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Hey, I gave it my best shot.  I suppose the real beauty of male wiggly bits will always elude me.

What kind of human you are, hah?  Every fucker love the little dangly bits, most especial when the become stiffened and engorged.  Engorge is sexy word, yes?  Give Enrico fourteen feet of shrink tubing, a hair dryer and a jar of mayonaise and he will make certain you love all form of suausage.

GENERALISSIMO!

YOU'RE BACK!  MY PANCE ARE MELTING!

Then hair dryer or plyers is too hot.  Unless melt is what you want, if so: YES. 

Enrico was play strip poker with ginger name Harry in Vegas this week... did Generalissimo miss anything?

Hey, I gave it my best shot.  I suppose the real beauty of male wiggly bits will always elude me.

What kind of human you are, hah?  Every fucker love the little dangly bits, most especial when the become stiffened and engorged.  Engorge is sexy word, yes?  Give Enrico fourteen feet of shrink tubing, a hair dryer and a jar of mayonaise and he will make certain you love all form of suausage.

Oh.  Enrico was think this thread was for ask him question.  Enrico have advice column of same name in early 1980s.

What are you talking about no messages? You only poked me on Facebook 25 times, Generalissimo, and then offered me a kiss on my birthday. Remember?

Next time Enrico will not grease his mustache.

Edit: For Nigel and Uncle Enrico.  This is what I could lay hands on quickly, the rest is...around.


Starting off slow, the cooking knives. No name santuko, Wusthoff 8" chef's knife, no name light cleaver.


The "My Fist Junta" assortment, stuck in my anvil stand.


The Buck Whittaker that lives on my spare car key.  For completion sake.
For Uncle Enrico, and Nigel.


At the top is 4x Cold Steel "Sure Balance" throwers.  Fun toys.
On the left are the Cold Steel Konjo 1 and 2, both of which have cut tatami better than swords (I tried).
In the middle, top to bottom is a hand-ground single beveled wood carving knife I made from a high speed steel lathe tool, Spyderco Endura with wave, and my Emerson CQC 8 (my two usual work knives).
Far left is my Benchmade model 42 Balisong, for when I feel like flipping.


Projects.  A cleaver I'm re-handling, a large puuko ("crowbar interrupted"), trench spike made with a heavy steel carabiner and an SKS spike bayonet, and tomahawk head I forged myself. (BITCHES DON'T KNOW.)

Was better than handjob from Justin Bieber.  Richter is Enrico's favorite now.

The accusation of "nothing but troll replies"  callously ignores Nigel's response.  

That being said, my hopes of posting a imagewall of my own collection are pretty much quashed at this point.

Enrico was serious.   

Sound like Enrico's first honeymoon.

So, they wish to dance, do they?

Enrico is gone for months to attend Qadaffi's funeral, and come back to NO MESSAGES?  You do not love your hairy little waterproof pal anymore?  Why this is?

Do not forget, Enrico has complete register of this forum and know where all you live.  Every one of you little maggots.



Cuddles,

Your friend and mine,

Enrico Salazar.

We are think Enrico is gone to Glorious Bath House in Sky.

Not yet.  Ancient prophecy say not until all Golden Girls are dead.  Enrico has Betty White in cryonic freeze now.

ok wel this is the kind of knife i'm talkin about

It's my favorite EVER

Ahhhh.  Is sexy.  Serrate blade, tanto, sawback, it give Enrico chubby.

yeah i use it for taking down terrorists and stabbing mudslimes

What is wrong with terrorist or mudslime?

GENERALISSIMO!  How you do?

Fang is not knowing "Saturday Night" or "Having the good time", like Glorious Faggots back in Salizore.  Terrorism is contact sport, yes?

Contact sport, and number one over-counter aphrodisiac in Enrico's homeland.

This one is cute.  Someone get her choclolate poptart and ovaltine, then Enrico will put her to bed and tuck her in.  

Did Enrico fill the coffin with cement as requested? Gaddaffi won't stay down otherwise and he deserves a rest.

Fill with cement and Kris Kardashian looky-likey.  Is very tragic.

Enrico really thought it was Kris Kardashian.  The Generalissimo will never forgive her for marry Enrico-looky-likey Robert Kardashian.  Why go for real thing when-- .............irony only hit Enrico fully now.

ok wel this is the kind of knife i'm talkin about

It's my favorite EVER

Ahhhh.  Is sexy.  Serrate blade, tanto, sawback, it give Enrico chubby.

yeah i use it for taking down terrorists and stabbing mudslimes

What is wrong with terrorist or mudslime?

Dear Glorious Faggot,

PD hasn't been the same without you.

Love and destruction,
Freeky.

You will be spare, my little darling smegma.

ok wel this is the kind of knife i'm talkin about

It's my favorite EVER

Ahhhh.  Is sexy.  Serrate blade, tanto, sawback, it give Enrico chubby.