Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 20, 2013, 12:23:52 AMQuote from: Enrico Salazar on November 20, 2013, 12:23:12 AM
Enrico love this country! Become more and more like home every single day.
TELL ME A STORY, UNCLE ENRICO!
It was Great Schnauzer Shortage of 1977 which began the Annual Roast of the Hobo. Enrico's popo, Ritzibottom Salazar (renowned poet and inventor of the Slinky), had always hate that particular breed of dog. Some say because he violently lose his virginity to such a breed, but also some say just because he did not like how they taste. Either way, he have made provision that in each winter the country would take all the loose schnauzers (of which there were many, our rats needed SOMEthing to eat! Do not look at Enrico that way, not without offering a drink first) and roast them in town squares. Is for warmth, is for food, and is for entertainment: the recordings of many of the howlings topped Salazorian dance charts well into disco era. But Enrico digress... where he was? Ah yes, the hobos. Well, it came to pass in 1977 that Enrico's big scientist, Dr Mindbender (no relation to GI Joe character with stunningly erotic mustachio, no) had create hybrid squid and doberman as birthday surprise for Diabo... but joke was on all of Salazore when these adorable hybrids eat all the schauzers! What was a country like Salazore to do? Much commercialism had grown up around Annual Roast of the Schnauzer... Enrico have perfect idea. Around that time, a small town near Sindi (capitol city of glorious Salazore) had begun to try to assert itself politically, this was town call Hobo Town. Hobo Town was town full of hobos, because Salazorians love things to be literal and direct. Is possibly cause of some confusion when we visit other country. Enrico thought about how he had read that the USA roasted communists in the 1950s, and decide that Hobo Town's political aspirations were premature, as Enrico's ejaculation has never been.
Sadly, story is short and anticlimactic from there. Hobos were roasted, along with their political manifesto... which is not sad part. Sad part is Hobos have drastically less numbers than stupid schnauzers. So, Island Nation of Salazore had one wonderful roast, which made entire country smell like hotdogs, but after that we had to move on to liberals. Sigh.