just turned into Taylor Swift or something equally horrible if I'd slept a little longer.

I also accidentally the entire dreamworld. So, there's that too.

It'll grow back.  :lol: