Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Two vast and trunkless legs of stone => Topic started by: Doktor Howl on August 17, 2022, 02:51:30 AM

Title: Hamish Howl is dead on Facebook.
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 17, 2022, 02:51:30 AM
Account deleted by Zuckerbots.
Title: Re: Hamish Howl is dead on Facebook.
Post by: Faust on August 17, 2022, 10:12:14 AM
Any other accounts on the go? I fully deleted my account a few weeks ago after leaving it deactivated for over a year. Glad to be rid of it
Title: Re: Hamish Howl is dead on Facebook.
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 17, 2022, 05:34:28 PM
Quote from: Faust on August 17, 2022, 10:12:14 AM
Any other accounts on the go? I fully deleted my account a few weeks ago after leaving it deactivated for over a year. Glad to be rid of it

Ima miss my trekkie friends.

That's about it.

All my sock accounts evaporated, too.  Now they want a copy of my drivers license to get on a new account.

And we all know how much Zuck can be trusted with that sort of info.
Title: Re: Hamish Howl is dead on Facebook.
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on August 18, 2022, 03:35:28 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 17, 2022, 02:51:30 AM
Account deleted by Zuckerbots.

Yeah, I was just looking for you there.

(https://i.ibb.co/FK2P3Jp/Capture.jpg)

So what was the perceived offense? Did you flatten some fuckwit, or did the AI there find some old image with an ass or something from ten years ago?

Facebook sucks even more today than it did yesterday..
Title: Re: Hamish Howl is dead on Facebook.
Post by: chaotic neutral observer on August 18, 2022, 02:59:15 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 17, 2022, 05:34:28 PM
All my sock accounts evaporated, too.  Now they want a copy of my drivers license to get on a new account.

And we all know how much Zuck can be trusted with that sort of info.

Malevolent autocracy is my least favourite 'cracy.
Title: Re: Hamish Howl is dead on Facebook.
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on August 18, 2022, 03:13:39 PM
You could probably make an account using TOR or library wifi or something.
Might not be worth the effort, though.
Then again, making ZuckerBorg look like an idiot is ALWAYS a good thing.
Title: Re: Hamish Howl is dead on Facebook.
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on August 18, 2022, 08:48:53 PM
what did you DO
Title: Re: Hamish Howl is dead on Facebook.
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 18, 2022, 11:44:19 PM
Quote from: tyrannosaurus vex on August 18, 2022, 08:48:53 PM
what did you DO

I got ahold of a page full of people that think Trump should be installed for life.

Scat porn bombing may have been involved.

And apparently, I had run out of chances.
Title: Re: Hamish Howl is dead on Facebook.
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on August 19, 2022, 01:54:19 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 18, 2022, 11:44:19 PM
Quote from: tyrannosaurus vex on August 18, 2022, 08:48:53 PM
what did you DO

I got ahold of a page full of people that think Trump should be installed for life.

Scat porn bombing may have been involved.

And apparently, I had run out of chances.

well at least you changed their minds in the process
Title: Re: Hamish Howl is dead on Facebook.
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 19, 2022, 05:32:46 AM
Quote from: tyrannosaurus vex on August 19, 2022, 01:54:19 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 18, 2022, 11:44:19 PM
Quote from: tyrannosaurus vex on August 18, 2022, 08:48:53 PM
what did you DO

I got ahold of a page full of people that think Trump should be installed for life.

Scat porn bombing may have been involved.

And apparently, I had run out of chances.

well at least you changed their minds in the process

Well, yes.  If you count scarring as "changed".
Title: Re: Hamish Howl is dead on Facebook.
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on August 19, 2022, 11:33:53 AM
That's a Valhalla worthy death. All Hail.
Or maybe not. Its possible they secretly LIKED it - after all, they're magats.
But they still have to deal with the cognitive dissonance of fapping to POOMP. So either way, it's impressive.
Title: Re: Hamish Howl is dead on Facebook.
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 19, 2022, 09:25:18 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on August 19, 2022, 11:33:53 AM
That's a Valhalla worthy death. All Hail.
Or maybe not. Its possible they secretly LIKED it - after all, they're magats.
But they still have to deal with the cognitive dissonance of fapping to POOMP. So either way, it's impressive.

One day I will learn some restraint.

But today is not that day.
Title: Re: Hamish Howl is dead on Facebook.
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on August 20, 2022, 12:47:38 PM
NO. Facebook is no loss, really. Keep shitting that hate.  :lulz:
And if you want to contact someone there, a lot of us still have accounts.
For now, at least.
Title: Re: Hamish Howl is dead on Facebook.
Post by: Cain on August 21, 2022, 12:12:17 AM
End of an era.

Not that I think Facebook is too long for this world anyway. I mean, I don't see it dying right away, but I think five years time there'll be significant drop-off in users.
Title: Re: Hamish Howl is dead on Facebook.
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on August 21, 2022, 12:38:38 AM
Agreed. People will eventually get tired of the constant suspensions, spying, datamining, annoying AF new "features", glitchiness, ads, the way it slows your shit down so you have to restart your whole computer, etc. ad infinitum. The only thing it ever had going for it was convenience: everybody's there. But those days are on the way out.
Title: Re: Hamish Howl is dead on Facebook.
Post by: The Wizard Joseph on August 26, 2022, 07:54:40 PM
Well, that news certainly was enough to get me back here again. Been considering it for a while. Got things to share here methinks. Part of the point of using FB at all to me is in keeping contact with cool people in my life. That and soft-touch subversive meme distribution, largely overtly Discordian in nature lately. That said...

Hamish Howl rides eternal and is awaited in Valhalla!
Title: Re: Hamish Howl is dead on Facebook.
Post by: Suu on August 29, 2022, 01:47:54 AM
I am so proud of you, you magnificent bastard.
Title: Re: Hamish Howl is dead on Facebook.
Post by: Trivial on August 29, 2022, 05:09:14 AM
 :argh!:I was trying to share this with you

(https://scontent.feau1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/301476177_10158576263802111_7654797685800040338_n.jpg?_nc_cat=110&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=5cd70e&_nc_ohc=sFWfyf2wreIAX8mGRPt&_nc_ht=scontent.feau1-1.fna&oh=00_AT8mzrNs4ywbWQVCDRVo4kSjQSKsKh3_h2b9wQtv7cBOgQ&oe=6311A148)
Title: Re: Hamish Howl is dead on Facebook.
Post by: Faust on August 29, 2022, 10:09:52 AM
Help: Didn't read the guide fully, I've got a horseshoe lodged in my sternum, I keep winning at the craps table and finding money and avoiding anvils falling out of windows, and I don't know what to do with this new found responsibility